45 days until nagging bitch simulator is out
>>749078870>nagging bitch simulatorliterally every game with a foid companion
>>749078870You guys are having an allergic reaction to the most basic women's stuff
>>749078870
>>749078948Avoid foids
>>749078948It just seems bizarre to insert meticulous relationship mechanics into a game that's aimed at men wanting to shoot guns and blow shit up.
>>749079048yeah, i can't imagine adding dating mechanics to gta
>>749079048The relationship is supposed to be optional though
>>749079048Yeah imagine having women and dating in gtathat never happened before
>>749078967ain't that the truth
>>749079048game is aimed at gen Z who can't tell a dick from a pussy
>>749079081>>749079123They weren't main characters before and the main missions didn't involve selecting a Sprite out of the fridge then helping your girlfriend pick out a dress. They've deliberately chosen to put this front and center for the marketing. It's the whole game.
it's up https://files.catbox.moe/o0whvy.mp4
> focus, Jay
>>749079217I think sprite part was optional
>>749079217It's genius marketing, they show off that while in the game you can realistic go on rampages with crazy gore, kidnap people etc
>>749079308Idk who this retard is but i hope he does well in life.
>>749078870Thought I was playing a videogame, not a interactive biopic of my shitty life with my wife! Har har har.
She is awful.
>>749079309>Pick Coors light>Mission failed
>>749078870>45 days until nagging bitch simulator is out
>>749078870>Jason says they should hurry>Lucia ignores him and takes her sweet time getting dressed>once they're on the road Lucia says "i just wish we weren't late">then lectures Jason on communication Surely they intended for her to be annoying in this scene right? She's supposed to be in the wrong... Right?
>>749079180then again millennials cant get pussy because they're socially awkward so iboy losers, so millennial women go for gen x chads like me
>>749078870>Mission is locked until you have an X amount of money That's gonna make a lot of people mad who like movie games
New pic
>>749079610>Gen X>ChadYou're brown and sexless
>>749079048GTA VI was gonna be a lot darker, but it got cut
>>749078870Is your work as an unpaid advertiser fulfilling?
Burn Notice simulator will be kino don't care what any of you say
>>749079807>You're brown and sexlessBut enough about (you) and other male millennials.
>>749078948>You guys are having an allergic reaction to the most basic women's stuffWen u got da hole, da naggering can torelated.Wen u not got da hole, da naggering cannot be torelationed.U understend? Me thenk u veri mush.
>>749079557>Surely they intended for her to be annoying in this scene right? She's supposed to be in the wrong... Right?Do you morons really don't understand basic sarcasm? She laughs right after which is basically the irl equivalent of "/j", she was underlining her own hypocrisy with a joke.I shit on games for having shit writing, but I guess they really need to spell everything out in plain English.
>>749081231anon only people with atrocious social skills spend time on this website
>>749078870I really wonder where all the paid shills went. They literally disappeared overnight. Did Rockstar actually realize how much harm they were doing to themselves?
>>749078870Chudding out
heres your girlboss beating up three grown men bro im sure this is all ironic and sarcastic too
>>749081792Hot
>>749079048according to another thread it's a game where you sit and watch tv all day
>>749081792Who even cares any more, can't give a shit. The whole game might as well be AI generated.Actually it probably is given how many jeets "worked" on it.
These games are about gangsters and 80% of what gangsters do is to land high quality pussy. This is a huge part of a gangster's life. There's never been an incel chud forever alone gangster.
>>749081860I'm just waiting for release day when everybody finds out some radio stations have AI generated music to appease streamers. I have no evidence to prove this, I just know.
>>749081921Lucia would have been raped and killed in the real criminal world for talking back to any man. Woke writers force you suspend reality when it suits them. >Its just a game bro>Also we care about realism bro
>>749081921Gangsters are also retarded and get killed over looking at someone the wrong way or end up getting railed in jail until they down in a toilet.
>>749079048Yeah GTA was better when you played a psychopath with no personal connections but they stopped making those after Vice City
>>749081970GTA was always woke, now it's like ultra woke
>>749081792Wait for the PC version to mod combat out of the game every time you use Lucia, so you can avoid your schizo triggers.
