>0 games what's up with that? even poles have Witcher
>>749178764Mexico has made several games, OP.
>>749178764??? they have Mario
>>749178764Mafia, mario
>>749178764Good question. Spaniards have Blasphemous. Italians have nothing.
They made Redout which is arguably the best racing game ever made. Fuck off.https://youtu.be/zB9L-kjU6T0
>>749178764Assetto Corsa
>>749178764brown people can't make games
>>749178764Italians are backward for some reason, they barely have an online footprint
Car racing, baby! Vroom vroom! Forza Ferrari!
They're japan ageing wise, but even worse.Italy is going to die soon
>>749178852such as?>>749178870>>749178880Nintendo, niggerfaggots>>749178991never heard of it, so it probably sucks>>749179008not a game
Assassin's creed 2
>>749178764Vampire Survivor
>>749179173Not my fault you’re a pleb. Stay in your shitty American threads next time.
>>7491787641348 Ex Voto
>>749179173Since when is mafia a nintendo game? Don't ever massreply, you son of a whore
>>749179160japan won...
>>749178764the eat-a da spaghetti
>>749178764Nothing but gaspedalslop.
There have been several tries at this, but the place is simply too old fashioned+everyone still looks down at games+all talented people go abroad to work for big studios, or work in other fields like everyone talented should.There’s still some decent output, like Assetto Corsa.
>>749178764Pizza Tower
>>749179523NOOOOOO MAMA MIA YOU CANNOT-A DO THAT PORCO DIO
>>749178764They're broke and have African blood
>>749178764Creating games means work and Italians don't work.
>>749178764The newest Silent Hill was made in Ireland.
>>749179138I confused Gran Turismo 7 and ACC because they both have dumb names so i played ACC thinking its gt7 and i fucking hated it and whenever i saw someone praising GT7 i couldnt understand why, after couple of months i realized that i played the wrong game.
>>749179585big italian studios making what exactly?cartoons? cgi for movies?can't be that big if none of their media makes it outside their language.
The only things Italians care about are cooking and napping
>>749178764Grezzo 2 is peak doe
>>749179523Yum yum! I love eating micro plastics!
>>749178764this Mexico's flag looks weird
>>749180067>American reading comprehensionRead again, retard
>>749180242Must've finally washed that stain out of the middle.
>>749179523
>>749178764Does shittalian the most overrated food? Its the same exact dish repeated over and over with like 2 variances.
>>749181076Chinese
>travel around the world>everyone who finds out I'm Italian has a great time talking with me and mentions all the things they like about my country>meanwhile everyone on 4chan hates us???
>>749178764Stonemachia
>>749181350These niggas browse a video game board all day and still hate video games what did you expect brownbro
>>749181076yes
>>749181076is your mom a rampaging slampig whore?
>>749178764the right doesn't make gamesor something like that
>>749181076>shitalian>broken englishYeah I just know you're that one turkroach.
>>749178764Mario
>>749181904Tell me about the Turks, why do they dislike Italy?
>>749181956WW1
>>749181956Italians outlawed dog zapping
They literally released a game last year that was pretty good.
>>749182716Mexican zoomer haircut
>>749181076Ma lisciami le mele sudicio.
>>749178764PORCO DIOOOOOOOOO
>>749180181ball-knower trvke
>>749182785They're called "edgars", chud.
>>749182921>has to use the handguard to cut with a roller crushing the fuck out of the pizza and tearing with that back and forth motion>can't even lift it all at once >tears with her hand after the roller failed herItalians are casual gamers.
>>749178764gamedevs are using a lot of tech created by Italian devbulls, OP.
>>749179523One pot culture is so unhinged, just cooking the pasta the normal way would be easier.
>>749179523>raw eggJaps are crazy man.
Browns and niggers can’t make games
>>749183424>normalBy normal do you mean european? Just because you do it doesnt mean its the norm, for example we cook food by wrapping it with banana or plantain leaves and throwing it into open flame
>>749182921>AIJATI
>>749178764Mamma mia! I make-a da game! It's an early access, si? Haha! Don't mind-a me, just-a some italian humor.
>>749181350I like your architecture, your food, I like the Roman Empire, and I like your movies :)But I don't like the fact that your PM was a mobster and a rapist :(
Scemo chi legge
>>749183553Oven blasting pasta in plastic tupperware should not be normalized
>>749178764Because we are a backward nigger boomer country with no vision of the future, which means we are slower than everyone else to adopt anything.
>>749183760Suca.
ALEX PATPO MERDA
>>749183803No>>749183663Diocan
You 4got about him
>>749178764Hypernet explorer
>>749183898/ita/ é uscito dalla zona di contenimento....
