KAFKA COMING TO ZZZSAVE SAVE SAVE
Slopka can't even save her own game lmao
soon
>hoyoslop lazily reusing assetskek
>>749028991>already have Astra and Evelyn>put them in the game againWhy not Rappa or Silver Wolf?
>>749028991They couldn't have picked a collab I would be less interested in even if they tried.
>>749028991They're both just Side Grades to Evelyn and Astra?
>after quirky aunt Kafka in Fortnite we have...>quirky aunt Kafka in ZZZ!
>>749028991Nice so two skip banners!
>>749029254Paizuri
>>749028991Why not Blade?
For me, it's Kefka. she's intelligent, nihilistic and with a WICKED sense of humour. Like me
>>749029937Kafka is the face of the game and Robin is there because Astra is getting added to HSR so they'll be doing a collab song between Robin and Astra to promote it. Not who I'd pick either, but that's why.
>>749028991I'am seeling a ton of people saying that they're glad for the skip patch.
>>749029216Kafka appeared like 3 times in her own game. The longest we could spend time with her was in one of the WORST chapters of HSR ever (Luofu).Hoyo hates iconic characters of their own games. Look at Hu Tao in Genshin for example.
>KAFKA COMING TO ZZZ>SAVE SAVE SAVE
>>749028991PUT FOFO IN!!!
>>749033574She's mean
>>749028991Fuck off.
>>749028991pure dogshit if true. I will keep hoping for Silver Wolf instead.
>>749028991>robinliterally FUCKING WHO?give me fucking silver wolf
>>749033793>>749033767Too sexy unfortunately
My youtube has been flooded by gachatuber shitting on HSR whats going on?
>>749034113retards flip flop between hating it and loving it for content
>>749034113Asking the wrong people this is a ZZZ thread, and most ZZZ players dont give a shit about HSR characters.
>>749034113>players upset because of some powercreep>content creators and other gacha players saw this and went full cataclysm mode acting like the game is destroyed and everyone uninstalls it
>>749034113HSR is the biggest proof social media rage is the minority, game still making millions and every social media hates itso people are either retard enough to continue wasting money on something they hate or they aren't even spending money in the first place like poorfags who only complain
>>749034113Basically just end game powercreep gimmick, like global passives when Castorice came out, the story about planarcadia and Aha being playable.
>>749033910the only good thing that came out of that dogshit game and she is still trapped in it
>>749033793>>749033910>>749034829anal princess
>>749028991Mommy Kafka
>>749028991>ZZZ the gacha about black culture zzz is flopping so hard they need to collab with the most popular mihoyo gamesBut not first without destroying the designs and adapting it to shill black culture
>>749034829Bronya existed before SR doe
>>749034113Westoids (browns and blacks) are and that HSR don't pander to them so they keep coping saying HSR is dying They obxiouly won't say anything about zzz dying because we'll, they are brown and of low IQReminder HSR doesn't get threads on /v/ other than these kind of threads to shit on the game, because, again, this game doesn't pander to browns and blacks
>>749028991I honestly think I'm gonna skip.
>>749035034>>749035181why do posts like these always use red text?
>>749035181you're right, but that chart will always favor HSR and other non-action games that are played on phone, since it shows only mobile revenue
>>749035497Don't worry zzz is also flopping on pc
>>749028991Where TF is 2B???
>>749028991>astra and robin molesting sunnanice
>>749035667>some random tierlist by some random journalist/vg/ retards will actually collect pics like this and go to war with other retards over them, it's insane
>>749028991Kafka in ZZZ is going to be 9/11 for my nuts.
>>749035772>Some random tierlistThat's literally the official performance rank from EGShttps://store.epicgames.com/news/epic-games-store-2025-year-in-review?And before you say>Epic gamesDon't worry, zzz is also flopping on steam as well, they are losing to literal phone games like the horses
>>749028991>season 3 ZZZNo thanks, her M6 will be neutered
>>749028991>have been saving the entire time since 3.0 launched because I dont dig the characters they've been making or in Roxy's case its completely their fault I dont want her and am desperate to see something else soonThanks for funding my m6 S nicole
>>749035971everyone plays on the hoyo launcher, kidyou can post your /vg/ pics all day long, it won't change anything and it won't kill the game you hate so much
>my game is better because it makes more money!!third world behavior
>>749028991>collabing with yourselfumm
You are arguing with a shitskin from Metro Manila who's obsessed with niggers btw
>>749033561Is being in Fortnite a humiliation ritual?
>>749036060Same goes to HSR and genshin yet they aren't flopping like zzzAgain, because zzz is a game aimed at browns and blacks and they have no moneyYou may want to keep coping
>>749036368your /vg/ pics are getting increasingly more schizophreniccan you go back to that asylum?
>>749035373It's the same guy
>>749034113HP inflation has been fucking insane this year and they added a new mechanic that is pretty much "either you have a team from the latest path or you eat shit".Sadly, revenue hasn't dropped at all because consoomers gonna consoom.
>>749036471Concession accepted, brown kidNext time pick a game that isn't woke garbage to try and defend
>>749036538kiss my ass schizo
>>749036534>added a new mechanic that is pretty much "either you have a team from the latest path or you eat shit".but enough about ZZZ
You now remember the complete fucking circus show HSR players used to do every time genshin was mentioned, before abandoning ship to wuwa later, and then finally killing themselves. Or at least that's what I thought but it seems a few of them still survived and are just as mentally ill.
Outsider looking in but HSR has the weakest character designs of the hoyo games. I've also heard it has the weakest gameplay too.
