Alright you fuckers finally convinced me to buy this game, and where is the fucking Quidditch? Please tell me you have to unlock it, right?
>>749356840anon, I...The headmaster is a legendary asshole and bans it
>>749356973WTF
>>749356840Nice Malfoid
>>749356973I actually think it was a clever bit of writing since it gives the game designers an out for not having it while establishing that the guy's a massive prick.
Is Voldemort / Death Eaters in the game?
I liked Hogwarts Legacy
>2300
>>749357239Why couldn't you recruit them to fight for you?
>>749357186There's a death eater in OP's image!
>>749357365im a pussy eater
Malfriday. So much art being dropped
>>749357442I wish I could draw
You guys behave exactly like the uma musume trannies
>No Quidditch>No wizard chess>No gobstones>No curfew>No criminal system>No classes except one time>No penalty for forbidden curses>No exploration outside the castle>No shop creator at Hogsmeade
Avada Kedavra! >>749357594
Seriously, anon
>>749357442literally everything in this thread is AI slop
>>749357814get your eyes checked
I wake up another day and see another feast of Malfoid art.Thank you, Korea
>>749357925We will soon pass bowsette in another month given this speed
>>749357925
>>749357925Monday and Friday are the top two days for art to drop.
>>749356840JAKI PEDAŁ JEBANY W GRE DLA BAB GRA
Big or small?
this picture broke me bros
>>749357684It's weird you atten class once and then you can play hooky without getting suspended ever
>>749357290Because then the Japanese wizards would send suing curses into the devs mailbox.
>>749358113did i miss any non-deleted threads in the past few days brother?
>>749358127>My father will hear about this>I hope so, he's the one crying the loudest in the aisle
>>749358127Does this make you feel better?
Would Stacies actually end up in slytherin?
>>749358229evil ones yes
Slug curse mango
>>749358229yes
>>749358367
I need a crying bald malfoid after I shave all the hair as punishment.
>>749358367>Crabbe has fat tits cause she eats too much
>>749358113>The Malfoid sistersImagine the group dynamics plus Oyakodon with mommy Lucius...
You think Malfoid would get the dark mark removed after marrying Potter?
>>749358229look what was just posted.
>>749358531Wonder what Tom thinks of this meme
>>749358718
>>749358715I feel like these two would need a bump in looks if they want to be female goons/henchmen.I did see someone propose that these two should pine for Ron and give him his own little romcom.
>>749358539she's getting it modified to be a potter mark
>>749356840Is that vanilla or modded?
>>749356973The only fuckheaded reason for this is because they didn't want Legacy to overshadow Quidditch Champions. Here's to hoping they'll actually include it in Legacy 2
>>749358765
>>749358038He wouldn't say that.
>>749358393
>>749358813Who are they?
worst part of this trend is people playing that dogshit
>>749359042You're a man.
>>749359049This is a hogwarts legacy thread.
>>749359027Female Crabbe and Goyle
>>749359153>Quidditch field right there>No quidditch Bait and switch!
The english TL is all over the place but more Hermione beating up Malfoid.She even slaps her tits.
Classic Hogwarts couple, the heroic dork and his edgy, angsty and racist gf
>>749359049nta but from last night
>>749358113Small.
>>749356973My cousin said there's a dlc for it, did he lied to me?
The AI 3D Malfoid just looks like she's a millisecond away from just being Margot Robbie's Harlequin.
>>749359049>look up post>it's a picture of malfoid with cum all over her stomachanon...
>>749358758he thinks "why am i still bald lol"
>>749359049to be fair, if you posted NSFW it has nothing to do with janny being mad about malfoid
>>749359386It's a separate game that came out two years ago
>>749359386No, there is an independant quidditch game, but it sucks.There was a huge expansion planned for HL, but apparently they just decided to move on to HL2 using whatever they created for the DLC
It's hilarious that no one even plays this game in those threads.Did you know that the devs banned modding?Past a certain version the game will shutdown giving you a message that you are using an unauthorized(yes really) mod.
>>749359547What they did is force you to use the ingame mod browser, which sucks honestly
>>749359547The game suck ass, better try the old PS/PC games if you got in the mood for Potter vidya
>>749359595Authorized mods are a thing?
>>749356840You were warned many times not to buy this dogshit game. You deserve your disapppointment.>>749358946Wrong.There's no Quidditch because they coulen't be fucked to implement decent flying mechanics. Can you imagine how dull Quidditch would be with the sluggish dronelike flight in the game? They knew it would be a farce.
>>749359617Yep, i think they killed this game for good with that>>749359595Yeah and it sucks dick
>>749359617Authorized mods are any mod you download ingame
my wife is cute when annoyed
>>749359325 that was me too
>>749359670>kill the gameIt's singleplayer dude, it was never "alive" if they killed anything is the modding community
>>749359042Yeah, the combat is ok for wizard tier combat even if everything else is ass thou and they dont even have romance cause they cut it out because highschoolers dating is le hekin weird.
>>749359007of course he would, and after saying that he would spit in his face
>>749359728Correct!
>>749357413disgusting
On my way to post 500. Hopefully no death eaters stop me!
>>749356973Quidditch is retarded and insanely dangerous, he was right to ban it.
so is it true that the universe casted a heart shaped dark mark near the draco constellation?
>personal rewrite proceeding smoothly, mostly writes itself thanks to the AI model being well-trained on HP>cant figure out how to get Malfoid into the library at the same time as Harry trying out the invis cloak, and thus see the mirror togethersuggestions? they're already reasonably non-hostile thanks to the troll incident and a reasonable contrivance I cooked up to make her stay at hogwarts over christmas (lucius unexpectedly busy at ministry, narcissa at spa in france).and hell no: I ain't buying hogwarts legacy no matter what discount they put it at.
>>749359759I have a feeling that AU dumbledore becomes more like the meme pope with every dobby abuse he commits
>>749359880
>>749359729What's his problem?
>>749359880yeswe have the divine mandate, handed down by heaven itself
>>749358113Tiny and insecure if medium height, heavily stacked and embarrassed about it if tall or short.
>>749359881>mostly writes itself isn't writing on your own part of the fun?
>>749359881i dont think they should do that at all. they should be pretty ambivalent to softly hostile in that book. their rivalry and emotions should begin to slowly change in book 2 since theyre both seekers. it should be a slow burn. what you SHOULD be rewriting is harry's character to be more like his dad in every respect. like his dad, but NOT a bully, though still prone to bursts of anger like he does later in the series. he should also be WAY more fascinated by magic and try learning more about it
>>749359730>pretending to be retardedAlive =/= multiplayerModding keeps games alive(see cybertranny, skyrim or stellarmaciej among others) , and especially so with harry potter. The fandom is full of women comfytards that love modding their speshul donutsteel looks into the game among other things
>>749359979
I'd normally support this HP product to make trannies angry but this game was made by pro lgbt idiots and forcibly included a trans character so fuck no, no way in hell I'll support this game in any way.
>>749359223I didn't like how Malfoy got destroyed by Hermione. At least let her put up some fight
>>749356840Is there a blow wind spell and can I use it to peek up girls skirts and see their panties? This is integral to my enjoyment of this game. Thanks.
>>749360079yeah dont support anything official. its made for and by faggot trannies
>>749359954>>749359979God wills it
>>749360010maybe, but I am dull and slow.
Any edgykino romance stories like this?
>>749358880>It just says "Potter Stinks!"
>>749359991true
>>749360141Has Malfoy ever truly had to exert himself though?
>>749360197Nibelungenlied. Maybe not enemies to lovers but love potion to true love. Kriemhild goes full edgelord for Siegfried
>>749359979Should we interpret this as a sign from the universe that Malfoid should be called Cassiopeia Malfoy then?
>>749360197Yes but they are all women perspective women written and have bloodplay
>>749359979Cassiopeia Malfoy it is, then.
>>749360380Cassia Malfoy?
let's see Malfoid's "You can read?"
>>749359979O kurwa
>>749359979on the one hand, I love thison the other, not a fan of Cassiopeia as a name. Damn.
>>749360380Cassie has that stacy sounding vibe to it ngl
>>749360509>Esl dialogues in broken english
>>749356840they put quidditch in a separate game, the good news is that it costs like $5
>>749360498Here
>>749360498I only saw one of those.I didn't save it.
>>749359979>the universe agrees with my selection of namethanks space jesus
>>749360513While it fits the theme, there's already a blonde slytherin Cass(andra) from one of the mobile games
Time is a flat circle
>>749360550Cassie sounds too bog-standard muggle
Good morning malfoid bros
>>749360627not sassy enough desu
>>749356973But you can fly a broom right?
>>749360734it's good evening here
>>749360118>ponytailMy dick will pierce the heavens.
>>749360812Why haven't you visited scotland and find yourself a malfoid?
I hate harry potter adults more than I do disney adults. At least disney has more than one franchise and some of the classic films are good, you autistic faggots have been obsessing over this one dog shit series for 30 years and writing gay fanfiction about the characters being troons.
>>749358113Bigger is better
why do incels make up characters that wouldn't even look at them in disgust?malfoid would do anything to be in an entirely different country or vertical than any of you malfoid would rather talk about pajeets that looked at her than reveal she was ever even in the same room as you. not even disgust, just detached embarrassment that she ever had to acknowledge your existence.
>we're getting literal signs from heaven nowhttps://youtu.be/78UrpAuWTys
>>749360079You can support this dick on your forehead, blogposting dumbass.
