No matter how good you are there's always some mute bearded kid who's better.
>>749309587im only 26
>>749309587You still dont have your stem phd?
>28 >Turning 29 next month>Gonna get wizard status at 30This would make me sad if I were younger, but honestly I'm starting to not give a fuck anymore. And I'm really glad I'm breaking away from the uncertainty and uncomfortable nature of being young.I get there's less opportunities at my disposal, but at least I know what to do with them now. That's a good silver lining if I actually think about it.
>nowI'm 1 year younger than Jerry Seinfeld in season 1
>>749309814the most unattractive age
I'm 30 and going to play some Half-Life on my Pentium 3 computer in a little bit.
>tfw 30yo wizardPeaceful world, actually.
the whole point of gordon freeman is that hes supposed to be a god human thats so extraordinary a space god employs him out of the whole species. dont feel too bad
>>749309910Spoken like a true cuck ass unc who has to pay women to fuck him
>>749309860Just turned 29 last week, I only care about aging well face-wise, having a nice looking body and making sure I’m 100% debt free within the next year or two. My dad didn’t become a father until he was 40 so relationships can wait a bit.
>nowlol okay zoom zoom
>>749310065
>my screenshot gets reposted years later damn I thought being a meme inventor feels cooler
>>749309587hm.yeah you're right.he has a PHD in theoretical physics from MITI have a basket weaving bachelors, over 25k in debt, and an alcohol addiction.What a world.
>>749309587FUCK!!
>>749309587im 18 unc i cant believe this shitty game made u guys piss ur pants even balatro is better play silksong and pizza tower btw
>>749309860Just turned 39. shit won’t change and you’ll still be here 10 years later. Except you’ll then be called boomer and to leave the board
>>749310183>Zoomies dick doesn't work
>nowmake this thread 6 years ago.
>>749310250nah unc i only piss for fnaf
>>749309587jokes on you im old enough to be his dad
>>749309587
>>749309587bro gordon was 27 in 1998
>>749309587I'm 32 yet people still ask me what I'm studying whenever I engage in smalltalk.
>>749312440200-*
I'm 29 and I've done literally nothing with my life since high school endedmy parents are poor and dying and have nothing to leave me but debt and broken things that take tens of thousands of dollars to repair because they let them go to ruin I can't make myself do anything
Been so for a decade. I still look younger than him.
>>749312697i used to think the same until i looked in the mirror with honest eyes at 38 and realized that i do in fact look old and tired
I'm thirty four years old
>>749309587Now? I'm 40.
>34>still live at home because i don't want to spend money on rent/mortgage>no gf>no kids>just work, vidya and fapping
>>749312440>>749312651Gordon in 2026 would be between 44 and 53 years young.unc
>>749312440>>749312969>>749312651Gordon was put in stasis by G-Man during 20 years, he still look 27 during the 2020s and the events of HL2
>>749309587I remember playing this and being blown away.Time flies.
>>749312956same but live alone and in debt with a useless degree wasting half my income on rent
>>749309860Wizards used to be unusual but now it turns out every unc has never been with a woman.I'm worried about the /pol/rotted 23ish year old mutts that make up this website now. We're going to see wizardry like never before.
>>749313329>wasting would you rather be fucking homeless?
>>749312956That's a life as good as any, anon
>>749309910Spoken like an actual pedophile... I'm trans btw
>>749313332wizards these days don't even ponder they orb
>>749309587>all my friends doing their 5th year of university>meanwhile 23 still haven't even finished my online high school from COVID or even picked which university I want to go toAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>749313332It doesn't matter if you've had a gf or sex before if you never will again
>>749309587Actually I'm as old as Gordon Freeman.
>>749310156phd is a massive meme, maybe during the Einstein's time it meant something but not today
>>749313648you either have or you haven't, and the latter used to be rare
>>749313726my parents forced me to break up with her after 2 years because they wanted me to go back to school
>>749313517frfr
>>749309587>mfw 33 and haven't saved civilization against an intergalactic threat
>>749309587Feels kind of demoralizing OP, thanks.I am 33 year old retard who is in his 2nd year into applied physics undergrad and will never be a Freeman stem chad. (Still feels better than neeting)
>>749309587It's been quite a few years since the incident at Black Mesa, in HL2. I'm still younger. HL3 better be set 10 years after 2
>>749309587bros I think my prostrate is enlarged
>>749314204Try pushing something against it to make it smaller.
>>749309587he was 27 in 1998, which means he's 53 now
>>749314290Does that really work?
>>749313517I have a Magic 8 Ball sitting atop my desk, actually
>>749314204it was nice knowing you anon
>>749314381No, he's telling you to stimulate it because it's funny
this board is my hiding spot
>>749314053surely i'll get isekai'd any day now right.. haha?
Im 37Rip
>>749314204take finasteride
what's the right age to leave 4chan?
>every single time a thread has people revealing their ages for whatever reason the vast majority of responses are people in their early 30's or younger>in other words, human shit that has no fucking business ever speaking here and needs to be permabanned immediatelyI'm so fucking tired, too many normalniggers and zoomers jesus fucking christ I want the internet back
>>749312956Very similar, but 33. Don't need or want much in life so I just use that money to fund whatever my parents want along with chipping in for the bills.
>>74931543884
>>749309587ngl bros... mid life crisis is starting to creep in..
>>749312658ADHD's a real killer. we don't treat it seriously enough
>>749309587Technically no. If Half Life 1 takes place in early 2000s, he would be older than me. Because now he would be in his 40s or 50s by now.
>>749309587He is also more educated than me
>>749315678>theoretical gendersman am I glad I wasn't born when this trash came out
>>749315678did you use claude to mod this in?
>>749312697>>749312824I just turned 31 and I sometimes I can't tell if I look a decade older than I should
>>749309587>spends entire life in school>first day actually working>world endshalf-life is a metaphor
>>749309587Actually I turned 27 back in August.
>>74930958711 years older here
>>749309587>nowAnon, I...
>>749314204I thought fapping fixed that. That's why I do nothing but fap all the time.
im the gordon freeman of my own life motherfucking nigger
>>749316548hurry up and cause the alien invasion
>>749309587We're on the verge of collapse and that FAT FAGGOT never made HL3.
>>749316638HL3....was real life all along.....wow....
>>749309587Since all you uncs in the thread are older than that, what is your wisdom for someone turning 20? I like hearing the things older guys say about what they would've done
>>749316638>We're on the verge of collapseNo we fucking aren't, stop spreading doomer propaganda meant to keep you afraid and stuck.
>>749315438everybody is addicted to social media and the internet now
>>749316756maybe he is French, they are pretty fucked
>>749309860Being a wizard is actually not so bad>>749309958I agree
>>749316732nothing you havent heard before"spend more time with your parents" is mine
>>749316732Just keep putting yourself out there and interacting with people; it'll force the socially restricting aspects of autism out of you, and if you it early enough, you can become a good enough communicator that people will largely just respect your autistic tendencies and you can have the best of being a normalfag without giving up who you are.Just remember that some people won't like you no matter what, and that's okay.You can even get friends and non-ugly GFs through this
>>749316732Learn to work out at least once a week so you build up the habit before it's too late.
