I mario literally the only thing keeping the mushroom kingdom safe? Can the toads really not fo fucking anything.
>>749001230>I marioblud thinks he's mario lmao
>>749001230>BoyNot when I'm through with him
>>749001230Your average Toad could probably take on a Goomba, armed guards can take on Koopa Troopas. Past that, they are out of their depth because the Mushroom Kingdom seems to value arts and culture over its military, so they have no effective counter for any of Bowser's more elite units. Had the initial kidnapping of Princess Peach somehow ended naturally with Peach returned to her kingdom, odds are the Mushroom Kingdom would have reorganized itself to place more focus on its military. However, thanks to a wildcard third party that just so happened to have both a massive interest in rescuing the princess AND unbelievable physical prowess that makes him a one man army, the Mushroom Kingdom was given the luxury of just staying exactly how it was, funneling its time and resources into a very lackadaisical lifestyle.
>>749001815>bludnigger speak
>>749001230if he's a boy then why is his womb protruding
>>749002475>nigger speak
Mario if he I
>>749001230ok yes cute tummy and all now show me the butts
>>749002850Fungi boys just have wombs.
>>749001230I'm porn addicted too but when youre in a moment of clarity you can really see how absolutely retarded it is to see dudes drawn with these kinds of proportions. Straight guys will jump through every hoop in the book to not just jerk off to hot women once they're deep in the dopamine burn
>>749004693holy shit it's nigga mario
>>749004693mario if he steal
>>749001230where's the fucking bulge?this is really just>draw a girl call it a boy
>>749006236dudes?
>>749001230>short hair over one eyemuh dick
>>749006236I prefer both, but when I have my >tfw no furry bffantasies they're always skinny twinks with maybe bigger than average hips and thighs but that doesn't mean I don't jerk off to Sqoon at least once a week