This is probably my very first clear after 63 hours playingWish me luck
My god wand will not disappoint me!
Unpopular opinion: it should have a casual mode to make wands easier.
>>748971283Famous last words
>>748971341i am going to install a few mods latter. Though i want my first clear unmodded
>>748971185i have several hundred hours in noita, and have never beaten it. then again, i'm pretty sure i could have beaten the lowest hanging end goal dozens of times by now, but i've been pushing to explore everything BUT the obvious end goal. just lost a game i was 30+ hours into to some polymorph bullshit when i decided to try fighting a boss i had never encountered. polymorph is about my only complaint about the game.pic related is my current world map. i refuse to spoil myself. the map is a massive spoiler, so don't look if you don't already know it.>>748971341as excited as i get about the tinker perk, it changes the entire strategy of the game a little too much
all i need is taking it slow. These tentacles are too good for stunlocking shit
>>748972005the game is about being as paranoid as possible
>>748971283>"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE" Noita shouted before dipping a toe in a pixel wide puddle of polymorph
>>748971185>he digs straight into/out of holy mountain like a barbarian
Henlo
>>748971185update?
>>748973998>>748973979i raped him
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>>748974041cool. I think it took me about ~60 hours to get my first kolmi clear too. now I have 500 hours and can make myself effectively immortal in <3 hours
>>748974041now there's just the other 95% of the game to complete
>>748972005But do you have Melee immunity?
>>748974089Good job, here's my first clear screenI've only got 8 clears, but that's mostly because I never fight der final boss, I'm always trying to fight other shit and failing
>>748974201yeah. That's why i used it. Otherwise it's too risky too spam even with trigger
>>748974421I'm always worried about using any kind of tentacle, because they can grab things like spells, or propaneRevenge Tentacle is max gamble man perk because of thisAll you really need to beat base Kolmi is some kind of freeze effect and melee, you can legit one shot him with a kick
>>748971185>>748974041If you didn't grab any orbs, then literally any machine gun wand from area 3 on is enough to destroy Kolmi easily.Surviving the Temple of the Art is a far more difficult challenge.I know because my first unmodded win, I found a always cast matter eater wand in area 4, then I just went to the rock walls and tunneled directly to the end and easily won.
I spammed End of Everything to end my god run and ended up waiting 30 minutes just to get to the stats screen lol
>>748977030nice mina
>>748977860Thanks :)
>>748974041Tutorial complete! Now try escaping the mountain and actually exploring the game world.
>>748974089LETS GOOOOOOOOOO
>>748978275But I need to go down for a good wand, and then backtracking sucks ass.
>>748978519you just dive straight though the first 2 mountains only stopping to buy a teleport if you get one, then pick up something actually decent in the ice zone, climb up the pit, and head over to surface and grab some stuff from fungal, then come back and kill alchemist
>>748971185I didn't play this game, but a while go I heard that some sort of super duper rare portal/temple was found in the game by someone and people still couldn't figure out what do to with it.Did you guys finally figure it out?
>>748974089I had faith in you, anon.
