>Start game>Every class sounds equally fun>Can't make a decision>Quit gameI can't be the only one
>>749401823Sort of did this with Dragon Age Origins. The origins for the characters were all fun and varied but right when they end you go to the fade and that was terrible so I only played the origin intros for all the types of characters and then never played the game again and considered it a weekend spent doing a low level dnd module and felt satisfied.
if an rpg doesn't have a martial artist archetype I'm not playing it
>>749402036me but with a fireball casting wizard
>>749401823I have literally never felt that way. I've felt the opposite way, though. I always have trouble starting a Souls playthrough because I don't know what to play, so I ask myself, "What do I want to play?" And I guess the answer is nothing, so I just close it.
>>749401823i'll take the boxing gloves
>>749401823what the fuck is the downside with the boxing gloves
>>749402160You have to eat all the eggs.
Clown is terribly overpowered, and I'm all in for it, honk honk!
>>749401943>Did the tower first every time instead of trying out the other three locations.You had a 50% chance to land on something actually fun (75% if you like big underground megadungons that are just rock tunnels) and you kept picking the same 25% each time.
>>749401823Jokes on you, I'm apathetic to Nickleback so there are literally no downsides for going conductor.
>>749402160Try eating 3 eggs a day for a month then come back to me. Also I guess the real downside with all of them is that you miss out on the other gloves
>>749402418the chance is so absurdly low, it will never happen in your lifetime anyway.
>>749402548i usually eat like 8 or 9 eggs at once when im feeling eggs, but used to have 2 for breakfast every day for years. 3 eggs a day would be nothing for me. i love eggs.
>>749402268Yes but you'd also be a fan of ICP
>>749402596I think they are cool
>the chance to be forced to play Nickelback for a week is lower than the chance to literally blow up the entire universe with the 1000 factorial projectile
>>749402662
>>749402595>forget to eat the eggs>fucking die
>>749402668Who the fuck balanced this shit?
>>749401823Fingerless gloves downside is negated by already performing its other downsideIts the safest glove as there is no actual catch once it triggers both downsides simultaneously
>>749402728how hard is it to set an alarm on your phone or leave sticky notes on stuff as a reminder?
>>7494018231000! tons of TNT is equal to about 4x10^2577 joules of energy in a single explosion. the total energy contained in the universe is estimated to be about 3x10^71 joules. the energy that you would expend in that blast would have over 2,500 zeroes more energy than the entire universe. all life, the planets, the stars, galaxies, clusters, everything and everyone you love would cease to exist in an instant. afterwards, i would assume that some extremely fucked up and abstract shit would happen considering that the energy of the blast itself would still be leftover. probably something like the dimensions of space and time being torn apart at the seams, the consequences of which are completely unknown to science. that being said, everyone is already dead anyways, so it's no big deal.is the fire glove still worth it?
>>749402595If you ate 3 eggs every day forever you would smell unholy.
>>749402950>somewhere deep in the ravaged bowels of space's corpse>*honk honk*
>>749401823>touch screen gloves have 0 downsides
>>749401823> obamaAncient meme.
>>749403074But the powers are dogshit.
>>749401823>and fuck itfurry gloves
>>749402840>choose fingerless gloves>you get a magical katana>but you still only have the power level of one human>die in your first combat
>>749401823>can't listen to Linkin Park againover the fucking lineAnyways there's no real downside to the Music Conductor gloves so those. Touch Screen gloves have a downside that doesn't matter since I've been on 4chan for decades. Vintage Boxing gloves would be great if it wasn't for outright fucking dying if you miss a day for some reason. Medical Gloves are suicide-bait but otherwise good. Fuck the rest.
>>749403162Just work your way up from weak people like kids or old people. It'll be like an MMO
>>749403006only if you boiled and ate them. eating scrambled or over hard wouldn't.
>>749403162>not killing the clown as your first target to get all the broken ass powers while your edginess negates the downsides outrightDo you even Isekai Hero, anon?
