How are your races going? Hope the festival was fun so far. Current lobby is: 60288403
Crossworlds is still pretty fun, although... I would still like a good patch... looking forward to the championship.
Haven't run into many sweats the past 10 races or so or at least not obvious ones. Its been kinda chill.
Can't stop won't stop the grinding...
Alright fuckass game, lets throw hands once more. Since OP is full here's another lobby81741052
Just in case the lobby exploded or something but it's full right now60288403
>whole team got fucked up at the end>still tie for 1stNoice. I'll go one more, Amibro, I gotta get something to eat. GG's, I'll be back later.
>>748932241Next patch is make or break time, it's crazy that some anons left mid thread last thread to play Fortnite
Change those gadgets!
finally got the title so i'll leave after 2 more gamesthank you sage, rouge and miku
Meanwhile, I'm yoinking all sprites near extract points and missing shots with pings in FortniteI still need to play a few games with my friends to finish the Miku pass
GG's Ghostbro and Miku from earlier. was chill times.
>>748932868Guess I'll wait for you to leave since no one is joining my lobby.
I read the recent Iizuka interviews.I hate how Sega still treats Sonic Team like absolute shit and then expect good results from them when they haven't gave them a single dime to fund their games, it really feels like they are using the movie budget for everything except giving Sonic Team an actual budget. I'm surprised how Year 2 is even a thing and honestly not really excited anymore if things are going to be the same just cause the team can't afford enough for substancial updates because of Sega expecting them to do well with just a penny. I guess that also explains why they haven't made an in house Puyo game since 2020 and outsourced Puzzle Pop to h.a.n.d.
ggs>>748933090just left, lobby is >>748932584
Thank you Nights, Miku, and Rouge.I must depart now, I need to commit myself to chores.
>>748932768>it's crazy that some anons left mid thread last thread to play FortniteHow so? The online experience is completely fucking insufferable in CrossWorlds. Some of us can only deal with that shit for so many races before it becomes worth it to go spend our time elsewhere.
Today was a good day, finally time to race and get those last points.
>>748933181it can be a rough awakening sometimes
Mikufag here, good races my doods. I was a bit worried for a bit there that I wouldn’t get the win streak title since I literally hadn’t touched this game since the Pac-Man event and I just suck in general (lol), but I should know better than to doubt you all. We did good tonight.
>>748932873Anyway. RoyaleGotta play 1 more FN and play more CW for a friend. Will open EU Lobby
>>7489325843/4
>>748933995>eyesack on the leftIs there anything that isn't in Fortnite?
>com error after one race
>>748933585True I guess, I got my 1k and dipped and just lurk the threads afterwards
>>748934061The final boss.
>>748934138I got to 7,070 before I just couldn't fucking take it anymore, and that makes me sad because I actually think the Monster Truck Frenzy is some of the funniest shit they've added to the game in months. I want to play more but why bother? I'm just gonna run into my 4 stacks of fucking HRE Trucks and lose.>>748934187Oh yeah, duh. That was stupid of me to ask.
>>748934187meh keep em
>>748933198Well, no time to be sad, time to play with the vros
>>748934306Fuck you. I want my damn Master Sword pickaxe.
>>748934232>I want to play more but why bother? I'm just gonna run into my 4 stacks of fucking HRE Trucks and lose.I don't think the sweats are paying attention to how much their actions are harming the longevity of the game.I also don't think they would care if they realized what they're doing though, so.
Thanks for the games, Shadowbro, it was fun and I found a lot of sprites variants I didn't had yet, I swear they never appear like that while I'm alone. I'm going to go eat something and back to the grind here if there's room in a bro lobby.
>torn between dropping back to tap or just try to win>stay ahead >end up winning by a landslide and still getting the bonus anyway well alright I might have to dip in a few races though so someone else will have to host
>>748932589>>748932993Wait shit I just realized I got my monkeys mixed up. Fuck I guess I am racistGonna hop back on in a minute
>1st>suddenly portal opens>have to pop my laser early>fall to 4thOh fuck right off. Glad we won.
Holy tapmogged, nice job bros.
Nice tapjobs vros
Open lobby doku doku? I've returned from wageslaving
>>748935485I might have to break off from the lobby I'm in and host if more anons pop up.
