>festival up>no /v/eekend threadLets fix that. 2 more days left.
>>748973560I already hit 1k points on the first day and dipped, didn't feel like playing anymore especially since yesterdays thread everyone seemed pretty sour. Here's hoping we get a real patch soon
If SEGA makes a Vocaloid game where Amy joins the gang and does dance choreography in 3D I'll play her game.
So when is the patch exactly expected to drop? Before or after avatar festival?
Ace Combat 8 got me, bros. Kill the [group we don't like] for me.
Lobby 70687850>crush someoene >they clearly took damage>completely unphasedHate desync.
Have a fun weekend races anons
I don't think I can handle anymore of this bullshit, but I'll hang out in the thread while I grind contracts in TF2.>Just finished Monster Bash>Jump into the underworld as Pyro>Obliterate everyone with Phlog crits and spells>Repeat>WinMy favorite map in the game.
>losing because 2 chucklefucks refuse to do the objective
>>748974391Thank you, anon. Hope you have a great weekend too.
Somehow got bodyblocked by an Arle for 80% of the race
>spend all race dragging red team down>they still sweep us>meanwhile I get thrown to 12th over a single gloveYou ever feel like God specifically has it out just for you in a single moment? I'm feeling that right now.
>gloving the fags right before finish line>they don't slow down>slime hits>i'm 1st/2nd and fall down all the way to 11th right at finish line>the fags take full top 4 anywayYou do this to any other player and they end up like us. Do it to these fags and they don't even faze. These guys are THAT good at this game they're not even bothered by something 99.9% playerbase can't fight.
>>748974932No cheating of course, forgot to add.
>>748974613
>get my 1k on pc>smooth sailing because i'm at rank c on there at the moment>hop back onto the ps5 because everything aside from tap boost is alright with randos>sweat after sweat after sweatI can't wait until this festival is over. also hello shadowbro
>liking Shadowbro doesn't frighten him anymoreWell that's good
>shadowbro not leaving after my likeOh, he's not mad at us anymore. Hi, Shadowbro.
>>748974107Before Legend Comp 8 since there's no text data in the files for that
I heard the PS5 Closed Beta Test got leaked online or something? Would be cool if it was possible to get it running on PC and see how much the game has evolved (for the worse) since then.The lighting in the Closed Beta looks so good, I'm pissed it had to be toned down for release because muh Switch players.
>Sliced, flattened and gloved all on the last cornerPart of me feels like I don't deserve that
>damn this race is going like shit>enter the final lap>IT'S TIME TO FACE YOUR FEARFuck it, we ball. >take top 2 with AmyHell yeah
>>748975439I downloaded it, aes keys and mappings from the ont also work here so i'll be posting my findings
Alright, had some fun with ace combat and it's time to race.
>>748975594Looking forward to it.
>right at their asses>enter lap 3>they just disappearOk I guess. Not even going to get mad today. They're already killing themselves sweating the festival the whole weekend. Enjoy your shorter lifespan.
>Only lobby is full
>>748975594Unused VIEW REPLAY option after ending a race.
Didn't mods move our previous thread into vg?
>>748973678I got 700 on the first day and got the rest last night. I may be busy tonight depending on the weather and I work on Sundays so I doubt I was gonna play more than that.Playing as pic related on The Crazy EG was fun.
>trucked right at the finish line>12th>almost no tricksI deserve that. Sorry, team.
>>748976124I'm in the same boat bro, drill wisp finished under the wheels of a truck and I kept getting bumped in the air which prevented tricks
>>748973747I'd vomit my heart out, the second that exact scenario comes to fruition without AI genning it up and the likes.
>>748975973DLC characters we're originally going to have voice clips from the announcer instead of sound effects from their games/franchises
>triple boosting and team boosting at finish line>get pinned down to the wall by another player>lose all that fucking speedFuck off with that shit.
>>748976349jeez that sounds even worse than what we actually got
>holding KBB since lap 1Sometimes ghost duty can be its own blessing.
>>748976349still remains somewhat in the final game post race the announcer will comment about the result and on rank ups/downs if using DLC
>>748975973This would've been nice. Maybe could've given us some insight on how these sweatlord losers get such seemingly unnatural speed boosts at the end.>>748976349lol fuck no this is awful!
504683153/4Helping friends to finish pass on EU
>play with randoms instead of /v/>get win streak title immediately >go up to five win streak at some pointHmmm...
>activate our trucks at the same time>yet his last longer
Sorry. Someone knocking the door and this fucking game dc's you for 5 seconds of inactivity.
>>748976705>only 5
>>748976349Orbot and Cubot we're going to have a more prominent presence in the game than just idling in the lobbies.
>>748976705>play with a group>get paired with more groupsreally activates the almonds huh?
>>748976705The fuck lobbies are you playing in here where you have trouble getting the win streak title day 1 because it sure as fuck isn't my lobbies.
>12th>11th right in front>use truck>team boost activates>still can't reach himFucking useless item.
>he forgot to change his gadgets
If only every race was that simple and fun.
>>748977438Nah you see that would be too much fun and we know that's not allowed
>Logins at 8 pm>Same people against me who logged in at 8 am
>slicer about to hit at last curve>use laser to save me>laser last like 1 sec>still keeps me all the way through the whole curve slowing me down>lose 1st>slime hits before team boost activates
>>748977645You should know by now that compfags don't sleep.Especially when Miku's on the line, she's absolutely beloved by trannies for some reason.
>Ghost duty all race>No recovery items for final stretch>Ghost hits 1 guy>11thI'm doing my part
>truck>portal opens>let me use my laser>let me use my laser>let me use my laser>truck ends>goo drops before I'm able to use my laserI truly fucking despise this game. And that's fucking ignoring the fact that I should've trucked their entire team. I hate this unbalanced dogshit piece of game.>oh you hit the truck? too bad, it still slipstreams pass you haha fuck you btw desync also has a 75% chance of saving themThis isn't even MKWii Funky Kong level bullshit. That had some charm. Its fucking miserable playing this fucking game against those trucks. Hey Speedstorm shill, does your kusoge have a meta this bad?
