Festival still up, /v/ still racing for the weekend. Did you get everything yet /v/?
Lobby up 29595083Get in here we've got blackjack and hookers
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mikudayo
>green glove right at the finish line when I was at their side>bottom placeI'm feeling like our items don't do shit to them. Now I really want to see a video of those fuckers racing to see what the fuck they do to never get slowed down as much as we do.
See anon? They did it!And I'd never EVER deceptively edit a screenshot to falsely substantiate a claim. You can trust it!That guy's awful at fest stuff, so again, it's not a big deal
>yay time for tap boost>com errort-thanks...
>>749007452>Kaito updatewtf no one told me
Please end my suffering. I just need 2 in a row man
>>749007679>twat-bricksThat's the fag who has a hate boner for Miku and Arle for some retarded reason
>>749007778let jesus take the wheel
>>749007817
Hey there theme's the same as us except their Sonic is fake!
>bumped against robot>bumped to the shortcut when I didn't want to take it>slimed at finish lineSorry for that, team.
I AM THE ORIGINAL SONICTHE REAL SONIChttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScvxT0RItYE
Don't know how I got 3rd in that race, my controller died during the intermission part, had to scramble to find a working one.
>>749007679Oh, he was streaming? Neat.https://files.catbox.moe/xvf4xd.mp4Here is my front view+abusing Smart Steer after being nuked
>spike at the end of mystic junglealright fuck off
>lose my 1st to bro>sure no problem>lose objective>we lose
>>749008170God adding chanting to something is a sure fire way to increase hype
>sweats>cancer tracksGuess I'll go with extra cancer today with Pumpkin Mansion.>bro chooses coral town
One of us has a fan now.We're moving up in the world :D
Every fucking race it's a truck at the end. Knocked me off the track
>get completely fucked up on aqua forest>d/c right afterI deserve this
>ag faggot behind me with drill>he pass me and drill ends>still at 5000mph>full speed to finish line no stopYeah, i do that and drill slows me down before ending, and I get a massive slow down after too.
Omega-kun...we won...
2 wins are impossible
>>749008570Hell yeah. Someone else host if I drop again. I got another hour in me.876718623/4
>>749008170Oh that was your laser at the end? Now I'm glad I didn't risk hitting the brakes to flatten Charmy + whoever's laser was ending behind my monster truck lol
>try to tap behind>team goes all the way up>go to tap up>suddenly team disappear to the bottomSeems like I'm losing my tap magic.
Egg Pawn did I push you off the cliff at the start of lap 2? kek
>>749008943Yeah you did lol.
>respawn on purple drank road>it faces me fucking PERPENDICULAR to the track>immediately fly off againThanks for the carry lads, goddamn
>hit by KBB>slammed into a wall>literally go through all 4 boost to recover>come in 1stI am the EGGMAN
>>749009071That is one ugly art.
Eggman's a very fitting team theme for us bagging fucks
Is this game fun like Mario Kart 8
>>749009241no
that espio bot almost stole first
>teammate steals my double capsule>opponent use void to steal last ones>"well I'm fucked">dark chao>9 wisp boostsDon't really think they made a real change, but I was fast for those last seconds.
I was really hoping one of te Migus was getting the chop there
>>749009241Depends. Private lobby with anons - yesOtherwise, you are stuck with a rotating lobby where you get mogged by 2 sweats with a metaslave build just to get a new lobby later vs. another set of sweats who play nothing but CWIn MK, at least some shortcuts need good timing. Here is ass shit
>>749009445doesn’t sound any different than entering a lobby full of yoshi teddy buggy
Sage got first and I got one more trick than them.I'll take that "win" and lobbydodge
>get 1st against the faggots>lose objective anywayYOU CAN SUCK MY DICK YOU SWEATS.Keep your points. I don't need those like you do.
>>749009557Dodging into a brick wall I guess
>>749009526At least you can leave this lobby pre-game and nothing-burgerHere, Sega decided to "nerf" lobby dodge after match was found. Yes, you can leave anyway get a - Karma and join new queue, but the lobby resets after your match, so you will still get matched against the same sweat someday
>laser, drill, truck in hand>extremely bad luck while using them eachThat couldn't have been a worse chain of events.
>>749009632...got most tricks.What wonders will we find next!
