>Game Writer Elizabeth Gauvey-KernAndy Pants Gaming was right. This shit is gay and made for women.
I am tired of anti-shill threads.Can you please make a thread about a game you actually like for once? Try to passionately convince people to play a game you care about? Discuss something you like about a game with likeminded people?
>>749040954If you couldn't already tell it was written by women by the cutscenes they've already shown off, you might genuinely be autistic.
>>749041129dis nigga first in line to suck billionaire cock
>>749040954well does she have any proof of well written stories or was she another (((coincidence))) hire?
>>749040954You really need to get btfo again, atfter the multiple fuckings you just took in the still active thread?
>>749041129Impossible. The point is to generate engagement and what better way than to focus on negativity?
>>749040954CoolBut Game is full of babes for all i care about
>>749041129Retards like OP don't like games. The "game" they "play" is shitpost on /v/ with their Xiaomi Poco phone in Indonesia
>NO YOU CAN'T ENJOY A GAME WRITTEN BY A WOMAN
>>749041129I don't like any games and I want cuckstar shills and developers to be wiped off the face of the earth.
>>749041339indian moment
>>749040954Who would have thought that an ugly brown big-mouthed female protagonist with a cuck like giga chad dude would be written by women? I thought it was written by a nerdy otaku with far-right tendencies.Fatigue. That's the name.
>>749041392Then fuck off
>>749041339If you are a jeet with no standards
>>749041421>NOOOO PLEASE TAKE PART IN MY GAY CULTURE RETADATIONhang yourself andyfag
>>749041386I used to fall for this meme until I realized its an uninspired ripoff of pic
>female written woman character will feel to accountable for their actions You have to vs you deserve jpg
>>749040954very well then, just dont pre-order or buy the game......you havent pre ordered the game, right /v/?
What's the cope /v/ will use when it becomes the best selling game of all time? "Normalfags are cattle" right?
>>749040954Don't care, still pre-ordered
>>749041427>with a cuckHe's a cuck because?
>>749041461I don't think I will, bitch. Don't post in my thread if you can't take the bants. the FACTS that a woke ass woman developed this game.
>>749041129Nah let's just have the same culture war slop thread for the 100000000000000th time instead
>>749041468>SARRR SARRRR LOOK AT DESE MEDIOCREE BROWN METAHUMOONS SARRRR ONLY HUNDRED DOLLA SIR
>>749041421Retard miggers cant stop crying about there not being enough naked women in games, this game has ass and titties around every corner but some of them are darker than arvil Lavigne so its a crime against god
Andy Pantsy won
>OP thought he'd have a thread where he'd be called based and instead he's being called a faggot for many different reasonskekarooTry twitter, you'll get better engagement there
>>749041465lol >>749041468
>>749041635you lost tranny
>>749041608LmaoCope and Seethe newfag
>>749041501Your cock is an uninspired rip off of my balls
>>749041129/thread
>>749041679I lost because of the writer is a woman?
>>749041527it's a gta game of course it's going to sell well, retard
>>749041129Liking things doesn’t give you control. Feeling anger does. Anger is control. Don’t you want to be in control?
>>749040954If she wants a better life so bad why doesn't she start a twitch stream with an onlyfans? She's going to go do violent crime instead? Writing fails to be believable right from the core premise.
>woman has agency but man doesn'tgetting tired of this one
>>749041392>I don't like any gamesClassic /v/ moment
>>749043060what do you expect when all the game developers are woke and liberal? They make bad games
>>749043172What about that medieval game that's in development?
It's already written as the James Cameron's Avatar of gaming, but it won't be because of the writing. The gameplay is what matters for GTA games. Let's see if they screw the pooch on that one because the majority of people didn't like any of the GTA V characters, and that was quite a popular game.
>>749043510don't know or care what you are talking about. We are talking about GTA 6
people just like GTA for the roleplaying multiplayer bullshit I think this crap will flop its not like the old days
>>749043510Make your own thread.
>>749043534Fans already hate the gameplay because they show you set piece action scenes the same as GTA V. Nothing is advanced. Even Max Payne 3 made gameplay better. This does nothing. Instead you get girl bosses reloading shotguns and firing them with one hand. Men can't even do that IRL.
>>749040954>woman somehow overpowers a much larger man>stabs him with one of her high heels>as hes reeling in pain>"Yeah try wearing them bitch!"I just couldn't have guessed that it was written by a woman! How shocking!
>>749040954Jason's getting cucked and it will be portrayed as a good and healthy thing for the both of them. We must be better men.
