DISCLAIMER:This is CASSANDRA VOLE from the videogame MAGIC AWAKENED.
>>749035861DISCLAIMER:None of the troonbrained retards that post ITT past this point will reach their 40s
mobile deck building is not videogames its a cancer
its that time again?
DISCLAIMER: Remember that even if you're wearing a skirt or a dress, you will need to get through a prostate exam in your 30s
DISCLAIMER: jews are not humans and they breathe liquid plasma
>>749035861Don't post my wife while saying such retarded things.
>>749035947>>749036037
>>749036593Disdain for those that snip off their balls is universal, anonI don't have to be anything to find all of that disgusting
>>749036716op's image has nothing to do with troons, THOUGH
>>749035861Too bad this is mobile shit so I have no intention of playing it because she's cute
>>749037486There's a PC version, but it's still chinkslop.
>>749035947I am 42, in 4chan since 2009, I am brown, penis still attached to the body.Maybe you should check yourself, "white" chud zoomer. "White" chud to "white" tranny transition is dangerously high.Check the statistics.
>>749037609>reddit spacing
>>749038020We wrote Like ThatBefore someone memedIt was Reddit SpacingBefore the 2016Before the newfags (not you) invasionBefore Always I wanna be with you on /v/Before CP was banned from /b/Before Tumblr DiasporaThank you for readingchud zoomer
Malfoid
>>749038567This so much this. We did do this on 4channel.org.
>>749038598>>749038676You subhuman brown troons already have a threadScram
>>749038725tranny melty
>>749038725Why the mad? She cute
>>749038783yeah you sure are>>749039094>Why the mad?figures that it'd be a subhuman ESL from the turd world
>>749035861I should see how much of a hassle it is to reinstall this game, and how much of the PvP I can dodge
>>749035861Cass is better than femMalfoy in every way.
I miss merumania
>>749039427Also you can dance with her.
>>749039518She's actually the canon primary dance partner.
>>749039614I'm convinced the art team just likes drawing Cass, since she's in more official art than anyone.
>>749039518
This is my final Casandra
>>749039518Cute and funny in the background with her mesmerizing claps is more interesting
>>749039682Blonde white girls are the beauty standard for a reason. They're just, you know, better than everyone else.
>>749041787Cass and Ivy are the same age. Ivy just looks younger because they designed her to fit the Year 1 look more.
>>749042256>Cassandra's superior genes make her look 15 at 10Now that's real magic
>>749042392Height and elegance will do that. She is the tallest girl her age.
Does Magic Awakened have romance mechanics?
>>749043501yes
>>749039518...is that a second Cassandra in the back
>>749035861>tumblr fotm thread #1389
guys i cant take it anymorei want to live in a pure and wholesome world to have a cute girlfriend like this one on harry potterthis one is too corrupted and filthy, so much that even true friendship is rareat this rate ill reach 40 without ever finding true loveit hurts so much
Why is Harry Potter fanfiction suddenly so popular?
>>749035861Daniels wife
>>749039518cute ivy in the back
>>749045709Nope.Robin and Kevin are very much a thing so sorry to tomboy loversHowever, Cassandra is very much for (You), so is Ivy.
>>749046327Robyn and kevin is retardedIvy is the only one for (You)
>>749046327Threesome
>>749046704
>>749046704Winnie and Ivy threesome...
>>749044023the fadeway
>>749046757
>>749047276Blueberry vanilla swirl...
>>749047331based
Just in case this guy ends up here.>>749044006>but the future requires me to change and accept what my life has been like for a long time now and that's too terrifying and difficult. In my case anon, how can i ever come to terms with having wasted, basically, 10 years of my life being a neet, from my teen years to my mid 20s, even now I type this holding back tears. This stupid trend man, it hit me hard, seeing Harry, a character I grew up with, in these happy situations finding love, it's just too much.I know it hurts anon, and I'm not going to give you cheap and shallow advice. I'm not going to say "go out there and do it" in some shitty attempt to be macho.Here's my advice to you: you need to go to the mirror, put your hand on the glass, look yourself dead in the eyes, and say "I forgive you." You need to forgive yourself for these mistakes you feel you have made. Let go of the despair, the anguish, and these feelings that you're somehow a hopeless case.This feeling you have comes with a strange kind of comfort, doesn't it? It's so easy to just wallow, to consider yourself a write off, because then if it's already over what is the point of ever doing anything again? You need to stop thinking this way, and the first step in that is to, as I said, forgive the man you used to be, because I hope that you can become someone you are happy being.Saint Jude is the patron Saint of hopeless cases and lost causes, and praying to him for intercession helped me a lot, so I suggest the same to you.
>>749037565>There's a PC versionSince when?
>>749048263netease launcher anon
>>749035861What is this game even? I checked the webzone and it didn't tell me anything. Is it an RPG? A card game? A dating simulator? What???
>>749048383card game with a dancing (rhythm) minigame >dating simulatorI fucking wish
Is this it? Has the hype died down?
>>749049491yes anon it's ALL over now
>>749043762>Wanting to make every story a deconstruction is mental illness.Anon, giving a protagonist an actual internal conflict isn't a "deconstruction." Please learn what words mean.Making Harry sacrifice his ego and swallow his pride to save an enemy isn't deconstructing his character; it's taking his defining heroic trait—his capacity to love—and actually putting it through a stress test.Being a pure-hearted, stereotypical hero is fine. But even traditional paragon heroes like Luke Skywalker or Frodo Baggins had to face profound spiritual crises where their inner convictions were challenged. Luke throwing down his lightsaber in front of the Emperor wasn't a deconstruction; it was the ultimate, thematic realization of his heroic arc—choosing mercy and radical forgiveness at the absolute cost of his own safety.Harry in canon rarely has to make a choice that challenges his pride. He just stubbornly does the brave, Gryffindor thing until the plot rewards him with a technicality victory.The Malfoid AU doesn't "break" Harry to make him an edgy anti-hero. It elevates him. It takes his "saving-people thing" and pushes it to its absolute mythological peak. Loving your loyal friends is easy. Reaching your hand into literal hellfire to save a girl actively drowning in fascist ideology, willingly looking like a naive, used idiot to do it, and actively choosing forgiveness over righteous vengeance?That is literal, Christ-like heroic strength.It doesn't deconstruct the hero; it makes him a strictly better, more mythic hero. Fixing the romance isn't just swapping out a boring love interest—the romance is the thematic fix to the entire series. It proves that love actually conquers evil through active, agonizing choices, rather than just acting as a passive magical shield.
https://twitter.com/Ahoworksco/status/2106656379083563464
should i? i know it's your usual aaa game so i have my expectations set but is it still a fun experience?
>>749050220On one hand it's 5 bucks, it's more than a cup of coffee I bought earlier but not by much On the other hand it's a generic ubislop open world game. On a third non-existent hand you can mod a lot of cut content back into it for a proper experience, so yes but only if you mod it.
>>749050220You can judge the quality of a HP game by how many secret passages there are and this game had NONE
>>749047949Why are Christcucks so fucking weird?
