Why would you ever want to be a Sith knowing the organization has a history of betrayal, mental illness and physical deformities?
>>749429331Because the rule of 2 feeds into your psyche and makes you feel special and chosen among all the rabble masses. I'm manipulating you bro. This ends when you kill me and take my place and then you start grooming new sith or I kill you and find someone else to groom. From my pov you are just a tool to further my own goals. That is the impression I got from podracing though, it might be different in the books.
>>749429331Because they all look cool asf
>>749429331because it takes a sith to kill evil the jedi tolerate and forgive evil and die to the same retarded betrayals fruitlessly
>>749429331The dark side makes you retardedThe light side makes you weakwilled and also retarded
>>749429331>Why would you ever want to be a tranny knowing the organization has a history of betrayal, mental illness and physical deformities?
>>749429331Hunger for power
>>749429331don't know, count dooku and vader look cool
>>74942933170% of all Roman emperors got assassinated/executed, but everyone still wanted to be emperor. Humans will never able to say no to power
Say it
>>749429331
>>749429331Aura farming.
>>749429331Similar to incels
>>749430219>remember that cool scary looking guy from ep1?>actually he's a prophet and a genius and hes like D A M A G E D and he talks to himself and eaxes poetic about the forceFiloni and that starkiller actor are total retards
>>749430219Paladin aura beats edgelord aura
>>749430335Shame that the archetype is 1:1 million, with all the other Jedi being meter maids and DMV clerks
>>749430335>bad guy spends decades trying to aurafarm>good guy protects an innocent once and acquires infinite aura effortlesslyBeing good is so cool.
>>749429331Original sin and corruption anon
>>749430272You do realize George brought him back, right. As in, he was gonna be the Palpatine equivalent in George's sequel treatment.
>>749429331That's like asking why would you ever want to become a heroin addict.
>>749430219>>749430335It's all in the cloakshttps://youtu.be/A3CxQ-OmLkU?si=-8r7tWQ3FETvVBte&t=270
>>749429331Why do people do hard drugs even tho they know it wrecks them physically and mentally? There's your answer.
>>749430031darth icky
>>749429331because I KNOW I can be the most powerful one yet!
>>749429331there is nothing a jedi can do that a sith can't or won't do there are many things a jedi can't do a sith can and will do
>>749430969My wife Vette's ancestor.
>>749429331Some people are forced into it. (Maul and Dark-side Bastila)Some people join out of a desire for revenge. (Dooku and Kreia)Others do it because they get groomed by a Sith Lord into feeling like it's their only option. (Vader and Visas) And the rest are just power-hungry psychopaths who think they're special. (Sidious and Tenebrae/Darth Vitiate)
>>749429331The original splinter group left because the original Jedi didn’t approve of their degenerate practices. Then that evolved into wanting to wipe out the Jedi and take over the galaxy, then that evolved into wanting to take over the galaxy and evolve into some eternal god emperor of all creation.
>>749429842You have to be strong willed to not succumb to the dark side tho. Unless you never experienced the dark side to begin with. Which is the big mistake the Jedi Order commited. Their fear of the dark side was so great that they never allowed their members to even remotely come in touch with it, which is also why they would only train people at an age so young you could not possibly have experienced anything resembling a trauma. But this also means that many jedi fell the first time they experienced what the dark side was like. Their will to resist was never tested. And since the Sith kept themselfes hidden for so long, there was little opportunity for Jedi to get in touch with the Dark Side. So it isn't the light side that makes you weak willed, it is the old order and their retarded traditions and restrictions that made them weak willed. They expected people to be emotionless robots. They groomed kids to become autists with no handle over their emotions, which worked as long as their emotions were never stirred. Yoda was able to resist the dark side because he grew up in a time when open wars against the sith were still a thing, he had seen it. Mace windu was able to do it because he was generally too headstrong to change in any way, bad or good. But this also means he could never grow and adapt to new ways of thinking. Qui-gon resisted because he didn't buy into the bullshit of the order to begin with, he simply followed the will of the living force, hence why he was denied a seat in the council. And Obi-wan was trained by Qui-gonn, and was overall too average to become arrogant and powerhungry, so in a way his mid-ness became his greatest strength.All other Jedi that lived during the clone wars didn't even experience the dark side. Windu trained some in Vapaad and they fell immediately, because ironically it is a lightsaber form that forces you to embrace your inner dark, which is completely at odds with the teachings.
>>749429790i wish i could be Revan>>749431930based knower
Stop.Liking.Evil.Women.
Because red is a cool color
>>749429331Didn't Palpatine only get deformed because he got electricity cooked? What deformations do Sith get that isn't the orange eyes?
>>749432440No Palpatine always looked like that, since he started training with Plagueis. Heavy immersion into the dark side, grueling physical training that would make hardcore athletes kill themselves, mental strain from using the dark side to make it so he doesnt need to sleep and so on.
>>749431930If Yoda knew all of that, then why did his teachings devolve into "just don't feel anything, bro?" when Anakin sought him for counsel? Shouldn't he of all the living Jedi know how to deal with exactly what Anakin was going through in the right way instead of telling him to just turn his feelings off?
>>749432609why doesn't he look like that at the start of ep1?
>>749429331You don't need to be a Sith to have access to the dark side of the force, just be wary that utilizing it can corrupt you and might lead you towards wanting to join the Sith
>>749430272>>749430031>>749430219>>749430480George Lucas even admitted he wished he hadn't (at the time) killed off Darth Maul in Episode 1. At least he can agree with fans on something. That's more than anything Disney can acknowledge. As far as their concerned the sequel trilogy were highly successful beloved films loved by all that were perfect in every way and bringing back Palpatine was super duper totally the plan all along. For real.
>>749432713Because hes using the force to cloud his appearance and also hide his true nature. He dropped the mask to make himself seem more helpless after being defeated by Mace Windu.
>>749432671Because he's old as fuck. He's literally seen generations of jedi grow and die as he continues to live. Detachment has become the norm for him. Wise as he may be, a guidance counselor he is not. He is the embodiment of the Jedi philosophy, and that is both his strength and his weakness.
>>749429331To shoot lightning from my fingers and dark magic stuff duh
>spend my whole life in a rigid school setting surrounded by bureaucracy and childless teachers>finally graduate and get out>sith whispers: embrace your passion…Literally that is all it would take for me. I don’t see myself ever being convinced by the Jedi that sex or seeking immortality are wrong. Best case scenario, I have a master that I love and respect and eventually exile myself somewhere so I can experiment and practice my questionable beliefs in peace(search for forbidden knowledge, have sex)
>>749432671He's not a human so he probably doesn't cannot feel out the exact degree of detachment you can get to as one.