>>749080257Kek'd
>>749081970>Lucia would have been raped and killed in the real criminal>In tonight's episode: Anon's barely disguised fetish.
>>749081792Here's your guyboss soloing dozens of trained, armored gunmen and coming out unharmed
>>749082193Clearly you didn't play the mission, retarded foid. Mike, his handler and Trevor were all in that mission. Try again
>>749082234Oh yeah that evens the odds doesn't it? I could've pointed to any number of GTA missions but I'm lazy
>>749082089You're the mentally ill loser if you think some 5'2 midget latina in her 20s can do steven seagal-tier moves against three grown men. Take your meds
>>749078948>spend 5 hours getting nagged to death >finally escape>load up game cause its gaming time>get nagged to death in gameFUCK
>>749082270Three hardened criminals with machine guns shooting their way out of a swat ambush is a far more realistic proposition than young latina lady judo chopping three criminals, please see a doctor
>>749082315>female characters can't star in my power fantasy game because... they just can't ok
>>749078948Yes, at this point i do have a fucking allergic reaction to this crap.I didnt use to, i had my hobbies to rest and recover from it but now even them are infested with foids.
>>749082438Your fantasy world is the one that includes this brown woman beating up men, doesn't remotely reflect real life. You know men are stronger than women right?
JAYSEEEEEN CHULO BITCH WHERE IS MY PEPSIIIII
Imagine making a game where some "criminal" bitch girlbosses around, shoots guns and kills men to show she's just as POWERFUL as her pussywhipped BF when in real life any bitch that dates a criminal is just a gold-digger, cum dumpster and punching bag all at once.
>>749079760>10/10 white male settling for a 4/10 latinoamericanbros is that what is happening right now??
>>749082509>only things that reflect real life are allowed like this gang banger flying a jet
I only care if you'll be allowed to beat this bitch, then it will be a realistic criminal GF experience.
>>749082509>doesn't remotely reflect real lifei'd go on but quit pretending you care about realism in a game as retarded as GTA just say you hate women and save everybody the time
>>749079760What the actual fuck was that article?I hate journos so fucking much. The faggot interviewed the head of development and instead of actually talking about the game he made a bloated article about himself.The marketing for this game has been so fucking retarded.Cyberleek did a better job selling this game than Rockstar themselves.
>>749079048
>>749079180Its aimed at normies who bought a PS5. They eat this shit up. Remember the most popular TV show is Love Island, which is literally just british sluts sitting around in bikinis all day having shit opinions on how relationships work.
>>749082771>>749083081>realism matters chuddy, thats why we put in Lucia #WomenInGames>errr you know its a video game right and realism doesnt matter its not real lil bro!!You people are so predictable, this mentality is like a borderline mental illness
>>749078870>no flat asian lolita bodies>no PC port day one>crowds are barely above GTAV's tier>shitty physics>so far barely any enterable buildings>no sex minigame>uglified lucia from her earlier build version>can't pull out weapon in the strip club unless you're wanted>DOWNGRADED graphics and NPCs>most likely won't be able to attack gay prides or anything related to trannies>full of ''white man bad, what she did before meeting you is her business chud'' bad millenial writing, very bad millenial humour>STRONG FEMALE CHARACTER, brown>fps drops>that GPS map>30 FUCKING FPS? LOL>broken glitchy animationsshan't be buying this unfinished woke shit
I hope they have the cinematic camera from red dead redemption where I can listen to the girl yap about gossip while the car drives itself
The term incel gets thrown around a lot these days, but jfc this game is stirring up the real ones
>>749078870>whenever she's not on screen people should be asking where's poochie?
>>749078870https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feix9fZv-UAfirst comment KEK
>>749083435Yeah, everybody that pushes back against your insane self-inserts and political messaging is Elliot Rodger. Thats very convenient isnt it.
>>749083295it's always the ones that bring up mental illness that are fighting imaginary arguments in their head. Where was it ever said Lucia was added for realism's sake? if anything expecting a gta game to not be an over the top power fantasy regardless of gender makes you mentally ill or at the least very retarded
>>749079610you creatures finally going mask off after the months of zoomer vs millennial falseflagging huh?