>>748977752I prefer Neru>>7489765823/4One of my friends is done, and the other needs 600 more points
>>748977752>she's absolutely beloved by trannies for some reason.She's absolutely beloved by everyone anon
>easy x9This is the calm before the storm... right? We don't deserve to be happy.
I don't know why the game decided to give us a free x9 but I'm more than fine with it.
Unused gadget that increases the boost duration the more rings you get
>9x vs mostly botsHOLY FREE
I don't care about the x9 win, I'm still fuming from the last race.
>>748978020Yeah, this is absolutely being added in the update after the tournament. No, HRE will not be nerfed.
>>748977752I have to agree with >>748978003 Miku is love, Miku is life.
>>748975439Looking at my old clips of the beta it looks way more muddy and bright in some places, mostly the treasure in Kraken Bay
>"trust me bros hre will not be nerfed its over the game is ruined">patch comes around hre is nerfed>"errrrrrrrrrrm can you heckin' blame me???"every time
>slicer and void as final items while dead lastThanks. I almost got 1st with that.
>>748976792>>748978020Unused variant of the Warp Ring for races with teams that warped you close to the teammate on 1st place
>race going like shit>Ungravity starts playing during lap 3>immediately lock inWish we got another actual Riders instead of this boiling pot of shit.
>>748978351do you have to post every imagined conversation that runs through your mind
>>748978516just posting patch day predictions like many other anons have
>final stretch>all I hear is BEEP BEEP BEEP and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqYmiTqYTV8
>>748978451Oh, Metafags won't like it
Missing an item box is such a fucking death sentence man, fuck me.
>actually having a good win streak>HELLO DO YOU WANT A TEAM OF TOP 10 SWEATS TO GO WITH THAT WIN STREAKfuck you sega
>2nd>no boost to take shortcut>taking the long way>about to reach end of shortcut>trucked by someone coming out of itThis game has the ability to go from extremely fun to fucking shit in record time.
i think old thing will become bad and new thing will become good and people will like having a new good thing for three days then screech about the new thing being good for six months
My lobby died, will reinvite others, then drop code in case someone dcs
Intentionally went into that bomb. I didn't care anymore.
>An unbreakable lead from the first 30 secondsMay as well just not even play against these freaks
>doing good>miss the last item box>game forces me at an angle that sends me to the grass>get hit by a drill at the last second>dark chao gives me a monster truck before a drill (not that it would've mattered)fuck you sega
>>748978793We won for you Shadowbro.
>sweats>one fucker didn't even do objective>they still get top 4 AND objective>raped by a stupid spike ball because I landed on top of it from jump>teammate pushes me against a bomb coming at us at finish line flattening us bothI don't even blame you. I also forgot to change to my taps plate, but fuck them anyway. Ghost after ghost, laser, drill, and still can't reach them.
>>74897879363600149
Press F for our PAC MAN, who tanked a red glove and let us get top 3
>>748973560Reminder for your dumbasses, The Miguel CUP is UP ,hehehehhahahaHHellYeah!!!!!!!you should ALL have him unlock, he was free from the Sixth Chapter; NO EXCUSE
Any open lobbies or should I make one?
>>748979435make one
>we lost our amy and wave>against a team of sweatsTime to survive, Jet. And GGs. After this race I'm taking a break.
>>748979458GGs Stormbro>team of sweatsLooks like Iizuka spared me.
>>748979458GGs, Stormbro.
>>748979453Alright.39501939
>cruising to the finish with Miku>she slows down and makes sure I get a few taps in instead of focusing on taking 1stWhat a bro.
>trucking>portal opens>smashing button to use drill>slime hits the exact frame slime hits>lose drill and triple boost while on offroad>12th
>>748978020Unused Gadget Plates
>>748979796>>slime hits the exact frame slime hitsslime hits the exact frame truck ends*
>>748979458>We did in fact not surviveGG's Stormbro, hope to see you on again later :)
>>748979842That shit caused my melty earlier here >>748977843
>laser during the final stretch>it drops me off behind themUseless piece of shit.
Got thrown off the track right at the start and spent the whole race clawing my way back up to the packGood result though
>1st>last chao park water section curve>portal opens>use my shield>everyone else ramps me against the wall>lose 1st and a lot of places>with triple boost and omochao still in handThat was such an easy 1st. Fuck this game's jank.
>>748979830Race Park was going to have a mission checklist. don't know if this is related to the Challenges from the final game. But seeing how Orbot and Cubot had unused dialogue for Race Par. >>748976792This might have been it's own thing.
>No one tapped me when I was in the middle of the pack, then kicked to a low position and can't tap anyone at all
Sorry gents my controller kept disconnecting the whole race
>boost and laser final stretch>use boost to cut through the block>drill hits me, or at least thats what I think damaged me>use laser to recover>slows me downWe should've won that.
>>748980178Early Legend Comp icon
>both teammates drop>canceling>looks like its gonna throw me in a game anyway>nuke the lobbySimple as.
>>748980457>timed outThe gift that keeps on giving.
>>748980509They/Them LC
Wait, we lost our host. Good luck, Jet.
>>748980569>try running a team of 3 again to skate around stacked lobbies>suddenly errors back to back
>>748980509That's everything interesting i found, not really experienced into these datamining stuff so this is they best i could do.I'm pretty sure modders will look more depper into these stuff and maybe add the unused stuff back into the full game.
forza for spergs
>Lost to 1 point when I was trucked near the finish line
I'm gonna tap out for a little bit and play something elseGG Amy and Wavebro
>>748980970GGs, Jetbro. We almost got that last one.
