Got it for 90% off and played it for about 40 minutes.It's aggressively mid, and feels like some asscreed adventure slop. Is it really just banking on brandslop to appeal to people? Does it actually get interesting outside of the intro sections? Because otherwise I'm refunding it, it's not worth what I paid.
>FALL.this always gets me
>>749028860COWTOOLS
I bought it cause five bucks but as is steam sale tradition, won't play it for months, if ever.
>>749030114I wonder if Malfoid is popular enough with Japanese artists to warrant its own comiket booth space.
>>749028860I love that comic. And just don't play shit games and problem solved
woah
"HARRY POTTER", Dumbledore said so softly you could hear the old wizard breaking the gagged house elf's fingers between each word, "DID YOU SNEAK INTO THE SLYTHERIN COMMON ROOM AND FUCK MALFOY IN FRONT OF HER SIMPS MAKING THEM SIT IN THE KEK CHAIR?"Another gentle snap of Doggy's finger's echoed around the silent room, "THAT'LL BE ANOTHER 200 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR"
>>749030404>I wonder if Malfoid is popular enough with Japanese artistsJapan helped cure Tom's mental health crisis We don't love the Japanese enough.
>>749032350>DoggyFuck I meant Dobby.
>>749032391I love how japan discovered harry potter memes
>>749032350>>749032489
>>749030404>MalfoidWhat's wrong with Malfoid again?
>didn't get it for free
>>749032654>picwow it's almost as if straight men like straight sex and not fag sex, who would've thought.
Is this some sort of new trend?
Wow, cool off-topic thread spamming the current hot tranny meme.>INB4 "NOOOO IT'S NOT TRANS IT'S ACTUALLY A HECCIN GIRL EVEN THOUGH IT'S JUST A GUY TURNED INTO AN ANIMU GIRL NOOOOOOOO"
>>749032823I refuse to use epic. Either put it on GoG or Steam, or I'm pirating/not buying it.
>>749032873The lelddit subs have discovered malfoid
>>749032654Two men a gross. Also putting the peepee into the poo-hole is disgusting.Meanwhile. Marriage and having children.
>>749032932>Wow, cool off-topic threadPersonally I'm fine with the malfoid spam since it might get someone to see the thread and actually answer the fucking question Second, thanks for not answering the question either you absolute niggardly piece of shit.
>Over 1000 pictures on the booru
>>749028860Yes, it's a generic unreal engine action adventure game with entirely derivative gameplay and a beloved IP. The fun comes from exploring the castle and the world, experiencing the quests and content, if your the sort of person who derives fun from that. Why on earth would you be expecting game with deep systems and engaging gameplay?
>>749032912Yes, it's the most recent twitter tranny meme.
>>749032968“Highly misogynistic and steeped in violence against women”
>>749032391Hate when fans of either side of the globe do this, just death threat the writers, retards. Truly the smoothest of brainlets
>>749033098>tranny meme.Trannies have been excluded from this trend and they are seething.
>>749032391Based, Japan really is our greatest ally.
>>749032534What did Luna do?
>>749033083I didn't expect a game with deep systems but I did expect something more than "press q to block and right click to attack", and if the writing is roughly on par with what was in the introductory stuff I'd rather have my 5 dollars back.
>>749033076Which booru?
>>749033174Expecting women to be pleasant is actually extremely problematic.
>>749033174>all the suffering>worth it just for this
>>749032968>Foids are too retarded to get that it's just a play on foy sounding like foidWhy are they like this?
>>749032968Redditors are such faggots
>>749033242I want the trend to go longer now! I now like this trend, may even love it! It’s peak trend cause troons can’t engage with it cause Harry Potter terf shit
>>749032391From what I've seen, Tom Felton is a great guy. I could consider him a bro if we were friends.
>Don't say yes if you can't say no...
>>749033458>tentacle on last frameMalfoid no!
>>749033242>we jack off to a man in a skirt but we totally aren't trans!Sure.
>>749033297dan. No idea why people use it over gel. Its search function sucks.
>>749033589Danbooru at least provides sources for the art and the artist, but yeah they also over censor everything they don't like
>>749033567Why do you hate the Scottish?
>>749033702I like this meme
>>749033702So does gelbooru and you can add it if an image is missing it.
>>749033761>>749033702>>749033443Why the fuck do they keep giving Malfoid green eyes? It takes all of 30 seconds to google Malfoy's eye color (grey)
>>749033589I can used A/D to move between images on Danbooru.No other booru site that I've seen has this function and it's a dealbreaker for me.
>>749033863Because it's the best just like malfoy being a girl.
>>749033863It depends on the artist preference
>>749028860>It's aggressively mid, and feels like some asscreed adventure slop.Yeah, people said this when it came out and got attacked by rabid idiots calling them trannies.
>>749033863Because the initial art had green eyes with unusual pupils and it was captivating
>>749032391I still find it absolutely bonkers that there are people out there who genuinely think these actors in real life are as evil as the villains they play in film/tvReminds me of the Furiosa film where Rictus was showing some pedo tendencies towards a young Furiosa and people were labeling his actor as a pedo because of it, the guy went on Instagram to remind everyone that it's a fictional character in a fictional movie
>>749033916>I can used A/D to move between images on Danbooru.Holy shit
>>749033916Ooh neat. I didn't know this existied. I tested it and gelbooru uses arrow keys.
>>749032391>Westoids can't differentiate fiction from realityMany such cases.
>>749033863I headcanon grey eyes as base form but eyes start to flow as she powers up
How can foids ever be depressed in life when they could be someones malfoidwhy do they larp so bad
>>749032968Even ratatatat was compelled to not draw NTR for once.
>>749034034Right, I forgot about Gelbooru having that function with the arrow keys because going up and down the page was incredibly slow so I never bother anymore.Using W and S on Danbooru feels much more natural.
>>749033926Poor Potter. The 1 (one) nice, unique physical feature that Rowling allowed the poor boy to have was vibrant green eyes and now Malfoid has stolen them.
>>749034174Malfoid yearning is so powerful it turns NTR artists pure, wow
>>749034174Someone edit the last one so she has more modest breasts and is wearing pants.
>>749034196I usually just middle click every image I want to see and click through the tabs. Preloads and is ready for use when needed.
>>749034226>steals his eyes>steals his name ("Potter is OUR name now.")>steals his genetic lineage ("He has your ears, but my eyes."
>>749034174>ratatatat I don't get this one.
Ferret
>>749034237This reminds me of Naruto and Hinata making nanashi draw vanilla.
>>749034118>How can foids ever be depressed in lifeSomeone didn't randomly give her everything she wanted for free and with no work on her partSomeone forced her to be accountable for her actionsA man she wasn't interested in looked at her for more than 5 seconds, or dared to talk to heretc.
>>749032968I love violence against women
>>749034330Waiter, waiter! More Malfoid animal ears!
>>749034118Becoming pretty if not born so, requires hard work and dedication, something many humans lack. They’re lazy fucks being the point, same with incels btw. Lazy faggots all around
>>749034330:3
>>749033302Except Ronnie mogs Malfoid here though
>>749034330I forgot about that scene.
>>749034174Fucking ratatatat. Do not dare defile her.
>>749034174Hoop earrings are nice touch that scratches my brain on Malfoid
>>749032873>wow it's almost as if straight men like straight sex and not fag sexYou think it's hot because you know Draco was male up until recently and you know it. Closeted much?
