Alright finally convinced to play Hogwarts Legacy>huge and well realized castle>90% of the game happens on the outside>you attend each class once>the rest of the game is ubisoft tier tame wasting out in the hillsAre there any recommended mods?
>>748994137Yeah, play a female and grab all the makeup and nude mods.Last I recall, they added a built-in mod market you can access from the menu.
>>748994137grab every customization mod you can
>no wizard chess>no gobstones>no curfew
>>748994127oh my gosh
Will Legacy 2 restore all the shit they cut from one like romances and actual RPG mechanics?
>>748994279I fucking hope they restore the cut shit and expand it
>>748994279Hopefully we get romance back
They are working on the sequel, what do you want them to improve the most?For me it's the actual school experience, doesn't really feel like you are a student
>>748994328
>>748994137>Chad Thunderwand
Well, /v/?
>>748994279Surely yes. Unironically, women being the main fanbase should help them add the RPG and romance in.
>>748994137I recorded a vid explaining what we da gamers want from Hogwarts Legacy 2
>>748994364Choose
>>748994415Ginny is adorable but only one of these girls has the chance of calling me a slur while I’m balls deep inside her so…
>>748994361>what do you want them to improve the mostcompanions all the way
>>748994137https://files.catbox.moe/724riu.webmhttps://files.catbox.moe/2dv2rl.webm
>>748994446curtains because its inbetween fancy but not super masculine looking
>>748994275>Two of the links are brokenAnyone know an alternative image searching whatever you call it?
>>748994415I choose Hermione
>>748994415Left for marrying, right for shagging when the weekend comes around.
>>748994446First, her maintaining her fivehead is vital.
>>748994361More time spent in the Classroom, more spells, less Ancient Magic.
>>748994371Voldemort sucks as a villain because his "let's kill all muggles" isn't backed by anythingThere's no conflict, the muggles don't even know the wizards exist, its racial hatred motivated by absolutely nothing (because rowling, being a shitlib, believes racists to be irrational crazy actors)So instead of a scary villain utterly motivated to his cause he looks like a random sperg, sperging out.
>>748994446Obviously the forehead one
Why does he keep doing it
>>748994137>Are there any recommended mods?I had these 2 installed>Companions Modhttps://www.nexusmods.com/hogwartslegacy/mods/706>NPC Schedule Enhancedhttps://www.nexusmods.com/hogwartslegacy/mods/907Also used this for a whilehttps://www.nexusmods.com/hogwartslegacy/mods/308
>>748994446First is first yearSecond one is afterwards until like book 6 in which its the last one.
>>748994361how would they really make it though? the books and movies don't really go into detail in a lot of these things, you can't really make new classes without massive creative liberty or whateverdoing that multiple times across multiple spells or subjects that most people won't want to spend time with is a pipe dream but god i wish they would make it
Should Hogwarts Legacy 2 stay in the 19th Century or move to the Modern Day?
>>748994361Not to be that guy but cut out all the wokeslop.I would not be mad at all if they copy+pasted the hogwarts castle and combat system.Improve the surrounding landscape/map. It doesn't need to be as stupidly big as it was, make it more dense with interesting things. Let us ride the damn train.RPG/branching story.
>>748994415It’s hilarious how in literally any other work, Ginny would’ve been the undisputed best girl.>redhead >childhood friend >athletic >tomboy >loyal as fuckBut Rowling gave so little of a shit about her that Malfoid utterly mogs her as a potential love interest.
>Malfoid never developers a patronus because Harry always was there to protect her>"I have no need for such a ridiculous spell...because he'll always be there to protect me"my hart...
>>748994735It should go to the 80's.
>>748994518Lets try this againhttps://gofile.io/d/EQRTrmoh
I kneel, /v/...
>>748994748How much interaction does Ginny even have with Harry. I remember the relationship coming out of the blue back when I read the books.
>>748994735It doesn't make any difference unless they actually move the story into modern settings which nobody wants.
https://files.catbox.moe/yb50gi.webp
>>748994640
Fanfic art > Cute art >>>>>>> porn artThis trend is for muh feelings, not muh dick.It jerks off the heart.
>>748994890Barely any, but Rowling clearly wanted to make sure everyone married into the Weasely family by the end.
>>748994890I only remember her introduction where she was super shy around Harry and George and Fred were teasing her about it.
>>748994921>tanned>thinks that the highborn would ever sully her skin by developing a tan
>>748994943Based, porn is still nice tho.
These are the only essential mods. Otherwise you just get all the cosmetics, qol and content mods if you want.
i've yet to see one of the artists who are being targeted for drawing malfoid simply reply something like "she's cute, i draw her, there's nothing more to it than that"it's not that hard, instead of getting into arguments on what it means or whatever
Is the mod who deletes these threads asleep or something Not that I'm complaining
>>748994361Not having 80% of the population be jeets, nogs or chinks would be a start, but obviously that isn't going to happen.
>>748994137>>you attend each class once>>the rest of the game is ubisoft tier tame wasting out in the hillsAnon we told you about about it two years ago
>>748994943Just have two separate Malfoid universes, serious and smutty
>>748994943Based?
>>748994615or possibly, sperDEH around
>>748994721Idk, I want to feel like I'm roleplaying as an actual student, not playing open world slopa
>>748995049shhh do not say "he who must not be named"
>>748995029Their 1st mistake was posting HP on Bluesky. Their second mistake was engaging. They will either learn or grovel and get canceled anyway.
>>748994415My murderous psychopath wife Poppy.
>>748994735I would only want to go post hp if they give us sectumsempraotherwise I think it'd be cool to continue exploring different eras in the past
>>748994768I also prefer this one.1/4
>>748995127
>>748995141procreating with Poppy while my best friend Sebastian cheers me on
>>748995076No reason both can't exist in the same universe.
>>7489951862/4
>>748994279No, they'll add more Ubisoft far cry map icons.
>>748994415Potter going for Ginny is like Ichigo with OrihimeSo fucking gay and lame
>>748995141Needs more art
>>7489952523/4
It's time to admit that the movies were better.
>>748994615>So instead of a scary villain utterly motivated to his causeVoldemort isn't an ideologue like Grindelwald, retard.
>>748994768
>>748994361>what do you want them to improve the most?Make Bully: Hogwarts
Fem Sebastian?
>>748994748You just reminded me of another redhead waifu that was utterly wasted due to shitty writing.
malfoy ojou-sama
We can do it, we have the technology
>>7489953164/4The peacock patronus is such a perfect symbolic choice too. Some comment said that " unintentionally captured everything Malfoy/Malfoid is, a frail bird that spreads out its tail feathers to both appear both intimidation and to attract a mate," and thats just so good.
>>748995304Hey, Orihime actually had interactions with Ichigo AND she has big tits.
>>748995319Which makes him lamer because there is a veneer of ideology of who surrounds him but nothing is ever done with that.So he's just the joker, but without a nose.
>>748995186Why are the time jannies in Harry Potter?
>>748995328Wouldn't that just be his retarded sister?
>>748995304>ichiruki fags still malding
>>748995328I know people hate on the story but I actually liked him and his plot
>>748994361Just make a Persona game.
>>748994651God bless Japan
>>748995143Hogwarts Legacy kinda did already with the Diffindo Spell.
>>748995137they're targeted on twitter too, and for some of them it's their main platformall im saying it, it's really simple to not feed the drama, just say you draw her cause you like how she looks, end of story
>HAAARRRYYYY ARE YOU MAKING MALFOID THREADS AGAIN>THE MALFOID THREADS THAT KEEP HITTING BUMP LIMIT AND ANGER THE JANNIES>HAAARRRRYYYYYY
>>748995412Those are dementors you fuckwit
>>748995379If Harry gets a blonde it's going to be Luna.
>>748995437oh I haven't unlocked it yet my bad
>>748995334>le all-around perfect girl that is actually insecurekysShe's a one-note character made to die.
