https://www.gematsu.com/2026/10/girls-und-panzer-all-star-tank-carnival-announced-for-switch-2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suBJu6dIiB8You're getting a Switch 2 for Miho, right?
Why do people keep buying anime licensed games? They always suck.
>>749293987Holy kino
>>749294317the series needs to milk the fuck out of its IPthey've been in the "finale" for like 10 years now, splitting the finale into 6 movies
>>749294317Dream Tank Match was great.
>>749293987No Steam? :(
>>749293987>tanksisn't that for girls? lmao
why does this franchise owns the best instrumental version of polyushko polye?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaGlB5jeD0I
I met someone who watched this show in real life once, they were incredibly autistic and smelly.
>>749293987>Switch 2 exclusive
>>749294317Because they love the brand itself; the actual game is irrelevant.
>>749293987>Explore Oarai with Miho>Explore Oarai, where the story of Girls und Panzer is set! Tour the streets virtually, taking in familiar sights one by one for a sightseeing experience that feels just like exploring Oarai!>Of course, you can also drive the Panzer IV around town.>Talk to friends scattered across Oarai to trigger game-original story quests (matches). The game progresses as you explore the town.Did they make a No More Heroes? Am I gonna have to do the Anglerfish dance to progress to the next mission?
can I play as Darjeeling instead?
>>749293987A dozen tank wench games but never a Strike Witches game.
>>749293987I JUST bought dream tank match for my switch 2 a month ago
>>749296394She looks like she performs rimjobs on fat old men.
>>749296394Try wearing pants next time
You support Saunders, right /v/?
>>749298539Never! The war on pants is eternal!
>>749296394What could have been..
>>749293987The _______ gup thread on /trash/ gonna go bonkers.
>>749293987hell yea nigga
>>749294936based
>>749294936>>749299310Cringe, actually. Shittendo is in their S oyny anti-anime arc, they’re going to censor and ban it if Bamco and their homosexual ethics department doesn’t get to it first.
>>749299546It will only release in Japan/Asia like Dream Tank Match, so it won't be affected anyway.
>>749299546incel bro...
>>749299546You can just import them from the east and they playOr easily switch your account to the JP e-shopOr have a secondary JP accountunlike on snoystaion where you probably need to scan your dick and balls to play any game at all, with your account being permanently stuck in whatever westshit region you're from
>>749294317Did you know there are anime licensed games other than arena fighters?
>>749293987According to trusted leakers this game will feature surprise cameos such as mikkoanon
>>749293987Damn I wanna play this too. So are the other seasons of Und panzer good, I only watched season 1?
>>749293987Did they ever finish the movie series they were making?
>>749301115Do you like tanks?
>>749294317DTM didn't suckAnd if you think it did that's because you got outplayed by tankettes online
bamco, if you can't license this for a western release, can you at least do one global version with english this time so i don't have to make a new eshop account in bumfuckistan just to buy it?
>>749301681>eshopAnon you can change your region a billion times a day on switch and switch 2 just switch to bumfuckistan buy the game and switch back to brazil can say the same for steam and playstation
Time to import!
I've never actually watched Girls und Panzer but I saw gameplay of Dream Tank Match and whatever the older game for Vita was, and thought they looked fun. I was considering buying Dream Tank Match, but now I can wait for this instead and get in on the ground floor.Is it a very hard game to get into?
>>749299546>he's still going with his fearmongering
>>749299546You can already tell it has the intense Bamco void mandate even from the high angle maintained in the trailer
>>749304637>least unhinged cultural warrior babbling his opinion
>>749293987I teared seeing this I AM SO HYPE THANK YOU BANDAI THANK YOU D3 GUYS THIS IS GOING TO BE SO BEAUTIFUL
>>749293987>switch 2 exclusiveI no longer care
>>749296394Give me an actual kancolle game
>>749304612And how does this disprove the point he's making? Sounds like you're just deflecting like a shill.
>>749270451Tinnitus-anon I hope you can play this>>749305118>>749304637Guys they aren't allowed to show panties in the anime and they watch that like a hawk
>>749304637There’s a reason Shade split from D3P and rebranded as Nanairo Enterprise, they were clearly not happy with having Samurai Maiden get cucked by this shit. >>749304737You can pretend the culture war isn’t real all you want, but no matter how much you bury your head in the sand it comes for your games regardless. Or do you think the “ethics” Bamco made a whole department to be compliant with has no political basis?
Heads-up!New WoT x Gup collab next week.
>>749305448>rocket boosters Wtf happened to WoT since I stopped playing 8 years ago?