>>749316763yeah everybody became me at some point its kind of fucked up. we even have an epidemic of "loneliness"
>>749317528social media one shot normalfags
>>749316732You're completely fucked regardless, also just unironically be yourself, don't force anything and maybe get connections if at all possible, everything in life is a ponzi scheme/nepotism.
>>749316732i wouldve have not gone to college at all and start immediately working and saving money while living at home. i had 10k when i finally moved out and i couldve had 100k if i went harder.
>>749309587https://youtu.be/ET07vTF_y94
>>749315789No, it's from the latest Gordon Freeman adventures
>>749314204Sometimes when I cum I can feel my taint tightening and it hurts a little bit but then it goes back to normalI read that's a symptom of prostatitisAm I gonna be okay bros? I've been jerking off almost daily for the last decade
>>749310065Bro in 4 years you're 30 lol
>>749309587I failed life
>>749309587I'm 34 and a wizard so I've been older than him for awhile
>>749309587>nowI'm 33, I've been older than Gordon since three global crises ago.
I'm in my 40s
>>749316732The second anon is right. Work out regularly and drink plenty of water otherwise you'll have a high chance of aging like shit.
>>749313726i find this strange, im relatively young and fit the bill because my parents were super religious and didnt teach me how to interact with the opposite sex & i was too weird to make any friends so i couldnt learn naturallyyoud think that the number of people like me would decrease as the generation raising kids became less religious
>>749316732Learn to cookEat healthy And take care of your teethOhh and learn to draw. Anons love OC
>>749316876This, honestlyEvery second with them counts
>>749316732Stop caring what retards think. People just act the way they are because of what tv shows and social media told them to do. Fuck it and go for it and ignore what fags say.
>>749320747It's the opposite as parents have not learned to parent. That's why you have more adults than ever who were let down by their parents in their youth.
>>74931543820 years ago. the next right age is now
>>749316732>gym, you'll regret not starting sooner>find something that interest you and learn about it>stop worrying what people think about you>you'll regret more the things you dont do out of fear than the shame of doing it>dont drink and drive, lost my licence for a year after doing it for 20 years (but first time i crashed the car was 5 months ago)
>>749320862ah, I seeso same result (demonstrably worse even) but they have no moral justificationvery grim
>>749316732If you're an introvert your social life will end when you finish school.
>>749313332Yeah the wizard meme is not a thing anymore because 40 percent of young guys are sexless. Online dating and it's consequences.
>>749309587I applied to Sandia Labs (what Black Mesa was based on) at 27 hoping I could live out the Freeman life. Alas I was not offered a chance to trigger a resonance cascade and they instead relief on CERN to let all the demons in and turn all women crazy.
>>749316732find a virgin FEMALE to have a "long term"(1-3 years) relationship with and fuck as much as possible.if you think the chances of that happening are low now its literally zero after 25and after 30 just getting any woman is next to impossible.literally nothing else matters until you have done this.afterwards your life actually starts.
>>749322258virgins are overrated. everyone wants one until they are actually with one. emotionally immature and often very bad in bed.
>>749310065>women
>>749309587Alexander the Great had conquered the entire known world by the time he was 25
>>749313332>be /pol/rotted 26ish year old mutt>starting my career in a great field>women just approach me because I "give a stable vibe">turn them down because they parrot twitter politics and/or have tattoos & non-ear piercings>sometimes it's middle-aged women, so I can just mention I'm young and they leave mildly embarrassedLooking forward to meeting a proper lady down the line.
>>749322898>emotionally immature and often very bad in bed.trvke but you wont find one later on so you might as well get it while you can.
>>749322898>emotionally immature and often very bad in bedthe point is you're supposed to train and mold them yourself, idiotyou fucking failed by the sound of it
>>749313332I fear those guys might be more like warlocks.
>>749316732Have sex, but never settle. Don't be with a woman you don't find attractive or interesting just because you're lonely. Never be in a serious relationship with a girl who has kids.Every guy you see talk about being married on 4chan has a frumpy wife. So long as you've loved and lost at least once, you're golden. Don't weigh yourself down beyond that.
>>749316732Do not quit your non-computer hobbies just because you have school/work.I know you think>I will devote everything to my task and see it through!but you're just going to burn out and procrastinate no matter how badly you wish otherwise (imagine banging your head against a wall).Proper stimulation helps clear the mind, so make sure to budget 1-2 hours at most (YWN use all 4 spare hours unless a deadline is approaching) to get the work done. You can always quickly revise it afterwards, but you cannot get back the time you wasted pondering over perfection.>But what if my professor/employer doesn't like it?Then ask them beforehand what they want, and check in with them the day or so before its due to make sure everything is in order.it is not enough to believe in yourself; you must trust yourself as well.Also, avoid using masturbation as a form of stress relief. I know how tempting it is because of its ease, but bringing out your instrument/pen/handgrips/hobby utensil will give you 5-20 minutes of pride, while playing with your penis will fill you with 10-60 minutes of regret.
>>74930958734 and I legit think my life is fucking over>tried to focus on career so one day I could live in a first world country>family kinda fucked me over and even though I did somewhat well financially I didn't even get close to receive offers to work on a decent country>now I am old and A.I + jeets are taking over I.T like a plague>now I can't even find a shitty job on my field.my options are very limited now unless I try a career change.
>>749317162Nah fuck that shit. Normalfag cattle are too retarded to worth bothering with. Jews were right about them.
>>749309860I used to think the same. Now I'm 31 and I'm already planning my suicide.
next 2 years gonna be the best in my life this time im gonna make it i just know it..
>>749312956>29>still live at home because i want to>no gf>no kids>just vidya and fappinglife is good
>>749323942>t. /pol/rotted muttMost of these problems only exist on the internet and in your smooth brain.
I am 38 years old. What do I do now?
>>749323586yeah i know you incels have daydreamed for days on this. have it all planned out in your head how you're going to groom them to be the perfect based tradwife that is 100% dependent on you and will never leave you, but sorry bud this isn't 100 years ago. the dating landscape has changed.
>>749309587>now
>>749324103Living the dream nigga!!
>>749316732A comfort zone is a peaceful place where nothing grows
>>749309587>nowI turned 27 in 2014.
>>749324103Women will tell you there is something wrong with this.There isn't.
>>749309587>tfw turn 27 just last monthdamn, if there's one thing for me to regret, it was not getting a grasp of my future sooner, I really wish I went to university, I would have loved to get a degree in astronomy and astrophysicsmy current job is fine but it could have been better if I had acted sooner, I really wish I lived that college campus lifestyle
>>749326617The women who tell you that, are the ones that ride chad cock and then want you to take them in when their vagina is lose and used.
>>749323772>while playing with your penis will fill you with 10-60 minutes of regret.I still can't believe this actually happens to people. Its hilarious
>>749309587He’s like 55 right now, im literally younger than him by 2 lifetimes.
>>749326617>>749327182Women honestly dont give a shit and don't even know you exist.
Why are there so many old people on here? I always assumed that most of the posters would be between the ages of 18-21. I'm 19 and if I saw myself still playing video games and posting here past the age of 21 I would kys myself so I can't imagine all these dudes in their mid 20s and 30s still playing vidya and using this website and feeling okay about it.
>>749310069>I only care about aging well face-wisei just started trying some things a few months ago. I should have taken better care of myself much sooner.