>>749429331Just be like Darth Vectivus>Stumble upon dark side energy at mining colony he runs>Huh that's cool. Researches it and then finds the whole Sith thing, eventually rising to Darth rank even developing his own unique ability>Decides "Okay I'm rich and powerful. I'm good. I don't need to be an edgefag with all this backstabbing stuff and torture every rando I am come across">Retires back to his mine and bros it up with his friends, coworkers, and family until he passes away content
Reminder that being a Sith Lord is not against the law and the Jedi hate the Space Constitution.
>>749430936BASED
>>749429331> Sidious was a psychopath that desired more power than anything else > Vader was under sidious's thumb. Attempting to leave the sith life meant death, and the sith magics were the best way to revive padme, a secret sidious hinted at to tantalise vader into servitude> maul was a child soldier that grew up. Physically he's his own man, mentally sidous owned him> dooku was a stooge, someone set up to get knocked down. Odds are he knew as much about the sith traditions as the jedi did, probably less.
>>749435473Is there an overly verbose and argumentative passage where Sheev explains that he is, in fact, the senate?
>>749435623Unfortunately not but he does give Mace Windu a cheeky wink after decapitating Saessee Tiin.
>>749435623He is all the sith.
>>749435596Didnt Dooks get written as a guy who basically tried to do what Revan did before the whole brainwashing bullshit? Becoming a sith lord for the greater good of the galaxy and whatnot
>>749435818lel
>>749435818Heh.Nice.
>>749435714Fuck idk im drunk and playing 007 first light
>>749429331sounds like leftism
>>749429331Because the other team is picrel
>>749435473Do you know this? Have you studied galactic republic law? Maybe they did outlaw faith in the sith order, owing to it's demonstrable proclivity for creating terrorists with lightning powers.
>>749429331That's rule of 2 autism. OG Sith Empire was cool.
>>749429331You get to do cool ass shit and have cool ass powers tho. Only luke and plo koon have used lightning as light side users, while almost every sith can use lightning
>>749431226>>749432250do cool yellow eyes come with the dark force or something?
>>749430376>Shame that the archetype is 1:1 millionDepends on the era. The Old Republic Jedi (the ones who were having wars with the Sith like every hundred years) were constantly wearing armor under their robes. Like in the SWTOR trailer, this guy was *already* dressed like this on the day the Sith invaded. He wasn't expecting it or anything, this was just how the Jedi dressed back when they were cool. Maybe if they'd kept doing this, 90% of the Order wouldn't have gotten killed in a single night...
>>749436686Yes, although it seems to be something they can voluntarily activate. Palpatine obviously hid his for decades. And in the old EU books, when Jacen Solo became Darth Caedus he kept his normal brown eyes for a while until he went mask off and launched a military coup.
>>749436736>dual wielding AND a double saberWhat on fucking earth lmao
>>749436972Lightsabers are already an inherently silly concept that rely on the user having superhuman reflexes/balance/precognition to use properly, don't think it's straining the bounds of belief too much further to have a guy swinging around a double-bladed saber in one hand
>>749436786Hmm...the dark side seems even more alluring now.
>>749436972It's not actually his, the padawan threw it to him while they/them escaped. Its not like he actually walks around doing that shitGo look at pong krell if you want some retardation. A four-armed alien nigga dual wielding double sabers.
>>749429331Jedi are assholes as well. They take little kids from their parents, treat them like orphans, and are basically a Senate's private little army. When those kids grow up they do the same to next generation. AND THEN they pretend they are the good guys.
>>749436686We literally saw Anakin get them in episode III, yes.
>>749437325It's always weird when fans repeat in-universe Imperial propaganda. Parents giving their kids to the Jedi is entirely voluntary, and the kids are allowed to know about their families if they want. Why do you think Dooku is a "Count"? He came from a noble family on his homeworld and went back to them when he left the Jedi Order. >and are basically a Senate's private little armyThey're very much not up until the Clone Wars. During the Mandalorian Wars, half the Jedi Order refused to fight at all.
>>749437297That's WORSE that he can do that without having practiced his whole life on the special fighting style required not to trim your legs using it
>>749437537Right. I'm sure that a group of people who use Jedi mibd tricks to cheat and win are totally honest and don't kidnap kids.
>>749437325Death is a concept invented by the Jedi
>>749437821Are you doing a bit, like are you larping as an imperial citizen after the Jedi Purge or something
>>749429331I hate the prequels so much. What fucking five year old named everything in those?>Nabooboo>Count Dooki
>>749437987PrequelGODS won.
>>749437987>Han Solo>Dark Invader>Booba Fat
>>749438048Of course you have to pretend to be a chad for liking these even though it's impossible to name anything in them without sounding like you suck your thumb.
>>749437987I hate VIIt's good for the first 10 and last 15 minutes, and everything between is just a filler.
>>749437987If only the Prequels were more high brow like the OT that brought us Red Six, Porkins.
>>749429957>>749435024These. Power is super attractive when you have a real shot at it, and while Jedi creed is to try to restrain your emotions and keep an almost inhuman amount of restraint in general, going dark side is innately more rewarding in short-term because you get to act on your feelings. Who wants to be a monk if they can be who they are, get things that everyone dreams of and be insanely powerful?Now, the negative effects of the dark side are an another thing altogether, but realistically speaking, the allure of it would be near impossible to resist for almost anyone.
>>749438179G'day, mates! Porkin's the name, and Mon Mothma and Akbar gave me orders to blow the Death Star for them during the battle of Yavin. So, lemme run the trench and shove off, or I'll roast yas!
What if we pronounced the dutch word for father a wacky way so all the army guys on both sides had to constantly warn each other that Dark Daddy was coming? Would that work as good lore?
>>749435383That’s probably what many who enter the dark side think that they want to do, before they get drunk on power. But based to stop it there and enjoying life instead of getting caught up in backstabby games.
>>749437784>but muh realism!Does it bother you that there are sounds in space, too?
>>749429492Epic best first post.
>>749439765I go by "if it looks cool it works". Going 3+ blades looks silly, that's all.
>>749437987>Porkins>Booba Feet>Salacious B. Crumb
>>749439924don't forget the greedy bounty hunter named Greedo
>>749439924Salacious B Crumb sends my sides into orbit because it would be funny enough for him to simply be named Salacious Crumb, but somewhere in the production, someone suggested it would be even funnier to give him a middle name.
