Why are stormcloaks like this?The Empire was always the right option
You got it wrong, they don't call Ulfric "The Bear of Markarth" because he loved elf chicks
What is this Western art style called where the characters look like if someone made a human-themed fursuit?
>the very same empire that used the Numidium to kill anyone they didn’t likeBy that token, Ur is the correct choice, given he wanted to use Akulakhan.
>cold mountain place in the north>pale people called nordsYeah it belongs to them. Redguard can go back to the jungle
>>748915798Maybe, but then the game shouldn't start on imperial chopping block. Only turbocucks don't want their revenge.
>>748916167No imperial ever called me a filthy greyskin.
Ulfric did nothing wrong
>>748916124uuh actually it belongs to the snow mer
>>748916167only low IQoids want revenge for that
>Ulfric did nothing wrong
>>748915798Now draw this again but the genders are swapped
Which way, Son of Skyrim?
>>748916328>shouts torygg apart even though he was already going to fight him with zero hesitation>flees the city like a bitch>would have died in fucking helgen if the dragonborn wasn't there to attract alduinShould also be said that the Thalmor embassy is in pristine condition with all elves alive if Ulfric wins but Whiterun got sacked and pillaged.
>>748915798This would work better with a kahjiit or dark elf. You don’t see white supremacists dating the Israel allegory.
>>748916426Based original Skyrimers appreciator.
>>748917708cute cat wife, cute lizard wife, judiciously murder the fuck out of the thalmor cunt before it can ensnare your mind with its vile elvish sorcery
>>748917816>israel allegoryBretons?
>check interracial couples in skyrim on the uesp wiki>0 nord male x altmer/dunmer female>4x imperial male x altmer/dunmer femalekek nordcucks lost to meds even in their fantasy cope game
>Empire has repeatedly cucked to the Thalmor already>Every Imperial you meet is talking about reconciliation rather than the next war>Every Thalmor you meet talks about the next war as an inevitabilityThe Empire is already dead, it just doesn't realize it yet. Bailing is the best possible option short of some kind of superweapon detonated within Thalmor territory without any advanced warning.
>>748917880The altmer>claim to be ancient>want to control everything >do so through backhanded ways.
>>748917708Thalmor kween :)
>>748916024This is what an idealized reality made by westerners tends to look like similar to how anime is idealized reality by japanese people
>>748918175The empire is dead since you met Thalos ghost in Morrowind.
>>748915798Her eyes aren't tilted enough.
>>748918427>claim to be ancient everyone is ancient in TES. what are you talking about? They all come from the same primordial wandering spirits. They were just the first ones to actually go out and explore the world. >want to control everything consequences of getting invaded and forcibly integrated into a foreign empire through temporal nukes by a brass god. Reman accepted their yearly bribes to just fuck off and stay away in exchange for their inclusion as tributary subjects. they'd still be a paper tiger if it weren't for Tiber. >do so through backhanded waysEvery single race in TES resorts to backhanded bullshit when it suits them. They're all assholes for different reasons.
>>748916252to your face
>>748918427Auriel promised all of Tamriel to them 5000 years ago in the Dawn Era. Cool it with the antimerethism, alright?
>>748919408or behind my back either.
>>748917795stormcucks gone real quiet after this
>>748916426>>748917836where did they come from?
>>748916426True sons of Skyrim would proudly breed with her.
>>748915798I thought she had a beard in the thumbnail
>>748917708Binkie you will never be basedFor i still recall quite fondly when you got btfo hitting on that mommy vtuber who was already taken and with kids
>>748916328>wins 1 worthless battle in a continental war>AYSMMMMIIIR OLLLFRIK WUZ KAAAANGGG
>>748915798but what about a Nord female x Altmer male?
>>748919004The Thalmor claim to be direct descendants of the ancient Alyeids, that's what they mean by "ancient". As for the primordial soul stuff, the elves of all flavors hold some resentment for time and existence even being made at all, so they weren't all that ecstatic to be thrown into reality as writhing, dirty, filthy mortal creatures. Any exploring they did was through gritted teeth or seething tears like that pic about the basedjack crying about the Demiurge.