>>749034603>>749034604>1 second apart
Imagine
>>749034604As a male, Malfoy is an incompetent sniveling loser who hardly stands as a rivalAs a girl, Malfoid is moe
>>749034603>>749034604>12:33:05>12:33:06 Malfurret mind
>>749034648malfoid is explicitly female, it's not a tranny or even some magical bullshit mtf shit, it's "parallel universe where Malfoy's mother ate too many vegetables while pregnant so she had a girl instead" type deal.
>>749034482>Becoming prettybut most men aren't seeking someone who's "pretty" as the top requirement. Most normal men want a women who just takes care of herself and doesn't wallow in her own filth, which goes both waysLike yeah if you get born with giga ugly features then gg no re but that's like, tiny% case
>>749034758we pray the artist draws her putting the glasses on
>>749034549Bullying malfoid over her weird feet
>>749034867Every singe one of Malfoid's lines fits lmao
>>749034648Extreme projection
I came here for poopie rapieBut I'm pleasantly surprised
why does the malfoid stuff make me feel so depressed and alone
Cedrica onee-sama
>>749035037
Speaking of the game was anyone extremely disappointed by the "magic" we could do? Like what the fuck are some of these spells? The gayest possible "magic" by the weakest of imagination? Where's all the real cool wizard sorcery that you would usually imagine for a setting like this? How could anyone enjoy playing this game's "magic"? Even fucking Final Fantasy 1 has better magic than this.
>>749035037I feel like Lucius will not be surprised at all when they get together. Subjected to daily rants about Potter and everything he does
>>749035078Welcome home, white man.
>>749035091
>>749035091That writer anon's Cedrica fic from yesterday hit hard
>>749035141The more we post, the more trannies seethe. If you complain about this meme, you are on the same side as the trannies.
>>749035132>"All my daughter writes about in her letters home are about you, Mr. Potter"
>>749034320Used forbidden magics to lower her womb so Harry has no choice but to penetrate and ejaculate directly inside it.
>>749032391I love how the east and west has gotten together in unity.
>>749035125Watch how no one will have an answer for this not even OP
>>749035314
>>749035227>>749035132Lucius secrely also wants potter.
>>749035125As always, the goal is to sell you the setting.Not particularly about expanding said setting because once you plug a hole with a logical fix, then 5 more holes start leaking.
>>749035382>Lucius secrely also wants potter.
>>749035382Nah, keep Lucius a dad.Daddy's girl is important to the ojou trope.
>>749035382
this thread is deeply rooted in misogyny
>>749032534>I love how japan discovered harry potter memes
>>749035382>LuciusLucia*
>>749035364>calmposting and 100 gorillion points to Gryffindor have crossed the pacificBrings a tear to the eye. We owe Malfoid everything
>>749035204may i have a link?
>>749035539It's mending the gulf between koreans and the japanese.The chinese a little bit less so but still
>>749035526You're god damn right.
>>749035535translated
>>749035125Its a shit game and you got tricked by fanart and your dick
>>749035561Those aren't big.
Just woke up. Post new malfoids.
>>749035535KoreanThey have been contributing too
>>749035561Small! Hairband!Angry!Almost retarded!
Mistah Pottah...
>Food Wars artist draws MalfoidBased
It’s actually hilarious how much turning her into a woman and making her a love interest improves the overall story. How did Rowling drop the ball so hard?
What a frame
What in the sweet autism is this thread
>>749033382>You're a cool guy anon. Here, fuck my clone!
Tranny trend for trannies
>>749035214>slight hint of panty through pantyhoseholy muh
GAMES FOR THIS? GAMES WITH EVIL WOMEN TO CORRECT? GAMES WITH PURE LOVE WITH EVIL WOMAN?????
>>749035956>How did Rowling drop the ball so hard?she's some gross boring old british woman, she isn't capable of appealing to the base human Id in her writing
>>749035996>When the slythering pussy is just too good
>>749036014>troons cant claim herBro this is a male character that was turned into a female by coomers
>>749036142You have to understand that rowling is just some normal woman. The love story of harry's parents is basically Lily not falling for snape even after being childhood friends and literally falling in love with his fucking bully and getting plowed by griffyndor cock
>>749036010A silly Twitter trend went global and now we're yearning.
Weasel
>>749028860"It's supposed to show you your heart's greatest desire. It's called the Mirror of Erised. Dumbledore told me about it." Harry said, his face turning red."Well it seems your mirror is broken, Potter." Draconia giggled, "Because I only see you and me."
>>749036242
>>749035125>disappointed by the "magic" we could do?i mean the magic in harry potter is kinda boring in general, no?the 3 big curses are basicallykilltorturemind controlthen the other magic is like, lift a small object, lift a person by their ankle, suck this magic plant that makes you breath underwater for 10 minsI guess it's not that bad because it's a little more grounded in reality which I guess lends to the believability of it (as a brit) but it doesn't really translate well into a video game
>>749033369Youre on 4chan faggot
>>749036123Stella Glow
>>749036237Meme more or less started by a woman who denounced yurifags and trannies.
There's just something about the sweater + miniskirt + zr combo
>>749036237I haven't gooned once in these threads for the past week since it started. I'm just internally fangirling
>>749035709>kiss mark on the scarM U H
>>749036261well yeah, that's because Rowling is also a bully and a thug at heart, she likes the idea of hurting people and the strong/beautiful/rich being allowed to hurt the 'wrong' kind of people with no consequence and all praiseThe idea of Harry and Malfoy speaks to humanity and the desire to end the pain, which offends freaks like her who want an eternal source of human suffering to indulge their sadism in
>>749032968>>749032654Have they tried painting an X over it to exorcise the wrongthink so they can safegoon?
>>749036292Nice.
Seriously what is the appeal? I don’t think I’ve seen men yearning this hard over a female character in a long time
>>749036261I mean he was becoming a wizard nazi and she was a wizard-non-white... (though she would probably fall for James all the same if Snape was not such a chud, making the NTR even worse)
>>749036280Holy based
>>749036442Enchantment cast by the original artist
>>749036442>Tsundere>Ojou>Parted/Bangs/5Head>Blonde>Tsurime Eyes>Rivals to Lovers>Sharp Teeth>Weakling>Forked Tongue (New)>A relationship that is built up for 6 years on in-universe timePick just even 3 and you'll get something desirable
>>749036081but trannies hate harry potter by virtue of hating jk rowling?
>>749035996PoV: You are Snape and you're just minding your own business at school one day
>>749036506Forgot hoop earrings
>>749036280>>749036485god i love the asians
>>749036548there's still a schizophrenic divide between people who realize gender stuff is fun to play with and then LEAVE for reality, and the people who have made gender and sex a deformed religion to hate and murder people around
>>749036548Honestly, so many of them grew up fans of harry potter that I virtually guarantee you that a lot of them played Hogwarts Legacy and enjoyed it, they just kept quiet about it.
>>749036548It's a falseflagging trannoid
>>749035125You can blame.......the British.The Ministry of Magic keeps a lid on people getting really creative because they accidentally blow up some Muggles, accidentally blow themselves up, or discover something actually fun.Remember that Ron's enchanted family car was only allowed due to a loop hole his dad intentionally put in the Ministry's laws.
