I just broke another controller. This is the 39th controller I've broken in my lifetime (since SNES). It sucks because I keep buying these cheap pieces of shit that drift instead of buying expensive one that don't because I know I'll break them anyways.
What's the original reddit post OPIt's always funny reading them because the posters genuinely think everyone reacts this way occasionally
>>748935934Wings of redemption? Is that you? I didnt know you posted on /v/
>>748935934Brown thread. This is why we’ll never see you as our equals OP.
>>748935934>>748936030Reminds me of that post from the guy who hit his wife with his switch.
>>748936030My boyfriend and I had a fight so I smeared period blood on his controller.
>>748936030>https://www.reddit.com/r/thespikegame/comments/1sclz2p/i_wanna_catch_raul_i_wanna_catch_him_catch/
>>748935934Snoy built drifting controller because they knew brown niggers would be too stupid to buy cheaper third party controllers or use converting plugs to recycle old controllers. It's a company milking brown mongoloids and normiegroids with gun and ball games.
QUIT GETTIN MAD AT VIDJA GAYME
>>748935934my PS2 controller after playing Budokai 3 all dayseriously at some kid’s birthday party in middle school we were playing all day and I skinned the entire palm of my hand off (yes I kept playing but neither me nor my bros participated in the joystick spinning to keep it fair since my hand was just bare flesh)
>>748935934he couldn't tilt his head back while gaming with a nosebleed?
>>748936298I ruined a madcatz pad in like an hour of Budokai, it would constantly drift the right stick
I know this is fake because the average /v/ poster makes $5 per month and lives in a favela.
>>748935934I know this is a recycled plebbit post but what PS5 games even exist that would cause this level of gamer rage? Is the Wolverine movie game really that hard?
>>748936807Yeah but we all have sick gaymen hardware
>>748936168>third partywhite niggas love using this phrase lmao
>>748936881>This is who calls your game shit on /v/What an existence.
>>748936881Looks comfy. How did he get that gaming pc? Who would deliver to a place like that?
>>748939662How did he even become a weeaboo in the first place?
>>748939662Probably a donated hand me down PC. Don't get me wrong, something like that is absolute gold to this this monkey bro., so I'm happy for him.>Who would deliver to a place like that?That's a good question. I'm surprised the person delivering that thing didn't get robbed on the way.
>>748939813>Probably a donated hand me down PC>With fucking RGB lights and a fumoNah that monkey scraped every rupee and yuan to get that.
Fuckin australians
>>748936030It's funny whenever we have a controller thread reading people who complain about having gotten all these dud controllers that go bad after 3 months and they don't realise they're the ones destroying the controllers and that normal people go their entire lives without ever having problems.
>>748935934How fucked am I if I saw this and immediately thought>Hmm the d pad must be apart of a puzzle, I'll make sure to remember that
>Modern cucktrollers shortly after the warranty period endsThey call me DK.
>>748936881why are brazillians so fucking poor lmfao
>>748936881why do i want to live in that wooden box
>>748939813Something like that is absolute gold to me as well
>>748936881Why the fuck am I forced to share an internet with these kinds of animals? I miss the days when the Internet was limited to North America and White Europe.
>>748939662most of the world is basically fine now. nobody is super poor and starving anymore. even people living on mars in a wooden box can get amazon prime and starlink internet.
>>748936143I laughed
>>748941067europeans are just as insufferable as brazilians for different reasons. i miss the internet when it was practically only my fellow white, upper middle class americans
>>748936143That's pretty brilliant if you get him to associate vaginas with video games he'll want to put out more.
>>748936881What part of Florida is that?
>>748936143Gross
>>748936030This.I've never broken a controller in my life, and probably never will.These are the same kinds of people who think it's normal to spaz out and hit their partner in the face. They never learned to control themselves, never will, and they think it's normal to just have emotional meltdowns like chimps.By the way, they're normally black, but that goes without saying.
>>748936881The pest situation has to be fucking crazy in a place like that
>>748936881I unironically think this place is pretty nice.Yeah there's poverty on display, but it's clearly maintained. I think there's a difference between turning a space into a shithole because you're an animal, and being cursed to live in a shithole but making it as nice as possible. This station is nice considering.
>>748941067>I miss the days where I had my hateful chud safespaceGet bent, timmy
>>748943178Would be amazing if he just had a floor
>>748936881>still better living conditions than Asmongold's placeGrim
I don’t understand how you can bleed playing a game. How is that possible to get so angry you cut yourself on a controller?
>>748936881favelas looks so comfy (assuming its not a city of god situation)
>>748945008>he doesn't have haptic feedback strong enough to damage him irl when he's damaged ingamepoor?
>>748940559He's Peruvian.
>>748936881What the fuck kind of priority is this? That pc is like 5 years of salary for this mudhutt thirdie
>>748936881>too fucking lazy to build a floorwtf is wrong with 3rd worlders?
