>[YOU WILL BECOME THE TANK]what is your immediate gameplan
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNKKKKKKK!!!!!
I don't play multiplayer slop.
>>748936043I won't because I'll get vote kicked for no fucking reason
>>748936043Blindly run in intent on killing one person. It's not about winning. It's about pissing 1 person off
>>748936043Cars. Hopefully there are some around. A tank in a car-heavy area is a demon.
climb on tallest buildingthrow rocks
get hit with a molotov and flounder helplessly until I die
hold W while spamming left click
>>748936251>tunnelingkys
>stand on car>aim straight down>punch
>>748936043Instantly getting kicked before I spawn in
>>748936043Get CC'd for 10 min straight
>>748936043>Vote called by Faggot_TinyBalls>Kick Player: Anon
>>748936589see? mission accomplished already
>>748936589Sometimes you have to, if your teammates are retardedIts either get a possible down or go ai
Initiate a vote kick to stop people from initiating a vote kick on me first
Why is everyone talking about getting vote kicked?
>>748936043Quit the game before I get kicked
>>748938802ITT is Left 4 Dead 2 versus mode. Players in that mode are notorious for vote kicking you if you do even 1 thing wrong because they are absolutely miserable faggots.
>>748936043i play defensively and throw rocks to mitigate the timer while i wait for the survivors to advance to either an area with a ledge on it, or somewhere with cars / instakill props.
>>748936043Stall until a survivor is in yellow, if that fail i wait until someone gets puked on
>>748936043hide in a corner of the map throwing rocks while telling my teammates to grab the fucker with the molotov and then losing control of the tank and seeing it instantly burn in flames during the transition while the other player just rushes and dies and then getting vote kicked
>>748936043>>748936463>>748936354The only ways to play it
How do you perform curved rock throws?
>>748938934You don't even have to do anything wrong.
>>748936043>what is your immediate gameplanSpawn in on fire already, get vote kicked for being on fire.
>>748936043>what is your immediate gameplanOne of these three:>>748936251>>748936268>>748936361People will bitch about cars, or focusing down one guy, but if the opposing team is hyper-competent both of those actions are infinitely better than "panicking and dying like a stuck pig".
I don't play role play gay games~S4League teach me to do everything, like a good S4rank eSPer
>>748936043My team dictates how I move as tank. Without the guidance of your companions you just get raped like pic related
https://youtu.be/um6DhEiJdEs
>>748938385Truly a certified L4D2 versus classi->Error: You have been kicked from the server
>>748942558Almost forgot>hl2.exe is not responding
>>748936043I don't, I'm playing on expert realism
>>748936043If i become the tank? I wouldnt do anything, id listen.
>>748938802have you ever played l4d2 versus within the last few years? it's full of sweats that will votekick you if you so much as hover your mouse in the wrong direction.
>>748938802>>748938934I remember a story of an anon who got kicked from his own game.
Jump off a ledge to grief my team because there is annoying bossy person on my team and the other person doesn’t speak English
>>748936248Man, I remember playing ages ago easily 13+ years and I instantly started votes to kick me the second I get to play as the tank. I didn't even knew what the fuck was going on. Glad to see I wasn't the only one.
>>748936589the raped
>>748936043Cars and dumpsters. I'll knock them all down in three seconds flat.
>>748936043> peels heer!
>>748936043Jump into instakill water and start a votekick against a teammate I don't like, see the other guys in my team automatically press F1 like it's a Pavlovian response.
>>748936043be already on fire when i get control and then get votekicked
>>748936248How did L4D of all things end up with one of the most deranged playerbases in the entirety of gaming, anyway?
compfags and comptroons ruined Left 4 Dead and continue to ruin, sometimes outright BREAKING, Left 4 Dead 2
Job hard in a way nobody else does and have it be a permanent embarrassing moment you recall often years later
>>748936043throw a carmiss get kicked
>>748936043You're too strong to win...
>>748949607>>748949531l4d2 versus has a very special kind of retarded and unbearable community because it's like the cross-section of optimization-brained co-op gamers who spaz out if you mess up their perfect routine (think mann vs machine) and comp gamersi'll play an incredibly sweaty game like deadlock and the odds of it being like left 4 dead versus where one thing goes wrong and the match is instantly over are slim to none
>>748936248>some dude is screaming at the entire team in versus about how everyone sucks ass even though he has the lowest point contribution>nerdiest fucking breathing voice he can have>i get tank>a vote kick within five seconds and him going "no tank for you!" in that fucking voice
punch a car into my friends on the other team from across the map and get softbanned from playing with or against them for several years :[
>>748936043Press F2 otherwise just accept my fate.
>>748936043Smash cars if they're around.
>>748949531Any PVP game or mode that lasts for a long time and gets played obsessively tend to develop the most mentally ill people over time.
My only lasting memory of this was getting it in the last stage of the map with the farmhouse, knowing the whole enemy team was camping on top of the ammo pile with auto shotties where rocks couldn't hit then and that actually going at them head on would just mean getting nstakilled, so instead I smacked at them through the wall from the other side, forcing them to panic, scatter and get overrun and they got mad as fuck at me in chat for not just letting them murder me from their little 'perfect spot' instead
Chase the pretty and loud beeping pipebomb like a good rollplayer until it explodes.
>>748953523Fail RP alert, tanks don't chase after pipebombs
>>748954030Ok sorry I was just following the herd and it felt right doing the current thing everyone was grasping at.
>>748936248>dude gatekeeping is good!>NO, NOT LIKE THAT/v/ destroyed once again.
>>748954205/v/ advocates gatekeeping snowflakes and other subhumans from entering.L4D has barred the gate and shoot suspects on sight.
>>748939408the rock projectile spawns in front of the tank model, and flies in the camera angle's directioncurverocking relies on the fact that the tank model lags behind the camera angle, so there's a small window where you can swing the camera just before the rock throwing animation ends and make it fly sideways around a cornerthe tank also has 3 different throwing animations that affect the rock's trajectory; the one-handed overhead throw works best for curverocks, but the underhand works too if there isn't a low wall in the way
>>748936043find a car and wait.
>>748936043>stays idle
>>748936043>what is your immediate gameplanPunch the Boomer.
>>748949531There's no punishment for this kind of behavior, giving bad actors an environment to flourish and spread their actions wide over the community.L4D2 versus is probably one of the few games that would benefit from a proper competitive matchmaking mode with systems in place to penalize votekick spam and constant early leavers (but should still have an unranked mode that people can freely play like every other game).