>>749050402but it does have a better hogwarts than magic awakened
>>749050883
>>749050915I am now religious
>check "artist" >SD in bio So fucking annoying
I need a comic where Malfoid and Harry's kids ask how mom got her scars and she just goes>"Your daddy did this to me"
>Two threads
>>749051410>>749051463That is Cassandra Vole in the OP, not femMalfoy
>>749052495“Highly misogynistic and steeped in violence against women”
>Game has impossible choice
>>749052586Cass already exists for MalfoyGinny already exists for RonNo thanks on Snape
>>749050220if you want to play a ubislop it's alright. Hogwarts looks great and is the best part of the game
>>749052840>Ginny already exists for Ronlol lmao
>>749038598>>749038676Why do I like Malfoid so much? The pun helps, but there's something else to it.
>>749054042Short version is, a rewrite with Malfoid does three very important things.1: Give Harry a satisfying long-term romance. The books didn't really put much importance on romance, but the style of the story itself makes it pretty much impossible to not care about it. 2: Keep some tension to have us invested. That drama is compelling. 3: Much better finale. Voldemort being undone by another type of pure love after losing once to a mother's love is, like. Poetry. It rhymes.
>>749054583I still remember a lot of people who only watched the movies wanted/expected Harry and Hermione to be a thing. Mainly because the director was a massive Hermionefag who gave a lot of Ron's best moments to her early on and made their relationship feel retarded as a result.
Chad Thunderwand
>>749051463WHATS THE OTHER THREAD?!
>>749054930reduced to atoms
>>749054906Let's be real here, everyone wanted to fuck Emma Watson before she want full feminist disaster after the movies. That's why everyone liked Hermione so much
Reverse bunny suit
>>749054583*pottery
>>749054914fuckin wash your face
>>749054963NOOOOOOOOO
>>749054963JANNY ARE YOU OKJANNY ARE YOU OKARE YOU OK JANNY?
>>749054906I think my first point explain that. The longer a story lasts, the more people really start to care about romance, and Hermione is pretty much the only woman around Harry who could satisfyingly fit that bill since she's present in most of the important moments of the story.Malfoid can easily replace that without cucking Ron
Before thread pruning
This shit actually makes me care about Harry Potter. That screencap in the other thread was great.
>>749052495Jokes aside, Draco could have used some characterization. He was just one note, and easily cast aside.
>>749054042because it's a concept you are familiar with and now its fuckable. Same reason why people loved Bowsette, even if the method of getting there (r63 alt timeline vs magic genderbending item) differs.
>>749055145We'll catch all those naughty threads, won't we Mrs. Norris?
>>749054042Because it just works
>GryffindorFirefighters>HufflepuffActors>RavenclawAccountants>SlytherinDentists
>>749039359All Dumbledor had to was explain that Harry and co defeated Voldemort that night and the House Cup points are pretty justified to everyone. Without it he literally just sounds like he's playing favorites (he is but there is SOME logic to it)
>>749055352If it was just that then most of the art would be porn, not cute.
>>749055451giving my slytherin gf some oral care while late to a quidditch match
>>749054042Handcrafted to induce yearning
>>749055352>>749055501I haven't masturbated to a single malfoid picIt's been exclusively fanfic fangirl giggling
>>749055451>Slytherin>DentistsChecks outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLUvFe-Y-zw
>>749055542>yfw this was drawn by the OG bowsette artist
>>749055542
>>749055542I haven't jacked off in 4 days due to all this stuff.
>>749039329Look at the brown pretend to be white, how pathetic.
>>749055608Both my heart and balls are very full.
>>749055542>>749055501Don't misunderstand, I'm not implying you are masturbating to this per se, but if you weren't sexually attracted to her you wouldn't feel the flutters in your heart that you do. Otherwise one of the thousands of Draco x Harry fics would already have you feeling this way.
>>749055692me personally just here to post about hp
>>749045013I havent seen anyone mention Tumblr in a coons age.
>>749055501lora?
They should capitalize on this and make a dating sim in the Harry Potter world. Hell, it doesn't even have to be with the main cast, just give us the world to live in and date wizards and witches in.You could say it'd be missing the point to not have say, the exact malfoid people are thinking about, but I just want more Harry Potter vidya.
>>749055412Mrs. Norris a cute! I would pet her!
>>749038020"le reddit spacing" is yet another troll meme that election tourists took seriously and have now enshrined as Holy Based Truth
>>749035861you fucking subhumans turned this into a malfoid thread
>>749055779Legacy should have had that aspect built in
>>749055832actually anon, that was the janny pruning the other thread for no reason aside from tranny seething not like this thread was getting any traction anyway
Read the new scroll
What if she exchanged her wand for a boomstick
>>749055412>I SAY WE *TRIPLE* FILCH'S SALARY!
There is no escaping the 5head
>>749055501Every Slitherin qt always a 5head. Its adorable. Primed for cock slapping and tic-tac-toe action
Any bratty woman/evil woman correcting games?
Pretty fucked that all the other Hogwarts houses have beautiful views of the casltegrounds in some way or another except for Slytherin who have to live with the dark probably dank recesses of the dungeons. Have you ever been to a real castle? Heating those things is a logistic nightmare because of how heat travels in the stone, and as you know heat rises, and the Earth is a massive heatsink through conduction. So the vibe of the dungeon might be novel but sounds like an overall shitty experience.
>>749055954
>french
>>749055927unsure if Dumbledor is a troll or too good for Muggle math
I see we're on the thinly veiled thread phase.
>>749055779This does exist but I imagine it's just AI slop (I haven't looked at it closely) https://malfoid.com/Probably a bunch of chatbots on janny and chub too but I haven't looked yet.
>>749056094Mod skips sleeps on weekends to enforce his wil. All of this already happened. Once he loses it enough he will sic his discord to watch the board 24/7t. deltarunefag
Yearn
She does NOT have a fivehead
>>749056217I only yearn for hermione personally
>>749056229I don't care about 3D
>>749056217I'm yearnmaxing
>>749056265With all her goddamn nagging?
>>749056294fuck yes anon god I want to wife her up so bad she can nag at me all day and be in bed with me by night
>>749056275Nor in 2D
>>749056229Nips have decided on 5head
>>749056276>yearnmaxingThat's dangerous, dude
>>749055924more effective than a killing curse considering you can't wand parry a shotgun shell. Magic is great for convienience and subterfuge but it's completely outclassed when it comes to cold hard violence.
So has anyone read the korean fanfic?
>>749035861>not a malfoid general threadphew almost got baited
Yearning
Six Years of this
>>749054583the most intimate thing that would changed is having Malfoid's wand being used against VoldeCHUD Its gay if you share your wands with your bros like that in the original
>there's a team of troons dilating in shifts to monitor /v/>they press a button that blasts an alarm, waking janny off his cum-stained mattress in the middle of the night and automatically dispensing hot pockets at his deskI find this mental image quite funny.
>>749056194>Probably a bunch of chatbots on janny and chub too but I haven't looked yet.Ok yeah there is
>>749056384My korean is sadly only conversational and not fit for reading extended prose.