>>748916426ayy lmao
>>748920237same as all Mer. From Aldmeris wirh the rest of the Old Elhnofey. Split off from the Altmer around the time the Ayleids did in the Middle Merethic as they began to leave Summerset for Tamriel proper. Ayleids stayed, Falmer kept going North and settled in what would be known later as Skyrim before the Dwemer came
>>748917708Thalmor wife, happy life
>>748917564Except kill the king and start a civil war which weakens the empire against enemies that want to destroy the world.
>>748920512No, Thalmor claim to be closest related to the Aldmer, the progenitor Mer of mythical Aldmeris, as do all living Altmer. Ayleids are, like the Falmer, Dwemer, and later Chimer, offshoot lineages of the Aldmeri that started settling Tamriel first and developed unique cultures around where they chose to settle
>>748920293lol lmao
>>748920726I'm still upset there was no option to join or aid the Thalmor in Skyrim.
>>748920494too based
>>748917898realistically bretons probably have the most amount of interracial pairing when you consider all their politicking and experience seeking noble youthi bet they have the tes version of passport brosimagine your dad getting rich off trading in wayrest and he sends you to personally oversee his dealings in hammerfell and you hook up with redguard hunnies instead of doing your job and then whoops you accidentally fell in with some khajiit and you're the only human around that can stomach some of their sweeter foods without going into a fucking coma and then sooner or later you're in morrowind getting your cock jumped on by the sister of the duchess you're supposed to be getting married to in a year to secure trade relations with a clan from ebonheart and whoops isnt that a lovely argonian maid there, i do wonder if she lays eggs? surely none of this misadventure will come back to haunt you once you get back to daggerfall!
>>748922624Bretons default have the most interracial relationships because they wouldn't exist as a unique race of Men were it not for mass rape on an industrial scale in the past.
>>748917898Never forget that Sergius (a bald imperial manlet) in the college of winterhold is living in his own romcom plotline where Nyria and Faralda (two Altmer expert wizards) are having catfights over him
>>748922741>mass rape on an industrial scale
>>748922624>realistically bretons probably have the most amount of interracial pairingbreton women, yes.
>>748915798would betray my country for elven pussy
>>748915798Stormcloaks aren't even baseline-TES racist, being imperial golems. Not that this stops leftroons from pretending their nazis while ignoring the actual nazis (Thalmor)It's just like IRL
>>748922624Sounds like the origin story of a Hlaalu Councilor
>>748920726imagine the femdom
>>748922926damn
>>748917836It's Mereth, not Skyrim.
>>748923185forced trueSTL redditor meme
>>748917708orc pussy
>>748915798>Skyrim belongs to the nerds>the nerds' money belongs to Todd Howard
>>748917564yes.ulfric did "nothing" wrong
>nords are white supremacists>who stole their land>it's actually another white race that the majority of people in skyrim belong to (breton, to make the bandits in the reach look sickly)>orcs are everywhere>has a black quarter in their capital, as designed by their leader>and marries (the ugliest in the series so far) argonians constantly in my blacked porn>high elf supremacy takes them away to rape dungeons>their god isn't even realWhy do redditors simultaneously say it's not cool to like nords but it's cool to like nords how they like nords?And then basically say there are actual nazis in the setting (high elves and imperials) but get upset if you say "Oh so the nords are... the good guys?"
>>748930351>The (((Aldmeri Dominion)))
>>748926560>
>>748924302nah she's an authoritarian justiciar for work, but she comes home and likes to be submissive to her husbandwhich is me, by the way
Khajeet has wares saar
>>748915798Pat Boivin?This is how racist white dudes with bugwives look tho.
>>748915798Reminder that their child would be a blonde haired tall Breton. Honestly more of a pureblooded Nord than 80% of the current "Nords"
>>748933105A knife eared mutt will never be a Nord. You're like those Indians who say they're aryan.
>>748915798>>748917708>>748920726Wasn't the meme about the dunmer? TES discourse is losing the plot and eating itself due to skyrim 2's delay.
