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They say that beggars can't be choosers but snoys choose to go without games every generation.
People are waking up to twitter threads.
>>749405103No luigi's mansionNo pikminNo marioNo new zeldaNo new splatoon pvpDonkey kong is kinda mid, I played it for like 4 hours and I got bored of how easy it was.Splatoon raiders hooked me for a bit but then I just started playing DRG again and that's a better game.
>for everyone>no guns>no balls to kick or throw (tennis don't count)
>>749405103I don't think it's possible to beat the Switch 1 release schedule where there was a must-have game every couple of months. I don't think the Switch 2 had been bad though, Switch 1 is just an impossible standard to live up to.
>>749406446>>no guns and ballsyou have all the multiplats now. The only normiecore games the switch2 doesn't have yet are gatcha, especially Genshit
>>749405103>twitterpost thread >the fag has amiibo in his name, SURELLY NO BIASNESS WHATSOVER.... Are we for real right now? the actual state of /v/ right now, nothing more than hypocritical cacao skin twitter posters.
>>749406446>no gunsSplatoon, Star Fox, Metroid>no ballsMario Tennis, Switch Sports>>>>>>>it doesn't count!Without fail.
>>749406492The OP picture is missing several exclusives on purpose just because they aren't Nintendo games (besides Duskbloods somehow still making it)And the third-party support was abysmal on Switch 1 until near halfway into the console's lifespan, whereas the Switch 2 keeps getting truckloads of titles most often releasing too close to each other.
>literal baby games, souless modern Star Fox remake and highly mediocre continuation of long running Nintendo seriesYawn. The only platform that has "something for everyone" is PC.
>>749406446how many guns & balls game are exclusive now? When I think about Sony Exclusive I think about fake open word medieval asian roll slop now. they overproduce that shit
>>749405103I wanted a new mario 3D game and a good Mario Kart. It doesn't have either.
>>749406659>Star Fox, Metroidlmao this is straight bait>>749406659>Mario Tennis, Switch Sportstrying to bring back dead skeletons from a closet isn't suddenly going to make it a good game, literally everything about switch sports screams i killed the very thing that made it fun.
I'm not going to buy a console because there's one game for everyone
>>749405103>buy a $500 console for 1 gamelol
>>749405103>launch lineup
>>749406446>no balls to kick or throwYou been sleeping under a rock? EA has been giving Nintendo all the sports slop now
>>749406404>Bored of how easy it wasThat gets fixed a few levels in. Just do all the minimum requirements to move on to later levels, the difficulty jumps a fair bit later on
>there is something for everyonecorpo speak. A real person would counter with personal experience of enjoying one of those games. Corpo drones don't have any.
Why don't you latinxes go fight on twitter instead of doing these weird proxy threads on /v/ all day
>>749405103>JohniiboDude that man's an actual shill
I am laying in my bed right now because I am running out of energy after fighting eric for two nights.This hatred of Nintendo needs to be studied.
>>749406404>Nintendo doesn't have these specific games within the first 1.5 years of the console's lifeYou sound like a very difficult person. Especially when you had to specify a regular Splatoon game. Nigger we've had enough fucking Splatoon, Nintendo has spammed the shit out of that franchise. I was already content with the first game.
>>749405103Not bad. Here are the games I would get (I reserved a switch 2 with oot)
>>749405103>JohniiboDude, that guy has plenty of horrendous takes.
>>749405103What? Are you a bot?
>>749407190I can't fathom why someone would not like Mario Kart World, but I do enjoy that you love Bananza, Star Fox, and OoT.Those are among my favorites, as they are very cinematic.
>>749407438I haven't played it, but we still play mario kart 8 sometimes which is fun enough.
>>749405103nintendo needs to try to make a horror game again
>>749405103The only game in this list I care about is Metroid. I cared about MKW, DKB and Air Riders but none of them were particularly good. I guess Nintendo isn't for me any more.
>switch 2 needs shooter games>splatoon doesn't count because... it just doesn'tThis guy could fit right here on /v/.