I do wish hogwarts mystery and magic awakened were both better games at least one lets you date the girls, the other lets you waltz with them at best
>>749056229I'm pro five-head in years 1-3, and at the end of year three is the exact point she gets self-conscious about it and starts wearing it a different way to disguise itor, to put it another way, pic related continues to be the best hairstyle description
>>749056485waiting for literally ANYONE to make a fem lucius botonly seen one fem snape in the sea of malfoids
>>749056505Someone posted an AI sloppa translation https://abendrot.neocities.org/malfoid/malfoythevillainess_en_0.1.epub
>>749056375ThisI've accepted that I'm simply too ugly and boring to even get gf, let alone a loyal and cute wife. Its been years that I've just gone numb to the loneliness admitting that entailed. It hasn't kept me up at night, I don't dream of gf, most weeks I don't even think about it.Because of this FUCKING trend its all back again. I dreamed of a happy life with a girl a few nights ago and its ruined every day since. I can practically still feel her when I hugged her in the dream.But I cannot stop coming to these threads. Its like voluntarily inflicting psychic damage. Over and over.
>>749056510we are so close to persona with wizards but no one is willing to make it. It would make too much money. It makes so much sense
>>749056229And if she does have a fivehead you better not point it out or she'll reducto your dick.
>>749056646>ravenclaw ivyso cute and yes a real hp rpg would be perfect
>>749056636we're pretty close to robot chicks. Just tank a few more years and you'll be good.
>>749056646I fear WB will force the Hogwarts Legacy devs to make Hogwarts Legacy 2 another open-world game.It's just not what we want.
>>749056636I'm in a similar boat and you'll grow numb to it again, don't worry. It stings more here since Harry Potter is a series that affected many of us when we were younger.
>>749056636You may be an unlovable incel chud but that's still not as sad as the soul-crushing nightmare that is the modern 3D relationship.
>>749056760i wonder if fire emblem is a good replacement for "whimsical fantasy persona with wizards and witches" Not whimsical but certainly fantasy
https://x.com/yunayuispink/status/2106879066737627403The artist who got bullied by troons into deleting his pic has reupped it.
>>749056636>I dreamed of a happy life with a girl a few nights agoFUCK the same happened to me. God that shit really fucks me up for the whole day.Same as you, I'm mostly fine with it, but shit like this really does trigger the yearning. It'll pass when this all dies down.
>>749056990Not the newest one, that's for sure.
>>749056646>that sampledo better in the future
>>749056990what a great image I would like a crpg
>>749057021seriously what the fuck were they thinking
>>749056994Good. don't give in to those mentally ill troons
>>749057129I've been saying that for at least 10 years when it comes to FE.
No Slytherin robes left kek
>>749057129Hop on Unicorn Overlord dude
>>749056994>>749057140>I-IS THAT A CUTE GIRL? AND THEY ARE WRITING HER INTO A CUTE ROMANCE??I hope this Malfoid stuff shows everyone how genuinely evil these orcs are.
>>749057296All the cosplayers buying them by the truckload, I bet
>>749050220It's weird, it's like a 5/10 but it's a really competent 5/10.For 5? Yeah go for it
>>749056567What other hairstyles could she wear and when?For me it's ojou-sama drills during her inquisition squad run in year 5
>>749057360slytherin was trending for a while, you can bet your ass this year halloween s gonna be great.
>big name manga artists are drawing malfoid nowThis is from Shun Saeki, artist for Shokugeki no Soma / Food Wars.
>>749057363>5/10 so............just like the movie game tie ins right?
>>749057304I keep trying but I bounce of it so quickly. There's just something about the gameplay that really kills it for me, it's just so easy but each fight still manages to take an age.
>>749038567>but look at my epic shitty screencap of how retards (moot) posted in 2004 before board culture was established heehoo Pressing enter twice after a sentence will never be 4chan
>>749057478It's the Ubisoft open world formula in Harry Potter
>>749057478The early games are peak fuck you
I like Malfoid with a bit of possessiveness to go along with her tsundereness.
>>749057551tits too big I don't goon to her
so is malfoid stacked or flat
>>749057616Of course a rich girl is stacked, why would she be malnourished
>>749057551Sniiiiiif
>>749057616flat as a child then grews medium sized breasts by year 6
>>749057551I imagine her having a slim, elegant build.Not flat, but not voluptuous either
>>749057551I've never found a woman with cow tits holding her bra all that hot but it seems a lot of people do this image is hot because she's pushing his hand into her tit though
>>749057457I like Matsuryu'sHe drew the hottest Queen's Blade girls
>>749057616That's up to you, sir. However, if you make the wrong choice then we're fighting to the death right here right now.
>>749057682Holy twentyhead
>>749056994Based
>>749057616Depends on the age but I think she looks best, even in later years, as modest.
Someone redpill me on Hogwarts Legacy. I grew up alongside the books so I read them, but I'm not like obsessed with HP or anything, especially nowadays. I do fucking loves me some Malfoid though. Is the game worth playing, or just skip completely? What is it like? >>749057616I imagine her as B cup or C cup. Not flat, but not stacked. She's a haughty rich girl, as much as I like flat girls, I can't imagine her being flat. That said, I dislike the "Milfoids" that I've seen, I don't think Malfoid is some thicc milf type body with DDD boobs.
>>749057616She's slender, not as stacked as those hufflepuff girls but enough curves to have something to flaunt.
>>749035861Hogwarts is a very scary school somtimes. I always forget that everyone is kinda......armed
>>749057750if you don't love HP and hogwarts there's no real reason to play, it's pretty generic as a game
>>749057616flat and self-conscious about it, any other answer is supremely homosexual
>>749057750Ubisoft open world formula with a Harry Potter skin.
>>749056567for me, it's 4,5 and 6
>>749057616
>>749057829my slytherin wife
>>749057576prpr
true love
>>749057616she's medium and thus premium.
>>749057616FLAT
>>749057856Sorry Anon, but no muggles
>>749057894Why does het feel so right?
>>749055890>Harry sacrifices objects and safety. Malfoid has to sacrifice who she is to become someone better
>>749057829>>749057793>Ubisoft open world formulaEww okay. Thanks. Man though Malfoid is too good. Never thought I'd have Harry Potter rekindled for me.
>>749057945>no mugglesof course not
>>749057616You can be whatever you want in the wizarding world, just saying
It's like I'm on Fireball20xl again bros.
>>749055542Fuckin same, but I do want to my own Malfoid. I would street fight prime Mike Tyson for one.
>>749057829why are slytherin, aristocratic sluts like this
>>749057616Flat works best. isn't Louise supposedly based on Hermione or am I mistaken?
But seriously, WB. Release the Hogwarts Legacy 2 trailer, you cowards.
>>749058021Do the books ever mention what Malfoy's patronus is?
>>749058064Game Awards surely... haha....
>>749057919Does Crabbe-chan still get atomized the fiendfyre?
>>749058034Why not
>>749058047Yes
>>749058151how tall is she next to poppy though
>>749057731>opens note>doesn't read "ur a faget"
>>749058202A full head taller
>>749057785literally every teenager is required to keep their arms with them at all times. Your wand is your loifebut also it does more than harm, it's the greatest tool of all. It's life changing. If I were a wizard I'd also say fuck the muggle world, no way I'd ever want to be anywhere I'd have to hide my powerlevel, the fuck you mean I have to go buy a lighter to light my lamp?