>>748933105Actually no, Bretons are a genetic multi-generational breeding slave experiment where elves raped human women for decades. In TES the race of the child is always that of its mother. Which is why Bretons are humans primarily while the OP's child would just be an Altmer.>blonde haired tall BretonBretons are shorter than other humans. They are the spawn of meek Nede slaves.
>>748916426Shut up and eat your shrooms
>>748933384>Wasn't the meme about the dunmer?Meme? I love Altmer girls, always have
>>748930351>the majority of people in skyrim belong to (bretonActually no. Bretons never laid claim to Skyrim. They never occupied it or had any kingdoms there. If you're talking about the Reachmen then no, that is wrong too. Reachmen only ever inhabited parts of the Reach and they were savages that bred with everything, making them distinct from Bretons.Bretons are a genetic multi-generational breeding slave experiment where elves raped human women for decades. They inherited the High Rock because they became the majority while the Direnni retreated on their Epstein island.>>748934013Both are robots but the one on the left is a pederast.
>>748934090>Actually no.The Reachmen are Bretons in the code. It's one of the many "Nords suck" jokes.
>>748916124Redguards are from the desert you ignoramus
>>748934090>the one on the left is a pederastExplain. I thought our boy only slaughtered elves, not fucked their children to death?
>>748915934I thought they called him that because he's a hairy faggot
>>748918175Imagine that your nation is at war with another and they want to murder every last member of your race. Would you really support/not be suspicious of a separatist movement within your own borders? It's the classic divide and conquer ploy. Any retard can see that for what it is.
>>748934936No, u
Nord women are built for BOC (Big Orsimer Cock) and repeated orc impregnations until they break the laws of nature and the Nord girl gives birth to a litter of green children for her local Orc Stronghold
>>748935732The problem is that the Thalmor ate shit to resource starved unsupported Hammerfell with its army of cripples. Ulfric is absolutely right that the time to strike is now and that's why the Thalmor are scared shitless at the possibility of him winning because this whole "use him to inflame tensions" shit has gotten completely out of control.
>>748931003would
>>748917708Lizzard would be the cuddleist (needs to be warn)Kaj would be the most flufyhigh elf would be the bitch on the streets sweat in the sheets
>>748934907He loved a young hoplite named Huna. MK wanted to make it explicit that it was a gay relationship. Bethesda omitted the gender.
Is it true Malacath, and by extension all orcs, is a literal pile of shit
>>748937926Yes. Chimer too.
>>748934013>I love Altmer girls>Doesn't post any altmer girls, just generic yellow anime chickPoser.
Why aren't they allowed in the cities?
>>748917708DAT THALMOR ASSHNNNGGGGG URGE TO BETRAY SKYRIM RISING
>>748938221>Why aren't drug dealers allowed in citiesHmm, it's a mystery...
>>748938328But redguards...
>>748937919Kirkbride is a faggot retelling ancient greek gay fanfic.
>>748938730Aren't drug dealers and don't buy stolen goods. Same can't be said for the khajiit, especially their caravans
While I have no hatred for Bosmer I also would not want to live next to one
>>748939346Yes that was the inspiration and it's not MK's fault. Rolston instructed both MK and Kuhlmann to use real historical references when world-building and that's what influenced them as writers.
Can some lorehead explain this to me?I always see this factoid about how the race of a child in TES is like 1:1 whatever race their mother is.But then aren't the Bretons literally part human part elf? What am I missing?
>>748917816The Thalmor are literally supposed to be the fascist nazi group that silences all opposition because they believe they are the "purest race" and everyone else are just varying degrees of subhuman (or sub-elf. Whatever.) Which is what everyone knew and accepted until everyone became obsessed with Israel, I guess.
>>748940196>>748933609
>>748938221to protect themif they were allowed in the cities nord women would go into frothing jealous rages when they see all the nord men run off with them
>>748940523That doesn't really explain it THOUGH.Are you just saying that it's normally 1:1 but a little bit gets through if it's rape?
>>748940094It's entirely MKs fault for being a transgressive faggot. He didn't have to lean into Aeschylus' gay fanfic he wanted to.
