Now that the dust has settled, we agree Deadlock ISN'T woke, right?
>>748957910penis crunch
>zero (sero) pube peekcould not be more woke if it tried
>>748957910For me it's G after she let's her pubes grow
Is there a cock chart yet? I prefer those.
>>748957910God I love big titties
okay, hear me out guys....
>>748957910Where is my girl?
Give me white K and L. Dispose of the rest. Kill D.
>>748958595...Keep H around on the downlow.
Paige is my wife!
>>748958521>shes only legal in the entire world you sick fuck
>>748957910God I love flatties
>>748957910dibs on G
>>748957910Haven't played the game (don't like MOBA) but give me C, E, H, I & L please and thank you.
sex with apolo and victor
I for one am happy he's kind with his subject
sex with Harrow but not until October 20 because we live on a cringe and gay Earth
>>748957910H.Always H.
>>748957910Why valve can't design cute girl.Almost 16 years of Dota and it only has like 4 cute girl :1. Arcane Drow2. Arcane WR3. Persona Mirana4. Marciand 0 from Deadlock
>>748960591mina and paige are both cute ivy is cute
Deadlock is only about 10% woke, it does have someBut the girls are trash, and the OP pic with all the off-model shit is proof of it, if you have to invent sex appeal and curves and hotness, is not fucking there on the gameIt has some, but clearly not Overwatch or Marvel Rivals level of sexWhile Valve can make a fun game, they can't make girls for SHIT, other Dota fags already pointed this outImagine having warcraft as a template, doing a 1:1 copy of the game, and still failing at making hot girls, they are fucking retarded
>>748957910Where's my wife?
>>748957910B, G, H, J, and K, please.
>>748957910E, G, I
>>748957910b and d are girls right?
>>748960452The furry characters being so popular makes me hopeful for a Tahm Kench expy being added
>>748963023don't get me wrong dogfucker, I got a good enough relationship with my father to not want to mate with him like you
>>748963065My point still stands
>>748962246It doesn't help they have no competition. All League can make is bullshit these days.
>>748963284Nobody wants the competition thoDeadlock will cannibalize other moba's audiences, it's not like it will create brand new playersMost people that play Deadlock has already played other mobas or hero shooters
>>748957910For me its B, G, K and L
graves
>>748957910H and L.
>>748957910>>748958918>nerdy>glasses>thickmy weakness
All the deadlock r34 is gay shit, this in conclusion means its a gay game.
>>748957910luna/mercy/juno/kiriko mainis there a female healslut role?asking for a friend
>>748962246What the fuck are you smoking? Maybe they can't make shitty females normalfag friendly females like in Overwatch.
what do i do as Graves when the enemy are all fucking flying?i guess just rat...
>>748964970no, deadlock is everyone playing genji
>>748966971you slit your throat as a graves player
>barely anyone is voting harrowIm seethinf
>>748957910No, no, no, no, maybe, no, yes, maybe, no, best pick, no, no
>>748964970they all play paige but rem is the better healbot
I'm excited for Solomon, Baba, basically all of them. Great time to be Deadlocked in.
>>748957910E&H, rest of them can go to the incinerator.
>>748967528>silvermy man
damnit bros I love silver so much it hurts...
>>748958595>>748958648>>748958918>>748960167>>748960496>>748964513
how can i play the game
>>748968448get an invite from a steam friendif no steam friends have it you add somebody who does
>>748957910I only find J appealing, but she wouldn't have any feelings for me (just like all of the women irl)
>>748957910Maybe. But the game still sucks.
>>748957910Normally not into tats but I like slutty flat women so ill take B. K, G and A have good bodies but they are also all actual psychos so thats a tough one. I'd want to marry J but she would never get her shit together enough, but H is textbook marriage material so I'd go with her and not regret it.
>>748957910I guess B or G even though I don't like those characters, the rest are all offmodel and/or revolting
>>748957910Start a human milk farm with E H and L.
>>748967410When i first started on Weds it seemed like she had a good chsnce to get as high as second. Wtf happened?
>>748957910DEIlock
>>748968658nah fuck them i'll stay on lol, being a valve game its prob full of cheater anyway
Who the fug is L?
>>748957910I dunno, I don't play Deadlock. All I know is sex impregnation with the werewolf lady.
>>748970336More cheaters actually popped up from this update because they know there is money to be made from retards.When it fully releases it will kill the game, you don't even need to aimbot in this game just esp. I Watched the replay of one guy playing grey talon and he literally was hunting down every player with low health by going straight to them like a bot.Funny enough majority of the cheaters were in US region.
>>748970562Wraith, I think.
>>748957910I'll take E, H and L, thanks.
>>748957910Why are all but two of them fat? Nigger hands must have drawn this.
