>playing online with /v/>”hey anon join the discord! here’s this link!”>join>say hi in main channel>”who r u”>join voice and say what’s up>45 seconds of silenceOk, what’s the point of any of this shit?
>>749218924people clock you from your voice alone
>>749219018>clock youOk what retarded zoomerspeak is this
>>749219186ywnbaw
Why would you even want to play with the modern gamer
>>749218924Make fake account and cp bomb their discord
>>749218924Usually it is an admin who is very friendly themselves, but doesn’t post much in the discord because they’re the ones that usually have a life outside of the internet. They think you’d be a good fit and want you to keep the server from stagnating. It’s the regulars that you deal with and it’s a toss-up on how they will behave. That’s my experience, anyway.
>>749219290What’s the alternative?
>>749219237Ironic since trannies are the ones saying shit like “clock”
>>749219853standing in front of a mirror in your bathroom alone and swinging your dick around pretending its an elephant trunk and making elephant noises
>>749218924Why didn't you just answer the question in the text chat lol, you expect people not to be awkward and autistic in voice when they don't know you?
>>749219931Why even ask the question? Their name is right there. Say hi back or welcome ffs
>>749218924You probobly have that nasaly communist voice
>>749218924I don't know why you'd play with /v/. I still have fun here but I just automatically mentally filter all the stupid shit people are posting, when chit-chatting you have to actually engage with people
>>749219930I don't have a penis any more. I'm a woman.
>>749219853I just play singleplayer games
>>749219930based pröööh chad
>>749218924I’ll be 41 in a few days I just gave up
the straightest man you know flirts with men on discord while having an anime pfp
>>749218924>playing with /vg/>"hey anon join the discord! here's the link!">join>#general is a cabal of people snickering and screencapping people on the thread>also drafting plans on attack to keep the general as shitty as possible>discussing random thread individuals like Xposter and Yschizo and how to "ruin their reputation" and how to infiltrate The Other Discord to post gore and cp in
>>749219018skibidi
>>749218924Game in the bottom?
>>749219585this is true
>>749218924JUST WATCH PORN
>>749223635Sugar Shooter
>discordAnon fell for the trap.
>>749223971?
>>749218924Is that actually a girl? Please respond
>>749219186It's been a term for decades you third world retard
>>749223635Its from videogame series that cannot be discussed on /v/
>play with /v/>server is a total mess (positive)>have fun>play with /vg/>the general itself is DOGSHIT>the people hosting and joining lobbies are actually chill and the games are funI actually couldn't believe how much of shitposting was done by people that don't play the game.
the internet has mostly settled into all of its predetermined cliques and nobody likes outsiders anymore. if you are an alien or give off a "weird vibe" (read: instantly clockable as a 4channer) you are going to have a tough time integrating
>>749219186
>>749224239/vg/ schizos are a necessary evil because without them the general would die and there would be no more sessions, but nobody actually wants to talk with them because all they do is schizo and porn post
>>749224056>?Congratulations on your transition.
>>749218924People who act like this outside of 4chan or raids are humiliating to witness. Why would you seek that out?
>>749224356>clockableI hate hate zoomers
What I do on discord's VC is smoke crack and let everybody listen how I get high as a kite.
>>749224640you not understanding that term can't have anything to do with age, I think your just dumb LOL
>>749224651you can mute anyone in discord
>>749224149have you tried discussing gameplay?
>>749224239>/vg/>join a lobby that turned out to have the thread's resident boogeyman>all the shitposting about him was true >exaggerate a little about his antics and post screenshots >he melts down and posts scat for the next 2 years straight
I'm the poopdickschizo of multiple /vg/ threads.
>>749225343/ink/?
why wasnt she taken to the back and molested after first picture
>>749225553/hdg/
>>749224142It's less common then "glass him"
>>749219186lol thats been a term for at least 40 years.
>>749218924>>”hey anon join the discord! here’s this link!”No.
>>749225631Cuz your mind is in the gutter
>>749225858im gonna clock you pal
>>749225858it really isn't
>>749225553They claim to not have a ‘cord(they’re lying)
>>749218924I miss 2009, I miss it a lot
>>749227901I miss 2006
>>749218924We literally had something like this happen like four days ago for OJ, you're not "ShangalAlice" are you? Because I'm sorry but we basically just ban anyone who's underaged or transsexual. Nobody replied to you because the rule is to not talk to anyone like that. Just ignore, DM one of the jannies, and leave it to them to ban the person who shouldn't be there. Sorry if you actually came from /v/, but some shit stirrer we kicked out keeps posting our link in tranny servers and reddit so we've just had to start blanket banning anyone like that.
Revive /jp/hu, we need to talk
>join medium sized “friend” discord>immediately get spammed with that wave gif>half the server bombards you with dumbass questions and unfunny inside jokes >a day passes and everyone suddenly forgets you exist >the dude who brought you in goes back to his clique and basically leaves you alone to fend yourself in a discord full of strangers
>>749219930kek
>>749220426this. I like you guys in the sense that I like sharing a site with you guys. But actually getting to know a /v/ poster almost always ends poorly
>>749222314this. i fucking hate /vg/ discords. bunch of fucking women obsessed with drama.