>entire lobby of crowns
This game is bad for my health, it makes me want to jerk off nonstop to Cream and Sage everytime I return to it…
>>748934759>"but, anon, just stop being shit at the game"I'm just waiting for that, probably really close day where there's no players left online but those sub-human sweats. And then seeing the exact moment they also abandon the game because sucking each others micro-dicks stops being fun with no one else there to praise their fatherless behavior.
AIR TRICKS
We were having fun but seeing these trucks back to back...its just so exhausting.
>>748935547I can wait for as long as I must. I'm not in a big hurry to get mogged by top 10 sweats.
GGs Rouge, NiGHTs, and Axel. Now lets see if we can run into each other and make things funner. >>748935937I'll put it up now.
>>74893593768438969Geddin
>>748936010GG's arlebro
>>748936010GGs bro, was fun. I'm almost done myself but hopefully the rest of this festival is a fun one.
This is the first time the volcano rocks actually affected me but at least we won thatGG's Nights and Rouge
>>748936291GG, had a good time. I got my 1k so I'm out for now. Fingers crossed we get some good news next week!
>>748936059Knew I could count on resident Blazebro
>>748935485I plan to do 1 with a friend, but he pulled me into L*gueFrom one degenerate game to another, then back to CW
Ok, done eating. Any open lobby?
Oh I guess it was me. Take 298385896
>instant timed out
>>748936567>try to join>dc'd>try again>cannot find lobby
>>748936567>timed outC'mon I just got here!
Doing some other shit right now, but will try the festival soon. This is only my second fest. What are the recommended modules for each mode?
13863565Take 3. Holy hell.>>748936639geddin
>>748935660And once again I will be proven right that tryhards who optimize the fun out of a game, are the same ones who will ultimately drive into the ground.I've been saying this for a year, we've really REALLY needed to push back against these faggots, but well you've seen how this year went. Sega wants the tryhards, not enough people want to push back against them, and so the game's going to meet it's inevitable fate sooner than later.
>blue team could've tied with us for 1st>they lost by 2 tricksI know that pain.
>Amy arrived
>>748936864Best we can do is literally stop playing. That's going to get noticed by SEGA. Then they'll have take one of two choices:>fuck, the game is bleeding players and we don't understand why, kill it>fuck, people don't want to play against these asssweats, time to make some correctionsThey'll probably go with the first one since they're SEGA.
>>748937050>They'll probably go with the first one since they're SEGA.Probably. Besides, too many anons here, let alone players everywhere else who also hate sweats wouldn't be willing to all drop the game. Too many people want those limited event decals, titles, horns, etc., despite the fact that they'll have no game to use them in when it's driven into the ground by these fucking losers.
>>748937159I'll do my part starting last LC. I won't be playing those things anymore. And the more festivals we play, the faster I get tired of getting matched against these no lifers, so I'll probably reach a point I won't be even bothering playing those.>guy in dead last throws a bomb behind>fucks my whole lap 3I rest my case.
Why did that Monster Truck in particular on lap 3 made me go literally go 0mph after it hit me? I swear they're items are jacked up to 11 when used on me.
Alright enough ACK+Collision. I'm going full bagging +Collision. I need a full inventory especially after this >>748937489
>>748937457I have no interest in playing any further Legend Competitions after they gave fuck all for getting Emerald 7 times, so I'll join you there. I don't see myself going past 1000 points in any future Festivals at this point either, assuming I play them at all.I mainly just grind single player anyway. You know, the part of the game that's actually fun and where you see a healthy variety of vehicles and gadgets via the bots?
>one slicerThat's all it took to fuck me before finish line. I throw whatever at others and they don't even blink. I really hate this game.
Lobby502742232/4Friend is setting up gadgets atm
Should I? How active is the online scene, i feel like this is the type of sale a dying game would get
>>748937692>one slicerI don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try
>>748937986Read the room, bro. This game's online is dogshit. Servers are dogshit. World Match is dogshit. Festivals, the last bastion of fun besides single player, is rapidly turning to dogshit.Buy if you have friends or family to play together, or if you don't mind playing single player modes, the most fun you will have with this shit.
In between matches I can't help but think damn...I really paid 60 bucks for this shit. SEGA got my ass good.
>>748938197I am eternally grateful and lucky I got the game gifted to me.