>>749058047>louise its perfect. Almost fits like a glove for years 1-6
>>749058047Oh definitely. Author was VERY horny for her.>April 17th. If Harry Potter had been made in Japan, Hermione probably would have been the main character of "2" (the second installment). I believe this is where the tragedy of Harry Potter lies. The inhabitants of the declining empire are making the wrong things. That is what I think. That glasses-wearing protagonist. What is his deal? Who does he think he is? I do not think we need him. The red-headed whatever. What is his deal? Who does he think he is? He is extremely in the way. Just Hermione is fine. Even though just having her would be fine, because they stay faithful to the original work, it ends up that Hermione does not appear all that much. What is "2" even for? I do not think it is good. Not being able to see Hermione. I think it is an outrageous thing.>A company like Kadokawa should hurry up and buy the Harry Potter copyright with JAPAN MONEY. The title can just be Harry Potter. I do not care about the title at all. They could even change it if they want. Regardless, I want them to quickly make "Hermione and Her Merry Servants". And I want Yamaguchi to be made a servant. I cannot deliver lines very well, so I am fine with the role of Hermione's chair. I am fine being a miserable chair, sitting perfectly still and silent in the classroom.1/3
>>749058021this whole sequence was fucking kino
:P
>>749058093No, during the struggle, her big boobs accidentally knock herself out which gives Goyle more time to fly away with her before the flames get them.>>749058186We need more Ginny vs Malfoid.
>>749058193
>>749058267oh so about the same as wizards
>>749057616She should be flat like snek.
>>749058275>Then, she could occasionally hurl verbal abuse at me with her "Leviosa" tone. "You filthy chair! You're touching my butt again today!" "I'm-not-touching-it." "You touched it! See, you touched it! Come to the bathroom!" "Yes..." (spoken ever so weakly). Just a tiny bit of magic is fine. Hmph, she could occasionally fly in the sky or something. I just want them to endlessly show Hermione verbally abusing the chair (me). The chair (me) should feel deeply ashamed of being the chair of a mere thirteen-year-old girl, and blush while feeling that shame. I want to watch a movie like that soon. Or rather, I want to appear in it. To what extent do I want to appear in it? It is no longer just on the level of wanting to be in it. I am prepared to not even shy away from going to war with the UK. Hermione will eventually fall in love, and she might talk about love while lined up next to her lover on the chair. At that moment, this chair will surely gnash its teeth intensely. Hermione might even press their lips together. This chair will burn with intense jealousy. The strong inferiority complex of being a chair and the pitch-black anger towards the scriptwriter will have nowhere to go, and eventually, it will abandon being a chair and stand up strongly. That bastard and Hermione will let out a scream of astonishment. She, a magic academy student who is an extension of a rotten aristocratic society, has probably never imagined a chair rebelling. But, you know, even a chair gets angry when it is time to get angry. Yes, I will do it.2/3
>>749058047Hermione really set something in Japan
>>749058283Need more Pansy
>>749058360cause U-15 idols are a thing
>>749057356I don't get it.
>>749057919I want to make a deal with the servant elves in the castle just to have sweets to constantly feed Crabbe. She's so fucking cute.
>>749058428Marry and reproduce
>>749058352>I will send her lover flying with a punch, shoot him to death if necessary, bravely snatch her away, and begin to escape. While holding down the violently struggling her, I might do a genital touch or something in the confusion. Regardless, a genital touch, I might do it. My fingers might inadvertently reach her genitals. At that moment, she will let out a long scream, and the teachers who hear it will gather, use magic, and surround me. They will not forgive the chair prostrating itself on the ground in apology, and they will unleash Cerberus on it. Bitten by the phantom beast, as my consciousness fades, I will strongly feel loneliness. At the moment I draw my last breath, she, having realized the chair's love, will take my hand and gently kiss my cheek...>Tears are coming out. I am moved. This movie might end up being a little long. After this, Hermione losing her virginity is a whopping six-hour spectacle. She will be endlessly pierced, and whether from pain or joy, she will shed tears regardless. They will reach the heavens, shine far and wide, and become stars. It is a love song. A love song that reaches the heavens. Ah, a love, song.3/3
>>749056294The fact she actually, 1000% adores the very ground you walk on cancels out any nagging.
Why are troons like this?
>>749058275>>749058352>>749058483Holy based
>>749058554They hate cute things because they are ugly, inside and out
>>749058076Rowling has apparently stated that Malfoy does not have one, having never learned the spell and his conflicted nature in the later books would have made summoning one extremely difficult.Until Malfoid summons one to save Harry because she loves him.
>>749058275>>749058352>>749058483Why does god only take the good ones? He could've taken me instead.
>>749056636Thats called hope and its painful to the hopeless like you and me.
>gender swapping is popular againwe already did this years ago with browser
Daily reminder that every Slytherin is ambitious and resourceful Very dangerous if you think about it. Reminds me about the goblins at Gringotts
Japan makes Harry Potter a better place.
>>749058554Because people are having fun without them and that can't happen in 2026.
>>749058275 >>749058352 >>749058483 I kneel orz
>>749058275>>749058352>>749058483Japanese hands had to have written this
>>749058759
>>749058693OH WOW WE ALREADY HAD A DELICIOUS EROTIC CAKE 10 YEARS AGO BETTER THROW THAT NEW CAKE IN THE TRASH
>>749058554Just go read some intelligent takes about how the story change in meaningful ways
>>749058635Malfoid would be able to summon one at the very end, when fighting Voldemort along with Harry. And all she'd need is to remember when he took her to the Yule Ball
>>749058693bowsette was MtF tranny fetish garbage.
>>749058807Two cakes?
>>749057360This Halloween is gonna be great for eye candy.
>>749058473>malfoid fixes birthrates around the worldBased
>>749058820>Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make Dobby rub his genitals on some rusty knives
>>749058716AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>749058275>A company like Kadokawa should hurry up and buy the Harry Potter copyright with JAPAN MONEY.You do understand that Rowling doesn't have to sell a cash cow, right
>Open 4chan>reddot>Open twitter>Malfoid>Open instagram>Malfoid>Oppen reddit>Malfoid>Open YouTube>Malfoid>Open Discord>Malfoid>Open Tiktok>Malfoid>Open snapchat >Malfoid
>>749058905Why the fuck do Dumbledore and Lucius hate Dobby so much?
>>749057616Flat, and self-conscious of them.
>>749058905It must be so fun to be DumbledorWhen he's not doing world-saving research and all
>>749058696>You get on the train for another year of Hogwarts.>The witch sharing the car with you has a "Goblin Rights are Human Rights" shirt on.
>>749058859and fem malfoy isn't?its literally the same shit
>>749058975
>>749058849Is she eating him!?
>>749059005aaaaaaaaa SEX
Wait a minute, I don't even like Harry Potter!
>>749058696Gryffendors break the rules because they are mavericks, even if it's for retarded reasonsSlytherins are very ambitious but also struggle with listening to the rules when it doesn't suite them.
I don't think Rowling has much love for animation, Cartoons or Anime.
>>749058716i can't believe gender swapping Malfoy really does change the story.