>>749219930based
>>749228340NTA, but 100% Orange Juice? If so I’m actually shocked. I thought it would be tranny central. Based and keep it up.
>>749230179So you joined a discord with active members who tried to welcome you to their group and you fumble it in a day?
>>749219186You gotta be fucking kidding me. Are you even 18?
>>749225858>"Do you know how fast I clocked you going?"Like every cop says it, dumdum
>>749225697gucci?
>>749230179I’m a total recluse but you know you’re supposed to…interact after that, right?
>>749230179>I was supposed to be the protagonist, not the side character!and then anon died without ever realizing the truth
>>749219186its gay lingo that was taken over by troons
>>749218924>disc*rdhere's your problem
>>749225547I feel it's never been easier to become a poopstickschizo due to how little people are around, especially on /vg/ and even /v/ given the thread.
>>749219186I'm 34 years old, and the first time I heard it was when Justin Bieber said to paparazzi that were pissing him off. I figured it was something he invented, but apparently, he made it go mainstream/viral. I don't keep up with zoomer culture and lingo, so I don't know when it became a thing. It's retarded anyway. "IT'S NOT CLOCKING TO YOU THAT I'M STANDIN ON BUSINESS." I'd never fucking talk like this.
>>749219186Sniff you outSense your powerlevelRead you like an open bookTaste your armpitsAnd in general, know you better than you know yourself
>>749222314fucking lmao this is so annoyingly real. the alternative situation is something like>play with /vg/>after 99 games someone decides you're cool and gives you the link>join>it's catty whineposting about how mean the general is>most posters are some kind of lgbt>actual game discussion is basically zero>it's just the secret hangout for shellshocked queers
>>749232218Do they do it with anime girl pfp and act coy and flirty while they do it?
>>749219186It's an older expression I haven't seen used more than maybe once a year but I've noticed AI using it a lot lately, I think it must be influencing the kids.
>>749232117I bet you're one of those guys who nobody would know is a sperg if you just kept your mouth shut
>>749228340Wait gatekeeping?In 2026?Holy shit based
>Join a game discord server where the dev is>Ask a few questions>90/10 gamble between:>10%: the dev replies to you with insights on how he made that stuff or why is he not adding some other stuff, or how is he considering now your idea because it's cool>90%: one or more resident schizos who talk like they are the develloper rejecting every idea or discussion about the game, and when those ideas are implemented they play dumb>Even more baffling is how every schizo is some tranny in one form or another and the dev never speaks out in fear of being labeled as transphobe, all he can do is to try and ignore them.
>>749230179what did you expect? the inviter would be your autism handler forever and initiate new conversations for you?
>>749232406>I haven't seen used more than maybe once a yearwho talks like this?
>>7492223142020-onwards /wtg/ must be studied
>>749223635Tōhō Fūdzinroku
>>749232564>2020-onwards /wtg/It's been shitty long before that.Is that ballistic ratposting retard Runecraft still there? I stopped visiting long before in the late 2010s.
>>749232117its not surprising its mostly a leaf lingo very rare to actually ever hear, if it is still spoken regularly it would be rural places with limited internet since they are still stuck in their waysdoesnt make sense in the "clock you from your voice". its more like clock=hit, ie: ima clock you one if you dont fuck off
>>749232794you made up every part of that post
>>749218924i don't understand this comic touhou is not similar to tf2 at all
>>749232889you can do a easy search, other then a cop using the term i clocked you at x speed, its always meant hit. dont know what faggot beeber is talking aboot
>>749222314>>749218924Why the fuck would i wanna interact with you ”people” outside of this website?
>>749232983Autism, same quirkiness, but truly similar in nature is that both communities are comprised of people who don't play the game.
>>749233051i made friends with /vg/ guys who played a game i liked back in 2014 and they became real actual friends. i've met a few of them irl several times now, we go to cons together. nobody is trans it's just a collection of aging autistic men.
>>749233039bro, tell me with a straight face that you didn't get this info from chat gpt>other then a cop using the term i clocked you at x speed*blinks pointedly*
>>749218924>add someone from /v/ to swap note on the 3DS>check notes at work during lunch break , maybe he drew a picture like my other contacts>just him bragging about his pokemen card>every single note this guy send is him bragging about his faggot ass cards>remove from contactsThat's when i realized how thick was the autism running here since the redit invasion of the late 2000s.
>>749233247well seeing as i grew up a fucking leaf and heard people say it and is a common phrase in tv/movies i dont need some faggot ai to tell me shit, you could search for the answer even before ai you dumbshit moron
>>749232794I'm a leaf and outside of tranny americans talking about being spotted as being a trannyI've only heard the most hickish backwoods types say clock as in punch somebody and that's been rare
>join /v/ server>chris-chan sounding retard rambling to himself about nothing in particular on voice>after five minutes someone tells him to shut up>gets banned because the retard is apparently an admin
>>749218924>Girls>Playing toehoo
>>749233614two completely different usages, retard. Just when I think being Canadian can't get any more humiliating I see some cornhole like you. and no. Measuring someone's time on a clock is not a super secret canuck club thing
>>749222314This doesn't happen. You all are just pretending so newfags don't invade your vidya groups.No way some schizos would get that butthurt over some random threads. And there'd be screencaps.