>>749407762Luigi's Mansion 4.Luigi is very detailed, and the ghosts are more scary.It is played completely straight.Rated E10+.
>>749407762They also need to branch into rated M games. Only adults care about Metroid, it's time to explore what it can to its full potential.
>>749408023Nintendo can make a Metroid shooter spinoff to compete with Halo.
>>749408157That's literally Prime. Prime 4 wasn't great, but still.
>>749408114A hyper-realistic Wario mafia gangster game.
>>749408174No, a multiplayer spinoff with lobbies, like Halo or CoD.
Also, Prime 4 was perfect.
>>7494067848 Deluxe got a Switch 2 update so it now supports eight player split screen.
>>749408257God no.
>>749407438i just wanted stuff in the open world to do, diddy kong racing managed it. the scale is impressive i will admit.
>>749406903>I don't asnwer the point, I invent a meta over the meta, mu tribe still win against reality okThis is just sad.
>>749408382God yes.It would work.
>>749408272Which part?
>>749408257you hated federation force though
>>749408393I thought going around the open world was fun, but I feel like the rest of the game suffers from it. Intermissions are absolutely zero fun. I wish they just changed it so that it's still three laps a track, cause the tracks are by and large fine. Not as good as in MK8, but fine.>>749408480If they ever did a more serious shooter, they should just make it a new IP. Trying to bastardize Metroid into something it's not is bound to fail. But honestly they have no reason to, because Splatoon is popular as is.
>>749408480fps are on the way out. nobody like that competitive mess anymore. how many concord do you need, they are a dead genre, just like mmo died a decade ago. having gaming coelacanths like Wow and Tf2 doesn't mean you can make another one and make profits. You wont.
>>749408257They did that already.Prime Hunters had online VS and nobody bought Federation Force.
>>749405103Even ignoring that this is a retarded twitter user OP, indicating the OP is a massive homosexual underage indian user what the fuck is this lineup?You have Mario Kart World and Bonanza the """launch"""" titles alongside shit that isn't out like OoT demake, Ravenous and Duskbloods which are ages away. Usually when you make a list or set there is a commonality among the items, but here it seems random.
>>749405103>There is literally a game for everyone[citation needed]How can someone dislike nintendo games if there is, and I quote, "a game for everyone".Sounds like a bullshit lie to me
>>749408572>Even ignoring that this is a retarded twitter user OP, indicating the OP is a massive homosexual underage indian user what the fuck is this lineup? >You have Mario Kart World and Bonanza the """launch"""" titles alongside shit that isn't out like OoT demake, Ravenous and Duskbloods which are ages away. Usually when you make a list or set there is a commonality among the items, but here it seems random.
>>749408605>How can someone dislike nintendo games if there is, and I quote, "a game for everyone".They sell non-Nintendo games on the console.
>>749408605This sounded better in your head, I assure you.
>Nintendo hatersWhat is exactly is their problem anyway? They always say it's outdated hardware and toddler shit but always strive to emulate it
>>749408613I see, so you don't know at all
>>749408572It's just a list of exclusive AAA games that are on the console. Does that help you, autism-kun?
>>749408640>>749408662>don't address>just ignoreAre you this "joniibo" retard samefagging?
>>749408917Ain't Metroid Prime 4 exclusive to switch 2?
>>749408452What reality? That launch being not great but I see how some ppl might find something there? Cool. But it's still not great and going "there is smth for everyone" is either an ad or coping because whoever wrote it can't even find something for them.
>>749408963The Switch 2 Edition is, and that is the better version.
>>749408950What would you like me to address? Be specific please.
>>749408963Maybe it's only titles the user personally likes?
>>749409018>Switch 2 EditionIs there a Switch 1 Edition?
>>749409089Yes. Look it up.
>>749409089Yes.
I love Nintendo games and I agree that it's a terrible lineup. The last game I played on my Switch 2 was Tomodachi Life, after that nothing has interested me. I'm still waiting for a new Zelda and Mario game. At this point, I doubt we'll get either before the Switch 3 is released. They seem to have deprioritised their main franchises and are instead releasing niche games for some weird reason. No wonder Switch 2 sales have dropped so much.
