Has anyone else noticed this forced meme that>Halo is le christian game? It falls apart easily and I think its just /pol/brained tourists.
>Christianity: “Love and charity. Treat others how you want to be treated.”>trannies: “GAAAAHHHH CHRISTIANITY ARE THE BAD GUYS I MUST TROON OUT CHILDREN!”You’re going to Hell and Halo is a Catholic game. Cope.
>>749259080Post full body model of this you fucking blue baller.
>>749259080Ass is worthless if she doesnt fart from there and AIs cant fart
>>749259220you don't know that
>>749259080if anything, it's an anti-religion game
It's just glowniggers desperately trying to return to the glory days of the Halo era where tons of dudebros signed up to die for Israel
>>749259273I asked claude
>>749259080BIGGER
i recently heard that lord of the rings is a christian allegory. everything is based on christianity.
>>749259295This.
if anything it's a ZOG series. it's pretty blatant.
>>749259205anon catholicism is the OG child grooming cult. why are your kind hypocritical in every aspect of your lives?
>>749259080It's kinda funny because if it's just that it uses religious-sounding words, then it's actually more of a Jewish game than Christian.It just happened to be that America was more superficially culturally Christian when Halo first came out, so all the soccer moms dropped their spaghetti wanting to say video games are Satanic, and Halo just overloaded their MySpace-rotted brains because the devs used the word "Covenant."
>>749259295>dudebros signed up to die for Israelkek so fucking true. one of my good friends joined the army when we graduated and he said virtually everyone in his unit played halo.
Why can’t conservakeks make up their mind if war is good or bad
>>749259426Yeah, it's just another case of Christians trying to claim everything as Christian.
>>749259080if anything it's actually anti-christianity
>>749259685go suck off a baby, lying jew lmfao faggot
Most of the replies in this thread feel fake, what the hell?
giving shitskins internet access is the original sin of modern humanity. what the fuck is this dogshit thread
>>749259080It's a post-9/11 franchise about killing space muslums. It was never a secret.
>>749259685Wouldn't every single ancient kingdom be considered one? Even those predating Christianity
>>749259808>expecting retards to make up their mind when the only opinion they know is whatever their recucklican overlords tell them to think
>>749259426Mario 64 is a Christian game where you can heal through baptism.
>>749259889as figured, you're a zoom zoom that wears religion like it's fashionhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
>>749259942Its pretty obvious its a few troons fishing for (You)s with the bait OP and random posts like LotR. Sage advice would be to not reply and watch their thread sink into the archive
>>749259889>>749260079samechode
>>749260079LOL>bunch of made up jew headlinesvs>bris *SLUURRRRRP* being performed in synagogues nationwide daily LMAO fuck off
>>749259080its proto christian
>>749260013probably. child diddling is as old as civilization itself. i just don't like the hypocrisy. if you're going to seethe about pedophilia, be consistent about it. it's what enrages me about trump voters. they all have their head in the sand when it comes to what he's done. hell they'd probably let their daughters >>749260139>no argument
The story of Halo 2 just straight up says religion is bad and delusional. No asterisk, no "only the extremists", no "this one bad but yours isn't." Just flat out "having dogmatic faith in religious authority leads to destruction. They're lying to you, and your faith is wrong." The most reddit atheist ever couldn't be more anti-religion than picrel.
>>749259080It's a 9/11 game, about the obvious America stand in fighting against a horde of exotic religious extremists.
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>>749260139At best you're being a poor representative of the faith.At worst you're a wolf wearing sheep's clothing.
>>749260256they'd probably let their daughters party with trump if it meant triggering the libtards*
>>749259736More like ((Judeo-Christian))
>>749260301What the fuck are you smoking?
>People arguing religion in 2026 while the board is constantly bombarded with unironic AI cultism
>>749259205I'm not a leftist or a tranny you partisan idiot
>>749259426Even though Tolkien himself said it wasn't?Why are Christians wuzzing so hard lately?
one of the characters in halo 3 ODST misquotes the bible and the other character says something like "I don't think that's how it goes" it was positive nod to Christianity
>>749260238Literally how
>>749260459>muhfugga bix nood fr frThank you for your valuable contribution to the internet.
>>749259080Kys troon
>>749260601...and?? There are more pagan references in Halo than Christian ones. So now what?And let's not forget, the bible is canonically untrue in Halo lore.