>>749083567>it's always the ones that bring up mental illness that are fighting imaginary arguments in their head.>no uTry harder>Where was it ever said Lucia was added for realism's sake? if anything expecting a gta game to not be an over the top power fantasy regardless of gender makes you mentally ill or at the least very retardedFreaks like you cried about women's representation when GTA V came out. Lucia is a response to that. You are a mentally ill liar
>>749083295Kill yourself you contrarian virgin
>>749083654Nothing contrarian about what I said. Grow up
>>749083307>anime girl post>is a piece of trashEvery time
>>749083567>genderNo such thing. There's only sex. Gender is made up nonsense.
>>749083689>g-g-grow upKeep cryin nigger
>>749083407My guess is that that's a possibility. You can probably sit in the driver's seat as one character then switch to the other while driving.
>>749083727You're having a meltdown pajeet.
>>749083745Just go back to r3ddit already, this site isnt for you
>>749083695way to out yourself jeet, still haven't refuted a single point btw
>>749083787saaaaaaarr please take your medicines saaarrr
>>749082771It is not working.
>>749083601>no unah just a very common trend>You are a mentally ill liarno I asked a question, interesting theory though. You may or may not be mentally ill but you definitely are retarded
>>749078948Modern women are woke society destroyers.Make women pregnant housewives again.
>>749083889I don't engage in q&a with unwell indians sir. Because you are paid to shill on imageboards for one rupee a post, theres no reasoning with you. So you think you can simultaneously believe GTA included Lucia because the franchise was pushed to make a girlboss + they didn't but they did but they also didnt do it for realism.
We've seen numerous screenshots showing her wearing a boxing glove pedant.When Lucia's talking to Jason over the radio during the Megamundo section and says "some security guy took my guns" Jason replies "good thing you're good with your hands"Rockstar even said Lucia was taught by her father from an early age how to kick-box.There are plenty of indicators pointing to her being able to throw a punch or a kick.>but she's fighting 3 dudes at once... muh realismJust as realistic as tanking multiple gunshots, popping some pills and then walking away with no issues right afterwards.It's a video game and she's one of the two protagonists of said videogame.If you can't figure out why a it's preferable to have a GTA protagonist capable of doing shit like this then I don't know what to tell you. Maybe stick to collecting pet rocks, I don't know.
>>749083815All your points are literally clown delusions you dumbass weeb
In my hopes and dreams >golden ending is Jason ditching the fridge goblin latina for some blonde blue eyed aryan cutiein reality>golden ending is Jason being cucked and humiliated by said goblinCalling it now.
>>749084053I'll ignore your terrible English and just say I think it's silly to care about "muh" realism in GTA when it's fundamentally a power fantasy game, but suit yourself and seethe for the next 5 years I don't care
>>749084162The point is that leftoid anime freaks such as yourself have an inability to understand that you present yourself as inconsistent when you selectively choose when to be a proponent of realism and when to suspend your need for realism, depending on the political context. In this case, you people were raging your tits off about how there was no female protagonist in GTA V and it was argued at the time that it detracted from the realism because "women can be criminals too!"Then you add this unrealistic portrayal of a twenty something year old annoying cunt gf somehow doing kung-fu with hardened criminal men twice her age, height and weight and now you're saying tee hee its just a video game bro relax!!Sorry but this is the flashpoint everybody fucking despises you for and its why you've been in the wilderness for years.
>>749084243You cared about muh realism when you wanted your foid self-insert. You got it, now you don't care about realism. See: >>749084318Leftism is a mental disease
>>749084162>Just as realistic as tanking multiple gunshots, popping some pills and then walking away with no issues right afterwards.If you retards don't care about unrealistic things in video games then why have you spent the last decade plus whining about "unrealistic body standards for women" in games?
>>749084414They legitimately do not understand the contradiction and how its inconsistent. Their minds must be programmed differently to allow for these blindspots and think its somehow coherent. Leftists have no issue with lying and gaslighting about the past if it make political capital in the present.
>>749078870The nagging would be much more annoying if she wasn't latina
>>749084375>You caredI did?
>>749084682It was the crux of all the tranny leftoid arguments at the time yes, probably you personally not that you'd ever admit it now
>>749084781oh shit i remember now, thanks for reminding me
>>749078870That's right Jay.