>>749403061lmao>the white flash of the blast settles down>the honker walks around in an empty white void>walks toward a door and opens it>he falls down face first into a pie in his own backyard
>>749401823Medical Gloves for the longest life no brainier
>>749402668you simply cannot comprehend how bad nickelback is
>>749401823>can only shower once a month>doesn't say anything about any other forms of hygiene, including taking a bath
>>749403224>implying an edge lord let alone an edge lord with base human powers could ever canonically kill a character with toon level powers
>>749402950Those would be useful in one circumstance as a hail mary against heat death at the "end of time"
>>749403290I don't get the hate. I don't like them but they don't sound as bad as the average song you hear on the radio nowadays.
>>749401823What stops me from taking baths or any other form of cleaning with the furry gloves? Not showering isn't a real downside
>>749403301He could because the clown follows the laws of>it would be very funny to give the edgy guy toon powers too
>>749403183Okay but how many weak people do you have to kill in order to become too powerful for the police to handle? Could you avoid the law for long enough to reach anime protagonist tier power?
>>749403290i like that rockstar song they made
>>749403108Global teleportation, trivial access to infinite money, and a digital gf is dogshit? Yeah you're not blowing anyone up with your fists but you're surreptitiously set for life, even without the mech.
>>749403224>killing the clownOne does not simply kill the clown, if you try to kill the clown, he will drink water, and you will see how the water filtrates from his body, he will then cream pie you, but the pie has a bomb and you explode.
>>749403392The police on average struggle to kill 2 or 3 niggers with a double majority advantage half the time so probably after you slice and dice about 10 teenagers at the mall once you start your Postal style rampage
>>749403392Assuming you steal their durability / endurance too, like two people.
>>749403450A clown requires an audience of non-clownsA clown that kills in private 1v1 combat is no longer a clown by the merit of removing its sole audience member
>>749403510Absorbing the PL of 2 people wouldn't make you impervious to bullets, Anon. I mean a gorilla has the strength of like a 100 men and a gorilla would still fall to a couple of 9mm bullets
>>749403585But can 9mm bullets pierce through three people?
>>749402548you're funnywhen I was younger I ate 6 eggs every morning, toned down to 4 every morning now as I'm approaching 40
>>749403390Touché
>>749403582The clown has his clown gf as the audience, AND he can summon a crowd of people.
>>749403610I dunno but I dunno if it works like that
>>749403674Ehm humans are god-made items not man-made items, Chud
>>749403619Yeah but I bet you're really sick of them
>>749403745He can summon a crowd of people by summoning a TV camera and broadcast his prank to the whole country.
>>749403674Clown GF is still a clown, audience summons through clown powers are by extension still a part of the clown.There must be at least 1 human audience member for the clowns powers to properly activate, and in a private 1v1 that means the clown and the edgelord can only stall each other out indefinitely until one gives up and dies, or the clown reaches the logical conclusion that its own death IS the punchline for such a silly matchup.
>>749401823Med gloves. Live 10 times as long and can heal anything outside of instant death. If you wanted infinite money, charge people for miracle-level healing. Don't care about being handsome. Romantic drama doesn't matter if you have no love life. Not saving the kid will suck, but since I could simply walk into a child's cancer center and heal everyone, it'd be selfish to decline just because some mental anguish.Other gloves are more fun, but this one seems the easiest to live with.
>>749403582>implying you need an audience >implying I'm ever going out without clown gf or live streaming my shenanigans anyway >implying you can damage me when I'm high on cu-cu-cu-cockaine
>>749403792You're rightclown gloves might be too OP. The harlequin gf needs to be removed I think so you struggle with romance because you almost constantly have to wear the clown outfit and honk during inappropriate moments
>>749401823Fingerless gloves because those are the one I own
>>749403920Imagine the sex.