>>749259080>main character is named John-117 (John 1:17, For the law was given through Moses; grace and truth came through Jesus Christ")>Forerunners has The Ark>The Flood>The Covenant>The ArbiterOk nigger
>>749259080Halo is not a Christian game in the sense of being devotional media or created to preach a specific faith. Instead, it is a sci-fi epic that leverages Christian mythology, imagery, and moral themes in the same way as like The Lord of the Rings or The Matrix, they just use religious allegories to add gravity, depth, and resonance that isnt really particularly earned.
>>749260640>nonsensical seethingKek.
>>749259080There is no subtext. There is no deeper theming. The Christian references and names are there because a group of White dudebros from Chicago thought they sounded cool, same with the Islamic, Norse, and Greek mythology references.
>>749259080You stupid nigger THE FRANCHISE IS LITERALLY CALLED HALO
>>749259080>Halo is le christian gameIt's a game where the main character is John 117, literally reincarnation of JESUS CHRISTIt's a game where your enemies are the covenant, ring any bells?The threat to the galaxy is THE FLOOD, that requires HALOS to stop.How does this not make any sense to you?
>>749259353>my robowaifu won't be a slampig braphogTHANKS FOR RUINING MY LIFE
>>749259205>Treat others how you want to be treatedI don't think Master Chief wants to be shot with the battle rifle so he's clearly operating on pagan values
>>749260816(Copied from the last time I heard this argument)Holy self delusion. I have heard this claim a hundred times now and it gets flimsier every time.>Chief is a bible verseThis has never been confirmed. It is a coincidence born from Name + 3 digit number. He was originally meant to be the Security Officer from Marathon (Halo CE was intended as Marathon 4 at the time) and that dude's name was Mjolnir. A pagan reference. Now what?>about killing old covenant jewsNothing to back that up. Pure delusion.>Gravemind is SatanHe's actually the bad guy from Marathon Infinity. An original character.>Every single level is inspired by scripture.Totally untrue.>the ark is the arkExcept it isn't. The whole story of Halo 3 is that the forerunners are human and their war with the flood got passed down as a memory. The core idea is that the ark and the flood from the bible are intergenerational misremembering and mythologizing of the forerunner flood war. The bible is unironically canonically mythology in Halo.>The arbiter is st. PaulTotally untrue.>Cortana is the holy ghostCortana is a reference to the Charlemagne Cycle. A Dane names his two swords Durandal and Cortana.>biblical referencesThere are more pagan references in Halo than Christian ones. Now what?You're making an original sci fi universe boring by trying to insist its just (x) thing.
>>749259080Halo is built on spouting cool quotes and vibes. This is a good thing, but brainlets try to find more meaning in the giant flesh monster spewing nonsense and that is a bad thing.
oh, one of "these" threads. how trite.
>>749260878>The English word "halo" predates Christianity by several centuries. It comes from the ancient Greek word halos (ἅλως), which originally meant a "threshing floor" (a circular flat area used for separating grain) and later came to mean a circular disk or a ring of light around the sun or moon.
>>749260907See>>749261015
>>749259080>Tranny got raped on twitter and came here to cryJust take your HRT and go
>>749259080you are a fucking midwit
>>749261015I hate to break it to ya but any direct connection Halo had to Marathon was dropped when the game shifted from 3rd to 1st person. Halo merely follows the same basic plot line beats as Marathon and that’s it>first game you get boarded by ayys and get helped by your ai companion>second game you take the fight to the ayys home turf>fever dream third game never materialized in halo
>>749261181Could you try again without using Grok?
>>749259080Nah its obviously a christian game
>>749261015This is all just "nuh-uh." Why would you even bother copying. Like there's nothing here.
>>749259205I thought christianity was about cutting off your son's foreskin in a blood sacrifice to moloch.And looking the other way when your wife fucks another man and gives born again virgin birth.
>>749261015>The bible is unironically canonically mythology in HaloSo you admit Halo is a Christian themed game.
>>749261202You realize you didn't refute a single point, right?
>>749260613before there was a flood on earth we had the big bang
>>749261376>game explicitally says the bible is untrue>this makes it a Christian gameWE WUZ MAZTA CHIEF N SHIET
>>749260013Yeah but the Catholics kept doing it after it became taboo
>>749261448....and??