I love how artists are making every one of malfoy's quotes into innuendo
>>748995470>dumbledore whispered calmly
>>748994735It should be set in the 17th century. Elizabethan/Caroline England was kino.
>>748994615Imagine not even understanding a villain as simple as Voldemort and then going further to desperately try to tie it to your real world politics. Sad.
>>748994615HPMOR fixed that, Tom Riddle became immortal and his only fear was world being turned into a wasteland with nukes. So he invented a caricature incompetent tortures-underlings cartoon villain Voldemort to then appear under a different persona and become the hero, unite magic world as a benevolent war hero dictator and push to take over muggles 'for their own (his) safety'. But bumbling Ministry fools didn't appreciate a cool good wizard antihero so he just kept at the cartoon villain roleplay toying with Dumbledore until the harry incident.
>>748995214There's honestly no realistic point in the book canon where Harry and Malfoid can get up to all this horny stuff, as soon as they could realistically fall for each other it's all brutally taken away in book 6That's why I place all the smut in a separate universe where nothing happens in book 4 and they just study at Hogwarts
>>748995470ONE QUINTILLION POINTS TO GRIFFYNDOR
>>748995420This except it should be bully
>>748995479Luna is lame.
>>748995304>it’s gay to go for a hot redhead with huge tits that also has no problems trying to get you a harem if you wanted Then I’m a straight up homosexual if that’s the case.
>>748995186>>748995252>>748995316>>748995381Cinema. JK was so bad at writing romance, she could've made it so damn good.I think an Doe deer would've been better though to really lean into her loving Harry and seeing him as her 'light' and his being a stagPeacock is good too though
>twintails fivehead drillfang malfoidI don't think the school could handle this
Reminder that our OC in Hogwarts Legacy has killed WAY MORE people than Voldy Butt has.Piles of Corpses just littered across rural Scotland.
>>748995587If only Ginny was this based
>the room of requirement where the requirement is you can't leave until you have sexThe doujins write themselves
>>748994980She just went to Ibiza to ask the Spanish ladies for uno beero por favor.
>>748995547The simple solution is they have smutty wetdreams of each other.
>>748995417>I know people hate on the storyHalf of the release threads were anons being total fags for Sebastian and defending all his retarded decisions with a deep passion, anon.
>>748995492Who hurt you, anon?
>>748995575You take that back!
>>748995538>HPMORKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>748995581this is easily my favourite interpretation of how the hairstyle might change over time, especially with the expression changing too as everything becomes more miserable and stressful
>>748995618Poachers and goblins aren't people.
>>748995470>THE MINISTRY IS ASKING WHERE ARE THE THREADS THEY PAID FOR>HARRY, FILCH CANNOT KEEP UP WITH YOUR SPAM>3 DAYS TO YOU AND 300 POINTS FROM RAVENPUFF
>>748994361>>748994603the problem is, if you lean into being a student and having to attend classes it basically makes any story progress really slowly because you would actually have to turn the game into a >night, sleep>wake, goto class, learn spellsWhich sounds amazing in practice but I think normies would get bored of an actual school experience.
>>748994446All three are perfect.
>>748995575How dare you?
>>748995767if Persona can do it, harry potter can do it
>>748995618The blood is on Ranrok's hands
>>748995753Poppy said calmly.
>>748995806first stage: bratty, heavily influenced by prejudicesecond stage: hard to approach, get easily annoyed.third stage: silent. have many complicated thoughts.
>>748995765>Ravenpuff
>>748995767But the story IS the classroom, with some occasional danger from something terrible hidden in the school breaking out.
>>748995575no
Few days ago I thought this is getting out of hand because I saved a hundred Malfoids. Now I have a thousand wtf
>>748994861we must reach portkey games and tell them what we want out of the game. We want waifus & husbandos & social links like Persona.
I love how the draco eating apple meme has come full circle
>>748995846it's the same picture
>>748995904>social links like PersonaI'd take a large amount of romanceable companions yeah
>>748995818Persona is M rated despite how camp it is. Harry Potter is for 11 year olds
MY FUCKING HERO, RON WEASLEY
>>748995381That's cool and all but what is she planning to do about Voldy? Patronus is not an offensive spell against mages.
>>748995520Alright, maybe it's because I have read the books too many years go, maybe I don't remember.Why do the death eaters follow this random schizo then?If not for this nebolous goal? Don't they massacre muggle villages?
>>748995870The houses were too irrelevant to stand on their own so they were forced to merge, it was only a marginal improvement.
>>748995954If canon Ron actually did this, how bro-tier would he be?
>>748994137Since I think the vibes are kinda off if this isn't the case, is voldemort female too in this alt text?She'd definitely be creepy.
MINE NOW DEMIGUISE
>>748995846>>748995925Just, cool it with the anti semitic remarks
Ravenbros, it hurts being in this House sometimes.I just wanted to learn cool magic stuff.
>>748995186>>748995252>>748995316>>748995381This just makes me wish there'd be an actual canon Potterverse manga. Preferably with a completely original story and cast. Japs love it over there, I'm shocked there hasn't been one yet.
>>748995989Samwise tier.
>>748995618That's right. I did.
>>748995895Yeah that would be good. I think modern games really bloody struggle with just having a simple danger, yknow?Like we don't need to be fighting the secret-never-heard-of-before-darklord from coming back, just have some simple localized dangers and involve the classroom more, bosh, fun>>748995921lots of fanart gives her green eyes but she's meant to have grey eyes...these dang tourists
Art drawn by angsty teenage girls has a certain Je ne sais quoi to it.
>>748995379HNNNNNNNGGGGH
>>748995608Rowling isn't really good at storytelling. She's good at creating settings and characters, but when it comes time to write a plot for those characters to follow, she falls short. Basically an inverted Agatha Christie.
>>748995921Now it's hawt.
>>748995969They do follow him because he's wizard Hitler but they don't know that he's playing the role of wizard Hitler because he wants to be in charge, not because he's personally bought in to all the Hitlerisms.The Death Eaters reeee when Harry points out that Voldemort is a half blood because they don't believe it
>>748995964There’s tons of dementors behind him
>>748996000digits>>748996005no
>>748996027There are a bunch of Harry Potter clones >>748996061TOO MUCHFUCK YOUDELETE THIS
>>748996025Speak for yourself.Damn it feels good to be a ravenchad, a real raven ass nigga plays his gobstones right
>>748995818Persona is bloated garbage, so you're supporting his argument.
>>748996061'tis but a scratch
>>748996086>playing the role of wizard Hitler because he wants to be in chargeWe return to the main problemWe have a nationalist faction but there is no conflict to back it up.I understand Voldemort is a psycho that just wants power, but his movement is based on nothing.
>>748996036Okay, but what if you genderswapped Samwise Gamgee?
>>748996167You're right. Persona 5 should have had no makoto and given Haru all that residual screentime.
>>748996193You expect a leftist like Rowling to make her wizard nazis deep and compelling? No, they're just crazy assholes because that's what she thinks of the real nazis
>>748995575Shut your whore mouth.
Wait a minute, I'm not even a Harry Potter fan
>>748996065Is she good at creating characters, though? Lots of the HP characters (at least in the movies, I'm too adhd to read books and they hurt my eyes) were kinda flat and we never learned much about them. A lot of characters kinda just exist to be there
>>748996027This is the closest one we have. Fun fact: the author made Familiar of Zero because he was REALLY horny for Hermione.
>>748996061She tanked that, r-right?
>>748995381Okay but why is it a male peacock
>>748996241The you have Sam's own chunky thicc redhead wife
>>748996131
>>748996289>pink hairI shan't
>>748996295Female peacocks don't have the feathers that represent her pride and vanity
>>748995806I like how artists interpret her personality throughout the years. Often from a bratty mesugaki to a beautiful ojou-sama
>>748996290>torn clothes>artists doesn't know how sectumsempra curse worksuh oh
>>748996241sam's meaty potatoes
>>748996289>because he was REALLY horny for Hermione.No shit?