>>748937986>GBPDead on EU side. Need NA VPN to play World Matches with more than 5 real ppl. Most of these people are jobless sweats who play ladder 24/7 Meta changes only every 3-4 months. Ppl hope for major changes in year 2 content
>tfw the 9th is going to be the day that makes or breaks this game's future>knowing sega it's going to break it>there will also likely be multiple technical difficulties during the actual championship
>bomb a mikufucker point blank>nothing>spikeball another>nothing>tornado>nothingI'm not racing against these fuckers anymore. If you guys really want to win against them, let me know and I'll leave the lobby.
>>748937986Idk since we dont know the full numbers cause game is crossplay but currently the average player count is about 300 on SteamFestivals are when people play the mostPretty active on FestivalTho if your only focus is online rn, it's a gamba since the sweats are dominating the game rn and we don't know if the next update which is this month will change things.
GGs Spookster3/4 90226016
>>7489377813/4
Hey I know this isn't the right thread but I have $20 in my Steam account and I wanted suggestions for TF2 items to buy on the community market.No I'm not opening cases.Or doing MvM.
>>748938494Get more money and buy Medic's hairy chest
>>748938525Yeah right, that shit's like $280 for a Strange and $155 for a regular one.
Let the rest of the evening be team rose, a rando, and a lobby full of timmies. If it stays that way I'll take back 13% of the bad things I said about you Iizuka
We might not have won that one but at least the sweats lost
>>748938494
26928867Lobby died
>>748936864I still mostly blame Sonic Team for giving too many incentives for tryhards. WM has rankings, Festivals has titles and leaderboards, LC has leaderboards and titles. Every facet of online play has something for sweats to endlessly grind and compete aggressively for, even the casual mode. And of course the game suffers from a solved, dominant strategy that smothers player expression for people wanting to play online.Seriously remove leaderboards and rank based titles from festivals and add an unranked mode to the game just so we can separate the compfags from the casuals.
>>748938434gg's Team Rose, I'm gonna be dead weight in rando lobbies for a few
>>748938792>Every facet of online play has something for sweats to endlessly grind and compete aggressively for, even the casual mode.I hate this so much.>Seriously remove leaderboards and rank based titles from festivals and add an unranked mode to the game just so we can separate the compfags from the casuals.But then the compfags would cry when they have nobody to shitstomp in the ranked mode because all the casuals went to the mode where they're allowed to actually play the game, and since Sega loves them so much, they'd just get the unranked mode removed.
OH THIS FUCKING GOOP MADE MIKUS SUFFER
>>748938792>Every facet of online play has something for sweats to endlessly grind and compete aggressively for, even the casual modeWas thinking this early today believe it or not. Sadly it's something that will never be addressed, they can't update these modes to give no rewards, or delete existing leaderboards. They literally shoot themselves in the foot with every little decision they took with this game.
>>748938903And the local fanbase is dickriding these "pros" so fucking hard
Using the red glove on the miku sweat right on the aqua forest shortcut felt pretty good
>void before recovery item for last stretchYeah, I didn't want to get a top place anyway.
>rocket>KBB>stuck on the drill>knocked to 12thFine, I see you've chosen death.>1st in the endMay that entire red team rethink their lives.
>>748939121>Sonic Racing CrossWorlds History is About to Be RewrittenNigga the game has barely been out for a year. These retards are hyping this shit up like it's Super Smash Bros. Melee during the era of the 5 Gods.For me, real pros in gaming will always be those who can and do pick up something that isn't meta, even if it's weak, yet still destroy people with via sheer game skill. You see this a lot in fighting games actually, and it's where I gained a huge love for Neco-Arc Chaos. He might be the worst character in all of Melty Blood, but seeing him played in the hands of a competent player is far more awe inspiring to me than watching some dickhead like Exponso hold the drift button for an entire race.
>AIslop with a persistent md5Oh I know exactly what to do with that.
>>7489387633/4
>got hit by like 5 tornadoes before going out of mazeKeep your fucking win. Seems you really needed it.
>bot on our team fucking rams me into Pinky>race ended in that moment
>>748939284Holy mother of trukes
>>748939284The more I interact with average American "nerds", the more I start choking on onionsPpl dont dickride Faker that hard
>use drill at last shortcut>drill the mikufag before they activate their truck>drill takes me out of shortcut>miku goes like nothing and takes 1st and 2nd anywayI hate this fucking item.
>pop my drill as a slicer approaches>still lose my triple boostExfuckingcuse me?
>>748939570on onions*Fuck my brain at 5 am
>>748939506Based truth-seer
Ah. Didnt know that we have autochage here lmao
>>748939660Same as using laser too late and losing your items to slime anyway. Fucking items.