>>749403886>clown players always forgetting their biggest debuffNot surprising, see too many of you jokers coke up and summon the bimbo only to then kill yourselves on the Medical Gloves players surgery tables as the joke
>>749403879>clown dies>edgelord gets powers>clown (dead) winks>when edgelord tries to use his powers his sword deflates>his sword was actually just a balloon>the clown gets the sword and becomes a Jester>......>h̸̺̳͈̬̓̄̐̈́e̴̱͈̤̔ ̸̨̡̼̱̰̭́̋b̴̤̿ạ̴̡̼̯̣̈͛̄͋c̶̣̪̯̓̎͜k̸̡̨̩̦̐̂͐ş̶̡͙̥̜̇͊̌̂͜t̵̮̔̒̏̀̈́̇a̷͓͙̘̿b̴̨̯͆š̸͈ ̴̧̮͔͙͖͌́͒̃͠t̴̨̡̜̳͙͆͆̒̇ͅh̵̟̿̀́̔͐̚e̴̥͂̀ ̴̩͛ȅ̷̱̩̤̩̇̈̔̕d̶̳̾g̶͍̪̙̏̕é̸̱̋̑̽͛l̷̠̭̰̋̌͐̆̊o̷͔̞͆ȑ̴͎̻͝d̶̜̼̞̠̃͗̈́̂͛ ̶̨̧͕̄̒̍̎͝a̴̟̼̪̭̠͘ṉ̷̨̖͎̐́̌̉̕̚ḑ̵̢̛̹̔ ̴̡͚̭̘̱̽̀̂r̸̢̼̺̪̼̙̿̓̒à̴͖̓̓p̶̹̳̂̈́̚e̵̢̢͖̎̑̕͝͝s̷͖͚̓͂́̉̕͜͠ ̴̰̩͚̭͖͂ḧ̴̨̟́ḯ̵̝͎̯̎̄̚̕͝s̸͖̎́̿ ̶̼̻̱̟̆̔̓̋̎̀ͅs̷̘̾̏̋̒̐k̷̞̤̖̈́͒͑̉̏́ư̶̖̫͎̺̓̒l̴̡̤̭̘̣̠̈̃̒l̴̡̛̜̦̮̦̄,̴̖̂̎͋ ̸̣͖́̊̉͑͜ȇ̴̖͙͈̜͕̔̑͝͝v̷̢̘̦̹̾̈̿́̋ë̶͉r̷̖̼̰̩̹̀̕̚y̸̛̙̔͋͗͝ ̴̥͗ţ̴̢̧͙̘̣̈́h̷̠̑̀̊r̷͉̜̯͊̉̒͘͠u̴̧̖͚̬̺̗̿́s̵̥̖̉͋t̷̥̗̼̔ ̷̗̫̼͝͝i̵̺͗̒̽̈͂ś̵̟͍̪̈́̋ ̴̝̖͕̄̌̈́̕a̸͈͎͗ ̶̙̰͂h̵̙̓̔̒̕͠ṏ̶̳̝̰̩́̂͐̒̈͜ͅń̵͙̻͓͈̌̉̊ḳ̶͕̼̣̰̗͛̂̌̂͊honk honk!
I will choose the music gloves and I will inspire a new generation of bassists.
>>749404162*slaps you with a big mouth bass*
How powerful is a cow? The meta play for the katana would probably be to sneak into a cow farm and kill 100 cows.Question is how many cows it takes to become impervious to physical harm.Either way the medical gloves are the best since they let you cure cancer and live 800+ years
Hackerman gloves seem to be the lowest risk/reward for /v/irgins. Free mech/waifu/teleporting, and at worst you'll have to deal with deep-dive Second Life, of which you'd probably get somewhat numb after seeing visceral Hellraiser shit on end.
>>749404285you're gonna make a lot of milk
>>749403885You would basically have to keep your identity a complete secret. And perform random miracles that can't be traced back to you somehow. You would be worshipped as a god or a prophet of God and unfortunately people from an opposing religion would kill you. People from all over the entire world would try to track you down to save their life or loved ones if you would be inundated with pleas for help 24/7, 365, for your entire 1000 year lifespan.