>>748996061How mindraped would Harry be if he came across this?
>>748994746You WILL have your designated browns in your British modern fantasy and you will like it, chud
>>748996285That's because, after the second movie, each of the subsequent movies cut out like 30 - 50% of the content of the books to make it fit the screen time. That's why that new HBO Harry Potter series is being made, though they fucked it up out the gate by making Snape black.
>>748996285I'm not one to go to bat for Rowling's mediocre writing, but the films butchered a lot of the books. Ron gets a lot of his accomplishments taken from him and given to Hermione, for example, leaving him as a comic relief loser in the films.
>>748995538>HPMORBased.
weh
So can we get a 5th house now?
>>748996047Green eyes are always better
>>748995969>>748996256>why does guy who wants to rule and obtain power insert himself into existing political/cultural trends to obtain supporthow many fell for it again awards have you obtained
>>748996431
>>748995969>>748996193>Voldemort is a psycho that just wants power, but his movement is based on nothing.That's not his motivation at all. Voldemort was driven by his fear of death, the impetus that started his descent into becoming the dark lord in the first place was the prophecy that he would be killed by a child born on a certain day. Everything he does throughout the books, all the people he enlists like the death eaters, all the deaths and pain he caused was for that end. The Death Eaters want purebloods to reign and the death of all muggles, but Voldemort is consumed by fear and his obsession with immortality.
>>748996359This was from one of his blogposts>April 17th. If Harry Potter had been made in Japan, Hermione probably would have been the main character of "2" (the second installment). I believe this is where the tragedy of Harry Potter lies. The inhabitants of the declining empire are making the wrong things. That is what I think. That glasses-wearing protagonist. What is his deal? Who does he think he is? I do not think we need him. The red-headed whatever. What is his deal? Who does he think he is? He is extremely in the way. Just Hermione is fine. Even though just having her would be fine, because they stay faithful to the original work, it ends up that Hermione does not appear all that much. What is "2" even for? I do not think it is good. Not being able to see Hermione. I think it is an outrageous thing.>A company like Kadokawa should hurry up and buy the Harry Potter copyright with JAPAN MONEY. The title can just be Harry Potter. I do not care about the title at all. They could even change it if they want. Regardless, I want them to quickly make "Hermione and Her Merry Servants". And I want Yamaguchi to be made a servant. I cannot deliver lines very well, so I am fine with the role of Hermione's chair. I am fine being a miserable chair, sitting perfectly still and silent in the classroom.1/2
>>748996289>>748996027There already is one, and it's rather popular in Japan (not as much in the West, but /a/ loves it and I do too). Except instead of wizards, it's demons and the main character was adopted by demon-Dumbledore.
>>748996475What would make for a good fifth house?
>malfoid threads againsupremely based
>>748996475how many fake slytherins would jump ship to say this is their house
>>748996493>into existing political/cultural trendsAgain, I simply do not believe this trend has reason to exist beyond classismThere is no conflict, the muggles don't even know they exist. They are chilling.
*blocks your path*
>>748996092Yes but she can't be dealing with both threads with just a Patronus.
total (((goblin))) death
>>748996475>Stormfrontbravo rowling
>>748996536>Then, she could occasionally hurl verbal abuse at me with her "Leviosa" tone. "You filthy chair! You're touching my butt again today!" "I'm-not-touching-it." "You touched it! See, you touched it! Come to the bathroom!" "Yes..." (spoken ever so weakly). Just a tiny bit of magic is fine. Hmph, she could occasionally fly in the sky or something. I just want them to endlessly show Hermione verbally abusing the chair (me). The chair (me) should feel deeply ashamed of being the chair of a mere thirteen-year-old girl, and blush while feeling that shame. I want to watch a movie like that soon. Or rather, I want to appear in it. To what extent do I want to appear in it? It is no longer just on the level of wanting to be in it. I am prepared to not even shy away from going to war with the UK. Hermione will eventually fall in love, and she might talk about love while lined up next to her lover on the chair. At that moment, this chair will surely gnash its teeth intensely. Hermione might even press their lips together. This chair will burn with intense jealousy. The strong inferiority complex of being a chair and the pitch-black anger towards the scriptwriter will have nowhere to go, and eventually, it will abandon being a chair and stand up strongly. That bastard and Hermione will let out a scream of astonishment. She, a magic academy student who is an extension of a rotten aristocratic society, has probably never imagined a chair rebelling. But, you know, even a chair gets angry when it is time to get angry. Yes, I will do it.2/3 because this was longer than I thought
>>748996251Hifumi should have been Makoto like the original script had her
>>748996570shhh or you'll attract "he who must not be named"
>>748996560gymbros and bimbos
>>748996606Their blood is on Ranrok's hands.
1/4
>If you're gonna molest me, I've already trained myself to like it back at Uncle Vernon's!
>>748996475OC Donutsteel: the house....
>>748996630>I will send her lover flying with a punch, shoot him to death if necessary, bravely snatch her away, and begin to escape. While holding down the violently struggling her, I might do a genital touch or something in the confusion. Regardless, a genital touch, I might do it. My fingers might inadvertently reach her genitals. At that moment, she will let out a long scream, and the teachers who hear it will gather, use magic, and surround me. They will not forgive the chair prostrating itself on the ground in apology, and they will unleash Cerberus on it. Bitten by the phantom beast, as my consciousness fades, I will strongly feel loneliness. At the moment I draw my last breath, she, having realized the chair's love, will take my hand and gently kiss my cheek...>Tears are coming out. I am moved. This movie might end up being a little long. After this, Hermione losing her virginity is a whopping six-hour spectacle. She will be endlessly pierced, and whether from pain or joy, she will shed tears regardless. They will reach the heavens, shine far and wide, and become stars. It is a love song. A love song that reaches the heavens. Ah, a love, song.
>>748996631Trvke hifumi is good
Post more MILFoy
>>748996061https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87167988>January 19, 2021 Huh
>>748996535>That's not his motivation at all. Voldemort was driven by his fear of death, the impetus that started his descent into becoming the dark lord in the first place was the prophecy that he would be killed by a child born on a certain day. Everything he does throughout the books, all the people he enlists like the death eaters, all the deaths and pain he caused was for that end. The Death Eaters want purebloods to reign and the death of all muggles, but Voldemort is consumed by fear and his obsession with immortality.What? That's absolutely not true, he starts a kid lusting for power over people and steals their toys, tortures them for fun, hurts the kids in the orphanage when they make him mad or don't do what he says. This sort of thing leads to sexual violence along the way as the bully grows up as well. That's who Voldemort is supposed to be, he didn't "fear death" he thinks of it as something to be cheated and express power over like he does people.
>>7489966622/4
>>748996536>>748996630>>748996693Holy based
>>748996289>>748996558I SAID CANON NOT COPYCAT GARBAGE.ZnK was alright.
>>748996241Tolkein would be against it, but LotR would be much more sexually charged if Aragorn, Samwise, Legolas, and/or Boromir were genderswapped. Imagine fem!Boromir luring Frodo and Sam off into the woods to try and mug them for the Ring. Or the relationship between fem!Legolas and Gimli.
>Blocks your path to Charms Class.
>meanwhile, in our cursed timeline
>>7489967453/4
>>748996693>After this, Hermione losing her virginity is a whopping six-hour spectacle. She will be endlessly pierced, and whether from pain or joy, she will shed tears regardless. They will reach the heavens, shine far and wide, and become stars.
>>748996560schizo house
The talent of some of these artists blow me away.
>>748996725It's a resurgence of an old idea.
>>748996787He bullies Harry by putting him at the bottom of a hypergamy chart and himself at the top.
