look at this dude
>>748996093He looks like me…He’s built like me…I… thank you
>we can time travel>we can call upon the literal forces of light and good to revive the dead or heal people who are about to die>we have spaceships that go faster than light>we have robots and cyborgs>we have other variants of healing magic tied to the forces of nature from druidic to elemental >but we cant heal a cripple and to support him we just dump him in a normal mundane wheelchair from the 19th century
>>748996093>me after listening to a woman speak for ONE nanosecond.
>>748996093Why is his wheelchair a pink ghost
>>748996093why doesn't he just fly
>>748996093REPRESENTATION. MATTERS.
>>748996501It's a magic wheelchair but you're right. It's absolutely retarded and 100% corporate DEI shit plant.
>>748996557If you don't already know, then you don't need to know.
>>748996093
>>748996093why doesn't he use magic legs
>>748996752Why do you people share these things, it's the equivalent of 80 year-olds sending inane garbage to their grandchildren except it isn't the slightest bit endearing
>>748996093how the mighty have fallen
>>748996853How do you know that poster isnt 80 years old?There are people of all ages on this site and thats a fact jack
>>748996853>being this mad that Khadgar balls
>>748996501Anon, the novels and other shit already establish that gameplay stuff doesn't mean anything to canonical things and that magic is severely nerfed outside gameplay.
>>748997856>magic is severely nerfed outside gameplayhttps://youtu.be/jSJr3dXZfcg?t=214
>>748996093At least in Woke Hat Atelier, they had an excuse of why their strongest mage was a cripple.This is just lazy, pathetic and funny in a sad way.
>>748997964doesn't count because UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah i wasn't talking about that canon, different canon
>>748996093Shit like this is why I have zero faith in Forever. NuBlizz is literally incapable of producing the type of content that was being made in the first few years of the game's life. It doesn't matter if there are a handful of artists who are genuinely trying to learn how to recreate the original style; their efforts of capturing the essence of the game will eventually lead nowhere because the game is going to be soft even if the aesthetic style isn't.
>>748996093>the magical wheelchair floats>the wheels spin as they do so>because of the retarded chunky warcraft 3 artstyle an actual wheelchair that looked like that would be several hundred pounds heavier than he is and be completely unusable - the front wheels appear to be carved from stone and on a six inch solid wood axle for fuck's sake>its a flying magical construct so it could literally be anything, from a throne to a giant hand holding him up, but then he wouldnt be a wheelchair user for diversity points so he needs to have a magic flying wheelchair that would be completely unusable if it wasn't magicIt's like a fractal of retardation, it's equally retarded at every conceivable level.
>>748997856All that shit happens in WoW Chronicles, and other novels. What narrative are you trying to shill?
>>748996501Woketards see being disabled as an identity no different than being black or gay. Trying to "cure" a disabled person of their disability (their identity) is problematic and no different than conversion therapy for gays.
>books>novels>comicsnearly everything after tides of darkness is fanfic nonsense, starting with metzen's orc retcon and his green jesus self insert
>>748996093Will retarded shit like this be in WoW Forever?
>>748999048yea, see undead paladins
>>748999006>forever reboots lore to post-WC3>pretty much guarantees they'll never revert to the vastly superior post-WC2fuck this gay planet
>>748996230He posts like me…He’s brown like me…I… thank you
>>748999179Dude there was nothing superior before WC3. Like how people pretend to give a shit about Bethesda pre Morrowind, when that game is what made the series. Both franchises were just shallow Tolkien ripoffs and had they continued down that direction they would have died and become irrelevant like Dragon Age.
>>748996093This is what a crippling addiction to apexis crystals does to a mfer
>>748996093>retail is so dogshit people would rather just play classic/pserver slop over and over than touch it
>>748996093why is it pink?
>>748996093>>748996501He's suffering from the aging effects of Sargeras' curse, but he also essentially split himself into pure arcane energy for several months and his body needs to take some time to heal.
>>748998723at least do the DC Vampires thing wwhere it can change shape depending on his wishes. I think I could forgive the magic mobility construct thing if it looked like anything but a basic fucking wheelchair. Fucking everything is just a basic wheelchair you can find anywhere these fucking days.Come on, give me them riding an exotic mount , give me Invader Zim spider legs, give me a lobotomized ogre slave carrying them around, give me a palanquin with servants or magic constructs carrying them around, give me an animated couch that they can casually lounge in anywhere they want, anything but a regular fucking wheelchair.
>>748999440Are you saying the chair is half of himself
>>748999536No, his GILF gf made it for him to rest in.It don't specifically need to look like a wheelchair, it only looks like that for fag points. But its reason for existence is logically sound.
>>748999275t. orc dindu
>>748996581mages can't fly, only priests and monks do
>>748998806>WoW ChroniclesAh yes, the big bible of retcons
>>748996093I love the implication that he took the time to SPECIFICALLY shape his magic to take on the form of a wheelchair, complete with wheels, spokes and shit, instead of just using the magic to move around.
>>748996093he had a hard life
>>749000198So you're saying that he did split himself for legitimate reasons but he's in a wheelchair for no reason. That doesn't sound logically sound.
