if you should get a gf one day (lmao*)what three games would you like to play with her?*lol even
>>749031278i met my wife 10 years ago in Tera. she played a Elin priest.
I wouldn't play games with my gf, she'd be too busy working all day to provide for my lavish NEET lifestyle.
Pronebone Deep throat Suspended congress
>>749031278Diablo 2Simpsons Arcade gameTine Crisis 3
>>749031278>99.999999% of PC library is emulators that play old console games, of which not even 5% of PC players are shown to useI dunno chief, doesn't feel like most people care.
Evangelion has killed billions of sperm cells
inflate them all
>>749031278I wouldn't want to game with her, I'd want to fuck her.
sex with asuka
>>749031278I'm not going to do something cruel like exposing a gf to the heinous shit ass I have to play these days.
>>749031654to stop the angels, right?
>>749031837I wish, but she only fucks mass production evas
palworld :)
>>749031278League of Legends
>>749031278>that picRei canonically has bigger breasts than Asuka.
>>749031837I wish, but she only fucks Kensuke
>>749033841they should be bigger
>>749031278My first date with my now wife of 6 years was playing Wasteland 3. We play pretty much everything together, go to the gun range together, and do tabletop wargames together.
>>749034167How did you meet? Any advice you can give out anon? I wish I was happy
>>749034259>How did you meetWe connected originally online talking about Wasteland 3 and some automation game I forget the name of now. Then she came over to play the game with me. We're both incredibly autistic so we didn't consider it a date until after. Dated for a while and then she wanted to get married. Has been great. She was basically a skeleton at 90lbs when we met, now she's up to 135lbs and it all went to her ass. Life is good.
>>749034491>Then she came over to play the game with me.You lived nearby? And she just came over to your house first thing before ever meeting you in person?
>>749034676Foreign exchange student from northern Norway surprisingly. She just came over. She didn't really know anyone here. Right before covid so she ended up getting stuck here. Norwegians are so innocent. She's 13 years younger than me, was 20 when we met. We fly over to see her family every year and hike.
>>749034167>My first date with my now wife of 6 years
>>749035309Yeah, meaning we've been married for 6 years now. Do you understand English anon?
>>749034943Omg disgusting. You groomed an innocent 7 year old girl you sick fuck.
That's basically a request for games to play with op's gf. Since you're already lucky enough to have her I won't make things easier by giving my advices, do your own research or ask ai, you;re a big boy.
>>749031278Why would a 14 yo care that she doesn't have the sexy bod of 30 yo?
>>749034943Huh good for you anon. I'll never trust a random guy on internet, vagina or not.
>>749034943Congrats, anon. I wish you a lifetime of happiness and joy. Make babies at some point.
>>749037939>>749037916Already got one on the way. Only a month until E-day. Thanks anons.
>>749034943It's crazy how much of dating is just pure luck and circumstance. You're set up for a happier life than 90% of men, including me, but you really didn't do anything to deserve it. You're not better than me in any way. You just happened to roll a high quality girl while literally playing video games, and she happened to be single, and she happened to like you. It was all randomness. You could maybe say you had some autonomy in being willing to approach her and try and start something, but that's as far as any of your involvement in any of this goes. Good for you you lucky bastard. But go fuck yourself.
>>749031278>>749031716God I love big titties
Curse my hapa gook life in a small white town. The quality of the girls here are trash; tats, piercings, drugs, etc. I can't even find any social circles for things that I care about to meet people. Work is a sausage party. Church white girls are only interested in other white dudes. Guess I'll just die a ricel with my weebshit hobbies.
>>749031278Gf is blind so I've been doing some thinking about that.I tried playing slay the spire but even with her good memory, there was a lot to explain to her every turn.Disco Elysium maybe.
>>749031278Rei is bigger than Asukalike its cannon she is, Asuka gives her a look both in the show and the movies when they strip nekkid for testing and go through the clean room
>>749038594How did you meet?
Bros can someone just give me practical advice to getting a long term loyal gf as an autist? Just give me bullet points of general rules, or a step by step guide, or anything, of what I'm meant to actually be doing. Over the past year I've set myself up quite well, about 16% bodyfat trying to cut to 12%, have a car, have a job, lift 4x a week, daily hygiene, so I've got the most basics of basics covered. But literally what do I do after this. What's the next step. How am I meant to actually get a gf now?
>>749038834Have you talked to women yet?Ideally someone with a mutual interest at least so you can avoid the barcrawlers and other normalfag women hobbies of truecrime/shopping/chase attention.
>>749039064I don't know where to meet women at all. Haven't spoken to a woman casually since I finished school. I'm 22. I have no social life. What's the practical advice here? What do I actually do?