>>749036082Truly
Does this gacha have panty shots?
>>749033498Hu Tao has tons of screentime in Genshin, she was even the main character ter of the Lantern Rite during Natlan year.
>>749036905HSR isn't aimed at brown and black people, it's aimed mainly at whites and asians which is why it does so we'll sales wiseYou are just not part of the target audience for HSR
>>749028991ZZZ is just the brown version of HI3rd so it make sense
>>749036082It's like politics but for brown mud hut inhabitants
>>749037034Your kind is not welcomed here /vg/ troonie.
>>749037293>169 results
>>749037572That guy has been shitting up hoyo threads for over 2 years
>>749037651I hope he's getting paid well, at least.
>>749036963No lol, there are a few borderline cases (Vivian, Dyalin, Remielle), but true panties? Nope.
>>749036359pretty much. Shows how desperate a developer or real life human is
>>749035181I do find funny some erpfaggots and gooners try to make gooner spam threads with kafka and even those die after 30 replies or something, not even the fortnite collab made zoomers care about her.
>>749037923She's a fully clothed hag, no coomer would bother with that shit lmao.
>>749038202Imagine...
>>749028991AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK YES
but I wanted silver wolf...
>copy paste astra>copy paste evelynnice collab you got there
Does anyone know roughly how long it takes to hear back from Mihoyo for getting onto the playtest server? Like, once they contact you and say 'you were selected to join' how long does it take before you actually get to join?
>>749028991Robin is out place give me silverwife or springle
pow
only a fool would complain about the jiggliest Kafka
>>749028991I don't know shit about HSR outside of Kafka. She was the only character who made me want to try it, so if they put her in my gacha game, it's literally perfect lol
>>749028991Should've been Sparkle but I will take it
>>749028991What about Genshin?
>>749041454meme answer: aloy destroyed any future collabs forever for genshinserious answer: fat xiao is autistic and wants any little thing in the game to have a lore accurate reason. bringing in characters from different games will ruin immersion
>>749041285Sparkle and Kafka would have been ideal. Those are easiest the two hottest and most popular HSR characters. But even just getting one of the two is good.>>749041454Genshin succeeds on its own merits and doesn't need random mish-mash collabs. HSR has had bad public opinion since Amphoreusslop although that doesn't stop it from printing money from how low effort the game is, and ZZZ has always been the retarded stepchild that they have no real idea what to do with.
>>749042296Aloy being forced on Hoyo by Sony may have genuinely soured their opinions on game collabs.
>>749031494Sex with Astra and Evelyn!I was kinda hoping we'd finally get to see Monica for the music group patch for 3.x since she's been teased for so long, but I guess not.
>>749041454here is your kafka bro
>>749034113Devs have lost the plot with what they want the meta to be, they are pushing a single new archetype in a very desperate way while shafting everything else. They are also completely failing at doing the shill right, the new boss straight up punishes you for using the new character that was supposed to be made for this boss.And this new boss is just an absolute pinnacle of cancer. She gets a fat shield that has -70% dmg reduction for everything besides Elation damage (new path they're shilling), she summons tanky mobs that heal her and can disable your character, she reduces your characters max hp while dealing a shitton of dmg and you can't even use a shielder, because the current stage effect in the mode she's in makes it so you receive 200% dmg when shielded, directly countering the newest character. The most reliable way to survive her right now is to use an old healer that increases your max hp. At the same time they put in less and less effort into everything else, main story still has very poor presentation with all characters rotating through the same 3 poses while speaking, new locations are boring, we get only a single event per version that has more than an hour of content. And then there's the fucking voracity corrosion that "infected" ALL game modes with even more hp inflation, adding additional health bar to bosses and mobs. It's a total fucking mess and they managed to kill all the good will they had in the span of a few versions.
>>749038202which one is the futa in this pic?
>>749028991Is bait you dumbfuck, save for the Sunbringers.
>>749028991Dunno why but I really think they are going to be free.
>>749042970all three of course
>>749043271No way. We're short 2 banner characters for 3.0 if ZZZ's normal patch cycle thing is continuing.I do think Crowe is gonna be an A rank released at some point soon.
>>749043271one maybe, both? unlikely
>>749043271>tfw they make them A ranks after players said there aren't enough of them
>>749043271Kafka might be a freebie like Zhao.
>>749044036i can see that happening since miyabi and shungus also had a free unit with them because no one would've rolled for someone else on their banner
>Star Rail starts during peak Chainsaw Man anime hype>start their game with their Temu Makima with implied motherly/+sex backstory with the MC and a tether to a previous life of crime>years pass >Kafka never ever gets story relevance at all>they bring her back in a literal, in universe retcon (Penacony) to make her a literal cuckquean and literally have her, with her words, push a new girl as the MC's love interest (Cyrene)>it's been so long that CSM already ended with a diarrhea of a finale>Makima forgotten >Kafka still has no story importance >...>...>they put her in Fortnite
>>749043006600+ rolls here, I'm ready for both.
it seems like a lot of the original characters got shafted when the PASSION PROJECT team got replaced by Shaoji and his shitty hi3 devs
wait, doesn't that mean one of them is free?
>>749035971Fucking Limbus is too powerful what the fuck
>>749045323Most likely.
How about adding some REAL stars?
>>749028991who
>>749045572
TOTAL HONKAIFICATION
>>749045958I love how they already foreshadowed Tsaritsa turning pink. I can't wait for the drama.
>>749046973I'm going to laugh my fucking ass off if that happens