>>749036670There were a bunch of them on Twitter cope trolling by trying to do their genderbender is trans appropriation.
>>749036692it is amazing to witness when a creator mindlessly cripples their own setting, purely because they come from such a boring, dead, stagnant culture that they LITERALLY cannot conceive of something more fantastical, can you call such a person human even? just dead on mind and passion.
>>749035996What a thrill
>>749036615There's a lot of potential jewelry options
>>749036692>due to a loop hole his dad intentionally put in the Ministry's laws.It's a bit funny how Magical Britain is basically a third world country where even the most normal, nice family man is some cartoonishly corrupt career criminal>inb4 "how is that any different than real Britain"
>>749036442I haven't yearned this hard for anything since I was actually crushing on a bratty blonde chick in irl high school 15 years ago
You know the announcment of the new game is getting closer because marketers suddenly started to make hogwarts legacy posts
Wtf
>>749033297dig a little
>>749036802LmaoSad
>>749036756>*I* want to change my physical sex because I desire to be that sex>BUT NOBODY ELSE CAN DO IT FOR FUN OR TO EXPERIMENT OR ANYTHING!!!! THAT'S PROFANE!!! ONLY MY MENTAL DERANGEMENT IS HOLY AND ACCEPTABLE!>ONLY ME!!! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Something funny I've noticed about this trend is because Daniel Radcliffe is short, all the fanartists seem to have no idea that Harry is supposed to be *much* taller than fem Draco. It's like the one physical quality he has going for himself.
>retarded name born from political slang>meme originated on Twitter>neither of these reasons seem to be enough to get the trannitors to do their jobs and permaban the zoomer filth shitting this place up
>>749035542Here you go https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/749001948/#q749004464
>>749036089S-Sasha...
>>749036851How does it feel being on the same side and opinion of the leftoids and trannies?
>>749036857>made a troonsky accountIt was over for her before it even began
>>749036442Lots of kids read HP as a kid and resented how fucking awful the ending was. This is the combination of years of resentment + cute romance + evil woman sexo
>>749036931A lot of Japanese artists moved over to bluesky because of the changes to twitter ToS where all your posts are automatically fed into Grok
>>749036885It's cuter when you make it so that Harry is shorter than Malfoid Years 1-2 but then the growth spurt hits and he's taller than her by Year 3.
>>749036914I am on the side with trannies because the new game is going to get announced?
>>749036887>This thread triggers meWoah, that's crazy.
>>749033076>1270 in my folderand none of it is even the explicit stuff
Every time you post malfoid, a tranny gets his rope
>>749036931The only justifiable reason to have a Bluesky is to make sure bad actors can't use your name on their to smear your reputation.
>>749036994There's nothing truly as unflattering as badly drawn porn.
Matter of fact, I’ll just repost the whole thing.>book 4>the entire school hates Harry for the Goblet of Fire, even Ron abandons him>enter Cedrica Diggory>she is the golden girl of Hufflepuff, 17, gorgeous, and the only champion who doesn't treat him like a cheating glory-hound>she actively defends him, physically confiscating the "Potter Stinks" badges from her own housemates and telling them to knock it off>Harry naturally develops a massive, embarrassing 14-year-old boy crush on her>she absolutely knows, finds it adorable, and constantly playfully teases him, ruffling his messy hair just to watch him blush>Yule Ball rolls around>Harry gathers every ounce of Gryffindor courage he has and asks her out>she gives him this incredibly soft, bittersweet smile, straightens his collar, and lets him down gently>"You're a really sweet guy, Harry, but I'm a bit old for you. Besides, there's a certain blonde in Slytherin who glares daggers at my back every time we talk. Don't leave her waiting.">she basically wingmans him into asking Malfoid out>fast forward to the Prefect's bathroom / egg hint>Harry finds her having a quiet breakdown away from the crowds>the "perfect Hufflepuff princess" mask completely shatters>she confesses how suffocating her father's expectations are, how Amos practically demands she humiliate Harry to prove Hufflepuff's worth, and how she's terrified of disappointing everyone>Harry relates completely to the crushing weight of the wizarding world's expectations>they trauma-bond just sitting there on the floor, and he realizes she's just a scared teenager too>cut to the Final Task>they fight through the maze together, saving each other's lives from the Acromantula
>>749033334The suffering doesn't end there >>749036862
>>749034935True but for reasons unknown foids see simple desires as hostile. A lot of dudes say they like natural looking women, women hate that, they also hate women who says she doesn’t wear makeup. They hate effort and hate the lack of it. At least dudes articulate the best features tits,ass, face etc. women find trouble in it. Constantly testing one another and judging. I’ve seen videos by women complaining about women this isn’t just my testimony
>>749036994There's barely any lewd stuff. This is nothing like the bowsette trend lmao
>>749034174>really like this guy's style>he draws pretty much entirely NTR or blacked shitI remember some guy comm'd him to draw some slightly brown character and the result that was posted morphed the guy into a sub saharan hood nigga.
>>749028860This malfoid trend feels like a pysop
>>749036814How is that any different from real Britain?
>>749036851Yeah I'm sure the marketing approved the use of poopie rapie.
mmmm YESSPLEATED SKIRTS
>>749035037Hermione should be a dude, to balance out the group dynamics, possible new trend for the women HP fans? Hmmmm~
>>749033334I like refined mom-malfoid instead of the tired old milf proportions.
>>749036237>coomersRomantics*
>>749028860Firstly,the game was free on EpicGames so you’re either lying or a retard, or bothSecondly, this thread has nothing to do with the game, it’s just browns and mexicans openly lusting for a blonde girl (as usual)I know these threads will stop popping up once all of you horny third-worlders feel like you’ve fapped enough to this OC, but I will still tell you to fuck off, and if you do not come back that will be even better
>>749037101>True but for reasons unknown foids see simple desires as hostileWomen make their own lives complicated for themselves. They're jealous of men who just know what they want.
>read a lot of asian webnovels>this malfoid shit is completely rocking my usual slopmines>tons of harry potter fanfics with malfoid>the koreans for whatever reason started an even smaller trend of harry being a futa and raping malfoidThank you stupid twitter meme
>>749037094>they reach the Cup. she's injured and tells him to take it, saying he earned it>Harry refuses. he wants to pay her back for being the one person who genuinely had his back all year>"We take it together. It's a Hogwarts victory.">they grab the handle at the same time, smiling, expecting crowds, music, and cheers>they slam into the cold, dead grass of the graveyard>it's pitch black. Peter Pettigrew approaches carrying a bundle.>Cedrica's immediate instinct isn't to run; it's to protect Harry.>she steps squarely in front of him, raising her wand, shielding the younger boy with her own body doing her "big sister" duty to the very end>"Who are you? What do you want?">a cold, high voice hisses in the dark: "Kill the spare.">flash of blinding green light>Harry doesn't even have time to process what is happening before the girl who spent the entire year protecting him drops dead at his feet, her kind eyes staring blankly up at the starless sky>the absolute, soul-crushing trauma sets in
>>749037215Male Hermione would be an unironic incel chud
>>749035132There's an actual line from the books like this, where Lucius says something like>I'm quite tired of hearing you complain about Potter
>>749037290>Firstly,the game was free on EpicGames so you’re either lying or a retard, or bothlol a rich anon anti tranny anon bought it for everyone on /v/ during launch. Did you miss that?