>>748996801he's literally me wtf
>>748996787god I hope we get some edits of the hbo series like this>you'll find some mewing techniques are better than others, potter
I love Malfoid as a concept, but I don't think I have every actually seen the enemies-to-lovers romance pulled off well in any longform piece of fiction. As a matter of fact, it seems strangely rare, given how enticing the premise is. Maybe the perfect execution is out there somewhere, but I'm not prepared to sift through hundreds of thousands of fanfics on AO3 or wherever in order to find it.
>>7489967984/4not the biggest fan of the style but cute none the less. I wonder if there'll be any romance options in the new game, I doubt it though, devs are so fickle about showing teenage love, Japan is so based for that shit.Not everything has to be lewd, you can enjoy cuteness without it being weird :(
>>748996289>he was REALLY horny for Hermione.Not the only one.
>>748996787>ayo pottah dat drip chopped fr
>>748995520Nigger Rowling is the one who started that shit. She even made a thing over him technically being born to muggles just to pull the "evil racist secretly is what he despises" trope. Fuck off with your gaslighting.
>>748996662>>748996745>>748996798>>748996865FYI someone already made a complete version
>>748996289Why did I watch 4 seasons of that show.
>>748996861I can't remember the last time I've seen this trope in a game.
>>748996536>>748996630>>748996693>>748996869Japs really love Hermione, huh?
>>748996630>>748996536It's Leviosaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>748996861>I don't think I have every actually seen the enemies-to-lovers romance pulled off well in any longform piece of fictionForget pulled off well, I haven't seen many attempts at all. Which is odd since it seems to be a relationship dynamic/type that a lot of people love so you think it'd be more common.
>>748996865I actually like this style for Malfoid.Harry looks a bit too feminine though
>>748996912Needs an instant loss version.
chinks are alright
>>748996920Pathfinder Kingmaker does it but I wouldn't say its well executed.
>fem!Snape is a big titty goth femcel introvert in love with Chad Thundercock, captain of the Quidditch team>gets NTRd by her childhood best friend then ruthlessly bullied and tormented by her crush and his friendsall the "pranks" they pull on Snape come across as 10 times worse if she's a girl>given a demeaning nickname and constantly insulted for her appearance>hung upside down naked from a tree infront of the whole school>lured out alone at night to a secret fuck shack to be raped and eaten by a werewolf
>>7489967985/?there's a little more.>Harry forgot his scarf
>>748996953Same.
>>748996772Gyarus don't exist in England.
Malfoy onee-sama
>>748996745The twins should be girls too.
>>7489970256/?
>>748996935It was the only prominent girl in the story. Had Dracy Malfoy be a thing they would have obsessed over her as well.
>>748996295Remember that Snape's patronus was a Doe, the patronus doesnt have to gendermatch the user.
>>748997054
>>748996061Would Harry find someone else if Malfoid died or just go volcel and wait since afterlife is confirmed
https://x.com/schmede_AI/status/2106519618429067732
>>748995869The resurgence of calm posting is probably my favorite part of the whole Malfoid thing.
>>748997118"We solemnly swear, we'll be up to no good!"Why does that line get me hard?
>>748997121He would exterminatus planet earth and he would be justified in doing so.
>>748997116>James has a stag>Lily has a doe>Snape also has a doeWhat a simp cuck loser
>>7489970897/7 i think, artist hasn't uploaded anymore.>>748997118>the two prankster twin weasleys, all the teachers dread them every yearcute!>>748996953yeah it's OK, it's just quite a soft style, it reminds me a little bit too much of those trannies who would comment under japanese artists saying "fixed your art" and redrew it in some big nose weird style
>>748994137yous goin to hogwawts is ya pal?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqXgqeEHgoQ
I'm howling
>>748997121
>>748997214That's just Clark Kent
>>748996861Twin Star Exorcists did it well.
>>748996772
cute and canon
>>748996282HARRY POTTERFANhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIhGFPf9zYs
>>748997281I've actually come to realize the person who made it is an AI gennerhttps://x.com/hayes_gens>AI assisted
>>748996756There's also Yu-Gi-Oh GX, but it's got card game magic instead of Bri'ish magic.
Accidentally grabbing her toy in the middle of a Quidditch match.
>>748997312So, doesn't one of these two burn herself alive
>>748997312>tfw reverse gangbang
>>748997180For me is chadpotter
>>748997264Yeah, but what howling are you? Surely not Howlingmutant. HowlingJehovahsWitness perhaps
>>748994361>improveNothing, I'm not interested in a sequel that follows the same recipe as this dogshit game. If it was a new game I'd say aught
>>748996536>>748996630>>748996693He’s literally me
I see art of Fem!Crabbe and Goyle and I think “Built for accidentally burning themselves to death.”
>>748997273>>748997314https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=w2eW6jezNfU
>>748997365>Her father hears of this>Quidditch prohibited for a year as sexual assault charges are pondered by the ministry
>>748997337Explains the mismatched panel styles.
>>748995946thank you
>>748997384Crabbe what a dumb fuck but at least he had the balls to be a real wizard nazi unlike Malfoy
>>748997449That's just Mashle
My only beef with Malfoid is I already like Luna.
>>748997517there are anons that have beef with malfoid because it's "stealing" cassandra's spotlight
>>748997492>LITERAL catfight with hermioneWhen I say this shit writes itself I mean it.
>>748997365It's always the fucking Dumbledores in the background that get me.
>>748997492Yes! More animal ears
I hope this trend never dies down.
>>748997572>cassandra's spotlightWhat spotlight
>>748996869Imagine
>>748997492We need more Ferret Malfoy vs Cat Hermione.
>>748994361Add the cut features>Companion system for side quest>House Point System>Romance/gift giving >Classroom archetypes for the MC like class clown, lazy, troublemaker, bully etc >Morality system>Choosing your background>Fighting Dragons>Add Quidditch since the mobile game flopped with online playPlus they really should just cut down the map. Hogwarts, Hogsmeade and maybe Forbidden Forest is all you need. Ideally they make the focus on the school instead of the plot being so divorced from it cause you really did just feel like a mercenary rather than a student but they are worried people would get bored of the school stuff even thou thats the main appeal
>>748997492That's a cum chalice, isn't it?
>>748995767Bully did it.
>>748995186Man, the Japanese *really* like Harry Potter. I guess it makes sense, it's a magical high school setting about a chosen one. Kind of their bread-and-butter.
>>748997624A week, at most.Maybe when the show comes out it gets revived.
>>748995767>night, sleepBreak curfew, anon.
>>748997687pretty sure it's meant to be polyjuice potion...
>>748997660>I don’t want to admit it. But it seems…>I like Severus Snape
>>748997716>>748997624Trend already has over 1000 pictures on the booru. We aren't going anywhere
>>748994328>>748994279I dont see a western game doing underage romances in (current year). They havent wanted to do it in 15 or so
>>748994361Just scrap the gameplay mechanics from the first game entirely, turn it into a Bully-like and focus on school sim mechanics. This anon was right on the money.
>>748997624It'll likely die down faster than bowsette since this had such an explosive start.
why potter...?
>>748997775Just be happy that it happened when the show is over.
>>748994662Are the mods in the rentry still working? Some people said they don't work anymore
>>748996951I've been reading 12 Miles Below which has a enemies-to-lovers main romance in it. There's a killer robot whom the MC defeats, and it swears revenge and gets a new body (sexy gynoid) and you can guess the rest.Unfortunately the pacing of it is all off. It goes about 10% enemies, 85% friendly full-fledged allies, and I'm assuming it'll get 5% lovers in the epilogue or something.Not merely are these terrible ratios, I think there's a strong argument that "friendly allies" shouldn't be there at all — the "complex enemies-but-frequently-allies-of-convenience" stage is the heart of all good E2L. And of course given it's a romance you need at least 30% of the story that happens after the first kiss, otherwise what's the point?(that series has a really cool setting, though, have to give it that)
>>748997685>Romance >Morality systemCrushing the Hogwarts morality system with my wife Poppy!
