>reviewer finishes a bad game and his evil clone show up to reveal that it was all part of his plan
>reviewer pretends he can't pronounce foreign names
>>749011380>retard watches reviewers because he can't come up with his own opinions
>reviewer invites his best friend poopyfart69 who's got half the reviewer's charisma to do a segment on <GAME>
>reviewer can't into tutorial jump part of gameWas it skill issue or bad design, /v/?
>>749011465Excuse me, i watch reviewers for the funny skits and understanding the greater lore of Angrycartoonguy96.
>>749011572Don't forget his autistic internet "friend" has a dogshit camera and mic setup that makes the segments extra unwatchable. Bonus points if they breach the containment skit and have an entire 5+ minute segment of the review.
>reviewer cuts to irl camera>he is in a dress
>>749011380>reviewer tells you the game is good>but you've already played it and know it's bad
>reviewer shits on your favorite game>basically reveals in his review that he played like an absolute retard
>Reviewer's skit goes on so long that the review gets broken into a multi-part series
>>749011572That's fine, I don't care about that>>749012630THIS is worth killing overDon't fucking pull up with the microphone on your $2 earbuds
>>749012721Based. Throughout history men wore all kinds of garments, certainly robes and tunics and gowns and skirts and leggings too.It was only after the french revolution that States forced their subjects (sorry, citizens) into pants uniformity so they could go die in some stupid war far away from home.The true free man doesn't wear trousers.
>>749013456>plays a favorite game>doesn't even finish the game>basically doesn't even get past the first screen>determines it's bad for aesthetic reasons>he's right but doesn't know because it takes beating the game to see how bad they fucked it
>>749011465It is good to see other perspectives for something you love, they may point out something you overlooked.
>>749013882They're not wearing a kilt or kaftan or whatever because of a choice of apparelThey're wearing it because it's female and to be perverted and make a joke of themselvesIf you made togas or kilts or kaftans whatever for men, men might buy them and the people who wear dresses currently would never touch them
>>749011572>>749012630
>>749013942Right for the wrong reasons is always the worst
>reviewer completely makes up problems because the video has to be funny
>Anon is about to make a thread about why he absolutely fucking hates every single game except final fantasy, until.....>"N'YUCK N'YUCK N'YUCK! Sorry you bumb but I'm gonna be posting my thread before you!""Nega anon! You bastard.... you made a thread that is well crafted, well made, reasonable for discussion and follows all guideline rules for /v/! You will suffer for this....">"Sorry smooth brain! You'll never stop an evil twin when he starts! N'YUCK N'YUCK N'YUCK!"
>>749013631>part one wasn't even good
>>749013882>>749014014You just aren't dressing manly enough
Im reaaaaaly glad they stopped doing that
>>749014363>BCE
>reviewers main persona is a sick little boyinternational spy btw
>>749014382read it in linkaras voice for some reason
>>749011572I skipped nakeyjakey segment where its just his sister
>"new upload from my favorite youtuber">"okay they start it with a skit as always, I'll just skip a little">whole fucking video is a skitI no longer watch RLM, woman carrying man is my new friend, they have very similar dinamic to rlm but actually review movies
>>749011572>poopyfart69 brings along his shitty group of literal whos to do a skit that takes up more than half the video
>>749011572Is there a way to do this correctly, include your friends or whateverOnly thing I can think of is the joke is they don't actually say anything, sort of like the latest Tim Heidecker podcast
>>749014550Basically every Technicals video now.
>reviewer treats moderately niche game as an esoteric scripture that NOBODY has EVER EXPERIENCEDâ„¢
>>749014994That reminds me of all those overlapping, unoriginal videos about Silent Hill, where each entry has at least 5 or so vids going "THE MOST SCARY SILENT HILL" or "THE SILENT HILL EVERYONE HATES"
>group of reviewers bring a girl into the show
>>749015194That is my general reaction for any >guest episode
>>749014363If you knew the history of any individual part of that outfit besides the stupid made up shit, you would be presented with something unfeminine that doesn't tickle your autogynephilic pickle For example the puffed sleeves were a strictly militant style as a counter to the newly invented rapier which was raping it's way through the preferred arms of fighters. The puffing was used as a way to obfuscate the striking silhouette of the arm (and other body parts, puffy leggings existed as well).The infolds of the sleeves being a different color was specifically a culture that came from the mercenaries of the era MURDERING people and taking their colors and stuffing them in there as a show of their prowess or whatever chestbeating they had to prove.Every other part of that outfit has equally interesting and not faggoty history, but you want to dress like that picture because, again, you want to be a crossdressing pervert.
>>749014448>international spy btwis he actuallyI always wondered why he lived in so many different places
>>749014448>>749015431Who? Huh?
>>749015465robert arryn, from asoiaf
>>749015525Those sure are letters
>>749015431"auditor for the US State Department"
>>749015286>No you don't understand, the historically true faggotry can be justified!