>just gonna pop my shield at the final stretch >get hit by a single ass bomb 0.001 milliseconds right when I use my shield
>metaslave>14 taps >We loseAll for nothing
>game physics fuck up and send me flying over a platform>fall to my doom to last place>so far behind I can't catch upFuck you game
>3 Amys
Maybe the secret to comfy lobbies was run 3 man teams.
>>748933198i haven't read up on the recent interviews but i've had a nagging feeling for a while sonic team has been getting crumbs for a budget, probably why the puyo games of recent have been really unremarkable aside from chronicle and puzzle pop, and the former sold like shit while the latter like you said was outsourced also probably why that game remembered fever plotlines instead of wanking off their idol VA apple girl for the 6th time but they still have to make her a main anyway because amitie's friends are just not allowed to do anything anymore.
I keep fighting for my life vs boos and 2 sweats, and we still lose269288673/4
I fucking swear every Whisper player I meet is always last
Why did I think taking the cut with a truck was a good idea...
>both opposing teams tied for firstShit I'd rather we didn't end up getting the most air tricks
>>748940258>dc'dOne last kick to the balls. Sugoi.
>>748940305Cream must be trapped in the lobby. I made sure to send an invite.
>>748940387Everyone disconnected except for me. Nope. Had to alt+f4 out of that one
>jesus girl in our teamWatch them be shit this time, instead of a sweat.
>>748940387Also I didn't actually receive invite
>last stretch of chao park>1st>about to do one last trick for team boost to activate and secure the win>trucked in the air>team boost activates>won't speed me up
Honestly, I am starting to like lvl4 tricks + perfect landing kit. Giga dumb on maps with lots of tricks.
>>748940564>dc'd after finding new matchI swear this game is doing its fucking best at making me finally hate it.
>timed out
Wait a second, i didnt choose bikini botttom but we still won
https://youtu.be/hK_6T-LzdbE?si=o0om8AuPQkOyFeNz>Last lap musicYep time to lock in and win.
>>748940837Nothing gets the blood pumping on lap 3 quite like this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAx3hTZeyBw
>>748940447Got our justice
>last stretch before shortcut>double item capsule>triple boost fucking yes>void before it>miss the shortcut>get trucked trying to boost>dead last or something
>12 tapsBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOESPIO BROOOO
>>748941038>that gifAm I weird for never really finding Heavy is Dead to be very funny?
>>748940917For me its https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-IgN0nTuEo and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPBd7W1wNzQ
>>748941128I prefer having Receive You The Hyperactive for lap 1 instead since the start of that song is so fucking good, but still great picks regardless.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90zWq5r7zc8
>item distribution so fucked during lap 3 I net a triple boost and truck in 4th
>>748941231Next race max volume
269288672/4
>>748941348Fuck yeah man, kick some ass out there.
>>748941231I hate lap 1 Hyperactive as it edges you till the crossworldsIs there a mod to fix it?
>truck and triple boost at finish line>truck barely hits the wall and sends me flying the other way>lose a lot of placesIHATETHISFUCKINGITEM
>>748941495I don't think so. I also don't find that to be an issue since the intro of the song fits fine for lap 1 in my opinion.
Finally won a SCB sl I'll leave it there. Thanks for the matches EUbroGG's
The truck frenzy with galactic parade is brutal
>two faggots ahead of me at finish line>use truck>still can't reach them even though I'm slipstreaming while truckingDoes this fucking item do something apart from making you pinball like crazy when touching something or someone?
>>748941572GG bro. Thinking of playing a few more lobbiesAny free spot?>>748941656Smart steering makes it more brutal. You can pin your enemy into the void while being protected by an invisible wall
>x3 win with randos at mystic jungle while ungravitify is blasting
I take it I was the only one who d/c'd? And just in time for taps.
>>748941806Could it be possible to made a hotkey to switch Smart Steering on and off with the press a button mid-race? So that you can abuse this during Galactic Parade or other similarly dangerous tracks but also not miss out on shortcuts or lose speed by having to manually pause and turn it on / off in the middle of the race.
>two bots>fucked right at the end of lap 3>whole team finish last>we win the objective but that obviously means shit with 10 pointsI'm going to blame me changing to joycons since my pro discharged.
Alright Amy or Cream you host it. Iizuka is in my walls.
