Last night I searched if I could enlist in the army and found out that what I thought might be a disqualifying condition actually just needs a waiver. What's weird is that today when I was playing Halo multiplayer the game disconnected with the phrase "Enlist Today" written across the top.I haven't shown any interest in enlisting for over a decade. I'm probably too old now anyway. But the day after I google this info, my game lags out with that plastered on the screen. Am I just supposed to believe this is a coincidence?
>>748952656>I'm gonna RECROOOOOOOOOOTIt's a sign you're supposed to die for IsNOTrael. RIP because God hates you.
>>748952760Lord Moloch hates everyone, including Himself.
>>748952656Synchronicity
>>748952656>could enlist in the armyIf youre not stupid join the airforce, just be reasonably smart, your college is paid for, military are the biggest retards out there airforce is slightly smarter
>>748954126Synchronicity implies this happened by chance. I think this was scripted. It's too much of a coincidence.
>>748955340>man who wants to join the army too stupid to understand statistical chaos
>>748955608I'm not stupid, you're just wrong
>>748955715Both are true.
technology can hear you talking about a certain product and give recommendations to you based on that product. even better if it has search results to sift through.
>>748955857Typing variants of, “I hate the military” into Google will fix it. I learned this so I can stop seeing a specific commercial on JewTube of a gorgeous redhead going on a honeymoon with her black husband.
>>748952656yes your home is full of technology that is spying on you - your phone, tv, laptop etc all have microphones that record everything and send a transcript to ad networks which then serve you related adsi thought this was well established by now?
>enlist when you can get some top secret clearance air force/navy/space force office job where you can retire right into a civilian top secret clearance office job but paid twice as much
>>748956348The PTSD is its own reward.
>>748955857>>748955978>>748956045But how the fuck did Halo know to lag out right when that wall was on my screen? They framed it so that it was obvious.