>>749037094>>749037334Thank you but also fuck you.
It's fun. The problem is that the dialogue and character interaction was written like it was designed for preschoolers. The puzzles aren't bad and the combat is engaging in the midgame. Problem is it still runs like ass like every game made after the pandemic. Seems like all the oldguard talent got the coof and died
>>749037298I think the most disturbed I've ever been was hearing a woman openly admit that she doesn't actually know what she really likes or dislikes, I know most men are that way too but it's a disgusting way to live
>>749034174Ominous feeling of possible NTR, this has no place in my Malfoid fantasy
>>749037351>"Dumb moids only go for pureblood stacies, fuck my muggleborn life"
>>749037330>harry being a futa and raping malfoidNOW WE'RE TALKIN'
>>749028860>mid>slop>slopLearn not to speak like gen A scum.Why did you buy this by the way? What compelled you to look at that and say "Huh yeah looks good"?
>>749037390how about you fuck me?
>>749037094>"You're a really sweet guy, Harry, but I'm a bit old for you. Besides, there's a certain blonde in Slytherin who glares daggers at my back every time we talk. Don't leave her waiting.">"but I’m a bit old for you"How would you respond, /v/?
>>749037492RUN MALFOIDREACH YOUR IDEAL ENDING
>>749037387>lol a rich anon anti tranny anon bought it for everyone on /v/is this true?
>the west discovered pissy tsunderes again
>>749037525
>>749037591we're reaching levels of kino that shouldn't be possible
>>749037518Realistically by spilling spaghetti... Optimally I make a strong case for our big sister little brother coded relationship somehow
>>749037583A unique case too.Watching a tsundere reset to status quo 4 to 5 times over a long serialization is tiring.But here, the canon is finished and the precedent of the passage of time can be conveniently and selectively picked at.
>>749037583she's basically a teasing gal, which are super popular atm in japan
>>749037094>>749037334Wow I really didn't give a shit about these characters until they were cute girls
>>749037591Apparently the original cut of the movie has Malfoy tossing his wand to Harry. Which is different from the books but actually a change I really like and I wish they'd kept, since the final twist revolves around Draco technically being the true owner of the Elder Wand.
>>749037290>It was free on Timmy's storeI've already said that I refuse to use his shit. I'll gladly pay 5 (7, whatever) dollars not to have to use it. Besides, I've already refunded it.>>749037496It's the only way I can still feel young in my old age...>Why did you buy this by the way? What compelled you to look at that and say "Huh yeah looks good"?I haven't played a AAA game in years, so I thought I'd see if my tastes had changed at all and if people were just cargo culting AAA hatred, which turned out to be a no to both.
>>749037721>galMore accurately a bratty ojou
>>749036403This is what Malfoid in general revealed to me about the story. There's a lack of, for lack of another word, spirituality to HP. I know it's totally unfair to compare the two, one being an actual genius and the other being just a slightly above average woman, but Tolkien wouldn't have let the concept of "the boy who lived" go. People have talked about the ending being Potter and Malfoy using the wand together and their love defeating Voldemort at the end just as it did at the start (I'd even have it so it was both of Harry's parent's love that defeated Voldemort the first time to even more heavily foreshadow the two-sided nature of the magic).It's like the idea of the final moment of the story being a simple family scene. It's like how Lord of the Rings end with Sam going home to his wife and children. It's the "this is what it was for" of the whole story. What? All of that suffering and fighting just so a man and woman can get married and have kids?Yeah. What else would it be for? Why else would it matter that Harry lived if not for the story we see with Malfoy in this setting? Why else would it matter that, for all she suffers, that she has a simple life as well?
>>749037756Cedric was always cool, it's just a shame he was only used as a throwaway character in one book.
>>749034867Ayup
I still think Ancient Magic was an entirely unnecessary plot point in Hogwarts Legacy.
>>749037879Harry's scar is ancient magic
>>749037492Does she deserve this ending?
HNFFFF PLEATED SKIRTS AND THICK THIGHS
>>749037770This AU canon is the one I prefer because winning by a technicality is inferior to the combined powers of love
>>749033302Now see normally the tsundere ojousama is a no brainer.But you went and threw a tomboy into the mix, and a tomboy with freckles at that.
>>749028860no, it's exactly like that. no one cares cause it's too short to bother you
>>749037839Too bad Rowling was just a normie foid writing out chad power fantasies. I wonder how much of the story was influenced by her editor(s)?
>>749037004>oh no, anyway
>>749037518>"That’s the best part."
>>749037879
>>749038045I think that because Rowling doesn't have a spiritual world-view there's a lack of deeper themes about human experience, redemption, and despite "love defeats evil" a lack of a concrete idea of what "love" even is.It all comes down to worldview and a lack of a higher dimension, not intelligence.
>>749037879I would fuck the shit out of Crabfoid and Goylefoid
What the fuck is this thread
>>749037839>I'd even have it so it was both of Harry's parent's love that defeated VoldemortLol James literally sacrificed himself almost exactly like Lily and it didn't do anything because of retarded technicalities (actually because Rowling thinks men are disposable simps and motherhood is the strongest force)
>>749038274Male yearning
>>749038274East and West cultural exchange
>>749038274Normalfags spamming their latest Twitter trend of the week.
>>749038219>>749038327Oof- Malfoid going gremlin mode is very bad for my heart.
>>749037135This malfoid trend feels like a pysop>>749038274>What the fuck is this threadTrannies and leftoids are violently seething at this trend, so if you complain, you are on their side. Remember this.
>>749038256Makes a lot of sense. No wonder something felt missing about the books and eventual sequels like the clusterfuck that was Half-Blood Prince. There's no spirituality, no underlying themes, only a half-stumbling attempt to get there that falters spectacularly.
>>749038371
>Normalfags spamming their latest Twitter trend of the week.Keep seething you stupid tranny
The moderation on /v/ is at all time low.
>>749038490Go back to your safespace in bluesky and you'll fit right in, pussy
>>749038557how is this videogames you stupid fuck?
It's funny to me how much this took off as someone who already knew how kino this would be looking at TheMightFeneks art from like a decade ago.
I love videogames bros
>>749038431Think about it this way as well. In the original Malfoy is still kind of redeemed, but what does that really mean to Rowling? What does it mean to be "redeemed" to a post-war materialist?Malfoid's redemption isn't just "she stops being racist because MLK said something-something."
>>749033458needs the song added to really work
>>749038398>troid: reality is transphobic! I'll live in imagination land!>imagination land, right now:>troid: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>749038464>>749038521HNNNNNG-
Volare nataaaaaare.
>>749038256That honestly explains a lot. When Lily sacrifices herself, the narrative doesn't frame it as a transcendent spiritual victory; it frames it as an invocation of "ancient magic" that literally re-routes a curse. Love, in canon, is highly weaponized. It acts as a shield charm in the first book, a painful repellant to possession in the fifth, and a blood-ward that keeps Harry safe at the Dursleys. Because love is treated as a mechanical rule of the universe, it loses the weight that comes from characters making difficult, active choices to forgive, heal, or change.This also extends to the villains, which completely kneecaps the theme of redemption. Voldemort isn't a tragic fallen figure who lost his way; the narrative implies that because he was conceived under a love potion, he is functionally incapable of understanding love. That removes any spiritual dimension from his defeat. There is no battle for his soul, and his death isn't a tragedy—he is just a monster that eventually needs to be put down. Ultimately, Harry wins by being the rightful owner of the weapon (the Elder Wand), not by achieving a higher moral or spiritual victory.The lack of a "higher dimension" is also why the world-building ultimately feels so bureaucratic and cynical by the end. The Ministry of Magic, the banking system, school exams—magic is just a tool to make mundane human life more convenient or to exert power over others, not a bridge to a higher state of being or enlightenment.
