This is why we need to bring back bullying, autists need to slapped upside the head for not listening to team mates

>>749064939
just be a woman and have some simp beta male hold your hand through it

>>749064939
WoW Forever is there for you... Classics has no mechanics.

All content in MMOs should be soloable. Finding groups fucking sucks dick even if the content itself is fun. Anyone who thinks standing around a hub spamming lfg is good gameplay needs to shoot themselves immediately.

>>749064939
I think the only MMORPG I had trouble learning the dungeon mechanics was Tera
>one required literal true or false math or wipe
wtf were they thinking?

>>749064939
Maybe try Fallout 76...? It's sort of a pseudo-MMO... and there aren't a lot of mechanics, since it is fucking Fallout 4 online.

>>749064939
>retail wow comes with a dungeon guide that straight up tells you everything about every boss, from mechanics names to loot
>90% of classic wow "mechanics" are braindead and the 10% you need to think are in the retail dungeon guide
>ffxiv is 90% "don't stand in orange" and 10% "the boss lifts his right hand slowly and hits the right side"
>gw2 straight up only has "dodge orange" mechanics until the raids
stop being stupid

>>749065061
forever isn't vanilla

>>749064939
AIslop

>doing a dungeon
>dps dies to insanely easy mechanic, you'd have to be stupid or alt tabbed to die to this
>"sorry"
>they die again to the same mechanic
>"sorry"
>they die to another mechanic
>"sorry"
legitimately what are these people doing
they're queuing into instanced fights and dying repeatedly only to get carried for what? to get higher level gear to get carried in the next dungeon? you pay your sub to lay on the floor?

>>749064939
>too stupid for the most casual genre known to mankind
Thank you for keeping away.

>>749066234
they know the healerbitch will res them anyway

>>749066136
It still has most of the same raids and shit, and generally is geared toward more casual players who don't want to do the stupid ass dance that you need to do in retail in dungeons and raids.

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>>749066234
Theyre watching their favorite overweight egirl Stormfall33 on second screen on twitch dot tv

Now be a good teammate healslut and res them for the fourth time, like the good trained little doggy you are

Arf arf motherfucker

>>749064939
Modern MMOs' "raid boss mechanics" are gay and retarded and not worth learning.

>>749065006
Some of them even take offence. Bullying should be mandatory.

>>749064939
why are fifty year old balding morbidly obese men posting pictures pretending they are children

>>749068635
why not?

>>749068278
/kick

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>>749064939
MMOs really exemplify this one incredibly aggravating sensation
>game is so mind-numbingly easy and boring for hours and hours
>can literally do anything, or almost nothing, and still succeed
>react accordingly and just grind without thinking
>game sneaks in a challenge that you're not expecting
>lose to something absurdly trivial and infantile

This is why MMOs are miserable to play. 99% - no exaggeration - of players are absolutely fucking retarded. And because they are all retarded, they also all need their hand held through the game by addons and guides and this becomes the standard. So finding a group of non-retarded players who want to play the game properly (with no guides or addons) becomes a nightmare.

>>749071432
>game is mind-numbingly easy so as to keep the maximum number of retard subscribed
>as soon as they encounter a modicum of challenge they take to the forums and reddit in droves complaining about how the game's not "respecting their time" and the devs will lose subscribers over this spongebob rollercoaster-tier speed bump
In From the Cold comes to mind immediately