>>748997715"Magic school" settings weren't really a thing before Harry Potter. The closest you get is, unironically, something like Yu-Gi-Oh, but that's not really a school /for/ magic but rather a school with students possessed by gaming magic. Then in the early/mid 2000s you start getting real "magical school" settings like Zero no Tsukaima, and by the mid 2010s it's basically the bread and butter of Isekai slop.
>>748997624>I hope this trend never dies down.Bowsette did. It's inevitable.
>>748997716Oh right, a new adaptation is coming out. I almost forgot. Funny to think that the Malfoid fad will be one of the best things to come out of this franchise by far, whereas the billion dollar show is almost certain to be a gay and lame waste of time.
Would you fem voldemort?
How does Malfoid getting transfigured into a ferret in fourth year go in this universe? I guess 'mad-eye' can't put her down goyle's pants. Or maybe it wouldn't even be a ferret? What else could she get transformed into?
>>748997716CHUG CHUG CHUG
>>748997716Harrys a freak he'd chug that
>>748997775Bowsette flamed out in like a month.
KILL NI-
>>748997785The combat is actually very fun, even if a bit easy. Combo chaining your different spells is pretty entertaining (alternating push/pull, freeze then slice, lift then slam down, etc.). Some of the puzzles, with ancient magic sort of reality warping different rooms, are fun as well (if, again, a bit easy). The gameplay mechanics that need to be removed are the inane repetitive filler shit>beast catching>merlin trials>demiguise collecting>alohomora minigameKeep the combat, keep the puzzles, scrap all other gameplay, add quidditch, add an actual class/grade system, and you have a game that will do CoD/FIFA numbers in initial sales and have the replay value/longevity of Cyberpunk or Baldur's Gate.
>>748997969Get in line chud
so serious question, are the books good, even extending that to the movies? cuz I kinda want to start getting into them now but i wanna ask for some thoughts. I mean despite some hate today I see, there has to be a reason they are so beloved, right?
>>748997938foidemort...
>>748997624I hope it lasts awhile just to spite the annoying fuckers on bluesky.
>>748997938I can fix her.
>>748997981>>748997923Bowsette has always been tranny coded garbage.
>>748997776The "Antis" are unironically a rather small pool of people. Those neutral to and in favor of underaged romance are in the majority. Most "Antis" are also LGBT-fags so they're already against anything Harry Potter related. Their cries meant nothing, Hogwart's Legacy extended Warner Bros' lifespan by 2 years with its 30 million sales.
>>748994279>>748994328I hope they add everything and more except romance.
Malfoid would NEVER
>>748998005>so serious question, are the books good, even extending that to the movies?Honestly, no, not really. It's almost entirely nostalgia driven. They're excellent childrens' books but they are still definitely childrens' books. You won't get much out of them as adults. I love the series to death but I'm fully aware that it's entirely because I was firmly in the target demographic (I was 5 when the first movie came out and 14 when the last movie came out).
>>748998005The movies were truly amazing to grow up with like I did, they give me a painful sense of nostalgia that bites at my chest but they're still good. I'm not sure how they hold up to modern movies but the story telling is nice & not too complicated to follow along with.
Fem snape does create some interesting scenarios.
>>748998048Stop giving things to them.Gender Bender is a heterosexual red-blooded male's fetish and always has been.
>>748998005They're very plainly children's books. They have very shallow characters and world building. But they are easily digestible mystery books for an 8 year old to start reading. And then they've lived ever since on nostalgia. Since you didn't read them as a child, it's probably not worth it.
>>748997938Nah, evil people do nothing for me. I'd just glory kill her and then drop her neck snapped, twitching corpse.
>>748997997>She's got her beloved appleIt's over.
>>748996586*powerwashes ur cervix*
>>748997938>Character known for having no nose>Drawn in an artstyle that is infamous for not giving its female characters noses>Give her a nose???
>>748997985Today, I will remind Merulafags
>>748996475This is ai, right?
>>748996869There’s no way in hell Rin wasn’t inspired in some way by Hermione
>>748997938>Nose
>>748994279>>748994328They will never do romance. >>748998070No, you're vastly underestimating the normie conservatives out there who will freak the fuck out over it. There is nothing to gain in terms of sales and everything to lose in terms of the PR battle. Especially with how trigger-happy the entire Western world is right now when it comes to anything involving kids and video games, we have this weird alliance of extreme left wokescolds, extreme right fundamentalists, and neolibs who just love surveillance.
>>748995618>Has a crush on a mass murderer cause he helped some animals
>>748997924I'll just spam Malfoid and Dumbledore in the /tv/ threads without watching a single episode
>>748998005Harry Potter is good in the same way Dragon Ball is good. The setting and themes are iconic and they revolutionized storytelling going forward, but they're not actually that well written and are full of obvious missed opportunities and stilted writing.
>>748997985Anon, it says right there she's capable of casting non verbal spells. She wouldn't need to invoke that spell to cast it.
>>748998005they were essential reading if you were 11 when the first book came out.nowadays, they're best used as examples of how not to write a setting. JKR's really, really bad at worldbuilding.
>>748998181SHUT THE FUCK UP NON-CANON! WE DONT WALK ABOUT THIS!
>>748994415Cedrica
>>748995538There's parts of HPMOR I likeBut people hype it up to much. Half the clever or cool magic interactions rely on alterations to how the universe works, which feels disingenuous with the basic premise. It's not "What if people in the HP world were smarter" it's "What if the HP world had different, exploitable rules, and everyone else was a retard", trying to pretend it's the former.That said I would master the FUCK out of the Breaking Drill Hex
>>748998242>No, you're vastly underestimating the normie conservatives out there who will freak the fuck out over it. They really wouldn't. They'd probably not even hear about it since they don't typically pay attention. The first they'd hear about it would be from lefties whining about it which would make them support it.
>>748998284Unironcally, I’d consider DragonBall to be far better written than HP.
>>748998251>Has a crush on a mass murderer cause she is a mass murderer Fixed that for you
>Other man becoming a Chad I'll never be and having a wholesome moments I'll never have with a cute girl that'll never look at meI still don't understand how all that should bring me joy. I see all that IRL everyday
>>748998163Thats not voldemort though, it's Tom Riddle at 16 from the diary before he started looking like soke weird snake hybridNo homo but Tom in chamber of secrets was very attractive so a female version would have to be too
>>748995538>>748998353Honestly HPMOR sucks, it reads like some fedora tipping 30-year old redditor who just learned the phrase "Bayesian reasoning" self-inserting himself into the story
Appreciate the reponses so far by everyone else but also>>748998303>nowadays, they're best used as examples of how not to write a setting. JKR's really, really bad at worldbuilding.Explain, because this is something I also see tossed around. How so?
>>748998346You can't just choose Gigastacy, anon. That's against the rules.
>>748998303>A random student can get a time travelling device, the school just has a bunch of those
>>748998129The most interesting one being her adopting and molesting shota Harry.
Well?
>>748998390At the end of the day when you come out of the escapist fantasy all that's left is bitter ash in your mouth.But at least WHILE IN the escapist fantasy you can feel fine.
>>748998379The manga up through the Androids arc, certainly. As soon as Cell hits his second form, the writing turns to shit.
Tangentially related.Hermione by Takeuchi from like 20 years ago
>>748998005NoIf you absolutely must, read/watch the first two only. They do great worldbuilding, and don't try to make a functional plot or characters too hard.They get worse after that, and drop in quality harder and harder as they go on
>>748998495Ronnie, bar none
>>748998379Same. By the time I read whichever book introduced the time travel mcguffin it genuinely felt like Rowling was just making shit up as she went along.