>>749401823I'm assuming Music Conductor Gloves give you an innate understanding of music theory, in which case the downside of "maybe once in your entire life if you're insanely unlucky you can't play music for a week" might as well not exist.Medical Gloves are really tempting too for absurd super powers and easy wealth. Drama sucks but getting involved with women always involves drama anyway.
>>749404285Cows are about 10 times stronger than a human if we go by raw strength alone.
>>749404285I dunno why but I think it would be pretty difficult to kill a cow with a katana
>>749404324yet another upside
>>749404327Aktully, since you didn't put the gloves on on the day you were born, you would only have like 500-600 years left assuming you are around 20-30 years old
>>749404371Cows are pretty docile animals anon could aim for the neck without trouble and stab the cow so it bleeds out to death.But cows are also very cute, and you shouldn't hurt them unless you want to eat them.
>>749404450Katanas aren't really stabbing weapons though, right? I dunno if an inexperienced Anon could pull it off desu.
>>749404527Maybe he should strike a pig or two first.
>>749404527Just go after fish.You can't die to fish right?
>>749404609>using fire elemental against water elementalNGMI
>>749404609Fish are unironically too fast to actually hit them while underwater.
Boxing glovesfind a way to harness punches/speed for infinite energy.I love eating eggs and always have like 3-6 a day anyway.But just in case, keep jars of pickled eggs everywhere I might need themand baggies of whole freeze dried eggs, powdered on me at all times and in every safe house type spot.
>>749403774not at all anonit's been over 20 years I'm on this routine and it is the most favourite time of my day4 softboiled egg, eat egg white first, few drops of maggi on these four balls of egg yolks, squish them a little for the sauce to seep in, enjoydeliciously gooey
I like to drink my choccy milk with a raw egg mixed in it.
>>749402548just be autistic and have eggs as your routine easy
>>749401823I thought i was an autist, but this is going even further beyond.
>>749405123cyoa threads are /v/ culture.
>>749404782>>749404814>>749404956what if like society collapses and you can no longer buy groceries?
>>749402160If you happen to be 24 hours away from the nearest 3 eggs its gg.
>>749402418The odds of hitting that downside are astronomically low, but even then you could make bread off the dad rock enthusiasts
>>749405174You do know eggs come from chickens, right? Seeing as eggs are what keep you alive, it is only natural that you also keep some chickens around.
>>749403885>>749404327With how government surveillance works in most developed countries after fist 30 years you would have to find some method to get fake ids and stuff since it would quickly become apparent that there is something strange about you(if you want to stay hidden and just enjoy your long life), not to mention you would have to have money for it so your only realistic options are becoming open about it and risking being killed or somehow get in contact with influential people and sell your services to them.
>>749404028>implying I'm not recording an anti drug PSA while at the same time demonstrating how drugs give you super powers>they actually don't it's just toon logic but now everyone is a drug addict and must snort them out of my asshole
>>749405290>your chickens die of chicken aidswhat now, poindexter?
>>7494030063 eggs over easy, and a meat is the breakfast of champions.
>>749402950It's tonnes, not tons. 1 tonne of TNT has 4184000000 joules of energy. 1000 tonnes of TNT has 4184000000000 joules of energy. For reference, the Sun gives off 3.846 x 10^26 joules of energy every second. Your math is fucked.
>>749405174as if that wouldn't happen to most of the choices if there's a collapse>you start the collapse yourself when using winter glove (1KT is 10% of nuke dropped on japan)>can't listen to linkin park album without proper electricity>can't sit in front of screen for blue lightjust needing to eat eggs for the "cost to use" is so easy
>>749404943I like making a lazy eggnog for breakfast sometimes>whole milk>couple egg yolks (save the whites for scrambled eggs)>cream>nutmegdelicious christmas milkshake year roundmacros aren't even that bad depending on yolk/cream ratio
>>749405329Learn to prepare century eggs so now you have eggs that never go bad.
>>749405436>don't sit in front of a blue light>just get grumpy >don't eat eggs>fucking die
>>749401823Music conductor ez. Also>Nickelback hateAre we still living in 2010?