>>748931939This picture was drawn by a girl who wants to fuck these hedgehogs
>>748942131Cool
>>748941961Oh, I just remember spots where I can fast-swap modes safelyhttps://files.catbox.moe/vutlts.mp4Sometimes, I panic and misclick(I did not notice my lobby was still up, so 26928867 2/4)
>take the kronos shortcut with truck>boost after it ends>literally less than a second from that shortcut to finish line>get trucked from behind by a monster truck on drugs>both opponents teams tie and we get 3rdAnother one of these and I'm out. Don't want to get a motherfucking aneurysm right before sleep.
>>748942094>multiple back to back to back disconnects>opposing team tied for 1st place last matchPerhaps there's some karma at play for using the term "niggerfaggot" on my opponents so loosely51904992
>>748942375>timed outIs this a sign? Does Iizuka wants us out already?
Mom said it was my turn to host and time out.
WORTHLESS CONSUMER MODELS
>run team of three instead of a full lobby>start getting actual chill lobbies >Iizuka gets word of this>suspiciously timed com errors back to back nowI'm nooticing
>6:52>Full lobby
>>748942543This is the most Omega I've seen since launch.Genuinely why does nobody play this character. I see more Storms, Reds, and Creepers than Omegas.
>>748942375>lobby doesn't existWe done? I'm doomed to solo queue for the next 2 or so hours until more anons want a lobby.
>>748942559Yes this game genuinely hates us specifically. Now post lobby code and invite our Big, Amy.>>748942674That lobby was kill
>>748942620Ah..Good times
>>748942718holy fuck lmao
>>748942708I already invited him. Will post code after he joins.
>>748942817Mind sending another invite?
55885409Will probably die next race anyway.
Phew I've finally penetrated the top 1000 Mikus
>>748942718SOVL
>>748942321Still 2/4
The Crossworlds CNT build is starting to get dataminedHere's some unused Orbot and Cubot dialogue
>>748943124
>>748943124>>748943170That's pretty cool. What else is there?
>>748943194Unused ticket probably used to only buy gadgets judging by the looks of it.Those are only things i saw get found so far.
>>748943249Weird.Wasn't there like a costume shop thing that got datamined a while back? Or did I hallucinate that?
>>748943264I love you, Amy.
>Host dc lap 3Buh.94739663
>>748943274I clearly remember that, it had an Omega skin or something.
I guess this does confirm my suspicion here >>748942559Full lobby raises your chances being matched against a stacked team
>>748943264Sexiest character in the series right there.>>748943324Yup yup yup, I knew I didn't hallucinate that. Whatever happened to that anyway?
>>748943319No complaints here, I was getting fucked
>>748943278>>748943345
>about to pop my truck>suddenly tornado
>tornado'd at the end of shortcutNigger behavior.
>>748939079They can easily change festival titles to at least not be rank based rewards from now on, and I'm sure most the of the player base would thank them for it cause nobody actually has fun playing for 72 hours straight just to get a dumb vanity reward. And they can easily add an unranked mode
>>748943467>72 hours straight*96 hours actually.
>>748943342idk, we are currently duo and we are gettin full lobby of the sweatiest shit
>>748939284This would probably be more possible in a meta game that wasn't so dominated by such a superior strategy, but even then racing games, and kart racers at that, fundamentally aren't like fighting games, it's less about skill expression and more about execution, and item play is a literally roulette.
Can't with these no life teams
>lose by one trickPainful
>>748943467Like I said, they won't be removing those rewards. That's what drive people to play the festivals in the first place, even if we want to pretend they don't. Heck, even WM, with the auras being locked behind one of the most infuriating and mind numbing grind, still sees player activity because of it.Remove those rewards and people will have to play for fun, and for most people playing with no incentive is not fun.
>>748943735>This would probably be more possible in a meta game that wasn't so dominated by such a superior strategyWell no shit. The biggest thing making CrossWorlds such an insufferable shithole has always been it's awful meta. More than the items, more than the matchmaking, more than the bugs, more than the low-effort DLC. The core issue has always been the meta.>but even then racing games, and kart racers at that, fundamentally aren't like fighting games, it's less about skill expression and more about executionSure, but fighting games still require a lot of execution as well, especially if you're handicapping yourself by playing a character as weak as Neco-Arc Chaos. He has almost nothing going for him.>Second lowest health in the game, only higher than V.Akiha>Very low damage>Awful hitboxes that make him susceptible to getting countered>Terrible air dash>Terrible back dashThe list goes on. Watching a high level fighting game player dominate with a weak character will always been more entertaining than watching a "high level" kart racing player dominate with the most overpowered shit in the game, and the same applies in reverse. Watching a high level kart racing player dominate with a weak setup will always be more entertaining than watching a high level fighting game player dominate with a top tier. It's kinda why people fucking love seeing characters like Yoshi, Pikachu, DK, etc. in high level SSBM.