EGG PAWWWWWWN!!BROOOO
>>749009878Go on without me... I got booted...
Got DC'd rip. Ggs
>slicer the mikufucker>it does shit to stop him>he speeds up and steals my 1st along with his teammatesI shouldn't be surprised by that anymore, but I still do.
Local sweats hate me frontrunning and winning so they nuked me out of this matchWill probably play till taps and out.
Braked to dodge one guy tornado-ing the northstar cut, only for another tornado to fuck me up from behind.>>749009935In that case, GGs Pawn-oh I read that wrong.He got fixed!
>>749007679Btw, I decided to watch the recording.This retard RQ from the game when they were about to lose in Water Palace
>>749010223That's funny. From what I've seen of him he's the variant of streamer that just treats festival races like normal races then blames his team for failing when they completely abandon objective
>take the shortcut>last ghost's tornado disappearing>it hits me anyway>get ALMOST thrown to the water>machine sticks to the side while slowly going>manage to land on track>fucking dead last of courseI swear they get salty when we fuck them.
>>749010312Meanwhile, he was running RE+Drift in all of his races. He DOESN'T EVEN PLAY FOR OBJECTIVE
>win once>immediate CBT match
>>749010470I get not liking festivals but not even trying to engage with the mode on it's own terms is not gonna quite work.Festival sweats nowadays at least usually go for objective
>>749010574It hurts worse when we lose by such a slim margin.
>see the mikufags bagging all lap 1>we dominate lap1, 2, and most of 3>about to end>trucked by the mikufag>my machine lose all control pushing me against THAT out of the way special capsule>drill, but it just does nothing to help meI hate these fuckers with a passion.
I'm out, gg's egg-team.
GGs Eggpawnbro!25587577 3/4Playing one more hour
>>749010795GG's Eggpawn.
Last one for me, Team Dark bros. GG's all around
Good carry, my ass got turned around start of lap 3.I don't know how I got 6th really
>noooo I want to win on my favorite track>suddenly KBB>its our teamsThanks.
Egg and Sage both gone? Restart. Sorry to the last rando on that team, but you were done for anyways.
>host comm error out of nowhereWhat.
>>749010904Yes. Just in time, as more sweats are waking up.GG Team Dark, Very productive spanking of twitchfags
Lobby 930863823/4
Silverfag... It's always Silverfag.GGs Team Dark. I don't always get to play as the bat whore, but she's pretty all right.
>>749011094>another host comm error at race start
>>749011094>host d/cthat one was probably on purpose that time, given the way that one team was dropping.90035508>>749011179Need suitable, sweaty opponents to work right I guess
>hit by a glove before shortcut>void before boostI hope your mother dies in her sleep you fucking faggot.
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>0I thought I tapped that miku once too lol. Erased that filthy contact from the record
I'm going crazy all for a fucking title
>sage back on1st in my top 3As she should be. I love you Tangle.I hate this game only lets you have 3 most used. I want to customize that with my 3 favorites anytime I want.
I hate the fucking ticket grind. I just want these horns.
>>749011406Why? Are you going for top 10?
The boys are back in town. Even if only for a little while
https://x.com/You_Cant_Beat_D/status/2106518001415557550 Seeing cheaters nuking RE-tards puts a smile on my face
>>749011630Kind of them to be so blatant about it.
>>749011630Now that's a way to hack I can give my approval. Fuck those faggots any way you can.
>2 tapsI guess that 3rd was more important for him.
Unless they changed last second, 2 are REtards, not trickersGoing for it
>>749011970Paid off!
>faggot magnets me from behind>cpu finish his job by slicering my wisp boost>laser does his fucking job for once and manage to travel longerDear lord, they were after my head all lap 3. Even the fucking bots were extremely on point with their timing
Could've gone worse. I definitely hit that Knuckles with a glove but hey, we still got results.
Lol saved the drill for the last second and it just slowed me down for Eggpawn and Sage to pass me
>>749012263I cheated used laser.
>want 1st>want 1st>so close>SO CLOSE>tornado>slimet-thanks...