>>749038580Why aren't you complaining about half the threads on the board then? How does it feel having the same opinions as the trannies on blue sky?
>>749038490There is one janny who keeps deleting these threads when he wakes up. His diligence deserves a raise, maybe even doubling his pay.
>>749035614Jokes on you asshole, I can't afford it and I am just here because the fanart, is wholesome and humorous.
>>749038721
>>749038831>I can't afford itpoorfag...
>>749038813I said moderation on this board is at historical low for a reason.
>>749038828In light of efforts, the equivalent of his salary in House Points shall be granted to Slytherin!
>>749038896You are free to your opinion, but when your complains are EXACTLY the same words as bluesky trannies, I personally think you need to reconsider your thoughts.
>>749038760>>749038256>>749037839Dangerously based.
I miss Quidditch World Cup.
>>749033268She's now into eugenics
>>749037721Her minions can be gals like this >>749037879 but malfoid should not be.
>>749038813ok gooner
>>749038490Go make a Deltarune thread if you want to see high impact Janny action
"Banned from visiting Hogsmeade, Potter? Perhaps I should save a drop of Butterbeer for you?"
>>749039091kek
>>749038981>This shit is hecking problematic and transphobic!>Why aren't jannies doing anything about this off-topic thread?They are not the same.
How does Lucius react to Potter fucking his daughter ?
>>749037334This also works a lot better than Harry Potter's nothingburger crush on Chinky Winky
When did real women get so revolting that we started to yearn for non-canon genderbend fakes?
>>749028860I have pictures that make my cock hard fatigue
>>749038981>>749039091cry me as much as you want, this is not related to video games.E celeb threads, shit like this, twitter threads from literally whos etc. It is all making /v/ into a dumpster.
Presented without comment.
>>749039147Like this!
>>749039147With a high five.
>>749039034Post some Luna memes.
>>749039223>Just in time for Halloweenoh my god
>>749039086I haven't masturbated to a single malfoid picIt's been exclusively fanfic fangirl giggling.Also it's funny I can find a reddit opinion agreeing with you in 10 seconds of googling.
>goon to fiveheadsyes
>>749036374Why can’t more women in real life dress like this or that~ sad. Men don’t have as many options.
>>749039179I need to fuck fem lucius
>>749039262It's just high level dueling, nothing to be ashamed of
>>749039284>reddit opinion
>>749036485I need to up my art skills like the coolers and many other.
>>749032391Man, I remember when that shit happened to Joffrey's actor in Game of Thrones. Guy quit acting over the death threats for years, if I remember right.
>>749039303imo it just ends up looking goofySee https://files.catbox.moe/duxql8.jpeg
>>749039223lmao
>>749039398looks sexy
>>749038760Here’s another thing too: what does Harry ACTUALLY sacrifice? When you look closely at what Harry actually chooses to sacrifice—rather than what the narrative violently strips away from him—his sacrifices are almost entirely external and material, rather than internal or ideological.Here is what Harry actively chooses to sacrifice in canon: >ultimate powerThis is Harry’s strongest canonical sacrifice. He chooses to drop the Resurrection Stone in the forest and leave it lost, and he chooses to repair his own wand and reject the Elder Wand. He actively sacrifices the temptation of absolute power, which is what separates him from Voldemort and Dumbledore.>comfort and belonging He actively sacrifices his seventh year at Hogwarts (the only true home he ever had) and breaks up with Ginny to go starve in a tent for months.>his own life He willingly walks into the forest to die to protect the defenders of the castle.But looking at this through the lens of the "spiritual vs. materialist" discussion, notice what Harry never has to sacrifice: his ego, his worldview, or his moral high ground.Because Harry is a traditional, inherently pure-hearted Chosen One, he starts the story morally correct and ends the story morally correct. He never has to experience the agonizing internal sacrifice of realizing his beliefs were wrong. He never has to burn down his own identity. He never has to betray the people who raised him to do the right thing.When Harry sacrifices, it is always the noble sacrifice of a martyr giving up a physical thing (a wand, a safe bed, his body). The narrative bends over backward to ensure his soul remains perfectly pristine. Even when he uses Unforgivable Curses in the final book (casting Crucio on Amycus Carrow or Imperio on the goblin), the narrative immediately excuses it as righteous necessity. He doesn't fracture his soul; he doesn't have to carry the spiritual weight of having been a monster.
>>749037094>>749037334Rowling would never. She probably donated oodles of cash to Lindsy Clancy's defense fund.
>>749036862>The daughter has glassesAre the glasses a phenotype, passed down from father to child or her beauty is so radiant, that the child has to wear glasses?
>>749039223holy kek
>>749039349>ickywhy? why are they so castrated, lame and inoffensive?
>>749039349>Everyone except the freaks like it>It's incel shitClassic reddit.
>>749038760I think the spiritual dimension of Lord of the Rings is underappreciated. The story is really just the physical manifestation of the souls of the characters and world and the entire struggle is spiritual at heart. The blood of Numenor gets weaker and humans become more ordinary and material, making them more susceptible to corruption and despair. It's curious that Theoden gets compared to the Valar in the Battle of Minas Tirith but I think it's earned for him. The Rohirrim are humble Middlemen who were traditionally vassals to Gondor. It seems like the world is truly ending and further struggle is futile; men far greater than him have already given up. Yet, he sees a glimmer of hope, and he chooses to hold on to it with all his might at the moment that he is needed the most. I think it really shows that Tolkien fought in the Great War.
>Malfoid folder currently at 323 images and I know that's only a fraction of what's been made so farNot even sure why I'm saving so many images anymore. All I know is that it's super cute and I want more
>>749030114i don't get malfoid's sudden popularity
>>749039537>>749039547They are actually insane
>>749039602>see the depiction of an attractive grown woman>think of canonical ageso the 1000 year old dragon loli is fair game after all?
>>74903960211 is prime
Her board.
>>749037334imagine trying to explain the context of this picture
>>749039551Anon, you're putting too much effort into a post in a thread for FOTW Twitter retards.
>>749039602Those last two comments are shockingly sensible at least. Or at least by Reddit standards.
>>749037094>>749037334Cedrica is cute, I also like the artist's updated design too. Hopefully they draw more Malfoid as well.
>>749039602>I don't think the miniskirt is Hogwarts dresscodeThe only sensible comment, and he has a point. I wonder if there's any media where that was allowed for the students.