Italians are funny though They aren’t really niggers
>>749182716Woke slop
>>749182921I went to high school with this chick.
>>749182716>release a game in a kino time period for italy>make the least appealing protagonist imaginable to mankind
>>749184045Youre funny at a great distance away from me.
>>749178764Can't develop games when they are too busy correcting every single Italian cooking recipe being posted online.>REEEEEEEEE YOU DIDN'T USE GUANCIALE
A NOI LA QUALITÀ CI HA ROTTO IL CAZZO
Government is very shitty to the tech industry and the population are chronic normalfags.
>>749184365Anima.
>>749184405M-ma il pallone.....
>>749178764Assetto CorsaGrezzo 2Grezzo 2 DueEnotriaOn your tail1348LumentaleWonderful Neoran Valley
>>749178764I thought they made Star Overdrive
>>749178764picrel>>749179523>dilute bacon flavor and fat in water>discard said water
>>749178764Gekido
>>749184686>dilute fat>in watercheck out this retard
>>749184405This plus the median age is 58 or something.It's a boomer country.
>>749184747I said dilute, not dissolve, ESLtard-kun.
>>749178764I segreti di Capri
i like valentina nappi
>>749180196thats only really an issue in the US and similar third world countries because you have no quality control whatsoever when it comes to plastic container.What passes as "food safe" over there is baffling
>>749178764What's the point of (INSERT FLAG HERE) Threads?
>>749184908her choice of men to co-star with tells us a lot about the state of her country
Most people don't realize how backwaters a lot of Italy truly is, it's a very traditionalist country which is both its biggest blessing and biggest curse. Worst yet is that when they finally do try to modernize its often extremely late and extremely poorly: See Ferrari's electric car. Their lack of a proper tech and software industry is just an extension of this
most famous italian alive is a coalburner who most people think is a spic
>>749185491Nowadays she's more of a lich to be honest
>>749185491Killed 20 white children award.
Pic related should be italian
>>749183553Europe is the only normal place, all things should be evaluated relative to Europe.
>>749178764They have games, it's just they'd rather spend their budget giving animals fat asses than on marketing.
>>749184987Nigga everything comes from china.
>>749178764
>>749178764>>749181076Sebastian from >>>/co/ won't like this
>>749185207is that the Luce? God that looks awfulAnd whats the point of fully electric when they've already made hybrids? Fully electric is like several steps back
>>749181076It's absolutely none other than Japanese food. At least Italian cuisine is tasty.
>>749185901They should consider spending their money on making a good game. That game was a pile of shit flop
Only game developed by Italians in Italy that comes to mind is Soulstice
enough with the anti-italian discrimination. it's not nice.
>>749178764What? ENVIANDO LOS DRONES
>>749187446I'm italian and discriminate against italians. Not because its nice, but because its right.
Shitalia has as many people as Japan and they can't even make ONE gamenot even ONE game in their history stands out like they couldn't do a game about Rome themselves no everyone else had to do that for them, absolutely worthless fucking people man
>>749179173Mario is italian.
>>749178764>grezzo>vampire survivors>mario rabbids games were directed by an italian with ubisoft milano>all moto GP games are made in italy>assetto corsa
>>749188858literally all bargain bin shit is this all Shitalia can mustermighty Finland MOGS Shitalia
>>749188924almeno non dobbiamo vivere in finlandia ;^))))
>>749188138>as many people as JapanJapan has x2 the population retard.Shitalia is shit because of retards like you who just say shit.
>>749187646i tuoi genitori non ti avevano pianificato
>>749188138Rome: 4 million peopleTokyo: 40 million people
>>749181902>>749185901I love my Italian goat wife and her fat fucking ass.
>>749190004Bombaveritá termonucleare.