Sick moves, Sage. She was right at home for a moment.https://files.catbox.moe/wlcp4i.mp4
I suspected nothing til I saw Axel Festival top 10 for just a moment.Then I drove half-asleep. Next race is last Hoping it's a good one
>lap 2>see gap>"ok time to get close">lap 3>half lap gapI still find it sureal they can manage to do that when we're throwing ghosts, drills, lasers, slime, and they still don't stop.
>>749012603GGs in advance. Got to play Team Rose, Team Dark, and ended with Team Eggman. Productive festival times all around.
>tornado a bot>instant trucked from behind by the same botSo they can do the "I don't get damaged by items" trick too.>>749012603GGs, bro.I can still keep going so send invite.
>>749012660What will tomorrow bring. See ya there and GGs Egg crew.
Got lost in the sauce in the end. Oh well>>749012660GGs all! Got plans so unless they fall through that's it for this festival
Oh, you guys are stopping? Guess that's it then. GGs all. Hope to see you tomorrow for some more fun.
No lobbies?
>>749012787>>749012797>>749012845Unfortunately for me I do have wageslaving to do every Sunday and festival time always ends by the time I'm done. See you all at the Avatar Festival for now
>>749012845I'll still be racing. I know Protobro likes to pop up around this hour.>>74901286245835276
>>749012885Stay safe until we meet again.
>>749012886Then I can race for an hour or two more. Don't have anything better to do right now and racing keeps me awake.
>>749012885Sad. See you there, bro. Take care until then.
>trucked>complete stop for a few seconds>12thSo I'm guessing this is the game's way of telling me I shouldn't be playing anymore?
>the one time I decide to take a portal gamble its a goo
Nyooo, lost Arlebro.
>leading with protobro all race>shit happens lap 3>miss the shortcut>half bottom placementI hate that fucking track.
>>749013512Yeah, stadium is pretty chaotic. At least the bot and random came through.
>tornado'd a miku at metal harbor shortcut>see her fall down on map>see her fall down again>see her completely still for a few seconds>results come in>she's not a botI have to admit I thought she would rage quit from that and I wouldn't blame her.>timed outOk, guess we can't go winning.
>Sweatfags>Lost SagebroWelp
>>749013824https://files.catbox.moe/wlcp4i.mp4Check the map.>>749013827You guys got this.
>>749013895Stupid link wasn't the right one.https://litter.catbox.moe/u1xnw4rz6zu6vjsn.mp4Check THIS map/
I'm going to change my name to "Fuck Jesus" and start liking every one of these Jesus fuckers. I get tired of seeing their likes like they're going to convert me or something.
>Host communication errorGood luck lads, I'll be waiting.
>>749014084Your bot did its fucking worse.>12th>2 taps
I'll be doings taps, air tricks, collision, and at the end of the next taps it'll be snooze time for me.
>>749014305I think I can go that far, but will let you know in advance if I can't.
>>749014305>>749014348Aight, I'll try to stay until everyone is done.
>smol_faggyDidn't even saw that fucker all race lol.
>Communication with lobby has been lostWell, fuckin hell.
>>749014446Here he comes again.>hreOf course, of course. Don't want you losing another festival race.
>his team has to sweat their ass with the meta this time to BARELY win against usI saw that faggy.
>made it back in time>alright lets catch up>host communication errorIizuka do you think this is a fucking game
>decide to do another race while I wait for my /v/ros>matched up with a Sage>even got a likeEven as strangers there's a bond between Egg mains and Sage mains.
>forgot to change plate>portal opens middle of lap 3>use my boost to dod->trucked>slime hits>manage to recover>our placements are all over the place>objective lost thanks to me and botNot like we were going to win that, even with the objective, but damn, I got fucked good.
Glory to Eggman empire and Migu
More fags. Can't have too much fun.
At least the fags lost to the Miku death squad.
She's in.
They can keep the points. Each race they win is a step closer to a heart failure.
>use boost to cut through shortcut>use void just in case>something hits me out of nowhere>there was no one close for a tornado>void still runningWhat?
Always the Mikutard.
>>749015350Same thing happened to me, just didnt have a void.
>waiting a few seconds to use truck during feverNigga you crazy? Why wait? Spam that shit. That's why I trucked you like 3 times.
>>749015564why does jenny look so unhappy while masturbating
>final lap in the top 3 racing for my life>truck to the left>truck to the right>look back and there's a sea of trucks>through it all held my positionThe little extreme gear that could. Suck my ball truckfuckers, I'm a true free thinker.