>>749059005
>>749059050Unironically how come they never made a HP cartoon? Seems obvious in hindsight.
>>749059046Ravenclaws just want to study in peace, content that they're not involved in the Gryffindor vs Slytherin war downstairs.
>>749057919That version of crabbe is adorable.
>>749058859You are aware in the story Malfoy is a guy. We are enjoying a character who was originally a man is now a woman. In both Bowsette and Malfoid, we have removed the nature of transitioning being imperfect and not actually accomplishing a full magical biological switch, but you still are aware that Malfoid is not some girl, she is a derrivative genderswap of a male character fundimentally.
>>749059176Malfoid wasn't born a guy retard.
>>749058723Tom even did charity work after the Tohoku Earthquake.
>>749059078You'd need to alter most scenes to make the romance feel good but the biggest story alterations are undeniable in the last two books, which are also the weakest in terms of pacing. I think the romantic angst with Malfoid would really help here.
>>749058849>Harry and Malfoid are isolated from the rest, fighting Voldemort alone>at one point Voldemort almost gets the drop on them and uses the Killing curse on Harry>Malfoid pushes him away>realizes Harry almost died>completely snaps, starts dumping every offensive spell at Voldemort, confringo, bombarda, sectum sembra and even the Killing curse, to the point Voldemort is slightly unnerved at her violent outburst
>>749035861>MAGIC AWAKENEDMagic Awakened story would have been great for a TV show or anime. Shame they are trying and failing to recapture the magic of the original books again.>>749044023I kind of love that she is real deal, she's obsessed with dueling, unlike Malfoy in first year with his meet at Midnight shit, she'll draw wands at the earliest opportunity.
>>749059150and Hufflepuffs are the "simple as" house just happy to be there.
>>749058938What did youtube show to you about malfoid?
>>749059176Bowsette is fundamentally a man in a women's body, who after becoming a woman, decides to act girly in some tranny bimbofication AGP fetish. there's a big difference.
>>749058985the difference between malfoid and bowsette is that malfoid is draco if he was born as a girlbowsette was ALWAYS bowser underneath the super crown, artists even memed the crown falling off during sex
>>749058186Ginny looks like Jenna from Golden Sun.
>>749058630>3Dgrim
>>749058985It is not.Bowsette is what would happen if Bowser put on the Super Crown, turned into Bowsette, and how that would affect his/her attempts to fight Mario and kidnap Princess Peach.Malfoid is what would happen if Malfoy was introduced into the story as a girl, future love interest, and how that would change the conflict between Harry and Malfoy.
Blocks your path
>>749059296
>>749059276>she'll draw wands at the earliest opportunityif only we had choices with our player character instead of being 2nd fiddle to the redhead pussy
>>749059358who sucks and who rims
>Book 6>Harry is drowning in prophecy stress, Voldemort's mind leaking into his, and the impending war>Ginny steps up. she’s the only other person alive who actually knows what it feels like to have Voldemort in her head (from the Diary in Year 2)>she is strong, fiercely loyal, funny, and offers Harry a safe harbor>they actually start dating, and for a few months, Harry gets a taste of a normal, happy life>he loves the idea of being with her. he loves the Weasleys. this is the exact life he has craved since he was a starved orphan in a cupboard>but the entire time, he is obsessively tracking Malfoid on the Marauder's Map>he watches Malfoid deteriorating, looking like a ghost in the halls, crying in the bathrooms, suffocating under the Dark Mark>Harry is completely torn. Ginny represents peace, safety, and the light. >Malfoid represents trauma, danger, and the dark.>every logical instinct, every friend, and every mentor tells him to stay with Ginny and let Malfoid destroy herself>but he can’t. because he’s Harry Potter, and his saving-people thing is a fatal flaw>it all comes to a head right before the Astronomy Tower>Ginny confronts him. she isn't stupid, and she isn't a passive damsel. she sees the way he looks at the Slytherin table.>she doesn't yell. she just looks at him with absolute, devastating clarity.>"I can give you a home, Harry. But that's not what you want, is it? You don't want to be safe. You want to save her.">Harry breaks down, realizing she's right. >he has to sacrifice his chance at a normal, easy life with the Weasleys >because he cannot let Malfoid's soul be fractured.>they break up amicably but tragically. >Ginny lets him go to fight his war, knowing he is walking straight into hell for a girl who hates him.
>>749059301if anyone who puts on the crown is ACTUALLY anatomically a woman, does that not escape the "will never be a real woman" element that trannies have?
Fetus Deletus
>>749059436Just cause you'd suck your BFF off if you were magically turned into a girl doesn't mean everyone else would
>>749059428Anon stop, my soul can’t handle this much kino
>>749058905The sidestory shit that's come from this is hilarious. Also the rest of the world discovering Dumbledoreposting has been funny too.
>>749059278>Hufflepuffs casually sitting around a table, enjoying sandwiches with friends while Harry is battling a giant snake underneath a bathroom.
>>749059535
>>749059567
>>749059428>every logical instinct, every friend, and every mentor tells him to stay with Ginny and let Malfoid destroy herselfI feel like, before he dies, Dumbledore would be the only one to believe in Malfoid and tell Harry so.
>>749058554I know that I don't have enough cognitive dissonance to understand trannies, but it really confuses me that they are so obsessed about "porn-brained" when you literally MUST be deeply porn brained in order to want to force everyone around you to become part of your sick AGP fantasy while simultaneously reducing literally all aspects of the human experience to sexual identity politics. This clear, fraudulent virtue signal message obviously inherently conflicts with their core identity, but what makes them angry in the first place? Do they just train themselves to become disgusted at all natural things? Do they see a man and a woman romance and view it in the same way that I might view a tranny Rivals of Aether player getting up from their match to go kiss their tranny boyfriend?
>>749058859Calling any kind of genderbend trans means you're a fucking tourist.
>>749059525Based hufflechads. Come back when it's MY problem.
>Hermione learns boxing over the summer so she can beat Malfoid's ass that much harder in the school term.
>>749058907You're talking to a dead man anon.
>>749059597>Dumbledore just instantly appearss
eroge where you play as harry and every other character in hogwarts is a girl WHEN
>>749059626Acting like a girlly bimbo after MtF transformation is literally AGP, you fucking tourist. It's the very definition of tranime.
Harry and Malfoid in a nutshell
>>749059717
>HARRY POTTER!!>DID YOU GRAB MALDOY’S TIT INSTEAD OF THE GOLDEN SNITCH?!?!>1000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!!>NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, I NEED TO BEAT DOBBY LIKE I BEAT MY BEAT AT 3 AM
>>749035861I'm almost positive that no one who compounds "video game" actually plays them.
>>749059115She hates animation. No really, she genuinely thinks it's a lesser type of art compared to film or theater, it's why you've never even heard of an Harry Potter adjacent animation be discussed in any official way even through it's so obviously a brilliant idea. Maybe if someone tossed enough money at her she'd do it though, who knows.
>>749059095moaning myrtle can get it
>>749059710>he was always there, just invisible
>>749059746god thats hot
>>749059525Hufflepuffs would be illegally brewing alcohol in their common room.