>>749409175So what was the last Switch 2 game you bought?
>>749409175>I love Nintendo games and I agree that it's a terrible lineup. The last game I played on my Switch 2 was Tomodachi Life, after that nothing has interested me. I'm still waiting for a new Zelda and Mario game. At this point, I doubt we'll get either before the Switch 3 is released. They seem to have deprioritised their main franchises and are instead releasing niche games for some weird reason. No wonder Switch 2 sales have dropped so much.
>>749408950You are just doubling down on nonsense. adding imaginary words in your already incoherent discourse doesn't help.
>>749409021Not him, but why would you play on an underpowered tablet when there are better alternatives for multiplats?Your exclusives clearly AREN'T for every type of gamer otherwise everyone would be playing on that tablet. Your tablet has no actual game exclusives aside from kiddie shit. Not even safe horny anymore because Nintendo even censors safe horny down to safer horny.
You know what? You're right ,I'm not interested in Nintendo IPs.
>>749409302Maybe because you don't have a better alternative.Why do you ask?>Your exclusives clearly AREN'T for every type of gamerNever said they were.
>>749409328Then leave /v/.
>>749409332>don't have a better alternative Lmao toddlers live in some sheltered universe of their own
>>749409334So /v/intendo is actually a thing?
>>749409217Fire Red
>>749405103A few of those games look pretty cool, like Air Riders, Metroid Ravenous, Duskbloods, and the Ocarina remake. But there's not enough that I'm willing to buy a Switch 2 for. Put a brand new 3D Mario, 3D Zelda and Pikmin 5 on there, and then maybe we'll talk.
>>749409381?
>>749409383Nintendo is the king of gaming.All gamers should show some respect to Nintendo.
>>749409384I mean the last Switch 2 exclusive you bought. Fire Red isn't exclusive.
>>749409414
>>749409431What exactly makes them king when they only release tablet kiddie apps? Roblox is way beyond them in terms of shear fun
honestly splatoon raiders, fire emblem, pokopia and metroid dread is enough to have me buy a console come january
>>749409394>Pikmin 5Why? Pikmin 4 was shit.>>749409467So explain the point you are trying to make. Do it in your next reply.
>>749409510>>749409467
When did you realize you didn't like or had any sort of fondness for Nintendo franchises?
>>749409394>Put a brand new 3D Mario, 3D Zelda and Pikmin 5 on there, and then maybe we'll talk.THEY WILL COME, AND YOU KNOW THAT.I promise to God, you are going to move the goalposts when they get announced, because they will get announced.You'll say "WAAAAAH THEY RUINED MARIO/ZELDA/PIKMIN" because they made them realistic and cinematic or open-world, or you'll find something to complain about.I SEE THROUGH YOU.
>>749409556>no explanation Then you lose whatever argument you think we're having.
>>749409510I said maybe. I also have major reservations about the direction of Zelda and Mario.
>>749409504>they only release tablet kiddie apps?False.Bananza is complex, and Star Fox, Prime 4, and OoT are for hardcore gamers.
>>749409604>Asked why>doesn't elaborateHow disingenuous of you.
>>749409604>I also have major reservations about the direction of Zelda and Mario.What reservations?
>>749409629>"SO ERM.....WIN?"Prime 4 is Reddit-tier cancer.
>>749405103>listing games not outlmfao
>>749405103so far anything worth a play right now iskirby air ridersfire emblem Splatoonwhats worth looking forward to isRavenousxenobladeand dusk bloods maybe
>>749408157They did that...TWICEAnd everyone hated it.
>>749409667False.Prime 4 is evolving Nintendo.
>>749409594You clearly can't read and don't understand basic conversation. As expected from your kind.If you truly unironically believe playing multiplats are better on your tablet and that there are no better alternatives then you're a fucking lost cause. Kill yourself faggot
>>749405103john amiibo, nintendo's strongest soldier>>749409506>>749409721>fire emblemwhy are you bringing up a series that hasn't had a game for almost 4 years?