>>749039791those sunken eyes are sexo
>>749039445This, conversely, is why Malfoid works so well.In the original books, Draco’s "redemption" is essentially just him realizing that being a wizard Nazi actually fucking sucks rather than being a fun, elite country club and that it puts his life in danger.He doesn't experience a profound moral awakening; he just wants to survive. When the battle ends, the Malfoys just sit awkwardly in the Great Hall. They don't fight back, they don't actively atone, and they don't sacrifice anything for the right side. They just slink away because they stopped participating at the absolute last, most convenient second. It’s a redemption of self-preservation, not of the soul. It implies that "being good" just means deciding not to say slurs anymore once the war is lost.Malfoid’s AU redemption completely flips this because it requires active, agonizing sacrifice. She doesn't just passively decide prejudice is wrong. Her worldview is violently dismantled through trauma and human connection. She has to actively MAKE the choice of actively pointing her wand at Voldemort and choosing to die for the people she was raised to eradicate. She has to sacrifice her desperate need for her parents' approval, her societal safety, and her belief that she is superior. She has to humiliate herself, admit she was wrong, and willingly cross enemy lines to stand with the people she tormented. Harry sacrifices objects and safety; Malfoid has to sacrifice who she is to become someone better.
>>749039602>I don't think the miniskirt is Hogwarts dresscodethe castrated
>>749039284Does this work on the other middleschoolers or do they find you as insufferable as we do? Why don't you shut up, throw on a dress, and bounce on daddy's lap?
>>749039823The little sluts are gonna hike up their skirts anyway, dress code or not
Damn we got owned!
>>749039851>Harry sacrifices objects and safety; Malfoid has to sacrifice who she is to become someone better.
>>749039891
>>749039445>>749038760Another aspect: is Harry bringing Malfoid away from darkness the easy choice? I mean, sure, from our vantage point it's easy because we already decided the outcome, but is it within the setting as the character experiences each moment? Not at all. Hell, if we keep the (suspected) betrayal we even have a moment where Harry feels he was wrong, he was used, he was an idiot. Ron and Hermione were right: people don't change. To love someone, in the Catholic dimension (since we're contrasting Rowling with Tolkien) is to "will the good of the other." For Harry to love Malfoid isn't just a purely one sided, receptive thing.
>>749039851Now you’re just making me even more sad that we didn’t get this, what the hell?
>>749039891>heteronormative
Stop posting shit from literal whos on websites no-one gives a shit aboutI just want cute malfoids
>>749028860whats up with all this malfoid shit?is rule 63 on the rise again cause troons cant latch onto JK Rowling products?
>climax of the final battle against Voldemort is a Harry-Malfoid Wand-mehameha, completing her redemption arc and driving home the theme of Voldemort being defeated by love
>>749039775Effortposting is based, actually.
>>749036485Through Dick, Unity
>>749036261>>749036446>Lily not falling for snape even after being childhood friends and literally falling in love with his fucking bully>he was becoming a wizard nazi and she was a wizard-non-whiteWhile starting the story with defeating Voldemorte with the power of his parents' love, and ending it with the defeating Voldemorte with his and Malfoid's love is literary symmetry, it also offers a thematic mirror of Snape's tragedy. Snape could've been saved from wizard bigotry by Lily's love, and instead has to deal with regret and the long thorny path he took after her death; Malfoid is still ensnared by her upbringing but is brought out of it before personal tragedy strikes.It's like poetry, it rhymes
>>749040071Unironically based
>>749040076The fact that you felt that was in question highlights why it's wasted on such retards here.
>>749032968>Highly misogynistic and steeped in violence against women
>>749039791If I had a nickel for every time a Robert Pattenson character was rule 63'd by the internet I'd have 2 nickels. It's not a lot, but - etc. etc.
>>749036242>>749036298I'm with Voldemort in both occasions...
I want a Witch Trainer game with Malfoid.
>>749040071>>749040010>>749039851>>749039551>>749039445>>749038760>>749038256>>749037839Someone turn this into an easy to spread pasta so people can see why this change is so good.
>>749032968Wow, now I have to use the term foid forever.
>>749040280would you voldemort?
>>749040010Harry doesn't even have to love her to still want to save her. He never liked Malfoy, but he still saved him from the fiendfyre in the room of requirement because he's a fundamentally good person who wants good things for other people. Even the bathroom confrontation in book 6 could be taken as Harry trying to talk Malfoy out of the whole wardrobe plan not only because he doesn't want death eaters invading the school but because he doesn't want it to be on Malfoy's conscious that his actions directly led to possible deaths.I'd like to think that in the angsty Malfoid universe, it's seeing her break down and be unable to kill Dumbledore that convinces him that she can still be pulled back from the brink.
>>749040326Thomasina riddle?
>>749040024um actually its x now chud
>>749040316>Witch Trainerwhy do you want to play as an ugly bastard
>>749040378yep
>this thread>discussions on the nature of goodness and theologyWhat's even going on with this trend?
>>749040326
>>749040378>ThomasinaI am begging you to come up with something more creative than slap "ina" on the end.
>>749040464A generation of young men got their morality from Lord of the Rings, making them Catholic even if they don't know it. Tolkien basically re-wrote the morality and worldview of an entire generation from beyond the grave.
>>749040523Okay then Tamara Riddle?
>>749039775SILENCE! YOU THINK THE MALFOID WOULD LOVE A MAN WHO CAN'T SAY ANYTHING WORTHWHILE ABOUT LITERATURE??? I LOVE HER!!!!!!!!
>>749040362>Highly misogynistic and steeped in violence against women>proceeds to read dark romance about being gang raped by a group of minotaurs.Foids will be Foids.
>>749028860These are some of the worst webcomics ever made. On par with Dobson and those stick figures with a yellow background. If you find this trash funny, you should end your life immediately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGJLjp9JpzAin the Malfoid universe Snape catches Harry and Malfoid in the carriage.
>>749040686uh, have you ever heard about consent, chud? I want to be raped, I don't want to marry you, you Incel!!!
>>749040456I am one.
Potteeerrrrr
>>749040746sounds like someone's getting an extra 100 points for Gryffindor
>>749040640Funny seeing the most limp-dicked millenial hipster looking nerds openly loving Tolkien while also loving abortion etc
>>749040456I like to be represented in media
>>749040010Exactly this. If love is treated purely as a transactional reward for good behavior, the romance completely collapses the second she takes the Dark Mark.By defining love as the active choice to will her good, you turn Harry's arc into a profound, agonizing spiritual trial. To actually pull her out of the darkness, he has to completely sacrifice his own ego and self-preservation.From a purely logical, materialist standpoint, Ron and Hermione are 100% right. She's the enemy, she made her choices, and she gave him every reason to leave her to burn. Choosing to save her means Harry has to willingly look like a naive, used idiot. He has to sit in the dark of the Manor cellar fully believing he got played, and he has to swallow the very real possibility that if he reaches his hand out into the Fiendfyre, she might just pull him down with her.It perfectly mirrors Frodo continually sparing Gollum against Sam's strictly logical advice. Harry isn't saving her because she "earned" it or because it's an easy YA romance beat. He's saving her because extending that radical grace is the only way to actually break the generational cycle of the war. It makes that final beam struggle in the courtyard actually mean something, because they both had to walk through absolute hell and sacrifice their own pride to stand next to each other. Peak kino.
