It is well known that Nintendo Adults are just as bad as Disney Adults. How does one become this stunted? How does Mario over-exposure at a young age affect the brain?
>>749129552Basically, no one ever gave him a gun and told him to shoot the dog That’s how I became a man. Now I shoot dogs all the time and it doesn’t phase me one bit
Still buying a Switch 2
>>749129552op, would you rather deal with a manchild or a nigga from the ghetto
he made this while his wife's getting fucked by tyrone in the other room
>>749129760nigga from the ghetto
>>749129760The latter is an actual man worthy of respect.
>>749129968That's it? Okay I'll take my Switch 2 if all that matters is you no longer respect me, which I or nobody else sought from you to begin with.
>>749129552Am I not allowed to enjoy snes games without covering my room in garish merch and wearing Mario themed clothing?
>>749130236You can own a switch 2 and not be a Nintendo Adult. Don’t act like you don’t know what a Nintendo Adult is.
>>749130236You lost
>>749131438>Don’t act like you don’t know what a Nintendo Adult is.It's a harmless word one female /v/ user came up with as a counter to "snoy" but didn't quite factor in that status shaming is only used by and only works on other women.
>>749131973Holy cope
>>749129552I do not care what other adults are doing unless they're playing video games I don't like. Then I send them death threats.
>>749129723Way to prove OP's point, you fucking idiot.
>>749129661kek
>>749130236That's the kind passive-aggressive response I'd expect of a massive homosexual.
>>749129661What if instead of dogs...its cats? Hm?
>>749129552I still remember being like 7 years old and getting my N64 as a birthday present I woke up super early the next day to figure out how to play Mario Kart and my uncle who gave my the console was telling my parents >woah, anon is glued to his tvlol. Good timesI haven’t played vidya in like a decade I just post here
>>749129661Officer......
The real problem is hhow they act like snoys and shit on anything that isn't from their parent company. They hate multiplats and third parties, despite claiming otherwise.
>>749132885People who stopped playing games at some point but left the hobby with good memories are probably the best posters this board can ask for.
>>749132729OP didn't make a point, she was just asking questions. >>749132784Sure.
>>749132729lel
>>749129552I don't understand why people repost deliberate ragebait all day. You don't even get paid for it here.
>>749129723Kek. Haven't ever seen this before. This is so funny. How did you do that anon?
>>749133274Get called out
>>749129661d...did anyone make you do that in the first place...?
>>749133096Actually it's a forced phenomenon by Nintendo hating shitposters. They will bring up HK in every Metroid thread, Palworld in every pokemon thread, Sonic or crash in every mario kart thread. And even one autistic and homosexual adult will being up terraria in every zelda thread. Nintendo take the bait and engage in that debate while the shitposters force the narrative that Nintendo fans only play Nintendo games, when most Nintendo fans are idorts like myself.
>>749133461>They will bring up HK in every Metroid thread, Palworld in every pokemon thread, Sonic or crash in every mario kart thread. And even one autistic and homosexual adult will being up terraria in every zelda thread. And what's wrong with this? Comparing the games invites vidya discussion. Why do you hate discussing video games?
>>749132885>>749133176Genuinely why come here if you don't play games? This board isn't even that good anymore. I mean this site in general was never amazing but it has slowly declined over the years. Is everywhere else just that shitty?
>>749133514Because gamers are loser manchildren and it's fun to make them seethe
>>749133519I use it as a break from /pol/ and /tv/Honestly, I’d use /an/ but that place is absolutely slow as Indias gdp
>>749133514>And what's wrong with this?Nothing. Now just remember that when a Nintendo fans criticizes a non Nintendo game.
>>749133519>Is everywhere else just that shitty?
>>749133613Nintendies are an entirely different and pathetic beast altogether.
>>749133607Not him but shouldn't you support bringing up the different games since it will derail threads and cause more seething?
>>749133613>Now just remember that when a Nintendo fans criticizes a non Nintendo game.>""""criticism""""You guys can't even discuss your own video games. every one of your threads is either shitposting of porn, regardless of the presence of detractors
>>749133683Feel free to be hypocritical and disingenuous and treat them differently based on your negative bias towards them.
nintroondos should ninrope-o
>>749133769Why are you so hung up on pornposters, DougThey’re not that hard to ignore, you stupid fucking leaf
>>749133769See>>749133828
I'm always hearing about these evil Disney adults but never what's wrong with them.
>>749133895Because they hate video games, and thus are my enemy.