>use my truck>get trucked at the same time>can't move for a while while truck keeps going against a wall
Hey. Can we get the comfy queue back again? That was nice. Not this shit.
>>748943550>went back to 3 man lobby>immediately paired against timmies I'm tightening my tinfoil hat and nooticing harder.
87577606Yes, I am still playing with the other clanker
>arle teammate tries to steal my 1st with laserYou're not stealing this shit from me after all that has happened tonight you fucker.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMjuj1qIoYIt kinda fucks.
>>748943907That's the thing though, with festival titles, it's all or nothing, either you grind the entire weekend to try for one of the top rank titles, or you get your 1k points and leave. More people would have a reason to play over the course of the whole weekend if the titles were earned from reaching higher point thresholds, just like how WM has rewards for reaching higher ranks. And it'd be physically healthier for the players themselves as they won't be forced to grind the entire weekend to beat out everyone else on the leaderboard. I'm not saying remove the rewards, just stop tying the rewards to competitive leaderboard climbs, especially in what's supposed to be the casual party mode.
>>748944257FOLLOW ME INSIDE OUTSIDE THROUGH THE STRATOSPHERE!!!1!
>>748944257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9E66ywToGU
I fucking knew that Megafucker was going to make us lose when I saw him without the gadget. Motherfucker.
>coming out of the cave at dinosaur jungle>get flipped in the opposite direction>literally told to go stand in the cornerI ain't even do shit wrong.
Didn't even notice that was a x9, hell yeah motherfucker
lobby?
>>748944546>>748942892
why cant i customize my plates/vehicle while waiting for lobby
I play like shit with joycons. I'm sweating my ass just fighting against my hands. It's a miracle I even finish at the top.
>>748944567Itching to get matched against stacked teams again?
>>748944634>do air tricks with joycons>they break after 2 races
>>748944546>>748944150
>>748944639Sorry, sometimes I forget what I'm even doing.
What.
>>748944878I'm noticing that exiting lap 2 during this frenzy is kinda bugged in general. Everytime I go into lap 3 the game tanks my speed down to like 70 and everyone passes me. No idea why.
>>748944878CHAOS CONTROL!
>>748944878Activate your balance servos dude>comm errorLove it
>>748944639>sweats after 1 victoryI'M SORRY
>>748945004I will do 30 more min and gonna go sleep. Prob 1-2 Air Tricks games Lobby code bit above
Another one like this and I'm out. Not losing my sleep time if I have to deal with these faggots.
>all I wanted to do was touch Amy>instead I'm treated to one of the worst races all yearNo game, please match us against AG Panda or one of those other no fun cock suckers.
>>748945027Sounds good to me. I should've gone to sleep two hours ago.
>gloved>slimed>slicedHope my ghost helped.
holy hell when did x9 become a thing
>win once>CBT time
Ok, not even trying this one.
>bang up job on that x9>here's a full lobby of sweats for all your trouble
It's okay, she's in.
>com error againThat's what I get for inadvertently bullying the shit out of that Shadow the whole race
>>748945450We lost by 1 point....Rouge clanker did no clank
Next lobby like that and I'll just close the game. Sorry in advance. I don't have the patience anymore.
>>748945565this game is a slot machine i wouldn't take it too hard
Back for more lads.
>>748945017Pain? All on you. On the bright side we're uncovering how jank matchmaking is. I wouldn't say duos and trios guarantees no sweat match ups but its noticeable as fuck that we were up against fewer when we weren't full.
>>748945560Gotta love how good the bots can be at jerking each other off until they're on your team
Im a tap cuck
>waiting for teammate>nothing>nothing>nothing>nothing>say fuck itDawg were you in hell loop on the bridge or something?
>someone joinedWeeellThat means I do 1 more 30 min just because im polite
>was so close to 1stWell ma, I didn't go down without a fight at least. You ain't raise no punk.
>one red glove at the last 3 seconds>from top to bottomIt's already pretty late, I'm tired of trying my fucking best with these fucking joycons, and these fucking sweats are giving me a headache already.
