Why elves are so under represented in video games?
SEX WITH ALL BROWN WOMEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>748921525What would be good elven representation?
>>748921525Is this the UO thread?How do we feel about IGNISPHERE?https://youtu.be/McpAJLJ-D6E?si=7s5gPWraxT2ZuV0h
>>748921961No, this is a softcore shitposting thread that only pretends to be about a video game.The more UO clones the better, even if they never reach this quality.Symphony of War is not as replayable as I thought. Really had to force myself the second time. Still a great game.
>>748921961What the fuck was Amalia problem?
>>748921961I love UO
>>748921525game devs hate money for some reason
Why there isn't a video game where you must save a village of elves from extinction by breeding with them?
>>748923471IMHO elves in video games should only be the following:>Big titted blonde bimbo>Tanned tomboy>Flat chested noble brat>FemboyAnd all of them are huge sluts for human cock
what if the elves kissed
>>748921738God I love big titties
>>748921525
>>748923346>He doesn't know
>>748921525They aren't. They are common in fantasy settings and one of video games most iconic characters is an elf.
>>748922395Great grandaddy wanted to be the best warrior of all time but he also had AGP so he possessed his female descendants
>>748928891Then why do they call him a human in game?
>>748928891literally who
Why can't recompers put all that effort into Unicorn Overlord instead? Since it's essentially confirmed locked on dying machines, wouldn't that be a fat better use of time?
>>748929209The same reason they call wyverians human in monster hunter.
>>748929209post proof
>>748921525need elf game where you marry an elf lady and you have to go through weird sex with elf and 9 months of supporting your elf wife's weird elf pregnancy
>>748921525Chocolate and vanilla ice cream. Just missing mint
>>748921961>How do we feel about IGNISPHERE?Sex with blue onis, brown harpies, and black cat maids.
>>748933792Looks like chink gacha shit. Is that chink gacha shit?
not enough doujins where the leotard stays on during sex
>>748935116Yes
You can hold hands with elves in Skyrim VR with the right mods.
>>748935130based taste
>>748937271Dumb
Elves are the bottom of the totem pole, their only place is groveling at the feet of humans.
>>748921525>no game like REKA or My Time at Sandrock where you play a young elf building up and protecting their villageThe world is cruel, it's inhabitants unkind.
>>748929209The same reason they call the Namekians human in Dragon Ball.
>>748933360RAPE
>>748946184Alisaie my beloved
>>748946184>>748946705ACKSHUALLY, THAT'S NOT AN ELF, THAT'S AN ELEZEN. THEY'RE REFERRED TO AS HUMANS IN THE GAME.
>>748921525It sucks that UO 2 never everIts director is doing some ARPG slot instead
>>748947113In 2028 btw
>>748946705>>748947004I don't CARE I don't even know who Alisaie is I just want a girl with knife ears game that isn't porn.
chocolate elves are a wonder of the universe and need to be in more games
>>748947676I want more blueberry elves
>noldorfag is still aliveHow the fuck do 24/7 autistic ritualposters stay healthy for this many years?
>>748933360NIIIIIIIIIICE
>>748926106Japan has the stupidest idea of being a real man, you see it all the time in their dating shows.Basically any time a woman does whatever she wants, and he lets her, he's "manly".Retarded.
>>748947940they consume cum to stave off ageing and illness
>>748935116Yes but it's fun so it's ok. Also it has insane production values in the main quests.
>>748947871blue elves are also fine
>>748946795Well?
>>748948139Both, they can be the start of my elf harem
>>748926106comfy farming ntr sim gamehome
>>748946795
>>748946795>>748948139I would vote the high elf 100 times out 10 if she was also something mundane like a receptionist or store clerk.
>>748948554she looks like she melts in the arms of human men
>>748948636Just go to the United States
>>748948623dark elves do be like that
>>748948560High Elf (Toll Booth Operator)
There could unironically be High Elves working at your nearest Burger King and you wouldn't know it.
>>748947940Given how cripplingly autistic one would have to be to backseat Janny for over a decade despite achieving absolutely fuck all, presumably due to literal ‘tard wrangling.