>>749219930Im doing this today
>>749232640Thank you.
>>749225547I go to /vg/ generals and pretend I'm multiple known schizos from different sides or an argument just to make them fight each other
>>749234027Anon you have NO idea...
>>749222314>he didnt believe the discord tranny poster memes
>>749232512Were my words too long Tyrone?
>>749232117I've never heard anyone speak this way in every day life outside of actual people measuring things like a cop saying they clocked you going over the speed limit or timing something.These other people are trying to pretend it's not some modern way of speaking when it absolutely is.
>>749219908
>>749232734Haven't heard that name in years. Yeah I played with him like two times and he started traumadumping on me. I think they have their own sissy squadron thing going on now. I don't know, man. Quit that place a long while back too.
>>749234181>enter thread>Xschizo is fighting Yschizo>pretend to be Zschizo and Xschizo and Yschizo>do this with the full knowledge that they probably are not in fact the originals>more likely that it's just 8 of us all pretending to be other people over and over>laugh at the absurdity of it all
>>749225553Why are so many people from there named after weather?
>>749234408>>749219186It's an old expression, that's been around since at least the 80s you zoomer faggots. It means you have identified something in someone that is easy to read as the face of a clock. (Impossible for the low IQ zoom cuck btw, unless it's digital).It basically means the same thing as "I can see what kind of person you are" or "I know what you're about". Nothing about it at all is zoomer related because it's an expression based on old watches/clocks. Fuck off
>>749234862That's pretty much the dbs, everyone knows no one is real and they are trying to out shitpost each other
>>749234384>meek attempt at nonsensical deflection and "do i fit in yet" lite racismur just dumb LOL
>>749234943ok but dragonball threads are on such an ascended level its not fair to compare them to actual schizoposting. its something else entirely now but i dont have any idea what.>in b4 its just generic finnposting
>>749235370>dragonball threads are on an ascended levelheh
>>749234932>it's not zoomer speak!>proceeds to justify it with zoomer speak
>>749218924discord troons in their neverending quest to replicate high school social dynamics (but with them on the top this time) have to recruit random idiots to serve as the peons that they talk shit about in their secret channels
>>749220461 that's why trannies rope.
>>749236549There was an ERP channel lol
>>749218924It's the filter. If you fpr amy reaspm join a /v/ discord, you've been filtered
>>749236695We just share porn there what's the big deal?
>>749232406>>749232117>>749231307>>749225957retards. "clock" used to be hitting, as in "punching a clock"zoomers turned it into "sizing you up"
>>749236875it's just sort of gay when you send some anime slut with>"does it feel good yet anon~"added after. just my personal opinion
>>749236932retard
>>749236932Did you consult a dictionary for that one? Clock has several meanings. Like the one on a wall, or getting punched upside the head. It also means "measured." See: >>749231368
>>749235370>dragonball threads are on such an ascended levelGood one.> its not fair to compare them to actual schizoposting. its something else entirely now but i dont have any idea what.Any general can turn into dbs with enough training if you know what I mean.
Isn’t it weird that no biological woman uses this place
>>749238245They did before Reddit, Nr. Newfag
>>749225090Threads where the game, music, or story get discussed get purged quicker than the Touhou cesspit. I wish I was joking.
>>749234729Everytime I see that ratposting avatarfag with "AISelect" in the filename I keep thinking it's him.
>>749224108child sex
>>749222314Reminds me of a VRChat thread on /v/ where someone posted what is essentially a profile on one of the regulars on /vrg/ and it was full of stuff like “he likes cuddling” and “he gets really quiet when you bring up lemon cake for some reason” or some other schizo shit like that. Deranged people
>>749237971>zoomers get their lingo from interactions with policewell, they are 90% black
>>749218924Girls don't play shmups lol
>>749236875try talking to normal people about how you have an internet chatroom where you send porn to other men. its really weird to do this actually.
>>749245689It’s different when it’s otaku with anime girl pfps. Can’t explain why though
what could be sadder than a thread full of losers too autistic for 4chan discord servers?
>picrelNo one and i mean no one played any touhou game ever.>But i didNo you just downloaded some touhou porn on /jp/
>>749233756>toehoo>toohoo (2hu)>toehoeWhich is the right one?
>>749227901>>749228267me too
>>749230179You know you can just talk to people right?
>join v server >general chat is flooded with the least funny "memes" you can imagine >they have an 18+ chat>it's all 600x900 sized samples of low quality hyperfat porn and a guy with a nostalgia critic pfp trying to erp by saying shit like "ooohh mama">@everyone ping by admin:>"This is a server for posters not lurkers! Please make one post per week or you will be kicked!!! srry not srry >:3"I've just accepted that I was meant to be here with the schizos at this point
>>749246880>2006>Posts 2001/2002 shitGo away Jeet
>>749222314>>playing wtih /vg/That was your first problem.
>>749247975>Go away uncfix'd