>>749038368based
>>749039153Having a social life helps a lot, even if it's just guys.Tons of women will judge you very harshly if you have no friends.So if you're doing all that checkbox stuff, next would be to get guy friends.As another anon said ITT, nothing you really do matters, it's all luck and circumstances. Don't get me wrong, it's good to do all the stuff you're doing and it'll only make you have a better time in relationships as those are just good habits. But they will never lead you to get a gf, those things are good for making (a sane one) stay around.
>>749038834>as an autistthis is your problem, women get the ick from even slight neurodivergency and want a confident normie guy, if you're really tall and have a top 1% chad face you can maybe overcome this but otherwise it's over.
>>749038692Mutual friend>>749039153Get organized and get out of the house. Join book clubs, board game clubs, bible study, hiking/climbing groups, ect (let me know if you need more ideas) but it should be something you have at least a partial interest in. Don't be afraid to back out if it's becoming too much or if the people in it are toxic but if you jive with the people, stay and help the group no matter what they're doing. that should help you get a social life if not a girlfriend.Now recommend me some good games for blind people fags.
>>749038364Why would a marriage make you happier? I legit used to think this line of thought coping but then I realize I can't stand bitch trying to boss me around, bitch trying to steal my space, bitch trying to cut in my money. Literally everything I do I'm happier alone, always have been.
>>749039736Rhythm Heaven Groove is designed in a way that you can beat it with your eyes closed, and it has a TTS assistant that reads out text on the screen.
>>749039781The longest study on human happiness found that a good, fulfilling, close relationship with a high quality woman is literally the single biggest improvement in wellbeing and happiness achievable for a man. It's basically the point of life. There is nothing that would make you happier than that. You're right that a low quality woman, or a shitty relationship, would make your life way worse though.I'm on your side that this shit fucking sucks, because it's completely inconsistent, has a lot of negatives even if everything is perfect, and it's completely random whether you can get it or not. But we're humans limited by biology. A good wife is close to being objectively the single most important thing to a happy life.I don't think you're happier alone either. I think you're happier alone compared to being with a low quality woman who you don't mesh with, and you're right to feel that way. But I would bet you've never even experienced what it's like to be with a soulmate. Otherwise you'd never say this.>>749039736Can you tell me about your personal experience with these regularly occurring social groups? I was thinking of joining one, it's my main option. I'm a casual artist so I'll look for something art related in my town I just don't know how it'd play out. I would be joining as a single guy, not in a friend group or anything, and I would be the new one while they would all (I assume) be friends already. I'm definitely going to try it for myself, but can I know your personal experience so I at least have a better idea of what I'm getting myself into?
I've been married for 10 years and have 3 kids with 1 more on the way. My wife likes to play classic arcade games like Frogger, Mario party and other mini game collections. Sometimes shell play a big open world RPG game like Hogwarts or BG3
>>749031716I still don't know who the pink bitch is. She's not in my VHS copies
>>749031278Women are not for gaming and it will give them an ick. But if she's based... I don't have anything in mind - we'll see. Maybe Dota, though that's probably how breakups happen
>>749031350He*
>>749040380I've never seen the rebuilds but she's pink and smug meganekko
>>749031278We play EDF and Diablo II together almost daily which are my favourite games and they benefit a lot from another player. She likes watching me play singleplayer games and ask retarded questions on purpose to piss me off and she does it when I watch basketball and every time the camera focuses on one player she asks if it's Shaq.
>>749038364>you really didn't do anything to deserve itYou have an unusual understanding of love friend.>You're not better than me in any way. This mindset is why you're struggling anon. A woman is ultimately a person just like you, and should be treated like a person if you want their love.
>>749040835Hes referring to the circumstances necessary to meet someone that you'd gel with off the bat.Your circumstances are rare and it worked out in your favor without throwing too many dice in the attempt.Its no secret that modern dating sucks ass to such a degree that men would rather not bother any more once they've been through the wringer for long enough. you managed to bypass it and that's why he's calling you a lucky bastard.
>>749040262Good woman doesn't exist. There are only shit women that you're willing to put up with and gaslight yourself that she's what you deserve, and the ones you are not willing to put up with. I realize after being alone for a long time I have completely stopped caring to put up with mating ritual.
>>749040262>I was thinking of joining one, it's my main option. I'm a casual artistHell yea that's what I'm talking about.I would recommend not focusing on making connections with any one person for the first few weeks, show your commitment to the group by engaging in the art. If they are normal people, you'll bond over the shared activity and more personal connection will sprout from that. It will also give you time to gauge the social dynamics within the group before you are too deep into them.Don't be frugal with your time or money if you can afford it. Both show commitment to the group which is especially important at the start.Also don't be afraid to back out and try another if you don't see a future there, even if they embrace you.>>749040037>TTS assistantHell yea, I'd have to get a switch for it but might be worth it if she's interested in rhythm games.More game need this stuff.
