>He literally looks like my project manager from IT, who is 42 years old.>The most common negative feedback on Exodus's playtesting was "I don't like the main character's face."Why won't they play his game?
>>748965153They said why. They don't like his face. Is that not valid criticism?
>>748965153>42 years oldThat's a Millennial
zoomers not wanting to age is an interesting concept I've been learning about recentlythey just hate the idea of aging because the world passed them by so quickly
>>748965153don't need to be a zoomer to say that, the guy looks midI thought the game had character creation?
>>748965561>zoomers not wanting to age is an interesting concept I've been learning about recentlyWhat happens when they become older uncontrollably? Do they lose their minds? The fear of ageing is just the fear of death. I'm not afraid of getting old.
>>748965561Yea, which is interesting when compared to Millennials who also hated aging, but instead just pushed the age of adulthood back. With Zoomers the aspect of being over 21 is seen as an almost life-ending event. They're already talking about Quarter-life crises as if they're going to die in the next 20 years.
>>748965153>He literally looks like my project manager from IT, who is 42 years old.youtu.be/k9GLv6jXAQM
Would look way better without the stubble.
>>748965561Lol this isn't a zoomer thing, it's just youth in general. How out of touch are you?
>>748965686>what happens when they get older uncontrollably, do they lose their minds?Yes, they are already losing their minds now in their 20's.
>>748965153It's not just his age, his face shape is weirdGiving farquaad (no I'm not summoning you) vibes
>>748965153Am I crazy or has /v/ just gone full fucking retard this year, a couple days ago I saw someone try to scream about zoomers over liking Halo CE, are you all just fucking bots?
>>748966436Oh, well. It's not my problem. I can't help anyone because my own life was too hard. I retained my sanity despite the hardship. I'm sure my religious upbringing helped me survive, but that's all I'm able to do, and I can't do much for other people.
>>748965732>as if they're going to die in the next 20 years.In fairness to Z, they probably are. Ecological collapse is already happening and the oligarchs are doing everything possible to push AI and replace human labour. Z is right to be pessimistic.
>>748966696/v/ has always been this retarded and off-topic for at least a decade, but ever since the hack, it got pretty bad.
>>748965686Fear of death hits zoomers differently I think. Life is significantly worse for them than it was for us. Basically they know nothing is going to get better. so they don't like seeing a reminders of it all over the place. I get that. Change the face, make it younger. Give a generation of doomed fools what they want. They'll give you money.
>>748966696The point is that you should hate zoomers no matter what. If you don’t hate them, you give them control, but if you hate them and make it heard, you are in control.And don’t you want to be in control?
>>748966998Binary thinking
>>748966718That's all anyone can do anon, do the best you can and go on. And religion has pulled me out of a dark spot as well more than once.
>>748965153It's not the protagonist for me but it's the general facial art-style/structure that bugs me.The eyes are a bit on the small side and far apart which creates this weird facial structure of an inverted-triangle-shaped angular face for everyone.And for some fucking reason they decided that you can't change the facial structure; only hair, scars, tattoos etc. but not the shape.Boneheaded decision.
>>748965153those gay cuts just don't work at all. why are these space marine niggas rocking all stylist done hair with pomade n shieet. nigguh corny as fuck. bring back the buzzcut shepherd not this gay shi.
>>748966948>Life is significantly worse for them than it was for usMy life wasn't good, so maybe I'm a zoomer.>Give a generation of doomed fools what they wantYou know what I want? No motherfucking population caps in World of Warcraft. Shit doesn't even exist in real life and they have population caps in an MMO.>>748967176>That's all anyone can do anon, do the best you can and go on.Yeah, I'm trying my best. I haven't been the same after sleeping on the street.
>>748965476Delet this
>>748965153He doesnt look that bad. I've seen way worse characters in modern games over the last few years.
>>748967264this. if you want bangs go Pattinson Mickey 17 route. these guys should be disheveled I don't know what these basedllenials flannel tards are thinking.
>>748966734Ecological collapse will cleanse the world of a lot of third world filth to be fair, which will be a net positive.Maybe they can all ask AI to generate them a new environment.
zoomers want their protags to look like this
>>748967581A girl in college made fun of me for having bangs and wearing flannel shirts....... She told me I looked adorable.
>>748967484>He doesnt look that badI don't like him. Larian is much better when it comes to making a good looking protagonist. Expedition 33 made you play two different guys and it still wasn't a miss like this guy.
>>748966696if you haven’t noticed this board is dead as shit
>>748965153What's wrong with his face? Just looks like a normal guy.
>>748965686You're not afraid of having to wear diapers when you go out in public while using a cane?
>>748967718I've been playing DOS 2 and that's why I said Larian. >>748968006No, I'm not afraid. I've had gout before and I had to use crutches to walk.
I'm just tired of seeing 40 something year old white men everywhere I go. They all talk and act exactly like DSP. The only difference is that they aren't on the internet as much so no one ever points it out to them. It's so exhausting trying to talk to someone that believes they are the coolest person in the world. All of their knowledge about the world comes from the Simpsons or some other corny sitcom they watched as a kid. Just loud and ignorant about everything but somehow they stumbled their way into being the manager at every place you apply to.
