Should speedrunning be more popular?
>>749021659Why did they do it?
>>749021659yeah, trooning out too
>>749021659Random dude rivals their times while casually eating pizza with a constant low heart rate. Tranny speedrunners were just pathetic and bitter.
>>749021794>Gets caught cheating to do it.Tranny's can be hated for many things but not when it comes to their autistic power levels.
>>749021884>caught doing something he didn't doNo one can prove he cheated."omg humans totally can't pull off TAS-level movement" is not proof
>>749021659I would have more respect for speedrunning if the popular categories were all glitchless, but as it is right now speedrunning is just using bullshit to skip the whole game. They don't engage with the gameplay and master the mechanics, they just skip shit. Rubbing your face against a wall until you trigger the 0.01% chance glitch that teleports you to the end credits doesn't make you good at the actual game and should never count as beating the game.
>>749022639That reminds me of those esoteric GTA speedruns where the runner had to do all those random things to be teleported to final mission
>>749022639you are such a gay faggot and scrub, holy shit.also there is almost always a glitchless category. once again, dumb retard mouthing off about something he doesn't understand or know anything about
>>749021659finally a legit speedrunner, unlike that hack mitchell
>>749022639I personally prefer to watch something more interesting than "playing the game but fast". Glitched runs have that surprise element and teach you more about the game.What I don't see is why are there so many people that sperg over glitched runs.
>>749023040Name a single game where the most popular category is glitchelss and no skips.Also remember that you will never be a real woman.
>>749023040>glitchless>look inside>"Actually when you jump of this ledge and activate this item over this pixel it isn't a glitch because the item's use-case is..."
>>749023191because that's what they are. spergs.spergs who cannot think outside of their own predefined premise of what a thing is and how it should be. they will have this attitude even when they know nothing about a thing
>>749021659>made a bit for some Mexican TV show>still makes trannies unironically seethe to this day>thousands of multiple hours videos seething about an obvious bit
>>749021659This vid was clearly banter but spedrunners are so autistic that they took it literally lol
>>749023191Personally I find actually playing a video game more interesting than skipping it.
>>749022639The only speedrun I ever enjoyed watching was someone completing Rayman in 1 hour.
>>749023208never said it was the most popular category. maybe you are a woman because you read what you want to read, instead of just reading and understanding like a normal person.
>>749021659no>>749022639The heavily glitched run are only interesting technically, grinding runs of the same glitched game is pointless, rather watch a run that shows off a high level of knowledge and skill
>>749021916>implying.ok
>>749023326>anon complains about the most popular categories always being glitchfests>retard goes "but this category has no glitches"
i've yet to see them glitch themselves into womanhood
Someone just end this miserable thread already and start posting straight tranny yams and petit girlcock.
>>749023487glitchless is popular and does exist. why complain it isn't the most popular.you too seem to be a woman, or rather teenage girl with that gay mindset
I don’t care about dysgenic speedrunners and how they wasted 5000 hours doing the same thing over and over again. I only care about TAS.
>>749023543>they think that putting on a wig and chopping off their dick counts as being a woman>they think that skipping the whole game with some bullshit glitch counts as beating the gameNow it all makes sense.
>>749023602It's nowhere near any%, and the popularity of a category tells you what speedrunners value more in general and what speedrunning is mainly about.
>>749023543I smirked.
>>749023773It tells you what people enjoy playing and watching.
>>749023543lel
>>749023040>there is almost always a glitchless categoryNot true at all. At best you'll find categories that ban huge skips or annoying/inconsistent skips. Find me a Ratchet and Clank category where they don't abuse stupid movement glitches all the time. Find a Zelda OoT category that doesn't do any glitches or skips.Speedtranners for some reason hate playing games as they were intended.
speedrunning is like being rainman but without any actual benefit
>>749023953I think you can get free HRT doing it tho
>>749023208its so fucking obvious you disgusting incel scrubs never accomplished anything in your miserable livesimagine being this mad that someone is better than you at video gamesalso remember that you will never have sex with a real woman
>>749023903>hate playing games as they were intended.the main point of speedrunning isn't to do that why are you expecting it just to get disappointed.are you dumb and/or autistic? definitely the latter.>sneaking in skips in your argumentwidening and moving the goalpost I see. you're a funny guy. goodbye
>>749023257I thought I was the only one who noticed this, literally no one for literally years pointed this out for some reason.
