Why is yall neckbeards not care about the NBA HEAT X GTA collab?
Ts finna be so lit ion cap fr ong
Reminder that this game is supposed to be a "satire" of American culture
good lord there is nothing I give less of a shit about than GTA and sports.I know the irony but I saw it in the catalog so I'm here.
>>748915275ball and gun theory absolutely undefeated
>>748915685That's valid tho <3>>748915927Tooooooo be fair both games are owned by take 2 hence why this happened but you aren't wrong lol. Also God can this ugly neon design fucking die. I know its Miami vice city but other games have been doing it a bunch too for the past decade.
>>748916683>that's valid tho
I have JeeTA6 marketing fatigue
>>748916796:transheart:>>748916798They're going to be playing it through YouTube kek, this is for the niggers and spics.
Why do we have to call them “ball and gun” gamers now, what was wrong with “dudebros”?
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>>748916940Even normies call then ball and gun gamers hilariously
>>748916940To be honest "dudebro" didn't fully encapsulate the concept also it was ultimately misandrist and an attack on white males while "ball and gun" goes straight to the point without Gamer Gate feminist bullshit
>>748916940Not as effective at singling out a specific race
Why do browns love capitalism so much
>>748915275because basketball is gay as fuck
>>748915326Reddit hates sports and popular games?You know if they stopped hating white people they could join the good guys
>>748917434The niggerbabble they listen to programs it into them
Bro like I watched the FIFA World Cup cus my country was playing but why the fuck would I care about sports beyond that? Why would I root for some random shareholder and his gamble in uniform?
>>748917110Wishing you luck on your neovagina surgery!
>>748917704YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE THEY CHANGED THE COURT BRUH
>>748917771same shit with e"sports" btw
>>748917704>I can understand rooting for my country but not my city or hometown
>>748918237You live inside rockstar's financials?
>>748915275>these neckbeards don't understand!! This is freaking epic!!! I heckin love black men dribblin balls. I'm not a nerd like redditors!! Just a regular dude who enjoys watching sports and random black dudes
>>748915275We don't watch basketball in Europe.
>>748918237None of the people on these major teams are from the actual cities they represent. You're just rooting for random black guy millionaires who are mercenaries for a giant corporate product likely owned by billionaire jews.
This is such a fucking waste of money too, like nobody hasn't heard of gta vi at this point. Theyre not going to buy it just cause some basketball Americans wear it.>hey Timmy what the fack is a vice city??
i was too soft and beta for sportsball.....
>>748918678No, you root for the team.Watching a game unfold is funYou know this is the videogame board right? Its all about discussing corporate products owned by jews.
>>748915275A reddit screencap thread, huh?
>>748915275Actually, this makes me think less of the team. How desperate for money they must be?
This is the most corporate game ever. Gta is dead. It died with the ps3. Rockstar of David too.
>>748918934Sure. It's a team. It's an entertainment product. It's fine to enjoy things. But it's not rooting for your city or town. Cause it's just not lol
>>748915275>the average GTA IV fan
>>748919081It's basically a humiliation ritual for the players
>>748915275Do they even still sell vice city?
>>748919132Well the players live in the city or town usually, many interact with the community and become part of it themselves. The team and stadium is staffed by locals and works with the community in various aspects.Its called a sense of community, the team is a rallying point that locals can come together and find comraderies with strangers or friends alike.
>>748919198Yeah these poor guys are being humiliated in front of the entire world. I feel really bad for them..
>>748919340hylic moment
The goyim sure love their goyball.
>>748919463Whatever their phone tells them to like
>>748916940Dudebros didn't play ball games, did they?
>>748915275This would never happen to my football (real european kind) team. Amerigolems really are a different breed.
>>748916940dudebros existed when gun games were at least sometimes cool sci fi, modern gun games are just milsim/slop and/or fortnite
>>748919538Madden? Dummy
I hate America(ns) so much, bros
>>748920434I thought dudebros just played cowadoody and nothing else.
>>748920604Gta, cod(or gears or halo) and the sports games typically depending on region. Euro dudebros being fifa and Americans being madden and nba2k. Occasionally they would play something like Assassin's creed but that's the extent of it.
>>748915927The ball & gun is too strong.What can men do against such reckless slop?
>>748919429I'm the hylic? I think not
Ball games aren't even fun anymore they optimized to the point of autistic sim shit
>>748916940Read between the lines, illiterate negro.
>>748919179fucking kek
>>748920465american hours nigga
>>748916683You don't understand, Miami Vice is the only thing that happened during the '80s
>>748917768what kind of reverse psychology is it when a troon says this to you
>the dev budget is already ballooning into the billions>also spend billions to market the game too
>>748925364blame millennials for popularizing it
>>748925364>dungeons & dragons cartoonIf you are a spic, maybe>first Supergirl flick ...No?? And why the fuck would anyone remember that over the other 3 SUPERMAN movies from the 80s?
>>748928182>Supergirl>Not the most '80 fucking thing everNot that you'd know you parasitic zoomer synthwave fuck