>>749409629Holy shit lmaoSome retard actually believes this
>>749409837>If you truly unironically believe playing multiplats are better on your tabletWhere do you think I said this?Prove you can read, quote the exact post. You won't, because you can't.
>>749409814*devolving
4 types of Nintendo fans. Current games only appease one of them desu slightly two. That’s why it’s failing. >1 Tendie: Obessed with 3D Mario or Zelda. Buys merch, annoying as fuck the worst type of person. Wants Nintendo to only pander to them or will throw a hissy fit.>2Nintendo fan: Willing to try new things and likes to play a variety of games. If you asked them their favorite Switch game it would probably be something interesting like Astral Chain.>3Poketroon: Only plays Pokemon. Will commit suicide if their favorite Pokemon is nerfed in the new game. Spends all day playing romhacks of 20 year old games.>4Grrrrrrrlgamer: Only plays Animal Crossing and buys 3rd party cozy games that are usually cheaper on PC. Will probably only buy the system if it goes on sale, or if a exclusive goes viral online.
>>749405103why would an adult be interested in any of these games if not for nostalgia or cult devotion to nintendo?
>>749405320Then why did more people buy ps5s then switch 2s?
>>749409974I like Nintendo games because they are high quality and I can play them with my children.
>>749407070Nintendo didn't ask you to fight for them retard
>>749410034Post sales figures.
>>749410075Oh...Oh no no no no...Tendiebros...How can this be???
>>749405103Wake me up when Nintendo gets a proper racing game thats not "bing bong wahoo racing 3: whiplash"
>>749409903Then what exactly are you confused about retard?There are better alternatives to your tablet for multiplats as I originally stated here>>749409302
>>749409949The Nintendo fanbase truly is a sad state of afairs
>>749410034>>749410156>I'm proud to stand with ball and gun niggers and normiegroidsNot the flex you thought it was.
>>749409629>Bananza is complex, and Star Fox, Prime 4, and OoT are for hardcore gamers.
>>749410156>ai slipped answerHow about a real source? Something your teacher would accept at school.
>>749410263I'd much rather hang with those dudes than the average tendie.
>>749406903>counter with personal experienceThis has famously worked well in internet discourse
>>749409640Because Pikmin 5 might be good? Pikmin 4 had flaws, but I'm not writing off the series because of one game.
>>749410209>No quoteThanks for confirming you couldn't do it.Now that we've confirmed that was never my argument, tell me what you're upset about.Go ahead.
>>749410198Are you real? Fast rmx, fast fusion, redout, redout 2 are peak super fast racing games. The snoystation got wipeout, which is awesome, but snoygroids don't even play it and so the license died.
>>749409932False.Nintendo is becoming Triple-AAA.
>>749405103only ok game there is the new metroid, rest are modern nintendo trash and soulless remakes
>>749410323Nintendo always was AAA. Ever since Donkey Kong Arcade.
>>749408023>splatoon doesn't count becauseIts not FPS. I want to play DOOM not Fortnite.
>>749410309PC is cool but true PC players aren't stupid enough to diss the last console company that produces real games. Dabbing on snoys and microshart is acceptable since they're deeply anti gamers and anti consumers.
>>749410372You don't even play doom, you play the bastardized wide appeal nu-doom. Classic doom games are available on switch and gyro compatible.
>>749410321Anon theyre just bing bong wahoo racing with space ships instead of karts, i meant sim racers and stuff but my fault i shouldve said that
>>749410198A NEW F-ZERO IS COMING!A NEW F-ZERO IS COMING!PREPARE FOR A CINEMATIC F-ZERO!YAY!
>>749409230No pikmin = shit lineup. Sorry this is hard to understand.
>>749410353That's true.They always have been.However, they are now becoming huge, and cinematic.
>>749410429>PREPARE FOR A CINEMATIC F-ZERO!We already had that, it was on the gamecube.
