What am I in for?
I've only played it drunk at a friends house and goddamn that initial chapter was slow as fuck. You start stuck in the snow and it takes two hours to complete before they finally let you free roam. I kind of want to play it again but that intro just drags
>>748958719>aim down iron sights instead of shooting from the hipMission failed>equip revolver instead of rifleMission failed>pat horse at the wrong timeMission fucking failed
absolute kino
>>748958719As much as /v/ & Reddit hate and meme this game it's actually 8/10, and somehow still looks better than anything released to this day.
A good night’s sleep
>>748958719Comfy cowboy simulator
>>748959030>still looks better than anything released to this dayI always wonderedWhat are you, retarded or poor?
>>748959212Calm down mister transgender, my GPU costs more than your car. And yes, no game looks better than RDR2 to this day.
>>748959308Retarded, then?
GTA V, in the wild west. The main story is 10/10Expect to go out on a train heist, only to be sidetracked by a goat that you WILL have the urge to lasso and hunt, but while you do that, a Witness will see you and they will rush to inform authorities, who will then start hunting you down and you will escape them to red indian territories where you will be hunted by them and the wild wolvesFinally you will find a spot in the mountain where nobody bothers you, you will grow a beard and live off the land hunting and fucking and killing everything that crosses through your forest of serentiy before returning to your initial tutorial camp at chapter 2.This is by far, the best game I have ever played and I have sunk about 45 hours just walking around with my horsy Sharmuta which means Prostitute in arabic.I love this game, and I paid money for it because it is worth the 10 bucks.Don't get any of the pirated versions, all of them contain a popular trojan or have been fucked with severely. This is what you are in for.P.S. Oh and when you are bored and done with everything it has to offer, then you can head over to the modding community and start lynching, fucking, raping, killing, pillaging and torturing people for fun. You know, good ol humanity.
>>748958719Learning to become to be a better man
>>748958719The Reddit version of a western game. So, dog shit pretty much. Looks nice, though.
shit
I forgot to add, you will adopt a western cowboy accent after playing the game and people will ask you "Why are you talking like that?"and you will say"I reckon' I got the grit n grime from playin this game o' mine"
>>748958719Beautiful sceneryRetarded charactersSnoozefest story and gameplay
Woke shit, annoying women, "realistic" delays in your controls, extremely clumsy and awkard (AKA realistic) animations, CINEMATIC hold forward segments, slow and boring story, BETTER MEN moments, feminist preaching, anti-racism and of course NEVER forget that revenge is heccin bad and leads nowhere... but only when you're a man.>>748960338Not your blog. Reddit is that way.>>748960103>This is by far, the best game I have ever playedYou're a console faggot who hates gaming. We know.
>>748960597stfunot even gonna fucking,just stfu
>>748960904Good. Go home.
>>748958719Kino of the highest orderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y858s4sO0y8
KINO https://youtu.be/SXvQ1nK4oxk?si=oR1WPBp3iLJXL2RG
>>748958719Extremely boring first chapter. It took me three tries to get trough it. But once you finished the first 2 or 3 missions of chapter 2 the game opens and you get cowboy KINO of the highest order if you let yourself get immersed.
>>748958719The mission where you kill the KKK is pure kino
>>748959030This game is peak millennial soi reddit slop tho
>>748958719Kino.
>>748961176>>748961203>>748961327Yes, it is a movie.>cowboy KINO of the highest orderAbsolutely fucking not. It's a hate letter to cowboy media written by women and their simps.If you want "cowboy kino'" just play Call of Juarez Gunslinger, Desperados or at leasf the firsr RDR1 game since it actually tries to be JUST a cowboy GTA and not some cinematic "statement".
>>748958719Contrived, sexless, political correct prequel that does little to add to the lore of the first game or franchise as a whole. 10/10 graphics, art direction, and map design though.
>>748961419Anyone who says RDR2 is soi has to be trolling. It's literally one of the most masculine games ever made.
>>748958719I'm not gonna sit here pretend it's perfect but I had a damn good time playing that shit at the end of the day that's what matters more
>>748961481>Yes, it is a movie.No fucking retardit has around 80-120 hours of pure gameplay > It's a hate letter to cowboy media written by women and their simps.You are just mind broken
>>748958719Random actions taking forever to play out, and a story that doesn't really make much sense when you considering how the missions are structured. Still pretty enjoyable for a $20 game.
>>748958719A masterpiece
>>748961481lol trigggered
>>748961581>pure gameplayYou mean cinematic hold forward segments, boring cutscenes, clumsy controls and horribly bad "combat" that makes everyone look drunk as shit?
>>748961604>Random actions taking forever to play outNot really>and a story that doesn't really make much sense when you considering how the missions are structuredMuh ludonarrative dissonance. Shut up you fucking faggot>Still pretty enjoyable for a $20 gameIt's objectively the best game ever made, and has three games+ worth of content. It's rivalled only by Witcher 3 and Elden Ring in that regardtl:dl, you're gay
>>748958719The whole Southern portion of the story is insane. I expected satire and parody, but it came across like the writers legitimately hated people from the American South. I'm not even American and I was off put by it, I have no idea how Americans were able to seemingly ignore it and finish the game.
>>748961720>You mean cinematic hold forward segments, boring cutscenes, clumsy controls and horribly bad "combat" that makes everyone look drunk as shit?Did play the game id imagine
>>748961835What are you talking about?
>>748958719High kino, low ludo.
>>748961823I really think this site should've had something gatekeeping normalfags like you who hate gaming and just want to spread your dogshit takes and horrible srandards. Maybe instead of captcha have everyone beat the first level of God Hand before they're allowed to start posting.
>>748961845Did you? Is it "realistic" or "video gamey"?
>>748961970i spent 15 hours just hunting all the legendary animals and doing some minor side stuff
>>748958719It's alright. It's not perfect and there's a lot of stuff I wish was more fleshed out and expanded. The story's alright, the gunplay's mostly fun, it's enjoyable to see how your version of Arthur changes (or doesn't) over the course of the game. The random encounters on the outskirts of the main areas are probably the most interesting parts.Guarma chapter and the epilogue are garbage though. Guarma kills the narrative pacing and interrupts gameplay progression for a side-story that goes nowhere and the Epilogue just makes you realize how stupid it was that they cordoned off a third of the map for the rest of the game when there was almost nothing to do out there.
Hes a good man, arthur
>>748958719cowboy/outlaw/hunting simulator
>>748961928I've been playing vidya since the Atari 2600. I've played pretty much every "best game ever". RDR2 is objectively the best game ever made.
>>748962464Brvtal
RDR 1 and 2 are very good if you are injured or depressed and need to hunker down for a week. Goes well with weed or diazepam.
>>748958719Pure kino.
>>748958719Literal propaganda about the wild west, RDR1 was less subversive
>>748958915you're supposed to meet the game at its pace, you simply have to go with the flow the developers had in mind. They want you to be immersed in their current hell of being on the run and hiding out in a freezing place. If you want to engage with the game as if its Pacman you are going to find that very frustrating, but if you see the intent, see what it is going for and chose to immerse yourself in that then it's not gonna feel like a slogNow I'm not gonna say it isn't slow, or doesn't go on for too long. I'm just saying, if you wanna do yourself a favor then take it seriously as a mood piece and introduction.
Too long, I would rather just watch a clint eastwood movie