ABSOLUTE CINEMA
@grok turn Lucia into an attractive asian woman
>>748941031@grok remove Lucia Yerekleison Yesleidi and replace her for a cute prime castizo stock (the ones who expelled the jews in spain)
>>748941315>noooo oy vey goyim she is too white, dont you remember white boy summer?! it means you must breed with latinx women not white women!
@Grok end my suffering
>>748941484Man you are a low IQ retard
>>748941484
>>748941031Holy heck it's the thing I know. Absolutely brilliant
>>748941636you niggas try too hard
>>748941031>is that an below average latinx women? omg i must convince goyim to breed with them!
>>748941832>>748941673
>>748941929>no, did they said some anti semitism? is not possible, why would goyim hate us?
>>748941959>>748941673
it's always /pol/fagsfucking hell I hate it
>>748941315BE COOL HONEY BUNNY
>>748941832Don't do it, white man. Your children should look like you
>>748941031hoping there's a choice to make the male dies so the girl can be a lesbian (like me)
>>748942178>your children would look like you just look at Jason Smith Yeverkleisonleidiyesneison
>>748941031>ABSOLUTE CRINGEftfy
>>748942380kys zoomer
>>748941031>ABSOLUTE CINEMAYeah, almost like it's lifted right out of a well known film.
>>748941031Where's the mod that transforms her into a white/asian girl?
>>748941031>I don't pre-order>You DON'T pre-order?>Nah, I don't believe in it
>>748942481wow it's like gta constantly references movies or something wtf
>>748941315>>748941031How would a couple sit at a diner if they didn't want to reference Pulp Fiction?
>>748941072Based and grokpilled
>absolute cinemaI keep hearing this.Did a german person hear someone say 'kino lol' and take it completely literally? This is a serious question.
>>748944021It's just a meme nigga don't think too hard about it
>ABSOLUTE CINEMA
>>748943843Jason's clothing is even a reference
>>748944642>OMG is a reference to old culture, see you space cowboy!
>>748944717Are you planning on being retarded for the entire thread?
>>748944898>oy vey now you in gilette stadium database for hatespeech!
Here's your cast of side characters bro
>>748945032i guess that's a yes
>>748941031Pulp fiction reference?
>>748941031Jason keeps giving me cuck vibes
Literally looks like modded GTA V. Not sure what they spent all those years and money working on.
>>748941315>OMG ITS JUST LIKE PULP FICTION GUYS!!! OMGGG THEYRE IN A DINER OMMMGG DID YOU WATCH PULP FICTION WOOOAAAH OMMMGG THIS IS SO COOOL!!!Kill yourself.
>>748943843Honestly its this kind of shit that fucking grinds my gears. Like at what point does a famous shot from a movie/cutscene stop being a deep cut reference and just becomes an optimal way to shoot the scene. Like I think of the Akira Bike Slide shot specifically for this, cause if I were to write in my hypothetical script "Character grinds his motorbike to a halt" how the fuck else would a person shoot/animate that? Like do I gotta go out of my way to find some inspired fucking angle or use a drone camera or some shit? Like not everything is a fucking intentional reference its just something that fucking works
>>748945567I am sure it does
>>748944021It's a joke from Puerto Rican Alaskans, you had to be there
>>748941315quinto torinco or whatever that fuckin faggot's name is is so fuckin gay, fuck that god damn nigger and all his pieces of shit.
>>748946348k
>>748945792k
>>748946623My bad lil bro. Don't kill yourself. Just stop liking garbage dogshit and get some taste.
>>748941031Nelly and Eminem
>>748946762k
>>748941031
>>748946954fuck off andy
>>748945792GTA was always like that. It's a never ending series of homages and ripoffs from pop culture. They had that cast in Vice City because the two brothers were huge stans of them and wanted to meet the celebs.
>>748946348You're thinking of Quinto Dominiligueze
>>748947038into the trash it goes.
>>748941031im not gonna play as l*cia once outside the obligatory forced sections in the campaign
>>748947765Thanks for letting us know, big dog
>>748948170anally assblasted troonitor detected!!!
>>748947765Hell yeah brother thank you for letting us know. I'd really appreciate seeing your posts when the game comes out, you seem based. Keep us updated, king
Get ready for outdated gameplay, follow car and listen to conversation missions.
>>748948304Peak game design
>>748947765I'm similar except. Just because you're not going to get more vaccine boosters doesn't mean your DNA is already fucked up.I knowI know...I'm just not gonna play it is all.
y r u niggas so scared of women lmao
>>748948605y r u niggas scared of police lmao
>>748945792>>748946762underage
>>748948794>t. seething fat millenialYou wasted your life.
>>748948653cuz they can shoot you and get away with it
>>748948898keep projecting lil broyou're gonna be doing this for a decade lmaoyou faggots can't even buy property anymore LOL
>>748941031Rockstar, no! Honey Bunny and Pumpkin's decision to rob the diner was influenced by racism!
>>748949439so can women?
>>748941031i shit you i saw a woman that looks like lucia the other day. her jaw and her forehead were jutting out same complexion phenotype
>>748949439Divorce rape and false allegations are more common in women than police shootings are common in the black community.
>>748949573only if you're a child
>>748947765Same probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr00dNcWN64
>>748949736bro what? where is that a law?