What's the prototypical Nord build for my next Skyrim run? Just the banded iron set he's wearing on the cover? Sword and shield and a big axe seems like a shoe-in too, and no magic
vampire bimbos belong to the nords
>>748940787Do a clever man run.
>>748940878
>>748938730there are not the niggers of Tamriel. Khajiits and Argonians are
>>748940587>it's normally 1:1yeah>but a little bit gets through if it's rape?uhh no, rape wasn't the focus therethe multigenerational intentional eugenics breeding program intentionally conducted at scale was the thing that gave Bretons more magical attunement - but visually they still ended up being human
>>748941058But argonians and khajit are hated in Morrowind too
>>748915798'MONGUS ON THE CHEST BELT LMAO
>>748941008I want to love Serana but Laura Bailey's voice causes my dick to retract up into my body like a turtle's head. Can't stand her.
>>748915798>altmer frog letting a nord impregnate herRidiculous, also less realistic than impregnating a lizard or a cat
>>748942514Same. There's only so much annoyingly sardonic and uninterested bitchiness you can take.
>>748917708>Throw S.T.A.L.K.E.R gameplay into Skyrim thranks to AI decomps>go innawoods with wood elf wife
I always married Lydia she's dependable and attractive
>>748915798I know this feel but a different series
>>748944217Has there been a human supremacist since Garithos
>>748917708your ancestors would be DISAPPOINTED if they see you spreading your seeds to these subhumans...
>>748933728what happened to the chickens in vvardenfell
>>74894427940K
>>748920973Not my empire, not even a dragonborn emperor for the last 200 years
Imperial CHAD runs this board.
>>748944091This but Jordis
>>748940274They're both. Nazis who make use of jewish tricks
>>748917708ALL THREE AT THE SAME TIME REV UP THE NUMIDIUM
>>748944378
Stormcloacks are Thalm(ud)or shabbosgoyim
The white race would already be extinct if khajit existed in real life
>>748945635Toxocloak
>>748916167"Do not take revenge, my dear friends, but leave room for God's wrath, for it is written: 'It is mine to avenge; I will repay,' says the Lord"
>>748916649>being a cuck is actually high IQ
>>748920320This
>>748937648Holy esl
>>748946858And yes? You gonna crying or why?
>>748946926Ye-No
>>748935732>Literally throw Morrowind under the bus to protect Cyrodiil>Do the same to the rest of the Empire>Literally abandon your own Empire's faith to the point everybody is saying by the 8. The faith that literally venerates the founder of YOUR Empire "Omg practice it in private in your basement or something :)" like the cuckold you are>WOAH THEY WANT TO LEAVE WHAT THE HECK MUST BE A PLOYSo what's more retarded?Imperial fans in generalImperial fans pretending to be le heckin chad racists when Cyrodiil is literally the most cosmopolitan place imaginable and they literally pushed globohomo on MorrowindImperial fans pretending they're not redditors when their main issue is the stormcloaks are "doin a heckin racism!!!! THEY'RE RACIST!!!!!!"Tiber Septim was right in Morrowind when he said the Empire is deadDoubly so when Martin Septim died and now the Empire is a shambling corpse led by lesser men who literally pay the brotherhood to end their pathetic puppet livesTwo more weeks! Two more weeks! We're building a navy guuuuys *Leaves Morrowind to get literally invaded* Trust me I'll work out guuuuysYou're like a trekkie defending modern Star Trek *The next spin-off will save the franchise!"I wonder if Imperial simps worship irl groups that prance around in their culture and ideology like a skin suit like actual boomers doPeak N'wah behaviorPraise be the Tribunal
>>748942514I want to hate serana but bailey's voice keeps making my Dick hard
>>748917708Right or middle (I'd prefer Dunmer womem though)
these skyrim memes started out kinda funny with the argonians and khajiit but now there just full on "white men will miscegenate with brown people" and not even trying to hide it
I understand elves and orcs. But khajiits are literal cats and argonian lizards. How has elder scrolls been dodging the animal fucker allegations since the 90s? Khajiit literally have cat heads and cat bits and do cat stuff all the time.Like, you get isekaid to Skyrim with full knowledge of all that. Would you shake hands with bromgar thrice-fisted over there, who married chester cheetah?