>>749436525Boy that was a terrible way to start their first teaser trailer. ''I've got a bad feeling about this.''
>>749429331Working for a startup that'll get you rich quick or fuck you over vs Working as a Salaryman that has to grovel to his elders his entire life but small progression upward is assured
>>749440317>>749436525Someone post the pasta
>>749435596>>749435714I think Dooku knew the Jedi Order and Republic were getting played and he cared more about his homeworld than the Order and thought his only way to save the latter was by getting involved with the guy really pulling the strings. He's actually probably the guy who got the bigger picture of the Clone Wars the most besides Palpatine himself, hence why he had to be killed and not taken alive.
>>749430031It's all your fault for hiring this creature.
>>749429331>knowing the organization has a history of betrayal, mental illness and physical deformities?But enough about the Jedi
>>749429331>I'll be able to use the Dark Side as a tool without getting used by it in turn, and I'm smarter than everybody who tried that already and failedThat's what every Sith retard in history thought
>>749441020The game plan for Dooku was to allow himself to be captured on the Invisible Hand. He would then sit out the rest of the war in a posh jail cell. The darker parts of the Separatists would be blamed on the walking, talking atrocity machine that was General Grievous. The Jedi would get Order 66'd and the Republic would reorganize into the Galactic Empire, with Dooku at Palpatine's right hand. Anakin Skywalker would be turned to the dark side and lead a new order of dark side acolytes who would form a dark mirror of the Jedi Order. And they would have peace.Then he got sucker punched by Sidious's real plans.
>>749431027Vette's so good I refuse to play any other class , plus I'm a sucker for how everyone is surprised when you don't act like an evil asshole and even better when you're more reasonable than the supposed good side.
unironically the defection rate would be insane >I’m not evil *hic* I’m just traumatized and nobody *hic* understands me except you *hic* we need each other *hic* pleeeeeaaaassssseeeee I-I’ll *hic* kill you *hic* if I h-have too!!! t. sobbing in the rain t. gripping red lightsaber with trembling hands t. she does not want to kill you>an elderly man with a very long beard: Son, you must… control yourself. Kill her. I mean… defeat, her. She is an enemy of the Order. t. floating in a portable throne underneath the awning t. possibly asleep and communicating with you telepathically t. literally, unironically, does not care about anything
>>749429331For me, it's the Imperial Knights, who will never be canon ever again.
Why are the Jedi like this?I'm just trying to be a silly light side sith
>>749441408How is it even possible that he ever believed this. Palpatine literally told him,>NO fucker, you're not ALLOWED to have an apprentice that's growing in power, it could threaten me! Kill her or I'll choke you to death right now!Meanwhile,>Anakin? Yes, he is gigapowerful in the Force, I'll train him as a second apprentice who will surely eclipse your old ass completely. After the war? Uhhh, sure you're the leader of the Separatists and all, but I'm sure the Republic would love for you to be my right hand man, you're not redundant at all! Now go fight Anakin and when he beats you, you totally won't be killed.It's inconceivable.
>>749442057The Dark Side makes you think allll your dreams are going to come true until it fucks you in the ass, no lube.
>>749442057Dooku genuinely thought he would win. You could say his hubris was his downfall, as it were
>>749429331I can fix it.
>>749435818>Influence Gained: Kreia>Influence Lost: Kreia
why is she never talked about as much as the other prequel baddies?
>>749442253The dark side doesn't do anything. It's just a philosophy for using the force.
>>749442282Yeah I remember reading the chapter from his PoV, it's actually really funny. He's somehow convinced that Anakin and Obi-Wan haven't improved at all since the last time they fought (insert joke about how this was only two weeks earlier because of the Clone Wars show), and is completely convinced he's got it 100% under control while fighting 2 of the top 5 Jedi in the whole Order simultaneously. It's only like halfway through that he realizes>These clowns could actually *beat* meAnd by the time he realizes that even Anakin alone is actually capable of beating him, he's already lost both his hands
>>749442503Using the Dark Side makes you into a crazy lunatic person. Look at Anakin on Mustafar, he was hopped up on the Dark Side from when he got to chop up the hated enemy war council that he was hyping up his cool Nazi Regime to his pacifist wife.It's like shooting super heroin right into your dick.
>>749442693the nightsisters use the darkside and arent crazy evil loons
>>749442693Also look what happened to Jacen Solo. Went from>I love taking care of animals, all life is precious! to>I mean yeah why *shouldn't* I put my cousin into a psycho alien torture device, maybe it'll make him a better apprentice or whatever. >>749442758There are people who use hard drugs without ending up as the stereotypical addict sucking dick in an alley for $20. Doesn't mean you should roll the dice on it
>>749438179A fatso fighter pilot is one of the most fantastical elements of Star Wars.
>>749438179>>749442879You just keep your mouths shut! Porkins is a hero of the Rebellion and he will be treated as such!
>>749442758>Filonislop canon
Why are jedi and grievous the only people allowed to use super deadly laser swords? Even a droid could avoid hurting itself.
>>749442693That's less the Dark Side dragging him down into dark waters and more Anakin throwing himself off the cliff.>kills Windu to save Palpatine entirely because he's taken the "I know how to save your secret, illegal wife and child" bait>Palpatine reveals he was bullshitting him and really just wants him to go take Dooku's place in mopping up his takeover of the Republic>Anakin apparently decides he's irredeemable now and too far gone to make any amends so he just turns off the rational part of his brain, lets the Dark Side wash over him and drowns himself>wakes up in the Vader suit, stone cold sober, and realises what a fucking mess he's made of everything
luv me Prequelsluv me The Clone Warsshrimple as
>>749443715>luv me PrequelsBased and kino.>luv me The Clone WarsI hope you get well soon.
You lack ambition, just kill your master when he teaches you everything and you're now at the top. There is literally no downside to being a sith. Afterwards, get a scrappy apprentice to do your dirty work and dispose of them once they've outlived their usefulness. I'm telling you guys, it's like printing knowledge.
Kaminoan women owe me sex.
>>749429331Freedom to do whatever, you can just chill if you want. Also, Jedi are monks, they get no bitches.
>>749444015Jedi are volcels, sith are incels.
>>749430423>Being good is so coolThis is why you should play a light side Sith Warrior in SWTOR and realise there's more to it than dark and light.
>>749443715>luv me Prequels:D>luv me The Clone WarsD:
>>749443923>your master will never teach you all he knows specifically because he doesn’t want you to replace him when he does>so you kill him anyway>you will never teach all you know to your apprentice because they'd only replace you if you did>so they kill you anywayThis is why the Ancient Sith had cool powers like "Force Summon A Whole Ass Illusionary Army" and "Magic Trinket That Turns People Into Rakghouls" and why Palpatine had to pay scientists to make a big laser that shoots planets while his gimp apprentice whined about it being heresy.