>>748980906spergs would possibly go Forza, as they hate "MUH UNBALANCED ITEMS" in crossworlds and dream that Sega would remove them
>>748980970GGs Jetbro
Doors open 15661045
>>748980603Kek fitting
Press F for Megaman, who sacrificed himself to launch a Boo, who cucked 1st placeGoing to wrap up the lobby in 40. Friend is almost done, and I lose all happiness when I play this metaslavefest
>got so much air off the bridge on radical highway it sent me out of bounds from hitting the ceiling>do it again after respawning
>laser wisp at last stretch>drops me and then I slow the fuck down a lotDon't know what kind of hack these fucking sweats use to be able to hold 1st while alone without slipstreaming.
>any other Miku in a minecart>god gamer>Miku in a minecart that gets thrown on my team>drooling retard
Uh Protobro, you got malware installed on you or something? Ready up.
>>748980178Not my pic but yes it was it's own thing separate from the Challenges and was going to have unique requisites. Probably got replaced in favor of the AI rivals instead.
>>748981616sorry I saw a big ass cockroach right as I joined
>>748981713jesus christ
>>748981713Sir that's my wife.
>>748981713
gg's Pac, Shadow, and ProtobroI'll be back on later
>>748981973GGs Megabro.
>on their ass the whole race>attacking them every chance I had>I get hit one time in the maze>fall down and never recover
>>748981973GG, I will probably do Nikke dailies and hop on Fortnite, as I saw 1 anon sent a party request in between my races
>notice objective change literal last second>enough time to change my plateHoly shit almost fucked the team.
>>748982252>hop on Fortnite, as I saw 1 anon sent a party request in between my racesdrop a reply when
>I got on a landmine because my friend bumped me there>From his perspective, I bumped him on the same mine >We both got gigaslowed
>Mikufag>Metabuild>5 taps>1st place>Lost by objective
>mikufucker at 5000mph at my side overtakes right at finish line>I still get my 1stThat's mine.
>lose by two collisions
>shooting star to 1st>3rdBullshit
>>748983187I don't know where that ai knuckles even was. I was 1st right before finish line, and the only one at my side was the werehog, which took a ghost like nothing happened, then I fucked him with a glove, only for him to shake it off again.
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I have no interest in tiering the event and I don't need the extra donpa tickets but this is feels like one of the last few games were anons on /v/ actually play with each other and I find that fun inspite of the stale meta
Well. A good-ending win + 4-win streak vs SweatsGood job, Protobro and Megabro! Pac thanks you for helping>>748982543in 30 min
>teammate appears in front of me out of nowhere while riding the bridge>see him fallSorry bro.>he overtakes me a few seconds laterOr not?>fucked by dark chao portal making me waste laser at the worst possible time>from 1st to fucking whatever
GGs Shadowbro and Pacbro, was fun while it lasted.
Flawless.
>There are people ITT who don't have Arle in their top 3 most played characters
>oh this is gonna be painful>low battery notification pops up>oh right, I shouldn't be playing in handheld mode or e->battery logo pops up>switch turns off..lse that'll happen. Good luck
Can't catch a break on the 3x and 9x races the opponents always go crazy and I get fucked by random shit
>>748984798>Arlebro is surprisingly not bagging at the start>It's a bot
>>748984624Yes. And?
>>748985027>all guys>no a single waifuWhat are you? Gay?
>>748984624I'm working on boosting her numbers up so Asuka can be next to her. Love me red heads.
>>748984624Not a fan of nu Arle, i prefer Compile Arle but i still appreciate her inclusionNow if they add Amitie...
>>748985123Arle Amitie double naizuru
>tfw your sega wife's franchise is dead and she has no chance of making it in
>objective change time>server's shit their pants
>>748985490>mfw sitting here waiting 30 moons for Creams character to pop in so I can ready upThis game. This fucking game.
>Us - 100 taps>Bot team - 138 tapsHow the fuck
>>748985473iktf
>>748985092My Taste in Women is a bit different.
>>748985697>all that time blocking me from joining was just to hold us enough to put us on the sweats rotation again
These losers are beatable. You just gotta be on top of your bagging game.
>>748984624I just got her into my most played last night. Plus it's Mikufes, I'm putting Hatsune Miku in the Miku Hummer.
>that tornadoGood job Cream
>>748986009Eat shit, motherfuckers.
>>748983541Lobby DC'dNew one93319863
>>748985473NiGHTS and Monkey Ball are dead as fuck too, there's always hope.
>Timed outTry to rejoin>Timed outTry again>Timed outああああああああ
>>748986804Shinku my beloved.
>>748986830Mom said its your turn to get fucked by the servers.
>>748986894Restarted the game and waiting for an invite.
>>748986894>host comm error out of nowhereYAY!
>>748986281Sorry guys, internet went off. Will be dipping for a while
>host DC>rejoin room>wait for race in progress to finish>get to race>host DC againC-cool...
>>748987269It's alright, thanks for hosting. Any other rooms open atm?
>>748986281>ded:(Lobby! Spoonfeed me!
>>748974107Update?
>arle pinning me against the wall right at the finish lineI know she's cute, but calm down.
>Sage towards me for some reason during the final stretch
>>748974107Probably between avatar and LC8, since Avatar files are in the game already
>>748986804Nagamimi sexo.
>>748987428>>748987437This game's servers, ladies and gentlemen.
>>748987437I've long come to the realization if you're not hoarding a broken item or some kind of protection while in the lead near the final stretch, expect to get knocked down like 5 spaces
Don't see anyone open soLobby 27623570Let's see how tonight goes
>>748974558how's tf2 going bro?
>clusterfuck at the last chairs and tables shortcut>ghost hits me right after thanks to fuckers keeping me from escapingFuck. That was an easy 1st or 2nd.