>>748915798Skyrim belongs to the nords. Kill all male non-nordsImpregnate all female non-nords
>>748917795Knowing Bethesda, they totally forgot the Thalmor Embassy was even a thing by the time development ended.
>>748948001>Will I hate those because they imply that we're not already elbow deep in extreme racefucking ever since some horny faggot invented the boat eons ago
Reminder Bretons control the Empire behind the curtain
>>748948473All hail the Skeever King, the true High King of Skyrim
People that try to say the game even pretends Imperials are a good choice make me feel like I'm taking crazy pillsThere is zero justification for it from a strategic, moral, personal, or cultural standpoint it's actually absurdThe game gives no reason to ever side with them and is entirely carried by "white people dumb and bad"
>>748947653Why? She's mid as fuck.
>>748916167Last three games started with you being a prisoner to the Imperials.
>>748949263The other games lets you think up any reason your character may have been locked up, and you're released almost immediatelySkyrim explicitly has them about to cut your head off for border hopping and getting caught in the vicinity of another guy they hate, which makes it very easy to think "wait that's some bullshit"
>>748915798he's nordifying an inferior race and it's based
>>748949381no, not in this setting the child will be an elf
>>748915798First character I played was a High Elf super chad, and the Storm Cloaks didn't turn me down when I offered to murder my kin and Imperial niggers. When asked why I simply said, "LUL, LMAO even."
>>748915798They're the equivalent of dysgenic chuds who claim to be racists and love white supremacy, but have yellow fever, hate their own nation and constantly shill third world shitholes who want their nation destroyed
So what happened in Daggerfall and why does nobody in universe really talk about the giant robot
>>748915798>no option to cuck both empire and stormcloak and rule skyrim aloneNice roleplaying game you got there todd.
>I'm proud to have served to kick those foul skinned monsters out of the beautiful land of the Nords>Blessed be the Nord man, for Sovengard awaits their return home
>>748949538>https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Notes_on_Racial_Phylogenydamn I didn't know that. it's so over
>>748949691You are a random fuckass nobody with 0 following and 0 claims to the throne. Todd raped the lore and setting as much as he could to suck you off, the normalfag secondary, but he can't rape it so hard as to undo the actual logic just to satisfy your endless power fantasy pandering need.
>>748949710They're not very consistent about it, otherwise Bretons wouldn't even exist in the first placeIt's just a lazy way to explain why you can't play as half races
>>748949795Fucking stop dude holy shit. >>748940523 >>748941239
>>748949795Bretons are 100% human stillHumans could cross breed to make genuine hybrid races, but actual mer/men crosses don't work that way. Some traits can be passed on enough to make them distinct, but racially they are the mothers race
>>748949765I can yell really loud.
>>748949835>bretons were an experimentNo nigga the direnni just plapped their slaves for pleasure and competed to see who could have the biggest slave haremsWhen the nords invaded high rock during the skyrim conquests they mistook the bretons for elves until one of them cried out in broken nordic, they were visually elven enough for the nords to just lump them in with the direnni
>>748938221The khajiit you see are all wandering merchants, clearly not native to Skyrim. Jzargo is the exception but hes also studying at an institution thats hated/feared by Skyrim.
>>748938221>ban drug dealers from entering cities>ayo dis shit be so racist and unfair nyagga>ask to trade>look inside their inventory>skooma and moon sugarGee I wonder
>>748929963It just works
>>748933173Nords are already the muttiest of mutts on Tamriel beside Bretons.
>>748920420do tell more, I didn't know that
>>748950079No, they were intentionally hybridizing with eugenics. Ayleid raped the fuck out of their Nedic slaves too but produced no mongrels. >When the nordsIIRC it was the Atmorans. Attacked a pass not the whole HR and on second glance they noticed they were Nede humans. Atmorans were tall turbochads that all other humans looked like lithe mer in comparison.