>>749305374Samurai Maiden is the most overrated game in recent memory. People blame its failure on the censorship and not the game being pure garbage. Also, it's funny how you don't know the news: Samurai Maiden bankrupted Shade. They ceased operation completely a year ago.
>>749305006It's on arcades
>>749305374>the mentally ill schizo is still trying to fearmonger and push his gaijin culture war
>>749306219but i don't want to play arcades!!!!
>>749306240Gaijin “culture” and politics is the reason Japanese games are getting censored constantly now.
>>749294317They're comfy to play. Except the LWA that one is frustrating
>>749293987>it could've made a shit ton of money if it was on Steam
>>749307052Translating.........>I wish there was a way to pirate the game.
>>749305663>People blame its failure on the censorshipWhy would they not when it’s supposed to be an ecchi game and then gets forced to compromise on the main thing it’s supposed to be?>Samurai Maiden bankrupted ShadeMaybe, but the staff all transferred over to Nanairo and now they’re back to making proper ecchi shooters and RPGs with TurretGirls having sold over 100k copies just on Steam and a new game having just been announced. So clearly it’s working out well for them and maybe the whole thing was just to stop having to deal with cucked companies like D3P/ Bamco and their ethics departments not letting them make the games they wanted to.
>>749307392>the schizo is still at it
>>749307272Nobody except cultists have a switch.
>>749308841The game is not for you anyway it'll probably be on Asian stores only and japs have switch 2
>>749305448Why doesn't War Thunder get this shit
>>749309312Because WT allows you to mod the game for the skins you want anyway just google wt gup skin and download it. You can't enjoy it unless you pay for it or something?
>>749309462>You can't enjoy it unless you pay for it or something?I think he wants other people to see his skins too.
>>749294317DTM was actually lots of fun. Quite simple, but lots of fun. If you like the anime, its even bigger plus.I know that most anime games suck, but don't be too kneejerk-y about every anime game succing.
>>749304637Weren't you saying the new Neptunia was going to have voids too?
I'm sure its going to be funHopefully you can customize teams as freely as in DTM
>>749312078Are you seriously going to argue Unlimited isn’t censored? It’s not about what’s still there, it’s about what isn’t. Just look at some of these new designs and tell me they weren’t desperately trying to avoid Nintendo cucking them out of a western release again. Or note the COMPLETE lack of the typical ecchi CGs or bath/onsen scenes that were in almost every title before.
>>749294389I blame SnK for starting this shit, how many fucking Final Seasons did it have?
>>749294317DTM was great, fuck you.
>>749294389For the billionth time, releases are set to occur whenever something in Oarai gets rebuilt.The most notable example was the only relevant hotel there getting rebuilt, with the movie celebrating by blowing it up.You want shit to get released faster? Grab a hammer & nails and book a flight.
>>749312929>Oarai gets wrecked by another earthquake>They proceed to destroy master copies of the series
>>749303387Based
>>749309462pointless if other people aren't assaulted by it to piss them off
>>749294703you got warned to buy a switch 2 because pc ports of jp games would start to dry up thanks to valve's antijapan policies and steamgroids constantly bragging about piracy and emulation
>>749299546>NoA faggotry.You have been told to use a JP eshop account for years due to valve constantly banning games the JP nintendo eshop allows with zero issues.
>>749315080Agreed. Just look at this StuG III.
>>749293987>Garupan in the big 26I am here for it
>>749296394Not even Brave Witches managed to make the franchise popular.But I feel you...
Okay but show me an upskirt of Miho.
>>749304637Girls und panzer is not a pantyshot franchise tho. Like the only two examples are single frames from early episodes.
>>749316372The finale part just came out
>>749294703AI decomps and shit scared all japanese devs away from PC again. things were just starting to look up on that front and you guys blew it.
>>749298971I want this to still have Ace combat's melodramatic plot too.
>>749317880>AI decomps and shit scared all japanese devs away from PC again.Good.Westoids deserve nothing.
>>749298971They never even made a 2D Space Harrier cloneIt seems so obvious and yet nobody did it, not even doujin
>>749317615That would be unusual since it came out in the 2000s when anime in general was very much unafraid of showing pantsu, and fellow military girls series Strike Witches is basically pantyshot: the series. It’s still going to look ugly if this game ends up having black voids, though.
>>749318918ever since a certain military friction that made chinks pull all funding from jp industries last year anime has been showing panties again anonthe fuck are you on about?at this point its just kadokawa/shounenslop that keeps refusing to due to pandering to westoids and both of those are in utter decline in the first place and adapting basically zero stories worth watching
>>749318918The director or somebody specifically stated before GuP episode 1 aired that it was not meant to have any pantyshots. You are 14 years late.