(not reading anything at all in the thread) no I think speedrunners should be executed for the crime of being cringe. thank you, go to hell
>>749024243Glitches and skips go hand in hand together. Weird thing to sperg out about.
>>749021659speedrunning is severe autism and people who have nothing to achieve things in that matter, so they fixate on one game and try achieve something in that game that they fool themselves into thinking that matters and it gives their life some kind of meaningwhen it has zero relevance, and if you died today it would make no difference to anything
>>749021693views
>>749021884>>749021693I dont think he realized how serious people took speed running
>>749024151Dilate
Elite ball knowledge lol
>>749023040>if the popular categories were all glitchless=/=> there is almost always a glitchless category.No surprise a speeruntard can't even read
what happened to karl?
speedrunning should be less popular.
>>749023543
>>749023903>Speedtranners for some reason hate playing games as they were intended.They do the same with their gender.
>>749025686He's sucking hot sauce straight out of Billy Mitchell's cock.
>>749022639Agreed, glitchless is the only type I care about.
>>749022639True, actually.
>>749024151You press buttons against a tree for hours a day, months at a time without any realistic pause, millions of times to get through the tree saving 0.000000000000001% of a picosecond. You're infinitely worse than the most negative stereotypes of a basic, entry level gamestester that supposedly "walks into a wall 8 hrs per day". At least those are getting paid and don't kys when they see a father laughing with the mother and their kid on the street. God forbid they are the White :)
>>749022639I'm going to be a pedantic faggot but I also agree. Old speedrun rulesets usually banned glitches, but the problem is how do you define a glitch? Original FF7 had a bug where the magic defense stat just does nothing at all. Is that a glitch, and does that mean there's no such thing as a glitchless FF7 run? The answer is this question is retarded and not worth asking. Instead of demanding no glitches, which is impossible, speedrunners have categories that ban certain known glitches and exploits. Unfortunately, speedrunning is full of trannies who love abusing every exploit possible, so games rarely have categories that ban game-breaking glitches and give you gameplay that looks anything like someone just playing the game. Most speedruns just aren't interesting to watch, especially when it's just some faggot rerolling over and over for the one game-breaking exploit
>>749032656I'm impartial to the "no major glitches" rulesets some games have. This bans the retarded "skip 90% of the game to beat it in 5 minutes" tricks and just narrows it down to stuff that might save a few seconds that isn't that difficult to pull off but looks cooler and more interesting than just beating it normally.You see this ran at GDQ a lot because it's far more interesting than both glitchless and any% runs.
>>749023040>glitchless categoryWrong, what you mean is there are categories called "glitchless" that might ban very specific exploits like a credits warp or arbitrary code execution. These categories are still full of glitches and appeal to the lowest common denominator of troons who won't speedrun a category that doesn't let them break the game in half. This is an obvious reference to how troons can't ever be honest about anything fyi
>>749021916His hand was not even on the fucking controller and he was moving in-game you retard. He wasn't playing.
>>749032827Yeah GDQs are a good place to see cool runs, I don't bother watching streamed attempts outside of that
I'm having a weird day where everything feels weird and depressing in an abstract way I can't grasp why its just one of those days
>>749033000Did you take your estrogen today?
>>749021659Dude passes more without trying than the trannies seething at him on years of HRT lulz
>>749033000sometimes you just have those days. it'll pass
Speedrunners fear the Miku fitness boxing game.
>>749021659
Daily reminder
>>749036540What's the reason for this?
I kown it is not speedruns per se, but the fact that those who want to get a high score in Megabonk go for the relatively easy first level instead of the second one disturbs me greatly.Playing on the second level would prevent their extreme min-maxxing as they would need upgrades right from the start instead of delaying them for snowballing purposes.I feel that someone who respects the game would try his best on a level that can fight back but highscorers clearly don't.