>>749059296https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkzN-Hex8cQ
>>749059518For me it’s >Ron vs Snape (with Neville and/or Crabbe and Goyle joining in) >Lucius joining Dumbledore in beating the shit out of Dobby >Data-driven racist Luna
>>749059115>puffing on a cigar after supreme court ruling that trans women are not legally women>look up that caption>it's real and she posted it on twitterDidn't know Rowling was such a troll.
>>749057140if they're on bluesky there's no need to explain. They are the same kind.
>>749059719Fuck off, mam, you'll never claim genderbend.
>>749059807With Fred and George somehow in there with them chilling
>>749036593what the hell am i looking ati dont think its ai, the taps and response of the screen look correct
Hermione in the first movie made me a 3D loliconHer acting was kinda shit after though
>>749059878Bro the japs don't understand the western tard meta.
>>749059919Nah, you know I'm right. I will die on this hill.
>>749059873>Didn't know Rowling was such a troll.She's not really a troll, she just said that biological men are not and can never be women, and Bluesky (formerly Twitter, not "X") is still trying to cancel her. The trannies are angry at Malfoid because years ago she said that men cannot be women.
I honestly don’t know why the Troons didn’t see it coming. JKR is one of those “I am woman hear me roar” type Feminists so it was inevitable that she would be against MTFers.
>>749059935Who do you think sold them the brewing kit?
>>749059852>Harry and Malfoid making out like crazy in of the bathroom stalls >Meanwhile, Ron vs Snape:
>>749059985Posting a photo of her with cigar and brandy on twitter right after the supreme court ruling is a troll move
>>749059931>"Sorry, Granger. But your Potter is in another dungeon. Ha ha ha."
>>749060037Would make Ron look like the bro-est of bros.
Good ending.
>>749060097kek the glasses
>>749060037I need Ron to stay a boy because Harry needs at least one Ride or Die Bro.
>>749060070>is a troll moveAnd I'm pretty sure it would not have happened if trannies hadn't been trying to cancel her for years. It's retaliatory, not incitatory, and I personally do not view retaliatory "trolling" to be true trolling. It's more like saying "I told you so"
>>749059790Is this what living in a house with black mold does to a mother fucker. more likely it's something even more petty, like one of the girls that bullied her liked some cartoon and she has just held that grudge for decades. How very Malfoy of you Joanne.
>>749059358i just wanted a redhead gf. i almost was lucky to have one
>>749059968>Her acting was kinda shit after thoughI am consistently surprised at how good the acting is in the first one when the majority of them are kids.
>>749059985And because Malfoid is actually a woman.Look up the Petra Parker shit to see how it is when trannies genderbend, they don't genderbend at all, all they do is turn the character into a tranny, make it talk all the time about being a tranny and every character, even the villains, lining up to tell him how hecking valid he is
>NTRs you VOLDECHAD I KNEEL
>>749060193what the fuck am i looking at?
>>749059095Spent 20 gorrillion hours on this.
>>749059321women, lol
>>749060217Voldemort is incapable of loving or being attracted to anyone, he was born out of a witch using a spell to force his father to love her.Loveless family = loveless kid.
>>749059807Wouldn't be hard for them honestly. The entrance to their Common Room is in the kitchens and surrounded by beer barrels.
>We will boycott Hogwarts Legacy>Add in trans character named SIR-ona RYAN>Game sells gazillions anyways>We will boycott Harry Potter TV Reboot>Everyone is going to watch it anyways>Makes trannies and foids seetheHow did she get away with it?
>>749060265based
FUUARK HIS POWER LEVELS WERE LIKE THAT!?!?!?!?!!WITH A RESISTING ELDER WAND FUUUUUUUUUUARK I KNEEL
>>749060178Honestly, this would make sense. She probably also hates the Malfoid trend because 1) Draco is based off a bully of hers, and 2) almost all of the works use classic literary romance tropes, and she hates that, which is why Hermione ended up with Ron and not Harry.
>>749059176Nice try nigger
>>749059321How come 14-17 is really the prime age for them?
>>749060323>SIR-ona RYANWhat's the joke here?
>>749060348Someone edit the text to say DEH pls
>>749060217>>749060302>"Fine! I'll just turn her into a snake instead!"
>>749059852>Data-driven racist LunaWait, what.
"imagine this tongue 6 inches down your throat, Potter" Malfoy whispered in parseltongue, calmly.
>>749060216Genuinely. It's so bizarre hearing them harp about how they need to be treated as female... only for their "representation" to do nothing but babble about how tranny they are. "Petra" wasn't even a real character, it was just Tumblr's safe-nice hecking valid default tranny personality that just so happened to have a spider-man costume on.
>>749060178Bro, every fucking egirl and blondie irl is going to be Malfoid this year. It came just in time for Halloween too.
For every malfoid post i will VoldeGAAAAWD post
>>749059790>Lesser type of art compared to film or theaterI mean the films certainly felt less artistic when she (allegedly?) pushed for brit directors for proper brit franchise and it all became very British Leyland workman like in terms of direction.Then of course she helped put cursed child in theatres, so I don't know what the fuck she's on about.
>RON, SHE REALLY IS FLAT
>>749059660>arguably the smartest witch in the school>is the only one who just casts fist to resolve a problem
>>749060540you are going to see so much seethe this Halloween and at conventions this year, maybe even cosplay drama
>>749060485>6 inches down your throat...that's not where I'd want a 6 inch tongue
>>749060428this is one of the first malfoids, 4y ago
>People think Malfoid was because of one artist or the Harry Potter PR Team>It was actually the Spirit of Halloween store this whole time!
>>749060615down your urethra what the fuck anon?
Trannies hate Malfoid because they know she'd put troll hairs in their daily woman polyjuice
>>749060540I'm tempted to peek into my local spirit halloween to check their HP inventory.
>>749060579She's an aspiring muscle wizard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7RosIoQisA
>>749060615She'd be the one making the decisions.
>>749060627It's like rediscovering ancient texts, made by those who came before us.
>>749060370Learning all the autobiographical details Rowling included in HP makes me think she really should have seen a therapist instead of writing a novel (well except for the whole becoming a billionaire thing).But well, Write What You Know I guess.
>>749039518I really wish Hogwarts Legacy had a more unique art style like this instead of realism slop
>>749060696I hope you live in a super lefty area.
>>749058021>>749058276He was unironically a darker version of the chud. Billion of muggles will die
>>749060658>>749060646>>749059428>>749059238>>749058716For God's sake. It's crazy how much more sense it all makes if Draco is a girl. What the hell was JK thinking?
onlyfans is about to go insane this halloween
>>749060730honest to god you could mix every hp game into the perfect game
>>749060727I mean, that can be said about a lot of art. Or stories created by women, really.
>>749060521It was interesting to see 'popular' artists like masoq who's done stuff for malfoid here basically sand off all the tranny edges and just present it like Spider-Man had walked into some marvel universe magic bullshit that turned him into a girl, as opposed to the utter dreck others put out with tumblrartstyle that was just pure indulgence and had shit like Brock/Black Cat being chasers or some nonsense.Like on some level those bigger, actually talented artists knew that shit and trannies were wack and just focused on the TnA in a spider-man costume. Which is how it should be.
