>We finally got a PS5! Now let's play a 2 player game side by side like in the gamecube days!>Okay, I'm sure PS5 has all these fun split-screen co-op games. Like uh......um...
Should at least have Split Fiction and It Takes Two, those aren't that old I think.
>>749018730>Cuckzuma would rather (fail to) fuck those two than these twoHow can a protag have such shit taste?
>>749018730The only couch multiplayer nu-games are fighting games and racing games.
>>749018730Even shit like fortnite has split screen on consoles now don't act like there's nothing
>>749019539Kazuma is a gentleman and a scholar who clearly understands the principle of "flat is justice".
>>749019539>cuckbait rapebait>broke alcoholic womanchildYeah nah, he's clever and is fertilitymaxxing
>>749019609Anon, did you seriously just recommend fucking Fortnite?
>>749019575What about games like Mario Party? That's perfect for couch play. Did that entire genre just die
>>749019640He is a faggot that sleeps flat on the ground like animal instead of soft connoisseur with multiple pillows and then later soft massive boobies all over face which results in much longer and happier life. Flatness only gives you neck pain and short life like cancer victims.
>>749019539Are you retarded?
>>749018730Split FictionIt Takes TwoUntil DawnThe QuarryA Way OutSackboy A Big AdventureBorderlands gamesResident Evil 5, 6Rayman LegendsUnravel TwoTrine 1, 2, 3, 4, 5HelldiversRaystorm HDThe AscentContra Anniversary CollectionResident Evil Revelations 2LEGO Star Wars: The Skywalker SagaLEGO Horizon LEGO Marvel Super Heroes 2LEGO DC Super-VillainsLEGO Jurassic WorldLEGO Harry Potter CollectionLEGO The IncrediblesLEGO City UndercoverRocket LeagueCat Quest 2 & 3Baldur’s Gate 3Lara Croft and the Temple of OsirisLara Croft and the Guardian of LightJamestown+Sky Force ReloadedRaiden V: Director's CutR-Type Final 2Dariusburst Chronicle SavioursDiablo IVDiablo IIIOvercooked! All You Can EatTeenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's RevengeStreets of Rage 4Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The GameFight ForceBaldur's Gate Dark Alliance 1 & 2Dead NationNex MachinaTetris EffectPuyo Puyo Tetris 2Wipeout Omega CollectionThe Dark Pictures Anthology: Man of MedanThe Dark Pictures Anthology: Little HopeThe Dark Pictures Anthology: House of AshesThe Dark Pictures Anthology: The Devil in MeGran Turismo 7Team Sonic RacingCrash Team Racing Nitro-FueledMetal Slug AnthologyBroforceWarhammer 40,000: Inquisitor – MartyrVikings: Wolves of MidgardMagicka 2Little Big Planet 3The Lord of the Rings War in the North remasterTrackmania 2020Minecraft Dungeons 1 & 2
Aqua is the only rational choice to impregnate. My sons will be half divine while yours will be the spawn of autistic womanlets.
>>749019926nearly all of these are are last gen if not more than a decade old. why did OP buy a PS5 to run this shit?
>>749019801>>749019539aquajeet melty
>>749020009>The joy of raising an endearing chuuni autist>vs>The horror of raising a half-Aqua retard
>>749018730man I just want a good konosuba gamehell I'd even take a halfway decent ttrpg (not that I'd ever find anyone else to play it with)
i want to breed iris.videogames.
if i could press a button and vaporize every fan of this isekai trash i would
>>749019539>Larps as a pervert >Bitches out when it’s time for the real dealHE would never
>>749019539Konokuso died the moment the author decided to appeal to pedofags. The humor straight up died the moment he started to make Kazuma develop genuine feelings.
>>749019701Oh sorry you fags like faggot shit like Baldur"s Gay 3. I forgot how FAGGOTY this place is.
>>749020283>Bro just play on the PS4 and wait 5 minutes for shit to load while it sounds like a jet engine bro. Just play in the worst way possible bro Kill yourself you dense retard faggot
>>749020779>>749020846troon melty
>>749020779If I could press a button and kill every fat retard I would have to press it twice for you because you're just that fucking fat you fat retard faggot
>>749020846>the author decided to appeal to pedofagsThat's extremely based, all authors should do this.
>>749020398Aqua would give birth chadliest of chads who would probably win tournament of power or somethingWhat would off spring with those two in OP would result in? Some dead beat who can't even beat a demon king probably, lmao.
>>749020009this is a good point. why wouldn't you want your children to be powerful immortals
>>749021278>Some dead beat who can't even beat a demon king probably, lmao.Oh dear, don't tell him how the demon king is beaten in the novels...