>>749039312milf fags will inherit the earth
>>749040746Dumbledore:"HARRY! HARRY, DID YOU JUST KISS MALFOID?!""FUCKING HELL, HARRY!""WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?!""LUCIUS IS FUCKING FURIOUS!""HE'S GOING TO COME AFTER ME!""AND DOBBY, MY PERSONAL PUNCHING BAG, HAS BEEN TAKEN BY LUCIUS!""MY GODDAMN HOUSE-ELF IS GONE!""THE MINISTRY IS ON MY ARSE!""THE AURORS ARE PROBABLY ALREADY OUTSIDE!""THE GOBLINS KNOW!""THE MINISTRY KNOWS!""LUCIUS KNOWS!""I'M PRETTY SURE THE FUCKING IRS KNOWS!""AND NOW YOU'VE KISSED MALFOID!"Harry:"Professor, calm down."Dumbledore:"CALM DOWN?!""HARRY, MY ENTIRE FUCKING LIFE IS COLLAPSING!""I HAVE A MINISTRY INVESTIGATION!""A VERY ANGRY LUCIUS MALFOY!""A MISSING DOBBY!""THREE SUSPICIOUS GOBLINS OUTSIDE MY OFFICE!""AND SOMEONE JUST SENT AN OWL TO THE MINISTRY SAYING I'M RESPONSIBLE!"Harry:"Who sent the owl?"Dumbledore:"I DON'T KNOW!""PROBABLY LUNA!""SHE'S BEEN CALLING THE FUCKING FBI!"Harry:"The FBI?"Dumbledore:"YES, THE FUCKING FBI!""THE WIZARDING WORLD HASN'T EVEN FINISHED DEALING WITH THE MINISTRY AND NOW I'VE GOT AMERICAN FEDERAL AGENTS ASKING QUESTIONS!""WHY IS EVERYONE INVESTIGATING ME?!"Harry:"Maybe because you're suspicious."Dumbledore:"THAT IS NOT HELPING, HARRY!""NOW LISTEN TO ME.""IF LUCIUS COMES THROUGH THAT DOOR, YOU RUN.""IF THE MINISTRY COMES THROUGH THAT DOOR, YOU RUN.""IF THE FBI COMES THROUGH THAT DOOR, YOU RUN FASTER."Harry:"And you?"Dumbledore:"I'M GOING THROUGH THE FUCKING WINDOW!"Harry:"Professor, we're on the seventh floor."Dumbledore:"I DON'T CARE!""10 BILLION POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!""NOW HELP ME HIDE THE FUCKING PAPERWORK!"
>>749040326This one's a proper challenge to fix.
>>749040378>>749040648Her name should still be an anagram for I am Lord (or Lady?) Voldemort.
You will never have this
>>749040757Good, getting married is for dumb lesser men.
>>749040904
It makes sense as to why the East Asians are loving this too, especially the Japanese.We're all starved for good ojou content.They're like 3rd tier periphery characters, reduced to jokes and comedic relief. For such a hallowed archetype, they rarely ever get focus.Yes, even in VNs they're not all that prominent.And having the romance bud from the middle school phase all the way to the end of highschool is even rarer.
Deh!
>>749040814It's been so long since I met anyone IRL who likes Lord of the Rings.
>hairy plotter>gets infatuated with a slytherin ho>becomes Voldy's allyJust imagine.
>>749040825>>749040010If I kneel any harder my knees will fuse with the ground.
>>749040969You're telling me, I only watched this piece of shit to get my fix of ohoho drills.
>>749041041
>>749039754Your totally organic threads sir
I cannot fir the life of me understand why I see rule 64 Malfoy spammed across the boards?Epic shill strategy for the upcoming show or what's going on?
>>749041000oh shit
>>749040698>Lucius goes on a crusade to kill buckbeak >Malfoid realizes she was in the wrong but can't go against daddy>is secretly relieved when she finds out he lived
>>749041145
>>749041120Rule 63 dumbass
>>749041061I've literally seen one drills picture so far
>>749038760>>749039445>>749040010Too much thinking for a sappy sweet subject thread. (I'm growing more sentimental as I grow older, sign of a deteriorating mind).Rowling obviously can't possibly match Tolkien's deep *care* about the development of his fictional world - Middle Earth is a lifelong work of an eminent scholar and intellectual (and religious) thinker.>>749040071>>749039851The more I think about it the more I'm mad that we *didn't* get this.
>>749041000excellent trips, my lord
>>749041120Yearning and this>>749036506And also undercurrents of schizophrenia as the world burns.
>>749036851What a stupid shill campaign then>let's make female Malfoy viral>and ship her with Harry>game won't have romance btw
>>749036980Top right makes me want to fight the world.
>>749041213YES YES YES! 500 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
>>749041242It's not about the world. It's not an intellectual thing we're discussing, but spiritual.
>>749040825and of course, that would require some form of netorare, forgiving her would be too easy otherwise
>>749039030Was it really fun?
>>749041213
>>749040862You literally can't fix her, she can't feel love
>>749040110forgot a picture, of which 200 more have been put on a booru since I went to sleep, jesus fuckIt's also a mirror to 'accepted' societal romances. As others have mentioned Harry going for Malfoid is an active trial that eschews their roles and represents a healing of generational trauma, while the easy answer would be to just stay in your 'party' and go with the Weasley, good guys with good guys, no grey. Evil is Evil, Good is Good - Gryffindor is morally spotless forever.
This meme should stop. It hurts trans women.
Would the first mutual Quidditch match be the first spark or contact? The introduction at the robe store doesn't count.
the malfoid stuff has made me realize how much i hate my life because I didn't experience highschool romance that much and how lonely I truly am at 29 going 30. Video games cannot solve or help this giant hole in my soul>>749040904oh
>>749035709>Lipstick on the scar. that's where the first kiss landed, Harry complained about the pain so much, Tia, kissed it just to shut him up. And she went crazy.
>>749041437>You literally can't fix her, she can't feel loveAh, I get it, Tomassin Riddle *is* an actual trannie. Desperately trying to go against nature to become that which he can never be.
On the subject of humbling yourself to do the right thing, remember this scene with Dudley.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ii6UY2eFD_M
>>749039445Huh. I never actually thought about that until now.
>>749041615Anon that is a grand majority of cases.Don't let idealized, fictional accounts of a radiant highschool life make you believe most people experienced it.Or even have it good afterwards.
>>749041660Still pissed that this was deleted.
>>749041615Young love is often disappointing. It's never too late faggot, you're at the perfect age for a comeback.
>>749040464It has created so many high effort posts that it started a movement. I see people resisting all the porn of malfoid in favor of more romantic SFW drawings. It’s all so beautiful
>>749041615Despair and hopelessness is a sin. Pining for lost hypothetical happiness will just wear away at your soul. Look to the future.
I feel like my soul is getting healed the more I read this thread. Also to this anon >>749037334 fuck you man
>>749040801
>>749041798She dares to insult The First Heretic?
reminder that NO game will let you have a cute blonde slytherin gf
>>749041660>Dudley stepping on the lawn, staring Vernon dead in the eye, knowing full well how fucking autistic Vernon is about the lawnGigachad
>>749041615We can always be friends, speak about stuff we like and play videogames. Who need women when you have a good friend?
>>749040464it's too bad there's not really a place where this could happen in the canon timelinemaybe sixth year while Malfoid is trying to get the cursed necklace delivered? Kind of makes the scene bitter in retrospect though.
what if the Cornell Seven happened at Hogwarts?
>>749040969>We're all starved for good ojou content.No kidding, I can't think of the last time an ojou was the winning girl in a romance or romcom.