>>749360830Boom goes your dick then
>>749358189Tears of joy, right?
>>749358229If they're ambitions or have the pedigree.
>>749359223SVC Chaos Violent Hermione emerging from this is a silver lining I didn't expect to enjoy as much as I do
>It's just a fad guys it'll end in 2 weeks
>>749360928>Cedrica had the ponytail toostarting to think Harry might have a thing for ponytails
>>749360931ObviouslyLike the face Elrond makes when he sends Eowyn away.
>>749360886She is a seeker! She is flat and aerodynamic.
>>749360917the sign is the 5 o clock shadow when you look in the mirror, you'll never be a woman.
>>749360886every time i see this image i just end up thinking about how there was a perfectly good excuse to contextualise this meme with the train scene in book 6 instead of him somehow dropping nuggies in hogwarts
>>749361049This is Harry Potter! There are magic to not crea about aerodynamics. (Otherwise, the best seekers would be twinks. Not guys like Viktor Krum)Big tits for big egos!
>>749360972Hermione? It's clearly Taiga.
>>749361164>taigaThat was my thought too when I saw her hair
>come across a restaurant selling "Harry potter pretzel bites" IRL Huh Completely unconnected I'm sure but neat coincidence.
>>749360886
Here's your insufferable rival prom couple. bro.
>>749361164I hated that bitch. Worst kind of shitsundere.
>>749360778jealous malfoid best malfoid
>>749359049>issued only a warning for NSFWBro, the janny is on your side here. I've been issued bans for SFW images multiple times, and I've been banned for 7 days for posting a non-vidya reaction image. Janny smiled upon your post and you're spitting in his face for it.
>>749360864I'm a shy piece of shit
that constellation? you can thank dumbledore for strapping dobby to that rocket any time.
>>749361248she was at least tolerable until she fucking bailed for a year
>>749361164>Taiga Well I mean. Louise is based on Hermione so close enough.
>>749361349Post "IT"
>>749360118>"heh, doing some house hunting weasley?">"yeah malfoid, for you and harry. you can raise your ghastly spawn away from prying eyes!"
>>749361421
>>749361245Those things barely look like eyes anymore, what are those artists thinking
moar hellfire mcgonagall
>>749356840
>>749359979As above, so below. As below, so above.
>>749359049You should be kissing the jannies ass that he's even allowing this off-topic reddit meme OC fanfic spam at all.
Hufflepuff is the most comfy house but I crave adventure!Also their relic coat is the worst of the four, it angers me.
>Already turning Malfoid into generic tsundere/ojou-sama.1. There are already two canon female Slytherin characters for each.2. The appeal with Malfoid is she's just as bad a person as in the novels, but her behaviour towards Harry completely changes context due to her being female.If Rowling came in and changed Draco into a girl, without changing anything else about the novels, literally everyone and their mothers would interpret Malfoid as having a crush/lovesick obsession with Harry.
>>749361474AIGem
Short comic. Artist is korean and posted these "translations" so please forgive me lol
>>749359979This is like that time when Grape-kun fell in love
>>749361617
>>749361653
>>749361000Tired eyes...
>>749361694End
>>749361610There's the canon edgier version and the noncannon evil muffin version and I like both.
>>749361703Cedrica works hard as the "class big sis" to improve the image of hogwarts. RIP
>>749361610there's the cute romcom timeline which is represented by anime style slops and theres the serious angsty timeline mostly slopped in realistic styleI enjoy having both versions of malfoid
>>749359979Christ, Janny's in for a smite if he doesn't get the hint
>>749361736>There's the canon edgier versionShow me.
>>749361719>chosen womanizerHoly based
>>749361610We're slowly being moeblobed but the core concept remains "same plot but Malfoy being a girl changes things drastically" angle.
Here's your official Cassiopeia Malfoy fumo, press her forehead to make her say iconic lines such as:>You'll soon find out some wizard families are better than others.>Stupid Pottah!>My father will hear about this!>I didn't know you could read...>A cruciatus a day makes the house elf obey!>Scared, Pottah?>Get your hands off me, you dirty mudblood!
>>749361759
>>749361610youre mixing two different things. theres the normal malfoid with the drama and the downfall and everything with ai art. and then theres the "its just a slice of life comedy" anime version
>>749361248You are 1000 years too early to be able to criticize Kugumiya Rie tsunderlolis.
>>749361771Eh for a lot of people it's just been an excuse to draw/slop gen a HP themed blonde from the start.
>>749356840When I return from my work trip, I'm going to play Hogwarts Legacy with mods. I tried it vanilla last year but it didn't capture my attention.
another day another dollar
>>749361746Roncom timeline also has Ron the Defender of Love and his legendary duel against Snape and everyone else.Also Dumbledore is trying to kill Dobby.
>>749361759I keep spamming this little comic but this toxic-ass Malfoid makes me weak.1/4
>>749361824My headcanon is that the slice of life art happens during the 7th year at Hogwarts, which in the Malfoidverse they all went to after Voldemort's defeat.
>>749361617>>749361653>>749361694>>749361719Bitchy girl with big tits that mogs all the other girls is my fetish
How are the PS3 harry potter games? The ones from the last movies
>>749361617>>749361653>>749361694>>749361719Damn, those are some nice slytherins
>>749361824The original art that spurred it all was very much anime.>>749361771Yeah, I noticed that the idea is being crushed into the usual anime archetype.
>>749361610>If Rowling came inYou retard never learn
>>749361875I know but I'm enjoying the memes and story crafting aspects the most.Outside of this I don't care for the series.
>>749361932Yes, Harry is not a prefect in the book but maybe it's butterfly effect from Malfoid2/4
I wish girls were interested in me
>>7493620403/4
>>749361875I can't watch this scene without thinking that the turban professor is screaming "THE BVLL HAS HIV"
Why do so few artists keep the spiral eyes?
>>749361995they are all £1 at cex so probably shit although I bought final fantasy x for £1 in the same store so maybe they are secret kino
>>7493621204/4Pls post if anyone got more seriously toxic Malfoids
>>749361000>>749361742>cursed child timeline where cedric turns into a death eater because of dumb bullshit>only instead she decides to actually go for harry because of harry and draco's kids fucking something up that makes her look at him in a different light>now they've gotta somehow make her back off or else they'll be stuck calling her mom forever (and also draco's become a lonely spinster who's one bad day off of killing herself)
>>749362073so they can regret it later and sue you for rape? you really wanna gamble your like like that?
>>749359979I am sticking with Delphina because in my sloppy fanfic Ronnie will win.
5 more quests and I'm done with this shitI've spent like 6 bucks on it and I still feel like I wasted my time
>>749362246Kek how many anons got memed into buying HL when it was on sale because of Malfoid?I almost did but the sale ended before I got around to it.
>>749356840so bored of this dumb bitch, it should have been HER turn
>>749362040Dumbledore's reasoning for not making Harry a prefect was that he had enough shit on his plate and didn't want to burden him with more.If he was holding up better, say by having a absolutely not girlfriend that helped centre him, he might have been made one
Brat
>>749362246it's a pretty dull game and I kinda regret playing through it
>>749362214She still gets redeemed. She realizes the Death Eaters aren't worth siding with after Bellatrix uses a magically remote-controlled Troll to rape Ronnie and nearly kills both of them.
>>749362073It's never like it is in fantasy anyway. I mean, maybe it is if you're a famous chad billionaire, but if you're an average dude, even when a girl likes you, you're still the one doing everything.
>>749362073they might have been if I were somewhere where I can meet themI hate realizing far too late that it's impossible to meet single women after graduating
>>749362246>>749362313Is it really that bad? I got to the part where you could explore a bunch of the castle and it was great fun, I just stopped because of personal reasons, I want to go back to it soon
>>749360924Everything alright at home?
She's secretly afraid of snakes
>>749362518I assumed harry speaking parseltongue would turn her on
>>749362467Your enjoyment of HL is directly tied to your tolerance to the Ubisoft-esque open world structure
>>749362518i wonder why
All this Malfoid shit suddenly appearing out of nowhere is a marketing gayop, isn't it
>>749362467It's unsatisfactory but not terrible.Once you really start with the open world you'll see that most things are busywork.
>>749362447I am a famous chad. All you need to have is aura though. My friend from school was obese and unfunny as fuck but he just had that certain charm and he had so many girls after him. He taught me all I know today. Thank you Jason.
Why all the threads suddenly and where is the blonde girl from people keep posting?
How would you feel if Harry and Malfoid both died in the final confrontation with Voldemort together?
>>749362596Just the usual tranny virgins obsessing over the latest mtf fantasy meme.
>>749362556It does, she's just scared of snakes
>>749362596Actually the original artist is Russian so it's an evil hybrid warfare technique by Putler to make men more right wing and mysoginistic, thus threatening our democracy.
>>749362651as long as they kill him and end up holding hands it might be tragikino
>>749362205Man cursed child was bad enough to Cedric's character when he was just some guy dude. Cedrica would never
>>749362651Too depressing, no chance
>>749362651Mad as hell
>>749362773I don't get the green lipstick
Fuck off you third world ape.
>>749362740>cursed childQRD on why this was so bad? Someone told me years ago but I forgot.
>>749362651What if only Malfoid died (I like to suffer over made up situations)
>>749362841>It is I, the secret daughter of Voldemort!