>>749309860>Gonna get wizard status at 30anon... that only happens if you dont jerk offthe moment you let your life energy out even once you need years to build it back up
>>749313332I somehow ended up with a girlfriend at 20 years old (now ex), I'm now 22 about to be 23 and I don't think I will ever hit again. I'm going to end up a pseudo virgin.I wish I wasn't so neurotic and sensitive as a man.
>>749327680They just have no ambitions in life. Goycattle, you could say.
getting a phd is the dumbest idea ever when ai is a thing
>>749327258If you edge to enjoy the porn rather than force yourself to ejaculate instantly, time moves quicker than during an elementary school recess.
>>749313332We can't afford to do things like going outside so everyone is wizard maxxing
>>749327504t. roastie butthurt from facts
749327809749327680HAHAHAHdelusional zoomies who think they will achieve anything in lifeHahaha!
i hate sharing this board with zoomers. I miss the xillenials humor.
>>749327760>pseudo virginYou either have, or you haven't. You have.Would you take that shit seripusly if a girl told you she was a pseudo virgin?
>>749327680Ok now imagine spending the prime of your youth here 18-30, talking about how men who already spent their youth out making friends and building memories are now here just shitposting. This is like a kid sitting on porch in a rocking chair with grandpa all day and telling his grandpa that he's wasting his life
>>749329420If I turn 30 and the last time I touched a pussy and tits was 10 years ago I'm as much of a loser as the next guy
>>749316732Take your health seriously. Meaning eat good, sleep good, brush and floss teeth, lift weights at gym. This is the easy part.Second part is a source of income aka job. I haven't even figured this shit out. Too many workers driving up competition making it hard to get somewhere in life without no lifing (ironically) your job. Which you may not like. Wagies who don't play video games may tell you having no life outside work is just fine. Well, if you are going to sell your soul for money (You really shouldn't. You won't be happy) at least do it properly in a non meme industry where high barrier of entry keeps pays high. You can't half ass this shit unless you want to be stuck working as clerk or some manager of some shitty scam establishment. Don't fall for the get rich quick scheme jobs. This is your life. Really think it through. Frankly I think I fucked it up.
>>749329610YWNBAW (you will never be a wizard)
>>749316732Don't end up like the zoomniggers, Even if it's ironic acting retarded makes you retarded there's no difference. No mercy to the bully, never. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=851BqHMCaeM
>>749327862what did he mean by this
>>749329990E = Mc2 + AIyou chud
>>749329990He's just trying to say you need to stop trying to be educated and instead spread you asscheeks for sam altman and other billionaires anytime you need anything
>>749309587I've been older than this guy for four years and don't even have a degree. I'm wrapping up a BA, at least.Please don't be like me anons. Do this in your twenties. I'm so god damn tired, working full time and going to school on top of it.
>>749330160Also if you go through the military, your living expenses and tuition will be fully covered so you can focus on school
>>749316732Back when things were actually made to last Anyway, there's nothing important on my computer besides games.If I really get a virus, I can just reinstall the system.As a hardcore gamer, I didn't take simple computer problems seriously.
I got my first gf and lost virginity at 28
>>749327760
Half life is fucking gay sorry
>could've had sick-ass wizard powers for 3 years at this pointHOLE WASN'T FUCKING WORTH IT
>>749330417Terrible advice if you live in the USA. You sell your soul in the process.I don't appreciate you tacking this dogshit onto my post.
>>749316732hook up with as many teens as you can while theyre still around
>>749332368>I'm so god damn tiredCollege doesn't have to be as miserable as it is for you. You may be brainwashed by anti military propaganda but it will save someone from having to struggle with working and going to college at the same time. People in your position are more likely to drop out and still have to pay off loans.
>Ph.D from MIT>just one of several gophers for the older scientists No matter how good you are at something there’s always people better
>>749313602i was 21 when i finished hs
>>749323726>Have sex,Nta but how? It’s not that easy.
>>749329601>men who already spent their youth out making friends and building memories are now here I am pretty sure most older anons have been on this site for more than a decade
>>749327504Silence, roastie
>>749309587Hl1 is set around 2003
>>749332418>>749323726>>749322258>sex24 years old zoomie here. How do I actually get to have sex?
>>749335712Buy a prostitute dummy. The longer you wait the more it drops your confidence
>>749322258Huh? Once I hit my 30s, 20 year olds actually took an interest in me.
Well I've retired early at 28 and will live out the rest of my life as a comfy NEET with no acquaintances or friends so I don't have sex but I honestly don't understand how people with actual social circles can't get sex assuming they aren't abominations lol
>>749335810Wont that make you a genetic failure? You'll change your mind
>>749335759Of course I know about that but I'd rather have sex with a normal girl not a prostitute.
>>749335874The redpill is that prostitutes are normal women and you arent any better than them
>>749316732Literally nothing matters. The world is going to shit in several different ways all at once. There probably isnt a god or heaven or hell. Just do what makes you happy. Truly happy. And I dont just mean play video games all day. That skill you want to learn? Start learning it. Just a little at a time. People will say "a little every day" but that's unsustainable. Learning is boring but feels so worth it as you get better. Let yourself take breaks but not to the point of laziness. You only get one chance at life, the less time spent on shit that doesnt matter the better.
>>749335872genetic failure implies natural selection, which is not present
Trailer trash have sex, the only reason youre not is because youre scared. And until you admit that to yourself it wont happen.
>>749309587>finally a wizard>nothing really changed>still spend most of my time on the computer>rest of the time is helping my family out>instead of going after women I just listen to ASMR of women 10 years younger than me acting like they're my little sister 15 years younger than mefeels good man
>>749309587shut up nigger
>>749316732take health seriouslytry at be social at least 2 times a weektry to save & invest at least 20% of your money if possibleEverything else is too specific to the individual but those are the 3 things I really think if everyone did them they would be in a much happier place.
>>749336159>genetic failure implies natural selection, which is not presentSexual selection though. sperm donors ftw
>>749310063lol retard, that's the opposite of what was the point.
>>749309587>stealth /adv/You uncs are alright sometimes.
>>749309587>26>only turning 27 next Aprilmissed me with that unc shit
>>749309587>I just turned 27 this year it's over
>>749323997It helps my career is very straightforward and practical.I used to worry in my youth about having to do super complicated tasks all the time but I found something that will always be in demand and I can do until I'm old and feeble.Not gonna say what it is, but I don't want to kill myself after I finish a shift, and that's all I need.
>>749324103>This, but 28.Here's something saucy for the bois
It's wild to see 4chan become a place where people are lamenting they're over the age of 27 and don't have PhD's or millions of dollars, who brainwashed all of you like this?There are MILLIONS of people who live on the STREETS. They go to bed on cold park benches and under highway bridges, and scavenge for rotting food in trash cans behind restaurants. Every single one of you at bare minimum has a computer, a house, and a bed to sleep in. 99% of you have gainful employment. Ya'll need some perspective on what failing at life really looks like, cause it aint sitting at your desk playing vidya on your $1000+ PC's.
>now
>>749309587>nowI was older than him 4 years ago.
>>749340317>pic relatedEvery time you think you've failed at life because you live with your mom or some shit instead of owning a $500,000 house at 30, think about this, because this is what failing at life actually looks like, you're doing just fine.