>>748950732Bretons weren't intentionally created, they were just the byproduct of slavemasters breeding their slaves for pleasure. They were then given status as 2nd class citizens, below the elves but above the slaves cause the direnni couldn't just lump their own children in with the actual slaves. I cannot think of a single line of text that would imply they were an intentional eugenics experiment, they were simply the natural result of direnni dudes getting horny for their hottest slaves.Nords and atmorans are just the same thing but different eras. There's speculation that atmorans were bigger gigachads like you're saying, and that nords are the result of atmoran+nedic interbreeding but you fucking meet ysgramor himself in sovngarde and he's no different than the other nords in there.
>>748938221they're thalmor spies
>>748951168>but you fucking meet ysgramorThat's just the usual in-game engine limitation and creative constraint. Akin to saying Whiterun, despite being the main regional trading hub, really has only 70 citizens with half of those being guards because that's what's literally seen in the game. Taking TES lore too rigidly, especially the spayed nu-Bethesda with its Creation engine representation of it, is a newfag secondary thing to do, no offense.
>>748950434Aren't nords literally the first race of man? I thought that men didn't exist in Tamriel until the nords came from atmora? Wouldn't that make them the purest race of man and not mutts?
>>748920726DOMINATION LOSS HANDHOLDING LOVING IMPREGNATION WHILE KISSING
>>748952320There are no engine limitations for this as you can make your own character scaled up with simple mods or commands, and they did that themselves with tsun. If atmorans and nords are supposed to be distinct, and atmorans are taller, they could have done that in 5 seconds for ysgramor
>>748917708
>>748952402Yes.Dunno what the fuck this guy >>748933105 >>748950434 is talking about. Maybe he's mixing it up with Imperials because even in their own single "race" have much more genetic differences than the other. The Colovians and Nibenese might as well be different races.>>748952486We'll just have to agree to disagree. I'll never engage in lore talk with people that fall on ingame representation as hard canon. That was simply never the norm.
>>748952320>the height of a character you meet ingame correlates to worldbuilding and loreThey could have easily made him bigger but chose not to. Tsun is huge, as is the Ebony Warrior. Its not schizo conspiracy to discredit fledgling, “lorefags.” Christ get a grip…
>>748944217
>>748944378Press X to doubt
>>748944279In Warcraft? The Scarlet Crusade. But then they turned out to be controlled by a demon (Dreadlord) the entire time and they all get horrifically and brutally killed at one point or another.Funnily enough they did add a new one in WoW forever, except he's UNDEAD. He's basically the Uncle Ruckus of Undead, like he doesn't realise he's not alive and gives quests to alliance (While being racist to non humans)
>>748952579Look I know nu-Bethesda are lazy, inept retards but come the fuck on man. They made Tsun a scaled up Nord so there is no limitation here and they clearly thought about it, then Ysgramor is literally the next guy you meet and he's just another Nord. If they really did intent for Atmorans to be visually distinct, as in much taller, than Nords, they would have just done that to Ysgramor too.I don't take everything I see in-game at face value, I'm not under the impression that all of Skyrim is fed by like three farms because that's all you see in-game for example, but when Ysgramor is shown as just another Nord I think it's safe to assume that "Nord" is just an updated name for Atmorans, same way Redguards aren't called Yokudans anymore. They COULD have scaled him up, they have shown that they thought about that with the guy you talked to a fucking minute before, but they chose not to and I just have to assume that's intentional.
can you just walz into an orc fort, kill the leader and take over? that's a malacath thing to do, right?
>>748953078https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iTpX3oM_ik
>>748953247the loss of the shekelstein saga in HD is a loss for all mankind
>>748953247The Away Come Away mod is such edgekino
>>748953370It really is. Best episode is not even on jewtube anymore.
>>748941008I prefer this one
>>748953247i meant become the leader, kill his sons and fuck his wifes and daughters
>>748916124Skyrim occupies part of the territory of Hammerfell.
>>748941546>its realholy shit
>>748915798loss on the waistbelt!
>>748915798this meme is tailor made by and for spics/niggers
>>748955164proof?