>>749133943They're successful adults who can afford to take their family of 4-5 on $10,000 vacations every year, so you can imagine why they make /v/ seethe so much.
>>749133895It's because he's legitimately gay but also autistic enough to convince himself that's it's specifically something Nintendo fans do when it's something that (basically) all men do.
>>749133972It's actually because you're gay.
>>749133746Because I'm not gay
>>749133943i dont mind them but theyre the real modern slop enjoyers that pay no attention to the quality of shit they consume and get uppity if you dare criticize the "le sappy wholesome" productsmuch in line with nintendornes basically
>>749134061>>749134017The porn spammers will literally praise bad games if there's titties in them. Infact we have a metroid thread up right now where people praise Other M over AM2R.
>>749134148>says the grown adult man afraid to post his steam libraryWhy do you think that playing terraria a lot absolve you from criticism? Is this because you're a fag in real life?
>>749134187See>>749133828
>>749134187Nobody said that, Doug, stop making shit up.
>>749134237fucking kek you are so mad
>>749134319Sure.
>>749134000>successful>family of 4-5>not one fat millennial adult child in so much financial debt that they brag about it online constantly
I used to be a Nintendo adult but then 2026 happened and it was the worst year for vidya that I had ever experienced. Now I don’t like Nintendo anymore.
To be fair, Gamecube could have gotten me sex when I was in middleschool. Nintendo games are very female-friendly.
>>749129552> holes opinions lol, lmao
>>749134308>nobody said that>>749128338
>>749134580Why do you hate discussing video games?
>>749129723yes, you are!did you ever think you had the the chance to do otherwise?
>>749134580I don’t see any mention of sex appeal in that post, besides, why are you taking an obvious bait post seriously?
>>749134627>Other M>video game
>>749134663If it's bait, then more Nintendo fans should condemn it as bad. They should despise Other M enough to completely halt the thread and call the poster out.Silence is violence.
>>749134681Sure.
>>749134000those "successful adults" are flocking to this youtube dude that asses their financial situationand it is always grim
>>749134716False if/then
>>749129661Thank you for your service
>>749134716Why should they not ignore an obvious bait post? Because Other M broke your brain 16 years ago?
>>749133519the anonymous imageboard is the highest realm of discourse. you cannot have freer and more interesting discussion than this. /v/ is just the fastest board that isn't 100% dogshit (alluding to /vg/ and /pol/)
>>749134891Because they support what the post says? Look how many degenerates are posting porn and porn adjacent bullshit in the thread, without contributing to game discussion.
You think that's bad wait till you see a steamie adult
>>749134979>>749134778
>>749134989I prefer to call them PC vegans
>>749135039PC vegans are one thing but valve cultists literally can't use anything else but steam. Valve cultist is a PC vegan but even less tech illiterate
>Faggot OPs, A big problemIt's well known that OP is a huge faggot. How does one become this stunted? How does fetal alcohol syndrome affect the brain?
Tendies get so offended when these bants threads make them the target of ridicule, holy shit.
>>749135315why should use anything else then steam?
>>749136834For me I specifically don't use steam because you can't own your steam games, or any PC games at all.
>>749137214You own them more than your console games.
>>749137307I disagree.
>>749137307I'm a retard.
>>749134000A decent bit take out loans to do this, it's sorta like how people think furries are just rich but generally just dump a high portion of their disposable income on the suits and travel and nothing else
>>749129723Holy based
>>749129723Why did you wait until after they raised the price?
>>749129723Surely you'll finally do so one of these days.
>>749129552>How does one become this stunted?It starts when your parents put you in front of a screen to placate you. Once you get old enough to go to school, you very quickly don't fit in and start to become afraid of social interaction, this leads to you not making any friends, and avoiding situations that make you a more interesting personThis usually snowballs someone into a chud type they generally can be good at academics and secure a decent enough office job with the only thing they have going for them is their consumerismThat all being said pretty much this but without owning thousands in merchandise
>>749129661dude, it's "faze", not "phase". be better.
>>749129723Based
>>749129723>le 2nd place dancereally?
>>749137214you dont own books, movies and music aswelleverything that is a medium has copywright
>>749129661I'm angry so I pull out my gun
>>749133189Trooncoded post
>>749139431can somebody link the video of that guy? cant find it anywhere
>>749138321Actually it's caused by autism and there's nothing that could've prevented this, not even bullying
>>749139757Nope, I own them. Sorry. You know that's a shitty lie too right? I literally bought them from a store 100% legal, so the store owned them before me, and the distributor before them. You're retarded.
