Are we buying her game?
>>749447179I am. Can't wait.
>>749447179>tfw you will never be the sexual relief slave for a battalion of sisters of battle
>>749447179No
>>749448595They don't have sex.They're zealots that only live and die for the emperor. Finding pleasure in anything except prayer and service is heretical.
>>749447179that's heretic
>>749447179>woke foid girlboss trashKill yourself subhuman shill
>>749447179fuck yeah, brother.
>>749447179Boltgun 1 was boring, so no.
I wish Boltgun 1 and 2 actually tried to be a throwback shooter and not cash in on the boomershooter meme. If you don't know the difference, you have to go back.
>>749449216>t. Profusely sweating sister worried the church is on to them
>>749447179>Alanahs gameLmao no
I belong to an Inquisitor
>>749447179No.
>>749449216>Finding pleasure in anything except prayer and service is heretical.Cuck empire
The voice actors they got are annoying but the game itself is solid.2 is gonna have you pick what planets/missions you go on which is cool.I feel like immediately showing Vashetor in a trailer kinda ruins the surprise but I guess it does grab attention.
>>749449216There is nothing in the lore to support this, sisters don't have a vow of celibacy.
>>749447179yeah
>>749451126>Grandmaster, I have requisitioned this Strike Cruiser in the name of->YOU DID WHAT!?I didn't enjoy the game that much but that initial interaction between the Inquisition and the Grey Knights made me laugh.
>>749447179needs higher cut bikini bottoms.
How come the sisters don't use much plasma?
>>749451556God, I love those.
>>749451556>>749451832brehs
I wonder if the game will launch with a horde mode or if it'll be DLC like the first game
>>749447179nya
>>749449216Well that's just not true. Their highest dedication is always gonna be to the emprah, but they can still engage in other activities
>>749447179For me it's the scarred and tanned one
>>749452272Emperor bless
Uh oh!
>>749452781I miss TTS...
>>749447179I know this isn't a Darktide thread but a Sister of Battle class is all but confirmed as the next class going by datamining.Since it's Darktide though they will probably be modeled to be ugly as fuck sadly.
>>749447179>Are we buying her game?Of course. And his game.
>>749451823>How come the sisters don't use much plasma?Not part of the holy trinity. Unreliable. Preference for melta which can take on stuff plasma covers and more. I don't actually know
I want to stomp on a Castigator and cut it apart with my 12 foot chainsaw
>>749451823Plasma is temperamental, and when you're a Sister who regularly pisses off the AdMechs because you view them as a barely tolerated bunch of divergent heritics and happily break things that the AdMech would really like to study, you don't want to have to go to them to maintain your plasma.
>>749453943Yeah really cool, now eat melta
You zoomers need to KILL YOURSELVES
>>749454003HaThat tickled, you little WORM
>>749454003>>749454198>*dies from cringe*
>>749454285I hate you
>>749447179>Jeet and his Aussie neo feminist anti american (but omg totally lives and works here amirite?) nepo whore gamenah
>>749454636>anti americanIt's just means being a christian.
>>749455020ok mudslime
>>749455051>nuh ah u are muslimNah mutt, I am cfhristian, and my church says you are retarded idol-worshippers.
>>749449216I've read many a codex on archiveofourown that contradict that
>>749455303>I am cfhristian
>>749449216>the same retarded argument>every single threadreplenishing troops is pretty fucking important when you're at war with the rest of the galaxy>but they're in active duty, they can't get preggerscadia had a portal to hell for a neighbor and it's biggest contribution to the imperial tithe was soldiers, because they fucked a lot
>>749449216They literally started out as some dudes harem of fuckdolls.
>>749453478ugly sisters in videogames is the norm, just look at Rogue Trader
>>749453954who the fuck maintains the power armor, then?>>749452928meh, shit was fizzling out in the final season, too much fanfic wank instead of lore exposition
>tags: corruptionnow you have my interest
>>749455538How fucking dare you
>>749455592I'm pretty sure power armor maintenance isn't some admech secret, I think space marines often do it themselves or have non-admech servants do it. Could be misremembering though.