>>749362596It's cute and it makes the original narrative better. All it managed to do was sell out all the Slytherin Halloween costumes so girlies can dress up as the latest thing, which men will enjoy. I've enjoyed the trend and have not purchased anything. I don't think it's a psyop at all but rather something naturally occurring. Do you really think JK Rowling created a psyop to sell her game for $5.99 at a 90% deep discount?
>>749362773NTR face, watch out Harry!!
>>749362804malfoidverse harry is a chad, not a manlet
Would you hermione?
>>749362870I'd like to imagine Harry would never be able to get over it. He suffered far too much for Malfoid's redemption for an ordinary human relationship to elicit any feeling so he withdraws from his old Hogwarts buddies until he finds a way to go out in a violent blaze of glory for the greater good, his last thoughts wandering to the Girl Who Loved.
>Malfoid was standing with his back to the door, her hands clutching either side of the sink, her white-blond head bowed.>‘No one can help me,’ said Malfoid. Her whole body was shaking. ‘I can’t do it … I can’t … it won’t work … and unless I do it soon … he says he’ll kill me …’>And Harry realised, with a shock so huge it seemed to root him to the spot, that Malfoid was crying - actually crying - tears streaming down her pale face into the grimy basin. Malfoid gasped and gulped and then, with a great shudder, looked up into the cracked mirror and saw Harry staring at her over her shoulder.>Malfoid wheeled round, drawing her wand. Instinctively, Harry pulled out his own.>There was a loud bang and the bin behind Harry exploded; water poured everywhere and Harry slipped over as Malfoid, her face contorted, cried, ‘Cruci—’>‘SECTUMSEMPRA!’ bellowed Harry from the floor, waving his wand wildly.>Blood spurted from Malfoid’s face and chest as though she had been slashed with an invisible sword. She staggered backwards and collapsed on to the waterlogged floor with a great splash, her wand falling from her limp right hand.>‘No -‘ gasped Harry.>Slipping and staggering, Harry got to his feet and plunged towards Malfoid, whose face was now shining scarlet, his white hands scrabbling at her blood-soaked chest.>‘No - I didn’t -‘>Harry did not know what he was saying; he fell to his knees beside Malfoid, who was shaking uncontrollably in a pool of her own blood.
>>749362921If they were smart Rowling's estate would have picked this up from the day it blew up and ran with it.
>>749362974the me of the of past? absolutelyI still remember when I was watching deathly hollows part 1 and surprised how hot she was in that moviethe me of today is just way to obsessed with female malfoy to care about her
>>749362957In the books he's 6 feet tall.People just argue that for the first few Malfoid should be taller, before Harry hits his growth spurt
>>749361736Even the edgier version should end with the couple casting to defeat voldy through the power of love It bookends harry being saved by his mother's love as a baby
>>749362974hell no shes a really abrasive cunt. theres a reason even harry was bullying her at the start. shes a bitch and she doesnt stop being a bitch until like book 5 where she becomes ride or die
>>749362974
>>749362596>>749362921Really I wouldn't expect any modern marketing team to come up with plan to advertise one of the most popular IPs in the world using a fanart trend of a character that doesn't actually exist in the series that looks like a blonde teenage girl instead of just buying ad space during a major sporting event or putting up a billboard in Time's Square NYC.
>>749362841>Time travel bullshit makes Cedric fail the first round of the tournament>He turns into a mega death eater turbonazi and destroys the new timeline
>>749363134>that art
>>749362715>Actually the original artist is Russian
>>749362596>How do we market this tv series, Chaim?>Well, dear Barnabus, we'll start a viral trend months before it releases, meaning that, barring a miracle, it will have faded out of memory by the time it will actually do us any good>Genius! And the trend?>That's the true master stroke! we'll make sure it not only has fuck all to do with what we're making, it will actually fly in the face of it! Anyone who gets on board due to this trend will be pissed off by what we make!>You've done it again, my friend. Now let's specifically bribe dozens artists in a completely separate area of the globe to push it. you fucking retard
Is there even a single blonde character in the tv show
>>749362870Harry keeps the wand and spends his lifetime dabbling with increasingly darker magic trying to bring her back, becoming more and more similar to voldemort with each year, eventually becoming completely heartless and no longer able to remember why he even did all that in the first place
>>749358995useless pureblood
>>749362651Lucius/Narcissa jumps in front of a curse for one of them.Best I can do
>>749363082From what I understand of Rowling, she's a stuck up bitch with fuck you money now. Draco is apparently based on her own school bullies, and she probably cannot stand the idea of turning Draco into a girl and doing a rivals to lovers thing. >>749363165Yeah, Malfoid screams "what the people want" and "not what corporations have demonstrated is the narrative they've been pushing for the past decade". Plus, isn't everyone a brown woman in the new Harry Potter series? Turning a male character into an aryan woman is the exact opposite of the message they're going with right now.
>>749362841it's basically glorified fanfiction that looks at everyone in the worst possible light, to give you an idea>harry says he wishes albus wasn't his son (mostly because he got sorted into slytherin)>the train trolley lady grows claws and threatens kids if they try to leave the train>time turners and alternate realities are prominently featured>in one reality cedric gets embarrassed at the tournament and becomes hitler's right hand man over it, singlehandedly allowing voldemort to win>the main villain is voldemort's secret child with bellatrix>harry decides to use the opportunity to watch his parents die with his kid (prime family bonding)>also draco has a superpowered time turner that lets him go back and forth as much as he wants for as long as he wants
>>749361930Also Mcgonnigal as a macv sog veteran
>>749362921>>749363165I've been too long on this planet to believe in things like this occuring naturally>>749363235unlike this moron
>>749356840why do people want a shitty quidditch minigame?it would just be some gay version of football that is poorly designed because it's 3D and people are terrible at making anything good or uniquethe broom controls are made for traveling and nothing else, even the obstacle courses are very smooth and barely require any real sharp turnslike i get wanting it but at the same time how would they even do it? same with the game being like bully, the classes aren't developed, the magic system is vague and also not developed, they would literally have to make a bunch of new bullshit upyou guys really want to show up to class and crawl in a hole to learn flipendo after doing a deadly course filled with BEANS?
>>749361009AI as it is, it's a cute idea. It'd never work though since Lucius would put status over his daughter any day
>>749363331this is my favorite change desu
>>749362974well considering i like yanderes and hermione is strangely close to being one for some reason, i'd say so
>>749363359no, you've just scaled mt stupid and memoryholed every time you were wrong.the fact you've lashed out when faced with how retarded your supposition is makes this clear. Your next step won't be to figure out how it makes sense, but to tell yourself over and over again that you don't need to.
>>749362127Makima popularized it.
>>749363325the most shocking thing about that was voldemort being even fertile
>HAAAARRRYYYY POTTTAAA ARE YOU MAKING MALFOID THREADS AGAIN>HAAARY ITS BEEN MORE THAN A WEEK OF FUCKING MALFOID THREADS A WEEK HARRY>HARRY YOU FUCKING FAG I HAVE OVER A THOUSAND IMAGES IN A FOLDER OF THIS SEXY SNAKE WHORE AND I DONT EVEN COOM TO MOST OF IT I JUST FEEL NICE WHEN I LOOK AT THEM>HARRY I GOT A 3 DAY VACATION FOR POSTING IN THESE THREADS>I HAD TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES HARRY ACTUAL VIDEO GAMES SINCE I COULDNT SHIT POST>SLYTHERIN I GRANT YOU A POINT FOR EVERY JEW THAT DIED IN THE HOLOCAUST>*looks at the camera and whispers*>zero points>6 GORILLION POINTS TO GRYFINDOR
Do people still want to fuck the girl from the harry potter mobile game?
>>749360772Yeah and that's one of the coolest things in the game, cruising around on your broom
>what's going on in this thread
>>749363359>I've been too long on this planet to believe in things like this occuring naturallyLook, I'm right there with you, but this is too straight and male to be part of the current gay tranny clown world timeline. The new Harry Potter series turns everyone into a black woman, that's the narrative they are pushing. Turning a female character into a Aryan love interest is too based and redpilled to be a "gayop"If (((they))) were trying to psyop us, Malfoid would have been a black woman.
>>749363504>armchair psychologist on 4chengKill yourself you waste of oxygen
>>749363082Nah its way better that its stayed grassroots
What make Potter irresistible to Malfoid?
>>749363359IT'S A MEME YOU DIPhttps://youtu.be/qyN5tNYhfSg
>>749362393uuuuooooohhhh!!and they say AI sucks. Goddamit i hated Harry potter first two movies but id fuckin watch this. Looks great
>>749363621NTA but you're literally proving him correct right now
>>749363621>you can't just psychoanalyse me, that's not fair!>now let me tell you why this is absolutely a viral marketing trend because I just feel like it isYep, it's dunning-kruger all right.For fucks sake, read what you're posting and say it back to yourself next time you go full retard
>>749356840No quidditch, no. No point system either. And if you think you can learn how to animagus you are dreaming. In fact, you don´t spend much time at Hogwarts at all. Enjoy your vaguely HP themed Ubisoft slop.
>>749363718Have third year Malfoid
>>749363165hard to say whether this is bullshit or not it could be marketers looking at old internet trends that existed on 4chan and trying to recreate them but this has happened naturally before.
Remember that JK is the one who retroactively made Dumbledore gay, so she could just wake up one day and say "oh yeah no Draco was actually a girl this whole time"
>>749362773Human drama between doomed characters is fun and it means they repeat the fate of James and Lily while defeating Voldemort this time
>>749363838>Canon: grey eyes, blonde hair and very smug. Penis was never specified.she would actually say this
redpil me on bowsette 2.0
>>749363838nah, JK hates trannies, it's probably too similargod i wish we had magic gender changing potions, would be pretty cool and maybe there wouldn't be as many suicides
>>749356973Somebody Avada Kedavra that faggot.