BE EVIL SEGGS WITH MASTERSEXO LADY ZASH
>>749444138>This is why you should play a light side Sith Warrior in SWTORHonestly some of the most fun I've had in a Star Wars game outside of KOTOR 1+2, it's so funny to run into Jedi and confuse the fuck out of them by being nice.>tfw you turn Jaesa to the dark side by being reasonable, sparing her fellow Jedi, and offering her parents well-paying jobs so they can escape povertyPalpatinemaxxing
>>749444015>>749444059Lucas was clear: Jedi can fuck all they want, they just can't fall in love
>>749444324Yep, it's implied several times throughout prequel canon that Jedi fuck around. Young Obi-Wan had that brief thing with another apprentice (although Yoda shut it down when they got serious), there's a comic panel implying that Aayla Secura and Kit Fisto are banging, and who can forget the Hugh Hefner of the Jedi Order himself: Master Ki-Adi Mundi, who has an entire harem back on his home planet because his "species is endangered"
>>749442319I haven't played The Old Republic yet, but I always thought Darth Malgus was cool as fuck. Great voice, looks like a proto-Vader, kills someone he loves with tears in his eyes to fulfill his destiny before Thanos copied him like the purple bitch he is.Also the cinematic trailers are genuinely better than any of the Disney Star Wars movies.
>>749444324desu "Jedi can fuck as much as they want, they just aren't allowed to have an emotional attachment to their partner or children" is worse than "Jedi cannot fuck"
LISTEN UP JEDI SCUMI LOVE MY WIFE
Do you think Palpatine cried when he looked in the mirror after that Windu fight? Shit bro you didn't have to fry yourself that much
>>749430335They're more like samurai THOUGH
>>749445315Nah he was loving it. Remember he used it as evidence that the Jedi had tried to kill him for no reason>the attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed
>>749444158Maul was kino.
>>749444961Not really, it just means they celebrate a Clone Wars victory visiting the local gloryhole.
>>749442319In Tortanic I always headcanoned that my sith hated their retarded order and was only in it to try and make change and the empire better for all
>>749445406
>>749445612>calling a city-planet like Coruscant "under military occupation" because there's a handful of hostile ships in orbit
>>749442057That's because you're putting a pg-13 reboot against a film novelization 5 years its senior
>>749445702His home planet is Naboo, anon.
>>749445951>calling a two civilization planet like Naboo "under military occupation" because there's a handful of robots in the capital of one but not the other
>>749446030>Gungan lives>mattering
>>749446138>Gungans don't intervene to save the literally helpless Nabeans>Queen Amidala recaptured and forced to sign the treaty making everything legal>Nabeans sold off to pay reparations to the Trade Federation>Queen Amidala gangraped daily by droids until she reaches Space Legal age, then is executed
>>749446284>Queen Amidala gangraped daily by droids until she reaches Space Legal age
>>749429842Katarn hands typed this
>When you sit on a council grumping about the old ways and refusing even beneficial changeLight Side>When you slaughter random people for funDark Side>When you save a bus full of school children in a council-unapproved action to help othersGrey Side. You are teetering DANGEROUSLY close to being a wild and wacky Dark Sider, be aware.
>>749429331>MaulDidn't have a choice, Palps kidnapped him as a child and groomed him to become his living weapon, an expert in combat and manipulation.>DookuThought he could use Darth Sidious and the dark side to clear away the rot of the Galactic Republic and establish a new, better regime, only to get corrupted himself.>AnakinJust a self-hating, half-machine, broken man who believed in Palps' promises of new power.
>>749449580George really fucked up not showing a grieving Jedi Master Dooku at the end of The Phantom Menace. Don't even need to give him lines. Just show him in the background of Qui-Gon's funeral seething in contrast to the other masters sitting stoically.
>>749449580>promises of new power.to save his wife*.
>>749449091>sits in the deepest, darkest pit he can find instead of becoming a true ronin JediMeans he had no real drive. Plenty of Jedi detach from the Order to pursue either their own attempts at bringing peace and justice to the galaxy, or to literally follow the will of the Force as its chosen ones.
>Did you have the right, Skywalker? Did you have the right to bring down the sword of justice on a marauding gang of murderous slavers who exist free of any judicial system who could hold them to account for their brutal crimes against the innocent moisture farmers of the Dune Sea? Would you do it again?>Yes.
>You are surrounded. Your armies decimated. Make peace with the Force now, for this is your final hour.>But know that I, General Grievous, am not complete without mercy. I will grant you a warrior's death. >Prepare!
>>749429331I would want to be a Sith primarily because it isn't an organisation, rather an ideology that appeals to those that want to impose their will and have absolute freedom in their lives. This is directly opposed to the Jedi, who have to abide by the codes set out by a powerful organisation that will cast you out or kill you if you step out of line. The EU has lots of stories regarding the negative effects of being a Jedi, isolation, being emotionally crippled, being cut off from finding love and being forced to secretly break rules over and over again to have the semblance of a normal life. It's a dichotomy between those that find comfort in structure and those that want to make their own decisions. Hence why so many Sith are disenfranchised former Jedi with a massive grudge against their former cult for lying to them constantly "for their own good".
The Rule of Two is gay. If I was a Sith chad I'd have multiple padawans at once.
>>749450568>I would want to be a Sith primarily because it isn't an organisation, rather an ideologyAll Sith are Darksiders. The vast majority of Darksiders will never be Sith.
>>749450897They'd team up and btfo you
>>749450897Based and Kraytpilled
>>749437537>>749437902I can grant you the benefit agreeing with you that the padawans are voluntary but again Anakin's own case as well as the rot of the Republic show there's some pretty big issues with the Jedi.These other issues make it perfectly normal to question the order even if the training is voluntary.
>>749450940No because I'd instill the concept of having allies that are powerful as a benefit early on.
>>749429331From my point of view Jedi are evil.
>>749451237FRIEND YOU ARE CRAZY
How did the Sith build so much stuff on Korriban if they can't even hold a ladder for one another
>>749451201Oh wow why did no ever sith lord ever think to try this?? You cracked the code anon!
>we need to ensure the oppression of the Sith never returns! If he continues to rule the Republic, he will corrupt all of our democratic institutions!>But Master Windu, doesn't that mean we should use our democratic institutions to defeat him the legal way?>No! The courts won't give me the results I want! Fuck our democratic institutions, he is too dangerous to be left alive!uh oh hypocrite alert
>>749451343Because Sith (the race) and Sith (the Force philosophy) are wildly different things even if they are inextricably bound together.