>>749041172Not rare at all. Every relationship starts with finding someone you're interested in and talking to them. All relationships start the same way these days. You don't go out and bash a lady on the head with a club and drag them to your cave anymore. I found someone I was interested in, talked to them, realized we had a lot of interests, and went for it. That's how it works, always. Unless you're a billionaire women aren't going to come hunt you down.
>>749041759Obviously youll want to see if she even likes rhythm games in the first place.The earlier entries you can emulate but they didnt go as far as full TTS blind assistance until the latest title, earlier games also have some things that rely on visuals so they arent 100% blind accommodating.
>>749042039>Not rare at allyour fairly illiterate arent you?
>>749042217Every married person I know met under similar circumstances to me, just without vidya. It is either books, TV, hiking, guns, etc. You find someone you like, talk to them, ????, maried. It really is that simple. If you think you need to use (((modern dating))) that's your problem. Put away the dating app.
I was playing Hitman and Recettear with my first serious gf and she was really into thoseNext gf was more gamer and took dmc5,Bayonetta 2 and doom eternal seriously tho she was forever an ASSFAGGOT
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>>749031278I need misato to smother me to death with her breasts while stroking my hair and telling me everything's going to be alrightAlso probably expedition 33 because sad story, dark souls and halo because fun co-op
>>749042370The difficulty is that (you) not using a dating app isn't the solution, you're still left with a significant portion of adult women who have their entire romantic experience warped by the instant gratification of Tinder and similar platforms.You have to go out of your way to find people who aren't addicted to social media, for both of the sexes and not just for romantic relationships, and you have to hope that these people also leave their fucking home to interact with the world.It does happen, but it doesn't happen nearly as easily as it used to.
>>749042370You really don't even understand just how lucky you got huh
>>749042791Stop trying to date sleezy women. Join a religious club or something. My best friend found his wife through a Catholic after-hours social club on bowling night. She's wonderful. Doesn't even use a smart phone. They're out there and they're more common than you think. You're just hyper focused on a niche environment. The most your average run-of-the-mill woman uses social media for is looking at garbage on Faceberg Market.
>>749038364>high quality girlUnless he posts pics always assume the worst.
>>749031278MGS2DMC3Furi
>>749042969I don't seek out sleezy women intentionally, I've only had horrendous luck and misjudging people that I thought were normal but were actually hopped up on meds every day (which they were also keeping a secret, so blame me for trusting adults to act like adults, eh?)I don't think it'd be a good fit for an anti-religious person to join an explicitly-religious social club, I'm not a good liar and doing so makes me feel dirty anyway.
>>749043259I've hung out at those events and I'm not religious. They don't talk about God or anything. It is just a place for non-faggots to hang out is all. People who value humanity and not the filth on TV/internet.
>>749043374>chasing a taken woman>simping this hard for used goodsLmfao you fucking retard. 32 years of life only to be a spineless cuck. Kill yourself
>>749043374>>749044049>troonieren poster>makes up elaborate cuck fantasieskek, most worthless posters on this site, even more so than frogposters and /pol/fags
>>749044213stay mad zoomie. time for your next porn addiction fix, you're getting grumpy big guy.
>>749044049>I'm not a cuck because I'm simping hard for this whore who is trying to cheat on her boyfriend with me>she is definitely my soulmate and isn't a mentally ill bpdemon who'll cheat on me too>she has a soul you guys, she's not an NPC like the rest of them!!!Imagine being this retarded
>>749044320keep coping school janitor unc
>>749044350stay mad zoomer. sorry that women are repulsed by you. you are not finna make it and shit, no cap.
>>749044475>sorry that women are repulsed by youYou're single at 32 and the only woman you can get is a cheater used goods whore
>749044475>stops posting frieren because it was triggering unc's AGP too muchKWATB
fill Mari with soda and mentos
>>749044049>>749044320>>749044475Also it's fucking crazy you're posting a cute pure anime girl while talking about a literal 3dpd whore as if she's an angel. I fucking hate you 30+ failed normalfags desperate for the bottom of the barrel women because you've been getting ignored your whole life. Subhuman fuck
Portal 2 for the co op achievementsCan't think of anything else.
>>749044564 >used goods>has had one boyfriend that she knows from high schooland that's why you will die alone. every woman automatically gets disqualified by your imaginary chud standards, while you're simultaneously fat and retarded.