>Almost won against two sweat teamsGood job clankers.
PROTECT THE CHILD
>pro charged alreadyFUCKING FINALLY.Back to the game.
THE CHILD IS SAFE
>1st gaping the whole lobby>I'm 2nd>last jump from squid road>fucker tornado me from behind sending me flying slowly up and descending slowly afterMOTHERFUCKER.
>>748945989Yep I'm feeling pretty numb myself right about now
>>748946176>the other Omega takes 1stI'll allow it
I really need to go back in time and tell you not to respond to that post. This shit is painful.>againPAINFUL
Ye almost 9 am and all the EU sweats woke up>3 RE Drift metaslaves with 0 obj gadgets in 1 team
I'll be done when air tricks ends. I'm not having fun since 10 lobbies ago
>>748946404Saved them a ghost towards the end.
>>748946425At least we had a solo sweat who got first
>>748946363>againYOU RIKE STACKED TEAMS
>Mnemosy>NG clanfagsITS FUCKING 8 AM. WHY ARE YOU NOT SLEEPING
>>748946578Mother fuckers.
ttvs are niggers
>running on pure rage>coming up to the finish line in 1st>Blaze tries to slipstream pass me>glove herNOTHAT IS FUCKING MINEI EARNED IT, NOT YOUMINEI WIN, NOT YOU
>bombed>drilled mid-air>glovedSorry for ending it so suddenly, guys, but I'm playing for fun, not the titles, and the fun ended a couple of hours ago. No reason for me to stay in this fucking hell when I could be sleeping or hunting sprites.GGs, and I'll see you all tomorrow, I hope.
GGs clankers.
GG's Omega squad
I hope CW will fucking die mid-year 2 coz of these fucking RE metaslaves like in CTR GG, Clankers
>>748946716GGs Team Rose. Thanks for sticking out for so long. I'll be back tomorrow for some more masochism.
>>748946716>2 more days of thisY-yay. GGs Team Rose (and Arle) Hopefully we can get the team back together tomorrow. Fat ugly bastard went from ironically growing on me as a main to unironically.
>>748946834I just wish I knew the builds for this stuff.
Is everyone done? seems all the lobbies are down.
>>748946910Your options are>copy the sweats>run ACK>bee yourself (unless you're me which means be a filthy rat and bag huehuehue)
>>748946958You could also tech drift with solo ring engine. It's not as powerful as HRE but it's good enough to put up a fight.
>>748946958What other gadgets do you run with ACK?I just wanna play a power car and drive man
>>748946930I'm done for the night. There are two other regulars that come around at this hour. Maybe stick around and see if they pop up to host.
>>748947059>What other gadgets do you run with ACK?RE. This >>748947041 is also a pretty honest build.
7k points gotta be enough for top 1k right? Nobody plays this shit anymore. I can't play much after tomorrow morning.
Degenerate hours lobby: 63765023
>>748946958I usually work Sub Item into my builds and it saves me from last second bullshit and steals wins/secures placements sometimes. Underrated gadget
>>748947247It's a nice gadget, shame that it takes two slots.
Guess everyone is done for today, lobby is still 1/4.
>>748948134Whats the next mode?
>>748948402Air tricks.
Is there anywhere to check the festival rankings as it's happening?
>>748948475Yeah, press start at the menu to open the news tab and move over to rankings. It updates every hour I believe.
>>748948434I'll be headed your way in about 10 minutes give or take.
I'll be your racing partner until the end of taps.
>>748949025Glad to have you.
>win even with a bot
>>748949575>Error right afterSEGA really timed this shit. New lobby is 11999213
>coming up to the finish line>monster truck up and prepare to spread chaos>host communication errorPlease say you at least won.
>>748949807Barely lost, the other two were way behind.
>9th>last double item box>Shuriken>and void
>>748950169They need to rework void.
>>748950239All they need to do is have it work like tornado. When its active it shouldn't clog up your item slot and as a bonus you gain the first item it inhales.
>Megaman outright leaves
>>748950409oh damn, it became a bot race.
>>748950525A free meal. x3 too
>>748950553And an error as a punishment, new lobby is 86613249.
>>748950587You missed out on a potential stinker lobby. One of them had 10k Shadow uses, was glad to be out of there.
>5Oh yeah I'm definitely taking my ass to sleep after taps. I know its bad if I'm contributing fuck all to the objective like that.