>>749451343Rule of Two is literally OSHA
>>749451348>Oh wow why did no ever sith lord ever think to try this??Because they were paranoid schizos
>>749451401Literally says right there he's corrupted the whole system to even be made Supreme Chancellor in the first place.A corrupt institution is worse than no institution at all.
>>749451502Supreme Chancellor Palpatine was elected via legitimate electoral process and given emergency powers through further democratic means. All legit. The Jedi are the ones trying to burn the Space Constitution because they don't like how the Senate votes and think they know better.One might call the Jedi Order an enemy of democracy itself.
>>749429331You could just be a dark side jedi without subscribing to the dumbass sith cult crapThe whole thing makes no sense
>>749429331I want to have frequent unprotected sex with hot alien babes and the Sith seems like the best way to do it.
>>749451481In the off chance you didn't realize I was clowning, they did try it. All the time in fact, but they always had paranoid schizo backup plans and secret apprentices and eventually everything would inevitably topple down on them. That was the entire reason Bane genocided the sith. He knew the schizo was too powerful, and even if sith did work together momentarily they would eventually kill eachother as they inherently were always plotting to be the best and strongest. Even if you instilled cooperation into your apprentices, they would eventually decide cooperation is best for you and not them and try to kill you to be the strongest
>>749444917He doesn't appear until the first expansion, he tries to pull a coup on the Empire, fracturing the empire in 2 and getting killed by the player which can just be a single republic commando. But he gets Palpatine'd down a shaft in canon so he survives and gets put together in secret with cybernetics like Vader and is enslaved to the replacement emperor, or the replacement to the replacement if she dies in one of the expansions. He goes rogue but can't do another coup and ends up motivated entirely by the fact he keeps jobbing to everyone and decides he should awaken everyone even a little bit in the force at the same time to tear down the republic and the empire by making everyone powerful and telling them in their heads to use power selfishly. He looks cool but he's actually a whiny bitch who got scared someone would kill his girlfriend so he killed her himself first. His master always considered him a gorilla with a light saber who was only useful as a blunt instrument and is determined to prove he's a mastermind but always fails.
>>749445558That's literally just lightside Sith Warrior
>>749451714If Supreme Chancellor Palpatine is not only a Sith Lord but the Master in the Rule of Two then it means his machinations reach as far back at least to the Trade Federation invasion of Naboo, meaning "he was elected fair and square" is a bunch of incredibly dubious bullshit when Force users can demonstrably control the minds of others.
>>749429331I probably wouldn't but I also wouldn't vibe with the Temple Jedi either. I would mostly wander the outer rim training, meditating, and helping people deal with outlaws and wild monsters and such, only occasionally linking up with a small gathering of likeminded Jedi when something big showed up.Jerking off on Coruscant and getting mixed up in politics is such a stupid idea
>>749451797Nah I'd instill it harder because I'm not a paranoid schizo
>>749429331>Why would you ever want to be a Sith knowing the organization has a history of betrayal, mental illness and physical deformities?Because I'm better than all those other failures.
>>749451921He orchestrated his own election by getting the previous guy exposed for corruption and orchestrated the invasion of naboo but had to move up his plans when the republic sent Jedi's so early. The start of episode 1 has the Trade federation calling Palps to ask what to do because the republic sent two Jedi
>>749452002That's literally how Palpatine came to power. Plagueis did everything for him, and the very first time he let his guard down a little to celebrate their victory Palps merk'd him
>>749451921Consider this: he openly loves democracy.Does that sound like a man who would subvert the system? No! He loves the system. The system put him in power to begin with!In fact, who needs democracy? Not us, it just slows things down. We should find a man who loves democracy and just let him make all the decisions for us.
>>749429331The real question is why did Dooku turn? Was he retarded? We know Anakin was but Dooku's aspirations aren't actually that dark.
>>749429331The reality is that most people don't know what the Sith even are. Even in the time of Yoda, only a few Jedi Masters even know what the word means. Their history and everything else are certainly not known. Really, the Republic must have the shittiest historians ever.
>>749451797Why does the force in its unfiltered form turn you into a raging faggot and a schizo?
>>749452130Dooku fell because he noticed that democracy is fake and gay and decided he could do it better. Which is the natural conclusion of a democratic system.
>>749452069Valorum wasn't corrupt, just ineffectual and pretty indecisive. Considering the Republic had been at peace for so long without any real challenges it's to be expected. Him sending the Jedi right away was perhaps the smartest thing he could do given the situation.
It's always "grey jedi", what about a grey sith where you dress like an edgy S&M wizard but are basically a normal person
>>749452130Dooku was originally just a space racist and human supremacist.
>>749452130A combination of noticing that the Republic was a bloated, corrupted mess and Qui Gon Jinn's death.
>>749452237but like how is that a reason to turn to the dark side? is the light side inherently republican?
>>749452234Power is a drug and you want more because the amount you have stops being enough. Those who go to the dark side are naturally ambitious
>>749452234It's more like once you start using it that way, you understand how a self-serving power hungry sith thinks, because you are one. And once you understand that, you understand it's a complete free for all anything goes when it comes to people like you. There can't be any trust by definition
>>749452347The Dark Side is the part that whispers>only I can fix itand encourages you to do fucked up things in pursuit of the greater good goal until you eventually truly believe that only you can fix it and you can justify literally anything in the pursuit.
>>749452285>sends two Jedi on an official Senate vessel>calls for independent verification when those two Jedi finally report in>nobody even asks him to do it, he just immediately buckles under invisible pressure to ruin his own investigation
>>749451739I thought it's inherently a corrupting influence or slippery slope, does seem that way in the majority of cases
>>749452108Yeah but Plagueis is a bitch
>>749452108Now that I think about it, was Plagueis the only sith we ever see that actually full on committed to cooperation? No tricks or schemes (among sith). Just all in on the plan for victory and revival of the sith.
>>749452347You have two philosophies. One says to basically go with the flow, maintain the status quo, step in when things get really, unnaturally bent out of shape. The other says you are the agent of change and whatever you envision the way things ought to be is the way things ought to be, all things belong to those with the power to take them.
I feel bad for Plagueis. He just wanted to be friends fiveever (that's one more than forever) with his pal Palpatine.