Meanwhile we gigasuck at Fortnite
>>748988013yeah... sorry for being so shit
>>748987821I've given up doing my contracts for now. I'm just obliterating Monster Bash lobbies and relishing in the seethe I'm generating.
>>7489877482/4
>>748988013Tbdesu I play Fortnite a lot right now because I don't have any other game to play, and because of sprite hunting, since I don't like the BR aspect of the game per se. I learned to enjoy playing BR just for fun and slowly doing quests. I also suck extra harder since I'm on console.
>trucking at last jump of chao park while on 1st>another truck, about to end, knocks me out of track
>only 6 tapsI don't care that shithead came in 1st, its fucking collision. How the fuck do you only get 6 hits
>>748988551No gadget, and no taps to their team, ezpz.>host comm error
>>748988551pretty good chance he didn't equip the gadget and avoided his team like the plague kek
>>748988510You should've seen what was happening on my screen>truck active>your truck comes in behind me>whoa bro no homo>keeps pushing>I said no homo>suddenly slammed forcefully turned and thrown into the cut before being sent flying into an abyss>12thNO MEANS NO
>>748988689It was you? kek. My rage has subsided.
2-man lobbies are timmyland!
Send again. Servers are shitting the bed.
>send an invite>A communication error has occurred
>>748988689>>748988806>Timed outGuess that's it for me, GGs Arlebro and Sagebro. and good luck to everyone.
>>748989112GGs, Protobro.
>>748989112GGs Protobro, we had ourselves a grand time. Hope to see you later in the evening/tomorrow.
>7 win streakI'm enjoying myself!
Worst Kronos race in a while.
>forget to put on my bagger loadout>on Kronos Island no lessHonestly its a miracle I didn't eat shit.
>>748988281I turn El Sonidito and vibeI wanted to cheese ppl and shoot me at Geno so he could oneshot them, but oh well
>bro diesRestarting.
>>748989360I jinxed myself aiiiiiiiieeeeee
>>748989539gonna be my last one for now
Well that was a nice streak while it lasted.Raped to hell
>>748989647And we might be going into sweatsville now.
>check leaderboard>blazebro 5k points behind from top 100>top 100 30k points behind from top 1>top 2 7k points behind top 1You ain't getting this one, Blazebro.And top 1 mikufag can be officially named professional autist with this festival.
Even if they won by points, Mega Man getting first in his track is a moral victory
>>748989639Ok! Good sprite haul at least.
>>748989892I accepted that yesterday. It would've required staying up 5 extra hours yesterday and day 1 and I'm not doing that shit for Miku. I mean I kinda would.t. seethes about not having Miku in BABut I have shit to do next week so no around the clockers. This has been one of the most tryhard festivals since Arle for some reason.
It is so, so rare that I can take revenge on tornado faggots and ruin their race.For once, thank you truck-sama
DedNew lobby 28339827Bathroom real quick
>>748989892And most of them are from EU btw, I saw all of these retards starting to play at 8 am, went to sleep, and came back at 8pm just to see the same face retards.Good Lord, I used to be raised in CIS Sonic community back in my days; otherwise, I would be like them
>>748990123>This has been one of the most tryhard festivals since Arle for some reason.THE MOST. Arle's didn't have that much of a gap between 1st and 2nd. Now THAT I would never do on these kind of leaderboard. That's just a sign of you literally needing help. Psychiatric help.
>Sand RoadWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>748987483This anon knows.
>>748990353Game froze when the first lobby died and had to restart. Can't find the new one
>having to carry the objective for fucking randos
>>748990353Error before anyone joined FUnny servers>>74899059091224603
>>748990608>both whisper mainsThis character is only good for two things. The human fucker memes and cucking Tangle with Shitver.
>>748990608>lose bro>matched with the same whispersHell nah.
>>748990679>host comm error>"ok may I need to restart">forgot I just restarted before
>>748990628How much is your room at?
>>748990678I want Doro in Crossworlds
>>748990794>x9AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7489908102/4Right into streamer hell!
>>748990882Let it go, bro. You ain't reaching the stars.
>>748990887Actually not a bad fight
>>748990943I came in 1st. Bots came in 8th, 10th, and 12th.Against my better judgement we'll be joining >>748990628
>>748991115>still room for meI was already mentally prepared to go back to Fortnite.
Randos had to carry us that time lol.Least I can jump
>>748991186We've been 2 manning this whole time and been doing alright. More fun today than yesterday when it was sweat central
>>748989665Many turns in Crossworlds aren't meant to be taken at full speed. If you're not holding the inner line, let off the gas. Or get a higher handling stat, 100 handling being able to take most turns at full speed is one of the strongest aspects of HRE and Evolution gadgets.No I will not play your game.
The strong looking team has wack jumps, I checked closely this time.Flip em out!
>>748991454Stop feeding the schizo.
>>748991186>FortniteThat'll come for me later. I had a pretty good hunting session earlier.
>megabro dies
>>748991475We were boned if one of their guys didn't get 12thMotherfucking servers
>>748991507I still haven't found a single Klombo.
>>748991817I'll give it a race before posting the code. Should have an invite Jokerbro
>jesus girl>over 20k racesYeah, girl, you need Jesus alright.
>>748992128Thanks, i'll play for a few more before hopping off. Starting to play like shit for some reason
This game is just a cycle of getting to the final straight and getting fucked by items so your 1st place turns into 7th or getting stuck in the pack in the back 9th-12th and never being able to catch up ever. Maybe once in a while you'll get first and feel good before it all goes to shit again
Of course a tornado hits me the moment I use my boost. Thanks for the carry team.