>>749084318>you people were raging your tits off about how there was no female protagonist in GTA VI wasn't i just didn't like travor and franklin felt too bland
>>749084487>>749084414>Everyone i disagree with is one person
claude will decompile GTA VI and remove Lucia. all is well.
>>749085042claude add more titty and ass
>>749085042Claude kill this dumb nigger.
>>749078870She's right, Jay!
>>749078870will the emu be ready ?
>>749085076>no you have to play with negroid latinx foid
>>749085042finally I'll get to rub Tay's feet
>>749085062I'm afraid that is against my policy. Please make a more appropriate request.
>>749079760They are straight blazin
>>749083885You need to retract the landing gear for it to fly properly.
>>749085118easily https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47x_jNblq4c
>>749085130No you are just fucking annoying
>>749085202nice try foid
>>749082041Vice City included of course. But even GTA III made you feel like a retarded yes man through most of it who gets treated like shit by everyone you work for.GTA 1 and 2 especially were the ones where you felt like a psychopath manipulating all factions and then burning them down. Plus those two and London were games in which you didn’t even have to do the jobs to progress. Just blow shit up until that money reaches the red zone
>>749082050There’s nothing woke about GTA LCS or GTA 2 or 1 despite the narrative people try to push that it had female protagonists (it was in the PC version and the game still had you playing as the same yellow shirted ginger)
>>749084318>leftoid anime freaks such as yourselfI'm not a leftoid.I don't watch anime.I never argued for a woman's inclusion as a protagonist. If there is one then fine, if there isn't that's also fine.Never cried about "unrealistic body standards" as the other anon suggested. Rayne is one of my favorite girl in vidya and she's an athletic redhead vampire with a nice rack.Your entire posts consists of culture war brainrot arguing against points I didn't make, assuming I hold views I don't hold and not tackling a single point I've made.All of (you)>>749084318>>749084375>>749084414>>749084487...jumped straight into culture war shit making inaccurate assumptions about my views and fighting a strawman because as soon as someone challenges your view you see it through a left vs right lens.
>>749085042In other words, the autist you play as in gta 3 is gonna come out of nowhere and blow her head off? He does hate women after all. But that would be too kino for rocksaar
These threads are always going to be filled with direction brained niggers. Just play the game or don’t. As long as it’s not like rdr2 in which you can’t attack certain groups in a game that’s supposed to prioritise freedom then I don’t have too much of an issue.
>>749085138I just realized that the idea that she did that without knowing is a possibility I would never afford a man doing the same thing. Imagine going to play guitar yourself and uploading a video where you just HAPPEN to put your soles aimed to the cam, and closer to it than anything else... That's just ridiculous!
>>749085557anon don't waste your time with these people, their minds are trapped in a plane of constant turmoil and victimization
>>749083601>Freaks like you cried about women's representation when GTA V came outon the surface it looks fun to go through life playing make believe, like you're the hero in your story, but doesn't it get old never getting a payoff? I guess the thrill is in the next fantasy.
>>749084318It may please you to hear that you have a very distinct way of rambling and it's plain to see how you spent your weekend.
>>749082315We literally have that scenario with the North Hollywood bank shootout and they both fucking died
>>749078948/v/ is allergic to women in general.
>>749085895I think we are past the "It's not happening" part of the cycle. We are on the "It is happening and it's good" part.
>>749078870>Women writerYeah this game is so cooked lmao
>>749082274unlike 50 year old michael in gta 5?
>BE A BETTER PARTNERIt wasn't supposed to be a simulator
>>749086656Not a lead writer. No one cares
shes annoying and the dude seems retardedi have zero interest in this shit but i will laugh at the "GTA 6 is woke" compilation posts next month
>>749086919I care when a fucking woman wrote the female protagonist, it will be cringe girlboss shit
>first Lucia mission>she wants you to pickup a couple of her old "friends">the whole car ride they talk about how they want to fuck her>"haha... yeah">the three of them rush into her room>optional interaction with Lucia pops up>can ask to leave door open so you can listen>Jason sees nothing from the couch>20 min mission listening to her being filled by Tyrone and Jamal>Mission: Do Not Cum>fail a single QTE you have to start overlittle on the nose there huh Rockstar
>>749086643Brother, you are in a gta thread on 4chan pretending to argue with a character your mind created because you read too many twitter screen caps
>>749083119>Cyberleek did a better job selling this game than Rockstar themselves.Cyberleek IS Rockstar, you dumb dog.