>>749359049I'm shocked anything happened at all considering my reports always just get sent into an endless void, never to be seen by anyone.
>>749359979>mfwMalfoid haters stay seething. I have the power of God and anime on my side.
>>749364045Evil woman correction
>>749362596Harry potter does not need a viral fanart trend with online nerds to advertise itself.
>>749364045being a girl just makes Malfoy easier to beat up
>>749362773few days later…
Cute!
I really like the pictures of the movie Draco shots being besides fanart of that shot
>>749362467I didn't get meme'd on because of the foid threads, I just randomly stumbled onto a deep sale. It's pretty whatever. The initial 10-15 hours or so are fine when you unlock new shit but that's basically all the game has to offer. Quests are extremely repetitive. Same about combat. Some of the magic puzzles are alright, I'll give them that. The castle also feels very small.For a game about fucking wizards, it's very ubislop.
>>74936404510 years of Harry Potter source material gets flipped on its head by making the ineffectual "rival" bully character into the primary romantic interest.
>>749364045She's a smug, bratty bully.NOT for lewd, so it's not just Bowsette.
>>749364154it's a fun reminder of some of the goofy shots
>>749362653Neck yourself faggot this is a chud meme
>>749364154Same
>>749363838It's funny. The people who try to cancel you if you say that you like Harry Potter are the exact same people who celebrated when JK made up that Dumbledore was gay. It reminds me a lot of their opinion of Elon Musk; when he was making electric vehicles, he was based and everyone needed to be more like him, but then he bought Twitter and unbanned Trump and now he's literally a Nazi.
>>749364146Joshua 3inch Ulmer
>>749364045Has been making troons, jannies and Reddit mad since day 1. Has united yearning hearts from across the world and ended long-standing nationalist tension. Now has divine favor from the universe itself. >>749359979
>>749364231Found yet another virgin tranny (You)ing me about how hes actually super coolHes gonna do it again.
>>749364171that side tail hairstyle is doing things to me
>>749364154Yeah, I think I want to make a separate folder for these.
>>749364173>don't break your armNow I'm reminded of that bizarre trend of Merula arm breaking stories
>>749364125kek that pic>>749364173>>749364171why now. after 15 years of no one caring for harry potterjust one pic causing a tsunami
>>749363082They don't know anything about anime, they can't grasp it. This is anime Harry Potter which is Zero no Tsukaima and the chunin exam arc from Naruto which are from 20 years ago, which none of those Rowling Estate know anything about except how to send lawfare threats letters.
>>749364292Because the Japanese and Koreans got wind of it and started drawing too.Evidently the west has been isolated from classic tsundere tropes and virginal vanilla romance for so long in pop media that they now realize in their 30s that this is what they desired all along.
>>749364173Enemies to lovers kino.>>749364292Popular artist made a Malfoid pic and it hit the jap and korean fanbases like a truck because tjey hadn't thought of it.Trannies added fuel to the fire when they started demanding artists to turn Malfoid into a tranny and everyone told them to fuck off
>>749357161Cute
HAVING A HEINEKEN TO CELEBRATE SLYTHERIN RIGHT NOW
>>749364292Tl;dr is that Malfoid is a really good story and she naturally fits into loads of attractive archetypes.
>>749363754>Yep, it's dunning-kruger all right.The irony is lost on you
>>749364431>>749364426>japanlike I said its bowsette 2.0will she be in hwl 2 at least?
>>749364260>picthe funny part is i've also noticed a lot of older malfoids in early year moments, but i've always just written it off as artistic liberties or secondaries remaking scenes they liked without really caring about the ages in particularleave it to reddit to use it as an excuse to call everyone they don't like pedos, though
>>749364426Kek at image
I'm not into fem-ron but on the topic of turning movie stills into drawings
>>749364474>forked tonguejust say snake
>>749364434why are they nakedalso >eyeliner underwater
>>749356973fucking kek every time I remember
>>749364124You know, that's a good point. It's the 9th highest grossing franchise of all time. Then you look at all the franchises above it, and they're all doing gay pozzed shit or nothing at all. Pokemon, censoring their character models. Mickey, absolutely nothing. Winnie, absolutely nothing. Star Wars, the gayest piece of shit ever now. Disney Princesses, turning them brown. Anpanman, no idea what that even is. Then you get to Harry Potter. A new series is coming out. Formerly white characters are being made black/brown... but they psyop is that Twitter latched on to Draco being turned into a racist Aryan tsundere tradwife... right...
>>749364515Bowsette has nothing but vibes going for her.Malfoid has 10 years of stories to work with and turn.Did Bowsette even inspire people to rewrite Mario JRPG stories? What's even "canon" in Mario lore other than the heroes and villains going go-karting and playing sports together.
>>749364453>Don't look, Pottah! You think you can lure me into the prefect's bath under the house of "helping you figure out the egg?!" I know what you're after!
>>749359979THE HEAVENS ARE ON OUR SIDE THE WIND AND WATER AND ANGELS SMILE UPON US
>>749356840it only unlocks after you buy 9 more copies
>>749364515Bowsette was just porn, here most of the art is cute.
>>749364065Genderbending and R63 are not trannyfying a character it's "what if this character was a girl instead" and anyone who surrenders those tropes to troons is retarded
>>749364426That's just not true though, tsunderes are more popular internationally than any other anime trope arguably.
>>749364602>they are soft as fuck>he says as yet another offtopic fanfiction oc spam thread is gonna hit bump limitYoure fucking retarded.
>>749364602Are you the guy who was trawling Twitter for new pics to post here? If so they probably just hate you specifically for keeping these threads alive and vibrant.
>>749359979God Himself is demanding a rewrite.
>>749357239I never forgive JK Rowling for making Fantastic Beast into just Dumbledore's gayfaggot drama.
>>749364268You will never be a woman and r63 art will never be trans
>>749364591There's waterproof makeup.
>>749364515I've seen plenty of Japanese artists(and slop gen) but the main producers seem to be Koreans. Lots of Thais, Viets, Indogs, Malays, Taiwanese, and Flippinos too.
>>749364512man, one sarcastic post about how stupid you are really rattled you, didn't it.
>>749364667I think the west's too caught up in battle shounen to know anything else, particularly romcoms because isekai has been the trend for a decade plus.
>>749356840>didn't also buy the quidditch game.no quidditch, time to ditch and quit, lmfao.
>>749364747>xhe actually did itCant make this shit up
For me it's the one night affair in Hogsmeade before things turn to shit.
Korea's favorite line continues to be>Shut up, Malfoy
>>749364260>Now has divine favor from the universe itself.It's always funny when libs refer to God as "The Universe". Western Atheism truly is a Christian religion
>>749364601Making Snape black was a bold and absolutely retarded move.Making any character in this series black honestly doesn't work because you can't use them effectively. Not even in the racist way, it makes telling the story difficult.
>>749364828Their first kiss WILL be after Voldemort's defeat.
>>749364828remind me what's that about
>>749364602I'm not worried about useless hot pockets. If they were at least one of us would be gone by now.
>>749364792most of west knows Battle Shounen then gambling manga and sports anime. as well as more serious Seinen series. they are less interested in romcom and harem fan service anime.
>>749364792And the funny thing is that isekai is so ubiquitous because of Harry Potter.
>>749364426>PicCounterpoint
>>749364515Bowsette was made out of spite for the ending of Mario Odyssey. Malfoid was born from a yearning for romance for male audience and JK Rowling fucking a lot of things up for a character that should have been more important.
>>749364045>>749364260Can someone redpill me on "Petra Parker" and why Reddit thinks Petra is based but that Malfoid is problematic?
>>749364942The snake finally reaches its tail and the cycle shall begin anew.
>>749359979what is the incantation for casting the Malfoid Mark?
need more yule ball fanfics
green lipstick on my dick
>>749359979>my ancestors are smiling at me, jannies. can you say the same?
>>749361614Dirlewanger would have loved Malfoid.
>>749364905I just made it up.>>749364903But I need the angst of Ron and Hermione knowing what Harry has been up to and with whom. Also Ron going from a bro who was slapping Harry on the back for getting laid to angry that it was with Malfoid.
>>749365020it's because they were able to co-opt petra into being a trans thing, that's literally it
>>749364828>HogsmeadeWhat a shitty name for a townIf you are from Scotland the attitude Rowling has towards us is just embarrassingNot as bad as what she thinks of Asia though
>>749364474There's a jp tweet I lost that framed this has how much heroine potential she has
>>749364358Taiga is shit and that anime is one of the absolutely worst fucking renditions of a tsundere in all of anime.
>>749365046this but me and everywhere
>>749364942It's maddening how SAO got misattributed as the one who started isekai boom when ZnT fanfics on syostsu was the ground zero for this neverending isekaislop era.
>>749365023This Ron subplot is so based
>>749365085the castle in winter is so comfy
>>749364591What are you supposed to do? NOT be naked in a bath? C'mon thats stupid.
>>749364858Nigger save your American-spiritual-revival spergery for someone else because I'm fighting a one-man war against Yaldabaoth so I can unite with Malfoid in pleroma.
>>749365192SAO isn't even a proper Isekai, half the arcs are them just playing vidya, only alicization is a real Isekai
>>749356840I don't like Harry Potter, purely because I legitimately dislike Harry, Ron, and Hermione.