>>748968219Punk ass zoomer you wont do shit
>>748968219Why are you brown
>>748965425No, because he literally looks like my middle manager. I literally know people who look like Jun Aslan, and 10 or 20 years ago it would've been seen as a totally valid protagonist face that's the "look of the everyman". But looksmaxxing and broccoli-haired nu-dudes think it looks "weird".
>>748966696Those who once joked about being retarded have been replaced by those who think they are in good company with fellow retards.
>>748965425I dont care for Florence Pugh and I am someone who normally finds British women hot as I like Keira Knightley and Emma Watson and Daisy Ridley and Emily Blunt.
>>748968579>I dont care for Florence PughOkay, but I do. Why do you think I posted it and not you?
>>748968272No I'm not. Gen X fags have and will continue to take care of themselves. All it takes is one actual bad day or event for them to end it all. Every other day you hear about some entitled 40 year old cracker doing the Benoit special over a divorce or custody battle. They are very emotionally fragile beings.
>>748965153You know, this is the kind of face I imagine when I think about the what the husband of the Returnal lady would look like. Make em look Robert Pattinson or Ryan Gosling at least, those are some good looking 40 year old guy. I just think no one has interest in playing as space man Matthew McConaughey(50 year old plain looking dude in a bland space outfit)>>748965561I'm fine with old(er) Dante in DMC 5 and old man Leon in RE9(how the fuck is there still no mercenaries mode?).
>>748969043>Make em look Robert PattinsonYou mean copy Expedition 33? That would make the game look pretty cheap.
>>748965561>zoomers not wanting to age is an interesting concept I've been learning about recently"Getting old sucks" is an intrinsic aspect of the human condition, up there with "I enjoy when food tastes good" and "Sex: I'd like to have some." It is in no way unique to zoomers.
>>748965153So it's fine to not like his face but you're basically hitler if you criticize an uglified foid's face scan? Got it
>>748968737I dont want any trouble
>>748969169True. Okay make em look like Alex/the virus from prototype 1 or Cole from infamous or star killer.Is a Matthew McConaughey remake really more expensive than a Robert Patterson lookalike?Man, I forgot exodus was even a thing. Did anyone else remember this game?
>>748969383I don't want trouble either. By the way, I like Emma Watson too. I think she's really pretty. It's hard to post her images because she's only wearing clothes in half of them.
>>748969309Because younger generations of men, younger white men especially have been brainwashed by social media to hate themselves. While foids have been empowered by that same social media will use those same brainwashed retards to attack anyone that says anything bad about old ugly white women.
>>748965476Millenials are late 20s early 30w. 35 is young, go fuck yourself.
>>748969996>35 is young
>>748969934>ugly old white ladyturns out she's only 27 but looks 40 fucking kek
>>748969996>Millenials are late 20s early 30w
>>748966696as indians increase, quality decreases
>>74897010435 is not young, lol. 35 is like the end of your multiplayer gaming career.
>>748965153zoomers are stupid
>>748969996>35 is youngliterally middle-aged, my dude.
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>>748970242That's 40 thoughbeit
>>748965153>Game not mentioned>source of quotes not mentioned or linkedZoomers are incapable of making good threads.
>>748968437>No, because he literally looks like my middle manager.Yeah, and nobody wants to play as your middle manager. The problem isn't that he's too much of an "everyman", he has a fuckboy haircut and a goofy face. You just have a massive victim complex.
>>74896999645 year old here, fucking kek
>>748969996your math is offmillenials are middle aged nowthat saidzoomers are anyone under 30boomers are anyone over 30
>>748965561I have no desire to age either, and I'm nearly 50. That's why I stay fit and healthy and look like I'm 25.
>>748965561It has nothing to do with these gay generational labels, it’s just that nobody wants to play as a boring, middle aged man.
>>748965425Pugh is mid, she has a good body though.
>>748965153I don't get it.He looks handsome desu
>>748965561Honestly, aging isn't the bad part, if you're a guy. It only sucks when you start balding, you wake up with back pain, you start losing your vision, your teeth fall out, your back starts hurting in general, your dick doesn't work, your knees start giving out, you start needing a cpap machine, your organs start failing, etc. So yea, getting old doesn't suck. It's just those things that suck. :)
>>748971008I can't play the game unless the protagonist looks like this.
>>748965425I love Flo
>>748971706delete this
>>748969996huh? I'm on the cutoff for millenial and i'm only 32 or something
>>748967668why do you have this saved on your pc?
>>748966696I can't argue with the stats, and every single preview video you can find of Exodus says that they complained about Jun's face, and that the answer they got was "it's the most common complaint", and then when you look on Reddit there's posts of the face and zoomies just typing "I'm not playing a game where the guy looks like this."They don't understand how he looks. The beard style. The slightly less looksmaxxed hair than they're used to. They literally think "no one looks like that", but Robert-Earnest Thompson from my IT department literally looks like that, and he was a hit with the ladies back in the 80s.
>>748968437Damn, your middle manager must easily slay pussy then
>>748965153Dude just look like Alan Cumming
>>748972974>Alan CummingWho?
>>748972473He almost got cancelled for being too touchy feely with the women, and he has bad breath smell.
>>748971807because its hot