>try tricking off the radical highway bridge ramp side to get more tricks>go so high I go out of bounds>finish lastI'm never trying that again
>>748992574That rail is a very "funny" beast
>>748992078Because their rates are shit. I got those via trading. I did kill someone with the normal klombo yesterday though which made me chuckle
>>748992574It works if you turn off earlier and can pay off hugely, but it's still horribly inconsistent since you can bump a wall and lose the ability to air trick.My usual result this festival was getting slapped back down to the ramp at 0 speed and being unable to accelerate uphill.
>>748989665>thread gets deleted for being a general>go into a different thread to post your shitjust give up man, no one cares about your mobileslop
>1st right before finish line>use boost>glove>use another to recover>glove>use the last one>one of those geyser makes me jump and my boost does shit while I'm on the air floating in the same place>11th
Twice I thought the light blue ghost was ours and ran right into it.Also the highest jumper got 10 more than me. I can only imagine they did some extra on the water part cause other than that I thought I flipped lots...truck time
>huh wonder why the race hasn't started>check tv>com errorAh...that checks out. Code doko?
>>748990123It's always the animesque festivals that are brutal.The only other Top 100 titles I have aside from Puyo Puyo is Minecraft and Spongebob, and the only other one I was intentionally aiming for was Spongebob.I'd be fearful for Sakura Wars content getting added, but I don't think the majority of people who play this game also know what Sakura Wars is.>spoilerI know that feel, just started BA a few days ago and it sucks I won't be getting Miku at all. Pouring all my Pyroxene into getting Swimsuit Nagusa in the meantime.
>get slimed and gloved and drilled in the last straight>still bopped the TTV team
Somehow we crushed those sweats with just 3 of us. Very good revenge match, Stormbot did his job.Invite not working?
>>748993059The only one I got was Majima's. And I don't even care about that character since I haven't play any Yakuza game. That festival was an empty desert if I was able to get that without even trying.
>>748993297Ah.Ok, Code is 66688670,
>>748993059Its boggles me how badly Sega fumbled the Sakura Wars IP when it was one of their biggest IPs during the Saturn/Dreamcast era. Guess it died along with the Dreamcast and the 2019 reboot didn't really help to revive the franchise
>half lap gap>they always do this after lap 2>never from lap 1I'm reporting again. Fuck these faggots.
I was wrong about monster truck frenzy making frontrunning worse earlier, obviously so.Of course it helps them, nothing can hit them during it, while the pack gets bounced around like mad
Championships will do nothing to show the shit these faggots are doing to the game>all of them close together since they love time trialing online>map will never show the gap because they'll never get gaped against each other>game is fine no fix needed
>>748993917I still hope to at least hear some confused commentary about why everyone is in a Minecart with the same 4 gadgets.
>1st>no item to take shortcut>fuckedI don't even know why the fuck I like this game.
>4th>glove>Amigo in 5th>>>>>>>>truckHaha okay.>>748993059I think I'm up to 9 top 100 titles. Only 2 of them were actual titles I wanted. >spoilerI'm at least fortunate enough to cope by having Biri-biri and >14. Best of luck trying to get sNagi next bluefes. It took my ass 70k to get spooked by sHosh back in 2023 and that was before bluefes banner reruns were a thing.
Rush, I need you to rush a little more ok?
>>748994182>using rush
>4Their majima let them down hard, lmao>>748994236He may be old, dumb, and a bit slow! ___
>1st or 2nd last shortcut>no boost so I take the curve>drilled from behind with no warning the moment I exit the curveAlways in the same fucking place. I hate these fucking items.
>>748994458Maybe I was too harsh on the lad
>x9It's not about needing the points. It's about not letting others get them.
>double truck small hallwayThey fucking deserved that and worse. What a fucking race.
>fell off the bridge twice and ended up in 12th>seperated from pack for the rest of the race so could only get 3 taps>still got 3rd at the end because I got laser into drill and truck in the final straightFINALLY I KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO STEAL
LOBBY?
>tangle comes out of nowhere at 3000mph and steals our 1st and 2nd
>Miku uses her truck before the cut>smile>"You're gonna love this">the moment it ends I pop my own truck and land on her after the last jumpCOMING IN HOT
Come to think, this wannabe Treble ought to have a roar horn, obviously.Meta builds and migus are so common I can't tell at a glance anymore when we encounter sweats
>>748995217full rn :(
Didn't the jannies let there be an AIslop general for like 3 years
THESE are sweats.
>>748995759Yeah, this one's boned
>>748995814
>get trucked on the curve next to the grass>immediately grind to a halt>12thAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>74899581430 percent!
Why is everyone so much better this time?
>damn these items are ass>hit by a dark chao>triple boost + single boost + laserYeah, that just might help. >>748995759We're pretty sweaty ourselves.
>>748996015still lobby dodging, they can keep that loss
>>748996053>We're pretty sweaty ourselves.Not by choice tho.
>>748996078IT WAS A MISTAKE, I SHOULD HAVE KEPT THE DEVILS I KNEW
>>748996053I WAS JOKING
is there an actually good voiced dlc mod yet
>>748996078Ready for round 2? 1hp mode?
I HAD FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTINVINCIBLE TORNADOOOOOOOOOOFUCK YOU FUCK YOU WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
>1st and at their ass all race>faggotmiku goes out of his way to truck me>12th>can barely recoverKeep it. Your life depends on those points.
>all 3 Mikus holding a tornadoHey I'm curious if any of these guys made it into the tournament. You know, I just might go personally to cheer for them. Yeah. Let me go meet my heroes.
I love how my invincibility runs out the second an item is about to hit me at the end of a race and finish at the bottom
>>748996518What I always find funny about these assholes is, if they're THAT good at being fast and gaping... Why do they need to also bag?You can see them behind most of 1st lap, then they go ahead 2nd and 3rd lap and disappear into the distance if/when you let them.
hello.summon item box.that is all.
Any open spots? I need muh points
j-jumps?;_;
Yeeeeeah, I'm not going out of my way to do double my tricks. Sorry but I'm not that good.