>>749179173>such as?Kerbal Space Program
>>749190004chi cazzo pianifica i figli visto i costi e gli stipendi da culodiciamocela
>>749190197
>>749178764Videogames are still seen as an extremely nerdy and embarassing hobby to have, outside of FIFA/GTA/Fortnite. Even knowing what The Witcher, Elden Ring or Skyrim are makes you a massive nerd in the eyes of the italian normie. As a result, nobody becomes a game dev, it's a social death sentence that kills your reputation as a man with your family, your friends and most importantly the extremely picky italian women.t. italianon
>>749190362Ancora con sta storia dei costi, crescere un figlio non costa un cazzo con tutti i bonus che ricevi, sennò Mohamed col cazzo che faceva 12 figli. Semplicemente gli italiani non vogliono fare figli perchè i maschi si sono bruciati il cervello a forza di migliaia di ore buttate a guardare 11 negri che corrono appresso a un pallone e le femmine se lo sono bruciato in adolescenza ubriacandosi fino a vomitare 2-3 volte a settimana minimo
>>749178764Gioventù Ribelle
italy is like mexico but in europe and without goblins
>>749190760actually they've had a goblin problem since 1492
>>749190498>crescere un figlio non costa un cazzo con tutti i bonus che riceviah si giusto i bonus da cui vieni tagliato fuori immediatamente perchè devi avere un ISEE ridiculo di 5 euro all'anno, ma va cagare >sennò Mohamed col cazzo che faceva 12 figli. mohamed ha fatto 12 figli perchè abita in un bilocale insieme at altre 8 persone e tutti dormono per terra come delle bestie, inclusi i figli
>>749190760>>749190880There is no goblin problem.In 1500 the goblins were all killed, and there are none of us left in the nation. So you can rest assured there are no goblins in Italy.
>>749190975i see
>>749183495The heat from the bacon cooks the egg.
>>749178764>why doesn't the country with the 2nd oldest population in the world, the 2nd highest energy prices in the world, one of the lowest fertility rates in the world, the only country in Europe where salaries have decreased since 1999 make video gamesMhhh I wonder
>>749191105Ma ha anche dei difetti
I actually love Italy, I want to learn their language. Pizza Tower
>>749191105a parte gli stipendi il resto non è poi cosi' male se hai una casa di proprietÃ
>>749190362>>749190902i nostri avi facevano 20 figli e lavoravano i campi come semi schiavi, il problema non è il danaro.Anche perché tanti paesi nordici danno un miliardo di incentivi economici e guadagnano più di noi, non mi sembra però che si riproducano.La realtà è che per la maggior parte della gente fare figli è una sbatta e gli pesa il culo di fare qual si voglia rinuncia, quindi le scuse si accumulano, che siano i soldi, che sia il non essere il momento adatto ecc..Guarda caso Mormoni e Amish figliano di più della media, e non prendono particolari sussidi governativi ne vivono come bestie, ma non sono neanche ricchi.
part of the axis
>>749191764Vabbè a parte i peggio goyim che vivono nelle metropoli di merda da generazioni tipo i ratti, quasi tutti (80%) vivono nella casa di proprietà e, a differenza dei protestanti impazziti, i genitori italiani non si fanno problemi a vivere con i figli e viceversa.
>>749192128>i genitori italiani non si fanno problemi a vivere con i figlipiù che altro non c'e' molta scelta quando ti danno 1400 in fabbrica e gli affitti sono dai 700 in su
>>749191889>i nostri avi facevanoargomentazione di merda, non pagavano una sega in tasse, non pagavano il bollo, non pagavano assicurazione auto, non pagavano manco l'auto dio cane una pandina con due lire anche un barbone se la prendeva oggi con 20.000 per una merdosa cagosa yaris senza ruote DIO MERDA>Guarda caso Mormoni e AmishMA PUTTANA LA MADONNA DAVVERO STAI COMPARANDO PERSONE NORMALI CON QUELLI CHE FANNO FINTA CHE L'ELETTRICITA' NON ESISTA E SONO PURE EVASORI FISCALI, MADONNA LEBBRA DIMMI DOVE ABITI CHE VENGO A STUPRARTI IL CRANIO
>>749191939right but they did some lame stuff too
>>749179138rally isn't italian afaik
I really want 4A to make a Metro Roots of Heaven game. We've never seen a modern post apocalyptic Italy before. Shit would be kino
>>749193717The world is overpopulated anyways. Falling western populations would be a good thing if we weren't being invaded by millions of Jeets and Somalians. Automation is going to destroy most jobs over the next few decades.
>>749193891automation has been destroying jobs since the invention of the yoke. the population they want to destroy is you.
>>749194051Trvke
italian games that comes to mind are Enotria, Remothered, Daymare, Martha is Dead, Saturnalia, Close to the Sun, In Verbis Virtus, Detective Gallo, The Wardrobe. 505 Games is italianPS: Blue Volta a very nice cancelled game
>>749193364do you happen to know the ttrpg Sine Requie?
>>749194226I don't, Is it good?
>>749194090There's also Bye Sweet Carole, a game that apparently was partially financed by the italian ministry of culture. So congrats pastabros, your tax money was wasted in a mediocre point and click withal a feminist agenda.
>>749178764they put final fantasy in their government buildings, they're very dedicated to gaming
>>749194424After the zombies suddenly rise in during D-Day, civilization collapses. Italy become a Theocracy, Russia a techno-communist society etc etc... but Egypt become a super power because Pharaoh Mummies are actually good leaders.