>>749079760
>GTA 1+2GO HERE AND FUCK SHIT UP! YOU WANT A GF? GO DOWNLOAD A big-titty.PNG AND WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR IT TO LOAD IN, SUCKER.>GTA 3 + VCGO HERE AND FUCK SHIT UP! CATALINA IS A BITCH! YOU WANT A GF? GO DOWNLOAD A hot-sex.gif AND WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR THE GIF TO PLAY WITHOUT LAGGING. ALSO, HOOKERS RESTORE YOUR HEALTH.>GTA SAAYO MUHFUCKA POP THESE FOOLS. ALSO PIMPING BITCHES LITERALLY MAKES THEM PAY YOU. GFs OPTIONAL.>GTA 4NEEKO MY COUSIN! TIDDIES ARE OPTIONAL BUT GUESS WHAT? RING RING, DECLINED! SORRY HONEY, I’M FUCKING SHIT UP>GTA 5i dont think anybody in this game can actually get a GF, michael is married, and at best you can get “on call” strippers as franklin and trevor>GTA 6WENT TO PIZZA STACK INSTEAD OF EL LOCO BURRITO? -- RELATIONSHIP WITH LUCIA.
>>749079760This has to be the worst hairstyle ever, bitch looks like a native american or some shit
>>749087676She always has some ugly hairstyle going in her vids and her face is like a 5/10. If she wasn’t “thick” i.e. fat and refused to film the overwhelming amount of her scenes with black guys she wouldn’t be as popular as she is
>>749087865> worst hairstyle everthat's not the sidebuzzcut
>>749081792She could probably kick your fat ass too. But a woman doing anything is a direct hit to your masculinity and throw a butch fit over it.
>>749087964oh, that’s a NIGGERED ‘actor’? ew, figures. she’s got a face for radio.yeah the blacks and jews can keep her.
>>749087964Her body-card is insane though.
>>749088271She’s literally straddles the fine line between thick and actually fat, and that’s why she gets away with it. I don’t really watch porn anymore but other than one or two vids of her I couldn’t get into her when she was in her prime back in the early 2010s. It’s either she has some ugly white soccer mom hairstyle going or she’s fucking a black guy (or both)
>>749086656What one of the writers is a woman??? You gotta be kidding me
>>749088836>actually fatNever happened
If immersion and attention to detail is what this game proposes, what's wrong with calling shit like this unrealistic? If it's a videogame, why can't they be consistent with their own game design?
>>749087527>people still believe this
>>749083295>>realism matters chuddy, thats why we put in Lucia #WomenInGamesWho said this
>>749089045They are consistent, all protagonist do hollywood shit
>>749088885at least two are named (Elizabeth Gauvey-Kern and Alexa D'Agostino) in this interview and have major roles in writing the story, especially both protagonists Jason and Lucia which is already a huge red flag
>>749083530>insane self-inserts and political messaging?
>>749088960Sure anon
>>749089154Is it a huge red flag?That's why anti GTA fags have to make up cuck fanfic
>>749089045Yeah CJ, a gangbanger, boarding a carrier ship, killing 10s of military personnel and stealing a jet made sense, actually. Rockstar protags have never done retarded out of proportion acts before
Where was this complaining about Catalina in 3 and SA? Oh I forgot you guys weren't born back then, makes sense.
>>749088271>-cardHoly shit, a monkey learned to type!
>>749079048I really pray they make a new noire game, I want to be a tortured chud uncovering conspiracy not a wigger bank robber trying to pay child support
>>749089258Yeah it is because the girlboss shit will be insufferable, we already saw that plenty of times in the extended look and leaks
>>749089280It’s crazy how you people can’t even tell what’s cool and what isn’t
>>7490893634chan wasn't born back then fucking tourist
>>749079048>meticulous relationship mechanicfrom what I've read, you just need to bring her along when you go stealing every now and then to keep her happy
>>749089728Yeah 4chan has never discussed 3 and SA ever. >>749089645Irony of saying some dumb shit like this as if it's an argument and not just personal opinion and subjective. Okay some 20 something foid from California finds Lucia to be cool. Now what, retard?