>>749364942Even people who get into a lot of romcom and VNs were pining for a proper ojou heroine and Malfoid not only provides that but scratches an itch where a relationship starts earlier than highschool.Serialized manga take way too goddamn long to reach an ending while VNs usually are more focused but still limited by scope.Malfoid however lets people play with an established canon and turn it into an ideal romance of their choosing.
>>749362824It's hot.
>>749365192It's probably because the SAO webnovel is actually older (it's known to be .hack fanfic with the serial numbers filed off) but nobody cared about it until it got a LN release after Accel World.
>>749361719Fucking mudblood touching my queen like that
>>749363607It's also asian-styled (anime) and they hate Asians, look at Harvard's discriminating applicants.Also, I'm old enough to remember when the gayops were straight, male and white, ie. American Pie. What it did was relentlessly push for sexual perversions which led to trannyism. While this Malfoid meme not once pushed for contraceptives or sex before marriage.>>749363359Of course it did not occur "naturally", but this wasn't the Jews, it's Twitter artists wanting another Bowsette moment.
>>749365192For me it's Rayearth and Inuyasha
>>749365321Isn't there an anon making a Malfoy VN though? I saw a pic in one of these threads
>dobbyHate that faggot like you wouldn't believe
>>749365020>"Petra Parker" and why Reddit thinks Petra is basedBecause Petra is a troon
>>749364171blonde eyelashes and eyebrows sexo
>>749365020>Tranny shit = good>Thing made for straight males = bad These people are disingenuous as fuck since the Petra thing was full of lewd arts about the other male characters now wanting to fuck Petter because he "became" a girl
>>749364658cringe
>>749365531Faggot.
>>749365519Everythings gotta be /pol/ shit with you.
>>749365401That's a grand undetaking and I imagine it's mostly AI.
>The new plot of Ron wanting to fuck his Tomboy Self and everyone calling him gay
>>749365112>>749365446>>749365519Oh, I see. I missed this trend, so I didn't know it was literally just tranny Spiderman. I bet they are all uniformly kicking themselves right now for having formerly disowned Harry Potter entirely. They already removed themselves from the equation so it's like the one "safe space" straight men have... since apparently not even comic books is safe from trannies anymore.
>>749360010great art, however it makes Draco look too gentle. she should always have the sharp uptight personality.
>>>/k/65573077
>my tranny mtf oc is better than yours
>>749365571anon that's legitimately the only difference between the trends, hell petra didn't even start as a trans thing and they just took it over, she's from an episode of ultimate spider-man that was made in 2015
Hogwarts needs more sports teams or some shit. It doesn't ALL have to be magic related. Or hell, spin some magic shit in some mundane stuff too.
>>749365770I dont care about your retarded fanfiction politics
>>749364942speaking of isekai how about this absolute SLOP meme name?: Japanese:「俺がハリー・ポッターに転生した異世界魔法使い世界で、ドラコ・マルフォイがツンデレ魔女『ドラコニア・マルフォイド』になって俺のこと好きになっちゃった!?!?!?」Romaji:Ore ga Harī Potā ni Tensei Shita Isekai Mahoutsukai Sekai de, Dorako Marufoi ga Tsundere Majo 'Dorakonia Marufoido' ni Natte Ore no Koto Suki ni Natte Chatta!?!?!?"would read.
>>749365020Petra was made by a troon for troons and the troon creator got really really mad when people started drawing Petra as a real woman with tits and stuff, and half the art was shit like "JJJ respects petras pronouns"Malfoid is insulated from the troons because it's Harry Potter, and is mostly being made by and for chuds yearning for vanilla romance. Even the name "malfoid" is distasteful to lefties as an extra bit of insulation At least one Asian artist was run off of troonsky over making Malfoid art and now makes nothing but malfoid art for a larger audience on Twitter
>>749365374>What it did was relentlessly push for sexual perversions which led to trannyismHold your horses, anon. You're noticing in the wrong direction here.
>>749365027There you go
>>749360059Your definition for "alive" is increasingly abstract.
>>749365814okay? then hide the post instead of wasting your time looking at it, dumbass
>>749365674Oh nooo, please commandant Malfoid, please don't put me in the gas chamber of secrets...
>>749365020Malfoid make me feel nostalgic, it remind me of old social media before troonapocalypse upon nerdy losers.
>>749364942if only her hair was brown
>>749359979KINOINO
>>749365761Mario has no instantly identifiable plot points or "key moments" to even change the dynamic between Mario and Bowser aside from not kidnapping Peach anymore.
>>749365770Specifically that one design that kicked off the trend and the name Petra were specifically a troon thing
>>749365896Id rather you kill yourself instead.
>>749359507inferior anglo genes
>>749365923>it remind me of old social media before troonapocalypse upon nerdy losersThat's because troons voluntarily removed themselves from the fandom because JK thinks men cannot be women. It's a beautiful thing.
>>749365896you're being baited anon
>>749357105I don't think it was clever at all
>>749365674Some of them are trying to claim it, but they're trying to do it from the other side. The problem is that they absolutely fucking suck at it, so even when larping as right wingers, they inevitably drop the mask at some point and start reeing at chuds. It happens at least once a day in these threads, normally because they're furiously posting from every angle, fuck up and get their personas mixed up.
>>749365949actually no, the name and that design are legitimately all from that episodehttps://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Petra_Parker_(Earth-TRN454)wholesale, straight from it
>>749365758i like /ak/ malfoids
Stop replying to brigaders
>>749365957>anon asks question >another answers it>you have a meltyHow about I carve you the neovagina you always wanted, huh? Would you like that?
>>749365958I bet he has more celtic genes than anglo.
>>749359979>God himself approves of Malfoid
>>749366054I didnt ask a question retard.
Malfoid reminds us that even the goon art has become so commercial.They all look the fucking same these days, the same fucking patreon style making the same damn smile, with the same damn proportions, with the same furrowed eyebrows.I spit on them.
>>749361770Does someone have that picture of female lucius mqking harry his new servant after he freed Dobby?
>>749365890kino
>Hey what if we just retold a story again and all pretend it was new
>>749366089>with the same damn proportionsthis is my exact thoughts about OF whoresthey all look the same, with the same fake tits and fake asses
>>749359325link to last night thread please kek
>>749366009They have absolutely no shame or self awareness.
>>749359979there's more
>>749366072Love is to will the good of the other, so Malfoid's redemption is a true display of love from Harry, to want her ho be a better person.
>>749365020I wonder
>>749359979>>749366189Meme magic once again proven to be real
>>749366189What the fuck is this the Malfoid-themed end times
>>749366156The praxis of writting fanfiction.
If Malfoid's forehead isn't big enough to play tic tac toe with room to spare on you drew her wrong.
>>749365020Not only she is a biological pretty girl she is also has blonde hair and blue eyes, of course reddit will hate it
>>749359979that's actually fucking crazy. we 100% live in a simulation
>>749362570year 1 with the headband + short hair is based and cute
>>749366304Yes, actually.
>>749361610I like my malfoid more like Debora as well.
>>749366014Huh, good to know
>>749364531>leave it to reddit to use it as an excuse to call everyone they don't like pedos, though>"You think Bella Ramsey (23 years old) is ugly? Sorry the LITERAL CHILD isn't sexy enough for you, pedo!"
>>749365020They like Petra Parker because he pushes troonism, they dislike Malfoid because she pushes normal straight romance.
>>749366187I suppose if one is shameless enough to go out in public in a dress despite looking like a haphazardly shaved gorilla, persevering despite getting caught false flagging red handed isn't that much of a stretch.
>>749366319She grew her hair out and took away the headband in Year 3 precisely because of this
>>749366336https://youtu.be/8GyVx28R9-sHave faith. You're seeing miracles unfold in real time.
The angrier the bad guys are, the happier I am, and Malfoid is like a perfect storm of everything that makes the bad guys angry.
>>749366189>/tv/ summoned a daemon and made an IRL banepost>/v/ summoned a celestial entity to support their waifu
>>749366089>5head MalfoidNow THATs more like it! accurate.
>>749366406does she grow into the forehead over time? imagine year 7 malfoid in the middle of the breakdown and harry pushes all her hair back to kiss her forehead
>>749364601>they psyop is that Twitter latched on to Draco being turned into a racist Aryan tsundere tradwife... right...I wouldn't even call that a psyop with how shitty and not federal it is, it's a majority of seething bluesky/reddit trannies, and a minority of either trolls or brown crusader larpers.
>>749366319Her forehead is big in year 1-3 but by year 4 she's actually learned how to style her hair
>>749366406Yes, she begins to show bangs as she assumes a more self-conscious teenager identity, also prompting her to mock Hermione's inferior looks which leads into Hermione socking her in the face
>>749366490>Don't do anything>Annoying people are driven to suicide>Art keeps being drawnIt's been a while since I truly felt pandered to, to be part of the intended audience.
>>749366454I've been to south america back in January and drinked ayahuasca. i thoughted i was going to die but i didn't. i can confirm 100% that we live in a simulation
>>749366319
>>749366634Do you have to turn everything into some bullshit gender politics war?
>>749365018Malfoid was born because blonde tsunderes are cute, stop making this fad sound deeper than it actually is Jesus, as if any of you actually cared about the actual Malfoy before this (why would you, he's a bitch)
>>749356840Is this modded? Is there really Malfoid in the base game?