>>748998495
>>748998303If JK's so bad at worldbuilding, how come she's stinking rich because so many people love her setting?
>>748998495Do these threads not give you a hint?
>>748998303>JKR's really, really bad at worldbuilding.I would argue that she demonstrated that a strong style of making fake names carries half of your worldbuilding for you.If you saw the name 'Mortimer Snodgrass' you would instantly know where it was from, and that sort of thing does a lot for a setting.
>>748998495my dick will be completely covered in black lipstick marks
>>748998242You vastly overestimate how bad things are, the number of people who would sperg out about romance being in is minimal.
>>748994361Here's my impossible pitch:Scratch the dogshit game (except for the castles and assets), and rebuild the entire game and gameplay from scratch.The game should be story-focused, character-driven and centered around exploration, puzzle-solving, platforming, school life and dating sim. The gameplay should be a standard third person game, but with a button to unlock the cursor so that you can perform several things; among them, spell casting and interacting with the environment. The game should have several elements stolen from old edutainment games, including key item management, backtracking, etc.
>>748998518What do the japs love about Hermione so much?
Discord general
>>748998303It's the opposite. Harry Potter is only good BECAUSE of its setting and worldbuilding. The actual story itself is very mediocre, but the lore and worldbuilding and everything about Hogwarts is just gold.
>>748998438Harry Potter is filled with things that Rowling clearly didn't think through, either because they're things she's not interested with herself (sports) or just didn't consider the implications of what she had written. From the number of students attending Hogwarts (supposed be hundreds but Harry has like four guys in his dorm), to the downright retarded sport of Quidditch.
>>748998129Like her getting raped by a werewolf that one time, or being hung naked infront of the whole school.But man double NTR childhood friend cheating ryona plus /ss/ incest is some insane level shit.>gets her crush stolen by her best friend>beaten, humiliated, and then even violated by her crush>simultaneously being NTRd and NTRing the same best friend>being with the one who she loves, but he hates her and treats her like shit>she gets him killed by accident/on purpose(not even she really knows which)>abandons the bastard rape child of her dead ex lover with her rival's muggle relatives>later develops an obscene incestuous pedophilic attraction to her own son and reflexively begins tormenting him >is later locked in a dungeon with him alone at night for weeks while they practice mind reading magic on eachother and all her dirty secrets and hidden lusts are exposed
A little elegance, a little arrogance
>>748998181Why is she actually built like a dude, that's not even a flat chested chick that's just a man with a woman's head.
I headcanon malfoid secretly afraid of snakes
>>748998495Ngl, Malfoid loses badly here...
>>748998495>Ronnie is a loud, snarky tomboy>Not an impoverished, sub-80 IQ bimbo Sadge
There is a lot of why Malfoid would like Harry but the real question is,why would Harry like Malfoid? What reasons besides just being a girl if thinking about his actual character
>>748998495>Racist gfThis is all I want in life
>>748998346God anons I cant help but imagine how fucking tragic the scene where she dies would be.Just imagine Amos' reaction."Let me through! That's my daughter! Its my girl...! My girl!"
>>748998668Mobile game had no budget for more than one body type, please understand
>>748998361I've never seen a girl with twintails in real life. Pigtails are the closest and that was only in the 90s/early 2000s when I was in elementary school.
>>748998668from what I've read they didn't bother making a separate model/skeleton for adult females so they all sorta have the same man body
how the fuck is this meme so popular? there's dozens of posts with 100k+ likes each, this is insane
Remember when Rowling was on the way to irrelevancy with her Fantastic Flops?
>"It's supposed to show you your heart's greatest desire. It's called the Mirror of Erised. Dumbledore told me about it." Harry said, his face turning red.>"Well it seems your mirror is broken, Potter." Draconia giggled, "Because I only see you and me."
>>748998606>cute bookworm >loyal>busts Harry and Ron’s asses out of trouble so many times >literally turns into a catgirl in the second book
>>748998701I mean, wouldn’t you be if someone cast a spell that made a massive one to slip out of your anus in front of everyone?
"Choose your friends wisely. Let me teach you ~(Won't you be my friend?)"
>>748997662>Do something Potter, the polyjuice potion turned me into a horny gyaru slut made for breeding!>where's the vial to make an antidote?>d-don't worry about that it broke or something
>>748998578Because people like modern fantasy and a setting doesn't have to be good to get normgroids to lap it up, since definitionally normgroids are too stupid to notice the various ways the setting doesn't work.
>>748998606Well behaved nerd, that also communicates her wants and emotions mostly clearly
>>748998732As she grows up she becomes increasingly hot but also displeasing to bearBut the Yule ball turns things around, once they share that kiss he's cooked. Then in book 6 a great sense of pity and "i can fix her" possess potter.
>Malfoid looksmaxxes every morning with her hair, nails, makeup, outfit, etc so she can look absolutely lethal while insulting her "rival"
>>748998629What is so bad about Quidditch?
>>748998794Hermione is supposed to be an ugly freak until she literally uses magic to fix her Britishness in the fourth book.
>>748998495I unironically like Ronnie Weasley infinitely more than I have ever tolerated ginny.
>>748998748Just realized how insanely sexist I am, because Dumbledore calmly telling Fem Draco "you don't have to do this" feels tragic while the original scene where it's male Draco just makes me think what a huge pussy he is.
>>748998578right place, right time. I did enjoy the books (and am rereading them because of the Malfoid threads) but let's not pretend she's a thoughtful writer who plans well.>>748998303look at a map of the wizarding world, particularly one that shows you the territorial divisions of where magical students go. it's abysmal.
>>748998861>someone caught the parking lot frog, game's over
>>748998748>Cedrica is the cool big sis everyone in the school likes, even the Slytherins >Harry himself actually gains a big crush on her and she likes to tease him>actually sees Malfoid’s little crush in Harry and encourages her to go for it Guaranteed that when Voldemort kills her, you’d have so many waifufags want his head on a fucking stick.
>>748996716need milf sex
>>748998701>In the house with a snake insignia>Scared of snakesNGMI
>>74899777310/10 post
ohhhhhhh~
>>748998629>From the number of students attending Hogwarts (supposed be hundreds but Harry has like four guys in his dormEasily explained away by there being lots of rooms. We know that Ravenclaw, for example, is Ravenclaw *Tower*. It's like a small apartment building.
>>748998861Among other things, every single player should do nothing but harass the enemy seeker so they can't score the likely game winning snitchThe rest of the game literally does not matter
>>748998898It feels more tragic because we have inserted a whole romance subplot into itBut I never hated draco either.
>>748998435>>748998353As long as you accept that 50% will be pure reddit fedora, HPMOR is very enjoyable. But the good thing is that it paves the way for actually kino things like Significant Digits\Orders of Magnitude and Following the Phoenix.
>>748994415Ginny is ntr bait, which is not far from canon since she dated several boys before Harry, including Dean Thomas
>>748998732She cute and her rare moments of not being a bitch make her endearing.
>>748998902damn it, meant for >>748998438
>>748996716>>748998931yes
>>748998495>Ronnie's the youngest sister Welp, that answered the question for me. The other two aren't even being considered.
>like 5 different people on xitter scrambling to rewrite the books before anyone else does Heh
>>748998629>>748998861IIRC, Rowling deliberately designed Quidditch to be retarded because she was annoyed by her then-boyfriend being obsessed with football and cricket. That's why there are references to Quidditch matches taking weeks in the mainline books as well as spinoff material, it's a parody of how test cricket can take up to 5 days.
>>748998495Typical Weasleys, always bringing a mid rack to the function
>>748998921>Guaranteed that when Voldemort kills her, you’d have so many waifufags want his head on a fucking stick.Thats how you make a villain to be hated by fucking everyone. "She asked me to bring her body back... I couldn't leave her... I couldn't..."
>>748998732Why does harry like Ginny? The dude's not complicated, he just likes hot girls.