>>749293987AHAHAHAHAHHAAHA /v/ FUCKING LOST
>>749293987Any other kino anime games that would make it a bit more worth to get a Switch 2?
>switch exclusiveYOU FUCKING RETARDED NIPPONESE FUCKSWHERE DO YOU THINK THE WASt MAJORITY OF TANK GAME PLAYERS ARE?
>>749319861see>>749317880>>749317970
>>749319756>>749319861If you cared about actual JP games whatsoever and not just kosherslop from SE/sega/capcom you should already have both a switch 1 and a switch 2.Why is the game being a switch exclusive even supposed to be an issue at all?
>>749319326What a faggot. This was probably an early precursor of anime getting neutered all around because of that pussy director directing a successful series leading other animators to interpret it as less pantsu = more sales, therefore weakening the floodgates holding back the great normalfag horde from destroying the medium like they did everything else.
>>749320305I have a switch 1 but only use it for fitness boxing
Are the movies done yet?
>>749320321>>749319267
>>749293987cool, where are the tanks?
>>749320305Because I am not buying a console and paying to use my own internet just so I can play Splatoon and nothing else. Everything else of worth either has ports or much better counterparts on PC. I don't give a shit where it's from Japan or North Korea, just that it's good.
>>749320991>Because I am not buying a console and paying to use my own internet just so I can play Splatoon and nothing elsethen just play other games on it? are you stupid?
Wot the heck
ROSEHIP
>>749321038Because of all Switch exclusives only Splatoon looks interesting to me.
>>749321650Third party AAs exist anon.And the JP text version of most of them (read: the actual story, not a westoid abridged parody) is switch exclusive for whatever reason.
>>749323796DUCE
>>749323946play her game
>>749293987Depends, GKC or an actual cartridge?
>>749324160>Bandit ScamcoI’m going all in on GKC.
>>749294317>They always suck.Never played a bad Naruto game.
>>749294317Cute girls
>>749325440the average modern ironic weeb likely doesn't even know naruto exists aside from saying "haha naruto bad" because everyone parroted the same (and as a story it is indeed bad mind you)
finally>switch 2I really am going to have to buy this thing
>>749329863Now THIS is senshadou!
andou sex
>>749329863I would kill for a GuP golf game
>>749325440I've done my part of teaching the new generation the joys of Clash of Ninja / Storm
>>749294317fpbp since the game looks like ps2 graphics kek
>>749293987damn, just yesterday I was thinking of which ps4 games I wanted to see PC ports of and I ranked GuP second after wipeout omega
>>749293987God, that is really fucking bare-bones even by tie-in standards.
>>749332921>open worldI’m tired
>>749317880ah yes, the prospect of getting a buggy unoptimized shitty pc "port" of a console exclusive scared them away from..what, exactly?
>>749293987>No playable hagSkipping sadly.
>>749332974I don't mind these kind of open worldsit becomes a time capsule of an area like how Akiba's Trip 1 and 2 have Akihabara frozen in time
>>749332921IT IS NOT BAREONES YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>749333647>ps2 graphics Anyway
>>749334235It is not PS2 graphics either. Hmph.
>>749334551It literally is, like dtm too, especially for the big year 2027 lmao, the most you’ll get are 15fps
I've been waiting and begging for a new DTM or at least a playable one after having played it so long ago on both vita and ps4 and beating both Switch 2 would work for me too so this news is just the most amazing thing I could see next to the new finale part itself finally being outThank GUPs
>>749334601Well you're right that it won't run well
If I want to play some cutesy kusoge I'll just open Dlsite
>>749334640and a decade old graphics
>>749304776This.It's GUP time again brosSee you online in your meme tanks hopefullySeriously so much fun
>>749334710Grrrr *smooch*
>>749334769Hey man what the heck
>>749294703They would ban it
>>749293987Get your tranime shit off hereYou don't belong here
>>749336101You're the one who doesn't though.
>>749305596gimmick after gimmick
>>749336101Ironic shitposting is still shitposting anon-kun
>>749331112Sex with Andou and her lesbian lover at the same time!
>>749293987>d3shall be shit
>>749336464They're just publishing. It's the same devs as DTM.
>>749336506Based
>>749336418he posts like that because that's what he is, it's a common tactic
>>749337378So ka nee
>>749337646zannen nagara
>>749334639>actually playing video games on /v/
>>749293987>D3Yep it's gonna be another certified kusoge kino
vaporware
>>749319756Shine Post: Be Your Idol
Why would I want to get out of the tank?