>>749340317>It's wild to see 4chan become a place where people are lamenting they're over the age of 27 and don't have PhD'Most of them are lamenting over the fact that they don't have friends and they are virgins though. Of course someone will always have it worse than you, those homeless men are probably happier than someone with a terminal illness that causes him constant pain, but that doesn't make your own problems go away.
>>749340474>Most of them are lamenting over the fact that they don't have friends and they are virgins thoughHonestly I don't think you have much experience with the homeless or the bottom dregs of society, because those are both such minor and easily solvable problems that for them to be considered your primary issues, the rest of your life must be going very well.>those homeless men are probably happier than someone with a terminal illness that causes him constant pain, but that doesn't make your own problems go awayDid you just compare being lonely whilst still having a place to live, having a job and having a computer to terminal illness? You're reinforcing my point here, the problems being expressed in this thread are so minimal that the idea of your 'demoralization' being 'you dont have a PhD' (literally top 0.1% shit) or 'you dont own a home at 30' (The average first time buyer age is 38) just shows how well-off the people of this thread are.
>>749340564>because those are both such minor and easily solvable problemDon't get me wrong, I think most people can indeed overcome those(if they aren't autistic) I was just pointing out that this is what anons usually complain about in these threads. >Did you just compare being lonely whilst still having a place to live, having a job and having a computer to terminal illness?Nope, I was saying that being homeless is not the worst situation for a human , there is always something worse
>>749309587I first got the feeling you're hinting at when I was 15 playing the also 15 but much more successful Jimmy Hopkins.I'm immune to it now at 32. video game characters older than this are pretty much all losers anyway.
>>749309910kind of true. youth has left you, but you don't have the seasoning of age either. 25-30 is a valley.
>>749340317if all you do is compare with someone lower than you in station you will never improve.
>>749341143This is why the zoomers are going fucking crazy right now. They're especially unequipped for aging in comparison to other gens before them. Just hang in there little bros.
>>749341228>Just hang in there little bros.It's pretty hard ngl.
>>749316732just ask her out coward
>>749309587>birthday 2 days ago>turned 28fuck offkissless btw
>>749316732If you're American, don't go to college. At least not now.Take care of your teeth. It's not "too late" for anything you wanna do. You will look back on 20s like you were a little baby.
>>749340317Social media made every person think they're supposed to be the 0.1% and be rich, fit, socialized, married and happy by 30 or you're a complete failure.
im 28, masters in mechanical engineering, 1 apartament, 3 cars (1 daily, 2 projects), all fully paid out, 0 loansur a bunch of bitches kek
>>749309958same
>>749329601>men who already spent their youth out making friends and building memories are now here just shitposting.uhhh...
>almost 40>decent job thats about to be btfo by AI>everything else I wanted to do is btfo by AI>never had gf>will to live disappearingI didnt even really do anything wrong. Maybe I could've tried harder but everything sucks now and its not my fault.
>>749342046Don't worry there will be AI gfs at least
>>749309587I've been older than Gordon for close to a decade.
>>749309860>Anon has given upLiterally the worst option.
How long do you guys think it'll take for AI to do most jobs and UBI comes into play?
>>749315470You are literally me.
>>749342274every pussfree 30+ loser on 4cuck always Larps that they have "found peace" and they are "just chilling" and they are "above normalfag shit"...just to beat their shit five times a day and rage on an imageboard, constantly falling for blatant bait
Threads like this always help me understand the amount of shitposting and low IQ edgelordism that's flooding /v/. Sharing the board with people who fuck up their lives to this extent it's no wonder this place is the garbage hole it is.
>>749342347You're projecting.
>>749342274If you keep trying and can't succeed, that's the only option
>>749316732You're worth way more than you think at any job. Don't let any boss treat you like shit. They're you're boss not your friend. Never ever let them trick you.
>>749342513>fuck up their lives to this extenthow do you unfuck you life?
>>749313332>I'm worried about the /pol/rotted 23ish year old muttswell im 24 now so get it right, unc
>>749342513>low IQ edgelordism that's flooding /v/.its always been like this, newfag and theres always been neurotic leftoid faggots like yourself pretending to be better
>>749309587I'm his age right now actually
>>749316732ignore all the people that tell you to go out and have casual sex. it WILL mess with your mind and cause problems for you going forward. it's a sin for a very good reason. do it the old fashioned way, which is God's way, which always wins.
>>749342794Depends on what your metric for 'fucked' is.Some people have it easy as FUCK but moan about how they're under lots of pressure.Some people are straight up bitches and their personality revolves around being a bitch ass victim so nothing is ever their fault.If you have a roof over your head, are able to get a job, and can talk to other people on the regular without major problems, you're fine.Sorting out your shit is just a matter of prioritizing like an adult. Some people turn 18 but they stay 12 their entire fucking lives.
>>749313332Zoomer wizards suck because all they do is think about the pussy they don't get. Older gen wizards disregarded women entirely. Zoom Wizards are still controlled by them, mentally.
>>749343220>are able to get a job, and can talk to other people on the regular without major problems,These tend to be the 2 problems among most anons, especially the last one.
>>749343405Well, shit.
>>749343242I truly hope that they all end up miserable and alone in the next few years, dead under the bridge kind of thing. They killed 4chan, the internet, everything. It's only fair.
>>749309910>met my younger gf at 30>lost her at 33I am fucking cooked now aren't Ino love or family for meunless I want someone else's 'precious offering'
>>749343747>They killed 4chan,Even if all zoomers left 4chan would still be shit
>>749343747I literally did none of those, why are you so rude :(
to all the people itt that are feeling lost, broken, alone, doomed, damned, and everything else in that zone, do not despair. you know Who to come to, and He says to come as you are, all who are weary and heavy laden, and He will give you rest. take His yoke upon you, for He is gentle and humble in heart.
>>749343795better dead honestly.
If you still live with your parents past 20, you need to kill yourself as soon as possible.
>>749343879amen.may he grant me a miracle lord for i lack the strength and will
I'm 33 and I've never had sex, but I've kissed at 18 so I'm better than Gordon
>>749343895>deadAccording to 99% of threads where people post their ages on /v/, /tv/, /a/ etc, most anons are in their 30s, so young millennials, with 40s and 20s being the other 2 demographics. I have no idea why you think most people here are zoomers. The harsher truth is that most people on /v/ , zoomers and millennials alike, are spics.
>>749332091thanks doc
>>749344037I keep an Excel sheet of retarded "age" threads on /lit/ and the average is 23 years old.And that's on /lit/. I'm pretty sure most people posting on /v/ are 16-20.
>>749309587He was 27 back in 2001, He'll always be older than me.
>>749344093>/v/ are 16-20.I don't think I've seen a /v/ age thread where the majority of the responses were not people in their 30s.
>>749309587Im 34 young
Not everything is lost bros, I lost my wizard status at 38. If you're white, there's always latinas or sea girls. Now I have one, and the way things are going I'll probably stick with her for a very long time.
>>749343924I live with my parents at 33 and I do not work, I just enjoy my existence. Is this bad to be alive?
