>And as a final announcement... Welcome to ___________
>Insert Chinese game that the CCP shilled the most state-funding towards but no real people are actually playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpxab8zOSI
>>748963914wtf why are you insulting gachas like that?
amogus 4D ride at universal
>>748963707>...SLOPNIGGERS>purple lighting everywhere>scenary is a weird disjointed cyberpunk world designed with AI>every single character in the trailer is a man looking minority>its a extraction shooter that costs 70 dollars>devs start fighting people on twitter over it>/v/ has 24/7 threads for it until release
>>748963707>Meer and Fuck Kingdom HD Remix!
Its insane that it really was concord 2
>>748963707PEGGLE 2
>>748963707>>748964720>JACKASS
>>748963707>Welcome toPOWER STONE WORLD!
Dead or Alive 7!
>>748963707>Highguard 3
>>748963707>FINAL FANTASY 7: REAWAKENING: REMASTERED: REMAKE: REASLEEP: part 28
>>748964720MY GAME HIGHGUARD, YOU PULLED THE PLUG ON IT WITH SEVERAL HUNDRED STILL PLAYING, NO CHANCE TO BLAST.
>>748963707>highguard was last year not the year before
>>748964843damn hes ripped
>>748963707>Highguard>Final Fagtasy 7: Millenials can't let go part 3Why are these shows so trash
>>748963914/thread
After Highguard I can't help but think the reputation of TGA has been tainted.
>>748963707THE JUNGLE, IT GETSWORSE HERE EVERY DAY!
>>748963985The truth hurts
>>748966312You mean astrobot
>>748965390based
>>748966312>The reputation of the Doritos Pope awards where studio pay millions to buy their awards has been taintedNo one with a brain cared about it in the first place
>>748966312There was nothing to taint
>>748966312>Dragon Age Inquisition >Overwatch>nuGoW>Last of Us Part 2>Astrobot>but hey, Highguard is what tainted their reputation
>>748963707Highguard was fine
Basedper Trannio Blows 2!
>>748966312My estimation of Jeff Kekley as a man just fucking plummetted
just one more month and the torta and dorito will be united
>people actually watch these turds with real people talking and shouting like animals with formal anglo slave uniforms and big microphonesI have never in my entire life meet somebody that is worth something act like that, I just don't understand this threadshttps://youtu.be/If3SXJeZzMQhttps://youtu.be/-K8m5ayDw2sIt's like everything I hate is connected somehow
>>748969324>>people actually watch these turds with real people talking and shouting like animals with formal anglo slave uniforms and big microphonesI don't remember that from madoka
>it's a dark fantasy soulslike about the journey to the west
>>748963707Will he make a self deprecating joke about Highguard this year? Or will he pretend it never happened?
>>748963707https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjctmSdrWzM
>>748967198Not that, I mean using it as a launchpad for big "AND ONE MORE THING" level bombshell announcements.
>>748970270maybe statler and waldorf can do it
>>748966913Are you going to accuse DICE of being a farce too?
>>748966312>the reputation of TGA has been tainted.Why would it? A shit game was announced, that sure never happened before.
The Geoff Awards have no credibility with actual consumers anymore.
>>748970812Geoff staked his reputation on that game being successful.
>>748970735DICE is a farce yes.All awards shows are.No exceptions.
>>748970812The final reveal is supposed to be wild.The expectation is now set so that the final reveal is worthless dogshit that is better off avoided and learned about after the fact.
>>748970990He gave the main slot to the highest bidder. His reputation is the dorito pope who will still absolutely anything if you pay him to, that's been his reputation for 20 years and Highguard only reinforced that.
>>748966312It's unforgivable that Pizza Tower got fucked on like it did
>>748966312It really is amazing to see how much of an out of box echo chamber the industry is. Geoff thinking this would be the next big thing and all the dev talk about how everyone they showed the game to were awed were really eye opening.
i just hope this year's tga won't get ruined by an industry plant (fuck off mixtape)
>>748963707>Death Stranding 3!>Will my best friend Kojima please come to the stage!>...he's not here?>Has he returned my calls?