>>749451126>mfw she's trapped in nurgle's garden being what on by far ugly bastard demons 24/7
i love me some Coomhammer
>>749453954Surprisingly the actual fluff is that the sisters and admech are on universally good terms because the still have an alliance from when candies was ruling them.I do actually wish they butted heads more though, as 2 factions with very different interpretations of faiths sharing a deity they really ought to be accusing eachother of heresy more often
>>749447179I boughtered the shit out of it. I can't wait to play Alanah's other game! No but really though yes I did purchase it I actually really like Bolgun and it is my favourite "boomer shooter". Aesthetics and presentation count for a lot.
whats some cool sisters battles? seems i only ever hear about them being punching bags for chaos marines or purging civilians
>>749455717You'd think converting the tabletop minis like that would be more popular but I haven't seen many. I guess it's just a giant pain in the ass because they're pretty small models covered in symbols and trinkets you'd have to painstakingly sand off.
>>749456351purging civilians is cool
>>749456351>whats some cool sisters battlesYou're own
>>749456351they are fuckmeats for chaos chads
>>749456479yeah chaos sisters remain in the realm of fan contentGW is trying their hardest to do away with/reinvent Slaanesh because of credit card processors and transpeople, so not only is kitbashing a pain in the ass, you'll get judgmental looks and constant lectures about "might as well use em while you can"i have a little squad of kitbashed sisters of slaughter (khornate) but they're just for decorationi wonder if we'll ever come full circle on sex being both okay and taboo instead of cordoned off to porn sites and weird bdsm culture
Did we like femstodes?
>>749457087Gross.This is far better.
>>749457087Idk ask /tg/
>>749457142
What is the difference between nurgles rot and the destroyer plague?
I still desire a new Eldar game
>>749456351There's that novel where they fucked up a rogue cardinal who was trying to become Emperor 2.0 by capturing psykers and bringing them to his torture mountain base that was from dark age of technology.
>>749449216The soroitas do not have a single vow of celibacy, however, the average active-duty battle sister or even the poor repentia are not having sex when they're busy cracking heretic, mutant and xeno skulls with their high heels. That's novitiate/hospitaler duty to breed and make more sisters in the case finding orphaned girls for the schola preginia (or whatever that hogwarts ass school that trains Comissars, Soroitas, Enforcers and Inquisitors is called).Hell, most ironic of all is that they're literally sex babydolls on their origin, that nigga Goge Vandire was a real gooner.
>>749449548>If you don't know the difference, you have to go back.You likely don't know it either, Boltgun plays closer to a Build engine game than the likes of Doom. Only lame thing is that the artstyle is all over the place because it tries to be pixelart but i see plenty of mixels and the pre-rendered 3d sprites could be better.
>>749457496>they're literally sex babydolls on their origin,One of their founding saints is literally killed Custodes 1v1
>>749453478power armor is climate controlled
>>749451823They do and don't, if memory serves me right, Sisters using plasma are not uncommon, but one sight you'll find plasma, overcharged plasma even, is with the repentias. I think some Repentia get plasma pistols or full on plasmaguns, but they're set to overcharge so it's up to the emperor's will if the plasma blows them up or it blows the big e's enemies.
>>749457705Hers clearly isn't sealed
>>749451126what game is thisand why does it look like a weg vn
>>749457784yeah, i am saying there is no reason for her to have taken it off
>>749458020Parts were damaged
>>749453478It sounds like a mess>Full on sorotias battle sisterShe will be by default, the most OP shit ever because there is a large difference between power armor that can use ASTARTES-TIER weaponry at least half as efficiently as a full of spess muhreen>Repentia It would go with the theme of the darktiders being a bunch of criminals, dropouts and failures really well, except the Zealot more or less does what a sister repentia does, just without being stripped down to wear purity seals, shitty rags and wear a body harness made out of barbed wire. That and last i checked, the Zealot also has the Eviscerator chainblade, AKA the very thing the repentias used to be known for, so shit would be too redundant>Sister hospitalerWould be kind of gay to introduce some tf2 medic-esque support class, but it would be the least overlapping with the current roster of classes>Sister NovitiateWould be THE most overlapping.Me personally, what darktide needs is more abhumans and IG stuff. Give me a fucking Catachan, or a Ratling, or a Squat from necromunda
>>749456351Not the brightest sisters moment, but i still respect Saint Celestine going ballistic on the Fall of Cadia.
