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>the mysterious book was a major flop and still mocked by nintendo fans for no reason
no one likes yoshi anymore...
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>>749052653
because miyamoto is a hack who refuses to make what the fans want
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>>749052653
>another installment of Yoshi's Stupid Gay Faggot Adventure but even gayer this time
Why dont they just make his games like kirby and combine cute and cool instead of just doing this baby shit
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Yoshi is already dead.
It was a cool dinosaur with synth voices, but now it's a gayass gay "YOSHEE WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!" bullshit.
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Business as usual, Yoshi was always for the weird kids who got molested at home
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>>749052653
It's a baby game, like that Peach game. But there are no toddlers playing Nintendo systems so it doesn't work out.
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>>749052653
Maybe they should stop making ultra babby tier Yoshi games then.
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>>749052653
YOSHI CRAPPY WORLD?
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>>749052821
i really want to like nuyoshi games but the sound design pisses me off so i dont even bother playing them.
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I enjoyed it
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How about Yoshi's egg thrown TPS
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"The Mysterious Book" is honestly such an uninspired and unimaginative title for a game. It sounds low effort from the outset.
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>>749052653
I have an idea for a new Yoshi game: Yoshi and the Incredible Shapes. You match different shapes like squares and triangles to eggs of the same color while a narrator reads a bedtime story in an overly high-pitched voice.
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>>749055521
>and the triangle? it goes into the square egg of course!
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>>749052653
They should have made a platformer where you can still die. All Yoshi games are easy, but Mysteries Book was insulting. It really was a game for 4 year olds.
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>>749052653
>>749052821
fuck off scalies
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>>749052653
>for no reason
Mysterious Book is LITERALLY for toddlers.
>can't die
>bounce on creatures that play the alphabet song
>you're supposed to be fascinated by the green gwumbus eating apples and how the winged klingus can be swallowed because a giant doodle appears obstructing a good chunk of the screen explaining what just happened and the funny talking book makes a sound
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Nintendo’s 2027 lineup can’t be worse than 2026. It’s just not possible.
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>>749052653
That's because Nintendo constantly treats Yoshi as a franchise exclusively for braindead toddlers after SMW2

I know Nintendo appeals to a younger audience, but give him one fucking game where it's a bit of a challenge
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>>749052653
Yoshi being in a book world was an interesting idea 30 years ago. If it wasn't for Woolly World, Yoshi would have a mostly shit track record of uninspired baby games recycling sound effects and having shit music.
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>>749052653
I like Yoshi
It's just that Nintendo is using the poor thing as their toddler magnet
You have to admit you can't really write much about a green magic dinosaur sidekick that behaves like a dog and only thinks about food that isn't Peppa Pig-tier
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When a series peaks with the first installment from over 30 years ago despite having a dozen more since, of course it's going to get mocked for it.
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>>749056041
Funniest part is how the threads were full of damage control and vitriol directed at anyone who dared point it out
Corpos are truly despicable
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Yoshi had a... rough transition...
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>>749055836
I'm asking to make it less scaly bait, not more.
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This game had some of the worst marketing ever. It is in fact a very inventive and creative game, much more so than one would expect.
That said, I doubt it truly flopped. They probably had to sell like 30k to break even. This isn't a Californian AAA with a decade-long dev time.
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Mysterious Book is good. It's like Mario Wonder but they leaned into Wonder Flower gimmicks over anything else, so not for everyone. But it took me longer to 100% than Bananza.
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>>749056476
There was even this schizo faggot who would spam webms of gameplay whenever someone trashed the game, like as if we're supposed to be impressed by the mundane shit that happens in the game.
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>>749056467
Disagree
Yoshi's Island DS is just as good

>>749056837
Yoshi open world when?
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>>749052653
>Yoshis bedtime story
>cant die, way too childish to be taken remotely seriously by anyone over the age of 8
Id argue Yoshis Island ip overall is just tedious boring 2d platformer collectathons. Maybe the green dino should stick to being a power up or playable character in a 3d mario.
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>>749052653
I liked it desu but it could have used more critters like the Behedger that force a reset just to spice things up.
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>Nintendo game "flops"
>Still expensive years later and the sales for it suck
This applies to every first party Nintendo game
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>>749052653
>and still mocked by nintendo fans for no reason
It was fucking 80 physical wasn't it?

That's an insane fucking asking price for a series that has been good exactly twice prior (The original, and Wooly World)
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>>749052653
I really feel like there's not much that 2D Yoshi offers that you wouldn't already get from playing 2D Mario, Donkey Kong, and Kirby games. This new one doesn't even have co-op

And can Mysterious Book seriously not run on a Switch 1?
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All have have to do is make yoshi's island 2 but they keep making worse versions of it
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>>749052653
The genuinely shitty Yoshi games are Touch n'Go, Topsy Turvy/Universal Gravitation, and New Island. Story, Island DS, and Crafted World were all decent in their own rights; haven't bothered with rhe demo yet but it still strikes me as a game that should be like $40/50, not $60/70.