>>749020734The metrodivania was pretty nice.
>>749021795I'll have to check it out
>>749021278Aqua can't get pregnant, she purifies any liquid that enters in contact with her turning it into water.
>>749019539>Fail toHe doesn't know...
>>749020734Honestly I think it should be a Disgaea-type game. The mechanics can be weird or quirky to work with the characters. Megumin can deal the most damage but passes out so you have to utilize her just right. Darkness will always miss but can be used as a shield for other units.
>>749022101
>>749023097She probably will have a FAS baby given how much she drinks in the LNs.It's funny how they completely removed Megumin being an aggressive drunk from the Anime.
>>749020283To play them at a higher framerate and resolution with 20 times less load times?Sometimes i wonder are you guys really this dense or just acting like it to make stuff sound bad
>>749023150???The rest of the crew refusing to let her drink while it's perfectly legal in isekai is a running gag in the LN.
>>749020981>>749023405just switch to PC already retard
>>749023605They often relent and let her drink in the LN then she starts going crazy. In the anime they just give her non-alcoholic stuff so she looks like a schizo.
>>749023727I have a pc but i dont like playing games with keyboard and mouse like a nerd in front of a monitor, also i don't really like having to download 10 different launchers for games and keep track of driver updates and stuff. Unless youre a no life nerd i don't see how pc gaming is better than consoles, i feel like this is just how poor people cope.
>>749023727I own every platform try not being poor
>>749024607>I won every platformMe too, it's called emulation kekTry not being a cucksole poorfag
>>749024191>Unless youre a no life nerd i don't see how pc gaming is better than consolesnow THIS is poornigger cope
>>749024805>>749024848You two, post your pc specs, now. If its anything below 3070 don't even bother (you)ing me
>>749019926>Split Fiction, multiplat>It Takes Two, multiplat>Until Dawn, exclusive>The Quarry, multiplat>A Way Out, multiplat>Sackboy A Big Adventure, exclusive>Borderlands games, multiplat>Resident Evil 5, 6, multiplat>Rayman Legends, multiplat>Unravel Two, multiplat>Trine 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, multiplat>Helldivers, multiplat>Raystorm HD, multiplat>The Ascent, multiplat>Contra Anniversary Collection, multiplat>Resident Evil Revelations 2, multiplat>all LEGOs, multiplat>Rocket League, multiplat>Cat Quest 2 & 3, multiplat>Baldur’s Gate 3, multiplat>Lara Croft and the Temple of Osiris, multiplat>Lara Croft and the Guardian of Light, multiplat>Jamestown+, multiplat>Sky Force Reloaded, multiplat>Raiden V: Director's Cut, multiplat>R-Type Final 2, multiplat>Dariusburst Chronicle Saviours, multiplat>Diablo IV, multiplat>Diablo III, multiplat, no PS5 release>Overcooked! All You Can Eat, multiplat>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Shredder's Revenge, multiplat>Streets of Rage 4, multiplat>Scott Pilgrim vs. The World: The Game, multiplat, no PS5 release>"Fight Force" does not exist, "Fighting Force" is multiplat PS1/N64>BG1 is exclusive (PS2 not PS5), BG2 is multiplat>Dead Nation, exclusve, not on PS5>Nex Machina, multiplat>Tetris Effect, multiplat>Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, multiplat>Wipeout Omega Collection, exclusive, not PS5>Dark Pictures Anthology, all multiplat>Gran Turismo 7, exclusive>Team Sonic Racing, multiplat>Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled, multiplat>Metal Slug Anthology, multiplat>Broforce, multiplat>Warhammer 40,000: Inquisitor – Martyr, multiplat>Vikings: Wolves of Midgard, multiplat, not on PS5>Magicka 2, multiplat, not on PS5>Little Big Planet 3, exclusive, not PS5>The Lord of the Rings War in the North remaster, multiplat>Trackmania 2020, multiplat>Minecraft Dungeons 1 & 2, multiplat
>>749019609>fortnite has split screen on consolesit does?does the other player use another skin i own or can he sign into his own account
>>749026192Other player signs into their account, only on ps or xbox so you cant do it on switch-s2 or pc
>>749026268>cant do it on switch-s2 or pcfuck
>>749026042Why them being multiplat matters? Did you really waste your time over this? God i fucking hate nerds like you, imagine trying to play games with your friend or something and he says well let's not play this game it's also available on pc
>>749026336Why buy a ps5 then?