>>749043698>>749043771Excuse me for keeping a conversation going. Make your own thread if you're going to say something about all games then
>>749043792You know what else men can't do irl?
>>749043949This is my thread, faggot. Go be a little bitchmade shill somewhere else.
>>749043949>Excuse me for keeping a conversation goingNice derail attempt.>say something about all games thenNTA.
>>749041501Shill me this book
>>749041564How about this for a change, what if devs stopped putting culturwar slop in their games in the first place, how does that sound?
>>749041129Reddit
>>749044241Don't downplay it with euphemism such as culture war slop. Stop putting women and DEI in games. Say it how it is.
>>749044056Men can be skinny fat drug addicts just fine. That's more believable than whatever real life Trevor is up to.
>>749044325Wdym, culterure war slop is still culture war slop. Or is it only culture war slop if you react to it?
>>749044106>my threadIt doesn't belong to you faggot. I'm gonna stick around just for that
>>749041501How is it a ripoff of the Elric saga?
>>749041386It's just that all modern writers are just useless retarded nepo hires, regardless if they are men or women.
Game will still sell 50m copies because the goycattle have no actual principles. They will play a game with bitch girlboss and weak passive men, and invent rationalizations as to why it's not a big deal. Because admitting to themselves that their time and money was not well spent requires a level of integrity and independent thought that most retards are not capable of.Not to mention the levels of fomo this series generates. It'd take several bad games in a row for people to wake up.
>>749044934>Game will still sell 50m copies because the goycattle have no actual principles.This. Rockstar is pretty much the only western dev that hasn't had a reputation destroying flop yet.
>>749043792Men also can't have an arsenal hidden on their person and switch from sniper, RPG, AR, pistol etc. If we were talking realism, then a girl one handing a shotgun isn't a big deal. They probably should've went with a lever shotgun for one handing, but this doesn't kill the gameplay. Still, I wouldn't featured it in a video either.>>749043895This is the part that kind of ruins immersion, if they allow Lucia or a twink Jason to be able to overpower much larger opponents in a melee fight. Bodybuilder Lucia could be believable depending on the size, but should, at best, represent a max setting at Dad bod Jason.
>>749041386You mean the one written by a woman that was bullied out of a triple AAA studio, as opposed to a diversity hire? Also for every Hennig back then there was a Rhianna Pratchett, and Rhianna Pratchett wouldn't even show up in the top 10 worst writers today, that's how low the bar has been dropped.
>>749044518>>749044447>>749044241SAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR ITS CULTURE WAR SLOPThere's no such thing as culture war, its a race war against Whites. Thats not something to be brushed off. unless your fucking brown.Because notice only brown people get mad when White people fight back. They call our resistance a "culture war". These motherfuckers would call the Israel and Palestine conflict a "culture war" if they could get away with it.
>>74904493450m units sold is not enough though to even make half their money back
>>749045159Everyone glazing this game is indian.this board is full of Indians who are paid to argue and defend rockstar games.
>>749045159The only war is the war of the womb and it cannot be won on X
She’s obviously gonna tell the dude what to do and be the most competent while cucking him
>>749040954eww what the fuck
She's a strong woman who knows what she wants and is going to get it and Jason, well he's just a victim of circumstance. A weak willed MALE just tossed around by life and unable to make any decisions. Thank God that such a weak and pathetic man has a strong and wilful woman such as Lucia to mother him and buy him clothes.
>>749040954So are we going to get another Arthur Morgan, killing entire towns and being a pussy all in his feelings? At least Nico knew he was a piece of shit and the Boss in Saints row. These characters need to be sociopaths to honestly work.
>>749040954>We wanted to make something stupid so we did here it is eat your shit yummy yumm yum.I'm not buying GTA6 for one reason, I'm just tired of all the gay marketing going into it to push it on me, it screams desperation so you know what, I'm not interested, like really it killed interest in the game.The leaks was marketing, the weirdo hush hush secret gameplay was marketing, seeing people saying they are spending $1000 on the collectors edition is marketing.
>>749041129>NYOOOOO You should stop caring about this decline in quality and stop talking about it so that I don't have to think about how shitty these current generation of wokeshit games turn out. I don't want to have to think about this just CONSUME SLOP.Go squeal elsewhere piggy.
>>749044934Well, champ, ya never know. Maybe this will be the first time rockstar fucks up and the game won't be as great as it looks so far. I wouldn't stake my sanity on it by having day long meltdowns on the internet thoughever
>>749040954How did (((women))) manage to ruin even a game about crime?