>>749405169No, no, op's green text. How can one be so spergy they can't make a simple decision.
>>749405645I just wanted an excuse to post the image desu
>>749402160The downside to the boxing gloves is they aren't the medical gloves.If you can heal any injury or illness you can abuse all the superdrugs they give soldiers all at once and then just repeatedly heal the damage they do to you. Unless the healing takes normal time then what's the point you are superman from the unholy concoction of drugs you are on with zero body ruining side effects that would normally follow.
>>749405329use powers to get rich and buy egg farms and processing on every continent.There's also so many ways eggs and be preserved or baked into other food. Make yourself MRE packs that for sure have 4 eggs in them (just to be safe) and amass a huge supply of them with caches hidden all over wherever you could go. If you're ever desperate, use the super speed to go someplace that has eggs. Hell, chicken eggs aren't even specified so you could go in the bush and eat wild bird eggs or caviar or cadbury candy eggs.Boxing gloves are the most collapse-proof power.
>>749405693>choose boxing gloves>punch medicalfag's head offGG
>>749405729>Boxing gloves are the most collapse-proof power.Literally every other power has no negatives during a collapse though, except hacker man's powers would be completely useless
>>749401823>F tier>Boxing gloves, fingerless gloves, winter glovesIf you pass out for 24 hours you die, if you simply travel for too long without eggs you die. Fingerless gloves would drive you mad, winter gloves would just get you hunted down, you aren't immune to everything.>B tier>Music glovesNo real downside, but not outlandishly strong either unless you really want to be a musician>S tier>Clown glovesProvided you can pull some comfortable clown suit lining, pulling ANY manmade item is pretty nuts and slapstick rules are bullshit>Medical glovesPhoned in downside, you basically become a god on earth>Touchscreen glovesYou can basically teleport anywhere and get a mech, blue light itself can be beamed onto you without sitting at a PC>Furry glovesThere are some BULLSHIT animals out there and if you can't figure out how to thrive like that there is no hope for you, you could do all sorts of weird shit like sell your own milk and eggs, lay a dinosaur egg yourself, honestly its probably the most fun one next to clown
>>749405776>On a million drugs making me still alive after losing my head>Heal my head then shatter every single bone and eviscerate every single muscle and tendon in my body throwing you into the stratosphere from all the adrenaline and steroids I'm on>Heal my muscles, tendons, and bones
>>749405869>but not outlandishly strong eitherIt depends on what you consider strong.You will be at the apex of every instrument possible with each instance inspiring multiple generations of players for that instrument. You will become music itself and all it takes is you just uploading music to youtube.
clown > musical > fingerless (max power) > boxing > winter > touch screen > medical > furry > fingerless (base power)
>>749405949>land on the moon>do infinite amount of squats to train legs with infinite stamina>take a sippy from my eggnog canteen>jump back to earth and pummel you into a blob of nothingness
>>749406002Heart stone, you can do a lot with that kind of clarity. Make millions gambling, or solve crimes, etc.
>>749405869>Fingerless gloves would drive you mad>implying listening to Linkin Park while you're edgemaxxing isn't kino
>>749401823music gloves seem the most viable for a happy life and you're basically guaranteed to never role the negative as it a one in one-hundred million, and if you do, by then you're already a famous musician and can just play it off as quirk chungus type shit. Inspire people to pay for your music is nice little trick too, I don't see many situations where killing with music would be helpful but it's cool.
>>749406208>I don't see many situations where killing with music would be helpful but it's cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8MbVjzgonAskip to 2:30It IS cool, Anon
If you need to wear the gloves at all times in order to get their effects, then the boxing gloves will look real strange to everyone. Not to mention it'll be hard to manipulate stuff with that on. The medical glove is the best.
>>749406331yeah that baller as fuck
>>749405869>but not outlandishly strong either unless you really want to be a musicianKilling people with sound alone is pretty stupid. You don't even have to be in the vicinity, just toss a mixtape or soundcloud link their way or something.
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