>>749019375
Depends on the game like the text says but my fav is holding the cock with my left hand and c buttons with right hand

>>749019375
I prefer getting carpal tunnel playing 8h a day on my 3ds than use that shitty N64 controller

>>749019474
I think carpal tunnel would be the least of your problems if you played 8 hours of 3DS a day.

>>749019375
WASD + Ctrl + Space + Q + E + F
+ left click right click sidebutton1 sidebutton2
.
simply as
i will not use your vibrating dildo device

>>749019607
Ok have fun with your dads office supplies but we didnt invide you omar

>>749019671
shut the fuck up retarded brownoid

>>749019375
I lay on my back with my legs up and insert the middle part in my ass, mounting the two outer ones upon my cushionous ass cheeks as I play Classic 2d controls style.
The middle joystick serves as a useful stopper so it doesn't go in too far, lest I be distracted from my gaming session by a prostate orgasm.

>>749019718
come on anon don't get so angry, it's ok to be broke and not being able to afford proper gaming devices. Go emulate 20 year old games on your pathetic computer and tell everyone how pc's are stronger than consoles.

>>749019375
why didn't they just use two analog sticks