>>749344218americans cant sufferthis doesnt work in yourope
>>749344341"existence"
>>749344416>OMGOSH YOU DO NOT TRAVEL? YUCK!>OMGOSH YOU DO NOT HAVE MONEY? YUCKtotal foid death
>>749343879I mean, he's causing all these problems or letting them happen...
>>749310156Do you think some pedowoman managed to pop his cherry before he die?
>>749316732Rape the children before you get older or you'll be called a pedo
>>749344539these things happen so that His glory may be on display as He heals us all of our pain inflicted upon us since the fall in the garden. He does not bring the pain, but Heals us of it.
>>749344093dumb ass nigger, the average gamer is almost 40 years old
As a kid, every single online platform I was on was younger than me. Myspace, Youtube, 4chan, the LOTR forums I was browsing etc. all of these communities were formed in front of me. Now there are people browsing 4chan that are younger than 4chan. There are people browsing youtube that are younger than youtube. It all feels so weird to me. Of course there's also buildings in real life that are older than me, but I never thought of the internet the same way.
>>749343879fuck off, insane cultist. stop spreading your harmful propaganda.
>>749309860How do I unsubscribe from your blog?
I'm 35, my life is pretty much over and I am just going along for the ride. Making mods for a niche game and emulating old games.
>>749345246Modding space engineers?
>>749337286>nothing really changedNothing is going to change on its own. You need to hone your wizard powers. Build yourself a mind fortress and start delusion maxxing. I've gotten to the point where I'm able to tell my brain to stop being sad, stop being tired and stop feeling pain to a degree. There are still limits to my power but I'm growing stronger each year.
>>749343924i live with YOUR parents past 20 because i'm fucking you are're mom and cucking ur dad
>>749340317>who brainwashed all of you like this?talmudvision and (((social media)))king terry warned us of the giant herd of docile niggercattle hylics that bill gates has, he was talking about the zoomers
>>749340317>There are MILLIONS of people who live on the STREETSI don't give a single fuck about subhumans. Nobody does. I only care about myself. And me not having x,y,z, like billions and trillions of usd, , and immortality, etc.., is a fucking issue. it sucks real bad to be mortal.
>>749312956This is me, except if everything goes right I'll own a property next year so I can live comfortably at my own leisure. Thinks are looking UP.
I turn 34 on the 15th of October!!You are all invited to my birthday party
>>749309587I'm 8 years younger than him, but I'll get there very soon
>>749309587I'm 26, living with my girlfriend on my apartment and with a nice, stable, developer job and a public sector one soon :)
>>749316732dont get fat
>>749342347>just to beat their shit five times a daythere is literally nothing wrong with this
>>749313332I'm not a virgin unfortunately so I'll never be a real wizard, I'm a failed normie
>>749324103Same, but might actually buy some property loan-free.
This thread is making me sad
>>749346673Why? We get threads like this one like 5 times per week. Most people are not doing well.
>>749346880i don't go on /v/ very often
I'm 26
>>749343879He taught us but he obviously doesn't give a shit anymore, we are not the same people he saved, I don't know why people are so optimistic about his return when most go against his teachings, barely anyone would be taken into the heavens when the rapture happens, he has given up, I am sure about it.
I have been older than him for 11 years an counting, it all goes downhill after 27 and it would happen to all of you
>>749343220>Some people turn 18 but they stay 12 their entire fucking lives.literally me.
>>749309910Not even close to the absolute misery of being 23
>>749312956>still young>doesn't give money to money hungry landlords (useless leeches)>sick cunt tier right forearm>not adding to the overpopulation problem>productive member of the society with cool hobbies
>>749316732Don't trust no one, but don't let others know you don't trust them.
>>749316732Don't stick your penis into mayonnaise.
>>749316732Do what you want, fuck everyone, the world is yours to take
>>749350265Based
>>749316732Go for it, there's no better time than the now.
>>749329610Nope, you're out, sorry. Actually, no, not sorry. Fuck you, you had sex, I still haven't.
>>7493095875 years, yeah. At least I didn't fuck up and invited ayy lmaos to my planet.
>>749353186Gordon didn't do shit tho, he just pressed a button and pulled a cart.
>>749353283Could've just been smart and not done that.
>>74930986032 years old wizard here reporting to shitpost.>>749327720Skill issue. Talk to a chink daoist and ask for a merit law to cultivate your innate primordial extreme yang root (if you have one like me).
>>749345759>and immortality>it sucks to be mortalthisany endavor other than attaining immortality is cope>oooh i fucked so many children in pedo island and made billions of fake usd dollarsyet you died like a monkey
>>749309587Ive been older than him for 13 years bro
>>749315438>LeaveSee you tomorrow
>>749327680Look, buddy. I've been here since 2015 and I'm turning 30 next year. When you're in your late teens, early 20s, you're probably doing well in life since there's a lot of guidance in your life. School, college, friend circle from back home and on campus, girls are still young and pretty, and you have a massive young man's ego.This attitude will fade, people stop being fun. There's little to do in life other than game and shitpost once youur ambitions fade, body and mind go past their peak and your friends move on to start families and waging. The strangest feeling to me is how people my age, even some younger people, have more things in common with my parents than with me.Tldr - /v/ is most fun people like me can have.
>>749355179>friend circle from back homeHaha... if only...
>>749309587I'm significantly older than this lol
>>749309910Nope. Around 26 to 27 was my best age. Its when I was my most fit and whatnot. I got fat in my late 20s to early 30s.
>>749312956Same except I have my own place so fappan doesn't need me to feel paranoid about accidential walkins. Not like I have nosy neighbors or anything.
>>749355179this. everything ends eventually. Eventually your mom and dad will dieEventually this planet Earth will be engulfed by SunEventually everything ends
>>749309860I don't understand people like you, I went to a rub and tug and they were happy to ride my dick for a price. No games, I walked in and got what I wanted. The only thing they asked was do you want a suck or do you want to fuck (sneed and feed) from a fresh 18 year old asian who loved sucking cock and riding dick. Stop being a pussy and find a shady place to get your dick ridden.
>31>High paying IT gig>Only one relationship from college>Happy living alone with my own hobbiesFeels good
>>749355639I can't believe there's so many lonely people out there like me, it's always easy to think you're the only loser in the world
>>749309814You have to be over 28 to post here.
>>749327680>being here in your 20's That's even worse, I mean I destroyed my life but I had shittons of fun, almost never home, did so much that when I was 25 I had already satisfied my lust for mischief that I settled down and here I am 11 years later.
>>749355639I'm 34 and my GF of 8 years is my only friend, I'll tell you that the grass isn't always greener. Woman nag the fuck out of you and demand attention 24/7, mine is always begging for me to cook for her from the moment she wakes up, how she isn't obese is beyond me. If I play a game for more than 30 minutes she's complaining. The only reason why I haven't married this bitch is because I don't want to be stuck with her for the rest of my life. Be happy with your peace and quiet.
>>749355627everyone can pay for a prostitute
>>749355904>If I play a game for more than 30 minutes she's complainingThat's awful, don't be a pushover
>>749355301I hope you at least have a family.>>749355512That's not what I was trying to say. Sure, everything ends, but with lives it's worse. Sometimes they don't even start. When I was 18-21, I used to believe I have hold the world by its balls, and that everyone not doing great was retarded or lazy. Life suddenly fizzled out at 24. None of my friends (not that we hang out anymore) actually made it (unless you count unexpected parenthood as making it).