>>748950002america
>>748950302Female children in America can carry firearms. Got it
>>748950370im not american but that sounds legit
>>748950370The children aren't the danger women are. Are you retarded? It was likely a reference to Lindsay Clancy.
>>748950498If only. My white daughter will raise arms
>>748949473>seething cope postYup. You're a fat millenial all right lmao.
>>748951072at least I own a home nigga
>>748941031the most repulsive protagonists in any rockstar game.
>>748951606elaborate
>>748951827it's a screechy hispanic woman and blandy mcdudebro, need i explain more.
I just noticed that the big fat dude that takes you with the elevator to see Raymond in the netflix video appeared in Trailer 1.
>>748944021it started as a joke about how different synonyms are used to describe a movie based on it's qualityflick, movie, film, motion picture, etc with kino being the highest tier
>>748951973>it's a screechy hispanic womanwhen does she screech?
>>748952018wow no waynow you'll tell me the niggas downstairs r in the first trailer too
>>748952126No.They're in the second one.
>>748941031the most appealing protagonists in any rockstar game.
>>748952257>I'm trans btw.
>>748945859>Like not everything is a fucking intentional reference its just something that fucking worksOk. This is.
>>748941315I fucking love this movie
>>748941031Lucia sounding like a black woman is an absolute boner killer. It's not that I dislike black women, it's that I expected her to sound like a latina and she just doesn't.
>>748943843Literally just don't sit at the window table
>>748952336But enough about you.
>>748945792Why are you like this
>>748941072I'm just gonna download a mod that will turn trooncia into hot asian girl when the PC port arrives.
here's your 50 billion dollar game bro
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>>748954458i don't get it
>>748941315>"Garçon! Coffee!">'Garçon' means 'boy', you limey cocksucker. Bob's your uncle.
>>748941031>#NTR
>>748941315Notice the scale of the table relative to their bodies. Normal human shit. What happened in GTA pic is like the police car in RE2 all over again.
>>748955114it's just a small table nigga
>>748955203No it really isn't. Look at how huge the space is around Lucia she looks like a little kid at a huge table she needs a high chair or something. On the opposite side you have Jason who looks like if he tried to eat over that table, he'd have to lean down so far he'd become the Apple golem. Now compare that to the actual movie reference scene where the table looks normal sized and both adults fit comfortably and could casually eat a meal there without craning their necks harder than your mom does sucking my dick.
>>748941031insane its a month out from release and we have absolutely no real substantial gameplay. where the fuck is the stoic woman who goes over the games mechanics??
>>748955403It’s GTA, anon. We all know how it plays.
>>748955483tired of you faggots saying this shit they've done it for 5 and rdr2 and we knew how those played as well
>>748943843Problem isn't a couple sitting at a diner.It's a couple that commits crimes and robs small businesses for a living, always promising "this will be the last one and then we retire and live the good life", sitting at a diner planning this last heist. That'll always be a Pulp Fiction reference.
>>748955363yo i got u nowlookin backlooks like a toddler is driving this car lmao
>>748954458am I looking at something obvious you are about to point out?
>- Players can carry c*caine and snort it directly from their hand at any time- Violence is described as highly realistic, with certain weapons causing detailed decapitation and dismemberment>- Drug use is frequent and prominent, with players able to take part in drug use with other characters- Strong sexual content includes nudity, scenes of intercourse and occasional sexual fetishes>- Players can pay for private dances in nightclubs and touch dancers' breasts and buttocks- Domestic animals can be harmed, but won't show the same level of injury detail as human characters>- In-game purchases will be available, but won't be required to plav the game - Players can hear snippets from potentially hundreds of different conversations while moving through busy areas>- The world features fictional political campaigns, robocalls, radio commercials and political talk shows- Rockstar says there is effectively no "background" in GTA 6, with parts of the world designed to withstand the player's attention when they choose to focus on them>- Conspiracy theories and strange public reactions to everyday events inspired parts of GTA 6's writing- GTA 6's world is designed to push reality further through satire, making it larger than life and more grotesque>- Leonida's radio will feature satire surrounding modern "culture wars"- Ambrosia is inspired by the real Florida areas of Clewiston and Lake Okeechobee
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>>748952564>misinterpretsLurk moar at a minimum faggotBut optimally, just go back and never return.
>>748957103Uh oh, tranny obsessed faggot having a melty.
>>748941484>dont you remember white boy summer?! it means you must breed with latinx women not white women!SIR YES SIR
A lot of incoherent schizo seethe in this threadGTA 6 mindbreaks
>>748958368Oh no, that's just... just horrible...*unzips*
>>748943843They could be naked and gay
>>748958545>mindbreaksIt's a psyop, this game makes people think this is a woman
>>748959785No, everybody knows that's a 3d model of a fictional character (of a woman).
>>748943843>not window tableor>men on the left, woman on the right
>>748960020and the biggest tell>they are criminals and about to rob the diner
>>748959785mindbreaks (You)
>>748942485Consoles don't have mods, you silly billy!
>>748958368>Arabs/indians/blacks swaming>"Whites" separating themselves in hues of whiteThe merchant indocrination is working too well
>>748962706Yeah Bibi should send some hot brown and asian girls to my house desu. It was promised to me 3000 years ago.
