/v/ - >Tawna becomes a dyke girlboss, cucking Crash fore - Video Games

Anonymous

10/04/26(Sun)23:42:17 No.749070516

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Anonymous 10/04/26(Sun)23:42:17 No.749070516 Archived

>Tawna becomes a dyke girlboss, cucking Crash forever
>Coco becomes a flawless genius who becomes the de-facto protagonist and actually matters to the plot while Crash gets reduced to a retard buttmonkey background character
>spinoff game has been dead for years
>Crash 5 cancelled
What the fuck went so wrong? What did Crash do to deserve getting cucked so hard

Anonymous
10/04/26(Sun)23:43:59 No.749070583

Anonymous 10/04/26(Sun)23:43:59 No.749070583

>>749070516
Crash was cucked before Tawna even got a redesign, the canon they gave for her never showing up again was she left him for Pinstripe.

Anonymous
10/04/26(Sun)23:47:07 No.749070716

Anonymous 10/04/26(Sun)23:47:07 No.749070716

>>749070583
Yes but this is worse because he now got cucked by Coco, the game literally ends with Coco and Tawna holding hands while Crash follows them from behind

Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)00:06:25 No.749071410

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)00:06:25 No.749071410

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>>749070716
NTA but that's not the ending. The incest Tropies aren't the final boss. Even by shitposts standards, that's poor bait.

>Why did this happen.
It's overused but Crash 4 was "made for modern audiences" ergo the game is full of woke tropes. It doesn't help that their interpretation of Crash Bandicoot is a literal clown.

Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)00:11:30 No.749071612

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)00:11:30 No.749071612

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>>749071410
>It's overused but Crash 4 was "made for modern audiences" ergo the game is full of woke tropes. It doesn't help that their interpretation of Crash Bandicoot is a literal clown.
It makes you fear about the newest Spyro game.

Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)00:17:37 No.749071830

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)00:17:37 No.749071830

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>>749070516
>What the fuck went so wrong?
Nothing.

Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)00:17:40 No.749071835

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)00:17:40 No.749071835

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>>749071612
Not really. The question is whether or not the game will actually come out or if Microsoft decides to kill it outright. That's neither here nor there.

Crash 4 was an awful game. The market reacted accordingly and the devs lost their jobs and studio as a result. Nicolas Kole trying to do a more faithful Crash design got a legit chuckle out of me.

https://bsky.app/profile/nicholaskole.bsky.social/post/3muoigcq2o22f

Granted, he's not a game designer ergo he doesn't understand why the lighter orange skin is a bad idea from a gameplay standpoint.

Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)00:22:50 No.749072054

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)00:22:50 No.749072054

it's funny how crash had a 1 in a million opportunity for a revival and crash 4 killed absolutely everything

Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)00:53:54 No.749073324

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)00:53:54 No.749073324

>>749073158
Wait, really?

Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)01:05:42 No.749073825

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)01:05:42 No.749073825

>>749071830
This can't have been real. Right?

Anonymous
10/05/26(Mon)01:09:20 No.749073969

Anonymous 10/05/26(Mon)01:09:20 No.749073969

>>749071410
This image has been posted in every Crash thread for the last 6 years straight and it makes me laugh everytime.