>>748917708Cat sounds niceElf girl, would if I was an elf too Lizard girl,nope I am not indianCat wins
>>748956865>I am not indian>chose the |indian| equivalent of TES raceshmm
>>748952572Preach it
>>748958897Rip king
>>748959332Good soldiers never die, they just fade awayAnd Paul was a damn good soldier
>>748917708harem
>>748917708Dunmer
>>748944513Redundant when kwama eggs are superior
>>748916024>anon discovers caricature beyond "pink haired doll dressed like a high schooler with an emoji for a face"
I'm sick of the rampant anti-aldermism in these threads
>>748917708Breed Cat -> No baby = YOU LOSEBreed Lizard -> No baby = YOU LOSEBreed Altmer -> Beautiful Golden Skinned High IQ Heir with Natural Talent in the Arcane Arts = Perfect Protige!If you're a mage, you better get yourself a high elven wife. It's better this way. The divines will still love you.
Mer women are ugly.
>>748959851based
Mer women are sexo
>>748960280>Breed Cat -> No babySomeone didn't try hard enough
>>748938115I love altmer girls though
>>748917708>that altmer bunda
>>748916124Actually all of tamriel belongs to the redguard, the hoonding says so
>>748962332Anon, this is a blue board!
>>748941008>the guard doesn't also grow massive racknot my skyrim
>>748915798every skyrim meme is just a copy of another existing skyrim meme, drawn in an infinitely worse style than the original, and the original was dogshit
>>748948001It's for retarded self-inserters that hate elves and sexing them is a flex. Against fictional people, imagine that. They still masturbate to them (the fanart variant).
>>748962271sex
>>748920494Reality.
>>748940274It’s just /pol/. Normies still consider them Nazi Germans with underlying tones of the British empire and Spanish Inquisition etc but then again nobody actually reads elder scrolls lore.
>>748916124Nords are invaders tho. Their actual homelands are further north.
>>748965134correct
>>748934013This image is blasphemy.
>>748965134Incorrect. They were created at the throat of the world before atmora was split off from tamriel. Skyrim has always been rightful nord clay.
>>748966350Let's get you to bed, Rolf Cow-Shagger
>>748966417We used to be able to choose our own bedtime you know, back when this was a proper country. Now we don't even have that freedom under imperial rule. Mark my words we will take back this country any day now, praise Talos.
>>7489666752 more weeks bro
>>748966350Least schizoid stormcuck
>>748966753A dragon just flew over my house, it's happening
>>748966849They're keeping kidnapped children in the basement under Bannered Mare, I tell you. For the "Imperial Elite", obviosuly.
>>748917898>>748922926It’s true, Imperial cock is like catnip for Mer women.
>>748917708NEED a tall big booty thalmor mommy in my life
>>748916426>>748917836Himari-race/Falmer race
>>748917708Notice how the thalmor bitch has a predatory glint in her eye, while the beast women are looking at their man lovingly.
>>748968018Thats how you know whos going to beat him in bed
>>748960280A quick support call to the lizard's tree overlords can fix that problem
>>748968183based and redpilled
>>748917708>Marry Thalmor>She thinks it's a fling because you'll grow old and die>Become a Draugr and refuse to leave
>>748967873Himari feet worship
Why are all skyrim follower mods either quirk chungus or a barbie/ken adventurer...
>>748968463>She thinks it's a fling because you'll grow old and die>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqgdxZgStYs
>>748969279Sa'chil was adorable, It's been some time I've played Skyrim but I can't remember anything quirky about her dialouge.
>>748969279Because if you try to make amateur serious dialogue people will laugh at you relentlessly.
>>748969279>all
>>748969050snow elf supremacy
>>748971562based
>>748917708For me, it's the Serana-chanThe virgin vampire princessShe is meant for The Last Dragonborn
>>748966849The woman in this image is 23 years old btw
>>748915798>Why are stormcloaks like this?Because they are the equivialent of the Taliban or Al-Qaida. Armed and supported by a forreign power for geopolitical purposes. Sure it would suck if they win and take over power, but what matters is that they cause chaos.