>>749000686what if there's a low power mode that uses less magic but then he can still use the chair normally
>>748996557It's not enough for the male chad to be crippled in a fantasy world that allows for reviving and healing people. He also has to be humiliated in the most effimate faggot way possible
The one eyed, one armed, black female paladin with the name lothar is much worse than anything this did with Khadgar lol
>>748997856That's even more retarded than the wheelchair.
>>748996093kino
>>748999275I would say that WC1/2 was more of a (limited) Warhammer ripoff. But I agree that WC3 was the shit
>>749001320If you don't read what was typed, sure.
>>748996501I like to imagine any character who uses a “magic wheelchair” is secretly perfectly able or could easily heal themselves at any time, but intentionally choose not to so they can get out of doing shit and leech off disability like Ray from TPB or Archer
I think what makes this so insanely stupid is that if it was a normal wooden wheelchair no one would've objected.It's specifically shaping a magical floating chair like a regular wooden one.
>>748996093Pathetic
>>748996093>>748996501This one is even stupider. It actively refuses the cure because of "muh identity."
>>749001576
>>749005141>This is Eraleshk. She is a cripple. We have purposely gave her a ridiculous name, as a joke.
>>749007926Why is a hr woman fighting a disabled black transwoman player character and talking like this is some terrorist event?Did anyone die in the background or were the soldiers all play fighting?
>>749005141Why are they afraid to use the word she? Constantly just calling it they and their. Just use she and her
>>748996093>>748996501>>748998965>>749005141>Just get robotic legs to walkNot so fast, I've seen Robotic Notes where the legs act on their own to snap the spine of the girl and then walk her off a cliff to her death.
>>749007926god retail is so fucking gay
Even Mr Shitface can design a better magic cripple
>>748996093Why not cast magical braces on his legs to walk normally? You could have a kino moment where the villain hits him with a dispelling effect to immobilize him and win the fight like a dirty fighter.
how many times are we going to have the same threads over and over
>>748996093>>749005141This looks just as retarded and out of place as I remember. Why not use magic to fix your legs or fly in a big cool hoverchair like Eggman?
>>749010510the beatings will continue until games improve
>>749010458Fuck walking, just float around like a gigachad
but why wheels
>>749007926>weapons dont even touch>the fucking camera spinning around the stationary models to create a "cinematic" shot>NPCs just taking turns hitting each other in the background
>>749010582just one more shitpost man and everything will change. just one more
>>749010654if it didn't matter at all you wouldn't be mad
>>748996093OH NO NO NO NO
>>749010690you got me man I'm reporting this thread to my blizzard overlords and they'll course correct right away.
>>749010735you can leave the thread any time you want
>>749010787but how could I leave when there's so much activism to report back to my bosses? aren't you posting these threads to enact this change?
>>749010510You're keeping this thread bumped by encouraging people to reply to you fucking idiot.
>>749010246why did they need to snap her spine? They could just walk her off a cliff with spine intact.
>>749010920my bad lazy bait and bozos biting the bad lazy bait is infinitely more interesting than rehashing the magic wheel chair outrage for the umpteenth time
>>748996093I've never really been a fan of anything Blizzard but it quickly became clear to me that "writing" or "worldbuilding" is not Blizzard's strong suite in any capacity.Even a month into Overwatch having lore, someone pointed out that McCree should be about 140 years old.
>>749011068>i'm definitely not mad shit i agree with is getting called out
>>749011354even baiting here isn't fun anymore it's all the same shit over and over. same threads, same >U MADreplies. easy to bait but the fish are retarded and have one line
>>749005141The most accurate representation of a tranny. None of them actually want to be women, they want the special snowflake status of wanting to be a woman.
Do yall think Arthas would have tried his bullshit in WC3 if Khadgar wasn't trapped thousands of light-years away from Azeroth, possibly dead? I think Ohldgar would've teleported himself into ICC and then teleported the entire citadel into the Void.
>>749007926Please tell me that retarded looking thing at the end is just the player's character
>>749001413why doesn't he just use a normal wheelchair instead of constantly wasting mana maintaining a functionally identical construct?
>>748996093>>748996230
>>749010937Those legs werent just made for walking.
>>748996093Wouldn't it take less magic juice or whatever to just take a real wheelchair & animate it instead of this weird-ass astral chair bullshit?
>>749012287Kekkaroo
>>749007926>this is what world of warcraft has becomejust take the dog out and shoot it already
>>749007926nuke california
>>748996093I'm so glad XIV doesn't do shit like thi-
The Fear & Hunger dev at least thought of a lore explanation on why Olivia in Fear & Hunger: Termina is in a wheelchair in a setting where healing magic exists. The goddess Sylvian only restores people's bodies to what she considers their natural "full" bodies. If a person is disabled due to an accident or violence, then Sylvian can restore that body into its natural full state. But if a person is disabled due to a disease or a birth defect, Sylvian sees it as natural and the new crippled body as full, and will not heal them.
>>748996093they literally teach you how to make flying carpets like 30 ft from Khadgar's house, why use a wheelchair when you can have a baller ass flying rug?