>>749316732My only regret is not starting exercise sooner and not starting estate planning for my mom sooner, but I'm only in my 30s so the former's not that bad and I really had no idea I'd need to do the latter so whatever. I guess talk to your parents about estate planning when they hit their 60s/mid 60s. There's more to it than just having a will set up.
>>749355873>I mean I destroyed my life but I had shittons of fuwhat did you do exactly?
>>749356808Drug and alcohol abuse, nurtured the wrong relationships, burned so many bridges up to the point I ended up with nothing, lost my scholarship, a job at a huge company and an internship at science research.
>freemanOY VEY ITDS ANNUDAH SHOAH
>>749357049That sucks. I don't have any bridges to burn to begin with so I am ok in that regard
>>749356639>I hope you at least have a family.My family are the only people i interact with
>>749345519My delusion is almost maxed out but I have complete control over it. I'm not able to stop feeling things at will but I'm an arch magi in "it is what it is" Though I had these powers even before reaching wizardry so I still have new powers to gain.
>>749345519Honestly I feel like delusions are the only thing keeping me in this world.
>>749355904I was in a relationship for 4 years and I was on the same boat, I haven't dated since and I just don't really care too, fwbs are better
>>749355179>Zoomers giving life advice.
>>749309587>You are now older than Gordon FreemanAnd I still dont work on Black Projects with Secret Technologies and no Congressional OversightLiterally never gonna make itWhy even live at this point?
>>749360575>fwbsHow do i get one of those?
>>749360761if you want a job pushing carts around all day apply at your local grocery store
>>749309587I've been older than Gordon Freeman for 6 years and yet look younger than him.
>>749361372be 666
>>749361372You need to get dubs to impress women, like these
>>749346673me too
>>749346224There are a lot of things wrong with that. And no, none of it's religious
>>749315789Its from Crack Life
>>749363295What does that mean?>>749363335>dubs on /v/
>>749363006
>>749316732Most of the things you'll worry about in your life are not worth worrying about.
>>749316732Leave while you still can
>>749363497
>>749363916Well... it's over
>>749363916I wish anon had never asked
I'm older than hans moleman.
>>749363916Why is Mom like this?
>>749316732Nothing matters, just do whatever you want, even if you think people might see it as cringe, It's all forgotten by time.
>>749355627Holy shit, have you considered that sex is more than just sticking your dick in a hole? I can fuck my hand any time I want, moron.
>>749309587I'm not
>35>dropped out of college>stuck waiting tables for the rest of my life>haven't dated in over five years>haven't had sex in almost ten>live alone >only social interaction I get is at work with my coworkers>spend all my free time shitposting, watching youtube, playing vidya, and jerking off (at least two to three times a day, sometimes more)I should just kill myself
>>749309587He is 9 years older than me though
Friendly reminder that troons-fucker AIDS-infected drug addicted bipolar charlie sheen was the inspiration for gordon freeman.
>>749364484ok
>26>never had a job>never had a gf>currently in the second year of an absolute dogshit bachelor's degree in an absolute shithole college
>>749340473this is what a dying country looks like. if you're safe in a house you're doing better than a goddamned country
>>749364695Well, at least I'm doing better than this anon I guess
>>749364764I'm doing way worse than him
>>749364716nothing matters long as i can do my fent lean infront of a school
>>749364321>I should just kill myselfsame
>>749364321>>749365014group suicide?
>>749365086Can we have sex first before we kill each other? We can say "no homo" if it makes you feel better.I just wanna feel someone else's hands on my penis just once....
>>749341584>1 apartamentLmao, a fuckin rentoid is bragging
I'm turning into a wizard next month. Fortunately, I've always been too much of a weirdo to care about relationships unlike the failed normalfags here.
>>749345519>I've gotten to the point where I'm able to tell my brain to stop being sad, stop being tired and stop feeling pain to a degreeTell me your secrets, wise senior.I am but a frog in the well
>>749316732Just enjoy whatever life you have because things will be more miserable as time goes on. You will get busier and busier with work and forget to live your life. Then when you've worked enough to retire you will find out you're too old to do anything or go anywhere.
>>749309587I'm only 21, stop projecting unc
>>749364321>>haven't had sex in almost ten Normalfag
A hooker revoked my possibility of being a wizard and I didn't even enjoyed it.
>>749365608Honestly at 33 I don’t care if I will ever have sex or not.. it just became so abstract, so uninportantI was always of the idea that if it happens then so be it, if it doesnt then let it go
>>749356060no, that's not true at all, there are plenty of dudes who literally could never be able to pay for a prostitute because they're literally just that awkward autistic suspicious and offputting that a real prostitute is going to tell them to fuck off at first blush because they aren't going to want to deal with their weirdness, and honestly the fact that you think such false things suggests you are one of them since you clearly do not have any experience with prostitutes to know that they are testy flighty paranoid schizoidal squirrels in realityt. formerly one of the biggest mongers in the region for a time
>>749365608I'm 36 year old wizard and this is my fear that when I actually lose my virginity it will be such a disappointment it will make everything worse, so I'm determined that if and when it happens it should be perfect.
>>749366070>my fear that when I actually lose my virginity it will be such a disappointment it will make everything worseyeah this happened to me when i was 18, i'm here to tell you that it is guaranteed to be the case because of how much it is built up in your head, it's literally shit and if you go into it expecting it to be anything other than shit then you are going to be supremely disappointed like i was
>>749366070bro it's just sex you're 36 you already jerked off a gorillion times you already know there's no magic to this shit
>all the talks about being wizards with no gfs and wanting sexYou can just do hookups, hire hookers or have a FWB>be in a ldr for 3 years, on different continents, both want sex, both can't afford to fly to each otherThis sucks. Make the price of an airplane ticket cost as much as a bus ticket.
>>749365973>false things suggests you are one of them since you clearly do not have any experience with prostitutes to know that they are testy flighty paranoid schizoidal squirrels in realityI haven't paid for one yet but I can pretend to be normal just to get some sex. It isn't that hard.
>>749366310>You can just do hookupsIt's literally not that easy.
>>749366345>but I can pretend to be normalyeah, that's what you think, just don't be shocked when bitches ignore you, they ain't that hard up for money as to have to deal with your autistic ass, of this i can assure you, they get P L E N T Y of customers every hour, and better paying ones at that
>>749366465It depends on what you want and what kind of people you want.And where you're looking for them.
>>749309860>And I'm really glad I'm breaking away from the uncertainty and uncomfortable nature of being young.You WILL miss that when you wake up one day at 40 and just stretching your arms up to yawn pulls something. At a certain point life just becomes living with constant aches and soreness
>>749355627There isn't exactly a step by step brochure for soliciting prostitutes for autistic retards rasied in the country or suburbia. It's definitely a city-slicker thing your dad taught you.
>>749363916What you actually need is the confidence of a rapist
>>749366673>It depends on what you want and what kind of people you want.Any hookup, i don't have standards anymore, unless she is obese or something
>>749366723You got that right, God I hate getting older
>>749365458what games you playin fellow future wizbro?