>>749023543owned
>>749037734autism overlap
>>749037734you're asking why insular community-seekers might catch the social contagion fetish? really?
>>749021659I dont like when people show off, fake or not
>>749022639Based. Le crazy skips become boring after 2 or 3 times (resets are always boring though).
>>749022639Shut the fuck up you incel scrub, you have no idea what you're even talking about.Glitches take more skill than the basic bich casual ass gameplay that scrubs like you want to see.I'm glad that the speedrunning community largely ignores dipshits like you who like to mouth off about speedrunning this and speedrunning that when you're obviously just jealous of gaming skills you're too dumb to even understand.We are better than you, fucking deal with it.
>>749032879>literally moving too fast for your measly 60FPS camera/monitor to registerSkill issue.trannies could NEVER
>>749033000Thanks for your blog post!
>>749022639glitchless is by far the most popular category as far as spectating goes.
>>749023040>>749038948uh oh trans melty
>>749023543>no pussy speedrun 41%
How can you guys even tell when an anon is trans? Asking for a friend.
>>749038948you tell 'em sis!
>>749039307It's kind of like when you see a white girl walking a 90lb shitbullyou just know
>>749021659No. Not that it's a bad thing but it's like already popular enough. There are dedicated people who push boundaries on pretty much every notable game and we got enough content about that. Making it any more popular than this would really just bring in more tourists and normalfags who tend to ruin things.What I'd like to see more is more games that encompass speedrunning as gameplay mechanic. I had a lot of fun beating my/my friends times and getting ranks in Neon White, Trackmania and Ultrakill. Would love to see more games do this with charts, leaderboards and such.
>>749039576>deckbuilding roguelite
>>749021659>decide to see how fast someone has completed my favorite game>it's some third world faggot constantly yapping to his twitch chathate this shit
>>749021659no, only troons like speedrunning
>>749039770It's kinda funny. Speedrunning used to be autists sending in their videos, but the advent of twitch has somehow made all these autists think thousands of people wanna watch them do it live
>>749039763>roguelitewhere
>>749039127100% pure distilled bullshit.Speedrunners hate glitchless because it takes much longer to do a run, so they can't grind a good run as efficiently as doing glitches.Spectators mostly watch glitched any% runs because that's what Dong Gone Quick and speedrun.com highlight the most by far.Retards like >>749038948 also think that doing glitches is more """skillful""" than actually learning the game and doing proper routing, ignoring the fact that fucking glitches are pretty much a different game that has nothing to do with the gameplay design that the developers created.
>>749021659I just like watching TAS' because they help me sleep
>>749039857sadly there is apparently enough of an audience of retards to warrant streaming the same thing over and over again, until the tars align and they manage to pull off the best possible sequence of fast segments.Ruins the viewing experience for everyone who isn't a mentally ill loser when they upload their stream to youtube later.
>>749040204A friend and I found a speedrunner on twitch playing mario 64 like 10 years ago, he fucking sucked at the game and 99% of his runs he had to reset at like the second level. We watched him because he would get super tilted.I looked him up a year or so ago and he was still playing the game and from the 5 or so minutes I watched he didn't seem to really be any better at it. It made me feel kind of sad
>>749038948Stop chasing the speedrunning become a woman record because you can never get even with glitches like wearing a dress and chopping your cock and balls off. Go chase the record for roping
>>749022639wrong and gay, i want to see an autist break apart my favorite game and complete it in ways i didnt know were possible. i can do a normal speedrun right now if i wanted to, i want to see some difficult tricks and glitches
>>749021794FUCKING KEK
>>749039930>ignoring the fact that fucking glitches are pretty much a different game that has nothing to do with the gameplay design that the developers created.And why should I give a fuck about "the design the developers created"?Most games are designed for children, I have no reason to respect that.
>>749023884Kamiya jerked off to this.
Do trannies seriously believe that grinding glitches to skip shit is more fun than actually engaging with the game mechanics?