>>749337902Why do you say that?>>749338191To explore their wonderful town
I never watched GuP
>>749338383You’re not missing out on much but generic CGDCT
>>749338423Its more than that. Its basically a sports anime as well and the competition you follow the main team but also different teams and see who wins (read has more plot armor and plot tactics)
>>749338501It’s the sandlot but with tanks
>>749293987I don't own any PlayStation consoles but I do have a Switch 2 and PC. Is the first DTM okay on Switch? Since it was originally only on switch 1 and PS4. It has boost mode now right?
>>749338635Yeah you're looking at 720p docked or handheld but I've not tried it on Switch 2 to see if it fully stabilized framerate
>>749338774Hm 720p huh, I'll have to watch gameplay online to see if it's okay I guess. At least this new DTM game will probably look much better for switch 2.
>>749338824O I forgot it TECHNICALLY is 1080p in the main menu and garage in docked mode. And yes Miss Lady Miho has never looked more beautiful!
I never really cared for tanks
>>749338961Not sure if first or second but the first had a good opening
>>749338961Based BG enjoyerI liked bothShips tooDid you know Shimakaze was in BG2?
>>749338961Uh oh. How's carbon coating gonna get them out of this one?
>>749293987Threesome with Miho and Maho.
>>749338297>To explore their wonderful townThis town better not be empty and have something to do.
>>749293987Looks kino
Have you guys been to Oarai in Japan? Seems like it'd be fun to visit all the notable locations from the anime, especially since this new game seems like it's going to recreate a good part of it, but not sure if there's much else to do there other than some of the gup shops
>>749343658You only go to oarai for the gup novelty the rest of the town has nothing going on
>>749338774it's capped 30fps now however you play it on switch 2
>>749320321GuP never aimed for the west, the director just wanted a cute show to stand on its own
>>749293987Oh yeah now we're girling and panzering
>>749304637What kind of insane trannoids did you rile up with this one?
>>749334639Holy based!
>>749293987In all seriousness, how is it that Miho is such Pure Sex when she's supposed to be the kinda generic tanoshii plane jane protagonist who doesn't stand out visually? And yet, she makes me diamonds moreso than any of the other girls.
>>749293987It's nice walking around the city but it looks a bit empty. Hopefully we can do some enter enter missions too.
>>749348417It says>Explore Oarai with Miho>Explore Oarai, where the story of Girls und Panzer is set! Tour the streets virtually, taking in familiar sights one by one for a sightseeing experience that feels just like exploring Oarai!>Of course, you can also drive the Panzer IV around town.>Talk to friends scattered across Oarai to trigger game-original story quests (matches). The game progresses as you explore the town.
>>749294389PriPri bros...
slapping anzus ass
>>749349626Are you saying this is mostly a walking simulator?
>>749315601Rinze...
>>749349940Just the town part. The senshadou part should still be typical DTM
>>749294898For some reason they have a bunch of great music. GuP has my favorite rendition of When Johnny Comes Marching Home too.
Are they in the game?
>>749316094Glorious!
>>749321508
>>749351129Remember her crusader challenge mission? That shit was nuts
Remember
>>749294703Wait for switch 2 emulator.
>>749352101lol
I can't describe how satisfying it is to see all the PC vegans beg for a port
>>749293987I bought the first game on ps4 and immensely regretted it because of the online paid shitConsoles are over japan, get with the program and port shit to PC
>>749352685>Consoles are over japan, get with the program and port shit to PCah yes gaming computers that were already pretty expensive for the native japanese due of the poor economy are now even pricier with the current AI bullshit affecting everyone else.Too bad you made the bet on the wrong horse because of your irrational hatred towards consoles.
>>749293987Boring. Flip some skirts. Show more panties.>>749294317I want strike witch game.
>>749329863Mako realized she's in some kinda fake world like Truman
>>749351310I'm currently playing GT7 and the first musical rally race reminded me of that stupid mission, i keep losing with couple miliseconds
>>749293987>switchFuck outta here with this shit
>>749353604You don't need a 5090 to play anime games
>>749354221No but you conveniently forgot that all GPU prices went up as well as storage and RAM too. Even PC handhelds are a luxury in Japan by costing in the range of 150k yen and above, including the Steam Deck itself.
>>749354894I don't care about Japan, D3 publishers can port the game to PC for the rest of the world
>>749355018Sorry pckek you have to wait for a switch 2 emulator. D3 is publishing 2 games now, one switch 2 exclusive and one ps5 exclusive game.