>>749357186No, but you get to put down a goblin rebellion and the goblins have dark wizard allies
>>749366547The 5head will always be there, she's just got more hair to cover it and style over.
>>749359979Not that it was needed, but here we have yet more evidence that God is real and based.
>>749359979>>749366189Perhaps I'll allow myself to feel a bit of hope and happiness, just this once
>>749365863No no it's you who does not get it. Contraceptives and sex out of marriage led to homo acceptance and then all your image but it doesn't end at "let us choose your kids gender".The term homophobia means fear of the same, in this context it means discrimination against the same sex. If someone approach you and ask for sex (or ask to consider it, ie. actual dating) and you refuse (discriminate) based on the fact that the person is of the same sex as you, that is by definition homophobia, discrimination based on the same sex. Now normalfaggots have been brainwashed into thinking that homophobia is wrong but they still think that they can choose who they date, there is already a push against that from trannies "transbian" and it's unsuccessful but this shows that the actual ending point of faggotry is forcing people to have sex with them and not being able to refuse. And of course that's the end point, homosexuals are sexual perverts who are consumed by pride, which means that they think that they can decide everything, you can already see this when they "decide" that homosexuality is not wrong despite everything in reality proving the contrary, their decision is the only thing which matters, ergo, they would rape you if they could and wanted because only their decision matters, that's the actual end point of faggotry and the start point is contraceptives, the disassociation in the minds of people of sex from sexual reproduction, which are the same thing. It's like trying to separate eating from digestion (anorexia), both are the same thing.
>>749366406Ah, fellow mandrake connoisseur.
>>749366706I wouldn't even know what the other side is thinking if people didn't bring it up here.
>>749359979>"Throughout Fanfictions and Memeshitposting, I alone am the Honored one" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvOeih7T3dcmalfoidblastinggreenballenergy.Jpg
>>749366580>it's a majority of seething bluesky/reddit trannies, and a minority of either trolls or brown crusader larpersI view it as a majority of people of all colors happily enjoying something that is both sexy and wholesome while also improving the underlying material, while an extreme vocal minority of bluesky/reddit trannies seethe about it because they kicked themselves out of the fandom years ago when they melted down about something else.
>>749366806I dont know what the other side is thinking, YOU brought it up and theres a 99% chance whatever the fuck it was that youre reacting to, it was made up.
>Lightning bolt ahoges Kinography.
>>749366454The outro is still a banger. That guitar.Still have no idea what Shaggy says at 3:50
>>749366712yeah it's obviously some mod. The game takes place a HUNDRED years *before* the harry potter movies. So it's impossible to have Malfoy or any movie cast in there.
Does anyone have the "Main Plot | Ron's Subplot" image? I wanna make a funny thing this weekend
>>749366017This thing can cast 30 Avada Kedavras in a row
>>749366760I didn't read that and I'm not going to. Sorry.
>>749366668>"Ayahuasca" is insane because it appears to be one of the most legitimately dangerous drugs with the potential to gigafry your brain but is exclusively taken by literal turbonormies who unironically want to like "heal internalized racism trauma" and basically get oneshotted by it>Literally the most spiritually inept people in existence having their little lib brains rearranged by some Mesoamerican 6D demon who makes them quit their email job, divorce their bf/gf, and become a traveling circus stripper or whateverIs this assessment accurate anon? a friend of one did psychedelics once, I probably should too. No intent on becoming a habitual user though.
>>749356840There's a separate Quidditch game that's probably worth it on sale. Sadly, they removed it like a lot of other stuff and just got a narrative justification to make it seem less obnoxious. Though much of...>>749357684can be fixed with mods at least to some degree. The game clearly was supposed to have a lot more stuff in it than it does, but WB being critically stupid about game development, had a lot of it cut and rushed out. I can remember the launch streams where the devs were fielding questions and had to bend over backwards with uh..>even if like... house points, exploding snap and wizard chess, and ll kinds of other shit isn't actually in the game you can interact with, we put little indications and references to them over the castle so yeah they're there in the background...yeah. Great.
God I wish
>>749366897I like this rendition of Boruto.
>>749363134eternal reminder we were denied of this kino
>>749367064It's Boruto but not liquid dogshit.
>>749359979There it is! KINGDOM HEARTS!!!
>>749367051>Two dumb-as-bricks gyarus and their one ojou friend
Reminder to all:Gryffindor is to the brave, the chivalrous and the daring. These can be those that value courage over life and will seek the challenge for the journey, not just the reward. They may also be impulsive, prone to emotional outburst and stubborn.Slytherin is to the cunning, the careful and the ambitious. They may be them that see value in purpose beyond themselves and desire change through any means, seeking the ends that benefit their chosen goal. Often elitist and dangerous, dedicated to dark ends, but not always.Ravenclaw is to the wise and witty; those with a creative spark. Many find themselves embroiled in the pursuit of understanding, pioneering mystery and pondering the depths of truth. Sadly confuse compassion with condescension and isolated in their own minds, friendship may not come easily.Hufflepuff is for the steadfast, the diligent and the just. Truer friends are hard to find, the rock that builds the castle and capable of greatness when needed. Beware the vicious streak that hides in their pleasant demeanour, an enemy may be marked for life and beyond.
https://files.catbox.moe/wv6eig.mp4
>>749365020"Petra Parker": Spiderman becomes a tranny and comes out as such, that's it.Malfoid: rewriting Malfoy as a girl (he was already pretty much written as one because he's based on a female bully of Rowling), making for a much better story in many areas (love defeats Voldemort instead of wand ownership bullshit, Draco gets a redemption, the ass Ginny roastie romance disappears, it makes Slytherin not just an evil house...), and Malfoid is a biological female who at some point becomes madly in love with a boy, who will become her first and only man for life, for whom she yearns to have children and idolizes. It's a Patrician dream waifu, who also fulfills many dere tropes. So not only her entire character fits everything trannies hate about muh patriarchy, she's also a pureblood blond racist supremacist.
>>749367079>spends all of first year totally cheering for harry>spends all of second year desperately pretending she wasn't now they're actually playing against each other>calls hermione a mudblood when she suggests otherwise
>>749366983That shit made news some years ago because a circlejerk of retards ended up killing a baby
>>749366490They are seething
>>749367096You could also ad to the list of the POETRY of a Slytherin student falling in love with a Gryffindor student, like Snape with Lilly making Snape more eager to help both of them.
>>749367051Hehe Galfoy
>>749366983Ayahuasca rapes your brain and is basically a soulkiller, never take that shit.
anyone please risk making a thread on /a/
>>749367051Assume you had to survive a carousel of the three of them. Would you?
I need to find the artist for this one
>>749366913Damn I gotta mod it. Can you romance her
>>749367051>GOYle>A dumb, retarded moron with no independent thoughtWhat did Rowling mean by this?
>>749367370>romance
>>749357239It's a ubislop game with a harry potter coat of paint.
>>749367356https://x.com/sonwooang/status/2106112378219954284
>>749367370>romanceoh anon...
>>749367356Found in a couple seconds with Google lens https://x.com/sonwooang/status/2106112378219954284
>>749367304I still remember when I went to a female psychologist a few years ago because of my depression and I told her that I didn't want to take any kind of drugs so she tried to help me with a lot of methods and one of them was to take ayahuasca of course I never did it and in the end, she literally gave up and told me that she didn't know how to help me
>>749367261>ugh you're all so bad for chasing this artist away!>now they're gonna become EVIL and FAR RIGHT and draw ACTUAL NAZIS!!!!worst part is they actually think they're better acting like this
>>749367408>>749367431What
look malfoy will NEVER be a woman. but what if he was a trap?
>>749367350No way tr/a/nny janny will allow thread about the latest fotm animesissyfaggot having perky man tits but if you post malfoid you are going to get banned
>>749367367
>>749364474what app is this
>>749367450>Recommend you take ayahuascaI'm starting to think your average psychologist is causing way more harm than good.
>>749367429>>749367447Damn, I didn't think individual Malfoids could be identified through google lens this quickly.Too bad the artist didn't draw more. Thank you
>>749366983NTA but I did a month of Ayahuasca in Peru before covid. It's really pretty much nothing like I thought it would be. I've done acid and salvia before, and I'd say acid and especially salvia are both more intense. Ayahuasca is more like you are still almost entirely lucid and grounded in reality, but that a very vivid daydream is playing out, and you are seasick. I could type several posts about it, but overall it's just really not what it's advertised as. It's more of like a very vivid daydream which causes you to make lots of connections and realizations within your life that would otherwise take years of therapy to understand. It's pretty chill. Like you shouldn't be driving or anything during it, but you can still have a pretty normal conversation if you need to. I will say though, I specifically asked the Shaman to "break my brain" for one of the ceremonies, and that ceremony ended up being so intense that I kinda blacked out for a while during it and I woke up lost in a repeating loop of ancestral time that made me "know" that everything I had done had the purpose of leading me to this exact moment. Everyone else in my group also remarked about how that ceremony in particular was the strongest and "best" one of the months' worth of ceremonies we had. And it really was the best one. Ayahuasca ceremonies in a way are like very intimate "concerts" where Ayahuasca is the anesthetic and the icaros are the instruments and the Shaman are performing spiritual surgery on you.
>>749356840This is unironically the best meme in years,i was not this happy to search in my feed for new videos of something since fucking Chris wanting to extend the Redfield bloodline.Its all AI slop polluting everything
>>749367471Romance wasn't put in the game, rumoured to be cutting room floor stuff but no evidence.Sequel might go full RPG so its possibly it gets added in but its not an official feature.