>>748972389serana hasn't been a virgin for 99.5% of her life btwnot even the worst 3dpd can claim that high a ratio
>>748972639Rape doesnt count. She is not a whore.
>>748972639>>748972695Mental illness. The vampire princess is mine.
>>748972389Serana was gaped by a skyscraper sized monster cock, you basically could fit your entire head down there.
>>748972721Enjoy Molag Bal's cumrag I guess
>>748972726>>748972778Mentally ill and brown.
>>748972389She was literally ritualistically raped to death.
>>748972807Nothing wrong with wanting to avoid daedric aids but go on lad, she's all yours
>>748972981>>748973015meds
>>748950486Without condoning or condemning, I understandSorry for the messy collage
>>748972981If I raped your mom to death is she a whore? Or am I just a rapist?
>>748973469They are Molag Bal cultists.The entire family summoned an avatar of him followed by a "marriage" to the god of rape and domination.She's still wearing his fucking choker.
>>748973469>>748973590still not treating your mental illness?
>>748972542the fact that this shit is still being discussed is insane
>>748973927For all the shit they get Bethesda is still the gold standard for world building
>>748974608truenow imagine TES VI world building....
>>748973590this
>>748952782Not even the scarlet crusade since they just see everyone not dressed as them as undead
>>748975974kys
>>748960280>Breed Cat -> No babyDepending on the stage of the moon you can get a literal housecat for a son.
>>748974608they were until skyrim. did you forgor all the games between this and now?
>>748976226but she did get raped by him tho
>>748977683kys
>>748915798I'd side with Stormcloaks and not because it's the more politically wise thing to do, I couldn't care less about which old fart gets to wear the crown. I want to go to Sovngarde (Valhalla) and siding with the empire seems like it goes against that. They are litterally banning the worship of Talos (Odin).Even if Imperials go to Sovngarde too how is a npc in this world supposed to know that? To them Stormlcloak is the only option for true Sons of Sovngarde. Yall are arguing over politics with more meta knowledge than anyone in world would ever have
>>748978316I don't think they permit black people into Sovngarde anon
>>748978316talos is jesus
>>748978316Talos is a genocider made god
>>748979594whom did he genocide?
>>748979759elvish maidens
>>748978316>They are litterally banning the worship of Talos (Odin).What the hell are you talking about?Sovngarde is the domain of Shor(aka Lorkhan) and Kyne.T*los is a ruthless warlord that arguably ascended by crafting his divinity out of the stories of others and getting megabuffed by the Numidium and its reality shenanigans.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC0HgM0N-mI
>>748969659>redditeren
>>748931003hey don't trash orcs like that, orcs are pretty cool>If life treats you like shit work harder! no use crying over itif anything i'd argue dark elves behave like niggers which is pretty funny as there already is a race of niggers
>>748981101>What the hell are you talking about?How long have you been here? These threads are made by and for lorelets.
>>748973346yeah, that is kind of humilliating even if you want to give it the benefit of the doubt and say it was a joke
>>748981101I'm still convinced that shor being a fox was just a retard error
>join empire>do all dark brotherhood quests and kill emperor>become new emperor of the neue reich and kill all *lvesPicking stormcuck is the wrong choice because it divides your future power
>>748978878lol
>>748983439thats a wolf though
>>748917708all of them>breakfast/lunch/dinner
>>748965134everyone is an invader technically
>>748988006except the hist
>>748988361Don't they invade into this reality?
>>748986584no its definitely a fox
>>748915798The elf should be taller secondary
>>748988819did they?
>*steals from your property*
>>748947482I don't consider the opinions of elves. Especially those who were conquered by lizards.
>>748990287>And the dunmer... lets face it, they are not sending their best. They are sending their worst. Burglars, pickpockets, killers, Morag Tong thugs...
>>748991173>Morag Thong thugs, and Stacies
>>748917708Middle, because I'm basic like that
>>748949765Being Dragonborn gives you more legitimacy than both Ulfric and Elisif
>>748992842Nope. A common lorelet mistake.
