Wait so Zelda's ancestor Sonia fucked and got impregnated by a goat? How did Nintendo get away with this?
people call me the GOAT
who are these people and how do they fit in the zelda universe and lineage?
>>748998462They're Zelda's ancestors. Rauru (the goatman) is the first king of Hyrule
>>748998529but weren't the sky people zelda's ancestors?
>>748997614Rauru was literally too stupid to fuck and his race died as a result. His sister didn't help either but she was busy being the kingdom's brain.>>748998462BOTW Zelda's goatfucker grandma and the ayylmao that was too stupid to put a baby in her.Despite being called Hyrule, it's actually completely separate to the original. I guess Spirit Tracks is the only game allowed to use the New Hyrule name.
>>748998462They're from Tears of the Kingdom. The two of them are the founders of a second Hyrule set thousands of years after any Zelda game on the timeline.
>>748998612i think they prefer to be called people of the sky
>>748998612It's a separate Hyrule thousands of years after the original.The game does a bad job of clarifying this and yes it's retarded. Doesn't help that the game recycles the names of established historical events like "the imprisoning war" for no reason.BotW/TotK's lore in general is not worth thinking about. Even between just those two games the continuity sucks.
>>748998612They still are. Sonia (the blonde woman in the op) is descendants of those people.
>caring about zeldorf continuity when it does the final fantasy "same characters in different setting" crap every new game
>Hey Zelda, that sandni- er person is kind of creepy, isn't he? I bet he's up to something...>You're right, Queen Sonia. Hey I have an idea, let's meet him alone, at night, in a secluded area of the castle, with our infinity stone with us...It's a shame you can't join Ganondorf. There's not a single person in Hyrule worth saving. Except maybe Hudson and his apprentice. They seem like decent, hardworking individuals.
>>748998953Never get why retards get triggered by people caring about lore. It's so odd.
>>748998848I don't know why so many retards get this wrong.It's never stated to be a new Hyrule, that's some reddit opinion because 100% of the little details across all the games in the series don't line up if it's the original founding. OoT already rewrote the original lore with OC DONUT STEEL races, making it a pantheon instead of a monotheistic religion and needing to split the game into multiple timelines because OoT doesn't work as a Prequel to Alttp. TotK being the original founding doesn't fuck the lore harder than OoT did.The lore discrepancies are 100% all "We don't want to lean too hard into BotW because we don't want people to have to play another game to understand this one" is Nintendo's way of writing Zelda games. Lore autism from reddit aside, it works fine as a stable time loop.
>>748997614This was such a stupid and unnecessary plot point that contradicts skyward sword.
>>749002170Then Nintendo should come out and say this instead of dancing around the issue.
>>749002170>making it a pantheon instead of a monotheistic religion>somehow this is oot's fault>while acknowledging the intended connection between it and alttp>the game that introduced the golden goddessesYou are a fake lorefag, the worst kind of Zelda secondary.
>>748997614
>>748997614Why is this game so fucking ugly? Who the fuck likes this art direction?
>>748997614>sky peopleWhy does it look like a demon? is this a Childhood's End situation?
>>748997614>ancestors look like demonic abominations>has weird fbi triangles all over its outfit instead of the standard triforce shape>chosen people>owl necklace/square and compassare hylians suppposed to be jews?
>>749001683>>749001754>>749001841>>749001921>>749002000NOW WE'RE TALKING
>>748998887yeah i guess that's how descendants work. i was put off because it felt like a "there were actually secreter secret descendants we never mentioned!!11!" but i guess they're making it up and lore is gay anyway
>>749005335It basically is them trying to have Skyloft 2 but somehow lamer than the original Skyloft idea
>>749001683That's me in Purah's uterus btw.
These Switch crap is non canon
>>749003786Me
>>749002170Wrong.This is just them taking another crack at finally Skyward Sword-washing the entirety of Zelda with the sequel to the most sold Zelda game.Fujibayashi finally did it, he forced you all to accept Skyward Sword as the Alpha, the Omega, the Genesis and the New Testament of Zelda
So glad this setting will never be used again. It barely good enough for one game.