>>749367537True Love is the ultimate weapon against NTR.
>>749367537real potter fans know voldy's ass is ending up in the dirt LONG before he can pull some pretend NTR play
>>749367559Voldy will now gladly offer his life if it means being the final piece of this story.
>>749365020I don't know but I saw some petra parker art and there was no trans shit linked to it idk what these anons are talking about
>>749367519Yeah it's hit or miss, like searching the image I posted >>749367447 did not lead to the source post. https://twitter.com/xAxYxEx/status/2108589211192549383
i don't give two shits about harry potter, all i care about is sex with malfoid
>>749367537>Americans>NTRYawn, totally out of character for Tommie Boy
>>749367507>the latest fotm animesissyfaggot having perky man titsnever thought i'd see a show actually use the 'draw a girl and call it a boy' thing as an excuse to show uncensored perky nips on TV, did make me kek
>>749367450>>749367517Ayahuasca really can help you. It knows you better than you know you. One of the girls I did it with said this:>"...it's just a plant... like what the fuck..."and that's really what it's like. You can make connections and realizations that are like an "oh duh" moment that would probably take years of therapy to arrive at. Even someone telling you the solution to something is not the same as you coming to the conclusion yourself. And it knows you to talk to you in ways that you will understand as well. It really is insane how well it knows you.
>>749366897>I SWEAR if I have to comb these stupid lightning bolts out of your hair one more time I am going to say a word I promised your father I'd never say again! Why did I have to marry an idiot with untameable hair?!
if dumbass bitches could read we'd have SO much dracoXharry shit. they go this far on just the movies but in the book theres so much more. and so better things too. rowling really drives it through just how reluctant draco is to hurt or kill harry. at his worst he tried crucio and never again attempted to hurt harry. even in the room of requirement he asked for his wand back and kept stopping crabbe and goyle from killing or hurting harry, shoving them around to fuck up their spells. its why harry saves him. he knows from multiple MULTIPLE interactions that draco isnt evil. theres also the few times he looked through voldemorts eyes and saw him forcing draco to do evil shit and the focus is on draco's extremely reluctant and fearful face.the books would be so much better if he was a girl and ginny got raped to death by a pack of niggers
>>749367537"Well done, Draco. Well done."
>>749367507This meme only works on /v/ because it has the worst jannies who just don't give a shit.
>>749365020What so funny about this outrage is I see so many trans artists complaining about giving light to anything related to harry potter while still using Adolf musk website. Like be consistent you mentally ill freaks.
>>749367537Kek
Can't catch a golden snitch if you can't focus on it
I NEED FemSnape.
>>749367195The YEARNING intensifies
>>749367838I don't careI'm not taking any drugs
>>749359979This meme is the highest pure of kino we've had in years, i told you bros
>>749367632>>749367639>>749367537What's funny is that the artist replied to someone that they didn't intend this to depict NTR but the shocking scene of Malfoid as a death eater.
>>749367872Dang, you would think Hogwarts would have a dress code that didn't involve paizuri windows.
>>749367862Yes Seethe, seethe for my entertainment tranny, you lost
>>749367195That's literally how my first kiss looked, only she did it in front of my entire class.
>>749359979So it actually has nothing to do with the Draco constellation.
>>749366983it will make you feel really bad if you take in big doses stopping at one small coffee cup like 50, 100 ml is the bestmore than that you are fucked up. i took a whole bottle lol.... i've heard people saying that in the past yes it completely fuck up the "normal" life the person has had but i think thats not related to ayahuasca but the person himself. if anything it just make you vomit a lot >>749367304no it's not. you just hallucinate a lot and if you are alone you can die next day you are normal already
>>749367975I can shitpost freely, how did I lose?
>>749367195
>>749367991lucky motherfucker
>>749367931Well, it's actually "plant medicine", and I'm not telling you that you need to take it. People who do not desire to take it should not take it. However, it *can* help, for people who hear the call.
>>749367096what do you mean denied I have already substituted the official fanfiction with my canon
>>749367096>tsundere ojou-samaNice job flanderdizing the character to an anime trope, retard. The whole appeal of Malfoid is her being a bad person and unhinged bitch, but someone who actually loves and obsesses over Harry.
>>749368092marihuana is also a plant and it's a fucking drugagain, not gonna do drugs
>>749367991I don't believe yougiwtwm
>>749368078Not necessarily, she robbed my of my growth in assertiveness during high school.
>>749365890>ai slopnigger
>>749368207oh shut up, faggot
>>749361610It was literally a tsundere from the start,retard kun
>>749367517Wait until you hear of the German who larped as a psychologist (including teaching at universities) to prove all the teachings in the field were bullshit, and did a better job than every single diploma holder, he did such a fantastic job that the state could not get a single of his clients to testify against him, because all of them said he was by far the best they ever had.
>>749367991and then you woke up! LARPing faggiiit.
>>749368152Do you ever put on music or videos to fall asleep to anon?
>>749367195KINOINO
>>749368152Marijuana can probably be used as a plant medicine, somewhere, but it is not considered a plant medicine. "Plant Medicine" refers to plants that... well... act like a medicine. There is usually some sort of physical purge involved in their ingestion. My shaman actually very specifically told me to stop smoking weed because it's a very "sticky" energy, and I never even told her that I smoked weed.
>>749368261are you really comparing some white noise to fucking drugs?
>>749367423I don't really feel bad for people who willing played so much ubislop that it became slop to them.
>>749368249Do you ACTUALLY think every person on 4chan is kissless and sexless? It's a MEME, you fucking retard.The average 4channer is a guy in his late 20s/early 30s, half of them married.
i just realized magical pegging would be insane. she could just enchant the dildo to feel real.
>>749368343>It's a MEMEsure, just a meme... haha...
>>749368317No, I'm just asking a question. Should I take your response as a yes?
>>749367507We had two. any other is deleted by the janny thread since >>>/a/291370529 >>>/a/291365278
>>749368343>half of them married.This level of delusion should be a bannable offense. Though normally Id think you were being sarcastic.
>>749368343I'm a widower.I miss my wife.
>>749368381Anon, in reality half the girls would be growing magical futa cocks and fucking the other half in their dormitories.
>>749368094>I have already substituted the official fanfiction with my canonso true king. same.
>>749361610>alreadyIt's been a week and a half of this characterizationEven the cutesey romcom stuff come to a halt by Book 6 anyway.There is, by design, and inherent level of angst, misunderstanding, and conflict in the dynamic that is accepted.
>>749368401of course I do. I just fall sleep with the TV on. There was a time where I just was feeling so down that I just turned off everything and went to sleep in the dark
>>749362596Its le jeooos obviously nothing is natural anymore
>>749367507>>749367794Yeah, I gotta say, you have to respect just how far "draw a girl, call it a boy" has come.
>>749368407>>749367862Told ya.
>>749367942The artist clearly didn't read the books then. Voldy barely moves, is constantly expressionless, and he certainly doesn't want to touch people more than necessary.
>>749368479>There was a time where I just was feeling so down that I just turned off everything and went to sleep in the darkAret you supposed to do that by default?
>>749367537>>749367942mutts law at its finest
>>749367943>Drink love potion >It does nothing
>>749367794>uncensoredWho's gonna tell him
Move to >>749355106 once this one reaches page 10
>>749368559sure but I'm a retard 34yo virgin loser with porn addictionyou think I'm normal?
>>749361248Sounds like you're very insecure.
>>749368343Nobody said you were kissless, you autist. Not the point of that message lol
>>749357262Of the many superb pieces of art of her, this is my favorite one.
>>749367304ayahu what, bruh just do shrooms like everyone else
>>749368469low iq baboon kek
>>749368465>women are dykes!nigga fuck all the way off. even with a century of desperately aggressive dyke propaganda in all forms of media including childrens cartoons only SOME women think theyre maybe bi but not really. if they did the same with faggotry we'd have every single man thinking men are naturally bi. we have historical context for this with MULTIPLE ancient cultures of male bisexuality being normalized and female bisexuality being demonized.if the guys arent fucking each other, the girls are definitely not fucking each other.
>>749367991This made me remember that I think my first kiss might technically be as a freshmen or sophomore, I went to a battle of the bands and some girl just walked up to me and kissed me out of nowhere, then smiled at me as she walked away. I was kinda just like "wtf" then I "friend" I was with started laughing at me and saying that I was a dare. He might even have been right, I have no idea, but I ended up with a hot girlfriend later on and he ended up ugly and with an ugly bitch and an ugly kid and he just generally turned into an ugly person who hates everything.
>>749367423To be fair, it's a GREAT coat of paint
>629 postsholy hell... you rarely see a thread going 129 posts above the bump limit on /v Good thread tho
>>749368479I see. How often do you have constant thoughts when background white noise isn't on like that? Do you drink a lot of coffee or other caffeinated drinks too? Probably not given your stated dislike of drugs.
>>749368613>another 600+ reply thread
>>749368432>"If anyone is gonna hit this retard, it's gonna be me."
>>749368670so true king. for me it is >>749358127
>>749368750female privilege lets women sexually assault men for fun without even the slightest negative connotation
>>749368762I only drink coke zero and nothing elseand I have constant thoughts (always negative ones) whether I leave the TV on or not
>>749368479This nigga just rawdogging sleep
>>749362073Just be born the chosen one and be rich and get handouts like a motherfucker from the ancient gay wizard headmaster.