>>749013951to be fair, that guy isn't the most powerful human wizard in the world, seems like just some schmuck so it makes sense for him to use a regular wheelchair.
>>749012112Thats just Eitrigg
>>748996501The Emperor couldn't remove Angron's Butcher Nails either.
>>749014679kek
>>748996093What in the fuck is that
>>749010206because it isn't
>>749011470I remember seeing some social media brainrot with that exact mentality, where trannies were complaining that playing as female characters does not make them feel seen and validated. They want to play as trans characters and the game worlds to affirm transness specifically, not to be treated as real women.
>>749010648>the fucking camera spinning around the stationary models to create a "cinematic" shotthe camera isn't rotating, they are rotating in placei didn't notice that until now. how does it get worse every time i see it?
>>749014584not in a world where you can shit out a world ending fireball or ride an airship with technology from the year 2500
>>748996093couldnt he use magic to idk, heal his body? I mean nobody dies in this game since theres resurrection spells
>>749011470>they want the special snowflake statusReminder trannyism is basically just a variation of narcissistic personality disorder where they fixate on gender identity.
>>748996093Why does it have wheels?I can justify a floating magic chair because it could potentially be very comfy.
>>749000947I like how in the movie everyone just hates and bullies him for no reason.
>>748996093We have the magic and tech to make him walk, but won't because he isn't broke!
>>748996093I dont even mind the wheelchair. But why did one of the strongest magew conjure a wheelchair that looks like it was put together from scraps?
>>749007926I always loved these old gmod videos
>>748998965Deaf people are the worst about this shit. Straight up cult-like behavior.
>>749007926Damn that librarian chick got BODIED by the stump shield
>>749015464>Why does it have wheels?>I can justify a floating magic chair because it could potentially be very comfy.If it were a sleek, comfy looking hoverchair the X-Men would sue
Just a friendly reminder that FFXIV fans make these threads when WoW is doing really well. They seriously believe that FFXIV was 'robbed' of being considered the best MMORPG on the market when it launched years ago and everyone was mocking them for how bad FFXIV was on release. They hate WoW because WoW players made fun of them.Even with the wheelchairs. Even with the black lesbian turtles and cripples, WoW is one of the greatest games of all time with generational cultural influence and is credited by Yoshi-P with being the inspiration that saved FFXIV when it relaunched with A Realm Reborn.
>>748996093This is why I hope that someone drones their tranny studios as soon as WW3 starts. These people are peak tranny subhuman trash.
>>749005141ESL here, if you don't know the gender of the person do you use 'they' as that person pronounce?
>>749015225(you) can shit out world ending fireballs and ride airships, the average schmuck is still an average schmuck, not the chosen warrior of light. people in the current world can ride airships (airplanes), and we still have people using wheelchairs.
>>749015812this, everyone knows real archmages ride skeleton palanquins
>>748997856Really? Normally it's the other way around. Worm of Wokecrap must have a really shitty magic system.
>>749013951>expecting someone to fully heal a mhigger
>>749016982It's used in the gender-neutral way because the person that wrote the wiki entry, likely deliberately wrote it using what they call inclusive language.
>>748996093>Can revive people from the death>Bunch of different forms of magic and spells>Chooses to be in a wheelchair.Why? Also who likes this? I know people who lost limbs because of disease and injuries, and all of them hate wheelchairs, they don't want to see this shit, they play vidya to get away from their disabilities, not be reminded of them, isn't that what we all play vidya for, to be taken away from reality, because reality it self can be shitty enough already sometimes?
>>748996093we can't have a cool way for an immobile mage to get around because we need a gay fucking wheelchair
didnt DnD add a wheelchair and its actually a upgrade because it has more movement advantages than working normally?
>>749005141mofo has wings but needs a wheelchair wtf
>>749018472It was not an official supplement, but it did result in a while of intense virtue signaling about how disabled adventurers are hecking valid and not even evil villains would ever build anything that is not wheelchair accessible.
>>749018348this game needs new classes lile a slaaneh class where you get slaanesh spells and it would open up to a whole new skill tree
>>749010648Don't forget> Everyone suddenly stops fighting when the main characters are talking it over
>>749007926i really dont understand why this is a "cutscene" and not just the normal "two guys are "fighting" with default animations and talking while you the player can do whatever and observe if you want.this used to be way better and probably less effort as wellwhy force your camera on these dogshit clunky animations
>>749013951That guy was POOR though
WoW Forever doesn't have Wheelchairs
>>749015812Seriously though, how could you possibly draw a rune that makes a chair fucking walk???
>>749018278if my friend group played WoW and saw the chair I'd be compelled to make a joke about it to defuse any awkwardness even though I'd prefer to just ignore it completelyt. cripple
>>748996752>hahaha grok wut if poopoo was peepee xDD>looks guy poopoo is peepee hahahaheha!!!!Thanks anon.
If you can make a wheelchair out of force fields, why won't you make power armor made out of force fields?
>>749021006umm it doesnt work like that chud
>>748996093looks dumb but it's fine because he's just down bad for the lass who made it for him.