I just want to play arle in a truck...
>forget to change my gadgets>meh just gotta get 1st and hope everyone places well>get 1st>that placing
Well, we got jumps that time.I hate drills
>>748997017>12thGonna be real with you chief, I was better off bagging.
>red glove behind>boost and shield in hand>mash button to use boost and then shield>boost comes out>...>red glove hits later>shield never activatedWhat the fuck you fucking game. I was fucking 1st.
>lost big>mystic jungle option AGAINplease no
Fell into 12th and realized there was no way to catch up so I figured I might as well spam jumps to help. Looks like it worked.
>Network errorGuess I'll wait for an invite.
Sorry, but I cannot be seen losing in Kronos.>x9
>>748997635I do that sometimes too on REALLy bad races>>748997642Sent, but code is>>748993349
>win 1>here's your sweatfest
>>748997798casuals don't play this game anymore.Only hardcore 24/7 streamer trannies
Bit more like it
PS5 emulation is progressing so quick, you can boot up the CNT build of Crossworlds with graphics and all.Sadly there's no way to play the build since it's online focused.
>>748997860Can the next kart racing game be sweats free? Maybe don't put fucking leaderboards everywhere? Devs? You reading? FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT.
>>748998053I've never seen the CNT before, looks weird having it so empty
>>748998053That's pretty damn cool though.>Sadly there's no way to play the build since it's online focused.That sucks.>>748997860True that. Oh well.
>see the bar filling early in donpa>huh? Where are you guys jump-OH SHIT
>almost all race in 1st>fucking the fricking creeperfucker all race>still bothering me>i get hit once by ghost at lap 3>race ended
>>748998109Wouldn't make a difference. There's too many neets out there who no life this shit looking to optimize the fun out of the game.But really the reason Crossworlds does so badly with it is they devs barely patch the game. There really should be a lot more gadget buffs.
when does the festival end?
>>748990123At least I actually got the win streak twice this festival. The Arle fest win streak was actually miserable to the point two of my friends gave up
>>74899855323 hours from now
>>748997860They must be earning millions.
GGs Megabro, Sagebro, Arlebro, and the Bigbro from earlier. Last one from me today. Getting sleepy and playing worse and hitting walls. Had a good time
>>748998685>they have even higher viewersOh, sorry. My mistake.
>>748998685Not a good look Stormbros
>>748998685>fat>filipinoYup, thats about what I expected
>>748998745GGs, Jokerbro. Don't know if you're new to the game, but those were some fine races.
>>748998745GGs NIGGER (positive)!>>7489933493/4
>>748998786>>748998815I swear to god I didn't even look at the thumbnails. Dear lord.
>>748998745GGs homie
what build do I run for super collision boost
>>748999051>faggotpickup
>>748999051Collision Boost (of course)Acceleration Character KitSlipstream BountyIs probably the easiest, especially in powec ar
>>748994126I've gotten only two top 100 titles. SpongeBob and NiGHTS. And that's just because I was fortunate enough to be unemployed at the time.
>>748999123Would you prefer I drive the train
>>748999051I usually go withCollision boostCollision evolutionRing gain mini boostExtended slipstreamandslipstream bounty
>>748999051What the other anon said (consider Collision Evolution over Slipstream Bounty), or replace ACK with Tech Drift + Collision Evolution (what I usually use)
>slimed and trucked right at the end when I was 1st with boost and omochao in hand
I think all four of us were in front before that slime/truck combo.Wow.>>748999135Also, when you have a choice in who to collide with, prioritize teammates. +2 to your team is far better than +1 to you and an opponent team
>>748987269We back!35320217
Lobby dodging this one FO SHO (gotta [PEE] too)
The intro song of this game still haunts me. how the fuck they mess it up so bad, most modern sonic intros are kino
>>748999460waitan
Almost winnable, despite their crazy gap lap 2...not that I care to try against them again
>1st after exiting crossworlds>no one ahead of me>see placement>4th>what the fuck?.png>see map>sweats half lap aheadOh, so that's why you guys were frontrunning from the beginning.
are we in standard lobby
>world matchNIGGA MY RANK!
I am very surpised it let me cancel that long after picking world match LOL
I BEAT A WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP FINALISTFUCK YEAH
>>748998838I am, I bought the game when it was last on sale a few weeks ago. Enjoying it though I'm still learning and getting used to most of the tracks (also I don't have DLC so the DLC stages always trip me up). Will be around tomorrow to play too, I always like playing games with /v/ anons since it's rare that people play video games together on the video games board these days
For Tap Boost btw, it's actually better to take Collision Boost off, cause it interferes with tapping teammates
>>748999520I love backing out to the title screen ten times in a row to get the instrumental version. Really glad I completed the single player for this.
>>748999780
>>748999820I just use my drive in a stragiht line build
>>748999885>Hyper Ring EngineHey we got a free thinker over here.
Are all the lobbies full then
>>749000013Im not original.I just drive man
All those ghosts after our asses and still not enough
Nailed it
those were very well timed team boosts
>side by side with the doctor>combo'd to death entering last 300m
>>749000051try >>748999460
>>749000076It ain't original, but it's true. You're a faggot.
>clear shot at a come-from-behind first>someone swerves in front of me with a tornado
>>748999885ERRRM ACKSHUALLY, regular ring engine and 130 rings would be better for that build than Hyper Ring Engine
>>749000169Says it's full
>>749000219Cool I'll try that
PERFECT PLAN (luck on my end)>>749000415Good work, and don't let that one anon get to you, use what you like
>x9LOCK IN
WE DID IT (thanks for carry)
I wasn't scared shitless during that final stretch.
>>749000523>1st>truck everyone while taking the shortcut>tornado the ones who got left behind>1stDidn't even notice the x9. I'm always locked in.