>>749457087I don't hate it conceptually because contrary to the space marines, custodes are literally built different, like, extremely different even among themselves, Big E probably tried out making girly custodes on his spare time after having too many drinks with Malcador so it is not something as bad as the concept of making female space marines.But just like female astartes, the problem stems from the fact 40k already has enough cool girls that do battle, but GW are a bunch of retarded british goyim that can't think straight and expand the Sisters of Silence instead of making femstodes, or make better Sisters of Battle instead of trying to make girlmarines, or make Imperial Guard girls be cuties (abhumans included, print those felinids already, geedubs) and the same goes for everything. Far too many factions in the imperium with real girls in it can be expanded and supported, but because the average 40k consoomer is a marinepiggie that slurps up every bit of astartes plastic without saying no, GW most likely prefers doing she-marines because even if it breaks all sorts of canon rules, marinepiggies would still eat them up, just like they ate Primaris Marines under the guise of "OH BUT YOU STILL HAVE UR FIRSTBORNS", like GW didn't give said firstborns the Thunder Warrior treament which is ironic and sad that there is a novel where an iron warrior calls a firstborn sargeant a thunder warrior when he sees primaris marines for the first time and says something about "when will it be your turn to be replaced"
They should make a game with this kind of art style.
>>749457634I didn't say they were failures or jobbers. The Sisters of Battle put up one hell of a last stand that would make the Crimson Fists cry. But the whole age of apostesy was a whole woman moment caused by a kike in a funny hat which says a lot when modern feminist movements of the last decade were funded by men
eldar game when
>>749459090First of all, Blanche is dead.Second of all, this sort of style cannot be done in motion. Paintings that move are retarded and no amount of AI copium will change that statement. The problem with 40k's artstyle with the playable characters and NPC's is GW is too autistic and can't let things go a bit offmodel because everything has to be accurate to the minis they sell.
>>749459249Nta, but an artstyle like the original space Marine but perhaps more faithful art/designs that feature heavier ornamentation and some thicker linework would match the kind of british comics type style 40k has been cribbed from?
>>749459756That just sounds like celshaded 3d but fuglier, and i'll still say no. Again, the problem with 40k's artstyle in modern games is entirely on the character models. If you look at Space Marine 2, Darktide and even Space Hulk Deathwing, you'll see the environments to be real proper 40k stuff that looks appropiate for the setting and shit looks real good. But it's hard to appreciate the characters in a first person game like Darktide or Deathwing, moreso the latter since there's not much in the way of customization, no room for /yourdudes/ compared to space marine 2 and even sm2 is kind of meh in that department because getting the cosmetics is cock and ball torture (unless you pay, which is gay). At least darktide characters got that fugly guy charm that kind of fits the old warhammer, just wish shit was more exaggerated on some gears of wars type of shit.
>>749447179Boltgun 1 was really...really bad. The demo for 2 was ok, but still had a lot of the issues the first one had. Doom 2016 was a mistake
>>749460217>Doom 2016 was a mistaketrue
>>749455412They started as a cult called the Brides of the Emperor…then some guy took them and made them his personal harem army. They also shot him when the head mistress was given a personal meeting with the Emperor.
>>749460217I want to disagree but every time I reflect on playing the game I only remember that the game throws you into an arena against a Changer of Ways that walled me off from completing the game until I became a pixel perfect platformer to get into position to do cover sniping. Which is different from the other arena with a Changer of Ways where no matter where I go I was always surrounded by black legion fags with no resources while in a stand off with the giant bird's hitscan machine gun and only tiny wall notches and crates as cover.Then the arena with the Grandfathers on the other hand wasn't really bad but I found myself dodging wushu/shonen sword beams.
>>749449216They should be, but they aren't. You even have lesbian and tranny SoBs these days, and Repentia don't even fight naked. The Imperium has fallen.
>>749459249> GW is too autistic and can't let things go a bit offmodel because everything has to be accurate to the minis they sell.Yeah this, they are a shitty company but they at least used to give some leeway back in the 2000s.Would love to play a custom IG faction in tw40k instead of another cadian reskin.
>>749461949A tranny SoB shouldn’t exist at all. The whole reason they even exist at all is because of the obvious legalese the church is pulling with the “no man at arms” wording by just making their military women. Overtly women too, so that it’s clear they don’t have any fighting men. A troon would break that pretty damn quickly.
>>749459159Nobody actually cares about Eldar outside of competitive tabletop players. They're an actual NPC faction and their lore is genuinely terrible. Could remove them from the setting and literally nothing would change.