>>749044843stay mad zoomie. i will continue making the dating pool slimmer for zoomer like you. really looking forward to when you get drafted to do tiktok dances in iran. i will keep your sister company, don't worry.
>>749044947>>749045009>troon shitskin janitor unc is an aislopping jeetkekaroo, trooniest goynoid on this site right now
>>749031716DOBSOOOON
>>749044947>every woman automatically gets disqualified by your imaginary chud standardsActually, non-whores don't get disqualified. Also she's literally cheating on her boyfriend, and will do the same to you. You fucking moron.
>>749045050>no argument>seethes>uhh i uhhh J-JJEET!!!!
>>749035527Getting antsy about how others interrupt your confusing grammar while still using bad grammar. I believe the word is "projection"
>>749045171>trunc so retarded he can't understand english and thinks I made no argument>proceeds to troon out and meltevery time
>>749045096>Also she's literally cheating on her boyfriend, and will do the same to you. You fucking moron.nobody cheated bud. getting cheated on isn't a problem if you're a respectable man dating a good woman. maybe brush your teeth and stop repulsing women with your retarded zoomer nigger presence. maybe delete your terabytes of porn too.
>>749038364holy shit the cope is unreal kekglad I went on 4chan today
for me it's ritsuko
>>749045280>if you're a respectable man dating a good woman...which isn't your situation, because you're an old Indian retard going after a taken woman who is cheating on her boyfriend with you. And you're so deeply in love because you're 32 with no romantic experience that you can't see it.
>>749045407you're a virgin bud, and will remain so.
>>749045280>she slept in my bed the other night and I told her she needs to break up with her boyfriend if we're going to do anything besides cuddle>nobody cheated budYeah, your woman sleeping in another man's bed and cuddling with him is is what loyal women do.You're pathetic.
>big 3-0 the other day>homeowner with a civil job>never had a relationship in high school>only experience is from vidya>only hobbies are vidyaDo I just hop on the dating app scene, or am I screwed?
>>749045509aw sorry zoomie, i'll try not to stop turbomogging your zoomie looksmaxx squad. it's probably finna embarrassing for you ya heard?
>>749042516Nah, I just am not afraid to make my point without memes.
>>749045067
>>749045280This sounds very much like femnazi nonsense. You should go back.
>A woman is ultimately a person just like you, and should be treated like a person if you want their lovedo people still GENUINELY believe this in current year or did i get baited
>>749031278I play Minecraft with my gfShe likes the cute animals and to craft things
>>749031278im trying to make her watch me play mewgenics
>>749031278We both like Age of Empires II, but I haven't played an RTS in ages. I doubt she would like vidya I am playing.>>749048036If you say shit like that, then you are jaded fuck and you will not get a gf ever. Treating anyone like a person is a baseline for building any kind of relationship and there is a word "friend" in "girlfriend" for a reason. It may blossom into a romance, it might not. Y'all niggas want love without loving yourselves and it shows.
>>74904577028+ with no experience is game overfind something to chase/cope with like getting muscular af or idk learning an instrument?
>>749049823He can always get experience by raping someone.
>>749038364>You could maybe say you had some autonomy in being willing to approach her and try and start something, but that's as far as any of your involvement in any of this goes.Holy shit, its two brain cells are starting to rub together!
>>749038834why are women so evil
>>749037741>he never interacted with a 14yo girlTruecel tier
>>749031278tranime is so fucking gay
>>749038364>ERM actually you didn't beat the dating game
>>749031716>>749039381>>749040663Who added their OC to evangelion?
>>749031278DayZMy summer car (i can backseat i guess or we can play SxS on different computers)and worms/some other splitscreen party game ideally with my friend group and their gf's
>>749053315I can't really find it in my heart to blame Anno for it, if I was a formerly foreveralone artist I'd probably retcon my spouse into the remake of my old work as well.
>>749034167>>749038594>>749040348>>749040830>>749042504>>749043374>>749048114>>749049239Kill all normalfags
>>749054139>poojet postTypical
>>749031278overcookedcrypt of the necrodancermagicka
>>749045176>confusinganon...
>>749031278This image is stupid Rei has bigger tits and asuka canonically
>>749031350I miss my wife, Tails.
WHOREsato>BITCHka
>>749031278Wife and I play Phasmophobia together. Also co-op'ed Cult of the Lamb and Castle Crashers. We've been together for 18 years.
>>749054889Fuck you
>>749054947we also bonded early in our relationship over watching early Chris Chan videos and shitposts.