>ugh, my father will hear about this, Potter!>(the whole neighborhood heard it, she's a screamer)
>>748998916You don't understand how that is a cool rule.The game ends when you catch it, but that doesn't mean your team wins, it just gives you bonus points..So if your team doesn't have enough points to win if you catch it, you want to do everything you can to stop them from catching it.So at the start of the game, the chasers are going all out killing themselves to get it, because its an instant win, but as the game drags on it becomes a fight to stop the other from getting it because they aren't ready to end it.
STOP sexualizing blonde haired blue eyed wh*tes.
>… so you are the potter boy my daughter simply will not shut up about…
>>748998668>with a woman's head.with a child's head more like, she still has the baby merula face lol looks so weirdit might be the worst 3d model i seen in my life idk how this got approved
>>748998921Shit, that actually depresses me a little just thinking about it
>>748998916>>748998976lol that does sound retarded
>>748999038>like 5 different people on xitter scrambling to rewrite the books before anyone else doesThey're too late. A Harry Potter fanfic about Fem Draco already exists, it's called Twillight.(No, seriously, Twilight was originally Harry Potter fanfiction and then Stephanie Meyer changed some names/genders and moved the setting from England to Seattle)
>>748998921>>748999043That's just FF7 where Sephiroth kills Aerith
>>748999085It fucking sucks anyways anonYou are playing a close game, both teams giving their best, and then a guy just catches the parking lot frog
>>748999085You should beat your keeper to death if he allowed so many goals that your team caught the snitch and you lost.And then you should beat the seeker to death for catching it and ending the game while your team is down by so many points.
>>748999094>blue eyed
>>748999039A lot of what Rowling wrote in Harry Potter was by her being annoyed by something, huh?
>>748998861The only redeeming factor about quidditch is that it's a contact sport, anon. Everything else about quidditch is shit. Muggle Lacrosse is a better game than quidditch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=A8ahqxsIVgQ
>>748999127Important distinction is Sephiroth is hot, Voldy isntAerith sucks, Cedrica would be cool.
>>748994137first off, the one that remove niggerstoo bad there is mo alternative voice acting
Why is she so attractive?
>>748999180Women, am I right fellas?
>>748998495Ron is underrated
post your best dumbledore memes NOW
>>748999180I mean, once you figure out that Draco was based on her childhood bullies, suddenly his characterization makes more sense.
>>748999164https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrQpGeszrmA
>>748998701Need a version where Malfoid directs her snake and cackles evilly as it slithers toward Harry.But then kisses him on the cheek and comes back like I did good? while she freaks out yelling that's not what I said!
>>748999085>The game ends when you catch it, but that doesn't mean your team wins, it just gives you bonus points..It functionally means you win except in truly retarded, lopsided blowouts. The snitch is worth 150 points. Each goal is worth 10 points. To catch the snitch and not win, you would have to be losing by *15 goals*. Think about how rare that is in any irl sport, to be down by 15 (insert scoring units here). That would be like being down 15 runs in baseball, 15 goals in hockey, anywhere from 30-45 points in basketball, anywhere from 45 to 105 points in football.
>>748999221Only the ginger tomboy can match the blonde tsundere
>>748998790She still is, in terms of her own creative output. Obviously she'll live like a Queen off HP merch sales for the rest of her life. But everyone thinks the Cursed Child was crap, nobody cares about her murder mysteries, and the new HP show will be a stinker as well.
>>748999207Cause.
>>748998985I like the Animorphs one, myselfThe Reckoning? I think?
>>748999207bratty ojou-sama evolves into lonely mean girl who can totally be saved.
>>748999180Canon Draco from the actual books is supposedly based on Rowling's bullies.
>>748998956>dementor RP>can't even make a proper sucking noiseShe'll never satisify potter with low suction like that...baka
>>748999196>Sephiroth is hotFemanon...
>>748999268But Ginny was a ginger tomboy and we don’t give a shit about her.
>>748999283
>ACCIO GIRLFRIEND *Says Harry, joking around with Ron during class*>*Malfoid is flinged across the room towards Harry*
>>748999180Yeah, pretty much. Rowling's self-insert is Hermione, a clever girl from a middle class family who's the smartest and best student in her whole generation but is constantly being underestimated by her friends and unfairly targeted by bullies. Also, and I just found this out scrolling her wiki, but Rowling's grandfather sold machine tools. What is Vernon Dursley's job? Selling machine tools. She must have HATED her grandfather lmao
>>748998732>To protect the smile of a single girl>Trauma bonding>She's hotPick one.
>>748999329She didn't have enormous tits. Fem!Ron does, it's canon.
>>748999329Fem Ron in this version would be at least be best friends with Harry so there’s more chemistry there.
>>748999329Because Rowling never wrote her to be anything but the 5th most interesting Weasley. If she had more chemistry with Harry, had more screentime, and played a larger part in the story, she'd be a fan favorite.
>>748998240>>748998163retards that's the riddle that came out of the diary who does have a nose.
>>748999372
>>748999329>The glasses reveal traces of coal all over her, for some reason. Burned coal.
tfw most of the girls are in Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw
>>748999352I like to think this is a universe where Lucius Malfoy isn't retarded and he figures out that Harry Potter surviving an avada kedavra to the face+being able to speak parseltongue probably means he's a potential Voldemort 2.0.
>>748999217>Women, am I right fellas?
Did somebody say Hags in age inappropriate clothing?
>>748999329That’s how you know Rowling really fucked up as a writer.
>>748999329Because Rowling completely failed in developing Harry and Ginny's relationship.
Her sixhead is so big she looks like she's norwooding
>>748999329Ginny wasn't a tomboy. She was a wallflower who happened to play quidditch
>>748999329Ginny never got any character development. She's there in Chamber of Secrets as a plot device to make the readers care (Ron's little sister!) and then is totally forgotten until Order of the Phoenix when Rowling clearly started getting the idea to set her up with Harry. She's irrelevant for 4 out of 7 books, more than half the series.
>>748999085AlsoIf the Seekers agree for any reasonThe game just never ends. The only way the game ends is if a Seeker gets the Snitch, nobody else can touch it. If they just want to do something funny, are protesting, or any number of other reasons.You're all here, forever
>>748996475more like "tryhard and reckless"
>>748999383What’s the ranking on Weasleys?
>>748999409
>>748998005>so serious question, are the books good, even extending that to the movies? cuz I kinda want to start getting into them now but i wanna ask for some thoughts. I mean despite some hate today I see, there has to be a reason they are so beloved, right?They're all right if frustratingly poorly thought out for where rowling takes the setting later on. They ideas of the world are pretty enchanting and the story is pretty alright. It was written by a woman so keep your expectations in the mediocre range.
>>748999475MAH DIK
>>748999410Luna is best girl. She should've won. Fuck you Rowling!
>>748998983>>748998898rule63 Hogwarts is pure tragikino. >hot upperclassman Harry has a crush on, murdered infront of him>cute prankster older sister twins of his tomboy best friend, one is killed by a werewolf, the other gets a disfiguring scar across her face and a lost ear>big titted goth milf teacher with a secret lust for her student, is hated by Harry and blamed for his parent's deaths until she shares her memories with him about how she was a double agent, loved him the entire time, and then dies painfully infront of him while staring into his eyes>tsundere oujosama love interest, blamed for his uncle's murder, goes insane from heartbreak, is almost killed by him and left with horrific scars all over her body and is then told by Voldemort that he's killed Harry Potter, making that the last time they ever spoke to each other
>>748999529Actually this could have been a good plot point in the story. Imagine if after Harry got knocked out by Dementors in Prisoner of Azkaban, Cedric just refused to catch the Snitch because it wouldn't be fair. The other Seeker was, after all, unconscious due to depression demons invading the match. So it ends up a draw. Would have been a good way to set up his character as the fair play honest good guy.