>>749452630Every single plan he had came to fruition. The only thing he didn't see coming was him not being in the picture, and even then he got the last laugh because he purposely withheld the secret to eternal life from Palpatine which lead to endless seething from Sheev
>>749431930If Obi Wan is supposed to be so lame and average why did he beat the best swordsman in the galaxy every time they fought except for the one time he let him win (to emotionally manipulate Luke, honestly Obi Wan is kind of an asshole).
>killing your master before he teaches you immortalityha ha whoops
>>749453003>the best swordsman in the galaxyObi-Wan beat Windu?
Its like asking why are there still retarded people who fall for scams or religious people who still think god and miracles are real but x 100. It all starts with doubt, the Jedi might not have a awnser to all the questions to everything, their way might sometimes seem cumbersome when it comes to dealing with stuff. Then when you start getting even a sliver of power you start to gaslight yourself into giving up more and more of yourself as ends start to suddenly justify the means and the whole world around you starts to make so much more sense because now you feel like your finally in charge of your life and destiny.
>>749453029Realistically they probably would have been undefeatable together but Palps did not want to share. Iirc it was a spur of the moment decision too. The schizo just bubbled up for a second and that's all it took.
>>749453245Sharing is just not a concept that the Sith can understand.
>>749453003Because Vader stated Obi-wan beat him in the past in episode 4 but George decided Anakin is the strongestest ever retroactively.
>>749453245I wonder what the Jedi equivilant of this is, just not doing anything at all as everything goes to shit around you because your just feeling that detached and zen?
>>749453245Palpatine was on his way out of the room for the night and the Dark Side stopped him and said>NOW! Do it NOW!!!
>>749453323Literally the prequels.
Quigon seemingly had the best Philosiphy going for the Star Wars universe. Cosmic Force is ass. Living Force is peak
>>749453323Jolee Bindo living in the Shadowlands of Kashykk to get away from everything
>>749453245>>749453289It's actually just like real life, a system made for good people is just waiting for 1 sociopath to turn it on its head. It doesn't mean the system was full of bad people, it means it was just geared for the success of the extremely few evil people.
>>749453360It was the first time he had ever seen Plagueis vulnerable and he just couldn't help himself lmao what a retard
>>749453029>>749453245The Force made him stupid. Many such cases!
>>749429492Holy fuck, cringe. Star wars is so fucking gay and jewish coded.
>>749453434There's a reason Space God let Qui-Gon into Space Heaven when he died.
>>749453434>turn off brain, let Force do thinking
>>749453446He's doing that because he's not detached and zen, the literal opposite. He's gone to a place where he can do the least damage since whatever his tragic backstory with his wife was.
>>749453494It's literally Good and Virtue vs Evil and Selfishness. It's about as far from morally grey kikeshit there is. It's inherently christ-like
>>749453510Why weren't there any good regular people in space heaven? Was he just hanging out alone because he was the first force-user to do it in millennia?
>>749430272Of course he is smart and learned, he was Palpatines apprentice for years.
>>749453539That was also what Obi-Wan said to Luke sometimes. It's odd, trusting in the Force and your feelings above the rational mind just sounds like it should result in dark-siders.
>>749430272Darth Maul was able to build a functioning digestive tract and a working anus in a cave! With a box of scraps!
>>749452798>The only thing he didn't see coming was him not being in the picture, and even then he got the last laugh because he purposely withheld the secret to eternal life from Palpatine which lead to endless seething from SheevNot really, the sequels ruined that and he was able to actually come back into the physical world. God knows if his spirit is still there or there's some other clone out there.
>>749453574>It's inherently christ-likeIt's inherently Taoist because Lucas has repeatedly said it's about balance, between good and evil, the Light and Dark sides of the Force. The prophecy to the destroy the Sith isn't about the Sith being evil, it's about them being SO evil they're massively shifting everything towards darkness. The status quo, the balance, resets with their death.
>You now remember Disney made Plagueis into smeagol living in a cave who stole the secret of immortality from a bunch of witches
>>749453749It's the submission to the force as a higher power that sets it apart. To accept the force as not just a source of power, but a will of its own that is superior to you.
>>749452636Vader is pretty co-operative until Luke shows up, albeit that probably says more about Palpatine
>>749453864To be fair, that balance shit was introduced in the prequels and even there it wasn't shown very well because Anakin was inherently comically evil in the end and needed to be put down by the good guys
>>749453863>the sequels ruined thatDark Empire did it in the 90s
>>749453864The OT is eastern religion, the Prequels is western. In the OT, we are told that the Force is a hippy dippy all encompassing energy field. In the Prequels we are introduced to the idea that the Force is a rational actor who has plans and a will it wishes to have fulfilled, and the guy who views the Force as such is portrayed as being more in-tune with the Force than any other Jedi.
>>749429331Will To Power isn't inherently wrong, it just attracts a lot of psychos.You just need to find the right sort.
>>749453875I din't remember thst actually because I don't watch anything Disney Wars, I imagine my own space adventures in my head
>>749453231More than scams or religious people, the connection to power and corruption seems more fit for amoral grifters and politicians and the like. Very rarely do scam victims become scammers themselves while the religious are more likely to fall out of religion if they have been abused and come to realize it.
>>749453539I wonder how often the Force let Quigon get laid. For some reason I feel like it was a lot.
>>749453947And the sequels did Dark Empire but worse in every way.
>>749453875>the Acolyte was cancelled before Disney could make it so that Plagueis got the idea to manipulate midichlorians to create and sustain life from the lesbian space witchesBullet dodged.
>>749453794kek
>>749453947>>749454160Well two media then, one official.
>>749453897Vader was a totally broken man surviving purely on "well, no going back now this is the path I chose" cope. Actually brilliant of Sheev when you think about it, a broken jedi is much easier to control than a power hungry sith.
>>749454207Sheev didn't want a broken Jedi. He wanted big dick super stronk Vader to push him to even greater power. Broken Vader was a crushing disappointment.
>>749454207Unironically what was preventing Vader from killing himself, especially before he realized he had kids around and Padme was never coming back.
>>749454258Good catch. Palps really was a royal fuck up coasting by on Plagueis setting up the entire board for him
>>749454000Sweet sweet space adventures in my head
>>749454167You can tell they knew it was coming and put that scene in as a last fuck you on the way out
>>749454281Self-loathing of the self-flagellation type. He pushed on hoping for something to kill him but his rage and hatred at his own actions gave him power enough to survive it all, until finally the final spark of what made Anakin Skywalker a good man resurfaced to save his son.
>>749454167I genuinely think watching Acolyte should be a form of torture. A torture so cruel and effective, medieval kingdoms would be appalled by it.