>>749194884Based as fuck
>>749194884>Pharaoh Mummies are actually good leaders.well they're aryan after all
>>749192905>>749193405minchia ecco chi è che ha votato meloni
>>749178991That's just an F-Zero clone.
>>749183495That's how the recipe is made in Italy too (well, more like undercooked runny egg).
>>749179523Isn't this normal? Don't most people make it this way?
>>749178764an italian dude made one of the spookiest games of all time so there's that.also they have good horror movies and good prog rock albums. you italianbros have great media, don't listen to the shitposters.
>>749179523I’m not even Italio and this really rustled my jimmies…
Apparently Nacon Milan is working on a new Terminator gamehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2617340/Terminator_Survivors/>The only two other games they've worked on are motorbike gamesmmmhh non promette bene...
>>749186125>Mentre cammini per via Viterbo cerchi la rissa con un metallaro e lui ti spacca tutte le ossa.God i need to reinstall tabboz
>>749182921Too skinny, someone needs to feed the poor thing
>join the bad guys during ww2>be such incompetent losers that no one even caresloooool
>Think that OP's retarded, since even Germans make good games sometimes>Check it out>The only recognizable name is Easy Red 2That's insane.
>>749179523Keek
>>749200023Never heard of it. Tell me more, anon.
Where's the good Italian porn games though?
>>749200023That is actually crazy lmao
>>749181350theyre just being nicepeople did the same thing to me and im from america
>>749178764I remember there was that xbox 360 italian made Fable 2 clone that was pretty good but I forgot the name.
>>749181902She is so perfect
The only Italians of now note are Americans of Italian heritage like Ed Boon of mortal Kombat fame
>>749204397Come to think of it this is true across industries. Martin Scorsese is a much better director than any of those pure Italian hacks who make weird shit
>>749178764Oh hey, it's the elusive pasta general! This time I'm gonna ask: do you currently look forwars to some future vidya releases? If so, for which game/s?
>>749179523Why did you have to ruin such perfectly good food by "cooking" it?
>>749179523>cooking in a plastic bowlPlease tell me you guys don't do this
>>749204318Non ha mai detto questo
>>749200334Not him but it's a tactical shooter set during WW2. Very fun single player experience with lots of theaters of war
>>749179523adding cream is still the thing in this that makes italians fume the most
>>749207246Why
>>749181076Nah it's french pretentious bullshit that Jew York likes to serve at "5 star restaurants"
>>749185892It's the birthplace of humanity and civilization, among other things, after all.
Is there a game I can play to immerse myself in Italian? I like the language and want to travel there
>>749178764Enotria and Soulstice are made in Italy
>>749207523Fuck off we're full
>>749185491That hing is not italian lol
>>749207384it's not in the recipie. It's like having ketchup on a bolognese, they absolutely lose it
>>749207614ok I'm sorry
>>749207246>>749207384It's the french way.
>>749190379Sesso anale violento sulla spiaggia.
Why the fuck are Italians so loud? I haven’t met a single Italian who doesn’t know how to shut the fuck up and keep quiet.
>>749207782>why are people [generic anecdote]?
Well they did make that kino miniseries about Mussolini a couple years ago
>>749208147Italian tv and cinema has been great at some point, but that era ended few decades ago
>>749188138First: >>749184545Second: most of the people who would make games go make then in other countriesThird: everyone left is a sportsball
>>749179138Assetto Corsa was the definitive game because of Modding. Every other entry in the series was a shitshow that nobody should play.
>>749185207Oh hey, that's the iphone car
>>749207638Cope.
>>749178764>was going to mention it's the same thing for all latino shitholes they don't produce anything>remember even the giga dumpster that is Venezuela made VA-11 Hall-AActually I take that back, you're somehow even worse, it's a crime we have to share a border with you animals.
Well, he IS an italian...https://itch.io/profile/ddreamsgames
>>749208774>Greek + north aficanthought so
>>749179523>he doesn't know the eternal sin in Italy
>>749208880do italians without sandnog dna even exist?
>>749183495Thirdie spotted
>>749208978Do americans?
This thread still up? Cool. Bout to head to bed. Bump it for the next 8 hours until I wake up.
>>749208897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufsE38gK7uQPineapple on pizza is mandatory for all real straight people
>>749181076>italian food>exact dish repeated over and over with like 2 varianceswhat am i reading
>>749181956Butthurt over the sicilian caliphate
Do Eyetalians really look like this?
>>749181076They have 2 dishes pizza and pasta.