>>749041447Why not just watch a commentated longplay if you want to see the game played 100% as intended
Speedrunning was only good before people started doing it for views, clout, and money. Modern speedrunners and speedruns are boring.
>>749041642Watching someone skillfully defeat a boss is indeed more interesting that watching a tranny glitching through a wall to skip that boss entirely.
>>749022639correct take, and I don't understand why people like it. It kinda feels hard to find high level gameplay for something online without it resorting to glitches and exploits. The only thing that still has that visible skill is competitive tourneys since you can't actually cheat and have to get good.
>>749036540did this guy ever recover from getting raped by Big Billy
>>749041769If you dont enjoy speedruns you don't have to watch them. Some people like seeing games get broken apart mechanically
>>749041231Even games designed for children have a design and a balance to them, they were created with artistic intent and merit even when they are bad. Glitches have no design, they're just random bullshit resulting from coding errors.
>>749022639>nooo you literally can't define "glitchless"!yes you can. getting slightly faster movement or dealing double damage vs doing a 10-step RNG induced subframe precision skip of 90% of the game content are not the same thing
>>749041970You sound autistic>STOP PLAYING THE GAME IN A WAY THE DEVS DIDN'T INTEND, YOURE SHITTING ON THEIR ARTThe people that discover these glitches probably have more accumulated normal gameplay hours than 99% of the people who played it
All of this thread is just seething over trannies and making up post-factum excuses to look more sophisticated.If it's a glitch run, /v/ says it's skillless skipping of the game. If it's a glitchless run, then it's a let's play.
>>749042178>NOOOOO SKIPPING THE GAME IS THE SAME AS PLAYING IT AND IM THE BEST AT THE GAME FOR SKIPPING ITYou are neither a good player nor a real woman.
>>749039307By noticing the patterns>writes like he's talking down to (you)>overuse of buzzwords (chud and the like)>acts overly smug (to an annoying degree)>has a meltdown when their forced narrative doesn't work on Anons>they care too much about the life of the person they're "arguing" against, over elaborating their lifestyle, appearance and perceptions that only the (groomed) underage and xitterfags care about>they cherry pick and ignore any argument that they don't like, considering only the schizos or shitposters to prove a point
>>749042878...so, anons calling anons trannies are trannies?
>>749042878you quite literally just described /v/ as a whole
>>749042178>if you haven't beaten every boss, completed every storyline and killed every NPC you haven't beaten Elden Ringlmao
>>749043004Seeing how the board degraded over the years, yeah. doesn't help the jannies and the constant raids
no
Is this thread even about video games?
>>749032879>speedrun trannies haven't discovered how to buffer inputs on Mario 1oh no no no no
>>749032656>but the problem is how do you define a glitchEvery game ever made is designed to be beat in a certain order through levels or open world, a glitch is being able to skip sections of the game, like an entire level or zone/region
>>749021659The more time goes by the more based this becomesThey just didn't give a shit
>>749043185It speedran past that
>>749043274so what is wavedashing
>>749043185>OP posts gif from a dead spic channel>mentions speedrunning>apparently the video riled up a lot of spic trannies>thread discussion devolves into trannies (again) + speedrunning
To me, glitching to avoid gameplay sections that would otherwise allow high levels of skill epxression is the problem.I doubt anyone cares if someone glitches to skip a grind or to skip pointless traversal where you would normally just hold forward, but if you skip a boss or a difficult level for instance, that's when it crosses the line, because you are avoiding a mechanically rich part of the game instead of mastering it.Of course the issue here is that the judgment has a lot of subjectivity to it and it's hard to make perfectly consistent calls on what's acceptable to skip, but I tend to agree that modern speedrunning tends to go a bit too far into skipping mechanically rich sections.Anyway, that's my two cents. Thanks for attending my TED talk.
>>749022865Watch a fallout 4 speedrun for something truly nonsensical.
The topic of glitches reminds me of Simpsons Hit and Run speedrunning, where 90% of the run is doing the machines as efficiently as possible while the last 3 missions are all about boundary breaking. Those last three missions aren't the low point either because getting that boundary break is still hard as balls to actually pull off and can still end in a dud run.Speedruns that skip 99% of the game suck, speedruns that use a glitch to break parts of the game for a smoother experience are fine.