>>749454437>You're coming with me, I've got to save you!>You already have, Luke.Sad!
>>749454310>Good catch. Palps really was a royal fuck up coasting by on Plagueis setting up the entire board for himPalps is a Sith true believer and after purging the Jedi there was nobody left to replace Anakin. Remember that Palps conquered the Republic without using the force which is what separates him from almost every other prior Sith, he did it all with the gift of gab rather than force mind tricks or using an army with a light sabre like his predecessors.
This "vader is just a sad defeated man" revisionism is wild, he was a ball of rage ready to slap the shit out of anyone who even thought about disrespecting him or his hard-won empire.
>>749454160>worse than Dark EmpireImpossible. The sequels don't have Palpatine killing himself in the mother of all autistic Force temper tantrums and then coming back like nothing happened for a THIRD TIME in the next film. They don't have him trying to kidnap a pregnant Rey so he can be reborn as her baby now all his clones are dead. There's no scene where his underlings have to seriously ask who is so loyal as to take care of Baby Sheev. There's no steady stream of Darth Vader replacements who get constantly unceremoniously killed off and replaced like they don't even matter to the story.ST is shit and full of dumb stuff but Dark Empire outdid it on every front.
I wouldn't.
>>749429331Power.
>>749454680>Remember that Palps conquered the Republic without using the forceHe lived within spitting distance of the Jedi Temple for years and they never noticed him. Mace Windu bitching about how they're going to have to come clean about the Jedi's collective ability to use the Force becoming clouded is directly Sheev's doing. I'm pretty sure it's the official novelisation that explain it as him using a hidden Sith shrine on Coruscant to manipulate the Force itself.
>>749454690Would baby Anakin Solo possessed by Sheev be able to shoot lightning when throwing tantrums?
>>749454687Nigger even in the OT he was only really an outwardly testy dick to other people in the Empire. Every time he faced a jedi, whether it be Obi-Wan or Luke, he was surprisingly cordial as far as conversation went. I'd even go as far as to say he was downright intrigued whenever he was face to face with Luke. He outright tries to reconnect with him and offers to rule the galaxy together when the opportunity arose. He was almost relieved to see them in his smug retard way
>>749454687>Hey is my wife okay?>No you killed her>NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIt's canon
>>749429331Because once I kill my master I’ll be the most powerful Sith in the galaxy. I just need to train an apprentice of my own to kill him with me…
>>749454904Given Luke's relation to him, it's not surprising that he was interested. It is surprising how polite he is to Ben Kenobi on the Death Star considering Obi-Wan ruined his entire life. You'd think he'd lose his absolute shit as soon as he senses him.
>>749432713He was using the Force to hide the fact he's basically a step away from going full lich.
>>749455050I'm pretty sure by then he was aware he hold royally fucked up everything
>>749435383>someone who managed to avoid the worst corruption of the Dark Side and the infinite rat race for UNLIMITED POWAAAAAAAHRespect.
>>749442864Didn't Vergere basically slippery slope Jacen, or am I misremembering shit? His fall was gradual, an erosion of his morals over time as opposed to one big, sudden change. I'm still fucking mad about who he killed to finalize his descent, too.>Putting Ben in the Vong torture device to make him betterJacen saw that it "worked" for him, so.... Why not?
>>749454936Sadakin Skywalker
>>749455050Because in ANH he's just a guy called Darth who happened to be mentored by Obi-Wan and also killed Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan's good pal and fellow Jedi Knight. A post-PT rewrite of the Death Star would be difficult considering Vader knows almost everyone involved.
>>749454936So he remained that way permanently?>open his visor during the "surrounded by fear and dead men" speech>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>shut visor
>>749455165Vergere is like "good is just a point of view, Jacen"And later the books were like AND SHE'S A SITH LORD LMAO
>>749442253This.
>>749429331Because I'm better than all those losers. If I were in their position, I wouldn't have died, because I'm me.
>>749455343Considering the entirety of Vader Down is about him trying to kidnap his son, yes. It's all about him clinging onto that last shred of his dead wife and his old life.
>>749444961Yes, that's the point. The Jedi are kind of stupid if you haven't realized.
>"Ok, how do we deal with the sith problem?">"Kill the bastards."Literally nothing of value would be lost if all the sithiggers died.
>>749429331Sith pussy is absolutely crazy dude.
>>749436972Ancient Jedi make modern Jedi look like pussies
Remember when Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi tricked an innocent public servant into leading him to her husband after she refused to help him, and then emerged from her ship as she was trying to talk down a mass murderer, giving the reasonable impression that she brought him there to kill him; thereby leading to her violent assault and subsequent death?Why does he just get away with doing that?
>>749455687Sith women age like milk and probably smell like pennies.
>>749453863Mouse Wars isn't canon, anon
>>749455734Why the actual fuck was he standing like this specifically? Out of any situation hes been in, of all times with all people?
>>749456101That's cope and you know it, Disney owns Star Wars like Leia in her slave outfit except permanently unlike Jabba
>>749452234The Dark Side is literally a gateway drug to corruption, madness, and evil.
>>749456179Nah. You can enjoy your cuck fantasies if you like thougheverbeit
>>749444180But you'll notice that Palpatine was the to finally defeat the Jedi.
>>749456360I'm not the cuck, the sw fans are. I only know of what happens bc it's discussed a lot on 4chan
>>749455343And Palps had to learn how to speak Noese to communicate with Vader from then on.
>>749455734Anon, he killed a bunch of kids. He was always gonna choke that bitch, no matter what she would've said. The dark side of the force is essentially crack and lord knows you don't negotiate with crackheads.
>>749456401Except absolutely no one discusses Disney Wars. This entire thread alone is discussion about the original 2 trilogies and AU. Thats how it always is. Everyone ignores the gay Disney shit because it isnt canon to fans, and thats all that matters
>SithEdgy and nihilistic retards>JediLame and gay retardsThey're better off as near extinct since both sides tend to cause catastrophic damage on the galaxy and its population because of their pissing contest.
>>749454687Dumb nigger, Vader being a ball of rage is something Disney—in listening to you idiotic and loud secondaries—foolishly put forth. Vader was a sad man who was a disappointment to the Sith.
>>749455368>"good is just a point of view, Jacen"Anyone who says this is an evil baby eater btw.
>>749456646To be honest, in the OT he doesn't really seem sad or filled with rage. He just seems kinda sassy.
>>749456545True, anything short of a "thank you Anakin, you have saved me" was going to be hit by an overwhelming wall of>DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I'VE DONE FOR YOU?!and a good non-sexual choking.