>>749060540Man I wish I had a social life so I'd at least see some of this.
>>749060780>Draco is a girl. What the hell was JK thinkingFemale author moment. Please understand
>>749060730Definitely, but that scares Publishers because they think people might not like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6bp2HlgnR4Me too Chris, me too
>>749060737I live in a conservative midwestern town.
would you fem snape
If they release another hogwarts legacy and it doesn't go from sorting -> graduation, I will throw a bitch fit.
>>749060627>4y ago5, almost 6 actually. I'm pretty sure this artist is a Chinese woman, they LOVE angst and violence with their lesbians.
>>749060865Publishers, not unlike other executives, tend to be retarded.
>>749060780As Others have pointed out. JK was self inserting her problems way too much into the series.
>>749060780>These characters are composites of all my childhood bullies>Nobody would ever like or want a meaningful story out of them!
>>749059078https://litter.catbox.moe/duehho4qmjj0glxm.mp4
>>749044426Amazingly Malfoid can also fix many of the other characters plotlines as well. The most prominent is Snape. There's no possible way he wouldn't see the parallel, especially if you use femSnape and it's a near 1-to-1 with her and James, and you can now reframe the entire situation with him and Draco from being dragged kicking and screaming into aiding him because of his obligations against Voldemort to one of genuine sympathy and support. He takes the unbreakable vow because he actually wants Draco to live, not because he's cornered. And he dies not because he's targeted by Voldemort for something outside his control at random, but because he's deliberately hiding the fact that Draco is the true master of the Elder Wand to protect him, and the final scene of his life with the memory transfer isn't one last nail in the coffin of a stuck up selfish asshole who passed on his only chance at redemption, whose last act is to torment Harry for just a few more minutes of his own selfish desires, but a reveal that he really had changed, really did make sacrifices, and truly did everything he could at the end.
>>749060916Well, you might fine some then, considering the Trump government quietly endorsed the series on Xitter.
>"S-scared, Harry?">"With you? Never."
>>749060780>It's crazy how much more sense it all makes if Draco is a girl100% this
>>749060937of course
Jeet trend
>yunayu got harassed by trannies into deleting her Malfoid art>Trannies celebrated >She did a full apology vídeo >People told her to ignore the troons>She posted the art again Holy based
*sniff "Well done"
>be me, literally the Boy Who Lived>spend 7 years getting tortured, hunted, and repeatedly concussed>finally vaporize snake-Hitler in a literal anime beam struggle>think I can finally just chill and play some Quidditch>find out my reward is spending my twenties getting bullied by my own wife>you guys in this thread talk about "the sacrifices for the greater good" and the "power of love">do you have any idea what the actual fucking sacrifice is?>it’s my Gringotts vault>do you know how much premium imported French conditioner a Malfoy requires to maintain her aesthetic?>I have to raid rogue Death Eater hideouts just to afford her weekly skincare routine>she still calls me "Pot-tah" when she wants me to do the dishes>I caught her using the Elder Wand to fetch the TV remote because "getting off the couch is for commoners" for fuck’s sake>I didn't "transcend materialism." I just have a crippling savior complex and she has a 5head that makes me want to act up>and you know what?>you're goddamn right it's kino>weep, faggots. The hawthorn wand stays during sex.
>>749061062D'aww nigga, you went full kawaii
>>749061090this is literally my favourite art ever. i feel bad for her it's like nips are incapable of standing up for themselves
>>749061096Do you think Voldemort ever got a piece of that Malfussy?
>Malfoid beating up the Dursleys because they made her future husband live under the stairs.
>>749059717Yearning for Malfoid kills my interests in harems and cuckqueans and threesomes and shit, I just want to breed my Malfoid
>>749061070>>749060780An actual professional writer made a pretty long tweet explaining why Malfoid works so well.
saar i post the malfoid saar
>>749060976Hagrids motorcycle?
>>749060780>>749061070Malfoid really does just magically fix a lot of the awkward parts of the intersocial dynamics of the series simply by existing, without even needing to change anything.
>>749061127>she still calls me "Pot-tah" when she wants me to do the dishesKek
>>749061187In the korean novel, "malfoid" is a separate character and malfoy is her brother.
>saves harry potter
>>749061187nigga thats just some ai slop you shouldnt even bother reading past the first sentence
This shit made me buy a Slytherin shirt
>>749061167Asians creators take feedback very seriously and aren't used to the bullying from Twitter and Chinese Gacha Players.
>>749061258What are you going on about?
>>749061090>She posted the art again
They're calling it the most indian meme of all time. Turn in your white card if you like this faggy shit
>>749057616Flat but she grows tits when she turns evil and joins Voldemort, as befits an evil woman.But they never grow past medium, representing her internal struggle.Then after she marries Harry and gets pregnant they get huge.
>>749061127>I have to raid rogue Death Eater hideouts just to afford her weekly skincare routineWhat brand does she use?
>>749061168I'm pretty sure Lucius would be proud
>>749061167>i feel bad for her it's like nips are incapable of standing up for themselvesThey just don't understand that trannies are evil because no other place has a tranny problem except Thailand, and in Thailand they're all sex tourist novelties so they still act like women because they're getting fucked like women.
>>749061185This, i just want my bratty trad wife.
>>749061341Silence, dalit
>>749061316If Harry has Malfoid, can I have femron?
>>749061306NTA but yeah it smacks of the more "literary" LLMs. Doesn't mean the points are invalid though, who knows how AI was used in the writing process
>>749060323The reality is that JK made a fun world and that will forever make money, like the moment she announced she wasn't pro tranny YouTube became full of these >Harry Potter world building sucks>Harry Potter world doesn't make sense >Slytherin shouldn't exist Type of videos, BUT IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER because at the end of the day Hogwarts looks like a cool place to live
>>749061403>no uYou guys fell off. This site is full tumblr now.
>>749061404of course, and I can have hermione
>>749057296Nigga this is every year. HP sluts only ever dress up as slytherin for halloween. I've literally never seen one dress up as gryf huffpuff or ravenclaw.
>>749061341It has too much SOVL to be called such a thing by anyone other than (You).
>>749061446Is Dobby pulling a fucking Frieza?
Catfight!
>>749061316>"So what if she has freckles on her thighs!? Mother, why won't Potter notice me!?">Meanwhile, back at the family manor>"I'm going to need more wine for this."
>>749061441projectionyou polfaggots fell off hardyou used to be funny sometimes but now it's just "brown" "indian" "brown" "indian" "brown" "indian" "brown" "indian">oh noooo i saw a post i dont like :(((((>time to think about indian assholes!!!do you think about their stinky indian shits too? how often do you honestly imagine indian fecal matter?
>>749061404Imagine getting drained by Fred and George, though...
Based
Yep it's already started
>>749061512The Gryffindor God gets the Slytherin Stacey.
>>749061541The only problem would be worrying about the STDs after
Can't wait for epubs of all the books rewritten Problem is that multiple people are doing it so some are probably gonna be better than others. I guess the one that takes the longest would assumedly be the best even if it means having to wait longer
>>749061541>The accentDear lord I can only get so aroused.