>>749355091They can enjoy less money for still living in the 90s then
>>749355163>how dare the Japanese not adhere to my globohomo rules and choose PC gamingAnd even in the case they port a game on PC, I want them to stick to DMM Games or something that is region-locked in Japan to make the gaijin seethe
>>749355163More* you were going to pirate those games so they decided to save money by not wasting money on porting the game for pc
But... I was supposed to be able to play all the games on my pc...
>>749355351I only pirate h games because fuck dlsite>>749355343>Ree you can't have my cake
>>749317880>scared all japanese devsIt's only the big ones that utterly refuse to take gaijin. Indies and smaller dev teams are not as retarded.
>>749338961PlayStation allowed THIS?
>>749356259It was a different time.
>>749355163>PCgoyming makes anyone but gayben money lmao
>>749356404bring me back
French girls.
>>749356404R we going to ignore that senran kagura games are on ps5 with the same glowing nipples full nudity thing
>>749356489No. The future is now old man.
>>749356614No they aren’t, there are zero Senran Kagura games on PS5. What you posted is an older PS4 game, that itself was censored by Sony when it came out as Sony was just adopting their new policies. Senran Kagura consequently stopped releasing console games. The Senran games are still available for purchase on the PlayStation Store, but that’s only because the policies are not applied retroactively; they still would not accept a new Senran game unless it was heavily censored to “why even bother?” levels.
>>749356512Hon hon hon
>>749293987Miho is so fucking cute bros..
I'm claiming Saori!
>This isn't the graphics we expect in Reiwa>It's reminding me of the PS2 (posts a licensed game that is actually pretty decent)>It's a modern game, it should have realistic building destruction physics>The only people buying this are 50+ year old garupan-ojisThe combo of expensive gacha games funded by the CCP and developed on a 996 work schedule and no more traditional handhelds really did make AA Japanese games no longer viable huh
>>749356259There were isolated and intermittent instances beforehand, but platform-level policies against sexual content in anime games, especially ones released only in Japan, were not really a “thing” or truly systematic until multiple western countries started raising a ruckus over Omega Labyrinth Z being “liTEral cHilD prOn” and Sony banned the game from release in response and implemented rigorous reviews and regulations for Japanese games. Versions of these policies, driven by the cultural currents of the 10s, eventually spread to every other major platform and made the regulations industry-wide. You can’t release a game like Gal*Gun anymore, every platform would ban it, just ask Tokyo Clanpool what happens when you try to release a Vita ecchi game in current year. Every reviewer at every storefront looks at you like you’re releasing RapeLay 2. I don’t see this going away as long as the west keeps pissing and moaning about MUH MINORS and Japan is reliant on western money to keep their economy afloat (which is why they won’t do anything about the credit card censorship).
Guppie gropies
>>749293987Man I'm glad personality DLCs for AA2 were releasing when GuP was popular.
>>749320305>Why is a game being stuck on a shitty hand held you stick to a TV bad
>>749357584The industry is going to kill itself trying to appease these people. They cannot or will not reckon with the fact that their graphicsfaggotry has led game budgets to balloon beyond all reason. Modern AAA development is not sustainable, and they cannot have quirky niche games and AAA graphics at the same time. At this point I’m just praying for a crash so these parasites will fuck off back to their Hollywood movies which is all they really want anyway.
>>749357584>touhou pfp
>>749357828PlayStation invited these people in btw, muh graphics was PlayStation’s entire marketing strategy from the very start and then they went and made the PS2 and PS3 budget DVD/ Blu-Ray players too, bringing in the blockbuster film audience to amplify the cries for MORE GRAPHICS and directly leading to the “movie game” genre that eventually became Sony’s main brand focus. Wouldn’t have happened if Nintendo and SEGA remained the market leaders.
>>749319861Nintendo
>>749357584>it should have licensed building destruction physicsbased whoever posted this
>>749348417Czterej pancerni? In my /v/ thread? It's more likely than you think
>>749298941I love strike witches
Anon you bought a high-end pc instead of buying ps5+switch 2+ mid range pc, You can't complain about ports, go play fallout new vegas at 500fps instead of 300fps now
>sour grape /v/igger subhumans who dont play games dont want other anons who actually play games be able to play on their platform of choicePottery
>>749358706I DO
>>749358948This. Why doesn't /v/ play video games?
Duce of /v/
>>749359204Because 90% of the "people" here are shitposters and bots.
>>749358948You're not entitled to have every game on PC but cry harder I guess
>>749359504Thank you for immediately proving me right.
>>749358948>>sour grape /v/igger subhumans who dont play gamesThis is an anti-pc vegan post rite
>>749359619Sucks to be a PC gaymer I suppose, throwing tantrums like a teenager.