The games seem to have dropped outright challenge and difficulty for generally being bloated (or doing the typical lock anything remotely tough to the very endgame).
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>>749063138
The NES puzzle game just titled "Yoshi" (Not Yoshi's Cookie) is also bad. And Yoshi's Safari but that's basically a tech demo
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>only good yoshi game is still the snes one
>all he exists for is as an icon for weird vore fetishists
put a bullet in its brain
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>>749061835
>kirby's flop race
>xenosales
>splat to the bottom of the charts
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>>749052653
I thought the game looked cute, the visuals were very nice, but from what I saw at least there wasn't much in the way of actual gameplay so I'd probably play it for like 3 hours and get bored
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all yoshibros were too busy playing his REAL new game
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>>749063367
I thought about including those but Yoshi, Yoshi's Cookie (and Tetris Attack) are just a puzzle franchise with Yosh slapped on. I haven't played Safari in like 26 years either, memory is pretty blank on that one. It's a series of ups and downs, but really shouldn't be
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>>749063372
Yoshi's basically Nintendo's toddler age bracket mascot. Of course it's going to attract a sizable audience of freaks with fucked up fetishes, because any functioning adults have moved on to other series
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>>749063664
Technically Yoshi was a completely original game and Yoshi's Cookie was a prototype that tested poorly so they slapped Yoshi on it.
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>>749052653
Who was this game's target audience? Yoshi is Nintendo's dedicated young children franchise, but what kid has a Switch 2 this early? The console is way too expensive for parents to just impulse buy it, and it's not interesting enough to be a system seller itself.

There is no reason for Mysterious Book to not have been a Switch 1 game, or to have been released a few years from now. It's a perfect late lifecycle game, but a horrible year 1 game. If it came out the same day a hypothetical Switch 2 Lite would have, now that would make perfect sense. A good kid focused game bundled with a cheaper entry level model. But the install base right now is way too small and not casual enough to ever have been a success on the Switch 2.
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>>749052653
Is it true that all the kids at the sleepovers who played Yoshi in Smash Bros, Mario Kart, and Mario Party were gay?
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>>749052653
>anymore
no one liked yoshi since its first game!
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>>749055392
Same with the "secret stones" in TotK. Is Nintendo even trying anymore?
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it's literally one of nintendo's best games. only true gamers will be able to tell that. it was really fucking good and i enjoyed it a lot. the final final stage was extremely frustrating and bullshit, but i feel like the devs put that there as a funny little joke because the entire game is pure fun, creativity, and enjoyment.
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>>749052653
Yoshi is just a fucking item.
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>>749052673
I don't think Miyamoto had anything to do with the new game.
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>>749052653
Mysterious book is pretty great game. It’s not Yoshi island or Crafted world but it’s novel and has great art and music. It also a great game that doesn’t waste your time.

With that said it’s not really a ‘toddler’ game. It’s too hard for them. It’s just a relaxing game without tension of a timer.
It’s actually a very hard game to 100%.
It’s the only good game on switch 2 actually.
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>>749063372
>yoshi would be more wholesome if she never had that swallow ability
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>>749067423
>It also a great game that doesn’t waste your time.
>It’s actually a very hard game to 100%.
Uh
Do these two statements not fully contradict each other?
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>>749063625
>that pic
I don't get it
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>>749057878
how did THIS game get a horizonfag-tier schizo?
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>>749067718
Deadlock's main PR Guy / forum admin goes by 'Yoshi' and has Yoshi as his profile pic.
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Mocked by who? It's my favorite game this year. The amount of design work put into it is insane.
>>749063503
You couldn't be more wrong.
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>>749067794
that explains a lot
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>>749067626
They don't.
>doesn't waste your time
You can play it and experience the main thing without spending too much time on it
>It’s actually a very hard game to 100%.
If you DO want to spend a longer amount of time on it, there are things to do.
Not that guy btw
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>>749057878
Isn't that the schizo who does the same for all tendie games?
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>>749052653
It was 80 dollars and will rarely ever be on sale for much less than that.
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>>749052825
Yoshi was a product of the dino-obsessed 90's. See: Jurassic Park.
Super Mario Bros. 2 Yoshi's Island was peak.
Everything that's occurred since has been a tragic mistake.
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>>749052653
The only people that like Yoshi are the ones that want to have sex with him.
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>>749052653
woolly world was great but yeah everything after crapped world has been dogwater
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>>749052653
Maybe if they made more SNES Yoshi's Island kino instead of turning Yoshi games into toddler's first vidya
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>>749052821
For me it's
>BRRRRRRRR
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>>749052821
Based boomer
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yoshi (game) sucks
yoshis cookie sucks
yoshis island (akl 3 of them) sucks
yoshis story sucks
yoshis topsy turvy sucks
yoshis woolly and crafted world sucks
yoshis mysterious book sucks

yoshi is like kirby and metroid. not a single good game in the franchise
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>>749052821
same goes for dobkey kong and bowser who are the worst voice actors you find on the street doing their first take of the most generic OOOH OOH and RAWR
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>>749052853
>yoshi's island SNES was actually super ahrdcore and for real gamers only!!
>it was hard!!! have you ever tried to 100% the game? no other yoshis island game makes you work for 100%!!!

why is /v/ so unfathomably stupid
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>>749052653
The game didn't flop.
Nintendo stated last quarter it sold to expectations.
>it's le mocked
By retard snoyggers. The game is fantastic.
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>>749056041
>>can't die
lying
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>>749057878
and there it is.
The snoyggers seething because their bullshit is exposed.
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>>749072010
>It was 80 dollars
It quite literally was not. It's $70. Could you fags go a day without lying?

>>749067325
He didn't, these fags are just obsessive and full of impotent rage.

>>749063372
Wooly World is fantastic, you fags shitting on it clearly never played it.
Plus Touch and Go and Yoshi Story are solid arcade style games.
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the game has plenty of fail states to it, meaning you to actually need to pay attention and not fuck up.
Stop believing every piece of BS you read on 4chan dumbasses.
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>>749067735
Hello, only other person in this thread who played it.



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