>>748948773right, because I wouldn't set my foot in a burger king
>>748948693That's hot. I love a modest working woman (fictional), even better if she's as perfect as a high elf.
>>748948894Yea, they know.
>>748948554What video game?
Dark elves owe me sex
Is it true that the more racist an elf girl is, the more likely it is that she is secretely craves for human love?
>>748933720And then a weird 60+ years of a weird elf marriage where you weirdly love and dote on your weird elf wife and your weird elf children and then you weirdly die of old age while your weird elf wife looks exactly the same as the day you met her but then she uses necromancy to bring you back and now you're a weird but sick as fuck lich and your phylactery is your own weird elf wife and you live weirdly ever after
>>748921961Feeling like I'm going to need a larger party full of elves.
>>748949806No.
>>748949926the concept needs a wisecracking skeleton sidekick doing boomer marriage jokes and a seething chud paladin antagonist that's mad at the lich because he can't get pussy
>>748949806No, but there is a direct correlation between the levels of horniness and racism within elven cultures. The more racist an elf is, the hornier they are.
>>748921961i mean, they showed 0 gameplayalso, they put an anthro furry girl and a crab man, it's over for the rest, they are automatically better than anyone else
>>748921525Its crazy to me there are people who played this game and didnt marry one of the elves
>>748950492>had to compete with a tsundere racist anthro supremacist wolf girl they never had a chance
"sex"
>>748933792Cute, but would be cuter with female Roov.
this guy got laughed out of /a/ btw
>>748933792i hate this but i can't pinpoint whyi don't know if it's the generic girl, the generic reaction or seeing soemthing like this in a videogame but locked behind a gacha
>>748951150None of those. It's because the guy looks terrible, her outfit looks out of place next to his + it's overdesigned in that gacha only way that looks fake, she's not even touching her short side bangs with that animation and her forehead is much too small.
>>748951150It's just chinks throwing random anime tropes they don't understand into a pot and mixing it all together. But if it gets people to roll their SSR waifu, that's all that matters
>>748951150It's the obvious chinkshit design
>>748949539built for bwc
>>748921895OP not answering to this question proves this thread is a bait to farm replies.
>>748952930Yeah, that's most elf threads.Most of them aren't made for the purpose of talking about games. They are for horny off-topic shitposting that the mods are lenient about.
>>748950887true
>>748948072Damn that's a tight, sexy ass.
>>748953510Saati deserves better than being in a dead game
>>748953403I need to be a shota molested by Roov and her yuri gf.
>>748921525Considering how many elves in real life need video game representation, they are in fact very overrepresented.
>>748922085>No, this is a softcore shitposting thread that only pretends to be about a video game.Which video game?
>>748954007Unicorn Overlord.Some posts are talking about it.
I still stand with my headcanon that elves crave human cock because elf males are so effeminate.
>>748948554somehow this reminds meof Goumang from nine sols
>>748954113OP said games with elves. UO is just one of them which was used as example in the OP, but the thread is not necessarily about it. For example see the noldorfaggot just posting whatever elves without any meaningful input. Pretty much the same shitposting as the lewdposters.
>>748954427That anon asked "which video game". Scream at that anon.But yeah, plenty of shitposters post elves in these threads that aren't even from any games.As such is the mod-approved way.
>>748950583Fox-girl. But yeah, she’s pretty special. And given what we’ve seen of some of Ignisphere’s character designs so far, I imagine Takafumi Noma may directly be the reason she got>three rapport events with Alain>an ending where she marries Alain and becomes Corina’s queen if you give her the Ring of the Maiden>unique interactions on the final map of the game where she can rescue her friends
>>748947940as an autistic NEET I have nothing but time, and I spend a portion of that time on my own health, planning and preparing healthy meals, lifting and exercising, meditating, etc. normies spend that time sitting in an office chair for 10 hours a day then being too soul-drained to do anything else afterward.my autism has allowed me to break away from the poisonous systems of our decaying globohomo society and turned me into an ubermensch
>>748949806no, but if you replace "love" with "throbbing cock" then yes.