>>749089732Interacting with women is gay. Talking to them, hanging out with them, working with them, fucking them. Gay. And Jewish. They don't belong in video games.
>>749078870No rape mod no care
>>749089045>unrealistic>she punches him in the jaw and he remains standingDid you want him to 100% tank it like Superman or something?
>>749081231You're an idiot and the writer for GTA6 is a woman, so that was 100% just solipsistic writing.
>>749089847I THOUGHT WE WERE ON A NICE DATE:(
>>749089135>>749089280Keyword being consistent game design. Comparing VI to the 3D universe games is just plain disingenuous. Moreso when there's a male protagonist with a military background right there in the same game.
>>749089732the only dates my Lucia will have is eating exclusively at Burgershot with the absolute minimum amount of exercise so all the weight goes into her thighs
>>749090000>uhm it's different actually Okay retard
>>749090000OK, so if we took Lucia out of the game, would it make you stop crying?
>>749090010My nigga
>>749090000there is 0% chance you actually care about consistent game design
>>749089631>we already saw that plenty of times in the extended look and leaksI haven't
>>749083594It's fun watching two useless generations go after each other. Millennials and zoomers are very annoying.
>>749090000>Badwait.webmLOL
>>749079814Go on.
>>749078948Yes and you should be too. My girlfriend nags and shit test me too I just ignore it and tell her a simple "no". Each time that happens she gets so much cocklust it gets annoying. Women don't want to be listened to, they want to be told no. Simple as that.
>>749078948>>749086607>they call you coomers but when there's no coomers they're still upset
>>749090158Because you're a retard, in one of leeks clips Lucia literally yells at Jason and says "cause he drives like a bitch"... totally not a girlboss moment you dumb wokestar cocksucker
>>749091346Why don't you make post it instead of a screenshot
>>749091380because I've been searching for at least a few minutes to find the clip, I know I have it downloaded somewhere but can't find it now. Go on tiktok, it's still there
>>749079180>game is aimed at gen Z who can't tell a dick from a pussyIf it was it would allow me to boof drugs and do anal (receiving) without Lucia. Shoving in a zyn bag rn, aaah
GTA2’s only female characters are two of the radio hosts and an unseen ice cream store owner. Unless you count the whores from the movie. And you work for a gang called the rednecks who are actually some of the more amiable factions in the game not that it matters since you destroy every gang in the game regardless. It’s the only GTA in which I’m pretty sure you, Claude Speed, are the main villain of the game despite being the protagonist, considering the heinous shit you do on top of the treachery. Something which no other GTA game seems to have. 1, London, 3, VC, SA, Advance, LCS, VCS, IV, EFLC, CW, V and presumably VI all have someone “worse” than the main protag(s) who act as an antagonistic force, when in 2 the worst person is (You).Basically, what I’m saying here is that I want something like GTA2 again, but that’ll never happen.
>Hurr (You)>4000 word rantholy fuck you are buttblasted and mad lmao
>>749091346The "drives like a bitch" feels like a prologue flashback. Similair to when she's sitting in the café. Partly because Jason's different look but also because Cyberleek only seemed to have the beginning of the game. They're being reprimanded by the cops in that scene and Jason seems chocked that she said it. My theory is that she is taking the fall for something here and might be the reason she's in jail from the start.
>>749084162When youre writing you can never capture reality in the first place. The best thing you can do is try to get as close to the platonic form of a things and concepts in order to tell a sensical and coherent story.Uppity latina girl boss is simply not compelling storytelling in the context of the franchise. She is quite far from projecting the persona of a cool criminal. The character relies on exposition to tell a story which inevitably makes the experience worse for the reader/watcher/listener/gamer.This is ignoring the political context in which this character was conceived entirely.
>>749078967GTA 6 looks so good when u aint got a bitch OP in your ear telling you it's nasty
>>749091939Can you not read or something, retard?
>guy gets more assblasted now
