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>Sam, did you know that the average erection can last somewhere between 5 to 30 minutes?
>only in extraordinary cases, like a priapism does its last longer usually to the detriment and extreme pain of the man experiencing it
>the director is a sufferer of a condition where blood circulates through his penis rather than his heart and thus it is always erect
>it first came to light after his accident, that is how he got his name
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>>748945254
What is the MOST random WTF shit like this koijima has ever done?
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Soft boner man
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>>748945254
Dick Hardman?
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>>748945320
picrel btfo'd the villain so hard he literally ceased to exist after that
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>>748945254
Penis Pumpman
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>Sam, I don't have much time so please listen
>My sister, Lockne, you need to fuck her Sam, you need to fuck her to expand the chiral network
>Fill her hole, Make us whole
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>>748945254
>>Sam, did you know that the average erection can last somewhere between 5 to 30 minutes?
>>only in extraordinary cases, like a priapism does its last longer usually to the detriment and extreme pain of the man experiencing it
This is crap. It takes me like 2 hours to jerk off minimum and I maintain an erection the whole time. I've been doing this for decades and it causes no pain. Even those times when my dick has started to bleed there hasn't been any pain. I wouldn't even know I was bleeding if I didn't see the blood in my semen.
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>>748945867
I am not sure this is something to boast about.
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>>748945971
He is boasting of his virility
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>>748946043
not being able to come for two hours doesn't sound virile to me
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>>748945320
Find his own studio of yesmen resulting in shit games.
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>>748945509
SEE THE SUUUUUUN SEEEEEET, THE DAAAAAY IS EEEEEENDIIIIIIING, LET THAT YAAAAAAAWN OUT, THERE'S NO PRETEEEEEEEENDIIIIIIING
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>>748946118
His endurance is legend
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>>748945719
>that's not mine
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>>748945320
random vtuber cameo
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>>748945509
GOOD GOD
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>>748946730
a legend? legendarny? why do I bother
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>>748945867
Priapism causes pain because it's a condition where blood can't exit the penis, thus the tissue slowly starves of oxygen, that's what causes the pain. Blood doesn't circulate through the penis, it gets locked in it.
t. Priapism haver, usually I just have to do a ton of squats till I'm out of breath for it to go away, can't keep an erection during high intensity workout
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>>748945254
>Cock Hardman?
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>>748951221
Have you tried, you know, jorking ur weanus?
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>>748946752
based
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Weenus Peanusman
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>>748945254
Bad: somewhere between 5 to 30 minutes
Good: anywhere between 5 and 30 minutes
Good: anywhere from 5 to 30 minutes
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>>748945320
Peace Walker having a cutscene interrupted to have product placement of a Walkman that went out of production in the 70s
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>>748955461
walkman was still around in 90s....
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>>748955523
Not the Walkman model that was being advertised, and even then, PW came out in 2010
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>>748955635
do you have a link? I really don't remember this.
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Me? I used to be able to fuck for 50 to 90 minutes. I was probably in the top percentile when it came to stamina. Now I blow my load in 10 to 15 minutes. The difference is condoms
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>>748955740
>I blow my load in 10 to 15 minutes
that's still a lot
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>>748955695
It's at the beginning of the game, when Zadornov plays the tape with The Boss' voice



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