Tav, you don’t understand, Lady Shar actually cares about me!!!
Lady Shar also forbids her from shaving.
>>749023017wtf? I love Shar now
I dislike her default hair. It looks like a legoman's hair, like it would all come off at once if you pulled upwards. Anyway, Mizora is best bitch.
>be a woman>have zero conviction about your beliefs>change your entire worldview and personality to be a pickme for the guy you want to fuckWhy are they like this?
Is it really that easy to break a w*man and make her worship you?
>>749023081The craziest shit is they know for certain that gods exist, an afterlife exists, and STILL choose to worship evil back-stabbing deceitful gods.
>>749023081Because she was brainwashed and forced into those beliefs with severe memorywipesShe never really cared for Shar, she didn't join on her own free will.
>>749022956>that webm of mario getting 1 up by jumping on her infinitely
she cucks you
>>749023327OP has been cucked a lot then.
>>749023327Not if you kill Halsin, which you should be doing anyway because he's such a useless whiney bitch.
>>749023190>STILL choose to worship evil back-stabbing deceitful gods.The "good" gods are really not that better, given the eternal medieval stasis they enforce with extreme prejudice and the Harpers being the best lawful evil on the side of good.
>>749022956That's cool, shart *goes back to fucking my frog wife*
I might have actually cared about Shadowheart if she wasn't a boring ugly elf bitch.
>>749023468Oof, that face
>>749025069Every female companion in BG3 has a slightly weird face. Even Shadowheart, who is the most "conventionally attractive" is kind of mannish.
>>749022956>tf left her at camp when i did all the temple of shar stuff
>>749023423>>749023190>gods? psh... couldn't be m-ACK
>>749025127I think you might have face blindness or something if you think they're comparable.
>>749023081>pickmeYou have to go back
>>749023190She didn't have much of a choice, she has been brainwashed since she was a little kind, that is kind the point of the whole story, a similar point is repeated in relation to Laezel and the Ilithid.
>>749023468as long as you mod that face out, sure
>>749026613>He doesn't like ugly toad girlsyou gay
>>749026023nice resolution retard
>>749026613I don't think they need give Lae'zel a full on elf face, but the current Gith design looks like someone scrunched up a normal nose in a character modeler. Their philtrum should be more nornslly placed and their tiny noses should be replaced with a more custom nose. The artwork sort of has it. It looks more like if they had no nose cartilage at all but the nose placement is still normal.
>>749023190>why do people vote for known corrupt politicians?
>>749023190>evil goddess>creates a curse over an entire region and gives out power like candy during halloween>good gods>never seen or heard from, let their followers be murdered by the formergood Gods more like cuck Gods
>>749022956
>>749022956>Lady SAARRR
>>749022956Temu Morrigan
>>749027435Damn I wish Selune Shar didn't dye her hair
>>749023327They all do
>>749023081Do you want realistically written female characters or not anon? You cant have it both ways.
little gnome girls are built for girth humans
i want to BE shadowheart
>>749025127>>749025069desu the problem is that art, not the actual Lae'zel face. Also it made her wierdly muscular for some reason when gith barely have muscles.Even if she was uglier it would still be better to chose her over shart just because she actually values monogamy instead of trying to constantly convince you of inviting other men to fuck her
>>749023468do you have the full version?
>>749027303If you think Lae'zel is ugly you should see the gith companion in NWN2
It's the eyes
>>749023327>brings her to a brothel to fuck two incest twins>surprised she wants to add moreThis is 100% on you.
It's the eyes bros
>>749028864That looks better conceptually though she just has worse graphics
>>749028567>When Halsin's on the right
>>749028759It's the weird curve of the bridge of her nose and the size of her philtrum that makes part of her face appeared very scrunched up compared to depictions like >>749028864
>>749028921
>>749023206Wait wut?
>>749023190People doing things against their own interest is tale old as time. Even more so in a setting where communication and knowledge sharing isn't near as easy as modern day.