>>749261502You said it not me anon-kun
>>749259942welcome to nu-4chan
>>749261575OP being a fag is nothing new
>>749261015>Except it isn't. The whole story of Halo 3 is that the forerunners are human and their war with the flood got passed down as a memory. The core idea is that the ark and the flood from the bible are intergenerational misremembering and mythologizing of the forerunner flood war. The bible is unironically canonically mythology in Halo.Lmao, you're either too retarded or too autistic for abstract thinking.
>>749261534and god flooded the universe because he hated elves as much as he hated pre flood humans
>>749261696>no argument
I miss when Cortana had a small, tight butt
I think a lot of young online zoomer Christians try to grasp and any and all straws they can to build up their self esteem and it often results in them looking foolish and ignorant. Usually they will look at a game with things simple like "be courageous and kind, help the needy, be good" and while this is aligned to Christian ideology, to say it is exclusively that makes it Christian, they take it a bunch of steps forward and says that makes it a Christian game even though these concepts are not exclusively found in the Christian religion. They also will confuse games having European Christian aesthetics as the same as being a Christian story. I don't think that Devil May Cry is a Christian story, and it is obvious many writers have a shallow understanding of Christianity and use it's cultural aesthetics because they think it looks coolThat said, even with the lot of things they claim are Christian usually just inspired, either be it through thematics or aesthetics, HALO definitely rings with the thematics and is more leaning as Christian than any other religion in its symbolism, but I think many people try to force some parallels they can, no matter how awkward and questionable they are, and muddy up the interesting topic
>>749261015>You're making an original sci fi universe boring by trying to insist its just (x) thing.And there is your biggest mistake in believing that Bungie didn’t have the subtlety of a brick when it came to writing. This exactly how we have faggots that believe Forerunners aren’t Human.
>>749261863I don't know what to say. The ark is obviously the ark and the flood is obviously the flood.
>>749259426Tolkien was deeply Catholic, and the world under Eru Iluvatar operates off of a Catholic understanding of existence. Eru is God and Logos. Tolkien also included lots of non-Christian parts of European history and myth in the setting and the story, but at the highest level it's Catholic. Is there Christian allegory? Tolkien says he uses no allegory. Is there Christian (and other) references? Absolutely. The most interesting part is how the one ring is destroyed. In the end, by "accident". Eru Iluvatar gave free will to the people of Middle-Earth. When Frodo and Sam catch Gollum who has been stalking them, Frodo spares him. Gollum is a wretched, disgusting, wicked creature yet mercy was the right call as if they had killed Gollum for stalking them or out of ire for his wretched existence then the quest to destroy the ring would have failed. Frodo succumbs to the ring, Gollum steals it, and then trips into the volcano. It was Frodo's job to get the ring to the place it needed to be, but it wasn't his job to defeat evil.
>>749261914That retcon was the gayest thing 343 did and was proof that they would never make a good halo game. I'm glad they're finally removed.
>>749260794Well it’s a line that shows respect for what’s written in the Bible
>>749259080Has anyone else noticed this forced meme that>Halo is a good game
>>749261015>A Dane names his two swords Durandal and Cortana.Um, aktchually, Roland was a Frank.
>>749262380nerd
>>749260262>No asterisklol you're so fucking retarded and you embarrassingly did nothing to become smarter over two decades. The Covenant are bad because they're a death cult. The Spartans are bad because they're a propaganda tool that didn't work out besides Master Chief. It is not at all a direct attack on religion, larper.
>>749260262i'd be mad too if the faith i swore my life to made me become the equivalent of a suicide bomber
Halo is a game that is designed for ME.
Why aren't you guys playing the Halo recomp? Lots of fun in Co-op modehttps://github.com/OpenCommunityEdition/OpenCE/releases
>>749259080only trannies believe its not allegorically christianthey were originally going to call the arbiter Dervish but decided it would be too on the nose. kill yourself.
>>749259205the golden rule predates christianity by a minimum of 2000 years
>>749259685>Atheist version of "Never forget the 6 gorillion!"
which was the first crypto pope? not counting paul for obvious reasons
>>749261135thats cool but people only know a halo from one thing
>>749261015>(Copied from the last time I heard this argument)You genuinely thought a bunch of "nuh uh" was a gotcha.
>>749259942Have you not noticed the many threads that are literally just engagement bait posts from Twitter?
>>749260845Pozole
>>749259080Retard.
>>749265264>people*you
Religions with dogma are for pea brained people.
Itt:Christians having a melty and offering no compelling or persuasive arguments.
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