>>749053315
>>749038834whatever advice you get, it's partly a numbers gameif you have a chance of success x% and approach one woman, then you have x% chance of success, but if you approach n women then you have a higher overall chance of successso just be willing to put yourself out there socially, dont be a shutin
>>749038364JFC what a pathetic post. Even if you got lucky you'd still be single
>>749031278I don't have any friends, so I'd be fine with pretty much any multiplayer game. Hearts of Iron would probably be great fun with someone.
>>749031278we're playin dont starve togetherthis game fucking sucks
>>749052614nearly as gay as tourist e-rapefugees like you?
>>749038364If you yourself are successful, it's so enticing to think that you deserve it all because you've worked hard and you're a good person. If you see someone miserable failing at life, it's very enticing to just ridicule them and say that it's their own fault. People always like to think that their successes are their own and that their failures are because they're hard done by.
>>749046004You've just given up like a bitch. The jew smiles at you.
>>749031278>You should hook up with a screeching demon that will falsely accuse you of rape, steal all your money and ruin your lifeNah.
>>749038834what he said >>749056735 it always all luck no matter what yuore talking about in life
lol
>>749031278Friendly reminder that Misato was a pedophile
>>749040380Mandela effect!
>>749031278I do play games with my gf We're currently playing Diablo 3 and Expedition 33 with the coop mod
I'm tired of /v/ being /r9k/ v2
>>749034160>picwtf when did rei gain american citizenship
Our first night sleeping together we didn't sleep at all. We stayed up all night 100% SMW, she didn't even know about the bonus star levels.Over the years, we got into overwatch, deep rock galactic, satisfactory, marvel rivals and currently she's into payday 3. Not entirely sure about that last one causes it's kinda shit but she likes it. Solo she plays some really gay shit like animal crossing, terreria and that harvest moon like game I forget what it's called. We took turns watching each other play and beat BotW but couldn't sit through TotK. She's a nintendie and likes most shit they put out.
>>749063986>Diablo 3 and Expedition 33Why are normalfags incapable of having good taste?
>>749045770Found my first gf through dating apps when I was just shy of 30. It's an option but keep in mind those things are soul draining, especially for guys like us that aren't super social.Might be worth doing dating apps at the same time as irl stuff
>>749054624also rei is not enough of an npc to care about the size of her tits
>>749064721There really isn't much of a choice when it comes to local coop.
>>749065306True, but her breasts are still bigger than Asuka's. Also>goyslop Rei
>>749066094wtf nigga have you never heard of neutron?
where i work there is a dunkin donuts and this girl always made my drink, she's very nice. i would honestly just get a drink to have a little interaction with her. then one day i told one of the dunkin supervisors that shes cute and she told me her name and that she likes to stream. so next time i got a drink, while she was making it after some silence i was like... so you like to stream. and she was caught off guard and i told her the SV told me and then we talked a bit and she was telling me her favorite games, mass effect 2, and i forgot what else. FFXIV, of course. then she asked if i had discord and i said yeah and we exchanged.so we have been talking and stuff and i really really like her and i don't really have anything bad to say about her. i walked her to her car the other day and she wanted to hug me, i didnt even have to ask. i told her she is cute and she tells me i feel strong, and it really feels like i'm getting to know her bit by bit and maybe this will lead to something. like us getting an apartment and moving out together. she also wrote a book.. a fantasy book. i have a physical copy i bought from her. she doesn't seem popular though, she is kinda nerdy. she has a whole discord group with friends she knows. i'm a little nervous about all that. idk. i just want to be closer to her. we all just watched the backrooms but of course i was silent the entire time and i didnt type. i hope things work out between us because for the first time, i havent fucked up a single exchange and im just trying my best and we plan to hang out thursday... i guess we will go hiking.. i'm a bit awkward i just want everything to work out. thanks for reading my blog
>>749053315Anno did.
>>749066517Anno is a nigger.
>>749045176Anon...
>>749066402No, but I've heard of Nucleuscoop, used it a lot to play with gf.Still a limited library and issues are very common, truly good handlers are rare.
>>749066409>i told one of the dunkin supervisors that shes cute and she told me her name and that she likes to stream>she was caught off guard and i told her the SV told meThe fact she didn't drop you after this means you're in a good position because she really fucking should have.
>>749066873can you explain?
>>749045176You'll never have consensual sex btw
I don't have anything to offer a gf
>>749031278only games my ex agreed to play was mario games lmao.
>>749031278I'm a 30 year old unemployed KV who sucks at video games.
>>749066267Gendou gave her the goyslop
she made me play league and it was the worst gaming experience of my entire life to this dayshe then made me play don't starve together and I couldn't stay awake no matter what I did