WHAT IF MARIO ATE MUSHROOMS BUT THEY WERE DRUGS AND WHEN HE STOMPS A GOOMBA THERE'S BLOOD AND GORE EVERYWHERE AND ALSO PEACH IS A WHORE AND TOAD LOOKS LIKE A PENIS AND MARIO SAYS "FUCK" A LOT
Wow that's kino
Haha, I've thought of that too. It's not a pretty sight!
I remember a few years ago my dad made a joke about Mario doing drugs and my mom thought it was hilarious.
>>749012197supre mairo but he racist
>>749012197What's your problem man, shove off
haha what if Peach cucked Mario with Bowser hehehe
>>749012197So Mario millennial/reddit edition ?
>>749012413And gay, too.
>>749012197wheres his brothers live and love
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>>749012197yes i watched that old robot chicken parody too
What if mario was soviet??