>>749029626You do know that that's exactly what Schrodingers experiment suggests, right? The Cat could be alive or dead, it's opening the box that collapses the quantum state into a determined reality.Likewise Shadowheart neither has or has not had those feelings about Halsin or other companions but bringing her to a brothel and asking her to fuck another man collapses your game's quantum state into one where you are determined to be a cuckold.
>>749023190>be a dirt farmer>get shitty harvest after harvest while bandits extort you>good gods just say to tough up>evil gods give immediate boons in exchange for worship and minor things like decorating your barn with the bandits innards
>>749029932The Good Gods sent me to slaughter the bandits and my Druid buddy to restore the land though.
BG3 is just a fantasy screenarchery game for fujos now.
>>749029918>Likewise Shadowheart neither has or has not had those feelings about Halsinshe will flirt with him and gush about how attractive he is at multiple points regardless of what you do at the brothel or whatever relationship you have with halsin
>>749030020Yeah and my character straight up fucked Lae'zel screaming before I even romanced Shart. But you complain specifically about the "dreaming" dialogue.
>>749029990Why are characters made by women so horrid looking?
>>749029932>and minor things like decorating your barn with the bandits innardsdecorating your barn with your children innards*
>>749028448off model
>>749022956ugh i hate 5e balance but pf2e has boring asf levelups too and magic is gimped
>>749022956My wife, Shadowheart.
>>749022956Why are there suddenly a fresh influx of these bg3 threads again?Barely anyone plays it; everyone has played through it, either liked it, meh'd at it or disliked it.Is this some sort of larian pre-pr prop up for their new divinity game?
>>749023081>learning from the world around you and updating your beliefs when presented with new information makes you a <insert slur here>why are rightoids like this?
>>749030756
>>749031001There are 70000 people playing it right now
Guys, this may be controversial, but I really want to stick my penis inside of Shadowheart.
>>749031161Is that a lot?
>Can't have a villain Romance between Bhaal Durge and Shar Shadowheart >No scene at the end of the world with the two of you dancing among the blood and viscera before you suicide pact each other
>>749022956the women in this game are fucking ugly wtf
>>749031309Notice the volume of gacha threads and then consider that Zenless Zone Zero only has 5000 active players
>>749031309yes you fucking moron, top 10th game on steam currently had 100k players and BG3 was released 3 years ago with zero DLC
>>749022956I only just realized that there are two elves in this game, and that it's not just one with either black hair or white hair that changes color due to story choices.
>>749032579Shart is a half elf.What's the parentage there? Father the darthiir, mother the rivvil? Or father human, mother elven? It's always confusing with crossbred mongrels.
>>749023371HOLY BASED!
>>749032805elf dad human mom
>>749029932You forget the following>worship evil gods>pretty much in 99.999% of cases end up dying horribly and end up in a shitty afterlife>worship good gods>get a relatively normal life and a decent afterlife>dont worship good gods>get a relatively normal life, mediocre/decent afterlife because good gods are not that pettyThe thing about good and evil gods is that with good ones you dont really get much benefit and lead a relatively ordinary/normal life. With evil ones, you get suckered hard, even IF you are some fancy fuck. Evil gods are like loan sharks - they give you some power, and then they demand 1000% interest returns.
>>749032805>>749033035I think her parents are half-elves themselves?
>>749034057you find them in the end, high elf father, human mother
>>749030245>>749029990More importantly, why does the aesthetic of *every* game's mod scene turn into this emo second life+instagram model look?
>>749027650It would have been so much better if it was revealed that the black hair was dye and she just removed it, revealing some normal hair color beneath (brown, blonde, red, etc.). Her dying it white when she does't even technically worship Selune at this point seems a bit extreme. >inb4 her natural hair color is whitePossible I guess, but her parents seem to have normal hair that's just turned grey from age.
>>749022956Hey girl why the long face?