>>748954127so elves hate nerds and losers?
>>748954738>That anon asked "which video game". Scream at that anon.yeah, that was me, the same dude you are replying to, idiotbecause >>748922085 said the thread is about a video game, wrongly
>>748921895>big tits>slutty>craving human cock
>>748921895Extremely pompous racists but actually very kind.
>>748923471https://youtu.be/qkpE7pn1f5A
>>748933360>>748947983
>>748930147Zelda
>>748957667Sex with asur women.
>>748959060Sex with dark elves too since we're at it.
>>748957667>>748959897made for imperial cock
>>748921525The best elf is a racist one
Which way, associate man?
>>748947676>>748947983>>748949539The wonderful thing about dark elves is that they have no african or ethnic features aside from having unusually dark skin.
>>748951150nigger
>>748921525>Wanted to marry them>They have a bullshit long lifespanWay to ruin it
>>748948067kill yourself
>>748965725What's wrong with that? They are eternally young and they get to see your great-great-great-grandchildren
>>748921525isn't the most popular and most universally praised game ever made the one that features an elf protagonist who stops a big nosed arab jew?
>>748965969Yeah, but he's a guy, so he's never brought up in these threads.
>>748965725>He doesn't want his son to have a grandmotherdaughterwifeNGMI
https://files.catbox.moe/xfr1ng.webm
>>748966521segs
>>748965725This behavior is what kills species
>>748921525Agreed!
Need elf gyarus
>>748967008Theres already a TES race fetish thread going on, no need to post random shit here
>>748965969>ElfFairy faggot. Knowing the difference might save your life
>>748967130Did you misclick on the wrong post?I'm not posting race fetish shit. The pornposter above my dunmer-post did.
>>748967252If /v/'s #1 elf pro noldorfag says that they're elves, then they're elves. Simple as.
>>748965969Link is a Hylian, who are basically long eared humans. They have neither a long lifespan nor do they have innate magical abilities.
>>748926106me taking every fertile women in town
>>748954127My headcanon is that elves are fine among themselves but coming into contact with humans breaks them in such a way that they become addicted sex fiends. This also happens to humans who meet elves, but elves have superior training and eons of mental preparation for it so they can hide it well, meanwhile humans turn into elf druggies real fast.Elves hide away in forests to prevent society from breaking down into degeneracy.
>>748951150It's chink gachashit. Anyone who isn't a shit eating chink or SEAmonkey hates it on a physiological level.
>>748921525>elves>just humans with pointy earsexplain
>>748967305Argonian rape meat
>>748954127Based
>>748967594They are only superficially humans with pointy ears.Ultimately, depends on the setting. But the differences are often magical, spiritual, concerning the lifespan, their souls, physical capabilities, history and culture. For a video game, it should feel different playing as them, though that's rarely accomplished.If you want weird crabpeople or some shit like that, then play some different game.
>>748967594They uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont need to shave and can wiggle their ears Sometimes they live forever and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they're caucasian sometimes nordic humans? They can do magic or something they're totally different from humans because she wants to marry me!
>>748921525Elves are racist and isolationists, not easy concepts for new age woke writers to navigate.
>>748967860They are also aristocratic by nature and a race of highborn people.We live in the age of the ugly, the self, and the mediocre. Of course elf depictions have to get worse and worse.
>>748967860Isnt that basic bitch villain design 101? An awful lot of villains are elves
>>748948478Which one?
>>748965969I don't remember that in Skyrim>>748966071literally who?
>>748967974Because nobody cares about dwarf, gnome, halfling villains.It's either humans, undead humans, demons, evil elves or greenskins.
>>748967974>An awful lot of villains are elvesAll knife ears are villains so this makes senseA nobler being like dwarf would be too unrealistic as an antagonistThat, and evil women are made for defeat rape correction, which happens to be the speciality of elf women
>>748968380>dwarf>noble beinglol lmaodrwarves are the jews of fantasy if goblins aren't involved
There is no difference between an elf-hater and a coomdrone.
>>748968483>>748968486uh oh, troon melty
>>748968532?
>>748967090>Ina X Flare fusionNice.
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