>>749026442It sits under my tv when i want to play the latest games or when my friend comes over, also can you make a better pc for 600 dollars? with keyboard mouse included since ps5 comes with a controller.
>>749026630Just buy and xbox or a switch 2 instead
>>749026336>Why them being multiplat matters?Why did you buy a $600-700 plastic box to play something you can play anywhere else for cheaper? And why pad your list with backwards compatibility PS4 games? Why not stick to the PS4 then?>Did you really waste your time over this?It didn't take much time at all but I clearly took more care and time than you did just lazily looking up all Sony multiplayer games. Imagine trying to claim "Team Sonic Racing".>God I fucking hate nerds like youYou seem upset, sorry to burst your bubble sonybro.
>>749026690>XboxI was going to do that since i had xbox one last gen, but;1- I don't want a controller with batteries, no gyro, no mic, no touchpad, no speakers2- Xbox has literally 0 games compared to ps5's idk, 5? also i want to play ps4 exclusives aswell3, and the biggest reason- Your phone is a xbox yada yada ads made me hate xbox lol>switch 2 Waiting for oled>>749026775I was talking about consoles in general not just ps5
>>749019539Aqua is meh and Darkness is trash.
>>749026630>It sits under my tv when i want to play the latest goyslop while my wife's boyfriend comes overdo snoys really? I thought it was a meme
>>749027254Buddy not everyone is a 45 yo loser that still keeps posting on 4chan daily, i have friends that visit me often.
Is this anime actually good, or is it just FotM normie weeb obsession over "OMG cute girl but bad anime" that happens like every other year or so.
>>749027893>FotMAn anime that started 9 years ago and is still popular cannot be "FOTM" by definition, retard
>>749027567>I'm a 45yo loser that gets visited by my wife's bulls dailyGrim, but at least you are a better man now
>>749028034Yes and people still obsess over lukewarm gooner shit far past its expiration date on this very board thank you for pointing that out
>>749018730>Babysitting nephew who mostly only plays fortnite and roblox>Try to play a number of couch co-op and competitive games with him>His tiny attention span makes him get bored and want to go back to fortnite after a maximum of 10 minutes, even if he's enjoying the gameToday's kids are genuinely mind-rotted, phones and tablets were a mistake>>749027893It's fun
>>749028453>It's funty that's all I wanted to know, not pessimistic shit, thanks anon gonna check it out.
Aqua is only good when I slop her with a huge dick and spitefucking my OC wife to get back at me for thinking she's retarded
>>749020801His series is absolute dogshit.
>>749019539Aqua wouldn't fuck Kazuma and she has a million of STDs.
>>749028168Retard.
>>749027893It's as good as isekai slop gets. Especially first two seasons
>>749019539Iris and Megumin are way better as romantic heroines, you have brain damage.And he basically gets both of them by the end. He's in deep mutual love with Megumin they've both said out loud, and he's basically double engaged (Ring + Demon King kill) to Iris, who loves him as much as Megumin and fully intends to marry him.
>>749020734The anime mechanics are just D&D characters with very stupid builds.
>>749028806So Kazuma gets hit by a magical truck and gets dragged with Aqua to a different world.
>>749028806>loli threesome endbased
>>749028927No, Aqua goes back to being a goddess. She has a tearful goodbye with Kazuma which suggests how much they meant to each other, but it was always more like siblings than romance.Dorkness was romantic but she genuinely lost and lives in the cuck shed now.
>>749024979Kek no replies. All the PC fags here are third world shitters that just pirate everything on their 980 shitter build and think they're superior
>>749027893Konosuba is FOTM slop that was very popular at the time but went on for too long so that everyone grew up and no longer finds it funny.Even the most popular girl Megumin is just a cheap ripoff of a different chuuni anime character that came earlier.
Reminder that Megumin became way sexier by the end, eating good food with Kazuma's fortune instead of Crimson Demon poverty caused her thighs to double in size
>>749029083That's a Jojo pose.
>>749019539the MC never ever fucks any of them ruins my immersion
>>749029083>slops:goy trannyyour show is shit
>>749019539Imagine wanting an alcoholic retard failure and a one note masochist over a cute princess.
>>749029310No it's Okabe's pose. Megumin tries to do something similar but again, she comes in 5 years late and the only thing she has going for her over Okabe is being a cute girl, there is literally nothing else better about her as a character.
>>749029559Literally kill yourself. Not in Minecraft, but in real life.
>>749029678Maybe you should kill yourself for thinking everything is a Jojo reference, this isn't 2019 you fag.