>>749061563>>749061581I haven't saved a single Malfoid cosplay image and will continue to not save any Malfoid cosplay images.
>>749057616>flat>big boob
>>749059358>one of these two is raped to death by a werewolfGrim
>>749061539You're accusing me of projection and thinking about indian assholes and poop and bringing them up unprompted? In your post where you bring up indian asshole and poop, completely unprompted? I didn't mention that shit lol thats all you
>>749061563"HARRY POTAAAAGH!! WHORES ARE STEALING MALFOID FROM US!!!! I FUCKING HATE HARLOTS AAAAAAA!!" Dumbledore screeched calmly while smashing Dobby through a drywall
>>749061649blah blah blah
>>749061512>>749061568
>>749061675no, you brought it up first. Got anything you want to tell us?
>>749061563i fucking hate women
>>749061512>Malfoid's clawsWew
>>749057129Probably how they wanted to make a game that wouldn't suck as bad as 3H
>>749061541>Georgette after Freddie fucking dies
>>749061512>This will never be youWhy even live?
>>749061090Man, I really hope the Baky cunts just take the L, ai can honestly see them trying to doxx the artist after she initially bent the knee.
>>749061675no rebuttal lol
:(
>>749061563I've already convinced my gf to go as Malfoid in Halloween as long as I go as Harry.Only problem is she's brunette, gonna try to convince her to dye it blonde instead of using a wig
>>749061836oh nooo no webuttle? is this a high school debate? are we committing logical fallacies?you are brown and indian, retardthere you go, I won the argument, I'm based
>>749061772well they failed
>>749061649>>749061539Can one of you two attach a gigachad image to your post so I know who to agree with?
oh my god you two get a fucking room
>>749061947you literally think about indian assholes and have a poop fetish and you brought it up unprompted because you were projecting. I just think its funny and I want to keep harassing you about it.
>>749062021sorry but you are brown..
>>749061541FemRon should be a tall girl. >Almost as tall as the twins already by the first Book>Taller than them by Book 4
/teevee/ thread >>>/tv/223575163
>>749062040if I am brown then you must think about my anus a lot based on your previous posts
>>749059238Avada takes pure, unadulterated hatred. Not vengenance, not desire to protect, just a burning NEED to have someone dead. It's Unforgiving for a reason, it takes a toll, especially for the first time. It does penetrate most shields though.
Mesugaki Malfoid is doing things to me
>>749062081so you are brown? LOL
>>749062118You don't understand hypotheticals but let's just assume I am. what are you gonna do? Masturbate to me?
>>749060450
I don't even like Harry Potter. But...
>>749062090Honestly, with everything Voldemort put her through AND wanting to kill her boyfriend, I’d think she would have a good reason for hating his fucking guts
>>749062181KEK
>>749062181
>>749062059>he said calmly while spiking Dobby through a fucking table
>>749062090>Avada takes pure, unadulterated hatredExactly.Personally I wouldn't instantly fix all of her flaws just because she's turned her back on Voldemort, so her still being capable of feeling such hatred would fit.Plus it's romantic, in her own way, that she'd feel such wrath at the idea of Harry dying
>Lore accurate Hermione
brosthis image broke me
>>749062181I feel like either Crabbe and Goyke need to be swapped into mean girl lackeys, or Pansy and Daphne need to replace them. Two buff dudes following her around just feel weird for her type.
What's next?
>>749062474The sweet release of death
>>749062181Missing the point
What if they brought back Robert "Kino" Pattinson as Snape or Rufus in the inevitable Malfoid cinematic reboot?
The goblins at Gringotts are preventing you from having this.
>>749059624the size of that forehead
>>749062554Maybe
>>749062474trying to sneak in a thread on /a/ again
>>749062474Trap Ron.
I dun gettit
>>749062586
Marry and reproduce, have enough children to at least fill both teams of a Quidditch match.
>>749062441"The greatest magic in my life is falling in love with you."its too peak
>>749062450We have >>749057919 and >>749060471. And this one.
I hate trying to figure out if an "artist" is an AI slop genner so much.
malfoid threads archive (outdated) >>>/a/291370529 >>>/a/291365278 >>>/tv/223532936 >>>/tv/223529956 >>>/tv/223552387 >>748710603 >>748742297 >>748913331 >>748927640 >>748920479 >>>/lit/25563443 >>>/pol/543650640 >>>/pol/543705141
>>749062680there's no way bro name was actually "Goylem" KEK
its scary how a decade of a tsundere drought does to people..... no......a generation really
>>749062635
>>749061642God bless the Japanese.
>>749062975lul
>>749044023>that art style>the "attack" animationOh this shit is a gacha isnt it
>>749062708I need to do some housekeeping in my malfoid folder when things wind down.
>>749063054It is also dead.
I've been staying up to 3am for multiple nights in a row just to participate in malfoid posting, it's starting to get to me
>>749063079i caught you yearning............
>>749063079literally same, brother need to enjoy now because there won't something as fun as this in a long time
Just read Dracona Gets Her Man on AO3 and I may or may not have coomed.
I'm almost positive that I would have actually read Harry Potter as a kid if Malfoid was in it.
600
>>749063079he's yearning again
>>749063079Me too. Gotta enjoy it while it lasts.
Desperately, pathetically, I have to ask any good fanfic recommendations? Romance, not smut. Not AI-written, unless it was edited afterwards because AI dialogue can suck.
>people love Asuna so much they made her greenperfect
Year 1
Year 3
>>749063343hair too long
>>749063284Seconding this Related any inspired similar works like Familiar of Zero >>749058047 would be appreciated too
>>749063292pretty much. tsunderes are timeless
>>749063292I said previously that some art just looks like Asuna in Hogwarts cosplay lol.
>>749063292The superficial apperance-based stuff is there, but Asuna's ""personality"" doesn't even cross my mind when considering Malfoid.
>>749063428And yet they've all but dried up, I can't think of any major tsunderes from the past decade.
>>749063343>>749063396nice. i need to check booru soon, there must be like 50 new pages since i last looked
HARRY POTTER, WHAT WERE YOU DOING WITH MALFOY IN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS? ALL OF HOGWARTS HEARD YOUR MOANS! AND LUCIUS WAS SO FURIOUS WHEN HE FOUND OUT ABOUT IT THAT HE TIED DOBBY TO THE BATTERY AND BEAT HIM WITH THE ARMATURE KINDLY PROVIDED BY ME! 5000 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
>>749063479"hogwarts cosplay" is just a British boarding school uniform>>749063490Asuna isn't much more than turbofuck whore but hey that might change if she couldn't get with someone
>>749056994Patriot.
>>749063573>turbofuck whoreEh, Asuna is the happy go lucky genki girl with 99+ LCK and doesn't really think about particularly anything. She's even got memory loss stuff.Malfoid's the ojou with the love-hate thing going on.
>>749063573Asuna's actual personality is human golden retriever. Fan depiction of sluttiness is just because she has a hot body.But yeah not like Malfoid at all.
>still getting over 600 posts nearly a week ingoddamn
>>749063715this is the second week
>>749063701>>749063701>>749063701>>749063701>>749063701>>749063701New thread
>>749062693evil and brat is fine but need more happy and beaming malfoid