>>748936881sad part about this is that he is doxxing himself and he will get murdered for his gaming rig someday....
>>748943162bugs cant even survive in such a hellscape
>>748935934Mod the switch to hall effect. DIY.
>>748935934Yeah, Lulu's overdrive in FFX will do that
>>748941363Middle class is shit, the internet was better when it was just high-IQ university scholars and DARPA people.
Nothing says you have too much estrogen like throwing a tantrum over a video game.
>>748936881what does he do when it rains heavily? just accept his fate?
>>748939984Eh, some controllers just didn't hold up back in the day. When I was nolifing Dark Souls PTDE I went through two or three Rockcandy/Afterglow controllers because the bumpers on them would start doubleclicking/noclicking after two or three playthroughs worth of R1s.
>>748936881I'm guessing this is Peru? From what I've seen the outskirts of Lima have some of the ugliest, depressing places to live in ever, lots of shithouses like this spread out on gravel/dirt with little to no vegetation
>>748936030https://www.reddit.com/r/Tekken/comments/1s11j3g/guess_im_done_training_wavedash_for_the_day/Good catch.
>>748936881Fake gamer
>>748939984pretty much thisI still have perfectly fine working Xbox 360 controllers for my desktop
>Have a DualSense for three years already>Zero drift>I should notice because I play with very sensitive analog settings and inactive dead zones whenever the game lets me configure it>Nothing whatsoever>Everyone insists drift happens with 100% chance after 6 months
>>748935934Please don't use the DualSense as a tampon, thank you.
>>748952632Some rugs would go a long way.
>>748939984Seriously.I've had my PS5 controller since the console came out 6 years ago (for PC usage) and it only started to drift sometime last week.I cannot fathom what you have to do to break these so quickly
>>748935934Did you shove it up your ass?
>>748952632>guys live like this and see nothing wrong with it
>>748936881>drug dealer
>>748935934>39th
>>748952632>upgraded from the gamer basement to the gamer dungeon
>>748944914SAAR
>>748935934Are you the kid who shoved a broom handle up his ass when he was grounded from playing WOW?
>>748936881This is the kind of refugee I'd be happy to accept into my country
>>748955276It was a TV remote
>>748936143Hot
>>748941189Excuse me, but you're supposed to doompost and say that the world is ending.
Have you tried therapy you annoying manchild?
>>748953328i have 5 dualsenses. all of them got stick drift after 6-12 months.
>>748935934hope he banged this controller on his head
>>748935934Buying more expensive controllers won't cure your inherently violent nigger genes. You'll keep breaking them no matter what because you will always be nothing more than an animal with a severe lack of self control.
>>748940559That is peru, and i am 100% sure that is a certain mining city that kills people on a daily basis inside the mountain.Aka Cerro Rico aka Potosi.
>>748943075My t16000 caught the z-axis disease, it is easy to fix, but then the fix needs shit that takes a month to arrive.In any case i think i will do a gaming sticks thread later for a good equal replacemt that works with dosbox and pcem
>>748951512Looks like anything more than a little shower would bring down half the mountain anyway.
shouldve stopped buying dual senses and just got the dual edge. no stick drift issue and you can just replace the stick. retarded ass niggers I got mine for 100
>>748939984I'm 40 and I've never had stick drift on any of my controllers (ancient Thrustmaster PC gamepads, PS2, PS3, PS4, various 8bitdos now that I mostly game on PC). Maybe just lucky idk, but I never apply excessive force
>>748936881fucking kill yourself
>>748952632>21st century necromancer
Remember folks: don't use your controller as a dilator.
>>748936881How do postal service even deliver shit to favelas?
Me? I boughted a 360 controller for my pc back in 2008 and that nigga still see use
>>748935934You better visit a doctor if there's so much blood in your shit.
>>748957353the funniest joke part about that is they won't even know which house is which. imagine all of them being the same color and being like "ola amigo, where's this house at? which blue house?"
>>748935934it's not a prostate stimulator, stop shoving it up your ass.
>>748957353there is this thing called a post office anon
>>748957546houses have addresses
>>748947949its 5 years worth that will last them maybe 20 years worth. not only that now they can self-employ themselves on the internet and earn real money. the math checks out, its a worthwhile investment.
>>748957598are they visible addresses? (no.)
>>748957650depends on the homeownerit takes 5 seconds to spraypaint a number
>>748936881this is the guy you're constantly arguing with on /v/ and guess what, even in a third world shithole his rig is better than yours
desu what even IS a good PC gaming controller? no joke, I can't just find a solid controller to use>PS5 keeps having connection issues on PC, mushy Dpad>PS4meh, I mean it's alright. not a big fan of the dpad but it's whatever>PS3perfect but not much out there, price is EXPENSIVE as fuck for one now>Xbox SeXAlmost perfect, literally ALMOST perfect, not a big fan of the handshape and dpad feels off while playing certain games but for fighting games I wish that the dpad was just SLIGHTLY bigger. >8bitdo m80this dpad sucks, I hate the 6 button layout, how the fuck this got so memed when it's a mushy piece of shit.>8bit do ultimate variantsgreat but dpad sucks for fighting games, don't have much issues with it except sometimes a game or two just has a stroke while using it.>gamesir nova 2 liteperfect, but it's too fucking brittle. mine broke after 6 months of use. don't really want to buy a new one considering how shit the durability is. shame since the dpad is exactly what I want.