>>749041823>buy HOI4 on release>game is really difficult for me, I have trouble balancing the ratios of units to equipment and end up getting supply choked half-way through the war>look up guides/videos>every single one is just telling you how to exploit the game or 'trick' the AI into not picking advantageous fights against you>goofy shit like having a unit be comprised of only artillery or switching all of your units to just one truck just before a civil war and switching back>zero guides or advice on how to actually play the game normally>fast forward 10 years>the game is completely different with like $2000 of DLC>the updates were made around the exploits and now they're just part of the game>it's no longer about having a semi-realistic war simulation but how you can break the AI as quickly as possible>this is now the intended core gameplay-loop for some reason
Speedruns are inherently flawed. Speedtranners want their runs to generate attention, but few people are interested in watching a speedrun that skips all story, dialogue, cutscenes, and usually skips gameplay segments too, all for a silly goal of "beating the game faster". I'd rather watch a longplay video made with savestates to showcase full game with expert level of execution. But most longplayers are fucking morons that can't do things right. They miss optional content and waste time navigating the game suboptimally.
>>749046251>your hobby is shit because it has niche appealwhat happened to this fucking website man
>>749046251Reminds me of the Plague play through of Dark Souls where he basically did a room-by-room lore breakdown.
>>749023543jej
>>749032656This is why I only watch Resident Evil speed runs. They don't involve any chicanery past shit like stair skating and is always a demonstration of skill and game knowledge. They're also mercifully short
>>749049000ôk tranny
>>749021659No, it's an autistic as hell waste of time.
>>749039307You can tell because they sound like overemotional men.
>>749021659I think it's fine where it is.
Speedrunning is the most degenerate act known to man.
>>749022639The only glitches that are bad are the ones that trivialize the game (such as the equipment stacking glitch in Phantasy Star Online), completely skip the game (Gohma warp in Ocarina of Time), or make the game miserable to play or watch (going out of bounds in basically any game)The real great sin in speedrunning occurs when a game's community decides not to seperate easy mode from other difficulties, and doesn’t label the runs as being done on easy mode
>>749053538This reminds me.>click on a Tomb Raider speedrun with commentary>the guy is playing the remaster with modern controls>says TR speedrunning is basically always done with modern controls now because it saves so much time>it saves time because it basically disables the weighty physics of lara's movement>somehow speedrunning faggots think this is acceptableI left a dislike and closed the video in disgust.
>>749054103>i want to see someone beat this game as fast as possible>NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT
>>749054228To be fair, playing classic Tomb Raider with modern controls should get you thrown into the brazen bull even if you're not speedrunning.
>>749046350Plague is bad at the game though. He didn't demonstrate any interesting gameplay or strategy.
>>749054228>beat this gameExactly. This game.
>>749054426Then don't watch people run the remaster
>>749021659Speedrunning getting popular is why the community is in such a shitshow.
>>749023227Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fsu4miYMWo
>>749054864NTA but, he didn't, he closed the video.Are you retarded?
>>749055096Im glad you felt the need to share this extremely pedantic response
>>749024151>speedrunner telling people about how they've never accomplished anything in their lives
>>749054982This has to be staged. There's no way.
>>749055630It was.
>>749022639Just watch beat em up or shmup 1 credit clears, it's far more entertaining than a glitched or glitchless speedrun ever could, plus the stakes are actually intuitive, like when a guy dies in a 1cc you immediately know he's fucked and not confused whether that's part of the strategy or not.
>>749021916>>749032879How do human beings fall for bait as bad as this?
>>749038948A speedrunner couldn't do a quarter circle even if xer HRT was on the line.
>>749039576The children yearn for the arcades.
>>749057067I do wish we had japan like arcades around here with rythm games and such. They are a lot of fun.
>>749054103I've never seen it run with modern controls but the jumps that people pull off with the tank controls is spectacular to watch