>>749359671Apparently he doesn't understand what "sour grapes" means
>>749357828No, these complaints are valid. The game look incredibly low budget and non-stylized save for character and tank models. Then the question is why does it require better hardware than pic related while having no environmental destruction, terrain deformation, complex AI or massive amounts of tanks on a big map. None of these are graphicsfag problems, these are gameplay elements any tank game should have. This isn't even exclusive to this game, most licensed anime games are like this. Made in Abyss looks like it came from the early 2000s while butchering any unique style manga and anime have while not even having a proper open world.
>>749360754>he doesn't understand what "sour grapes" means
>>749357584even japps are doing the retarded "Looks like a ps2 game!" thing. since when did ps2 games look bad
>>749361298>require
Sex with Miho.That's all.
>>749293987How did they fit a mountainous Japanese town, a beach, and a Shinto shrine on an aircraft carrier?
>>749361581threw out the goystitution and rearmed ofc
>>749361581Don't question, the ova shows a whole ass wild west county with mountains and shit
>>749361298No they’re not. People need to realize that niche games like military moe tank sims and AAA graphics are not compatible. The game’s graphics are perfectly serviceable for what it wants to be and demanding it look like a Sony movie game means money that must come from somewhere, and that isn’t being allocated towards other things. Bandai Namco is a big studio but they are probably not giving D3P s large budget because again, this is a niche game.You can’t complain about modern games being boring, homogenized slop and then go and punch down on the ones trying to do anything different just because they don’t have a gazillion dollar budget. More budget means more must be sold to recoup costs which means less risk taking. The game you posted is from the seventh gen, by the way, and the seventh generation is fucking budget bloat central and the birthplace of almost all of the problems plaguing modern gaming, it’s not a coincidence that the western AA scene disappeared around that time. Japanese AA soldiered on specifically by NOT trying to push the limits on graphical capabilities, because graphics are a money sink.
>>749362096Fucking this. /v/ doesn't play video games so they just don't get it.
>>749361370I own a PC with a 4090 & a rizen 9but haven't played a game on it since I bought my switch 2 last year PC gaming is soulless, boring and shitty.
>>749357584Considering most these anime games are made by junior teams that have no clue how to implement even basic optimization? I'll just take the PS2 graphics over PS3 graphics at 10 FPS.The situation is probably even more dire with a large chunk of the Japanese gaming industry returning from the gacha pits; all their knowledge of how to make real games completely lost.
>>749362190>/v/ doesn't play video gamesI really hate how accurate this meme is
LET ME DATE KAY OR ANDOU OR OSHIDA AND MY LIFE IS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOURS
>>749362096With the advent of AI coding, there really is no excuse. You can have good graphics without a big budget now.
>>749356404Unironically, Control Tower Simulator would likely end up selling pretty good if made with enough autism and some viral marketing.People would buy it just to setup spectacular aviation accidents.Basically, ask Claude to make the game for you, clean it up, and you can end up an overnight millionaire.
>>749361298even modern AAA don't look as good as BF1 you retard
>>749362327You genuinely think slop coding will allow AA devs to have movie game graphics, or that AI companies are licensing out their models for free? Enjoy your buggy 30fps game at 4K, I guess.
GUP isnt yurishit is it?
>>749363250Two characters' personalities literally revolve around wanting a boyfriend
>>749363250No
>>749363250Nah. If I remember right only one couple are "very good friends" that is played off more on spin-offs as yuri.
>>749363250No. Unless thanks are girls.The french girls that hate each other definitively rub clits though.Also, MOMO BEST GUPPIE
>>749363250I hate culture war
>>749365943retarded faggot
>>749366180I hate yurishit
>>749293987Still waiting for the PC port of dream tank match.
>>749366180nothing culture war about it, just an honest question
why do people hate Yuri?
>>749366180Blame LGBT fags for politicizing yuri.Blame LGBT fags for being a political movement to begin with.Blame yourself for thinking your entertainment is above politics.The culture war is eternal, learn to fight or resign yourself to being a victim. Those who want to win will always defeat those who just want to be left alone.
>>749367091Blame Americans for trying to control other countries culture
>>749293987I hate the MC
>>749361581Carbon coating
>>749365943
>>749294317>Why
>Switch 2 exclusivelol.
>>749361370>I'm throwing a tantrum because I can't play the game, but people who can and are telling me to stop derailing the thread are the ones with sour grapes
>>749370641>console tards instigating console flame wars arent derailing the thread because... they just arent okay?
>>749294317they think buying a product is the same as holding hands with the characters they like.