>botw describes zonai as some warrior tribe>totk turns them into space goats with highly advanced technologyhow do you fuck up continuity in between direct sequels
>>748997614she dies and her entire civilization crumbles becoming a relic to unearth later before she even pushes out a single kid, quality writing
>>749002170>The lore discrepancies are 100% all "We don't want to lean too hard into BotW because we don't want people to have to play another game to understand this one"Considering that TotK shamelessly recycles most of BotW's content that is the most retarded excuse imaginable. If they didn't want to "lean too hard into BotW" they wouldn't have copied it in the first place.TotK was just poorly written. Doesn't even have writing credits.Everything else you said is wrong and retarded as well. You don't even have to go as far back as OoT, your interpretation of BotW wouldn't even line up with Skyward Sword which had the same fucking director.
>>749007479Zero credited writers.All the continuity errors can be chocked up to bad writing, saying "they didn't care" is a cope. It's like saying Nintendo doesn't care about online infrastructure - no they're just bad at it.
They have gotten away with worse lore
>>749007479Botw does not describe the zonai as barbarians you fucking actual illiterate.How can you retards seriously be this fucking stupid and expect anyone to give a fuck about your gay loreslop.
>>749007789This comment contradicts itself.
>>748997614God those character designs are so ass every time I see them. Welcome to nuZelda, where everything's made up and the lore doesn't matter. Bestiality apparently created Hyrule, nice job ninty.
>>749005335>but i guess they're making it upEverything is made up.
>>749002170>It's never stated to be a new Hyrule, that's some reddit opinionThey updated the official timeline on the japanese website showing Hyrule was founded a second time long after the first, so you'll have to find another cope faggot.
>>748998462Who knows. Doesn't matter anyway because BOTW and TOTK aren't Zelda games.
>>748997614seems kind of hypocritical to make fun of her for fucking the goat when literally all of you want to fuck the goat's sister.
>>749007621>before she even pushes out a single kidShe had a kid
>>748998462Don't worry about it, it's non-canon and will never be brought up again
>>749008798>Who knowsNon-illiterates.
>>749009206>and will never be brought up againlmao
>>749008921>when literally all of you want to fuck the goat's sister
>>749009302I was clearly referring to the faggot goat, not the character that actually looks like she belongs in the series
>>749009359sure anon sure, its just projection, /v/ hasn't had a million mineru threads... i totally believe you.
>>748997614Why did that goat take miles of cock before settling down with her?
hey bro can i stay at ur place for like 6 months
>>749009361Sure you were faggot. And if you were (you weren't) if Sonia is referenced that means the goat exists too. Either way you lost.
>>749010000making ganondorf a samurai to reference wind waker and to parallel the sheikah being ninjas was certainly a choice
>>749010001Nope, literally nobody will ever remember the faggot goat but you, furfag
>>748997614The baffling decision is that Zelda's power of light was supposed to come from direct lineage to Hylia, but the first royal Hylian has time powers and the light power came from space goats.And then the plot begins with space goat king using his time powers (which he doesn't have) to put Ganondorf in stasis.
>>749010791>And then the plot begins with space goat king using his time powers (which he doesn't have) to put Ganondorf in stasis.This one's not a contradiction, he put Ganondorf on ice using light, not timeEverything else though especially what Zelda's super fudgy anti-Ganon powers are even supposed to be, yeah
>>748997614Dunno, but I wanna bang his nerd sister>>749010452Very nice.
>>749010356He's living rent free in your head so you'll always be thinking about him. Keep seething.
>>749010791>the first royal Hylianretard
>>749010452>MineruWho?
>>749011383No, she is
>>748997614It's like how royalty are always descended from mythological creatures and dragons and gods meaning a normal human had to have sex with them to produce the line.
>>749011435If you founded the kingdom then you are the first royal. Your parents and grandparents and ancestors don't retroactively become royalty before you
They are trying to draw female and faggot players as they naturally gravitate towards beastiality
>>749011727It's second kingdom
>Actually, Hyrule was ruled by a lanky goat twink named Rawr :3 uwuWhat the FUCK did Nintendo mean by this?