>>748950859It happens, tried to lag behind to tap you but barely did. Damn didn't expect anyone to show up this late.
>>748951006 >Damn didn't expect anyone to show up this late.Bored and need to kill some time and nothing else to do.
>Timed outMade a new lobby in case you wanna join for a bit more. New code is 67783539
Objective? Nah, just win. Now to snooze. Thanks for hosting Protobro. GGs to you and Creambro, see ya in a few hours after I'm well rested.
>>748951496GGs Arlebro, take care.
Fuckin hell, didn't even get to play before getting an error. New lobby is 74293197
>x9Good shit lads.
GGs Mikubro and Majimabro. Thanks for joining and good luck.
Ggs Proto & Miku. That 9x was sweet
>>748951496>>748952317>>748952325Good gaming, killed an hour, won a x9, didn't lose a single match. Till next time.
>>748932241Wish I can suck on those titties
>>748946587>WHY ARE YOU NOT SLEEPINGBecause that would mean risking not getting Top 10 for once? Can't have that you know.
>>748945340it's dependent on the festivalit's x3 and x9 in this one because 39 sounds like miku in goroawase
Migu(el)
>tfw two sally acorn mods exist for blaze>one of them is the modern design>the other is the classic design... but it's made by a bluesky troonSo what do I go with? Lesbian or Terrorist?
Where's everyone?
>>748960516Most of our players are in the afternoon/night (a few hours from now in other words).You might be able to find a lurker if you open a lobby, but these are our slowest hours here afaik
>>748960516Bingo?
Any minute now...
>>748953827How else will people (random faggots online) know how special (mentally ill) I am if I don't collect every single top 10 title? Can't risk losing one now, can I?Gods, I can't wait for year 2 to keep playing nonstop for days and maybe finally drop dead from exhaustion.
>Don't want to play CrossWorlds because compfags are fucking everywhere>Decide to go play TF2 cause halloween event>Encounter a 6 stack sweating their nuts off on the goofy halloween mapsThe more days go by, the more I understand people who strictly stick to single player games.>>748964625Wow, compfags are insufferable niggers? You don't say. Some of these people you run into regardless of your game of choice weren't beaten enough growing up, and it shows.
>>748964625I genuinely don't understand the mindset of needing every Top 10 title. During the Puyo Puyo Festival, I stayed up for about 36 hours over two sessions and I felt fucking miserable, enough to the point where I'd even lash out over fellow anons not doing a good enough job (which I thankfully got over and regretted doing basically immediately). And that was for a Top 100 title!And yet I'd fucking do it again if Beat gets added, or if Arle gets a Round 2. Or if any other Puyo Puyo character gets added.
>>748964941>>748964982why did you post the same thing twice?
>>748965137Forgot the fact that I was aiming for a Top 100 title in the first post
>>748965191Ah okay.
>>748946910>Tap BoostAccel Character Kit + 3 flex slotsDash Panel Mini Bounty + Hyper Ring Engine is the meta. If you don't like HRE, Tech Drift or Evolution gadgets also help with steering. If you don't need that you've got freedom to run Inventory Plus or whatever else you like.>Air TricksBoost Character Kit + Air Trick Expert + 1 flex slot (usually Lv2 Quick Charge): max air tricksAir Trick Expert + Air Trick Adept + 3 flex slots: nearly-max air tricks with a lot more flexibility for racing; popular filler is Air Trick Bounty + Tech Drift or Air Trick Bounty + Ring Gain Boost, pretty much anything works>Collision BoostI kind of hate every plate I've used with this thing. Favorites were probably Tech Drift + Collision Boost + Collision Evolution + Slipstream Bounty, and ACK + Collision Boost + Collision Evolution.
>>748964802>The more days go by, the more I understand people who strictly stick to single player games.Me. I have the most fun playing alone since forever and I try to stay away from PvP games. PvE games are the best just because you can play them with friends however you want.>running the bis shit to clear objective? you can do>running meme shit to have fun while doing it? you can do>going naked and try to get as far as you can while having your asshole teared apart and laughing all the way? you can doSadly I don't have any friends, or game, to play like that, and even though I try to stay away from PvP games, I made the wrong choice of loving this stupid game.At least I had the chance to meet (You), I love you all. Playing with you guys is the most fun I've had since decades ago and I wish it would've been a PvE game so we don't have to suffer like we do.
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