>>749178764>beautiful land and cities>great weather >mamma makes delicious food Why would you be making games if you lived in Italy?
I was in Sicily last week and I’m left questioning how you how pastabros can eat the same 5 dishes every single day. Not that it was bad or anything, but the lack of variety kind of surprised me.
>>749210491In the extreme south
>>749210572Using the same logic, why would an italian use 4chan?
>>749210647dunno, I'm not one
>>749178764They're too busy living life instead of fantasizing about it.
>>749210615Eh, I think you can distill any cuisine you're not familiar with to 5 dishes at most. Like, how can spaniards live off gazpacho and paella exclusively? How are the Fr*nch able to subsist on cheese and wine alone? Surely their liver is bound to give out eventually?
>>749178764I'll change that, gimme a few years
>>749180058>I confused Gran Turismo 7 and ACC
>>749195879closer to Wipeout
>>749210647Is far more easier to become a social outcast here.I hate soccer/football, so i miss like 80% of the potential arguments whit the normies.
>>749178764sorry bwo we're too busy playing phone games, come back in 10 years
>>749178764games are for kids and we don't have kids
I'm italian and I don't like italians
>>749212125Terrone
>>749207396That's Mesopotamia, thoughbeit.
>>749179523Why did he do it bros...
>>749212125what's it like to have your entire identity invented by Napoleon
>>749178764Sold well>Yellow Taxi Goes Vroom>Scirocco Thugs>Grezzo 1-2>Clover Pit>Mario & Rabids>Vampire Survivors>Assetto Corsa
>>749211595Is getting laid easy in Italy? As in are Italian women easy to please? From your description of being a social outcast if you don't like simple things like sports. I assume fitting in for anyone that's neurodivergent isn't quite easy either. Maybe a lot of Italian recluses?
>>749212246guarda puoi essere siciliano puoi essere toscano siete tutti dei cani carenti di testosterone in via di estinzione, cazzi vostri lol
>>749207523Assassin's Creed 2
>>749203809This might be what you're thinking of. However, while the setting is extremely loosely based on Venice, the devs were actually German.
>>749209876Sandnog DNA is extremely rare in the USA. We mostly have nog-nog, spic, or injun DNA.
>>749178764>Anons don't know about the recently released Age of Barbarian ChroniclesYou VILL learn to love Fanucci's jankino
>>749191749You want a spoiler?Italy is full of languages that people call dialects because nobody would be using "italian" if the native languages were recognized as such
>>749212442>Italian women>easy to pleasehttps://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wooden+pussy
>>7491813504chan doesn't really represent an average, sane human being
>>749191939Raped so hard by ww1 they were better as enemies
>>749208897This is the only thing where I disagree with italiansPineapple on pizza is amazing
>>749193891The world is overpopulated because we keep feeding africa and india
>>749194448At this point whose funds didn't get wasted by those dipshits?
>Enotria>Simon the Sorcerer: Origins
>>749212419it's fake, it feels like nothing, that's why italians hate each other
>>749178991Redout was fine if you didn't mind having a hover fridge as vehicle that couldn't get around corners without breaks but redout 2 sucks.
>>749212419Napoleon was Italian tho
>>749199287Not incompetent, just still broke from ww1
Europeans lost their souls and romance so they can no longer create beautiful art they have become enslaved
>>749213121Like 50% of the indie games /v/ obsess over are european
>>749212902Didnt pewdiepie land an Italian woman
>>749178991redout fa cagare il cazzo
>>749179523Now I get why nukes were necessary
>>749212125Same
>>749179074Italians are white!
>>749212431Heh
>>749213220He's a millionaire.
>>749179074White inside, where it counts
>>749181350ive met exactly three dudes from italy in my 20 years of gaming so fartwo were in an apex legends team with me and tried to get me to leave by shouting cazzo every second the other i still have on my friendslist from playing cs one timewhat do your fellow countrymen do? ive met shitloads of nordics, french, balkans, eastern euros, russians, spanish/portuguese but THREE italians
>>749213343only above the po river
Enotria in Italian voiceover was an interesting experience. Gave me more of a "watching a play" feeling.
>>749207384The Anglo man improved it like he did with all shitalian dishes.
>>749208147English directorWe can't really make anything on our own anymore
>>749213446see >>749211595, they're all fifafags
>>749210491When you ask a southern Italian what separates humans from animals he will answer the Mediterranean. If you ask a northern Italian he will tell you "Rome".
>>749212442>simple things like sportsspoken like a true retard
>>749213726No you see, kicking a ball around is worth 5 billion a month
I like they're comics