Getting older wouldn't suck so much if I at least had lived my life, but no, it was spent here. What a waste
>>749315440Guess what retard, the people browsing in 2004 are 20 years older now
>>749366771I had a few interested in me. 1 off Tinder, 6 over discord goon servers lmao. Lucky for me the discord ones were older and freakier than me
>>749309587I'm in my late 20's>live with parents>no gf>get paid well>able to travel 2-3 times a year if i want (most years I don't I just gamble on stock market because I like it)What should I do more? I don't want to get married or have kids.
>>74930958>>749366723Anon I’m in my 40’s and can confirm that while the body can easily degrade, if you actually take care of yourself, you are basically a slightly slower and stronger version of your 20yo self. But that is contingent on actually eating right and getting the right kind of exercise. And fuckloads of sleep.
>>749322898Get a load of this cuck
>>749309860I'll be 30 soon, but I still haven't had sex. I'm ready. How do I start?
>>749367504>fuckloads of sleepWith what time? I only manage to have bit of free time because I limit myself to 6 hours of sleep.
>>749367181>What should I do more?You should deepthroat a shotgun since you posted a pepe frog meme picture
>be 28>5'9 but weight 112lb>be super active at work (8 hours)>be extremely lazy at home (sit in a chat and play vidya, watch yt and talk with friends all day long)How fucked am I? Should I look into a dietrician to make me gain weight WITHOUT looking skinnyfat with a ugly belly? I would like to put weight and mass into my arms but every time I eat good and put weight it only goes to my torso.
>>749367897cute…
>>749335759>>749335934>fuck an STD riddled whore bro!Such great advice here on /redditchan/
>>749367995That's how I landed a partner and plenty of hookups. But I want to gain weight and look more average.
>>749352894>overpopulationOnlt a problem because we're feeding africa and india. Literally just stop doing that and it's solved in a few years.
>>749368026almost any woman above 20 will have an STD
>>749367749It warms my heart that even after all these years frog pictures can still generate such seethe, that's power
>>749316732If you wanna get a gf treat women like adults.If you wanna survive a gf remind yourself that women are kids.
>>749368167That may be how it is in your spic third world shithole, Pablo. But in civlized countries that's not the case.
>>749309587I was older than him when the game released
>>749342046Sounds like my life.
Are you older than Doctor Freeman?>December 28, 1982 (age 43)
>>749367146fuck man, i hate discord but i might try it. any reccs for such servers?
>>749368391average woman bodycount in uni in usa is 20+
>>749309587I'm older than Commander Shepard in his final game.
>>749309587>same age or older than many of my childhood heroes>most of them are dead
>>749363916>6ft tall with 6inch cockthat sounds like it would look tiny
>>74930986030 was a turning point, shit hits different. I have no time to stress about things that don't matter to me.
>>749366070sex isn't really THAT much better than jerking it offit's 100% not going to be what you built it up
One of my friends invited me to a wedding, so here I am in North Carolina at a gorgeous venue surrounded by 30+ people all coupled up. Never had a more demoralizing experience in my life. The veiled pity, the performative attempts to include me in conversation for 60 seconds before they go back to their spouse.I won't let it beat me though. Not giving up yet.
>>749323942Yes but they still run the world so suck it up and deal with it.
>>749366070sex is as good as the love you feel for the woman
>>749368827>being peer pressured that easilybro just remember the divorce rate
>>749309587He'd be 55 this year
>>749316732invest into gold long term
>>749309587>34>kissless virgin>chasing girls would just ruin me financially, also no energy due to workWelp
>>749316732SLEEP.JUST FUCKING.SLEEP.you'll thank me
>>749368745delete this
>nowHave been for almost a decade kiddo.
>>749366070Sex is never enough, and I don't mean it in a horny way, it's worse than drugs because drugs don't require you to perform, that's one of the reason many people cheat, they spend their entire life chasing that high.
>>749369442>chasing that high.The high of perfect sex? Why would you chase it if you've never experienced it?
>>749309814Go outside and enjoy it...Because if you waste the last 4 years of your 20s you'll gonna be asking yourself, what the fuck have I done to my youth
>>749368980This is sad, some years ago I attended a wedding, everything there was expensive, the groom's suit, the bride's dress both on the thousands, specially the dress, the place was some exclusive colonial ex nunnery, lots of flowers and decorations, he bought her a huge beautiful house just to end up on a silent divorce.
>>749369672Because people want that? I mean why would you want sex if you've never had it before anyway, right?
>>749316732brush your teethspec into "it is what it is" this will help a great deal with relationshipslearn to fix things yourself unless you absolutely can't or you think it's too dangeroushave multiple hobbiesdrink whatever you want to but drink more waterspend time with familynever pass up a good thing
>>749369802No i meant the "perfect" sex that probably doesn't exist, unless you have it when you are young. After you get disappointed or satisfied enough Idk why you would keep chasing it.
>>749309860Naivety is laughing at wizards being sad for not getting their fireball spell.Wisdom is recognizing the wis and int buff wizardhood gives you and making use of it.While you were partying with the girls, i was pondering my orb
>>749328173Don't I fucking know it, man. I start masturbating after I get home from work at like 11 and suddenly it's fucking 3am and I need to sleep. I really gotta cut this shit out.
>>749369442>>749369672That's more because men want to spread their seed while women want multiple men to potentially father a child, with the ideal being a high attraction/ low stability male who's child is raised by a high resource male,
If a greasy, poor, stressed and balding 40 year old wizard can go on living, then so can I. Maybe I'll soften on the idea of having sex with single mother hags as I age. Life could work.
>>749309587>nowHow about 10 years
You guys need shittier role models.If I get to be like Carl later in life then I think I will have done pretty good.
>>749315438>4chan>leave pick one
>>749367897>5'9 but weight 112lb I know it's October Mr.Skeletal but that doesn't mean you should expose yourself like this
>>749370403Just go after 20 something constantly and relentlessly. Eventually it will work, the fact that women spew endless cope about it not happening and get really angry about it means it happens.Remember women suck at not making it apparent that a thing they hate it specifically because it threatens their emotions.
>>749309910Its when I met my 19 yr old now wife
>>749309587Realistically is there any scenario where Gordon dies of old age?
>>749370730kys normgroid
>>749355904Get a second pc and have her play vidya with youGet yourself an ut99 gf
>>749365086I fastened a belt around my this week, after the last attempt 6 years ago. Lost force after a minute so I let it go.>>749366070I had sex and a gf 15 years ago and it honestly felt less pleasuring than plain fapping after a week of nofap. There were LOTS of hindrances though, around sex, around having a relationship and overall it was a VERY bad experience. Tits feel good though, bags of sand. But overall very much not worth it.So you see the problem with actual virgins are, you put the pussy on a pedestal, but beware once you get it, you are not guaranteed to become chad. You looked behind the veil, the action that motivates billions, generations and centuries. That emptiness persisting that you thought a hole will solve, if you are not chad (lets be honest), will stay, and you either chase the new cope or fold in under your own weight like a dying star.And you know what it becomes then, right? Not even light can escape from that hole.
>>749371005>, you are not guaranteed to become chad. YNta but I don't have sex to become a "chad" and I don't think it will solve my life or whatever but I still want it.
