>Stop right there, young man. You have exactly 5 seconds to explain why you aren't playing Resident Evil Village right now, and it had better be good.Well /v/?
I hate Crapcum's troons and RE-Engine slop with passion. I won't even PIRATE any one of the nu-RE garbage any more; I learned my lesson with the RE2's DEmake, DMCV and the RE7 already, years ago.
>>748917391Because you're a fag
I 100%ed it years ago and genuinely have zero reason to play it again I find re7 more replayable
>>748917391I played it too much and have no desire to reinstall it.
only reason to replay this is with VR and that big fat juicy butt mod of hers
>>748917391because I'm playing Tobal 2
Because it's cinematic garbage, I want to play a game. Not hold forward through heavily scripted events
>>748917391Because every RE game and movie is the exact same setup:>Opening Act is scary and an 8/10 experience >Middle Act drops to a 6 with very few scares>Final Act drops the scares for retarded Japanese-standard lore and is either still a 6 or is 4/10 you pray to be finished
>>748917391yo it’s cos i dont have it installed right now, you 8 foot tall bitch>whigger re4 Leon AI video plays
>>748917391im saving it for comfy winter months when there is snow and its dark outside all day long as i always do
>>748917391I wanted to beat RE7 first but that game gave me severe motion sickness so I had to stop.
when i tried to replay it on steam it crashed
>>748917391already beat it on hardcore.very fun game though. im in the mood for more games like this but apparently they dont exist.
>just finished RE7 and hour ago>have so many questions
>>748917391I couldn't get the mouse sensitivity right, it was like Ethan had two fucking boulders strapped to his legs and his neck in a cast. I couldn't get more than 15 minutes in before I gave up. Is that intentional?
>>748925517Increase the FOV and play with a controller.
Because it's a trash movie game
Because even though Lady D is sex incarnate the game itself fucking sucks and she's barely in it.>>748924539The last true gamer left on this shithole.
>>748926290>Lady D is sex incarnateI genuinely don't see the appeal. Her face is ugly, she's too damn tall, and she hates men
>>748917391I already beat it.
>>748917391I haven't played 5, 6, and 7.
>>748926445>Her face is uglyCouldn't agree less>she's too damn tallthere is no height too great (nor too small, shortstacks are great too, depends on your mood)>she hates menFair, her in game personality is dogshit, but when I'm furiously slap boxing the one eyed sea serpent to a rule34 animation of her that's not present
>>748926573SIX SEVEN SIX SEVEN
>>748917391I'm not interested in safe horny
I tried every resident evil until 5 and they were all shit. How the fuck is this franchise so succestul?
>game has Denuvo>buy it>frequent microstuttering and weird hitching>refund it>pirate it with no Denuvo>no microstuttering or hitching at allmaybe Crapcum can stop being a horrible company that hates it's players and appeals to normalfag subhuman trash that are only interested because they saw a sigma tiktok edit with Leon
>>748917391People keep the signal intelligence relay about how you deserve to be treated.I'm relatively doxxed, and to artificial intelligence programmers. I even reply, "I'm relatively doxxed, and to artificial intelligence programmers."If playing Resident Evil Village is useful for you to be known for how you deserve to be treated then I am helping people know how you deserve to be treated...for I am relatively doxxed, and to artificial intelligence programmers.
>>748917391I've worn out 8 and 9 enough. I have no reason to play either anymore. Great games, and i loved the new twist on things with 8 and 9 was even better.
>>748927038what the fuck is this post?
>>748929009A bot to make this board like it isn't a rotting corpse
>>748917391FPS RE plays like shitThe game barely feels like RE which would be fine if it had great gameplay.I prefer hot women to be alive instead having to kill them so even that huge bitch leads to disappointment
>>748917391I broke one of my controllers swinging the lightsaber around in vr and the warranty process is taking forever. No reason to play the game flat anymore.
Good timing, can any anon's help me find this pic in higher quality? Reverse image search isn't able to find it in a better quality & I don't know where else to look.
>>748926445>she's too damn tallamateur
>>748917391The last good RE game came out over 20 years ago.
>>748930310Use ai to upscale it
never played the game but she's probably the fictional character I've jerked off the most to
>>748917391Im on my way to an AA meeting and I have to work overnight tonight. I might download it onto my switch and try to play some at work, though. Sounds like a chill way to spend my night if I can get away with it.