>>749046427they have been saying it for years you just were not paying attention
>>749046472
>>749040954She has no credits. Not a single writing credit on anything. Her background isn't even in writing, it's in music composition and orchestration. Why the fuck is she in the writing room of a billion dollar project?
>>749047525Because her name is Gauvy-Kern. This implies that she is a girl boss and thinks she is too important to take her husband's name, so she creates a hyphenated name.
>>749041129browns can't do thatthey love engagement baitingwhen it isn't baiting for views, likes and jewlon bucks on twitter, they come here to beg for (You)s
>>749040954women are good writers
>>749048220Yeah, when they write minotaur, warewolf, or bestiality fiction.
>>749045021but it was okay for dad bod retired Michael to do it in GTA5?
>>749044649it isn't. kain just vaguely looks like elric. he's being a brown retard, ignore him.
>>749048541That's what I was saying. Jason with dad bod should be able to do it, but that should be Lucia's strength cap.
>>749048220Yeah nah, women are good if it comes to goonficiton. Everything else is mans territory be it drama, fiction, epic or just short stories. Its funny if you google for the greatest writers of all time, all you get is a sausage fest.
>>749048791I guess that and the Wraith Blade/Soul Reaver being similar to Stormbringer.But that's kinda where the similarity ends.
>>749040954I'm so fucking tired of women writers.They fucking suck but it's impossible to get male writers because the entire industry was poisoned by women to the root.
>>749048981Even men write those better under pen names.
>>749049786Thats true, i just forgot how men use fals pen names to make them appeal more to women.
>We want our protagonists to be right sometimes and wrong sometimes.I will bet my entire bank balance that the "wrong sometimes" is only applied to the male.>How do you write women so well?>I think of a man and take away all reason and accountability.
>>749044934>It'd take several bad games in a row for people to wake up.Already happened. GTA 4, 5 and RDR2 sucked ass
>>749048965Michael can beat this guy in a fist fight. There is no strength cap
Dan Houser used to write the games. Now they hire a literal who woman to write.
>>749051527Baby D is only killable using Franklin. I could be mistaken because it's been a long ass time since I played, so I had to look up who this was.However even in your fan fiction, it would depend how the fight went down. Michael should have an opportunity to knock him out, which is the same thing I was saying about Lucia. Letting her overpower vs beat in a fist fight is a very different statement. I'm fine with her getting the best of men, but it requires less brute strength. She should probably focus on maneuverability and using the environment to her advantage, as is seen in fighting larger opponents when both opponents are men. The only real issue is that even women that have a greater strength than men, still have to contend with density and strength-to-weight ratios, average grip strengths etc of the common man because they will have even greater maneuverability, especially if trained, but I'm fine if they make it believable enough by making her a dirty fighter that uses dim mak or something.
>>749043510It's fake and gay
>>749040954Even if this were a guy, their utter lack of credentials isn't very encouraging.
>>749041129That's literally what /vg/ is already for./v/ is just for laughing at AAA slop and the western game industry as a whole.
>>749040954Another gay Wolverine/Gears disaster incoming.
>>749040954>hyphenated nameMental illness guaranteed.
>>749043895She spent the entire fight getting her ass beaten, and that was a solid lineI hate female writers as much as anyone but I think the bigger issue is R* writing is targeted at children. The Megamundo CEO for example is a character type they've done a million times already. The dialogue will be terrible, that's just a given. The best we can hope for with the writing is a solid rise to power story arc. GTA V only really had that for Franklin, and it was only the house upgrade
>>749044934The FUCK is wrong with that whole fish head country
>>749040954>game was written by a womanOK, and? Am I supposed to be seething?
>>749047525>Her background isn't even in writingThat could only be a good thing.
>>749055121>that was a solid lineThat's the most basic bitch line a woman using heels could say in the situation. As you said its written for children and manchildren but still, a little more imagination than the obvious would be appreciated.
>>749040954Elizabeth Gauvey-Kern was credited as associate game writer on GTA V.Rockstar games have tons of dialogues, it shouldn't be any surprise that female writers are contributing to some of them.
>>749040954Ohhhh that explains Lucia's obsession with Jason's BWC. It's projection and she's her self-insert.
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>>749058760>The lady was also credited with another shitty game storyline and shitty characters.Excellent news. I'm excited again....Oh...Wait.
>>749059585they're so easy to identify at this point
>>749059285The good ending is Jason adopting her half black son
>>749041129Fuck off back to your shithole known as reddit
>>749040954Thirteen years for this?