>>749366180Anon.There is difference in disliking yuri in your anime and disliking lgbtq stuff. Some people just finds it bit tiring to have some yuri wanking and fanservice.This is coming from an actual hardcore leftist bisexual. So you cannot hide behind any culturewar brand.Also, I doubt you even care about GuP. You bringing up idpol shit is the exact kind of people I despise, doesn't matter if its your typical /v/irgin screeching over black or trans character in vidya or your kind of absolute idiot who sees a question that you kneejerk reflex think is somehow culturewar in nature.If you aren't just a falseflagging troll, then consider that some people might be genuine with their questions. The moment you insist someone is "culturewar" fag or smth when they have a disagreement, is the moment you cause an instant divide. Its the same as if you ask if a game has some murican military glorification or anime has overly sexualized minors. If someone instantly thinks you are just being a culture war fag than asking a genuine question so you know not to feel uncomfortable, then you would get bit angry and frustrated because you just want to know if something has x in it that you necessarily don't enjoy.Stop being a fucking retarded amerimutt and grow up. This also applies also if you are just """ironic""" shitposting or trolling etc.
Lot of consumer cattle defending this slop of a game, especially on the switch kek
>>749371373too many people ask questions just to cause shitposting so it's not that simple these dayspeople should counter this by being more ernest with their questions, maybe by making them seem sincere with word choice that isn't used often by shitposters causing trouble
>>749371373>yuri haters are leftist bisexuals Now I am starting to understand the performative hate against yuri
>>749371643But in that case you fell for two wrongs. Your(?) reply wasn't polite or genuine either, just a statement "I hate culture war" which instantly tries to paint the issue as "you are asking a bad question" etc.You(?) could've asked if it was genuine or just usual idpol shitflinging, and if they answer "HAHAHAH FUCK YOU TROOOOOOOON KYS YWNBAW" or other kind of baiting 'just asking questions bro ;) I just wanna know if there are any troon yurislop shit' stuff, then you get your answer. If they don't, then... You can answer. Like if you are even actually interested in the topic.The moment you fold instantly, means you just want to participate in the same shitflinging contest but feel "justified". This happens on """"both sides"""".Stop being smarter and don't demand perfection if you aren't willing to practice it yourself. >>749371994Wat? I don't hate yuri. I like almost all stuff. I am just extremely against towards people trying to turn genuine question about content in media for their own comfort into culturewar stuff, or even worse people trying to justify their culturewar stuff. If that anon who asked about yuristuff is into culturewar stuff, then it is their loss. But if they aren't you just started culturewar shit.This is the extreme "us vs them" stupidity I hate especially. Someone points out you shouldn't instantly jump on "culturewar!!!!" attitude and that means "OH so you HATE X!!!!"Calm down, don't>implyAnd carry on.
It was a genuine question, i know its /v/ that likes to make a big deal out of nothing but i just wanted to be sure it was a CGDCT anime but with tanks
>>749372436>CGDCT anime but with tanksIt is. Ignore the retarded /pol/ shitflinging.
>>749293987new Dream Tank Match is a dream come true
>>749372436It's a sport anime with tanks and old war movies references.
>>749372436It's more of a sports anime than anything else, even though it has a fair share of SoL scenes.
>>749372905>and old war movies referencesIs there anything else really than the fluff monster watching Kelly's Heroes? I don't remember, I haven't watched it in ages.
>>749372993Marie my beloved
>>749372436Well I can answer to you because others seem to like shitflinging more.There isn't yuri. Somewhat "yuribait" if you want to count that, but even it is quite nonexistent. There are two girls who are friends but on different schools and use their "real names" with each other which makes one of the girls bit embarrassed in front of her friends in the military larp club where they have their historical figure names. Still in all senses, its just two friends and only played on more in MLLSD spin-off because it goes balls to the walls with fanon-stuff sometimes. There is Erika and Maho(MCs sister) and Erika has huge respect and somewhat 'adoration' towards Maho, and is annoyed about MC because she lost a match on last tourney and moved to the new school yada yada. Its the usual 'bully adores skillful person and dislikes mc' stuff. But no yuri, even if some of the fandom wants yuri because it makes their pp hard or they just like shipping bit too much.One other that is considered yuri, are two commanders from the french school that always fight each other. Fanon considers them "frienemies" as well as MLLSD sometimes doing its thing, but its spin-off so take it with grain of salt. In general MLLSD is somewhat 'softcore'-ish but sways from funny gags to that yuri-ish stuff.In general, there isn't any yuri stuff in main anime. Horny people of course horny it up like Miho and Yukari, or Mako and Sodoko due to their character interactions but it isn't that much different than 2000s fujos saying "Edward and Elric must be gay because omg they are brothers and so close to each other omg they must be like so 'omg did you get hurt elric... I know you don't feel pain but I care about you... let me rub your armor clean..." stuff(I had to suffer through that stuff back in the day, so please don't let me recap more).So, no yuri unless you watch MLLSD 100% seriously or look at gelbooru and do your best to find something.Cgdct with sport anime logic tank battles.
