Dating

simulators

>>748976734
for losers who will never go on a real date.
not too bright there are ya

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Milking your cowgirl who made you dinner.

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I milked cows when i was a kid (grew up in the countryside). It doesn't work like OP's webm.

>>748976734
>Dating simulators are for loser men who can't get a GF
Incorrect
>Dating simulators are for women to know how to be more of an ideal GF for men
correct (ignore all the murderous yanderes (or don't))

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>Hi there Mr. Human
>its a pleasure seeing you again

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>>748977447
AVOID buncels at all costs. Trust me. Worst mistake of my life.

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>>748977015
Excuse me, Sprung for the Nintendo DS was educational software to teach children how to date

>>748976734
>>748977194
why does it have that title when the cow's name is Veronica?

>>748977194
>>748976734
Needed to have sloshing sounds.

>>748976734
>>748977194
>>748978152
FUCK i meant to say, why does it have that title if the name of the cow is MOLLY?

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>>748978219
I dunno. Could be a reference to a song or something.

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>tfw no yandere catgirl gf

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>>748978152
>>748978219
>>748978508
>this board is so full of underage they don't even remember gang weed

Not cow enough

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Getting raped by your crazy rabbit neighbor. who's never spoken to a human before, until they met (You) and instantly became obsessed.

>>748979762
I hope he does another "how i met your mother" video

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>>748976734
You wouldn't get it