>>749015595She needs a human cock to satisfy her, mine to be exact
>lv2 qc>collision boost>3 slots emptyI swear to god.
As we all know, she's in.
I won.
>1 second from finish line>behind 1st>slime hits>bombed>fucking 10th or some fucking shitFUCK.
>>749015829Grats anon. Man, that Whisperfag did jackshit.
>>749015746I'm guessing that was the Whisper. Anytime I passed them I could tell they were racing like shit.
>>749015894Yeah. Legend 4.
>alone>against sweatsNo, fuck you.
Good job, team.Very cool!
>trucked by the fucking botMan, that shit fucked up my whole lap 3.
>>749016024God dammit Thigsman, I didn't face you this festival.
>Waiting at the starting line>Host communication errorReally SEGA?
>host comm error right before raceOk, not like I'm in a hurry to race these nolifers.
Back to normal taps lads.
>>749016274>>749016289Lets hope we can end taps on a high note.
>our host diesGood luck, bro.
>>749016347You dc'd bossman.
>>749016226It's because the game is so alive and has bajillion of players that we can't come across one another anymore :)
We ran circles on the fucks last race for you Eggman.>>749016423Not yet at least.
>join invite>waiting for the race to end...>can't customize options, characters, or machines>can't check leaderboards>can't do shitThey really need a total overhaul of this fucking game. Or just let it die before year 2 and instead focus their entire workforce for the next racing entry.
>>749016498Got a win on my end as well.
>team of sweats>we have to baby sit a legend 7 Shitver and his so called free thinker buildUgh...just race and pray for a miracle.
>1st all race>get fucked before last stretch>1 tap for boost>no tap>last item one fucking red gloveFuck you too, you fucking piece of shit game.
>Took first place against those niggers>In a accel car, no lessGood enough for me.
Kneel...
>more sweatsWe're ending this after taps, right?
>>7490166783rd on EG. We, the actual free thinkers, can hold our own.
>glove the monkeyfucker>falls down>instantly goes back to top>he uses tornado>brakes to hit meYOU FAGGOT NIGGER.>someone bumps me at THAT jump>bumped to the fucking side out of trackMother fucking game I was all race behind those shitters.
Crap, everything that can go wrong actually did.
>>749016835>he uses tornado>brakes to hit meI knew he was gonna do that which is why I was timing my rocket. Managed to dodge it just fine unfortunately you ended up getting caught in the cross fire when I baiting him. Funny how I've gotten used to how these retards play.
>the one time the bots winning would've been favorable>they do piss poorAlright that's actually pretty funny. Next race will be our last one.
>>749017061Wow, what a race.
>>749017095We wont go down without a fight at least.
You "win".i report you for abnormal speed.It's that simple.
Still, good effort. GGs lads. See you later I guess.
>and one last fuck up from meAll race fucking the fucking pandafucker and they didn't even flinch once. I got hit once and my race was finished at that exact moment. Fuck these assholes, fuck this game, and fuck SEGA for sucking their fucking assholes.I should've gone sleep when I had the chance a couple of hours ago.GGs, Eggteam. Have a good night. I'll try to do better tomorrow...
>meticulous planning during lap 2>end up taking 2nd without having to sacrifice my final schemeThat's my victory. Another one for EGchads. GGs Metal and Sage. Hope to see you for the rest of the festival later.
question, thinking of buying the game today.is there a way to ""unlock"" all the paid dlc
>>749017390Steamapi but you might get banned if you go online.
>sonic eats my green glove backwards point blank in the mall chair part>somehow gets second placeOkay Tashagamer YT, very cool! I hope getting banned from online was worth it.
>>749007452Ah fuck if I had seen that before I'd have come back just for Miku. But getting it all today seems tedious.
Thank you Epic servers matchmaking.I wanted to lose five minutes of my life just so i could lose.
>>749017882Good luck man, I'm hopping off for now.
>>749017832It's like 2 hours at most.
>>749017832I can join you to slug through this if you don't mind.
Mario kart world won.
>>749010312>>749010470I don't even get this mindset. You're going into a casual mode and expecting everyone to act like they're playing World Match?Why not just play World Match?