>>748971138Yeah but then he had to post that "in 48 hours I'll be taking your apologies" thing that basically acted as his "John Romero is about to make you his bitch" moment.
>>748971016Sounds more like you're upset that quality trumps ambition.
>>748965796IN THIS HOUSE JOHN HIGHGUARD IS A HEROEND OF STORY
>>748966913>he's still mad over the bot lollmao
>>748971095>The expectation is now setRight. Name the last time a final reveal of any show was ACTUALLY huge. I feel like you're overly dramatizing here.These shows are 1-2 hour ads and you're having a good day if there's even a handful of games you're excited for.In that regard I'll say that this year was actually kind of decent.
>>748971138>He gave the main slot to the highest bidderHighguard got that slot for FREE. F R E E.And he was also shilling the game afterwards, claiming how everyone will be wrong once it hits early access.Either Geoff was playing some massive 4D chess trying his best to kill it in the womb or he is actually that fucking retarded.
>>748969324The last time I watched any of these was the Konami 2010 E3 conference, which you should go watch right this fucking instant if you haven't seen it.
Bill Clinton
>>748972003Eighteen naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch?
HELL, MOTHEAFUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!>The room is set ablaze, burning everyone alive
I liked it better when we were all still hoping Half Life 3 would get announced and we made up retarded scenarios about Gaben being lifted onto the stage by a crane.Now Gabe isn't fat anymore and all hopes of the game being made are gone.
>>748966913>An actually good and fun platformer wins instead of some socal industry plant and people still seetheNothing will ever please you
>>748963707Crazy that this happened during last years show
>>748972402I wonder if she ever recovered from that gorilla punching the fuck out of her.
>>748966312Yeah, we're never going back to when The Game Awards had dignity, like when the CEO of EA was giving the award for Best Gamer to Boogie2988 before Imagine Dragons went on stage to play Zelda sound effects with bongoes. That really was a heartwarming, respectable celebration of the medium.
>>748972850thats how everyone claiming to have "nostalgia for e3" sounds to me
>>748972916We have nostalgia for cranking this board up to 11 for a week and shitting on everything. I'd frequently forget to eat because I was so wrapped up in E3 threads, it was a lot of fun.
>>748963707Why did you use ai to slightly edit an image into something not funny?
>>748971709I'm trans btw, kinda obvious by being a snoy, but I feel like I should clarify
>>748970990How?
>>748975673see >>748971583
>>748966312TGA has been corrupt and rigged for YEARSit's so fucking obvious that the rewards are determined by how much they paid off journalists and keighley himself and if the game met checkbox requirement for woke shitif you want honest game awards that are determined by the votes of gamers, check out steam's annual game awardsbut only if there's a way to filter out chinese steam users
>>748963914Is the heckin China in the room with you right now anon?
>>748965390It's POWA STO WHORL
>>748963707TODD HOWARD
>>748977586>See that body?>You can achieve it natty
>>748963707Highguard: Remastered desu that will be good and the game will live this time on the wave of memeing
>>748979058> the game will live this time on the wave of memeingSame way Morbius turned into a commercial success on re-release
>>748963707Concord 2
>>748971095This is precisely why the next final reveal is gauarnteed to be huge. They have to repair the rep. So the next Game Awards is guaranteed to end on a big announcement
>>748972402bruh
>>748964429>”Meet and HUUUUH!?!?”>”I don’t want to host this show no mo”
>>748963707Wolverine 2!
>>748963707>Jamrock, camp where the thugs dem camp at>Two pound ah weed inna van back...
>>748963707nothing will top high guard. They'll never do something like that again
>>748972586Or that orangutan that was living between her legs
>>748965492Guys...She looks like a child...
Mixtape 2!!!!
>>748965390>Capcom Fighting Collection 2 has Power Stone 1 and 2>it's the arcade versions Fuck you