>>748935934you are supposed to throw them against the wall, bro.
>>748957353A post office breh.
>>748936143imagine the smell
>>748943075You have never had a bitchy "partner" if you think it's normal to never get physical
what's with all the shill ITT saying they never get drift with first party non-hall effect sticks?either you're a shill or you barely use your sticks
>>748957678in European countries and US houses have had a visible number for years on either their door or on a sign to avoid this level of confusion.
>>748957353>How do postal service even deliver shit to favelas?
>>748957751blessed are those who can't
>>748958190based meme.
>>748957698Bought a 360 wired controller 10+ years ago and it's comfy and still works fine to this day.
>>748952632hey at least the burger looks edible
>>748957698switch 2 pro
>>748958145In brazil it is easy to do, but postal service is full of lazy stealing bums.Thats why people began using other services or pay expensivelly for dhl or ups to do internacional deliveries after fedex left.
>>748936881How is this guy not dead or his pc not stolen yet?
>>748958031Or they won the controller lottery. Occasionally you get one that, despite the company's best manufacturing efforts, accidentally comes out durable.
>>748958031just dont apply too much force with your gorilla hands. I had my ps4 controller for over 7 years and it's fine, except the micro usb port
>>748957698Anon...The ultimate pro controller exists.
>>748959274>not analogue triggers.required for certain retro games to function otherwise you'd be right.
>>748935934Just use keyboard+mouse like a civilized person.
>>748958031>non-hall effectshill or just so dumb you fall for every new marketing gimmick?
>>748959274Literally THE CHAD CONTROLLER.Good for everything, never outlasts its welcome, the downside is that retrobit only sells the black color worldwide at Amazon, and white is stuvk in the us or other shitty websites that ships globally but thinks that you are using vpn and blocks you randomly.But it is damn good for everything.
>>748959319You dont need that shit.
>>748935934You get your menzies on it girl?
>>748941067>these kinds of animals>guy who managed to cobble together a complete gaming rig in a slum, complete with fumo and wallpaper of "nonexistence of you and me" or whatever that game was calledbro's probably got more smarts than both of us
>>748957698this is built like a tank and if you break it you're a certified gorilla
>>748959884>gamesaar>8shitdoalways the same two companies shilling their shit here
>>748959884I can already feel the stick drift just from looking at the pic.
>>748960176it's got hall effect sticks
>>748935934anon baby stay cool
>>748943162Nah, I don't see any plant life to support the food chain. They're probably way above the tree line in the Andes.
>>748960221>Shill noisesYeah ok
>>748936143>boyfriendKill yourself tumornigger
>>748952154this happens when you click the buttons too hard , gotta go soft on it , ive the same mouse for over 10 years or so now logitech g520 or whatever and it stil lacts brand new , handle your hardware like a newborn baby and it will last for almost forever nowadays.>had the same issue with an xbox controller , i was at fault not it for enraged tapping
>>748936030My ex-friend used to eject his game discs and throw them or actually snap them in half when losing at a multiplayer game, but ever since they went digital he had to switch to punishing the game by angrily closing it on the dashboard before opening it up again
>>748960351if I was getting paid I wouldn't be posting about a controller that can be bought for as low as $10 on sale, you fucking negroid
It is always the degenerate cult of mother sony hating the other controller brands, incredible.
>>748960432Those were the only controllers I've ever had that issue with. I've played through every other Fromsoft game released since and I've ever ended up with dying R1s. Beating Elden Ring probably took more wear to my controller than going through a single one of those Aftershocks playing DS1 did.
>>748957593whatever you say, unc
>>748960606*afterglow
>>748953328Most of these threads are marketers. They used to post the same 5 images every damn day too.
>>748960467>If I was advertising I wouldn't mention the low low prices for great value!lmao
>>748958031shill means paid advertiser. Don't use words you don't understand.
>>748936881>run down shack>fucking dirt floor>literal wastelandBut there's almost certainly a 5090 in that rig. Priorities, you dumb favela monkey.
I have never once experienced stick drift because I'm not a retarded, unhygienic gorilla and I take care of myself and my electronics.
>>748952632The gamer's dungeon....
>>748952632>takes a performative pic in a commieblock basementfaggot
>>748936881You may find yourself here
>>748936881Comfy. Why do people get mad about this, he's enjoying the good life.I'm kinda jealous, he's even got a fumo.
>>748955527The world is ending, just from government tyranny instead