>>749015559really, that's interestingand it fits his interests in politics and stuff
>>749015591Not faggotry, homoYou may speak when you can hold a sword
>>749011380>watching a fighting game character guide>"ill be accompanied by my lovely girlfriend to help me properly demonstrate this next part">obvious tranny, with a deeper voice than the main guy's, introduces "her"self
>>749015745So the original pic is all true
>>749015794
>>749015794This is way too specific
>>749015794Now you've gotta post it, man
>>749015828>>749015860>>749015979i admit it wasnt as bad as i remembered, but after 40 minutes of autistic focus from watching the first part, this kinda knocked me out of my zone.skip to about 8 minuteshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m3DMFAOOqQalso holy shit go to his latest upload for a real surprise
>>749016405>that helloBroke out laughinhMan, just say you're gay, he didn't even tryIt's so much dissonance that it just sounds like a funny in-joke between guys where he just says "this is my wife" as a gaff>newest uploadStill not even trying, fuck dude
>>749016405aw shit>>749015827They didn't use pink and clothes cover the entire body, at very least. And no heels.
>reviewer does videos about a game series>gets up to nine videos>the ninth video is 75% "lore", 25% game>says that was the final video in the series>stops the review "series" there
>reviewer invites his friend for a collab>friend constantly breaks character to reference his own past videos and sexual fetishes
>youtube channel ran by a group>tfw (You)r favorite member gets caught in a sex scandelgod damn it, kovic
>reviewer tries to take moral high ground>"and now a word from our sponsor, downloadfreeramVPN"
>>749016405Reminded me of what happened with protonjon
>I really, REALLY don't want to play this...
>>749011459It's always the same exact unfunny joke that's been repeated thousands of times. >"Aaah I'm gonna butcher this so bad, bear with me...">Screen zooms out with every attempt>"Ko... Kuh... Kageema? Kojaima? K-kajaima?">rapid keyboard sounds as he types into google translate and clicks the vocalize button>"Kojima"
>"Today i will be reviewing game">"The game features many enemies and some of them are rather interesting like haha wouldnt you want that bulge in your mouth">"Ok for real though i gotta calm down before somebody draws fan art of me in a dress getting fucked by them haha">"That character is a male btw">"A female character with muscles uhmmm yeah uhhh MOMMY?"
>>749011572>poopyfart69's microphone is so bad you can only hear every other word>acoustics in his """recording studio""" echoes more than the grand canyon
>>749015794The only thing more humiliating than being a tranny is dating one.
>>749019268>I'm gonna need a drink for this>reviewer starts chugging whiskeyIt's such a shit cliche it wrapped around to being kino.
>>749016405>also holy shit go to his latest upload for a real surpriseI'd rather have my kid do drugs than start playing fighting games or speedrunning.
>>749019151These days it's more like ProtonHon lolololol
>>749011380*krsh krsh* "archibald the darkfiend? how did you end up in my tv!?""You thought you could review 'six sagas 4:spirits within' and not invite me?!"
>evil version of him is just him with a mustache
>reviewer takes a buffalo dump down your ear
>>749014491Why? If you find his stuff funny then the bit was good.
>reviewer has a halloween episode>intro uses the Thriller laughkino
>>749011380>reviewer doesn't know how to describe the music so he just plays it of a few seconds
>reviewer's evil twin shows up>it's just him with a red overlay>isn't even different personality wise
>>749016405>I CAN'T SNEED
>>749015194Wouldn't it be funny if one of the reviewers became a girl haha
>reviewer starts making video game videos ago after years of making non-vidya videos >he is now unbelievably bad at video games, like game journalist level of incompetence
>>749011572Reminds me of Somecallmejohnny where he gets his friends from brain scratch (a COMMENTARY channel) to help with the review and the quality of their segments are fucking embarrassing.
>Reviewer pauses his coverage of the game to show you his and his friends' roleplay session
>>749014036I got curious about this one. Holy shit it's really bad.
>thumbnail is basedface with red arrow and huge text "THIS GAME IS INSANE!!!!!"
>>749019151I still want the rest of the superman 64 lp.
>watch actual good reviewer>they go all in on american identity politics>get more and more unhinged and just post weird artsy nonsense nuke america
>>749023724thorhighheels?
>watching a youtuber>he unironically uses the word incel>jokingly think to myself how long until he troons out>fast forward and he's now a "lesbian" tranny vtuber
>>749013882Yeah but it's a tranny, unfortunately.
>>749011380literally the plot of Radia Senki
>>749023794I really hate when a good autist gets brainwashed by trannies.
>>749014297>>>/vt/ranny
We don't have "reviewers" anymore. We only have streamers, which are just glorified "social chill" podcasts with gameplay in the background. Alternatively there are multi-hour long "video essays" which are 80% plot synopses and 20% reading off the developers history section on wikipedia.
>>749030317We have, it's just that they take lik 2 or 3 months to release their review because everything has to be an overblown, directionless, bloated essay instead of a short and concise review.
>>749014163>bitches about the timer>makes no mention of the zora egg hunt or bottom of the wellI don't think he even played it.