Accio Bum on Malfoid
>>748999557Ronnie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the brothers >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ginny
>>748999590How the fuck does Harry in this version even continue dating if every woman around him gets mangled and/or dies?
>>748999462Slytherin recognized the vitality and strength of the youth, fuck those retirement houses!
>>748999650But Ron, what if I can't get it up?
>>748999590Being Harry is suffering, Jesus
>>748997312Now, there is three of them...
>>748999673Shit happens.
NEW THREAD>>748999637NEW THREAD>>748999637
Consider, the pits of Malfoid.
>>748999673He's still got Ronnie and Hermione to choose from. Also Luna, Ginnie, etc
>>748999723Wingardium Leviosaaaaa
>>748999320>>748999196>>748999127she is literaly right
>>748997492ou maj gad, it DOES get better!!
>>748999756Fuck off false flagging troll
>>748999756>That OPRetard
>>748999756WTFWe are at 500 posts already?!?!
>>748999763>Just remember Potter!>*sniiiiiiiiiiiiiif*>My Father will hear about this!
>>748999590No uh, Harry comes back to life in front of the tsundere ojou-sama. They accept their feelings for each other and decide to stop running from them and join forces to defeat Voldemort.
>>748999672Percy is the only one with a personality of his own. The other brothers are all just "Weasley brother" except for Bill, who is the Chad Weasley known for being cool
>>748999756it's gonna get nuked with that op
Someone needs to rescue Dobby, man.
>>748999772>Luna, Ginnie, etcThey would be boys Now if you want to talk about klutzy ditz trap Luna and sports obsessed gym twink Ginny, you have the floor.
>>748999843It's obviously a troll, and people posting in there legitmately are dumb as fuck. I'll make another thread once that one inevitably gets deleted
>>748999846all of twitter / X and like 3 discords are ITTits a viral topic
i still don't understand how voldy killed himself
>>748999806Goodness Ron what are you doing-AHHHHHH HA HA HA HAAAAAA
>>748999896Dobby needs his own abuse goblin.
>Shokugeki no Soma artist drew fanartholy shiiit
>>748999673>>748999772>>748999910Tomboy Ron and Hermione become lesbians and get together in this version
>>748999912>yuritranny slopcringe
>>748999590All this is proving is that rowling is leaving a lot of money on the table not having someone better than her ghostwrite this shit.
>>748999993>foodgasm malfoidI can't wait.
>>749000006>and get togetherYeah, with me.
>>748999971>that picHoly fucking kek
>>748999993How long until a mangaka just rips off Malfoid and makes her the main love interest of their manga?
Can she talk about literally anything else?
>>748999890I wish posters here weren't so retarded.Discuss actual video game gameplay or mechanics in OP.Post game screenshot in OPDon't post any fucking fanart or mention malfoid or any memes in the OP It's not that hard.
>>749000071There are at least 3 high profile mangaka who are going to do exactly that. The Japanese have gone nuttso-buttso over Malfoid.
>>749000148that works 50% of the time
>>749000151>There are at least 3 high profile mangaka who are going to do exactly that.
>>748999846Strange indeed for 4chan to not be dead and deserted in this day and age
>Make move on Potter>Somehow, he scores more points for his house
>>748998632Snape just has it so fucking rough in every version
>>748999971>Rape house elf>cum inside house elf>Dobby has accepted master's gift of cummy wummies!>DisappearsEvery damn time
>>749000071Would you be willing to stick with it for another 10 years?
>>749000182yeah you also need to discuss video game mechanics in the first 10 or so posts. If the trolls or memers get to the thread immediately, it's going to get killed.Also forgot to mention make no reference of a fuckig general like putting "edition" in the OP or linking a previous thread. dont put anything in the subject line or even mention harry potter or hogwarts if you want to be extra stealthy
>>749000146Well of course she can talk about other things, for example she can also talk about how Harry's friends suck and he should spend less time with them and more time with her even though she hates him. He should especially spend less time with the mudblood chick.
>>749000289Malfoid being real taking ten years at least....NO I DON'T WANT THAT!
>>749000289You can just kill her off if you get bored of writing her (you won't, the Japanese fucking love tsundere ojou-samas)
well, shit; it's 2:44 AM already.adios, fellow yearners
>>749000039>YuriOh my god, two chocolate bars!
>>749000378>You can just kill her offYou can't just say so heinous things so casually.
>>749000369There are a handful of big name mangaka who are currently between projects. 774, the Nagatoro author, for one. Sakurai Norio, the mangaka for BokuYaba and known female pervert is another. Tatsuki Fujimoto of Chainsaw Man, Ryoko Kui of Dungeon Meshi, etc
>>749000319there's a janny that clearly has something against hp too, we had a pretty good thread about the games that got killed for no reason
>>749000546Probably a /tttt/ user.
>>749000546You have to be careful even mentioning the janny. He is a soft thin skinned faggot
>>749000071I mean isnt she just your standard tsundere?
>>749000515>Tatsuki FujimotoHe said he made Makima because once a bunch of girls in school bullied him and he got a boner.He is 100% considering Malfoid
Marry and reproduce.
>>749000546>we had a pretty good thread about the gamesThe one with the old DS games? There wasn't a single malfoid in there I have no idea why it got nuked.
>>748999329JK forgot to give her a personality
>>749000690yep
>>748998005"No!"
https://x.com/moonlightbro/status/2106494925265084611
>>749000769>"It's no ordinary mirror, Malfoid," Harry shot back, "It... well... come take a look.">"Sure", she laughed, approaching him. "And what exactly am I supposed to be seeing?">"What do you mean? Just look in the mirror.">"I am, I don't see anything unusual.">"It's supposed to show you your heart's greatest desire. It's called the Mirror of Erised. Dumbledore told me about it." Harry said, his face turning red.>"Well it seems your mirror is broken, Potter." Draconia giggled, "Because I only see you and me."Men truly are the romantic gender
>>748995846how is his nose even worse than the goblins?
>>748999756I guess I'll post in that thread, but when it eventually gets deleted I'll make a proper one.
>>749000628>GoateeLame
Genderbend Snape, sure, but she is still either a lesbian or else a bisexual who got double NTR'd. That lets the emotions get way more twisted with the same hangups about him having Lily's eyes while looking like James.
this shit reminded me the term WAFF existsi hadnt thought of that term in trillions of years
That Harry doll must have seen some crazy shit.
>>748999971>FILCH! FETCH ME MY SOLDERING IRON!
>>749000980FemSnape wouldn't work because Snape is literally Rowling's idea of the perfect cuck.
>>749001081Nah, for all she's in to, I don't think Galfoy is into scat.
>>748998005The books are absolutely fantastic, don't listen to those other fags. JK's writing is just really fun and the story is easy to digest but also compelling enough to keep even adults interested. I reread all of them recently and I'm glad I did, there were so many details I completely forgot about. t. jk
surprised the other thread is still kicking
>>749001240>the perfect cuckquean
GBing everyone defeats the point.
>>749000289After all this time...?
>>749001559Agreed, but FemSnape is still hot.
>>749001620Agreed
>>749001618I hope she remains in the collective consciousness forever and ever.
>>748998495>cool ass name Severus gets turned to normalfag Serenafuck that
>>749001240Man I remembered the calling Lily a mudblood incident but forgot about the werewolf incident and that it made James look good. Snape really gets NTRd so bad through no fault of his own
>>749001793I see most people using severa
>other thread autosaging.About time.I got one more thread in me.I'll wait a little bit before posting it to make sure the trolls and memers get bored first and don't immediately raid the thread.
>>749001559exactly why james and harry should never ever be genderbent
Big breasts are cool as well
>>749002073For me it's her having a really big forehead.
>>749002182she looks good in any style
>>749002182Why is harry wearing lipstick?
>>749002367Dumbledore is grooming him, only Malfoid can save him.
>>749002367For trolling