>>749410321>Real gamesNigger you're playing tablet apps made for children under the guise of "high quality".You're fucking retarded
>>749410451What will you do when Pikmin 5 is revealed to be hyper-realistic?Will you throw a meltie?
>>749405103They call it Switch 2 because it has 10 games
>>749410393Be honest with yourself Anon, recent Nintendo games have been bargain bin slop in terms of quality and only get a pass due to brand worshipping millenial manchildren.
>>749410458Technically Mario 64 was cinematic, so this has been happening a long time.Also OoT was always cinematic.
>>749407070what a fucking loser
>>749405103Every Nintendo game I've ever played feels stale, like a waiting room in a hospital. There is something so clinically lifeless about every one I've touched and I will never understand the appeal. You know the sterile Wii menu? That's how every Nintendo game looks and sounds to me.
>>749410317You're the one upsetRight here your brain seemed to have malfunctioned and I still don't know what you're confused and upset about lmao>>749409414Maybe elaborate your confusion and learn to follow the reply chain retardo
>>749410462Ok.Let me check.
>>749410524Which games have you played?
>>749410468>Abloobloobloo if it wasn't made by EA it's not a real, high quality game made for mature gamers such as myselfAre you 12?
>>749409949PokeGAWDs will save this shitass company, like we've done twice before. Pipe down lil FE nigga.
>>749410501Also true.All they need now is hyper-realistic graphics, and full voice-acting.
>>749410529>still hasn't told me what his argument is.Why not? Just do it already.
>>749410546Ok. Let me know.
>>749409510Yeah but Pikmin 4 with the dog deleted would be an 8.5/10. Surely they'll take the feedback that the dog sucks... right?
>>749410550Recently?Smash Bros UltimateMario KartLegend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild and Tears of the KingdomCompleted neither of the LoZ games, quit out and stopped playing both very early on.
>>749409647In my view, BotW was a necessary game due to the stagnation of the zelda formula, and going for a more open approach was the right idea, but they overcorrected. I want a new Zelda to bridge the gap between the old and new styles. Bring back *some* limitations, and proper dungeons, but still with more flexibility than the older titles. If the new Zelda triples down on player freedom, then I will likely not be interested.I didn't care for Mario Odyssey. Cappy being so OP made traditional platforming impossible, so the levels ended up as boring, open sandboxes with no real platforming challenge, or development of its ideas. Bowser's Fury was a much better execution of a more open design, whilst retaining more traditional "levels" within that structure. If they follow Bowser's Fury route, then the new 3D mario could be really cool. If it's more of Odyssey, I won't care.
>>749410156Good. Now post the PS5 release date, and try to calculate how many console units were sold per year. Now do the same for the Switch 2.I swear, snoys aren't even trying anymore.
>>749410423Yeah I'm picking those "childish bing bing wahoo" colorful racing games over your mumble rap street racing snoi and microshart games. Thank you.https://youtu.be/zB9L-kjU6T0that's too rad, tubular, cool as ice for snoonegroes and gamer dad to handle. Despite being available on their consoles too they'd rather play Forza or GTA online. Tragic.
>>749406446We're getting the gun game again for the first time since the Gamecube.
>>749410639Those are all Switch 1 games, it's a very funny reddit joke you're telling :^)
>>749410468Sorry but I strangely don't feel any shame. I'm taking too many Gs to notice your bitching. >>749410674
>>749410610You are correct.
>>749405103This shit is so dire. Even the Wiiu had better shit than this.
>>749410584There are better alternatives to Nintendo's kiddie tablet for multiplats
>>749410198Switch 2 doesnt have analog triggers in the year 2026, you can't get realistic racing games even if they wanted.
>>749410751See how far you can get. I remember this game being extremely difficult, but I was also 12 at the time. I think there's only 10 or so story missions, but each one after the first 3 will take 50+ attempts to beat.
>>749410674>Forza or gta onlineIgnoring the best racing game of current gen on purpose mr manchild?