>>749368827>he didn't shamelessly ask them if they knew someone as virgin as him>he didn't get his friends to set him up with a date
34, no hug no kiss with girl
>>749371743Feel free to join the dogpile
>>749312956>31>own apartment>gf>kid very soon>work, having fun with friends, adventures with gf/soon to be wife, almost zero vidya.im like opposite of you.
>>749370236Stop for a week to reset, then try to keep it for the weekend
Thread's almost over so i figured i'd ask.26kv, i was friends with a girl i took the train with and i want to meet her again, but i don't know if she has a bf or is a "modern woman" (free prostitute) so i wanted to meet her again to try and catch up with stuff. I think i still have the number too. Last i heard she was going to the university equivalent for her studies.But in my infinite tought ruminating wisdom i figured there was a moment when she might've tried to hit on me and i might've turned her down due to retardedness. So i don't know what to do.
>>749371871
>>749369736too late. i dont go outside except for work
>>749316732Having good relationship with your family members mean you can take a mortgage for your own house by putting their names as the collateral.
>>749372547She lives in another city or what?
>>749369736>what the fuck have I done to my youthnigga 30's are the same as 20's basically
>>749373406I'm not sure, i went to her parents' house once, i don't remember where it was exactly (not sure if i asked her address on wa) but it's a short trainride away, bike trip even. But i think she's renting near her school, whose city is like a 2hr drive from here, so i'm pretty sure i won't find her at her parents'
I love to have no libido and be severely depressed with no intrest in women
>>749316732Health advice>don't smoke anything (weed, cigarettes, vape). All terrible for you and addicting, expensive>don't drink alcohol (ages you like shit, expensive, nothing but health issues) >the sun also ages you, but a little is good for you >get in the habit of getting your yearly health exams. Just good to do and can catch a lot of things>workout (strength AND cardio). it's a requirement and the more you get used to it now, the easier it is later>have as much fun with your dick as you can, because that's the horniest you'll ever be and the most magical cumming will be, and it only decreases from there >sleep is super important. watch out for sleep apnea Women >do NOT impregnate the first whore you meet. Save your sperm for the wifematerial and wear condoms (to prevent stds too) >women are nice and vital for life, ignore and avoid all incel circles and rhetoric (bitter losers of society, you don't want to be them PERIOD, avoid) >however, do not simp, and do not put women on a pedestal. Many awful women and whores out there>You should be completely content with being alone and loving yourself, a woman is merely a bonus to your life, never a requirement for your happiness. Financial>get a valuable SKILL that society needs and that no average joe can do with no training. Once you have that, you have your career and a way to feed yourself for life >pinching pennies and working minimum wage jobs gets you no where>Debt is a very valuable tool, use it. but, it can backfire if you are not careful>student loans are fine but keep them federal only and go to a state uni (cheap)>adapt or die>have savings, resources, a car, good credit. These are power in our society and will allow you to do more things than those that don't have them Other>work on having a good couple friends in your 20's instead of many shit friends. Friends are quality over quantity, and if you put work into establishing a few good friends, you're going to be much happier
>>749373949There's a fix for that but I doubt you'd be comfortable with it.
>>749371971I'm happy for you, but at the same time not. I don't think I would trade for your position.
>>749374647>>have as much fun with your dick as you canStopped reading right here, what a terrible advice, spliting your soul is not worth the 30 minutes of having your dick wet, no, don't be a whore if you don't want to carry that burden your entire life.
>>749309587Unless you plan on having kids. 30's are basically the same as your 20's except you have far more money.There's really no difference in the physical aspects. I guess in the mental you care less about things though
>>749374774sex and your dick are fundamental components of man. Use it and enjoy it, but don't be a whore. You can also just fap instead. Don't be a eunuch.
>>749374834Oh and if you have a large group of friends, expect that to shrink with time (though that starts happening around your mid 20's)
>playing Alyx>get to part where they introduce grenades>they give you way too many in case you fuck up a lot>I didn't>can't let this go to waste>put them all in a filing cabinet drawer and carry them around with me>any time combine soldiers show up, I set my crate down and start throwing>reach the next level>the box carries over along with its contentsmy face when
>>749309587Fuck
>>749374963>backpedalingAnd no, it is not fundamental in any sense, for instance Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin and he changed the entire world, most if not all sex crazed men are creepy and end up alone.
>>749375321>backpedalingnot backpedaling if you're strawmanning me. you're a pathetic retarded eunuch and you are using another man (and not yourself or your own accomplishments) as a shield for criticism. Secondly, your argument about Newton is sourced from a literal Reddit post anyway. Men should never strive to be afraid of their own dick or sex. Don't ever give advice again, retard.
To all sex wanters itt, get a sex doll, lube, handwarmers and you're set. If you go for a cheap silicon butt you can get everything for less than 100$. Furry models are a thing too, both silicon and actual doll.When you wash the hole, dry it with food grade drying sticks.You're welcome.
>>749316732DO THINGS IN YOUR 20'SThey were gone when I blinked
>>749374647>>You should be completely content with being alone and loving yourself, a woman is merely a bonus to your life, never a requirement for your happiness.That's very true and easy to say... after you've had sex.
>>749374649and that is?
>>749375982with what money nigga
>>749375764>sourced from a literal Reddit???>bbbut it was not youSo. You want me to post my "accomplishments" so you can say I am larping or however you cope?Also>men is when you use your dicklolImagine being a slave of your animal instincts, going through life doing everything you can just to satisfy your monkey brain, truly soulless, aimless and worthless.
>>749376150I'm not some boomer telling you to invest in real-estate here. Just... sometimes do things with other people.
>>749375856Using a doll is worse than just jerking off. If you're going to waste money, waste it on a prostitute or something
Are you even real wizards or are all of you just a bunch of failed normalfags?
>>749363916I have all this but I also don't talk to women so it just goes to show that you still need to be able to talk to women and make them enjoy your company
>>749376552I'm not gonna bother with that but i'm 34 virgin so that's enough
>>749376390>going for the aids hole>as a paying customer even
>>749376920I did this mistake of going to a prostitute just before I turned 30Used a condom of course but got to say it is not worth it.
>>749376920>>749375856Yeah im sure having sex with a piece of plastic is gonna make me feel a lot better about myself you dumb retard
>>749376146Well, you need to push those chemicals away right, but you need those to live so you Have to Replace Them with different chemicals, I won't elaborate any further.
>>749376552why is "vidya" not a hobby wtf this is the video games board
>>749377307foids don't count vidya as hobby
>>749377206you get your self-esteem from whores?
>>749309587Never played it. Don't care
>>749376552I'm actually fairly impressed with how accurately it placed me in my self assessment of slightly strange
>>749377346and why do you get 6 points for being a girl man this sucks
>>749376552>tfw I got 30Grim.
>>749309587FUUUUUUUUCK
>>749342347Who the fuck can beat their shit 5 times a day at 30? I haven't had that libido since I was a teen.
>>749377206It's about having a different way of fapping, it's a workout and that mimics sex well enough to trick your brain you fatty. Imagine combining orgasm with the feeling of cardio.
>>749312956>31>still live at home>no current gf>no kids>just work, vidya, and relax>would have an extremely comfy existence if my mother didn't get boredI need to get the fuck out of here, but life would be so much better if I didn't have to.