>>749372595>didn't even play the original
>>749373151What?>>749334639
>>749373007Can't only remember The Great Escape and 1941.
>>749373064>with sport anime logicThis is a big caveat especially if you're a tank autist.
>>749373780Just carbon coating bro
>>749373809>>749373780
>>749372993>>749372905I've held it off for so long i have no excuse now. ill give it a shot soon
>>749373809>>749373896You can handwave away penetrating hits as muh carbon coating but a 16 ton Hetzer being able to withstand a 188 ton Maus driving on top of it not so much. Regardless I have enough self awereness to subdue my tank autism enough to enjoy it.
>>749373780Tank autists don't exactly have much choice regrading tank media.
>>749373980It's really a fun anime.
>>749374094fun anime and fun gameyou can actually drift rosehip's crusader as wildly as this in the game. good luck controlling it though
>>749374089I mean as far as tank chink cartoons then yeah, sure, because nipland's fascination with military obsessed girls is long gone. Then again "normal" media isn't that much better. That dogshit temu Heart of darkness Tiger movie comes to mind.
even though it's impossible to control it's still my mainno im sorry i wish it was my main but its just too uncontrollable, I use the IS-2 in actual matches
>>749293987>gooner tranime chomo shitJust play GHPC or WT like a normal person.
>>749374457
>>749374457>normal personFuck off normalfags. Why the fuck would you want to be a normalfag?
>>749374728Anon most of this site has been normalfags for a long time now. It's been eternal summer for so long I can't even remember when it wasn't.
>>749374905Well fuck that. I'm not one and don't want to be one. So fuck you and fuck off
>>749374728>i hate stuff that normies like i am so different and unique n shiet
>>749375224You're a fucking moron.
>>749375120>So fuck you and fuck offI never said I was but I guess eat shit then.
>>749375256
>>749375308For the record I actually like GHPC but the whole "like a normal person" shit is so fucking tiresome on /v/. Like why the fuck are you even here, maybe stick with facebook or twitter or whatever
>>749375432>4chan is a single personYou're more retarded than the preaching normalfag
>>749305596Tier 8 and above for world of tanks got absolutely rapedNever ending prem spam and constant powercreep pushing. Nearly every one out of two tank released are either double barreled or autoloaders
Crazy how all the cancer from the /a/ thread is here. Don’t argue with them /v/ they’re are loonier than their failure of a game
>implying he's any better
>>749294317You need to buy them on principle now because fuck Gacha dogshit and Gachaniggers
Oh, he is here too.
>>7493755054Chan is one person.Twitter is one person.Reddit is one person.Facebook is one person.The US is one person.Europe is one person.Japan is one person.Everything is one person.And I hate him and disagree with him on everything.
>>749294317Still better than anything westoids shit out in 2026.
>>749375983This but unironically
>>749375932I hope you bought Concord and Marathon "on principle" too because cheap anime tie-in shovelware exists
>>749375505In this case it is directed at a single person>>749374457
>>749376021Concord was hated for the wrong reason
>>749376021Shut up, retard. you're not smart.
>>749299546>you can date a underage girl >you can date you sister (underage)>you can show your camera up her ass>with eng subs >but you need to make a seconday account omg!!!
>>749376230Name five games
>>749376230Or you could just buy the game on GOG.
>>749357608>You can’t release a game like Gal*Gun anymore, every platform would ban it,>>749299546?
>>749376021gachatranny bringing up concord and marathon out nowhere again award
>>749319861
>>749375932gacha is dead as fuck anon, its been a year since mobile spending in japan didnt grew anymore and long term it will just start to decline further and furtherhoyo speedran the collapse of westoid movieslop by raising the bar for production values so high that nothing can compete anymore thanks to normalniggers only caring about production values and hoyo is not getting new players either, having to cope with milking their existing sunk cost retards harder
>>749293987nice
>>749376962nah
>>749379637We already know you didn't take your meds, gachabrown. you don't need to announce it.
>>749379872>marathon xister still coping that xis game won't be shutdown by the end of the year
I'll take this as an opportunity to post my Kay art. Hope any anons like em.https://litter.catbox.moe/nqe1n0po8cjxwnv3.pnghttps://litter.catbox.moe/baqz4iqhqeit7uez.png
>>749380181Not bad