Once upon a time I could semi-consistently ghost dodge by instinct. Then I lost it. Then I practiced it for a good hour straight.Never got it back
>>749000810Team boosting through works just fine in my book though
>>748999780>>748999836Thank fuck i played it windowed so you can see the time and also took a screenshot of my lobby post race with my crown cause otherwise i didnt take an screenshot of the results lol
>>749001117Anon, I was kidding. You didn't had to post anything, I did believe you.
>>749001117
air trick time
>Metal had a shield for my truckI made you. I CAN FUCKING UNMAKE YOU
Just two more taps would've done it
It doesn't hurt losing against those faggot sweats. It hurts losing against those faggot sweats when that was clearly ours.
>ADD REIMUI agree.
>>749001448Not enough to forgive being beaten though
>use laser way in goo>takes me out of it and through the regular track>use slicer against turtlefucker>instant green glove in my ass from nowhere>the fucking turtle recovers faster than me
I have no idea how to do an air trick build
>forget to change my gadgets>oh no, whatever will I do>bag my way to 2nd (would've been 1st but the little rat had a shield)
>>749001656Just copy mine and it'll work.Lap 1 and 2 you wanna hunt chances to sneak in air tricks, like slowing down a bit on water.
>more sweats as a cherry on top after that last one
God bless laser. Good work team.
That motherFUCKER tornado-ing on that jump.Eat shit, scum! Objective win
>Everyone on team boost state>Megabro still gets hit by slime
>>749001726Told you, fuckers.Also I hate that extreme slow down when you're in 1st.>1st about to reach finish line>faggot strolls by my side stealing my place
It speaks for itself.Some of these people should be committed for a psyche evaluation. I'm not joking. There has to be something wrong in your head if you're grinding a children's kart racing video game this hard for this long.
>>749001656Max air tricks: Boost Character Kit, Air Trick Expert, 1 flex slot95-100% of the performance but more build freedom: Air Trick Expert, Air Trick Adept, 3 flex slots
All hail the eggman empire (and arle)
Thanks for the carry team. I got raped by the slime before last big jump.>fighting for my life to reach finish line while fucking everyone around me>"I got a good top place for sure">9th or somethingI don't know why I thought I was much more ahead.
>>749002114Shut up and git gud
>>749001920>lost our streak on the x9
>>749002379Skill doesn't factor into what I said you retard.
>>749002386THAT WAS A 9X?
>the ttv lostall that matters
1 jump away from a boost at the end, but not enough, get TRUCKED
>>749001723>>749001919why does your car say pee
>glove amigo after his team boost ends>he doesn't slow down>lose by 1 point
>want to go for 15 minutes to eat>don't want to lose my spot in the team
>>749002585It's our team flag.We're the Golden Downpour!
>>749002749name could use work. I want somelthing stronger than a "Golden Shower" that still rolls off the tongue nicely.Truck time btw
>>749002639It took 3 matches but we finally got our revenge
I equipped the wrong plate sorry
Should I come back to play more or play worse games?
>>749002883It happens. I did that an hour or two ago myself
>all race in top>last curve>2nd and about to reach 1st thanks to ghost>rain of items>11th
A truck tap on Steampunk City shot me to the moonthat would've been a nice 20 air tricks if the objective didn't change
>com errorfug, I was overdue for one I guess
Nooo we lost omegabro
>one bad tap and I'm sending out of track at ocean's view middle shortcut>laser takes me from WAY IN the grass out of it to the longer path
I knew we weren't getting touches that time, the way me and Eggman threw each other off the edge in Roulette Road.I still had a touch of hope at the end though
after the bot team won objective earlier I was expecting more from that vectorbot
Oh yes, sweats. Just what we need.
Gonna disassociate these next few minutes then lobbydodge
Did that guy's truck behind me start before I hit my shield and last until AFTER IT WORE OFF?Probably not, but I'm pissed anyways.>>749003390was a lie, I still tried :(
>perfect aim with a bomb right when they most needed it.https://litter.catbox.moe/n73avokbkrdq5cpe.mp4
>>749003683By this games standards, bombs are very fair.But they're still a huge culprit for ruining so many races
We were doing too good, SEGA had to stop us
Don't forget, she's in.
Metal host hereThis one's gonna be the last match for me as it's getting late for me.
>try coral jump lap 1>fail>try coral jump lap 3>failI should've kept my 1st and try the regular road.
Gapping people is a strange and new feeling for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9A6788MNjk
>>749003948gg's, it's been fun
>>749003948I could do with a half hour break to go eat something. I can come back after that if there's some room in bro's lobby.
I really dislike the frenzy that makes everyone a monster truck
>>749003956>succeeded both times >felt like I was flying An egg with wings some might say
>>749003948GGs! (I'm Metal though?)
>>748973560>>festival upFor who? Bayo? Fuck I gotta reinstall
>>749003997I'm pretty hungry myself, and I'm going for a while today so I'll break to eat after this race
If anyone makes lobby, count me in. Gonna join for 1-1.5h(Yes, I'm that addicted)
>>749003948GGs clankers, comfy night
>>749004016Strange isn't it!>>749003980>>749003997GG's
>>749004186>>749004204
Alright, time to munch on something.Should probably open your own lobby in the meanwhile
gg!
ggs anons, will check back later if there's anyone up late, if not I'll be back tomorrow
New lobby up42118764
The time has come and so have I.[/spoiler] Because I just finished with jorking it
>>749004204GGs, Metalbro.If you guys keep playing, can you save me a spot. Please. I'll be back in a few minutes.
Thanks for hosting Metal. GGs to you, Sage, and Arle.Guess I'll take over hosting duty in like 30 minutes or so.
>>749004317Ack spoiler fail
>>749004316I was actually about to stop as well until I saw the invite. I'll stick around till the end of air tricks at least.