Boltgun 1 > Space Marine 2
>>749449216>They don't have sex.Wrong.>They're zealots that only live and die for the emperor.Correct.>Finding pleasure in anything except prayer and service is heretical.Wrong.
>>749461723tbf it nails the 40k part
>>749457718Plasma guns don't explode. They vent ultra-heated gases. When a plasma gun overheats, it still fires and will work just fine after it cools off.
>>749462701Virgin, LMAO
>>749462850Nobody expects the all loving grandfather who makes his alchemical brews in his garden all day to be a sword master. it is the kind of weirdness that suits Chaos.A real shame that Tzeentch's close quarters trump cards keep getting nerfed from secondary outrage.
>>749447179Probably not, I only played half of boltgun and ended up dropping it because I was so fucking bored.
>>749453478>they will probably be modeled to be ugly as fuck sadly.Just like the real deal
The imperial snu snu hierarchy>Custodes(female)>Sororitas>Inquisitors(female)>Comissars(female)>Ogryns(female)>Catachan(female)>Guardsmen(female)They're all ADDICTED to inspecting and polishing (you)r lasgun, by the way.
>women who dedicate themselves to their cause instead of their sexualityTruly fiction made by man
>>749449216FPBP
>>749447179>Does tanline art>But no nudes>Also only posts on twitterCriminal, just criminal
>>749464670>No mention of the officio assasinorum (hot babes in latex suits with tactical gear featuring freaky stuff)If you think Custodes is snu-snu, wait until you see what a she-eversor will do to your pelvis.God, this is why i hate Simps of battle, sororitas are not the hottest thing in the imperium, the assasins got some hot stuff.
>>749465917The only non-dude faction of the assassinorum(worth a mention) are the Callidus who are constantly being abducted by Night Lords who wish to experience the same "events" as their primarch, so they're not a factor.
>>749453478>>749458705Every class is already being homogonized to be exactly the same shit thanks to meta faggots.
>>74945792940k: Chaos Gate - Daemonhunters
>>749458705From datamine, it's novitiate
>>749465330>Bluesky trannyKys fag
>>749447179>>749449216when are we getting a game where we play as HIM?cuz only trannies want to play as the harem members
>alanah pierceHell no.
>>749447179Huh. Interesting.Boltgun 2 having a Bolter Bitch as the main character actually makes me more likely to buy it. I don't give a shit about muhreens, they're the most boring faction there is. Sororitas could be interesting depending on execution.
>>749455538Ugly sisters is sadly the norm everywhere except the art. They are obviously the sexfuck army for perverts but GW is afraid of letting them be what they're good for.
WE WILL RAPE VASHTORRBEHEAD VASHTORRBOLTGUN VASHTORRS HEAD
>>749447179>voiced by alanah pearceno thanks
>>749469513Yeeeeeah. I just checked the demo and her voice isn't sexy at all. Oh well.
>>749453062Sexter of Battle
>>749463094Sometimes they explode if someone keeps firing despite the heat build up. Since the gun is usually more valuable than the wielder, this is a bit of a problem.
>>749469513Are you serious? Oh for fuck sake how in the fuck does she get everywhere in this industry while being so fucking retarded? Does she just fuck all the developers or something?Fuck sake. I was excited for this game, not now know. I'm not playing a game that's got her in it.
>>749453062If the models looked like this I'd actually play the tabletop game.
>>749449216>They don't have sex.OFFICIALLY YOU RETARDno woman can resist the forbidden fruit. all woman lose to the cock.
>>749447179Did they change "her"? Because last I saw her official portrait it was some scarred mannish freakazoid with angery mug. Lore accurate to GW's official paint models, old or new but it's still ugly.And I can't even watch the original Boltgun gameplay for too long. Small amount of pixels with big wahoo special effects is a terrible combo to behold.
I hope the Sisters in Darktide are hot, at least.
>>749449216not truethe imperium culture is extremely degenerate and celibacy isn't really a thing
>>749447179>no pubes>no pit hair
>make BDSM nun faction>spend the next 30 years insisting that they're serious and shouldn't be sexualizedGenuinely wtf were they thinking?
>>749470835Are they finally coming?
>>749449216>the emperor decrees that you must procreate to bolster the numbersproblem solved