>>749430031gungi..
>>749456686He was defeated fully by them and retreated into his Vader persona. Snipping at Imp officers and Rebels is one of the few things that made his existence bearable.
>>749456625>no one discusses Rings of Power relative to LOTR>Trekkies hate everything from the Abrams movies and beyond>Halo fans only prefer the first 3 games and sometimes Reach out of pity>Terminator fans think the franchise ends with 2 Will execs ever learn that the cultural zeitgeist always overcomes their own corporate mandated “canon?”
>>749456815They know, they just dont care. The only goal is to spit on everything you love and flood it with women, trannies and gays
>>749429331>"The future of the order means nothing if you are not alive to see it." -Darth NoxYou are going into the Sith knowing full well that you are playing a game of chicken with your master, and you will one day have to best him with all the knowledge that he has taught/given you. Either you have to learn to surpass him by beating him in his own game/superceding past his own knowledge, or die.The problem with the Sith is that the Sith race had a culture of warrior kings that would fight one another for positions of power, and that developed into the organization where the Sith just want to fight one another. It's in the way the culture was made and in maintaining the focus on passion and anger, even when the Brotherhood was around. The Rule of Two needed to be made.
>>749453003It was basically a perfect matchup Obi Wan trained Anakin and so knew his movesObi Wan used a defensive fighting style meant to counter aggression while Anakin use an offensive oneObi Wan was basically Anakin's older brother and so Anakin was not firing on all dark side cylinders during he fight.Obi Wan had the high ground in all the ways that mattered.
>>749456942Their goal is to make money. You're way overthinking it. "oh, we own this IP. Can we wring some cash out of it?" That is all they care about.
>>749457013Sure thing shlomo. Literally any retard with a passing knowledge of these IPs could tell you how to make easy money with them, but leave it in the hands of execs and you'd think it was an impossible feat.
>Why would you ever want to be a Sith knowing the organization has a history of betrayal, mental illness and physical deformities?Because its cool?
>>749453003Obi Wan is anything but lame and averagehis entire shtick is patience, hard work, determination, and playing solid defense. some older lore writes him as being average or underwhelming in pure force potential alone, but he more than makes up for this with his other attributes
>>749457013I mean part of it is true but nowadays they're actively trying to demoralize american culture and it doesn't matter if they lose a crapton of cash because blackrock keeps them funded so they never fail.
>>749457082They are making money. Disney has made billions of dollars from Star Wars.
>>749457013They havent been trying to make money in eons.
>>749455734not like there's anyone left to hold him accountable
Obi-Wan is pretty stronk, but he gets slimed every time he has to fight a Sith Lord that he didn't train for a decade.
>>749457190Coasting on everything that came before. Now not a single person gives a fuck what they put out because everyonr knows it's gutterslop. Every single show put out year after year is an utter pathetic failure. Watching the mando movie flop was comical
>>749457289That doesn't matter to them. That's what I keep telling you. They want to wring all the cash they can out of an IP. They got billions out of Star Wars and that was all that mattered to them.
>>749457342They'd make more if they made things people actually cared about. I promise you, you will not convince a single human alive that Mouse Wars is good, or even passable. You may as well give up running damage control
>>749457238>The supposed DEFENSE MASTER who has mastered the Form V Shien lightsaber style to become the living TANK of the Jedi Order (the same attack that the Jedi Knight in SWTOR fights in to become the tank of the game).>Gets bodied by every SithYeah right... master my ass. Worst tank in history. He's supposed to be blocking every blow in every fight that he is in like he is an immovable object, while the Jedi around him try to circumvent him to land the perfect blow.
>>749457416>They'd make more if they made things people actually cared aboutThey don't want to make things people care about, how many times does anon have to repeat himself, and why do you take him pointing it out as him running damage control? The only damage is in your brain kek, you're literally like a perma-aggro low level mob in an MMO.
>>749457679In his defense, shien form is a tank who specializes in firepower and blocking fire blaster. Soresu/form 3 is for front-line fighting.Obi-Wan should be sent to the front lines fighting in wars, not going up against the Sith.
>>749457815Sure thing shlomo. If the goal was go make money, they would put out things people obviously want to see. This isn't a difficult concept, you're just pretending not to see it or terminally retarded
>>749457679>>749457906Right, you two are retards, Kenobi manhandles any *actual* Sith he goes up against. Maul, Savage, and Ventress are made his bitches and I'm pretty sure he could've given Sidious a decent run for his money if they ever dueled.Dooku was one of the greater duelists the Jedi had before he fell and was a master of a form specifically built for Saber on Saber combat, so on top of knowing how Jedi fight, he had a Form devoted to curbstomping Jedi traditionalists. Of course he was cleaning up Obi.
>>749429331Power, simple asWith the Jedi you are taught restraint and that the Force is something you are beholden to and must have faith in to use.The Sith see the Force as purely a well of power to draw from and it feeds their egos until they inevitably turn on each other.
>>749458403Darth Maul cleanly beat him in combat, I don't care about your TCW nonsense, and Yoda didn't even want to bring Obi-Wan with him to fight Sidious because he would have been a net negative.
>>749457990>If the goal was go make moneysee >>749457190You are a retarded kike and your pilpul is of very low quality.
>>749454258I unironically love this fight even if it is a cgi old man and Goblin flipping around. Mainly because it's a battle for the fate of the galaxy and Sheev is having the absolutely time of his life. He's laughing so hard he has to wipe the spit off his face and is still laughing when holding on for dear life.Reminder he canonically uses a lightsaber when he just wants to have fun like when he schooled Maul and his apprentice.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7hBZNsPnyg
>>749458824you're talking to a bot anon
>>749447000Is he dating a tulpa?
>>749447330Why was he banned for that?
>>749458824See>>749457416Note, "they'd make more". Let me put it in terms you might be able to understand. >Why make little money when you can make big money? It's either gross incompetence and allowing narcissistic writers in the room or just plain agenda. There really isn't another way to look at this.
>>749459204See>>749457815>It's either gross incompetence and allowing narcissistic writers in the room or just plain agenda. Yeah no shit you retarded faggot, that's exactly what I've been saying. They don't want to make things people like, because they don't have to if their goal is to make money, they're making the money anyway. >hurr durr buh dey can make more of da moniez!!That requires trying and caring, and making something people like.You either actually are a bot or a malnourished jew who got exiled from jewland for being too extreme of a pedophile kek
>>749430031The prequels are dogshit and your museum is half-assed.
>>749452521its corrupting, but the sith actively lean into that corruption on purpose.