Someday I will do a proper Boo dodge with Boost...
>got pushed into the Chao Park shortcut and fell to my deathThanks for the undeserved x9 carry
>>749004495Well good thing you did or you would've missed that absolute curbstomping for the x9Good shit, lads
>>749004738I would've missed getting repeatedly bombed in 11th-12th the following race too.But hell yeah that 9x was sick
>>749004721Smartsteering tech, my brother. Use it.
>>749004943smartsteering?
>>749004935Gotta love talking shit and getting repeatedly humbled for it.
The food has been devoured on my end
>>749004989Basically Noobie option, which is auto-turned off in WM, but works in Fests. You won't lose rings if hitting borders nor getting pushed into off-road (unless team boost). You can still use off-road shortcuts if you have boosts. But on some obstacles, it's better to turn it off (Aqua forest ring shortcut or last Kronos shortcut)
We lost by one point, but braking to glove shitver took him from 1st to 11th, so actually we won.
>>749004989It's on the pause menu.Prevents you to fall to pits, useful for really thight turns and also incredibly janky when used with super collision boost lap 2
>>749004721there's a chao park shortcut?
Anyone have a lobby up?
>>749005486It's one of the most useless shortcuts in the game. Like off the platform on the left in the final stretch
Just opened a random stream on pootube and saw the /v/ lobby killing them. Nice.>>749005627We'll be back in a bit. Should be 3/4 when it opens
From 1 fucking sweat team to another
>lobby is full
>open fortnite to check shop>cute girlDon't know who this is since it's been years since last time I watched a new anime, but she cute. Playing Fortnite while being a poorfag is hell every time a cute skin comes to the shop.Also I'm back from eating, so if you guys have room in your lobby send me an invite or let me know if you're full so I can go cry in a corner or something.
>>749005710Ok, lobby's not up yet, so there's roomShould I host, Eggman? I'm fine either way
Lets talk about Sonurge
>>749005710Arrived just in time>shower finished>threw food in the ovenI'll send invites and posts a code after this post
>>74900579748327915
>receive invite from blazebro>megabro also sent invite
HOLY SHIT SUCK MY FUCKING DICK YOU 8 RE RETARDS https://files.catbox.moe/hhx7a6.mp4Goood fucking job Team Dark and Arle
Holy shit I can't believe that drill took me through the entire fucking pac maze, that was nuts
>>749005873The game said you were offline and I didn't think it would work
>>749005876THIS ANON DOESN'T NEED A LICENSE TO DRIVE A SANDWICH!!!
>>749005876HOLY BASED.
>>749005876Joining team Eggman, as well as Team Dark?What a slut!
>>749005840>fullAAAAAAHHHHH
this game is wack
Lobbies?
>>749006252Hitting that horn praying for a miracle
Can any of the non-EU team Dark host a lobby?I'd rather play vs Exponso or Blessed. I saw all of these names on Tuesday-Friday night, then on Saturday at 8 am and then 8 pm.Heck I will even turn VPN but split tunneling doesn't work anymore on my vpn propely, so no posting here
>>749006252Seems about right
>com errorI take it I was the only one? If so maybe Metal should host.
>up to a minute to find match>oh no>timed outI saw that coming.
>>749006414Aye aye Cap'n25587577 (4/4 rn)
>>749006334I'll host since the one is full91605338
I need fresh Air. Gotta rejoin Team Dark after 1 game
Reminder, I'm out after air tricks (i.e. this race)t. Rouge
>change my plate since objective about to change>find new lobby fast enough to not change yetOk, back to tricks.
>>749006535916053382/4
>>749006567One too late.>>749006581GG's bro, it's always a pleasure
Didn't even notice that both teams were sweats until after race was almost done. Fuck these faggots.
We'd have won if I just gave up on racing entirely to farm more jumps, damn. Got trucked into 11th anywaysDodging that
>>749006567>>749006730Nevermiiiind
That's why the game took us out before that race. Just so it could match us against those sub-humans who don't have anyone else to play with.
>Top 10 is 43k
>our rando cream ran HRE instead of air tricks and cost us the objectiveyeah okay>>749006730Likewise, GGs Team Dark. Best of luck with your races.
They didn't look like the type to gap, so I noticed WAYYY too late.
Barely won there
>drilled>drilled>trucked>all at the final stretch from the cpu teamI slowed down too much trying to help anon. Won't happen again.
>>749006581GGs Rouge. May have won it if that Cream random had not botched up on air tricks. May have to find another lobby with more people in it Omega. If they're not already full
421187642/4
>>7490065353/4>>749006979I didn't think we'd make it but I'll take it
>>749005650>Just opened a random stream on pootube and saw the /v/ lobby killing them. Nice.
>>749006978Same people.Let's go frontrunning from the start this time and crush em
immediate dcgreat game
>1st>win objective>we still lose>they get 3rdThey can all suck my dick. I won that, and they getting 3rd was the cherry on top.
>>749007015:((Thats Shadowbro)
SAGE YOU ARE A GOD.>>749007052I'll dig through the video history between matches to post results. I'm pretty sure they suck, so it's not really a big deal for /ourguys/ to beat them.
>>749006535Well 2/4 right now
>>749007227wait did we not win after all? No crowns...
>>749007261Im waiting to get back innn
>clipped into the fucking ground while being a Monster Truck in White Cave >get nothing but KBB, Slime, and Boos Wisps in 12th placeI'd have quit right then and there if we had lost that one. But guess we're done anyway. GGs, Omega
>team boost ends RIGHT before finishing crossing the shortcut>I was 1st>all the way down to fucking hell for that
>>749007210Shit lemme remake it29595083
>>749007452>>749007452>>749007452
>>749007398I'm mad at the opposite, I really REALLY wanted to truck them but they team boosted right before I landed on them
Cmon. I needed that 2nd win in a row
