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Physint / Kojimer 10/04/26(Sun)22:32:43 No.749067520

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Physint / Kojimer Anonymous 10/04/26(Sun)22:32:43 No.749067520

>Physint doesn't even have an engine yet
>Sony cancels it
>Xbox picks it up
>Kojima instantly hires Bill Skarsgard, Orson Welles and Sydney Sweeney
>still no engine
>YOU ARE HERE
>Xbox cancels Physint
>Kojima teams up with Steam
>Hideo immediately hires 10 more celebrity actors
>still no engine
>Steam cancels Physint
>Kojima teams up with Nintendo
>all hollywood actors are replaced by Nintendo mascots
>100 dollar for the basic game
>150 dollar director's cut is released 6 months later that lets you play as Luigi and Charmander
>game never gets ported to anything else because Nintendo