>>749039398If that’s goofy I’d love to see your idea sexy and cute anon
>>749038398This is just an advanced form of shilling. Just like Bowsette was.
>>749034330
>>749041917I mean Romilda Vane attempted to date rape Harry, accidentally got Ron instead, and as far as I know she faced no punishment for it
Always remember Bartolo Longo, who was literally a Satanic priest and turned his life towards redemption, and last year was declared a Saint.
>>749041615Same here. Never got to experience high school love, and I was a sheltered sperg as a kid so I feel like I'm never gonna find love because I'm just not good enough.Also not helping is that I thought I was getting close with this chick I met at an anime club, only for her to ghost me once we hung out at a mall for a bit.
>>749034174Why is this always the case tho?>discover an artist with amazing artstyleOh, cool, I wonder what else->ocean of NTRI hate modern internet so fucking much.
>>749041914I'm trying to think of a time when they could be something approaching a normal couple within the canon timeline. Obviously it'd be before the last two books have things turn to shit, but it'd make things ache more.
POTTAH
>>749034882>>749041965Reminder
>>749041982He became a Saint last year? Neat.
>>749042074
>>749041857>turn 11>never recieved a hogwarts letter
>>749041982>who was literally a Satanic priestYou say that like he lead a Chaos Warband on a Rape Jihad through virgin lands of defenseless innocents when the worst thing he probably did was tell pregnant women to have a drink
>>749042113grim
Are there any existing fanfics of this that are any good? It'll be nice when AI is advanced enough just to go "here are a bunch of books. modify them to fit my fetish."
Malfoid anime when
>>749041615Bothers me too but all the people I know who did experience high school romance either ended up in dramatic breakups that changed them for the worse, or marriages (that ended in dramatic breakups and divorces) and I'm terminally unlucky so I comfort myself by thinking I dodged a bullet
>>749042101Pope Leo also declared Fulton Sheen a Saint as well.
>>749041539You are only making the meme stronger.
>>749042057probably between yule ball and the confrontation in the ministry of magic in book 5.
>>749042113>he didnt get inLMAO get a load of this muggle
The handful of legitimate suffering makes it good too.The light bullying from years 1-4 also help.
I wanna abuse this dumb bitch
>>749042175At this rate of exploding popularity? Two more weeks, tops.>Don't Bully Me, Miss Malfoid>Malfoid-Sama Wants To Be Confessed To
>>749042057Nothing really fits in the canon timeline. There's just no point where Harry likes Malfoy or is particularly willing to coexist with him in the same space. It's basically mandatory to do the rewrites so they have to work together from time to time and have a chance to develop something between the animosity, in a 'you'd be alright if you weren't a fucking massive bitch' kind of way
>Book 6>Harry is drowning in prophecy stress, Voldemort's mind leaking into his, and the impending war>Ginny steps up. she’s the only other person alive who actually knows what it feels like to have Voldemort in her head (from the Diary in Year 2)>she is strong, fiercely loyal, funny, and offers Harry a safe harbor>they actually start dating, and for a few months, Harry gets a taste of a normal, happy life>he loves the idea of being with her. he loves the Weasleys. this is the exact life he has craved since he was a starved orphan in a cupboard>but the entire time, he is obsessively tracking Malfoid on the Marauder's Map>he watches Malfoid deteriorating, looking like a ghost in the halls, crying in the bathrooms, suffocating under the Dark Mark>Harry is completely torn. Ginny represents peace, safety, and the light. >Malfoid represents trauma, danger, and the dark.>every logical instinct, every friend, and every mentor tells him to stay with Ginny and let Malfoid destroy herself>but he can’t. because he’s Harry Potter, and his saving-people thing is a fatal flaw>it all comes to a head right before the Astronomy Tower>Ginny confronts him. she isn't stupid, and she isn't a passive damsel. she sees the way he looks at the Slytherin table.>she doesn't yell. she just looks at him with absolute, devastating clarity.>"I can give you a home, Harry. But that's not what you want, is it? You don't want to be safe. You want to save her.">Harry breaks down, realizing she's right. >he has to sacrifice his chance at a normal, easy life with the Weasleys >because he cannot let Malfoid's soul be fractured.>they break up amicably but tragically. >Ginny lets him go to fight his war, knowing he is walking straight into hell for a girl who hates him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sm5I-H_gUoQ&t=79s
>>749033242>no you don’t understand, he’s a WOMAN now thru magic, it’s not gayWe’ve been having the same argument for 2 decades fag
>>749042181AI?
>>749042436HOLY KINO
>>749040904>you will never have an annoying blonde bitch treat you like dogshit because she secretly likes you.I couldn't be more grateful. I like brunettes more. Bite me.
>>749042391>>749042057Is it merge-able with "Harry gets sorted into Slytherin" variants ?The problem has always been needing the protagonists in the same house to spend enough time/scenes together, Rowling said so several times. Only reason why Hermione didn't end up in Ravenclaw.
>>749042269I think people need to stop sticking so closely to the exactly a -> b -> c of the plot when it comes to Malfoid. If something improves the story or pushes on the themes it should be embraced.
>>749042463Yeah. it's a lot more obvious in the twitter post because the voices are very inconistent.
>>749042436This shit is reaching shoujo levels and I’m all for it.
>>749042181Although this is AI, the grabbing of her hair at the end is a stroke of brilliance.Well done
>>749042463Yeah
>>749042510She’s a hackIn my fic, Hermione is Ravenclaw and it still works, you just need to have it she prefers hanging out with the boys...
>>749042510Set their together time when most other students go home over the holidays, then there's more space for strict house rules to relax a bit.
>>749042436>In canon, Harry breaks up with Ginny at the end of Book 6 for the cliché superhero reason of "I must protect you from my enemies." It’s entirely external.>In this version, the breakup is entirely internal and ideological. Harry has to actively choose between the "easy love" (Ginny, who validates him and brings him into the light) and the "hard love" (Malfoid, who requires him to sacrifice his ego, his safety, and his moral high ground to pull her out of the dark).>It gives Ginny actual agency—she realizes she can't fix him and chooses to walk away with her dignity intact, rather than just waiting around for him to finish the plot. And it makes Harry's love for Malfoid undeniable, because he had the perfect, happy ending right in front of him, and he willingly threw it away to go drag his enemy out of the fire.How the fuck do random ass anons on a Mongolian shitposting forum just keep mogging the fuck out of Rowling when it comes to her OWN SERIES?
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/150395216Based Jyakko.
>>749040904Why is Harry only seeing out of one eye?
>Mphh!
>>749042676A woman wrote it.
I'm glad that romance isn't dead after all.
>>749042520I think people are inclined to that because it fits in so easily, and a chunk of the appeal is that one relatively small change can so positively impact a story without shifting the entirety of it. Not to say there wouldn't need to be rewrites and shifts, but keeping it minimal holds the integrity of not just being another 'all of these characters are just fucking different people' that a lot of fanfic tends towards.
>>749039602Is this microwave time thing? Like, how many burgers is 11 years old, this kind?
>>749041523It plays to a stronger notion: is Good truly Good if it considers all Evil as the same irredeemable abstract not worth saving, for the graces of its own reputation? Or is Good just getting high off the smell of its own farts at that point, revelling in the vanity of its moral high-ground?
