>"uppies"Would you deny your child uppies?
I'll never get a Doro IRL to give uppies to, so a transgirl is probably my best bet.
This makes apebrained posters fly into a berserk pedophillic rape mode
>>749146561>Plap plap plap plap plap spluuuuuuuurt
>>749146561The one time I gave any kid uppies I almost hit their head on the spinning ceiling fan by mistake. Luckily they were too young to realize it.
>>749146615Troons be heavy, anon. And the moment you try to lift them, you end up squeezing out axe-wound juice and liquid shit from their over-used assholes.
>>749146792You have some gross fantasies lil dude.
>>749146792Thanks for remind me of that video where the guy tries to lift his GF and he shits himself, causing her to retch.
anddd, that's enough 4chan for tonight
>>749146876Link me that one. Why did he do the 3shitty?
>>749146561As a dad: yes.Fucking walk, I've been carrying your for 2 hours already.Especially when we both know you will demand to get down and start sprinting the second you see a butterfly or whatever, you are not fooling anyone about being tired.
>>749146561Yes only so she can climb me like a mountain instead
>>749146901Only version of it I can find.https://9gag.com/gag/a0NKQxQ
>>749147394UghThanks though
>>749147394how does this even happen? and so explosively as well
>>749146929what if she's not tired at all and just wants to be closer to dad?
>>749147394grossthx for sharing
>>749147473that is what happens if you try to hold in poop while lifting a lot of weight sometimes.so always make sure you don't have to shit before you do exercise
>>749146561I miss the days when /v/ was full of young men when instead of old aging men lamenting that they can't have in children it was full of funny stuff like "fuck niggers and it was a badly drawn pic of duke nukem shooting a black guy with gold pistol made in ms paint".
>>749147528You need yung bluds but they ain't coming to forums anymore lil bro
>>749147565Even if they did its only to post sloppa
>>749147528I'm not lamenting shit.
>>749147528Same, but what can you do? The internet's homogenized via social media and everyone's too afraid of having their life ruined over something inconsequential.
>>749147565They are, but mods keep punishing them them for acting like how you should in an anonymous forum. Then there's the post hack captcha that killed any motivation for the dopamine addict gen z to even engage with the website.
>>749146615My niece does this, she well literally ask for uppiesShe cute :D
>>749147774Okay but I want a daughter or a surrogate GF that'll let me (even if they're trans)
>>749146561Why did he give the lolis those hips though
My mom is crippled so I actually might have to look after and take in my little niece now lol or just dump her into the care system,
>>749147859Body type built for uppies
>>749147528
>>749147929>just dump her into the care systemYou aren't that evil right?
>>749146792that's why you need one who still has the gock! instead of blood she'll spray cum on you :)
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>>749147929What happened to your sib?
>>749146561>uppieswhy do crackers speak like this? same with shit like meemaw and pappaw, and calling their kids peanut.
>>749146561Can you breed your daughters too in this?
>>749147859Perfectly shaped to get upright automatically once you start cunt-punting them to destination for faster migration.
>>749148356Based shitskin wanting to be sure his daughter get to speedrun the crackwhore path.
>>749148356your own daddy don't even fuck with you nigga
>>749147761Newfags are /pol/niggers that should be executed, nothing new.
Do you think a game where you going cuddle your offspring and tell them bedtime stories and the like would sell well?
>>749148540would be peak dystopian
>>749148540I feel like the narrative device of a bedtime story being told also acting as an adventure game has been been done before but I can't remember when
>>749146929Don't you ever think>Someday it'll be the last time I'll be able to do this ?
>>749148540Maybe with single, middle-aged foids that can afford VR headsets
I mean its cute but it seems the game would quickly devolve into a slog with thr growth curve.>Would you deny your child uppies?Probably not in most scenarios.
You're not ready for the minigame where you have to hold your daughters hand while she falls asleep after she just had a nightmare, followed by the stealth section of having to leave the room without her waking up again
>>749146561the fuck's an uppie
>>749148686go back to your limbus thread faglord
>>749148768you know how parents sometimes lift their small children?its that
>>749148327Jailed now a deadbeat
>>749148789I don't post in limbus threads.
>>749148752I haven't been able to beat the mission where she falls to her knees and starts bawling. I legit feel like I can't help her no matter what I do.
>>749148752I sequence break that mission with a long jump to the door.
>>749147394Eeeh, i think the girl puked for being upside down. I don't want to think that the guy just shat in her face
>>749148960>he didnt spec into forehead kisseslmao bricked run
>>749149148thanks for reposting a 9gag comment like a bot
>>749149172You Sir, are a great Wordsmith.
Nothing can prepare you for the vomiting at 3am bros. Dual speccing into cleaning and consoling barely makes a difference.
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>>749149247Well... shitOh no ! Hell no !!
>>749149241Didn't you have to clean diapers caked with shit before you get to the vomiting at night phase
>Uppie!>Papa!>the sounds they make when you give them scritchesThis game is giving me type 3 diabetes from how sweet it is
>>749149403Its tailormade specifically to prey on male loneliness
>>749149421Well you can't buy instant family at Lowe's
>>749149421the only people i hear say "uppies" IRL that aren't kids are women using it ironically
>>749149373Do you have carpets?
>>749148176pretending to be gay isn't shocking or funny anymore, get some new material!
>>749149476>ironicallythey're women, they're not being ironic
>>749147445>>749147473>>749147518>>749147521you can literally hear the balloon pop it's a water balloon full of beef stew and he popped it with his ass cheek muscles.
>>749149520Transmaxxing is unironically the futureThe dating market is absolutely fucked, and some men are gonna have to date transwomen or become transwomen.>NOOOO I'LL JUST STAY A VIRGIN EVEN WHEN I'M PUSHING 40!Okay? Some men can't deal with that kinda crushing loneliness, and paying a prostitute is not the same thing. Others are too feminine to be able to get a girl.I mean men used to cope and become 'monks', but that's essentially just a virgin with a fancy job title, but modern day 'monk moders' are often bigger losers than the transmaxxers.
>>749149528then why are they saying it to each other
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>>749149528women are always ironic
>>749149479No
>>749146561This game is complete garbage.>Squee! I have the wolfu puppies and give them uppies OwO 100 puppies squeeFuck off with this low effort trash. You all come across as sheltered retards.
>>749149558there's no such thing as male loneliness. Men are just daredevils and pioneers and act as they please. Transfrauds aren't replacing anything
>>749149558No rapemaxxing is the going to be the new meta
>>749149678>Men are just daredevils and pioneers and act as they please.Evel Knievel had 4 kids (that we know about)>>749149684That's not happening in gynocucked societies
>>749149421"Prey" is a strong word. "Take advantage of" feels better. If women don't care to stop being mentally ill fucking psychopaths any time soon, then I shall be content to opt into the propaganda.
>>749149756>That's not happening in gynocucked societiesIt is. The age of the simp is drawing to a close. The genie is out of the bottle and young disaffected men with no ties to society are gathering in numbers beyond what the old guard will be able to handle.