>>749036570>I see why they call Shar the "Lady of Loss", this whole temple is full of losers
>>749036961>no Kagha
>>749026321her head is fucking HUGE
>>749037048Too based for this shitty world. Sven seriously fucked up by not having her become a companion to right her wrongs.
>>749027303I've been using pic related in my playthroughs, think it makes her look slightly better without veering to hard into just "green human/elf" territory
>>749026023What the fuck is that I don't remember that in my playthrough
>>749026023Kelemvor always hated the Wall of the Faithless. He only felt forced to put it back up when it was directly messing up how belief/faith worked and gods were losing followers.It's apparently been changed where the Wall of the Faithless is no more, so he in-lore likely found a way to make things work without it (more likely meta reason is that WotC problem found something "problematic" or something retarded). Now non-believers are basically worms stuck in the fugue plane, but Kelemvor can choose to give them purpose helping him in the Fugue plane if he so chooses and deems them worthy. A workaround for him originally being a Good aligned mortal human, but being forced to be a "Neutral" deity
>>749027663Something you want to tell us anon
>>749027432Talking this guy into essentially killing himself is hilarious.
>>749037747Nta but it's the "Wall of the Faithless", and that's from the Mask of the Betrayer expansion of Neverwinter Nights 2.It's where (previously) souls of mortals who've died go if they did not worship a patron deity in life. They're absorbed into the Wall and erased from existence over time.That's no longer the case, but it was previously.
>>749031006Isn’t “pickme” a term the left typically uses? Between than and Uncle Tom both sides seem keen on slur slinging, one side is just more blatant about their hatred.
>>749027574kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8Uq_Tqxn7w
>>749023081It takes a long while for her to change her view and she has been brainwashed since a child in the first place.
>>749029308Is this canon underwear or a mod?
>>749038279it looks like her default underwear, but just dyed to another color.
>>749023017It is one of the most pathetic bush meshes in all gaming. Goddam Larian. If you are going to give us the option of full bush, then commit or don’t even bother. Shadowheart got robbed of a proper muff.
>>749023190Do people in the D&D world actually know about alignment let alone the alignment of gods? Obviously the knowledge is so meta now that the audience knows it, but I'm not sure people are supposed to know in world.Obviously some gods like Cyric or Bhaal are plainly evil. But Shar is big and abstract enough in her portfolio you could assume she's just edgy. Zeus and Aries are edgy, but they're still regarded as normal gods.
>>749037257>make Halsin companion because people like him>he instantly stops being likable the moment he proposes to be your companion in most homoerotic way
>>749039459It's supposed to be a meta thing for people knowing alignment.But then spells like "Detect Evil/Good" existed that sort of throws that out.They sort of softened what those kinds of spells actually detected over time (limited to outsiders and similar creature types, not really material plane humanoids) and talked of people being slightly "evil" but not dangerously so, just living their lives as to why you can't just cast it and slay people.I don't even recall if it even exists in 5e or not.Keep in mind that earliest D&D didn't start right off with all the current alignments. "Men & Magic" just had Law, Neutrality, and Chaos.
>>749038951she's a half-elf, their men can barely manage bears
>>749023190afterlife is temporary, you eventually get merged with the fabric of the afterlife losing all individuality, all memories, all sense of self, and get reduced to soul-juice for your godeven if you're one of the lucky few who gets turned into an outsider, they all still come with an expiration date and eventually your god is gonna send you on a suicide mission, and when you die as an outsider you're also gone forever and your god slurps up your soul juice good afterlife, evil afterlife, none of it matters
>>749040092Bears are more of a hairy human thing huehue
>>749029626>I'm a faggot because theoretically I could have a cock in my ass right nowThat is you. That is how you reason.>>749030020And she flirts with Karlach, calling her a tasty treat. Does that make her a lesbian then? Mongoloid reasoning. She's a cheater when she cheats and not before she cheats.