>>749029498All girls are cute at that age. You only begin to tell if they're going to turn uggo by Megumin's age. She's the safe bet. Besides, the princess is bound to get assassinated or something. You could retire to a peaceful cottage and pump out 20+ kids with Megumin.
>>749029821This is hilarious coming from a onions:goy tranny thinking it's still 2011 when your slop was last relevant
>>749029821>everything is a Jojo referenceCorrect.
>>749029876Or you could stop being retarded and go back to heaven with Aqua where you get to enjoy your immortal bodies together (You don't age in god realm)
>>749029876Iris is literally top 5 strongest in her universe. Royals are OP in general because of their eugenics tradition of breeding with heroes. Plus she's basically Saber from Fate who uses the totally not Excalibur and can shoot sword beams.
>>749029876>the princess is bound to get assassinated or somethinganon it's a JRPG world, the only threat to the kingdom was the demon king and Kazuma already BTFOd him
>>749030002SG is more relevant now than Konoshitba currently is simply because it's still considered one of the best anime of all time. This thing is isekai slop.
>>749027893It's isekai but everyone is an idiot.
Reminder the flatties in Konosuba are the most popular by far. Megumin, Eris/Chris and Iris mog Aqua and Darkness.
>>749030190>shitskin:groid is more relevant>considered one of the best anime of all timekek delusional trannoid
>>749029876>Besides, the princess is bound to get assassinatedSo Kazuma will take the hit for her and get reincarnated again.
>>749030105That's the premise of half of light novels.
>>749030330See the difference he is that you're mad because I speak the truth. And also because you are an overgrown Jojo and Konosuba fan.
>>749030319how the fuck is a side character like Iris above Aqua
>>749030441japs are obsessed with lolis because it's the only hole that doesn't make them feel small
>749030426>trannoid monkey still having a meltykekaroo
>>749018730megumin wins my heart and my dick
>>749030441>why is this side character more popular than this side characterBetter design and personality
>>749030426NTA but you are gay and retarded.
>>749030441Iris becomes more important later on.
>>749030441She's not really a side character, she reappears more and more as the story goes on. Her total relevancy is about where Eris/Chris or Yunyun is.Plus she's heavily featured in the second run of the explosions spinoff as Megumin's friend and partner in crime (literally in one case where they became thieves with Chris)
No one can resist the imouto princess, especially not Kazuma since that's his main fetish.
>>749018730I like this scene because he swapped bodies with the blonde Loli and that's hot
>>749030486>least racist weeb
>>749031089why are you a pedo?
>>749028937
>>749029303Kazuma beating the demon king with explosion was way too romanticAbsolute peak
>>749031460
>>749031531HEAVEN OR HELL
>>749019609cool any other 15 year old games i can play on my brand new top-end gaming device?
>>749020801it's downright inspiring how much tranny seethe this character generates daily
>>749031575Heaven
>>749030090If I've ever seen Japanese media before in my life, she's being tentacle-rape-vored by a (non-crimson) futa-demon in the next panel and by the time Kazuma can rescue her she's a completely mind-broken seedbed that has one last moment of rational cognition left in her entire existence, which she spends crying profusely, begging Kazuma to kill her and end her suffering. Kazuma does it and then retires from adventuring, a broken man who shows up at the final fight to die heroically but uselessly.Meggers is the safe choice, she's not pure-hearted enough for fate to victimize her so. At worst she'll be comedy-molested by a slime and reluctantly enjoy it, then head straight home and fucks Kazuma half to death to mentally reassert her loyalty to him and then bear triplets who love their daddy and have wacky lighthearted adventures.YOU KNOW I'M 100% RIGHT ON THIS ENTIRE POST.EVERYSINGLEWORD
>>749030486Modern women masturbate with dildos girthier than Gabe Newell's wrist both holes and a vibrator that gets picked up on seismographs in another time zone and still need 20 minutes to get off. Can you blame me for wanting a girl to actually be able to feel my average-sized dick?
>>749030319How the FUCK is it 2026 and basic image editing is still abject dogshit on mobile? I could vibe-code apps in an afternoon that rapes and gapes every single multimedia tool on Android and I'm not fucking exaggerating. Jesus Christ.Here's a translated version, anyway...>I'm dilating right now and is that a TYPO? A TYPO? AI made the wrong guess at a made-up word from a fantasy setting?! IT'S OVER FOR AICHUDS!kill yourself
>>749030036>a single lifetime with a cute short skinny flat 80 pound chunni who I'll slowly class-change from crimson demon to semen demonvs>eternity with a loud crude alcoholic hag>get cucked on Meggers>get banished to some hellish nightmare realm when she catches you seeking the comfort of a pads-removed chest