>>749368706>>749368785my heart man...
Did Slytherin ever had good guys in the booksBecause in the movies they sure made them all look like "The Bad Guy House" and nobody is friends with other houss while the other 3 really fine with Each otherHell Harry was in good terms with Huffle and Ravens
>>749367096>‘What’s the good of that if I’m not in the house team?’ said Malfoid, looking sulky and bad-tempered. ‘Harry Potter got a Nimbus Two Thousand last year. Special permission from Dumbledore so he could play for Gryffindor. He’s not even that good, it’s just because he’s famous… famous for having a stupid scar on his forehead…’…‘… everyone thinks he’s so smart, wonderful Potter with his scar and his broomstick –’‘You have told me this at least a dozen times already,’ said Mr Malfoy…Just subconciously substitute every Malfoid's pronoun in the book into a girl and her line still fits as is.
>>749368816Duelling in harry potter sucksThis image is a realisation of the potential
>>749368945Slughorn doesn't seem particularly dickish
>>749368945technically regulus black but he still did become a death eater first and harry only finds this out when regulus is long dead
>>749368945No. Unless you count Snape, then not a single Slytherin was depicted as anything but an elitist asshole.It remains a flaw.
>>749368862>he genuinely believes an artificial chemical concoction of flavors can have zero calories>but he refuses to ingest tea made from the roots and vines of plants
>>749368903I really like her face and haircut here.
>>749357105Did you think it was """"clever"""" when the battle frontier in the pokemon remake was just a model too? for fuck's sake.
>>749364543cute dork
>>749368945not until the very end after voldemort dies. rowling specifies that no one was huddled by house anymore and everyone was just in a mixed group. even the malfoys were in there. yes they DIDNT leave the grounds like in the movie. actually unlike the movie where harry reveals hes alive and then the malfoys leave, narcissa and lucius just straight up walk away from voldecunt while harry is invisible and look for draco
>>749368984Of course because malfoy was jjk projection of her bully(s)
>>749368945No they are comedically the bad guys for no proper reasonFanfic has fixed this
>>749368945It is stated that Merlin was a Slytherin, and he is used as an example of Slytherin not necessarily being bad guys, but in the books they are basically just "team evil"
Did Pansy have such a cute hairstyle in the movies? Or it is just 2D magic making it look acceptable.
>>749368754>screenshot conveniently leaves out the >50% brown NPCs
What do you think Draceana's favorite threat to her misbehaving children is? >Your father will hear about this>>749368945The only Slytherin in the books known to not be outright gits are Slughorn and I suppose Professor Black, the old headmaster. In the 7th book they literally kick all of the slytherins out of the castle during the battle of Hogwarts. IMO making them less totally evil in Hogwarts Legacy was better.
>>749368984i can't help but think that malfoy was always supposed to be a woman ,and JK changed it for some reason. it's is actually crazy how well it fits
>>749369037if it was the overweight me of past, I would have agreed with you. But after changing from regular to zero and losing 25kg and not regaining any of it, I have to disagreeof course this could be just some placebo shit and I lost weight only because I changed my eating habits but at the end of the day, I can still drink a sugary drink and not get fat
>>749369237I cant help but think that youre retarded. Not everything is meant to be a generic tsundere anime trope.
>>749369181Malfoid sounds like the parent to be scared of while Harry's the softer one on the children.
>>749368862Congrats on having ADHD or complex PTSD anon, you're gonna need talk to a psychiatrist to get proper treatment and drop your dislike of drugs just for the specific prescription you get.Depending on the amount of coke zero you drink you could be unintentionally self-medicating with the caffeine in it, though it isn't a large amount compared to coffee or tea.
>>749369278>tranny melty
>>749369309>say a character is just a regular male rival instead of some tranny>MELTY Kill yourself
^tranny balding lmao
>>749369237women literally cant comprehend the male mind so they exclusively write from the female perspective. you could change EVERYONE into women and it would make more sense. draco is just the most obvious change but even dumbledore and snape could be female and their behavior makes more sense
^This conversation is only happening because you had a tranny melty that somebody dared to put in a m*le character in the first place
>>749369296getting drunk with malfoid...
>>749369285She seems like the type to use "your daddy killed the worst wizard ever" whenever she can
Stroke Potter. Blow Potter. Slap Potter's cock against my tongue. Forcefeed my pussy into Potter's mouth. Defecate in Potter's face. Shove four fingers in Potter's ass. Amazon Position potter while roleplaying as his mom and making him play the role of Voldemort. Point my ass up and my face down so Potter can slam my ass like a jackhammer. Twist Potter's nuts while his semi-flaccid penis is in my throat. Force Potter to rape the mudblood.
>>749369361>uses bskyneck yourself immediately
>>749369296or I could just die of old age alone and with the reassurance that I never had to waste any money on medicine or drugs to have a semblance of normal life like everyone is addicted nowadays in this stupid space rock
>>749368984>>749369237It really is crazy how nothing even needs to change for Malfoy being a girl to make more sense.
>harry meets Malfoy in daigon alley before hogwarts >This means that in the malfoid timeline first girl wins Peak
>>749368945I think Slughorn is the only good one who didn't even try to join wizard Hitler only to defect later
>>749369181>they literally kick all of the slytherins out of the castle during the battle of Hogwartsdo they? im pretty sure they fight FOR hogwarts. at the very very end where harry goes to dumbledore's office, the paintings are celebrating and one of them says "and dont forget slytherin played its part, dont let our contributions be forgotten!"
>>749369443careful anon, our resident tranny arrived at the end of the thread to start balding and will say some mean words to you
>>749369397>Your father gave me these scars
>>749369427>Lucius snoops in his daughter's diary, reads this, and has a heart attack on the spot.
>>749369361>directly funds my life being worseWhat is he even talking about? At least they know it's not a psyop though.
>>749369296>you have thoughts? You must take these mind-altering drugs for the rest of your life!Sounds like my leftist sister who thinks everyone has fibromyalgia and mental issues that require medication
>>749369506>s-stop bullying me!!!
>>749369464yeah that too. first encounter. first proper witch unlike the dumb halfbreed fagrid
>>749369386The same also applies in reverse though. I know you guys will get annoyed at this but most male written female characters are vapid and cringeworthy which is why women don't like most male orientated stories more than just the focus on male themes desu
>>749369513in the book, snape tells draco there might be scars unless they can treat him with dittany fast enough. i doubt they got to the infirmary fast enough to fully get rid of them. they wouldnt be that bad though. maybe some thin lines
>no ubalding ..
>>749369506Trannies are so funny. Like nothing they say or think or do or pretend to be even makes any sense. It's like if everything they say comes out as just some angry scribbles.
>>749369441Nigga it ain't about being normal, it's about smothering the fucking constant voice in your head so you can actually focus on something.
>bump limit>& image limitThe snake magic is getting stronger...
>>749369528basically>malfoid gets popular>people buy harry potter stuff>money goes to JK>JK uses money to fund anti-trans stuff>this kills them
>>749369646Your tranny psyop wont work on me. I can see how youve been blogging about needing antidepressants.
>>749369443>'Trying not to think about it, are we? ‘ said Malfoy softly, looking around at all three of them. ‘Trying to pretend it hasn’t happened? ‘‘Get out, ‘ said Harry.
>>749369614>which is why women don't like most male orientated storiesthats where youre VERY wrong. women love male writing and hate female writing. its why they love shit like star wars, until they make it themselves and it becomes garbage. you have centuries of market research showing this trend. they like watching stuff for guys, and they stop when its altered for them because they liked the original
>>749369702We had 900 posts few days ago
>>749369669>it's about smothering the fucking constant voice in your head so you can actually focus on somethingif you need drugs to do that, then you have a bigger problem than having voices in your headbut hey, you do youenjoy your drugs
>>749369634It's either a bunch of thin small ones or one large one.
>>749369523>500 points to Gryffindor!
>>749369528They've been pretending for years that Rowling is using her money to fund anti-tranny death squads, and they believe that fiercely because like all leftists, they are NPCs fully incapable of comprehending the idea of making up your mind on anything through a mix of facts, logic and experience. To them, if you dislike trannies, it's because you were "brainwashed" and the easiest target to blame this on is Rowling or Drumpf. They'll never ever entertain the idea that you could hold a position independently of any authority figure, which is why they are constantly shitting themselves around here screaming to the heavens that the only reason you're not a neo-marxist is because you must listen to Assmongoloid 10 hours a day.
>>749369749a bunch of thin ones id say. at least in the chest. he got hit in the chest and face not the belly
>>749369727also schizophrenic KEK. You trannies are beyond help
>>749369427a high class lady WOULD be a cuckquean
>>749369804>Rowling is using her money to fund anti-tranny death squadsGod I fucking wish I lived in the universe that trannies imagine they live in.
>>749369614>I know you guys will get annoyedOnly because your phrasing of true facts is dishonest. Most written characters are ASS period, so of course most females will be ass, just like most men are. What matters for study is comparing the character writing in good stories, and no, a woman acting like a woman instead of le epic stronk female isn't a badly written character.
Another dogshit relevant blog thread
>>749369880Why are they likely this
>>749369860Theres no way you said this unironically after how pathetic some of the posts you made are
Malfoid? Won.
>>749369361soijack melty.
rowling made a crime drama series and the characters still have retarded wizard names even though theyre normal humans in the normal modern world
>>749369930Lmao noWomen do not like star wars compared to female centric stories anonI hate to break this to you
>>749369962Like* lol