>>749140926And yet no mods, no cracking the DRM, can't even make backups of modern vidya or music disks. Some "ownership" you got. Meanwhile, I have real ownership over my digital DRM free content.
>>749141249Actually all you have is the tantrum you throw because PC vegans can't handle criticism of computers. Meanwhile I have real ownership of my games.
>>749141381My romhacks and mods and lack of planned obsolescence begs to differ.
>>749142010No they don't. You just made up a lie and ran with it. Which is apparently easier for you than accepting criticism.
>>749140926you really think you own the books, music and mvoies? jesus christno wonder
>>749142086You should be able to demonstrate how it's a lie.
>Nintendo adultsPeople like Harman Smith then?
>>749129723>>749132729>>749133208
How come nintenders always ignore the posts where you call them autistic?
>>749142263>you really think you own the books, music and mvoies?It's less that I think that and more so that it's a fact. >>749142295I won't be doing that for you.
>>749142681Same way I ignore ants, sand, and other harmless things I walk over every day of my life.
>>749142681Because you're the one actually autistic and obsessed by them.
>>749143041>no uincredible comeback
All adult Nintendo fanboys are mentally unstable but if you ever meet a Sonic fan in real life just run away
>>749129661Wait till John Wick hears about this.Also the gun wasn't loaded, you faggot.
>>749142982>It's less that I think that and more so that it's a fact. You are unable to demonstrate it, though.
>>749143337*unwilling. I am a fully capable debator, as you are already aware.
>>749129552It's just cope.They buy plastic crap to feel better, it ain't rocket science.>>749143165You can't outrun Sonic, you fool.
>The ultimate Nintendo Fanboy Harman Smith writes books How much do you want to bet this is like some Princess Peach fetish crap?
>>749143374You are unwilling because you are unable.
>>749129552Why does it bother you?
>>749129552 a 4chan tendie is worse than a normie nintendo adult
>>749143434Actually I'm unwilling because you are a pathalogical liar. I could cite the rules and regulations, laws, and logic behind my media ownership in my sleep. Just not to you. You don't deserve it.
>>749138321>secure a decent enough office jobkek
Fug, I forgot to rehearse my Multiplayer Winning Animations
>>749142982okay, copy your books and sell those copies and see how that works out champbecause it is very, very simple and we saw it first in printer always online ink bullshit and these days in cars.Your car has seating, you (((posess))) your carbut you can't use seat heating because you didn't opt in into the premium abo modellcan you bruteforce it work?sureis your car bricked in the future?yesand if it's after all those corpos, they'll gonna shut your car down per killswitchand it will be all the same with old mediabooks are only readable on a phone/kindlemovies maybe keep it physical but will detect hardware vice that you tried to share it with a friend yadda yadda yaddayou literally own nothing
>>749143568>I could cite the rules and regulations, laws, and logic behind my media ownership in my sleepAnd yet you have less freedoms than I do.
The last console I purchased was a Wii U and it sucked. I had like two games on it.I'm not even growing out of video games, but games have been shittier and shittier for two decades.
>>749143710You're free to think that.
>>749129552I'm a Nintendo fan and live a normal life, but these guys are fucking weird. If you have a bunch of Nintendo merch and display it proudly you're basically a failed male
The Nintendo fans are annoying but the Sony bootlickers are infuriating. Those people that make "PS" their entire personality are cringe as fuck and yet it's somehow more acceptable to be a 35 year old trophy hunter CoD/FIFA fan. I find the both of them absolutely pathetic.
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>>749129552Nintendo/Disney adults will forever more be happier as individuals than you shithole infested turd worlders that live in a dirt cuckshack alone and miserable for the rest of your life.
>>749144348>there are Nintendo adults on 4chanHi
>>749144348Nice cope. Nintendo/Disney adults stay in childhood and make their personality as such because they can’t handle anything complex, so they have no idea what it really is to be happy, content, or an actual individual. But tell yourself whatever you want as you rock back and forth whilst crying when you have to look at a mirror to who you truly are.
>>749129760I can imprison the nigga from the ghetto
Tendies ITT seething at being called out
>>749144397>>749144452There will never be a Nintendo Switch 2 emulator.
>>749144581Uh huh, so?
Most Disney Adults I know are debtmaxxing. They're not actually richfags or nepobabies.They're also mostly women, so by that alone they're much worse than Nintendo Adults.
>>749144525seems like nobody gives a fuck desu
>>749133943Disney adults will go into debt to make vacation at Disney parks thinking it’ll cure their depression.