>>749410554Wtf does EA have to do with high quality games?You're fucking retarded
Why do snoys hate Splatoon so much?
Uh... ok.I'm not sure what I did, but I'm not worried.F-Zero GX is cinematic with 18 minutes of total cutscenes.This new F-Zero should have 90+ minutes of cinematic in-engine cutscenes with hyper-realistic 4K graphics.
>>749410695Okay? Are they not Nintendo games? Did I miss something and the Switch 1 was made by Microsoft or something?
>>749409574Mid switch 1.Mario was always a kinda mid franchise to obsess over. Fun games but all the characters and settings are as basic as possible.Zelda was actively ruined post Hyrule Warriors. That game was kino but Zelda became way more self-masturbatory/"need to reinvent the same shit" afterwards, and worse case scenario: the reinvented wheel sold extremely well.DK, Metroid, and Starfox all got revived after 20 years practically in stasis so outside of memberberries how could you care?And Pokemon was always hard carried by fan content and the fandom anyway.The catalyst to this revelation? Pikmin 4
>>749410482>hyper-realistic giant plants and environmentsSTOP my penis is already SO ERECT
>>749410829I have a Legion Go, eric.I love my Switch 2.
>>749410971And hyper-realistic Pikmin.
>>749410979>he's still playing Nintendo games on his other tablet
>>749410938>Did I miss somethingYeah, my question. Let me repeat it for you>what was the last Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive game you bought?Please answer it instead of spamming.
>>749410829I know. I never disagreed with you.Why are you pretending like we're having an argument if we both agree?
>>749410992FFFFFFFFFFUUUUCCCCKKKK-
>>749411069Your question was>>749410550>Which games have you played?I'd advise getting checked for dementia. I answered your question, and I won't waste my time with a care home patient walking.
>>749411054I prefer to play GameCube games, and other older games, on there, because I can increase the resolution by 4x, and make other adjustments.
>>749411112Because of your post here>>749409332>Maybe because you don't have a better alternative
>>749411131My bad, mistook you for another whiner itt.
>>749410903Its one of those wacky experimental hyper Japanese type games, in the same vein of those PS2 games like Katamari Damacy and Parapa the Rapper. It reminds them of what Sony used to be and what Nintendo is now.
>>749411186You asked me to suggest a situation where you'd play multi plats on the Switch. I supplied one.Why does my answer upset you? You seem to think it implies something other than literally what it says (it doesn't)
>>749411213I've never thought of Splatoon that way.Very cool.I was 10 back when Splatoon 1 was new.I remember the commercials on TV.
>>749410310"Fuck you I like it" always worked if you can back it up. Problem is they don't pay the shills to actually play the game so all they can do is spew advertisement lines or sales numbers.
>>749410875Gran Turismo? Same as wipeout, not a big enough audience in 2026 to give it justice. I don't have anything against it, but snoys salivate at movie games and capeshit now. Not cool simcade games.
>>749410156>even his "proof" shows the Switch 2 is outselling the PS5kek
>>749411213>still no big games adopting gyro aiming as the main control scheme on other platformsNormiefaggots on consoles prefer for games to aim for them. And for every mechanics to be dumbed down in favor of iron sights inside games that aren't even hardcore simulators or stalker. DREADFUL.VR would fix this but it nosedived into nothing. Gamerdads refuse to wear the VR headset because it gets in the way of doomscrolling on twitter.
>>749409949You forgot about Smash fags who only care about Smash and get upset at every Direct that doesn't announce the next Smash game.
>>749411235>>749411186>no answer for over 10 minutes I think he just realised he was mad at me for over an hour about something I never said or implied.
>>749407438I don’t want MK World myself because of all the jump and wallrun tech you are obligated to learn to play optimally.
>>749411621>obligated to learnYou literally never need to do it once to get gold in all the cups.I know I didn't.
Yeah I switched 2 pc
>>749407070
Kill anyone who promotes nintendo/child molestation. Imprinting kids and destroying their imagination is unforgivable. Kill all asians.
